Steven's Plan Edition
>Mr. Greg (other episodes in folder links below)
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>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
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>Public clips from CN
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https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
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>2-min clips and screenshots from CN’s server
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>Steven’s Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/754129006249775104
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
>SDCC hosting Steven Universe panel on July 22
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>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
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>Soundtrack downloads
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>Listen to the soundtrack
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>/sug/ writebin
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>Crewniverse Tumblr
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>Archived threads
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1st for rare marty's
First for give her back
>>84630109
>>84630117
You have failed your waifu.
Here we go.
>>84630129
Quite the contrary anon
>>84630109
seriously what the fuck was up with this guy
its not being a dick to your kid its looking like a fucking 90's cereal villain
>>84630129She won't care, she's a failure too.
Will there honestly EVER be a happy/fun Pearl episode? So much wasted potential, Pearl is funny as hell but they always write her in depressing settings.
How the hell did a 13 year old learn to play Guitar, Bass, Ukelele, The Drums, and fucking PIANO at such a proficient level while still doing gem shit and hagging out with Connie and the rest of beach city?
>>84630157
she was happy with Greg in the end
>>84630157
It's because she's a depressing character m8.
It's over
Isn't it?
>>84630163
He's a big guy
>>84630163
musical prodigy
>>84630157
The ending of Mr. Greg was 100% feel good.
>>84630163
>yfw he doesn't go to school
>>84630117
>wanting a redeemed Jasper
you sicken me as a Jasperfag. redemption comes from victory over the filthy savages that rebelled against Homeworld, not from going fucking native.
>>84630163
He is a musical genius
Its possible thats partly a gem thing though, I mean they can literally all play an instrument and Steven was able to teach Peridot basic music theory in like 2 minutes
Who /colorwheel/ here?
>>84630120
Fucking smoking hot Pearl
>>84630184
It's kind of funny that Greg actually seemed concerned about Steven's future in terms of education, but Steven didn't.
>>84630187
Because that went so well for her the last two times
>>84630194
I mean the whole Greg is Yellow and Pearl is Blue thing really seemed to push the idea of the color wheel
>>84630088
>No link to the old thread
Kys
this semen slurping cartoon is not for me
>>84630172
The mudercock claims another.
>tfw your art skills aren't good enough to draw something that really shows how much you liked this episode
At least I got some in before the episode aired.
>>84630211
fuck
thought I was forgetting something
>you'll never have a dad who really cares about you like Greg
Centipeedle all but confirmed for Smoky Quartz.
>>84630163
up until he turned 12 he was raised by Greg IIRC, the dame Greg who's got savant level skills with music by way of being a one man band
>The Authority couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Earth in an hour
TOP KEK CRYSTAL CLOD!!! Oh believe you me, us Homeworlders are ITCHING for a war with Earth. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty planet. There wouldn't be a square standard unit of measurement of Crystal soil that has running temples, gem tech, or oganics that isn't on fire, once our in-atmosphere forces and stellar navy is done bombarding your defenseless planet. Then, our army gems (we'd send the Pearls and other lesser gems first) would swoop in, cleaving your organics, and killing EVERY Crystal pig shit they see. When the Authority is done with you, we will have committed standard acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>84630194
Convenient how they leave Pearl out completely, and call Connie a diplomat when she is the one fighting gem mutants with swords, and Steven a warrior when his superpower is literally empathy.
And what makes Connie's color green in the first place? This is retarded.
"It's all over but the crying
And nobody's crying but me
Friends all over know I'm trying
To forget about how much I care for her
It's all over but the dreaming
Poor little dreams that keep trying to come true
It's all over but the crying
And I can't get over crying over her"
>>84630144
>not posting the best version
shit
I dislike musical episodes, but this was really nice. Pearl episodes are always good.
It was not a good idea to make a new thread at 3 am
We are alone
>>84630191
The gems have been on earth for 6 millenniums, they had to pick up an instrument at some point.
>>84630253
Are all Perifags this autistic?
>>84630163
Infinite timeliness creates infinite Steven's, each one devoting their time to learning a different musical instrument.
>>84630265
>Alone
>40 posts with 26 posters
Nigga shut up.
>>84630253
If you take longer than 30 minutes to kill us do we get free bread sticks?
Peridot tomorrow?
I can do one draw request I think. Maybe. If I believe.
>People wanting Jasper to be redeemed
>Not to go down in glorious combat with the crystal gems
>Not to shun off the power of friendship, finally making Steven realize that you can't make friends with everyone
You're a bunch of sheeps
>>84630163
It's implied gems find music to be a very simple and easy to understand system, so it's not crazy to assume that Steven has this trait as well, especially after the extended OP and his song with Peridot.
And if that wasn't enough, Greg's also a musician and likely nurtured his talents by letting him play a bunch of instruments.
>>84630272
I mean other than Pearl they don't play classical instruments
Amethyst plays a modern drum set and Garnet plays a keytar
>>84630203
that's the savage talking, not the conquering warrior.
I'M FROM HOMEWORLD AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL.
>>84630250
It was till he was 8ish, but I suppose that's true. Greg did comment about how crazy fast Steven picked up the Uke.
>>84630285
less than 16 hours
its later today
>>84630199
>send him to collage without sending him through public education
>>84630296
Thats what the diamonds are for m8
>>84630304
I mean, we'll see, but I'd like to see her actually win some fights for once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ3mk0qQSPQ
Leak?
>>84630294
Steven, believing in your artistic skill.
>>84630321
I know plenty of people who were home schooled instead of going to high school
turn out better than a lot of high school kids too
>>84630294
amethyst with vegeta's hair
>>84630328
it was in prev thread
Steven figures out he can un-corrupt Gems but they slowly start to turn back if they don't bond with an organic life form. So all of the residents of Beach city bond with a gem and now they're all Stand users.
They fight off Home World JoJo Style.
>>84630088
OP's Note - Plan means Keikaku.
>>84630258
War and glory, reinvention
Fusion, freedom, her attention
Out in daylight, my potential
Bold, precise, experimental
Who I am now in this world without her?
Petty and dull with the nerve to doubt her
What does it matter, it's already done
Now I've got to be there for her son
>>84630327
oh fuck off you tossers, diamonds are made to be that invisible force far, far away that is more of a long-term threat than an immediate danger
They're the CEO of Evil co.
merely a burecratic rank
>>84630194
>Steven
>Warriors
>Connie blue/green
>>84630340
>No bitch you're dumb
That's some next level stupid shit right there
It's like pokemon but with the diamond authority
>>84630215
>not the rogue knight
>>84630356
Connie being blue/green is confirmed
when asked what color Connie would be if she was a gem Sugar said she should be Teal
>>84630328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS0fsoyrFg4
>>84630296
See, I kinda thought the same thing.
Then Bismuth the Dinosaur showed up. Honestly, I'm betting Bismuth is going to be the one to show Steven the whole "you can't get to everyone" and "old war dog can't find peace" bits long before Jasper has a chance.
Like, Jasper's going to end up the opposite of however Bismuth goes, becoming Steven's first true soldier in a sense.
>The base gems are his guardians
>Peridot is more of a sidekick
>Lapis is more of a friend
>Jasper will be his dog, for lack of a better term. The big scary warrior that he tames, that becomes his to command and aids him in times of danger.
I mean, Lapis is kinda like that already, but thinking more Vegeta than Piccolo. Doing it out of pride and tsundere-ness rather than the outward care Lapis shows.
>>84630354
I mean, its possible you haven't seen the leaks, so with spoiling as little as possible it looks like theres gonna be a new crystal gem army. Armies mean war and I wanna see cheato puff poofing some fools
memes were a mistake
JASPEARL
PLEASE
>>84630382
wtf are you talking about?
>>84630382
... What?
>>84630285
that's tomorrow for me
>>84630382
I've seen all the spoilers, None of that seems to go towards Gem armies, ESPECIALLY since most of this nuclear ordenance of an event is mostly centered on Steven doing dumb shit in town
ESPECIALLY dumb shit
>>84630391
nah its starting to look like the canon ships are gonna end up being
Steven/Connie
Ruby/Sapphire
Amethyst/Peridot
Greg/Pearl
Lapis/Jasper
>>84630157
>F-Fun?
>>84630345
>Pearl is Kazuhira Miller
Pax Hamburgana indeed.
>>84630399
>>84630405
Two new gems this bomb guys. We've gone from 3 cg+steven to 7+steven.
>>84630421
Then you haven't seen the right ones
>>84630391
I don't think they've spoken to each other in the show once
I don't see how this could possibly work anon
>after all those years
>I never thought I'd lose
>>84630399
Not too sure but since Steven might have his healing spit powers back he can start rezzing an army from all the cracked or corrupted gems.
This would give him an army to field against HW.
>>84630435
>2 more cameos to tick off your bingo cards
>MUH GEM ARMY
>GEM WAR NOW
>>84630437
Whatever Krillin didn't speak to android 17 for a while and they ended up together so fuck off
>>84630435
I doubt that Peedle is coming back for more than an episode, obviously some progress has been made but I don't think its gonna prove to be a permanent fix
Bismuth is obviously gonna turn out evil and Jasper is gonna kick her ass to save Lapis
at best we are looking at 7 Crystal Gems including Steven if we Jasper and Lapis actually become members
>>84630471
80s Lapis is such a cutie
even if Greg is only for Pearl and everyone else should fuck off
It's kind of surreal that a show like this was able to air an episode like that
How is this even a children's show?
>>84630296
>Jasper comes back out of nowhere
>entire episode is the gems whittling her down while she beats the shit out of all of them, fusions included
>with no reactor to throw her in and drop her from orbit in, they barely win by the holographic skin of their teeth
QUICK SOMEONE POST THE FUNKO MINIS LAYOUTS
They are really used Deedee for all her talent is worth in this episode. I loved it.
