Justice League #1 Storytime

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HIIIIIIIIITCH

>>84630595
what a cunt
that goes against like every rule of warfare wtf
she has no respect for anything

>>84630636
>>84630655
Who is Cyborg talking to? Lanterns have clearly left the conversation.

>>84630730
What the fuck are you talking about?
The point is to avoid warfare.

>>84630790
FYI: The Kindred is originally from WildStorm

>>84630538
Heard this was shit. Lowering my expectations. Betting that once the hype ends this'll go down back to low 50-40K Orders.

Justice League 01 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www42.zippyshare.com/v/wG6TGb7T/file.html

Justice League Rebirth 01 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www2.zippyshare.com/v/n9BB9sWe/file.html

>>84630914
well... it wasn't shit but it's just another fucking set up issue where nothing happens. The League doesn't even meet. At least the art is good. We just met the Reapers and now we're immediately going to what? another fucking alien/mystic cult that mind controls people? What the fuck Hitch.

Well, for what it's worth, at least it is better than the Rebirth chapter.

>>84630562
So she carries two swords now and they strap on to her thigh (garters? thigh straps?) - I know spies, male and females carry knives in their boots and so forth - is this how she's being drawn in her ongoing?

>>84630667
This is nice two pager

>>84630588
See, this is why I don't like the shield.
It makes blocking bullets with her bracelets look ridiculous. And then Cap bullshit.

>>84630731
Presumably, he records everything - in older canon, they often would have their meetings and review stuff; it's not really shown anymore, too slow for today's kids who want POW, BAM, FISTS every second.

Presumably they are also all on coms, so he's essentially talking to whomever is listening, but not really, it's for the readers. You want Captain Marvel to hang around in Billy Batson form so he has a kid sidekick to talk to?

>>84631488
>You want Captain Marvel to hang around in Billy Batson form so he has a kid sidekick to talk to?
Yes. I want Captain Marvel to always be hanging out with Cyborg. Why wouldn't someone?

>>84630604
>"it ain't me" starts playing

>>84631137
Massively better, if only because Daniel and the other artists are bringing their A-game.

>Justice League went from being one of the most hyped and bumped storytimes under Johns to being almost completely ignored now

Oh how the once mighty fall.

>>84631104
I probably can't count the Starro ripoffs on one hand

>>84631880
They should've put Orlando on this desu.

>>84631880
well part of it is we're getting the same sort of story that has been done several dozen times in this book in the last decade, and it's gotten incredibly old, especially since like most Justice League arcs this will have no impact on any other book whatsoever despite the huge scale it's operating on which completely destroys ones suspension of disbelief

>>84630616
I feel they should have waited a bit for this storyline and do tie ins

This would work really well for tie ins because it's something that you don't need to have them have any affect on the main story just show each hero helping with the earthquakes while the justice league works to fix it.

>>84630631
Wait he kept the entiretyof bejing stable

That's a lot of power.

>>84632145
Ok having finished the issue I take that back.
I loved this issue the bits that are just the justice league saving people are great it's the sort of tone display that justice league rebirth fucked up trying to show.

On the other hand the antagonist is shaping up to be something really retarded.

>>84630667
I feel like they are nerfing flashes speed here.

Who thought giving the flagship title to Hitch was a good idea?

This is the worst book coming out of Rebirth, I can't believe it.

>>84631880
Lets be honest darkseid war certainly dident help.

>>84631891
I'm still annoyed they time skiped over starro.
I'm honestly surprised they never released any books covering that time period.

>>84630562
>can see her underwear
don't tell Rucka

>>84630914
This was much better than the Rebirth oneshot.

>>84631507
I didn't say I wouldn't - I'm wondering where he's supposed to be since we haven't seen him in these two issues so far.

I meant as BILLY - in other words, as a sidekick, like Jimmy was for Supes in the radio show, as was Bucky for Cap, Robin for Bats, etc.

>>84632223
>implying the Flash's speed has ever been consistent in literally any book ever

>>84630538
I'm gonna be honest. I'd rather have the Justice League be mediocre and have the other books be good than the other way around. The Superman Family hasn't been this solid in ages.

>>84630701
At least they're keeping Jessica not being able to make constructs consistent across the books.

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>>84631488
>You want Captain Marvel to hang around in Billy Batson form so he has a kid sidekick to talk to?

Yes.

>>84632401

I don't read Green Lantern, so I don't know what the fuck is going on with these two new Green Lanterns.

