SDCC SoP 2016:DC Edition

>>84670967

Oh I can just tell from the name and the cover this is gonna be a good one, isn't it

>>84670997
>Written by FabNic
Oh come on, how bad could it really be?

>>84671059

>"sure, don't bury me near my parents, just dump my corpse in this mass grave that has headstones every foot, no, that's great."

>>84671136
>She's being flip"
>not "glib" of "flippant"
Why does this bother me so much?

>>84671059
>Affecting J'onn but not Clark
I call bullshit

>>84671169
Because nobody talks, or ever talked, like that

>>84670997
Is the theme of this year's SoP good artists being wasted on awful stories?

>>84671118
you'd think that, and yet...

>>84671086
there's nothing wrong with this story
I don't get the hate

>>84670967
Why didnt WW get herself some Superjelly if she wanted to have his baby?
Why is it only the boys who were separated when the girls have the same powers?

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>>84671392
Keep reading, if you don't find it bad by the next 2 pages then I guess you have a dubious taste

>>84671043

It's horrendous on multiple levels.

>>84671374

There were several stories that got suggested mostly because of the art being hilariously bad. Just wait.

ITT: S: THE LAST MAN

>>84671347
Ivy nooo!

>>84671377
Injustice Wondy?

I'm just here for Superjizz in a jar.

>>84671672
>it's been taken care of
I wonder how long it took him?

>>84671436
Because the author says so. They even acknowledge how stupid the premise is here >>84671303

>>84671729
There's that creamy Kryptonian goodness. The pinnacle of comics right here.

>>84671729
Wow, that must have taken a while to fill.

>>84671729
There it is folks. Everything DC has ever published was all to set-up this one moment. The moment of our dreams.

Diana holding a jar full of Superman's jizz.

>>84671447
Luthor appreciates the THICC

>>84671729
every time

>>84671461
>Men are the only impediment to world peace
This is satire, right?

>>84671540
Looking kind of Jessica there, Maria

>>84671551
>Men are trash
>Except when they're hot
>and I can exploit them
We r63 Gorean now

>>84672353
Was this written by James Tiptree Jr.?

Good god, I didn't think this was going to start till the 22nd!

As shitty as this story starts out, the last bit isn't terrible. As soon as it turns into a Superman story everything kind of balances out.

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COMING UP NEXT:

JLA: Act of God

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>>84672481
Started early 'cause I have a shit-ton of books to do, like really a shit ton

>>84672549
You're doing Satan's work, anon. Bless you.

>>84672549
will you storytime lobdell's teen titans? the culling in particular?

>>84672549
I should join in, but The best/worst I have is a SU vore comic from DA.
Knowing how the mods are in /sug/ I'll get banned for posting that storytime.

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>>84672615
I'll do Death of The Family
Good Ol' Chuckie Austen Action Comics
Villains for Hire
Maaaaayyybe Countdown (dunno about this one yet)
Whom Gods Destroy
Superman:At Earth's End

>>84672640
Who's the cutie with the blonde hair?

>>84672399
I unironically love this page.

>>84672549
sorry, but I can't take this

>>84672549
Oh boy, I remember this from last year.
Might as well get all the reruns out of the way.

>>84672664

awww, tough luck. :( new 52 teen titans made want to commit suicide.

>>84672664
I think Countdown probably isn't worth it. It's more boring than bad.

>>84672618
>Knowing how the mods are in /sug/ I'll get banned for posting that storytime.
Storytiming The Unfunnies will probably get you banned too, but it's a classic. Someone always has to take one for the team.

>>84671794
Just picturing Supes consrantly rubbing one out. Did he watch porn? Did they stick an electric prod up his ass like they do animals?

>>84672863
He's Superman. He clearly did it in one go, because that's what it takes to save the day.

>>84672819
>Storytiming The Unfunnies will probably get you banned too,
Didn't stop someone from doing it last year.
Also, this year we have /aco/ so someone could do some Bomb Queen without having to edit every page.