>>84630462
Its possible we could be wrong as >>84630473
points out, but honestly you never know. I have to say though as far as Bismuth goes its hard to tell why Rose did a lot of what she did.
>>84630473
Bismuth probably won't be outright evil, but rose bro ably had her bubbled for a good reason.
post lewd gemskin tights
>>84630501
There's always the chance that the greatest theory of our time end up being true
Rose Quartz was a Grade A asshole
>>84630494
Thats too good to ever happen
i still can't believe it's actually happening, senpaitachi
>>84630459
Eh, considering HW is implied to have forces that span over different star systems, I kind of doubt the 100/200 at best bubbled gems would be enough to fight them, that's also assuming all of those gems are CG's, and not captured/broken HW gems.
>>84630503
I don't actually think Bismuth will be evil
but who is?
Bismuth is likely some type of war criminal and she might have some pretty screwy us vs them extremist morals that cause her to see as anyone who isn't a Crystal Gem as an enemy
Even if Steven doesn't manage to force his father and closest mother figure together I hope that Pearl makes Greg less of a slob and Greg makes Pearl less of a stick in the mud.
>>84630345
under what context did you reply to me with this? I don't get it.
>>84630451
DONT COST NUTHIN
>>84630521
I mean the episode was called Monster Reunion
we pretty much knew it was gonna be a Centipeedle episodes since the name leaked like a year ago
These would actually make a good film combined in this order:
>Lion 3: Straight to video
>Story for Steven
>We need to talk
>Roses Scabbard
>Mr Greg
>>84630517
Always a possibility.
>>84630528
I hope she is, but I just don't like her
>>84630521
>brown hands and feet
dropped
>>84630547
Didn't think she'd actually be fully healed though.
There's gotta be some catch to it. If they heal her, then they'd have no real choice but to heal the other corrupted gems. And that'd be way too much.
>>84630528
It seems like she'd be 'evil' in a way she can't control, i.e, just being too powerful or maybe too volatile in emotions to be worth keeping around ((like sugilite))
>>84630163
The Gems probably have a musical orgin. The CG are constantly expressing themselves in song while Homeworld Gems like Peridot look on in confusion. Maybe their creators were into music and without HW holding them down Gems tend to communicate with music naturally. Steven and Gems can pick up and play a insturment with no trouble.
>Now I have to be there for her son
What did she mean by this?
>>84630566
I mean I don't think she is fully healed, whatever Steven did is probably temporary
>>84630019
>density
Grav connectors. Being heavier doesn't make you fall faster. Go to the Leaning Tower of Pisa, you pleb.
>>84630566
that could be the new main storyline though. we have at least two more seasons to flesh it out, too.
>>84630576
But even Peridot, who has no real experience singing, was able to pick up tonal pitch in like, two seconds during her song, and after Steven explained music to her, she says "But that's so easy'. I think gems in general just see music as a system and can understand at least the basics with ease.
>>84630528
>Bismuth agrees that Earth shouldn't be destroyed, but also wants to conquer humanity and be worshiped as a Goddesses
Is Steven too meddlesome? Is it okay to be meddlesome if you have good intentions?
It's a bit more reasonable with Greg and Pearl since those two people are going to be around each other and him a lot, so he decided to handle it.
But what about Lars' issues. When Lars has told him to back off countless of times. And instead of casually talking to him like he suggested for Greg and Pearl to do, Steven lashes out at him in confusion and now he's going to take over his body and do things with it.
>>84630585
It means her only course is to dedicate her life to Rose's ultimate act, Steven. It's pretty simple, senpai.
>>84630572
nah I doubt this
Personally I think Bismuth's story is gonna end up being just as much about Jasper as it is about her.
The basic lesson will be that bad people can fight for a good cause and good people can fight for a bad cause.
Jasper will prove honorable and just while Bismuth proves to be paranoid, dangerous and untrustworthy
>>84630627
Well anon, maybe rose was evil and steven is a weapon
>>84630548
>no space race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8ibwi1Su8U
>>84630585
"Just you and me and Pearl...and don't forget mom!" was that Rose speaking through Steven or what? The whole Pearl song was obviously all Rose though.
>>84630431
>>84630649
Thinking of adding that but it doesn't really fit the theme of the others, even though its a Pearl and Greg episode.
How much did Greg spend? Are we just never going to mention his fortune again? 3 tailor made suits, a luxury suite, some good food, a table, and an unnamed amount of tips.
>>84630678
10 mil. I believe was the final amount
>>84630521
feels weird to have such a plotheavy episode in between the funtime episodes though
since it seems this comes before Alone At Sea and Greg the Babysitter
>>84630678
probably like a million or something
the leaks make it rather clear he still has the money, he just isn't letting it change his life
>>84630391
It would be hot, if nothing else.
>>84630658
Rose is dead. Steven did those things. He was right there on the screen doing them. There is no debate.
>>84630691
no way he spent all of it
>>84630675
It fits perfectly in my opinion. It will further show that Greg and Pearl both love Steven and he loves both of them.
>>84630658
I don't think Rose is able to "do" anything through Steven. I think it's all Steven.
Remember in Rose's Scabbard, when Pearl wondered if Rose could see through Steven's eyes, and she rethorically asked him what she'd think of her now? Steven told her what he thought of her, and he thinks she's pretty great.
>>84630194
Not sure I believe it without more evidence but I would be perfectly okay with this.
>>84630699
I mean Greg the Babysitter is a flashback about why Rose and Greg decided to have Steven that pretty plot heavy
Also I don't think Alone At Sea is gonna be so happy go lucky, I mean Steven only sees Lapis when something awful is happening
>>84630678
Barely scratched it really, I'd say he spend around 20,000.
>>84630678
Tens of thousands, maybe one hundred thousand if he's unlucky.
>>84630705
It would be nothing else
>>84630713
Oh maybe it was one then?
>>84630564
funny how no one guessed her true skin color was in her bug legs
>>84630618
well since the cluster's gone the only thing to do now are fun antics and getting ready for homeworld to return
>>84630678
As someone who knows about hospitality... maybe fifty grand, tops.
>>84630719
Well adding that would make a decent movie length, so why not? I could see that being another marathon in the future.
_____ISN'T IT_____WHAT WE REALLY AREISN'T IT OVER
>>84630747
>>84630748
This really.
People don't seem to grasp sometimes how much a million really is.
And then we got Greg who's got 10 million now.
He's going to be set for quite a while, even with some more expensive purchases.
>>84630764
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gone
Anon I got bad news for you
>>84630564
Naw, she's probably just got brown gloves/boots.
See Ian for evidence: http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/98516324679/can-there-be-a-topaz-gem-please-oh-pretty-please
>>84630764
>>84630779
It's not gone.
It's just waiting till Homeworld sends the big guns while getting to know itself and Steven keeps developing his empath shit.
That way, when the invasion finally happens, they can find a way to warp the Cluster out of Earth, and the'll let it loose on HW's forces with Steven psychically keeping everything in line.
>>84630215
You know I have always wondered why we call it the murdercock. Technically they have to be willing (actually make the organs and sustain it) so wouldnt it be more like the suicidecock?
>>84630804
>garnet is red because etc. etc.
>has blue and red stones
>is red
>?????
>>84630756
Fuck off
>>84630764
>the cluster's gone
>>84630829
Not my fault your ship is retarded
>>84630826
While fused, Garnet's gems are red. They only revert to blue and red when they're unfused.
>>84630826
Her gems are only red and blue when she's unfused. as Garnet both her gems are red
>>84630764
summat tells me she's gonna be like punished Ruby in terms of design.
>>84630816
So good you'll kill yourself.
It's probably why Greg hasn't taken another lover, he doesn't want to drive another poor girl to suicide.
I'm so glad this is finally canon.
>>84630846
Grabbed a pic
>>84630826
You could make the argument that it's because Sapphire is the more passive gem compared to Ruby.
And as for the general color combination, I guess they decided because they already have Amethyst, they couldn't do another purple gem, so they made her garnet ((Though in my experience, garnets are a much darker red than Rubies are, might just be me though))
I wonder if the gems knew who Centipeedle used to be
like were they friends before the Corruption Bomb was used or is she more like Lapis a bystander?
>>84630875
Because fusing makers her literally a different stone than her components.
>>84630869
Steven is going to be so cute and happy at their wedding its gonna be perfect
>>84630585
>I didn't choose the cuck life, the cuck life chose me
>going through the gregpearl tag for any new decent fanart
>regret it
At least it seems like there's an influx of people saying that they may not like it romantically, but they don't support people telling other people not to ship or draw things.
When will Tumblr die? Seeing this stuff while searching for art is an eyesore.
>>84630888
She is a darker red than unfused ruby though
>>84630864
>Greg is so virile that any woman he fucks (human or not) cannot help but be overcome with the desire to bare his children
>Normally it would take several small women to sate him
>He chose one big one instead.
Oh ho! Man pearl is going to be in for a hell of a ride.
>>84630194
>Lapis
>"diplomat"
Pull the other one.
>>84630889
I imagine a lot of the bubbled gems are combatants from both sides, so she could very well be a HW gem like Lapis.
>>84630889
I imagine that it's more likely for the corrupted gems to be either soldiers or Crystal Gems than things like Lapis.
We saw the HW ships leaving before the big boom went off, but the Diamond Authority kinda seems like the type that would have just done that to get their high ranking members out, leaving the soldiers still fighting and shit as a distraction while they fired their weapon.
So it could be pretty fun if it turns out Peetle's actually a HW soldier like Jasper was, but just one that didn't get away.
>>84630869
pearl would make a great stepmom
not that i endorse grearl or anything
>>84630889
>corruption bomb
Did I miss something?
