I WAS ONCE THE MOST MYSTICAL MAN IN ALL RUSSIA

OOOH
AAAH
OOOH

Then why are you singing in English?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=907J-eQkjVU&ab_channel=AnastasiaRomanov

How no one ever got offended by this? Rasputin was a good man.

>>84772714
RASPUTIN WAS A GOOD BOY, HE JUST WANTED TO SAVE THE TSAREVICH! HE DIDNT DO NUFFIN!!

>>84772152
Inserting fantasy elements into real history almost never ends well especially when it's used to turn a complicated series of events and decisions into a strict good vs evil story.

>>84772793
at least we got one good song out of it.

>>84772604
kek

>>84772840
Two. I love "Once Upon a December."

RA-RA-RASPUTIN

>>84772714
Because entirety of early 20th century was shaky and shady as fuck period for Russia. Simply put, not a lot of Russian people actually know whether or not Rasputin was a charlatan who was raping emperor's daughters, a doctor of sorts, an adviser or who knows what else he could've been.

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>mfw "SOON SHE WILL FEEL, THAT HER NIGHTMARES ARE REAL"

>>84772714
Did he belive he was healing the boy? If so he was well intentioned but misguided if not then he was deliberately manipulating the Queen for wealth and influence.

>>84772880
oh yeah, that too.

>>84772793
Dunno, don't care. I am Russian and all people I know like Anastasia all right, they just get surprised when I tell them it's not a Disney movie. My friends actually used Once Upon a December without vocals as a song for graduation day waltz.

>>84772931
>if not then he was deliberately manipulating the Queen for wealth and influence.

Why do you think the nobles killed the shit out of him? That's what they thought was happening.

post more good songs from shit movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3KKQc5EqiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPLtD6N9WO0

>>84772714

I don't know, I wouldn't mind being portrayed as an undead wizard with cool magic powers.

>>84772931
To be fair even today I know people who legit think they can heal things with fucking rocks. Like amber, opal, etc and they really do believe it can heal them.
I know, because I accidentally ended up at some mystic store with two coworkers and got kicked out for laughing despite being as polite and 'interested' as I could manage.

>>84773053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZknxLDmXzP8

Talented voices singing great songs wasted on a shit film!

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>>84772714
He was just a cyborg who wanted some asian pussy

>>84772714
If I was Rasputin, I'd enjoy the fact that so much of popular culture has turned me from a man with with a slight level of infamy who met a grisly end to a high powered warlock with bug friends and a clockwork cyborg minion.
Kroenen was in Anastasia, right?

>>84774621
No, of course not. Why would you confuse Anastasia with Hellboy?

Although come to think of it, have the Romanovs ever showed up in Hellboy?

>>84773374
>>84774621
All that, and he allegedly had a fucking elephant dick.

>>84772902
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

COME MY MINIONS

RISE FOR YOUR MASTER

>>84773695
*tips fedora*
Well done, fellow gentleman scholar! Upboated and subscribed to your blog!

>>84772714
Someone post his dick

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>>84772902

>>84772931
He told the anemic boy to stop taking blood thinners. Wa-lah!

>>84772931
Read the wiki. The Czar's son was anemic and had been taking blood thinning medication. Ras told them to stop and it worked because science.

>>84773053
I forgot about the hot blind boy.

>>84777281

>2016
>believing in wicca and paganism

Wow. I didn't think you pathetic fat fucks were still around. Fucking kek.

>>84773695
>"i am too above your simple minded ways to respect your beliefs"

tips

>>84772152
Wouldn't baba yaga fuck his shit up?

>>84773053

I won't call this movie shit, but it is slowly being forgotten into obscurity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d85_BH9huvE

>>84778310
>>84772152

What about that dude who's heart was in a rat a frog in a cat in a duck in a hole in a log on the the bottom of the sea on an island

>>84775367
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt3USF3bVZU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwcVFMJvlN0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVDtm7ff2NY

The sequel had some fairly good music as well, it was pretty younger audience orientated compared to Anastasia, but that's not a sin as such.

>>84772152
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

>>84780156
you mean Koschei?

>>84772931
>he was deliberately manipulating the Queen for wealth and influence
Nah, he was already shagging her for that.

>>84776623
LET
YOUR
EVIL
SHIIIIIIINE

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>>84777500

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>>84784535
Wait, wrong pic.

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>>84784553
That's fucking hung

>>84780284
Daily reminder that the Boney M guy died in a St. Petersburg Hotel, while dressed as Rasputin for an upcoming show on the same date Rasputin was killed.

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Guys don't lie. We all know he's still alive.