>>84672927
What's the image limit and image posting cooldown like over there?

>>84672533
Someone make a reaction pic out of supes in the top right corner

>>84672916
Black Canary definitely had powers. Do your fucking homework before you talk shit, Bruce smdh

>>84671118
https://twitter.com/FabianNicieza/status/571325749438910464

This is one of those stories that seems to have gotten out of hand.

>>84672938
really?

>>84672971
Well yeah but that,s not her main form of attack

>>84672949
No clue. I'll go check.

>>84672916
This isnt Arrow, Black Canary has powers

>>84672985
This feels really out of character for Kyle. He's an artist trained in multiple disciplines. He should be able to improvise in the face of adversity.

>>84673080
Is he this upset about not having protection against Bueno?

>>84672949
>>84673042
1 min, same as here.

>>84673178
this is making me mad

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>>84673239
Then I am doing it right

>>84673178
Wait this is Wally, right? Isn't he already publicly revealed at this point?

>>84672695
But Atlantians don't have a "breath underwater super power", their natural biology allows them to.

>>84673284
Yeah, and Wonder Woman is an experienced fighter. This shit is stupid, whic is why it's the Storytime of Pain. Well, maybe it's his half human biology?

>>84671584
>shitty stage feminist comedian has to give up ring to Oracle
I actually like this

>>84672549
Considering how the prior SoP was a blatant knockoff of Y: The Last Man, Act of God always felt like it should've been a Preacher knockoff when Wonder Woman tells Jehovah to go fuck himself

But consider what Act Of God is really about, the author probably would've gone with Batman

>>84673326
An experienced fighter who was forged out of clay and given life (in pre-Nu52 continuity at least) from a completely different theology

Buuuuuuut why do research when you can nurse both your Batman boner and Jesus boner at the same time?

>>84673589
>>84673609
>Lois and Clark only loved each other because of Superman

I FUCKING DESPISE THIS LOGIC

>>84673609
craaaaaawling innnnnnnnmy skiiiiiin

>>84673667
>>84673695
Has there ever been a time when the pairing of Clark and Diana wasn't contrived as fuck?

I bailed out on the first couple pages. I read through the Amazon Attack comic but I just can't do this one..

>>84674049
who's ready for dc to start sucking some bat dick?

>>84672664
>Villains for hire
Oh god, no, please. No one deserves that kind of punishment

>>84673855
Nope. They dont belong together

>>84672097
Alex a smug

So what's next? The Nail? Whom Gods Destroy?

Please don't be Whom Gods Destroy.

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>>84674330
Death Of The Family

>>84674330
The nail is not bad though

>>84672299
Christ, Lex is describing third wave feminism. It's literally a parody of what feminism should be.

>>84672482
>Adam, I...
Literally

>>84672938
j'onn, buddy I love you but I think your head's a little messed. by your species standards you are normal.

>>84673667
>>84673695

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH FUCK I HATE THIS I HATE THIS IHATEIHATEIHATEIHATEIHATEIHATEIHATEIHATE

My favorite thing is that Diana is planning to kill herself but stops because Supes came back and only then does she reveal sges pregnant. So if he didnt comeback then would she had killed herself and the baby?

>>84672954
so the next time darkseid invades we should ask out local fire department for help?

>>84675252
Christ, Wally, we get it.

>>84675334
Was this whole story only written to suck Batman's dick?

The problem with Act of God is that there are so MANY different stories involving superheroes suddenly losing their powers and how they deal with it, it boggles my mind how thoroughly this fucks up such a common premise.

>>84675404

Also how was Kyle even effected? The ring should count as a piece of technology, right?

>>84674452
Remember to work the shaft when you're sucking Batman's dick, Doug...

>>84674500
>>84674526
>>84674562
The blatant fucking disrespect for Wonder Woman and her mythos here never ceases to enrage me...

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