>>84630691
It is physically hard to spend $10,000,000 like that. The hotel room rates for a grand suite like that would be in the $10,000 range. Technically that was looking at room with way more space than what they showed in this episode, but whatever, fancy hotel, most expensive room, $10,000. $9000 for 3 tailored suits, not counting the fact that one of them was for a kid. Now estimate the random tips and the relatively trivial cost of the table and food.
>>84630937
Diplomat is just a polite word for spy.
>>84630947
I mean Lapis wasn't even really a Homeworld Gem at least not the same way Jasper was
she had nothing to do with the war
also we did see the Homeworld gems retreat in Lapis's flashback, its possible some got left behind but presumably most corrupt gems are former Crystal Gems
>>84630296
>you can't make friends with everyone
That may be, but Jasper is a warrior, not a fucking psychopath.
Between Marty and Jasper, who is the worse person?
Besides, Lapis shows that you can be friends without being all hearts and rainbows.
I wanna take another crack at learning how to sing and play the guitar because of this episode.
So, does Mr Greg finally mean Pearl will stop being a bitch to Greg? Cause I was getting real tired of her shit.
>>84630963
its a common fan theory, which Lapis's flashback seems to support
the basic idea is that after the Diamond Authority realized that they couldn't win or that winning was going to be too difficult they decided to abandon Earth and unleash some type of super weapon which corrupted all the gems on the planet
>>84630994
Lapis just wanted the fuck out of her eternal imprisonment so she could go home. Jasper is a somewhat ranking officer with a mission and no desire to play nice, plus shes a war veteran.
>>84631000
Do it, life's short, might as well.
>>84630975
> Lapis wasn't even really a homeworld gem
What makes you think that? She was probably brought in to either use her powers in battle or maybe help with terraforming the planet to better suit HW's needs before they decided to put in the cluster.
But she was a homeworld gem, no question, all she said was that she never believed in the potential of the planet, but she still wanted to go 'home' to HW as soon as she was released.
>>84631013
Yes, that is the gist of the episode.
>>84631000
his leg is broken
>>84631013
basically, they worked passed their baggage because that was really the only thing between them but it had no real reason to be between them anymore
after all Rose is gone what happened back then doesn't matter anymore, they both love Steven and Steven loves them
>>84630345
This make me wonder if we are ever going to get to see Pearl fight in her prime outside of flash backs
>>84631000
does anyone else feel like this show would not be able to have the emotional impact it has with this artstyle
>>84630889
Most likely that 'peedle was part of the rebellion since HW did an evac before setting up the bomb but a few loyalist would have been caught on earth so it's possible steven will have to be the bridge. Even if she was part of the heresy you can't expect every soldier to know each other.
>>84631000
I wish you good luck.
>>84630916
Are these people Biphobic or something? The ship is decent and actually viable now and its still being labeled as a crack ship with Pewey.
>>84630913
>>84630181
for you
>>84631028
I don't think Lapis was with the military is the point
I mean if she was a construction worker there to work on the terraforming that is a lot different than her being a soldier there to kill rebels
>>84631040
The animation of Mr. Greg was a step above the rest.
>>84630213
One of the best comments so far.
>>84631079
something had to be holding up those terrible songs.
>>84630764
Not really, gems have followed the theme of their bodies being the color of their gem so everyone expected centipeedle to be green
It's 4 am, and I'm sitting here on 4chan again.
I hate wasting my life on this shit, but I doubt I'll ever change.
>>84631065
>still being labeled as a crack ship
And that's wrong why?
They just worked out their bullshit. That doesn't automatically mean they have feelings for each other.
>>84631065
> Actually viable
Do people seriously think that just because they don't resent each other anymore that they'll actually end up together, despite them still being really incompatible?
>>84631097
This is the lowest quality bait I've read all day. Step it up, senpai.
>>84631110
But anon, everyone knows that as soon as you exchange a few nice words with someone who might understand your situation, the next logical step is Steven getting a sibling.
>past experiences have taught me that 3's a crowd
was she talking about sardonyx or past shit with rose/greg?
>>84630974
Lapis is a WMD. A spy would be a Pearl.
>>84631022
Peridot was basically created to destroy Earth and she changed her mind. Hell, what about all those gems that fought to protect Earth until Homeworld decided it was just too much trouble?
Jasper loves to fight, just like Amethyst, but she was raised with military discipline. But what does she fight FOR, per se? Does she follow orders only because that is what she has always done?
Once that first question is asked, change is inevitable.
Gems - I have noticed - are bad at lying. Maybe because they are rigid and generally transparent. Organics lie and deceive as a matter of course, just to survive. Evolution versus creation.
>>84631065
>Are these people Biphobic or something?
Apparently that's a thing...
>>84631129
Then why hasn't Greg already fucked literally everyone in town?
>inb4 YOU DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HE DID HURR DURR
Shippers are fucking retarded.
>>84631118
You got me
I loved Steven's screeching voice and the insipid tones in the Empire City song.
>>84631040
its over, isn't it?
>>84631114
I mean some people like the whole people who hated each other coming together thing
isn't that Zuke's literal favorite thing in a ship?
Also its Steven trying to get his parents to fall in love with each other. How can you not root for Steven? He just wants his parents to love each other
>>84631078
She's still a 'homeworld gem' regardless of what her role was, she was there working for the homeworld and still wanted to go back after she was released from the mirror, just because she didn't have a direct role in the fighting doesn't mean she was less loyal in HW. ((Though considering we see what is probably her getting punched by Bismuth while on what looks like a battlefield, it's likely that she got drafted in to the fight when shit was starting to go bad for HW on Earth.))
>>84631139
Greg was right there so she probably was talking about Sardonyx. Also she wasn't really part of Rose and Greg's thing. That was the point.
>>84631109
At least you're not drinking, doing drugs, holding up liquor stores or raping runaways.
>>84631114
"you have more in common then you think"
Steven
>>84631110
It opens them up now for a possible relationship, I didn't say they are in love. But I'm pretty happy with them being BFFS
>>84631139
She wouldn't have said that if it wasn't involving Greg, and you know it.
Does Pearl resent Steven?
>>84631155
Nah, the Crystal Gems probably over ran an area that the Diamond Authority had thought was safe and was such allowing civilians into
Bismuth is a fucking monster who just attacked a civilian for no reason
>>84631162
>BFFS
Best Friends For Sexing?
>>84631140
Peridot was an engineer who showed up to a job and didn't care about the earth ti'll steven forced her to look at it through emotion instead of reason.
Jasper is a war veteran, who fought on that planet, in a war against steven's mother, and you seem to forget she showed up WANTING and EXPECTING a fight. You don't seem to understand those concepts
>>84631175
She loves Steven but resents her situation
>>84630523
>season 5 final
>earth's last stand
>fleet of ramshackle ships stand in orbit
>salvaged ancient gem ships
>rebuilt home world junkers from other attacks
>homeworld separatist who fly the banner of Steven Quartz Universe
>U.S. Military built space cruisers
>all standing together
>the home world armada closes in
>thousands of shimmering ships of all shapes and forms
>the earth is fucked
>Steven has one last idea
>he kisses Connie goodbye, just in case
>big group hug
>he warps back to earth
>his fleet just has to buy time
>cue space battle
>cutting back and forth to Steven on the surface
>he's back at the barn
>the pool has long since dried up
>he jumps into the hole
>floats down to the bottom in a bubble
>"Hey, it been a while"
>Steven sits on the bubble
>"I don't know if you all can hear me in there"
>"but the gems who did this to you - they are back."
>"they want to destroy everything you, my mom, and the rest of the rebellion fought for"
>"and they want you to come out and take form"
>Steven feels himself slipping into the cluster again
>but it's quiet this time
>and slowly, the shards form a response
>"GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT"
>Steven jolts back into his body
>He places both hands on the bubble and takes a deep breath
> *FWIIIP*
>The Cluster is gone
>as is Steven
>Cut back to space
>The rebellion is getting slaughtered, but not going down without a fight.
>and in the middle of the homeworld armada appears the cluster
>Millions of arms reaching out and grabbing the armada
>one of them carrying Steven back to his salvaged handship
>communication on the armada goes dead, replaced with what seems at first to be static, then muffled cries and screams
>finally, the voice of the legion speaks as one
>"WE"
>"ARE"
>"THE"
>"CRYSTAL"
>"GEMS"
>Gemthulu forms and wrecks the armada
>Homeworld surrenders and a peace treaty is signed
>The cluster voluntarily bubbles itself and sits in the sky as earth's second moon
>>84631151
> How can you not root for Steven
He wanted them to reconcile their bad relationship with each other, not for them to fuck.
Seriously, Pearl is just not interested in human stuff at all and just because they're both starting to talk things over now doesn't mean either has stopped being in love with Rose.
>>84631175
Not anymore
>>84631189
pretty much
>>84631175
I think she used to
but not anymore
>>84631141
I honestly can't tell, did you take my post seriously? Because I don't think I could put any more sarcasm in there if I tried, but you're questioning it like I was serious.
>>84631151
stop bringing up that turbodyke all the time. she brings nothing to the fucking show except shitty memes and awful writing.
>>84631196
Think she would have loved him more in a different situation?
>>84631159
>she wasn't really part of Rose and Greg's thing
I just can't get over it, man. Knowing how heartbreak can ruin your life - and thousands of years of that? Was it really unrequited? She never spoke her true feelings in all those years?
>>84631199
I mean them love Rose doesn't have to prevent them from loving each other
also not all romantic relationships have to be sexual you know,
>>84631211
We didn't took that much to be contrarian again,isn't it?
>>84630963
>Earth was nuked by a uncaring government.
>Corrupted gems bemcame feral ghouls from the bomb
>Forced fusions experiments were performed in a government facility under everyone's noses.
And if the spoiler was legit HW is starting to run dry in resources making steven universe a magical cartoon version of Fallout.
>>84631162
What they had in common was their love for Rose, that's pretty much it.