But what the fuck is the point of a Green Lantern if she can't make green willpower constructs?!

Also, is it just weird casual sexism that the guy can make shit and the girl can't? What am I missing?

>>84632322
I don't know what they were expecting when they made the costume to be honest.

>>84632380
They came just short of implying that Superman as faster.
It's obvisuly more that he can save the day faster then the getting round the world but on first glance it looks like it.

>>84632427
She can't make constructs because she's new and unsure of herself.
I give it at most 3 issues before she works it out.
Also you should read it it's really really good.

>>84632457
I'd argue it's just because he can fly, while Flash is generally stuck the ground having to avoid buildings and mountains and shit

>>84632427
You should stop whatever you're doing now and read Green Lanterns since it's been fucking great.

Jessica has the potential to be a great Lantern but she also has alot of personal hang-ups that're currently preventing her from being a proper GL.
>is it just weird casual sexism that the guy can make shit and the girl can't?
Fucking stop. It's because of her character that she can't (she has pretty severe social anxiety and self esteem issues) it's got literally nothing to do with her sex.

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>>84632515

I was asking if it was weird casual sexism. I don't know shit about the character except that she had Power Ring's ring at some point and is now a Green Lantern.

>>84632471

Maybe I should. I just really don't like Green Lantern that much. Actually let me rephrase that. I HATE Hal Jordan and am indifferent to pretty much the entire Green Lantern mythos except for when Kyle was the only Green Lantern.

>>84632480
Yah that makes sense

>>84632576
Your in luck hal fucked off to space after being in 2 pages of the first issue.
It's basically a buddy cop book.

>>84632480
Flash can phase through objects. He can always go straight to anything. That was literally one of the points made in their earlier races.

>>84632607
>It's basically a buddy cop book.

This is where my indifference steps in. I don't "hate" the concept of the Green Lantern Corp I just don't care about it one bit.

I'll read through it the next time someone story times it and see how it is because Hal not being in the book does make it more appealing.

>>84632628
It's shaping up to have some rather varied tone the upcoming solicits are a lot more light hearted then the new issue for one.
Issue 2 was the best so far.

>>84632388
Action is pure mediocrity but I agree. All books there look to be solid and New Super-Man looks like an early winner.

>>84632576
But Kyle is the worst part of the GL long story anon...

>>84632690
I haven't been reading action but I really like what there doing with detective

>>84632803

Action is good. The most recent issue was really fucking ace!

>>84632803
Agreed. Really loving how detective is picking up the hypercrisis.

>>84632690
>Action is pure mediocrity
You're objectively wrong.

>>84632810
I should check it out.
I think my excitement over lex with a motherbox is starting to overtake my disappointment that we never got anything out of lex luthor ruller of apokalips.

>>84632817
I was talking more about the focus on batfamily members.

>>84632825
There's story times for the last three Actions in Desu (the 4chan archive) but here are the three since Rebirth:

Action Comics 957 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Drunk Monk)
http://www67.zippyshare.com/v/JhawWcSD/file.html

Action Comics 958 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Drunk Monk)
http://www56.zippyshare.com/v/NDIrfFup/file.htm

Action Comics 959 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Drunk Monk)
http://www80.zippyshare.com/v/irpGIgBX/file.html

You probably want the last (New 52) Justice League to understand a bit about Lex and, if so, read IT FIRST:

Justice League 052 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www7.zippyshare.com/v/Lvb6G1XU/file.html

>>84630690

>Aquaman has facial hair

Good, continue not shaving Arthur. Become GOAT Aquaman with long hair and a beard!

>>84632884
Mera doesn't like it senpai

>>84630690
I like that they dident forget Atlantis
Also glad they have already abandoned the rock texture on his costume

>>84630813
Holy shit, is someone at DC actually going to try and use Wildstorm properties again?

>>84632884
He looks good here, now that you've brought my attention to it, the stubble doesn't look good (although it usually doesn't on fair haired folk) - a full on beard would probably help.

>>84630813
So it's not a new villan I will have to check that out.

I have a pretty good idea of what they will be like though.

>>84631880
Hitch isn't a very exciting writer even when he's pleasant

I think the team roster barely changing made some people lose interest too

>>84630595
I really really hate how Zionist this piece of crap is.