We've already seen at this point that Pearl doesn't even really care for most of Gregs songs, which would be the one other thing they could connect on, at most now she found one catchy, and even then, she couldn't remember how it went.
>>84631230
Just give it up man, it's not going to happen, trying to force it just makes it look like an even stupider ship.
>>84631216
It wasn't unrequited. It was asymmetric.
>>84631235
>We've already seen at this point that Pearl doesn't even really care for most of Gregs songs
I think that was mainly just because it was Greg.
>>84631151
You can ship them I guess but how they acted after Pearl dipped Greg definitely points towards a friendship
Utena or Sailor Moon?
>>84631195
Yes, she wanted to fight, but she walked away the second it was clear Rose wasn't available.
She wanted the fight. She didn't care about the rest.
I wonder if she was even aware of the Cluster. Peridot seemed very frustrated with her.
>>84631273
Utena, she wasn't mentally handicapped
So what I'm hearing is that Peridot has metal bending powers? Like what she can control metal with her mind or some shit? Also rip tablet.
>>84631267
I mean its not like I think they are now instantly in love
they gotta go threw some steps first if that is what this is developing toward and step one is friendship
Mr. Greg has to be the catchiest song they've done so far.HEY SHAKE A LEG
>>84631175
She loves Steven but she also wishes Rose was still around, conflicting emotions
>>84631197
I'd call that very likely.
But if we can figure that out, so can the crew.
>>84631258
Until we see more than a halfhearted attempt to sing along to a song she heard him sing, again, mostly just as an attempt to reconcile, I wouldn't count my post wrong.
>>84631284
Yeah I'm not buying this Toph bull shit but we will see if it actually happens or not
what's everyone listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srrB5dUr_lU
Post gems in suits.
>>84631299Hey shake a leg.
>>84631299
HEY SHAKE A LEG
>>84631299BOO! YOU RUINED THE SONG!
>>84631320
>>84631235
They both love singing and dancing, and they both love Steven and would do anything to protect him. With them now being friends I could see them ending up together.
>>84631257
Lover vs. beloved pet? You'd do anything for your dog, but you wouldn't have sex with it?
Reminder that this was drawn by Rebecca.
>>84631352
I mean if fusion is gem sex and Rose clearly had no problem doing it with Pearl
>>84631325HEY SHAKE A LEG
>>84631317
Yellowtail really lucked out scoring that onion woman.
>>84631000
I've been learning to play the banjo because of Wander. 2 years later its fun. I'm getting better and singing dumb blue grass songs about anything that has nothing to do with country life. I'm too embarrassed to actually sing or play with people around and everyone seems to hate country music though so I've always practiced in a spot in the middle of a random forest. I still have fun.
>>84631320
>Oh Cherry Man
What did he mean by this?
>>84631346
They aren't really even friends now, they just don't resent each other.
And as it is, they both like totally different styles of music, and just because they both love Steven, doesn't mean they love each other, otherwise half the cast could be potential love interests with pearl/greg because they love Steven.
Seriously just drop it, it's not going to happen, they just don't have the capacity to like each other romantically, they can probably just barely like each other as friends.
>>84631379
Single parents tend to have lower standards, especially if the suitor offers financial security.
>>84631392
>>84631197
>surviving Homewood ships fall back but do not retreat
>FTL signatures fill the space around Mars
>Homeworld reinforcements arrive, endless numbers from an empire spanning multiple galaxies
>two additional Clusters arrive flying the Authoritarian Triangles
Did you think an empire that large would have ships numbering in the thousands?
>>84631371
...That's also true...
Weird.
I would really love to have an episode from Rose's perspective. (Set in the past, obviously).
I bet we will eventually get one.
>>84631352
Not pet. Pets aren't sapient.
Rose loved everyone. Loved Pearl especially.
Pearl loved Rose almost exclusively. All Pearl has left now is what she loved by extension of loving Rose, Earth and Steven.
>>84631371
But fusion isn't gem sex, it's fusion. Gem sex is sowing the earth with seeds until it's barren.
The difference between Greg and Pearl is that one of the first things he does in the relationship is demand Rose treat him as an equal. Pearl could never get over that subservient complex towards Rose which is probably what put her in the friend zone for thousands of years.
>>84630451
>Pearl confirmed she had competitions with other men for rose.
>The gems interacted with humans and the fence was recent
>>84631412
>>84631406
>Not friends
nigga stop playing
>>84631415
I mean, given that they seem to be the only game in the galaxy from what we have seen, they probably don't prioritize military spending.
>>84631397
his cherry sweater
>>84631397
>I think you've had enough cherries Mr. Greg
>>84631411
>lower standards
>implying Yellowtail isn't giving it hard to onionmom
>>84631415
But how large IS the Gempire? Not enough to conquer a single planet defended by rebels, even once those had been decimated by the Corruption Bomb.
This part was beyond fucking fantastic.
Probably the best animation in the series.
>>84631406
So why should Ruby and Sapphire love each other when they're just about as opposite as Pearl and Greg?
>>84631430
>>84631397
I think it means every time with Greg feels like the very first time.
>>84631425
>Not pet
According to Peridot, that's kinda what Pearls are used as on Homeworld.
>>84631436
They aren't, at least not yet, maybe sometime in the future, but as things are now, they're only just starting to get over the decade+ of awkward resentment for each other, it'll take some time.
And even then, like I said, they don't really have much to connect on except for their love for Rose, so I can't imagine them actually hanging out or doing anything with just the two of them.
>>84631478
I mean Steven is a pretty big connection
probably a more important one than Rose
>>84631053
I feel like it would keep the emotional impact. What it truly damages are the jokes and light hearted moments. That style was weirdly dark and realistic in an awkward way.
>>84631478
>needing some connection to each other and development to become friends
mate you don't have much friends do you?
>>84631457
They shared an interest in the earth, and Sapphire was kind to Ruby ever since they met each other.
Meanwhile, Pearl has basically no interest in the Earth or Humanity outside of Steven and if it wasn't for Rose, she probably wouldn't have rebelled against HW, because she did it all for her.
Even now, she just wants to protect the Earth because it was something Rose loved.
Ruby and Sapphire work as opposites, and Pearl and Greg don't, it's really not that hard to understand, I'm not saying you can't like the ship, but don't pretend it has any actual chance of happening.
>>84631440
If you want to grab planets, you have to make ships, and soldiers to crew them. When you realize they've been expanding into other galaxies for over 5000 years now, they need those ships to patrol their space and continue enforcing their laws on colonies.
>>84631451
Rules of engagement fucking sucks when you have to avoid harming organics and the enemy you're facing is guerrilla in nature.
Good thing this is a children's show. I don't think my heart could take it if anything happened to Steven. He is just too perfect.
>>84631515
Are you saying you have no connection or development with your friends?
>>84631457
Sapphire finds Ruby's passion and impulsiveness irresistible
Ruby thinks Sapphire the most beautiful and intelligently gem in the galaxy
Daily reminder that I like each and everyone of you! I hope you have a big smile on your face right now!
>>84631534
>>84630145
I think he's in his 60s or some shit
He looked pretty old in Story for Steven, and that was over 14 years ago
The first thing Greg ever gave Rose was a tshirt
The first thing Greg ever gave Pearl was a tailored suit
Coincidence???
>>84631472
Peri's jelly of the easy life.
>>84631558
Probably
>>84631534
I want Steven to suffer
He needs to lose, and learn not everything can be solved by hugs and singingToo bad they'll never do thisThey had the perfect chance with the Cluster, but they fucked it up
>>84631539
>Ruby thinks Sapphire the most beautiful and intelligently gem in the galaxy
I thought it had to do with pic related
>>84631320
>>84631558
He gives out clothes to everyone. Steven wears all the merch greg had.
>>84631557
Story for Steven is at least 18 years ago if not longer, after all it was before Sour Cream was even conceived or Sour Cream was conceived during it
>>84631472
And we have been hit over the head with the fact that Pearl isn't like other pearls.
>>84631555
This brings up something
Why does Garnet not use fire or ice powers?
>>84631569
I can kind of see why they pulled the friendship card with the cluster, because otherwise they really had no way of taking it down, especially with just Steven and Peridot there.
Hell, there probably wouldn't even have been a way to fight it properly unless it took on a form, which would have destroyed the planet anyway.
>>84631584
Because lightning looks cooler?
>>84631575
she can claim that all she wants
doesn't make it true
>>84631535
They seem like friends to me, you can clearly tell that are getting along well by the end of the episode.
and know I don't have any special connection with my friends (besides one maybe), most people don't have that with friends, just that you can get along and hang out and do shit together.
>>84631572
I think Sapphire's design is extraordinarily bland, to be honest. So is Ruby's, but atleast she has an adorable voice actor to make up for it.
>>84631575
Yes she is for keking and then being taken once the keking is no longer possible.
At this point, save killing off anyone, what would be the most emotionally devastating curveball the show could throw?
>>84631569
>not everything can be solved by hugs and singing
But that's a lie.
>>84631584
Well she does have fire properties, like swimming in lava.
>>84631604
The Gems leaving Steven to go back to rule Homeworld.
>>84631584
I guess the gauntlets she has are considered stronger than the other two powers on their own.
And from what we see in the motel episode, their powers aren't really that fast acting or strong, just an environmental thing controlled by their emotions, and probably not suitable for battle.
That or they just cancel each other out or some shit.
>>84631569
>Implying he won't have to rip Bismuth's gem out of her chest with his bare hands to stop her from crushing all his friends and family.
>>84631530
>you have to avoid harming organics
Why the heck would the Gempire avoid harming organics???
>>84631569
>I want Steven to suffer
You have issues.
>>84631584
I would say she couldn't, except Alexandrite breathed fire... hmmm.
>>84631584
>i think for myself now!
>And who told you to do that?
>>84631549
I like you too, friend.
>>84631597
that scene... looks familiar...
>>84631604
if lion went crazy and ran away
>>84631569
>not liking win-win protagonists that can talk eldritch gods into defeating themselves
So how is that shit taste working out for you?
>>84631604
The oft-repeated line that Rose was evil and only gave birth to Steven to create some kind of weapon.
>>84631621
>Why the heck would the Gempire avoid harming organics???
So they can be used to fuel the kindergartens after the war was won.
>>84630704
>receives enormous windfall
>splurges on a fancy trip
>just sits on the rest of the fortune because he's perfectly happy with where he is
Greg is seriously too good to exist, How could an ageless space amazon NOT fuck him?
>>84631593
My real issue with how they handled the cluster is that it was over so quick.
They hyped it up for nearly half a season, then solve the problem in about 5 minutes.
If they wanna solve it with talking or whatever, fine, but it should have been a full episode or two of Steven learning things from the cluster itself, and trying to find ways to convince it and its multiple gems that Earth deserves to live.
>>84631607
No it's not, even /mlp/ knows that, are you telling me we're gonna let /mlp/ be more mature than us? /su/ will be so much better once there is a little loss, suffering equals character development!
>>84631626
...This looks reeeeeally weird.
>>84631634
>eldritch god
....nnnnno.
>>84631652
>that looks really weird
What? You don't enjoy a nice banana after a hard workout?
>>84631649
>I want the a child to suffer
>problems can't be solved with mutual understanding
>look how mature I am because of how I think the world is about conflict
No offense, but you sound like an edgy son of a bitch.
>>84631515
Not that guy, but how do you meet people without connections to them? All of my friends are from shared interests. Videogames, shows, music. My girlfriend and I met over riffing awful movies.
>>84631635
Or maybe Rose is still alive, and the reason she created Steven is so she would have a constant stream of life energy to leech off of.
One day Steven's gem will pop off, and Rose will be an unstoppable evil gem, more power than any other in existence.
Steven would lose all of his powers, and have to face that he was just a tool for his mom to gain power all along. I think that would be the most fucked up direction they could take it
>>84631652
.....................yes.
>>84631597
Like I said, as it is now, they're in that awkward pre-friends state, and at best, I think they'll end up being kind to each other and will be able to get along when they do stuff with Steven.
But really, can you actually imagine them doing something together that isn't related to Steven? No, so I wouldn't really count them as friends, their relationship is just less frigid and they can kind of talk to each other now.
>>84630473
I hope it turns out Rose's losses during the war were due to inside tampering, either from Bismuth or other past CG members we'll get to meet includingCentipeetle.
>>84630521
Who's that
>>84631634
>this again
The Cluster never wanted to form and destroy Earth. Steven just provided it a new option, which it immediately took.
>>84631672
I am, but every man needs some edge, like on his chin and on his upper lip! Don't be a smooth milksop, BE MANLY! Suffering exist in the world and the true test of a man is how he deals with it!
>>84631688
Centipeedle
>>84630869
It creeped me out how much Steven was channeling Rose though. Sugar has some fucked up incest-leaning ideas
>>84631691
Yes, and?
>>84631644
I remember when the promos for the series first started and how I was so sure I'd hate Greg. He looked like he was just going to be another bumbling fuckup dad that's all too common these days. I also though the gems would be infallible mary sues. I've enjoyed being wrong on all counts.
>>84631702
I refuse! I will impose this image over her canon form by sheer mental power!
>>84631680
>Working out
>Trying to get to know each other's taste in music
>Dancing
>Stuff together with Steven
>>84631139
Yes.
>>84631534
We definitely know he's gonna suffer through something, but he'll come out on top again.
>>84631717
R.I.P
>>84631717
So, if/when she comes back, I hope she remembers her corrupted life, and that Steven was nice to her.
>>84631712
Sugar is a sexual deviant. This is known.
>>84631643
But is that how it works? I was under the impression the kindergartens drained something innate from the planet that also fuels organics.
What you describe seems more like 'pink alchemy'.
>>84631646
Agreed. Enter the Cluster at the end of the episode, resolve it in the next. Oh well.
>>84631691
Makes me wonder how he'll deal with someone as cruel, petty, and powerful as Yellow Diamond. She was pretty clear that she wanted the Earth to die, and was completely unable to be dissuaded from it by something she saw as inferior to her.
>>84631677
Shared interests yet, but that's not really special.
>>84631680
Pre Friends? You mean acquaintance? That doesn't really work if they've known each other for over a decade, they may of only just started talking to each other as friends, but friends nonetheless.
The fact that they can finally talk about their loss with someone who felt exactly the same way towards Rose is pretty strong connection. Stronger than what most people would consider friends.
>>84631712
Steven was being himself, not Rose.
>>84631712
So eventually steven will want to fuck greg?
>>84631713
That's not talking it into defeating itself. If anything it's facilitating it's success.
>>84630088
Dental Plan
>Empire City Song
>Steven brought a Sanic toy
At first I thought it was coincidence but now it's just obvious that they knew full well what they were doing.
>>84631717
>>84631734
Too be fair, from a creative stand point, having another primarily green colored character would seem lazy. That being said making her black like Garnet also seems lazy but it's all about "progress" am I right?
>>84631459
Peridot looks ridiculous
I love it
>>84631759
Greg, no. Pearl, yes.
>>84631731
At the end of this episode I just got this feeling of how strongly I would react if Steven fixed literally everything for everyone but then bought the big one in the end.
Maybe this is because of all those Sundays in church.
>>84630331
>Steven, believing in your artistic skill.
>>84631756
Nope, there were points during the singing that I swear I heard Rose instead of Steven, it could have been all in my head, but it was freaky.
>>84631668
It's not the banana that concerns me...
>>84631679
No. The Cluster is not 'an eldritch god'. It's a whole bunch of confused, traumatized people or partial people, turned into a huge living weapon. They have no control or desire to hurt anyone. It's not some Cthulhu-like thing.
>>84631678
...Yikes.
>>84631741
Dude, that is not cool. Just because her partner is not white, she is not a deviant.
>>84631744
Yes, on second thoughts, let's not go to Empire City, tis a silly place.
>>84631774
They are fucking nerds, aren't they?
>>84631729
> Working out
That hasn't been a thing since the sugilite episode, so no
> Trying to get to know each others taste in music
Greg like guitar/rock stuff and pearl likes piano/ballet type music, they don't gel well with each other
> Dancing
Greg doesn't seem to be the type of guy who is inclined to Ballet, and in general, doesn't really know jack shit about dancing beyond any normal person.
> Stuff together with Steven
Again, that's with Steven so it doesn't really count, they're there for Steven, not for each other, I can go over to my brothers place and hang around with my niece, but that doesn't mean me and my brother are really friends.
>>84631753
>cruel, petty, and powerful
That's not very nice. Losing millions of countrymen and possibly actual friends to the same place will always cause an intense hatred of that place.
>>84631472
slaves. pearls are slaves in HW. people had sex with their slaves but they weren't considered human, kinda like a pet.
>>84631792
You probably heard Pearl, then. Steven is Steven, not Rose.
>>84631786
But Rose chose Greg
>>84630746
I suppose
Idont see Centi sticking around for later episodes though
or else she'd get more focus instead of old and busted Lapis
>>84631754
Connection is pretty vague, most often just meaning shared interest.
Steven will be blacked and you can do nothing about it
>>84631812
And Steven will choose Pearl.
>>84631761
Convincing someone of something is always about showing them how it was what they wanted all along.
>>84631803
Well yeah, but one of them has to be a Sonix autist to reference Sonic Unleashed of all things.Granted I actually liked Unleashed more than the next guy but no one fucking cares about that game.
>>84631814
I doubt they have been able to figure out how to cure corruption yet
it will probably work for a few hours and then wear off and everyone will swear to work harder on the cure or something
>>84631549
Wow, thanks!
>>84631819
Pearl stop teaching Connie how to be lewd for Steven
Martys design and animations are so distracting.
They are much more detailed than every other character
>>84631810
You're argument is invalid, why? Cause fuck you I don't accept it.
>>84631797
>the Cluster is not weird and sinister or ghostly.
Yes it is.
>she's coming back
It's over
>>84631844
>he can't tell that Rose and Steven are two different people
Goodnightfaggots I fucking hate all of you.
>>84631819
>>84631849Isn't it?
>>84631849
Isn't it?
>>84631849
Isn't it?
Isn't it over?
Isn't it?
>>84631848
No she's not, she is gentle giant harem waifu.
>>84631573
>Steven wears all the merch greg had.
I actually like that little Easter egg. Sort of justifying the "protagonist always wears the same shirt" cliche.
>>84631807
Man, these reveals are just killing me with how better the fan interpretations are
>Yellow Diamond: Giraffe Neck
>Cluster: My_Feelings.png
>Bismuth: S H I T
>Centipettle: Not Even Green
>>84631819
>>84631819
connie no
you have to take it to the loo
don't shit on steven
>>84631852
Love you too Anon, sleep well.
>>84631754
> That doesn't really work if they've known each other for over a decade
Except they pretty much never talk to each other beyond awkward chit chat and rarely even see each other anyway. As it is, they really have only just started to connect with each other.
They've bonded a little over the loss of someone they both loved, but that doesn't mean they'll want to hang out and do friend stuff in the future, it's just something they can use to make their relationship less negative than it has been up until this point. You got the right word, acquaintances works for them, even if they've known each other for a long time, at this point, that's as far as their relationship goes now, they're kinder to each other now, but that's about it.
>>84631596
This is Pearl abuse, and I won't stand for it.
>>84631877
>>84631872
>Greg is yellow
>Pearl is blue
>Steven is pink
DEEPEST LORE?
>>84631876
why is Connie such a little slut for Steven?
>>84631820
Rose cant resist the murdercock.
Even through Steven.