Pure propaganda

>>84630730
It's terrible, if she were doing that to Israeli soldiers or americans ones there would be a huge controversy. I never get offended by anything in the media but this kind of bullshit is the ultimate goal of being PC. To use SJW crap to manipulate the opinions of retards, It's pure "us vs them" crap out of the early cold war.

>>84633326
It is, this looks nothing like the Wildstorm Kindred.

>>84630790
I really loved that. Excited to pick up the trade.
Has JLA got a trade yet?

>>84633776
I hope you realize the irony in your post

>>84631880
>>Justice League went from being one of the most hyped and bumped storytimes under Johns to being almost completely ignored now


With amazo it was already not longer "hyped", then Darkside war threads were smaller and smaller, the first 2 issues had more posts hating than "hype", by the end of it it was considered a Storytime of pain.

>>84633818
If you don't understand why is a huge deal that a non-american embassador is literally attacking the russian army it means you are the perfect target for this kind of book. It implies "is ok when Israel and his dog of war does it".

>>84630730
Isn't she still the god of war as far as she knows? Can't she make the rules?

>>84633959
She is bussy trying to start a war with Russia.

>>84633893
Pretty sure that's not the russian army. Also Wonder Woman isn't American or legally connected to America.

>>84633893
no I mean you turning your complaint about us vs them into an us vs them thing itself

>>84633959
that was fake. she wasn't a real god of war they just convinced her she was. it was in her rebirth book

>>84630538

Decent. Great art. If anything it's big dumb action with high stakes.

>>84634044
The Rebirth book didn't say it was fake. It said her origins are inconsistent and she doesn't know what's true yet.

>>84630549
This is going to suck. Every Supergirl series with Kara Zor-El has been garbage. It's like the character's fucking cursed.

>>84634118
I think you just don't like the character.

>>84634118
Orlando wrote a pretty bitchin Martian Manhunter though.

>>84634157
That was Williams. Orlando wrote Midnighter.

>>84634185
Oh. Ooooohhhh. That changes things. A lot actually.

>>84633992
>Also Wonder Woman isn't American or legally connected to America.

And that's why is fucked up. She is starting a war with fucking russia in act of war in ukraine, her tiny island would go to war with russia...

But thats not what will happe, it's just Hitch saying the russians are bad guys for doing the same shit American and Israel do all the time. the problem with "real world" crap in comics is that by condemning Russian actions in Ukraine you either have to do the same with Israel or Murrika (and that means Wonder woman killing american soldiers) or else you are saying it's ok for "your side" to do it.

There's a ton of fake countries you could use for the same crap, using a real world conflict it's retarded 90% of the time.

>>84632576
>I HATE Hal Jordan and am indifferent to pretty much the entire Green Lantern mythos except for when Kyle was the only Green Lantern.
You sicken me

Green Lanterns is really fun though. The dialogue is kind of weird but it's a cute book

>>84634319
>starting a war with fucking russia in act of war in ukraine
Anon, making things up in your head that happened isn't a legit complaint about the comic.

>>84634428
American education

>>84630538
This cover is very average.

>>84630557
variant cover is better

>>84634446
Well you're complaining about her starting a war with Russia in Ukraine which didn't happen in the book. Are you also made about the book not depicting the consequences of Batman killing the Prime Minister of Japan?

>>84630562
>>84630581
Well this is a HUGE fucking improvement in art quality compared to the Rebirth issue.

>>84630588
>>84630595
This writing fucking SUCKS.

>>84630604
This is really nice art.

>>84634499
>Well you're complaining about her starting a war with Russia in Ukraine which didn't happen in the book.

Do you think the embassador of a country can go on a killing spree against the russian Army and everything will be fine?

>>84634523
It's terrible, i got the feeling Hitch took inspiration from Johns terrible JL

>>84634563
Not at all. Good thing that didn't happen in the comic.

>>84634585

Are you dense or just stupid?

>>84630667
>that kid's face

>>84634638
Are you? At no point does Wonder Woman fight the Russian army. I see her fight some terrorists but no Russian army. Mind point it out?

>>84630701
Why can't jess make constructs?

>>84630728
>dese niggas stole the speed force

>>84634733
Insufficient willpower.

>>84630739
no back dude has ever said "man crush"

the fuck outta here with that

>>84634733
she can't muster enough willpower due to her chronic anxiety

>>84630739
>intentionally covering the midsection of the costume

You can TELL that EVERY artist knows it'd look better with the trunks.

>>84630773
Well that's the end of that.