>>84631896
Hotel staff confirmed for white diamond
>>84631889
Don't worry, Pearl is for suffering anyway
>>84631872
>Bismuth: S H I T
what's your problem man
>>84631896
color wheel shipping confirmed
>>84631889
...We'll yeah, you're either sitting down or lying down so yeah you won't stand for it, but you'll stay down and take it. Kek.
>>84631397
>I want to make it clear that I needed a drink after this, but the censors would flip their shit
>>84631902
>>84631858
It's wombtomb
>>84630088
Is the episode a necessity to watch? I detest musicals really.
>Waiting for Peridot episode.
>We'll never get an episode as weird as Chille Tid ever again
shame
I wanted more dogcopter shenanigans, as dumb as it was it's still part of the show somehow
>>84631929
Watch it faggot, even if you hate it, it was 11 minutes.
>>84631902
What part of MAGICAL BOY don't you understand?
Cause she wants a warm and chubby snuggle buddy to finger herfingersunder the blankets~
>>84631934
>>84631929
No. Its great because of the music but you're not missing out on any lore.
>>84631929
Yes
You'll enjoy it, one way or another
>>84631952
>>84631926
Incorrect. I was there in the thread when the term was first used over a year ago. Tomb comes first just like Murder comes first in murdercock.
So what's today's episode? Too short to ride?
>>84631947
Post Connverse?
>tfw Pearlven porn will be rarer after last night's episode
>>84631978
yup
>>84631902
Why aren't you, anon?
>be Rebecca Sugar
>make show about expressing different forms of love
>everyone gets a boner over it
>so much as remotely and vaguely hint a traditional straight pairing involving a considered lesbo waifu goddess"
>everyone suddenly loses their shit
>TFW
Not mine, but thought it was funny.
>>84631753
>Be one of only four Diamonds in the universe
>Have one of your three peers (sisters?) die or be corrupted on some ass-end little planet
>Your entire society is skewed by the loss
>There is a rebellion to defend organics - I mean, what the crack, organics? - and many gems are destroyed over this.
No, I can understand where she is coming from.
I mean, now Peridot has become corrupted by Earth as well. To her, Earth must be something like the Cancerverse.
>>84631952
>take the cutest looking character in the show with the best singing voice
>make her into an annoying squawking bird whose entire character arc boils down to "muh Rose"
Fuck this show sometimes.
>>84631983
>>84631962
>those high pants
Damn, why does that get me where I need to go?
>>84631947
>Fingering her fingers
Wew lad!
>>84631991
that's ok
PearlxGreg is gonna become a lot more common
>>84631991
That's a big assumption m8
>>84631983
>>84630163
it's a cartoon my guy
>>84632000
> A considered lesbo
She is lesbo, no way about it, if this episode didn't convince you of that, then you're probably retarded.
>>84632009
Oh no
Connie got turned into a parrot
or worse, a jew
So when's Amethyst going on a roadtrip with Greg?
Oh wait, silly me, Amethyst doesn't get character development
>>84632013
I like Grearl a lot too, but I like Pearlven more.
>>84632009
I see her training with Pearl had some weird results on her face
>>84631902
Steven has the one thing girls want more than money. Magical adventures.
>>84632025
She's from an all female alien race, Sexuality doesn't work the same way as humans.
>>84631753
He'll convince her of the worth of Earth.
>>84631549
I believe in the you who believes in me
>>84632036
What even is this AU? Pearl with fangs and shit? Is it supposed to be Homeworld?
So Connie is slutfor Steven?
>>84631902
I think as Steven mature mentality, his body will do the same and it won't be that awkward for Connie anymore.
>Hopefully they show Steven grow up.
>>84632025
if one more person continues to define human relationships and sexuality in completely limited terms based on gender and not the real truth which is its entirely dependent on individual people and not a broad group i might scream
People are interested in the people they are interested in, any attempt to define it is incomplete, imperfect and pointlessly limiting, please stop doing it
>>84632068
The thirst is real.
I was kind of hoping the musical episode all of the crystal gems (including lapis) would have a song but we have worst get and call the police to fuck in a fancy hotel..........But apart from that i loved it
>>84632058
A "Creepy Pearl" AU.
http://ooo11.tumblr.com/search/steven+universe
>>84632009
So which one didn't say "I love you" back?
>>84632058
Pearl has fangs mate, get over it.
>>84631929
>hating musicals
Why are you even here?
No really, this whole show is musical asrobothell. Almost every cast member is a professional singer, and they work those songpipes often. If you detest musicals, that's over half the show tossed out the window for you. I'm not saying you're wrong or terrible for feeling that way, I'm honestly just confused.
So again, why?
>>84632045
Considering one of the writers said that gems all use female pronouns or whatever, then pearl would still count as being a lesbian, at least by human standards.
>>84632068
obviouslyits gonna be a real shame when Homeworld kidnaps her and turns her into a weapon designed to destroy Steven although it will still be kinda hot
>>84632084
Connie's a slut for Steven, so I think you know the answer to that question.
>>84631808
I want to believe this because I am a degenerate.
>>84631848
It's not sinister, it's tormented.
>>84631917
You can't deny her name is an anagram of "bum shit".
>>84632077
> Tumblr
>>84632070
>implying that she's not into /ss/
dude... come on.
>>84632101
That's stupid.
They'd just implant a gem in Connie like Together Breakfast.
That way they'd gain all the powers of a 13 year old Indian human girl.
>>84632070
>>84632111
>anigram
It's bi smut h
At this moment young Steven didn't know that he fucked up
>>84632012
Jesus, spoiler that shit! Blue board!
KIDS MIGHT SEE THAT!
>>84632126
I mean having a physical form has it advantages
I mean the gems could have never escaped the hand ship without Steven being immune to most anti gem weapons
Also Connie is already a pretrained fighter and one that the Crystal Gems will be reluctant to use force against
>>84632097
We don't know and we'll likely never know if Pearl could fall in love with a man, because she wont ever fall for anybody else. The episode confirmed she was in love with Rose (if it wasn't obvious before), it doesn't confirm she could only like females.
>>84632134
I know from personal experience that being glompped is a sure fire way of being seduced and reduced to putty... It didn't end well for me in the end but fuck man if I didn't fall hard when that happened.
>>84632135
Or "muh bits".
>>84631696
>>84632140
>>84631379
Why can't he speak like a normal fucking human being? No other adult in SU does that Charlie Brown shit.
>>84632164
Whoops meant for >>84632140
>>84632156
Depends on what she found physically attractive about Rose, but you are right in that she's likely never going to fall in love again, period.
But still, even if Rose is the only person she'll ever love, that would still make her a lesbian ((again, by human standards))
>>84632168
>Centipeedle gaining physical form
>chocolate skin
>implied gem for an eye
Awwwww yissssss my body is ready
>>84632093
This seems like the only musical episode period. Just because I am not a fan for major long singing as to lore, plot and character development dose not mean you need to by-rate since you are a musical fan, but we both are still fans of the show together.
>Calm down and enjoy a sexy Pearl.
>>84632168
>Mouth is raw from eating to many sour skittles >Spit inside and tell her to swish it around
FUCK! I didn't even KNOW I had a spitting fetish.
>>84631379
>no job, a kid, no real skills aside from making bad paintings
Nah, she's the lucky one.
>>84632190
So basically if Steven was I girl, she would just jumped out from Pearl's rape train to Cory rape truck?
>>84632190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlR9h3VfZf4
>>84632156
She just hasn't met the right woman yet.
>>84632171
Why doesn't Onion have ears? Maybe he's an alien. I'm not even kidding.
>>84632218
>implying Stephanie can get away from Pearl's rapetrain
Why do you think he watches her sleeping?
>>84632218
>Ruby looks exactly the same
Kek
>>84632233
>>84632218
Best r63 I've ever seen! holyshit!
>>84632233
Hmmm. Pearl is going to want to spar with Stevonnie at some point.
Pearlivonnie when?
>>84632115
Ok, maybe the lass will gain a kink as she gets older.
>Steven can shape shift and Pearl wants to join in.
>>84632045
Why would they have relationships with humans, instead of other gems though?
>>84632218
So this Stevonnie exist in this universe!? I'm game!
>>84632246
>implying Pearl wouldn't rather have Steven
>>84631397
He hits the sauce when he is depressed.
>>84632218
It's not rape if she enjoying it
>>84632262
>>84632259
unf
>>84632258
by the same logic why would any human be interested in a relationship with a gem rather than another human?
Except I don't think I need to actually explain that people would be
>>84632269
>steven I....
>>84632259
I like the short hair version too!
>>84632259
>genderswap SU
>Stevonnie not looking exactly the same
Feels like someone's missing the point, but I dunno who.
>>84632218
The only good ones out of this are male Connie, Peridot, and Ruby. They're the only ones who gained.
I need help /sug/
It's Over Isn't It is stuck in my head and its giving me major feels
>>84632302
It isn't over, is it?
>>84632294
I'm afraid it's you missing the point.
It's not a genderswap. It's older Stevonnie. THIS is a genderswap.
>>84632302
Same
I just keep replaying the last two songs over and over and over.
>>84630576
>>84630625
Oh god, Gems are just hyper advanced space Vocaloids.
>>84632313
No it isn't, that's just them with a different outfit. Scribble's done a "genderswapped" Stevonnie before, you go find it.
>>84632287
>>84632097
The way Pearl was talking about Rose was with other men may indicate that Rose wasn't even Bi and never loved Pearl romantically. So there's the possibility that gems have sexualities the same way as humans.
>>84632302
>>84632315
I can't even rewatch the episode or the songs cause it made me feel too much.
>>84632259
I wanna barf
>>84632326
just give in. if you bottle up your emotions from appearing you won't learn or grow!!
You need to embrace the feels.
>>84632218
Yeah, they definitely had to make it a famale cast...
>>84632302
>>84632315
>>84632326
Well, you thought you signed up for a feels trip, but actually its a feels cruise through the universe
>>84632340
That's you're body trying to purge it's shit taste Anon.
>>84632324
Though generally we can't really use Rose as a base for these things, considering her being interested in humans romantically is apparently really weird and abnormal.
As far as we know, she's the only one of the Crystal gems who had such an intense interest in humans and their culture. Aside from maybe Amethyst, but she doesn't really count either because she was born and raised on earth.
>>84632364
>>84632374
>>84632349
I've bottled up my emotions for too long. It's not safe to release them anymore.
>>84632315
"You both me and I love both of you"
ffs this is some deep shit.
>>84632302
The Shuug has done her job
I'd love it if next yellow diamond sent another rose quartz to earth to mess with the crystal gems.
>>84632318
I posted it, anon. He did the female Steven and the male Connie and then he did the Stevonnie that came from them fusing, and that is what I posted.
Feel free to double check yourself and congratulate me on having the superior memory if you feel like it.
>>84632360
Shit taste of Stevonnie, yeah.
>>84632381
same, but when I did I've felt more awake and had an easier time sleeping.
you need to open the vault. the subconscious jail you lock stuff you don't wanna think about. trust me, you'll feel lighter my dudebro.warning: you will cry a lot
>>84632387
How is that deep?
>>84632402
I've seen their genderbent Stevonnie before, they looked very different and did a different pose.
>>84632393
I don't see why she would, from what we know, Quartz are just warriors, unless she was accompanying another engineer or general tech person like a Peridot, then we she wouldn't really have anything to do there.
Does Homeworld even know about the surviving crystal gems? The way they were hiding when Peridot was calling YD makes me think that HW believes that they're all dead.
>>84632403
... Anon, you actually just agreed with me. I mean I know what you were going for, but just for future reference that's what you just did.
>>84632413
Greg and Pearl loves Steven, and Steven loves Greg and Pearl.
>>84630816
Is is suicide when the siren lures sailors to their death?
>>84632413
Context.
you can't expect to listen.
this is just an emotional release. I've been waiting for pearl and greg to talk. this felt really nice.
>>84632265
Connie is growing on her.
>>84632317
Did someone say 'hologram'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSyWtESoeOc
>>84632326
>>84632387
Clearly you're no song writer. The songs are catchy on this show, but never deep.
>>84630916
Possibly sometime soon actually. Yahoo is realizing buying Tumblr was a mistake and the value of the website is plummeting. The only thing they have to try to make money off the site is annoying obtrusive ads that mostly get blocked. Other then that, the site is just a huge social platform hosting some of the worst demographics of this generation.
>>84632418
I posted my genderbent Scribble. You post your genderbent Scribble.
>and don't forget mom
steven you little shit
>>84632438
the context gives the lyrics depth.
>>84632438
meant to say it made me emotional, used wrong wording.
>>84632423
Oh. I meant that implied I had shit taste because I *didn't* like Stevonnie...thanks for th back up though.
>>84632450
I don't have it because I don't like Stevonnie. At all.
>>84632443
And a metric gigafuckton of porn.
What if Pearl started really pushing Steven and Connie together, living vicariously through Connie as she's Steven's Knight like Pearl was Rose's Knight?
>disliking any character
you literally don't understand the show yet then. rewatch it from the beginning.
>>84632473
She'd take it too far on one end.
>>84632474
>your opinion is shit
lapis lazuli fans, everyone!
>>84632479
>>84632474
this completely. every character has screw ups on their side and manages to fix their mistakes due to being given a second chance.
>>84632474
its kind of a shame that it appears we aren't gonna get any Lapis or Garnet this week
Well there was some good Garnet in Steven Floats if that counts I guess
>>84632302
Pearl always has the best songs and has the best singing voice.Someone hook me up with a HQ image of Pearl with the empire city style text above her head pls
>>84632484
that's not what I said at all. I said if people dislike a character then they haven't watched the entirety of the show to see what justifies and makes the character compelling
>>84632499
It does in my book!
So, is "It's Over" everyone's favourite song now?
Am I the only one who really wants Stevonnie to dramatically show/tell the humans who they really are?
>>84632473
Well, she was already kind of doing the 'living vicariously' thing through Connie during the sword training episode, it's clear she got way too into the glory of her old battles and pushed Connie to fight without trying to keep herself safe, because she's not a gem so she can't just reform afterwards.
>>84632510
Damn, I never even though of this, I am full of feelz and good vibes!
>>84632516
It's really pleasing to my ears~ I loved it.
>>84632516
No. It was great, but my favorite is a different one.
>>84631390
People hate pop country. Blue grass is dopamine. Sing away, friend.
>>84632516
It's definitely up there with peace and love!
>>84632511
>>84632519
Everyone knows except Sadie and Lars and all the adults.
>>84630163
In between hiatus
>>84632516
Yes. Second place goes toDo it for her
>>84632543
It was dark in the rave I don't think anyone really got what happened they just saw that this new chick disappeared that Steven and Connie appeared
>>84632323
Those shorts leave no room for her giant cock.
>>84632462
Then take it from someone who follows Scribble closely and downloads all his Stevonnie stuff, what I posted before is the genderbent Stevonnie. You are probably thinking of the older Stevonnies he's done, like this.
Also take it from this link.
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/121066930492/how-old-do-you-guys-think-steven-and-connie-are-i
>>84632558
What is this, a shield for ants?
>>84632510
>if people [opinion] [large assumption]
Again, if people don't like a character they may have their reason, what makes a character compelling is not absolutely objective or subjective either way, and postulating that the dislike for one character isn't somehow justified in your own subjective mindset and you are required to rewatch the entire series to somehow modify the view you've consolidated while watching said series is not only redundant and mostly useless, but stupid to suggest.
>>84632556
its tucked back and up inside their own pussy
>>84632558
Oh if you follow scribble closely do you have his nsfw blog?
>>84632558
We back to the future now!?
>>84632565
I believe it is called a buckler.
>>84632570
He never updates that one. The only way you can catch his lewds now is to lurk /trash/ constantly.
I particularly love the one offuta Vidalia railing Lars.
>>84632565
Maybe they're that good that the shield doesn't have to be that big? Or maybe it grows bigger when needed?
https://youtu.be/DixJGgmlELU
>>84632567
Why would you make an effort to not understand everyone's point of view?
lots of characters have flaws, and someone you has a show that illustrates the side of things of a personality they don't like should still try to see and understand.
I didn't like garnet or amethyst at first but now I love them both!
you should stop trying to make this into an idealogical fight.
>>84632583
I don't think buckler is used like that. I think it has to be held in your hand and not on the side of your arm. And even then, it's SUPER tiny compared to normal Steven shield.
>>84632595
>Fucking Derude Sandstorm
Was NOT expecting that, great chuckles were had.
>>84632595
The internet works its magic fast.
Honestly, I think this episode was super good and really resonated with me personally because I've been in something similar (i mean she didn't die and become her son and I didn't fight with her on the battlefield and killed myself repeatedly to get her to love me, but uh close enough) and me and the greg in this case had to go through something like that last song. so uh yeah 10/10 ep
>>84632642
How's your wife's son doing?
>>84632596
>is your opinion different than mine? then go back and watch the show again and change your opinion
m8 what's your angle here?
Pearlven?
>>84632659
His wife's son, and good. It still is kinda weird talking to him but I don't see him that often so it's all good
>>84632671
I think his angle is, there is something redeeming in every character, no matter how small and if you can't see it you're depriving yourself of it in the long run... I think.
>>84632689
That's like, your opinion, man
>>84632516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iABFZGzEjY
>>84632592
And again, Macross.
>>84632689
Well, except for Onion. If there is anything Lovecraftian here it's that little shit.
>yfw gregg x pearl will happen
>>84632754
>>84632756
The most unlikely pair will become canon, holy fucking shit.
>>84632754
>>84632687
>His wife's son
You're a woman?
>>84632754
>>84630088
http://www.strawpoll.me/10790987
>>84632789
Get off of 4chan. You must be 18 or older to be here.
>>84632754
>gregpearlfags
>>84632798
>You must be 18 or older to be here.
That doesn't stop some people...but then those people are squeakers with no common sense.
>>84632749
>Onion
I have literally no words man... he terrifies me.
>>84632804
LMAO.
>>84632852
>tfw I'm25
Where did the time all go.
>>84632852
>Pink
why can't I move one
>>84632865
I know right!? I'm turning 26 at the end of the year and it only feels like yesterday that I was still eating with my friends in school... We're a quarter of a century old and what have we got to show for it?
>>84631876
Desperate Connie is fun. I want more of this.
>>84632925
I prefer dead Connie.
>>84632865
>>84632886
I was a teenager when you whippersnappers were born.
Age is a number and you stop caring at some point - around the same time you realize the term 'grown up' is HIGHLY debatable.
>>84632951
>Age is a number and you stop caring at some point
When you're above 18, maybe. But when you're below 18, your brain and your body is still developing.
>>84632959
Hence, 'some point'.
...Geezz, you didn't think -
What am I saying, of course you did.
Steven will never fuse with a member of the cgs, but he will fuse with lapis and peridot.
[Spoiler] and centipeedle too, once she gets healed [/spoiler]
>>84632976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLlhKRhcL64
Jet Gem when?
>>84632886
Sometimes I still think I'm 18/20 in passing and then when I really think about it I realise, no. I'm 25, highschool was fucking 8 years ago
What's her name, anons?
>>84632865
Oh god, me too. Literally nothing to show for it. No talents, no experiences, no possessions. ;_;
>>84633074
Centipeetle.
>>84633074
Smoky Quartz
Pearl felt so OOC in yesterdays episode, she was far too mellow
11 hours 32 minutes55 seconds?until Too Short to Ride airs.
>>84633098
It's not that she was OOC, it's just that we didn't know enough about her until then.