>>84634585
She literally attacked the army that's an act of war between Themyscira and whatever country she is in.

I don't know why anon is so convinced it's Ukraine.

>>84630813
What's their deal?

>>84634149
HUGE fan of the whole Superman Family. Kara's books are just garbage. That's really all there is to it.

>>84634770
>>84634802
WHY IS SHE A GREEN LANTERN THEN!?

>>84634851
If it's actually some country's army and not a rogue military unit, or terrorist group, or evil super villain group or etc. Why are you people imagining things and inserting them into the comic just to get angry at them?

>>84634718
>I see her fight some terrorists

Yeah, Russian speaking soldiers that need to hear about "invasion of boarders". Fuck off, it's clear they are not "terrorists".

>>84634932
no one has any clue. even the other green lanterns are baffled. it's a mystery.

>>84634934
>Why are you people imagining things and inserting them into the comic just to get angry at them?

It could be Georgia.

>>84634940
Why do you think the Russian army are religious extremists?

>>84634934
It is far more likely it is a country's army then any sort of rouge force.
It's technically possible bit I doubt it.

>>84635060
She's not saying there extremists she is saying that that is a common cause of violence

>>84632401
she hasnt overcome her fear fully yet.

>>84634932
>>84634969


Johns is fairly hacky

>>84634934

Well, this is how pro-russian ukranians look like, and WW was talking about "boarder disputes".

>>84635085
She says it with border disputes. If that anon claims the border disputes were a specific reference to the Russian military force then religious extremists would be too.

>>84630773
F

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>>84635103

Thanks, OP.

This was kinda disappointing

too fucking mediocre, maybe even bad

that wonder woman wankery is absolutely intolerable

>>84635547
5 pages of wondy saying NOTHING.

It's Johns's league all over again

>>84635494
This has been one of the weaker Rebirth books.

What Rebirth books this week are worth reading? How's Birds of Prey in particular?

>>84635592
That's what makes it so disappointing. Why the fuck did put Bryan Hitch on this I have no idea

>>84635109
Yeah your right about the border disputes line not meaning anything either (you might be able to say it being the first thing said means it applied to those she was fighting but it's a stretch)

But I do still think it's a military

>>84635620
BoP was nothing special, kind of ugly art though.

>>84630581
Is this the page that best identifies the fundamental paradox of Wonder Woman?

>>84635743
It is good for a visual representation. Johns kind of did it in Darkseid War but also explained why it works.

>>84630754
Anyone else having deja vu?

>>84635856
>Johns kind of did it in Darkseid War

Shitty books?

>>84636263
it was in the early issues when the WW narration was good even though nothing was happening

>>84632071

They really should have.

>>84635989
it looked very much like the rebirth issue, yes

>>84636333
>it was in the early issues when the WW narration was good

It was decent on Amazo virus, even when DW started it was pure exposition.

>>84632160
Well, they have the most powerful weapon in the universe to help

>>84634932
>WHY IS SHE A GREEN LANTERN THEN!?

Read on Green Lanterns

>>84635989
Remember me the Autorithy VS "God" saga

>We're introduced to a swarm of pissy locusts rather than it be a single villain they have to take on at once
>"But they have to be seperated by a great threat to truely unite!"
>"I've got it! Let's make a generic threat nobody will remember! We're too uncreative to make new villains any good!"

>>84636785
Bah pure propaganda
Most powerful weapon is the immortal killer gun from Pandora Trinity of sin (one good thing to come out of that comic)

>>84630581
>>84630595
when did diana get zeus's thunderbolt?

I hate this Wonder Woman. Why did DCAU have to ruin Wonder Woman forever?

>>84639360
Last time Wonder Woman was relevant was the Golden Age.

>>84630581
>Gadot's Wonder Woman in Gaza

>>84630773

Is this for real? Could this be considered shocking for the sake of shocking like Marvel?

Because I don't feel it that way.

>>84630562
>tfw you're riding the lightning

>>84637171
>>"I've got it! Let's make a generic threat nobody will remember! We're too uncreative to make new villains any good!"
>The Kindred are mutated animals first led by Bloodmoon, but later they were independent race.

Wow justice league should just be renamed to Wonder WOMAN and her friends.

>>84630914
Did you read it?

>>84640549
It's just a regular cliffhanger. It's not a shock death because 1. we know he'll survive because of his ongoing and 2. he wasn't killed on-panel