>>84633074
Emerald
I like how Steven said they should talk about it when all they do is sing.
>>84633074
Jet
>>84632789
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10790987
>All this underages
>On my manchildren board
>>84633106
Really? I thought we were having The new Lars today.
Great.
>>84633098
clown you really think going around teasing some man going after your lady a decade or two ago really consists of hate
I wish I was like 14 again.
>>84633098
I don't agree at all.
I just marathoned all 15 hours of the show a couple days ago, and she's been acting like that towards Greg for pretty much the entire show.
>>84633123
New Lars is tomorrow
the way I see it my expectations couldn't be lower for it, so how much can it actually disappoint me?
>>84633074
Jade.
>>84633127
Nothing like your first time, eh?
>>84633074
The one I believed in this show the most.
>We've been watching this show for 3 years.
It's been a wild ride.I love you niggas
>>84633148
had my 1st at 16, biggest regret of my life, cause she wasn't all that and I'm still getting shit for it from my buddies whenever we recall shit from high school.
>>84633148
I haven't had a first time yet. At the time I thought "Sex isn't very important, and I shouldn't feel pressured to get laid at this age." Why didn't I think about how future me would think?
>>84633106
I can barely wait
So do we have a consensus for the last episode yet?
I'm amazed that Pearl didn't fuck everything up at the end, as is tradition
>>84633164
>been here for almost 2 years
what am i doing
>>84633167
Dude, what!? You should always ditch the v-card young, even if you don't have sex forever after words you won't have that shit hanging over you putting pressure on ya.
>>84633180
Great episode
Great song
Great Gem
>>84633178
I get it. I get it.
So when is the little fucking autist going to learn how to lavabend now?
Does anyone else think the cgs are more femeninely shaped than the other gems we've seen? Why do you think that is?and how much extra detail are they including that regular gems aren't?
>>84633191
I know, but there were very few girls at my school and I didn't exactly go out muchand I wasn't very attractive.I have so many regrets of not starting things off sooner.
>>84633180
Favorite, even if the beginning was a little weak. Pearl is now mysecondbest gem.
>>84633200
When her tablet breaks
>>84633180
I wish I didn't spoil myself
Greg you are LITERALLY homeless, buy a fucking house. Or at least build one behind the car wash. Have you ever not lived in a that van, where the hell did you raise steven.
At least start buying sunscreen.
>>84633238
Greg's parents are dead and he's been living in a van since he was 16.
>>84633238
In the Van, and when he finds the deed to the mansion he'll be fine!
>>84633238
I mean I think he partly lives in the Car Wash, probably has a shower and stuff in there
besides technically speaking I'm pretty sure Greg owns Steven's house as well as Peridot's Barn
>>84631175
I think she may have on some level for a while. Rose's Scabbard seems to be the turning point on that if she did. I always took that little look at the end to be her looking at Steven for his own worth, not Rose's, for the first time or something like that.
>>84633231
It's spelled 'soil'.
Man, Greg gives up a lot for the CGs. They never give him anything for it. It's kinda unfair.
>>84633270
What's this in reference to?
>>84633270
Pearl's gonna be giving him something pretty soon
if you know what I mean
>>84633270
Greg has to give up things for CGs, because he took Rose from them.
>>84633269
kek, you cleaver shit!
>>84633210
You realize them silhouettes are an artistic stylization and not literal gem designs right
>>84630163
He doesn't have to go to school. You don't really think about how much of your life school actually wastes if you're one of those kids that doesn't get anything out of it.
I didn't think this show could make me cry, Pearl isn't even my favorite
>>84633238
I think they mentioned before he used to live in Steven's house when Steven was little
>>84633281
murdercock strikes again
So let me put this straight.
Homeworld running out of resources. I came to such extent that they actually make crippled, impaired gems, who cant shapeshift and weaker than a human. Probably modern rubies also more supid than old ones.
Just think about this. MILLIONS OF GEMS DESTINED TO BE BORN CRIPPLES. For all eternity.
Trying to avoid this HW actually found a way - get resouces from one tiny insignificant planet. Resouces critically needed for gem race to survive.
And that Rose Quartz just needed to fuck all up for some savages in pelts and "MUH LIFE". You love life so much Rose! Billions of handicapped gems locked in the prison of their bodies thank you for such lives!
>>84633351
Why don't the crystal gems just send Greg to kill Yellow Diamond with his murdercock?
>>84633356
You're right anon, why aren't you flying to homeworld right now and bleeding yourself dry to atone for Earth's sins.
>>84633345
He only built that house when Steven moved in with them.
>>84633356
If it works that way, Gems are simply parasites. No thanks.
If only they could reproduce without killing pre-existing life.
>>84633411
Because murdercock is just a meme.
>>84633356
I mean Homeworld is in a literal entire other galaxy
I doubt that they can't use any other planets between here and there.
Also if that was the case why exactly was their original plan, destroy Earth with a giant forced fusion monster?
short answer, your theory is stupid
>>84633244
>No "Greg Parents visit" episode
BOO!
>>84633411
Think. If Rose produced something as powerful as Steven, what would come out of Yellow Diamond?
>>84633356
xenocide apologists pls leave
>>84633356
>running out of resources
Homeworld is dedicated only to conquest and continuously cannibalizes other planets to fuel it. If they stopped their continuously expanding shit and were just content with being immortal space rocks that don't need anything like food to survive they'd be dandy. It's not like there aren't literal billions of other planets around that don't have intelligent life on them or something that they can use since clearly they just need the planets minerals.
>they actually make crippled, impaired gems, who can't shapeshift and weaker than a human
No, those are the shards of shattered gems.
>Billions of handicapped gems locked in the prison of their bodies
If you're talking about the shattered gems that's the price they pay for being born into a war machine state. If it wasn't Earth they would've likely got fucked up on some other planet in some other conquest. Rose decided enough was enough and she wasn't going to be apart of that anymore.
>>84633443
There's still hope anon, Steven could possibly reproduce new Gem-Human hybrids without killing any life.
>>84633454
>implying Rose wasn't secretly Pink Diamond all along
I will be honest, given her amount of bullshit powers, it seems really unlikely that she isn't
>>84633325
Pearl specializes in feels.
>And don't forget Mom!
Jesus Steven that's kinda fucked up.
>>84633482
they were talking about peridot
>>84633356
was lapis right when she said they don't care about other gems, they only care about the earth?
>>84633106
if too short to ride doesn't turn out to be a fusion episode I'm done with the rest of the season.
>>84633356
>sympathizing with Xenos
>>84633490
She looks like she's about to put it in her mouth.
>>84631934
I agree, I hope they have Steven's dream invading scenes trippy all the time.
Is it just me, or do the first few notes in the hotel remind you of the Observatory theme from Super Mario Galaxy?
Need to dig that CD out, such a great OST.
>>84633497
Does he even realise the implications from that?
>>84633497
Uncle Grandpa EP, even though its NC had Rose knock back when he knocked. I'm telling you Rose is still in there, and her Gem is keeping Steven from turning into bio goop. She's just sleeping or watching from within and Steven knows it... Greg did say she gave up her physical form to bring Steven into the world, just the physical mind you.
>>84633497
I know. What the fuck, Steven?
>>84633533
I really don't like theories such as this, I'd much rather Rose just stays dead and is unable to do jack-shit.
>>84633517
>Commissar Fuklaw out of fucking nowhere!
Did not expect to see him in a /sug/ thread!
>>84633497
Yeah Stevens really embracing that 'I'm also my mom' thing from a while ago
>>84633518
cannot unsee
>>84633548
You want what you want, I'll want what I want, either you're right, I am, or we never find out.
>>84633518
>>84633551
Damn that's lewd!... Art when?
>>84631952
Those equations seems to be primarily physics based. Why on earth does she need to make titrations?
>>84633549
You didn't see a god damn thing
>>84633490
>>84633518
>>84633551
>"Oh, my beloved ice cream bar, how I love to lick your creamy center! Aahoum... AAHoum…....... AAAAAHoum!!"
I'm so glad that they're more like a family now.
>>84633487
rose was a quartz, diamons aren't quartz
>>84632009
>Liam Neeson as Connie
>>84633554
>B-Be straight with me Priyanka... how bad is it?
"Mr. Univ-... Greg I'm afraid it's Poils. They're literally all over your body, but the biggest concentration of them is all over your genital region."
>I-Is there anything you can do?
"I can provide you with some Medical Grade Lubricants to ease things, but that is about all I can do for you."
>I-I see... Well! I'm not gonna let something like this keep ol' Greg Universe down! I'm gonna endure this!
"That's the spirit Greg."
Love you /sug/
So has Centipeetle been confirmed for returning?
>>84633649
I don't know who you are, but I assume you're a nice person as well. Have a good one.
>>84633593
Oh god my sides! I fucking hate you!
>>84633301
Don't cut yourself on all that edge bucko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ3mk0qQSPQ>black>not green skinFUCK YOU SUGAR YOU FUCKING HACK
>>84633634
Rose has way more powers than Jasper or Amethyst and I won't bother pretending to actually have more than a very low understanding of how the gem hierarchy or how actual gems are made or are different from each other because its really unclear to us
>be me
>NEET
>listening to It's over isn't it on repeat
>sings along then feels like a worthless piece of human garbage for being a neet and doing nothing better but singing to a cartoon song
>cries
>suddenly
>get a call for a job offer
>20 minutes later received an email for another job offer
>start singing It's over isn't it like Steven
I don't what to feel /sug/
>Greg arrives on homeworld, carrying a guitar
>Random Gem: what's that?
>Greg: Greetings Homeworld, I'm Gregg universe and how I got here is a very long story... Anyways, here's wonderwall
and that's how Greg impregnated 90% of homeworld
>>84633676
not them but what the heck is edgy about that
>>84633629
What if Greg had a mansion built in Beach City and Pearlcleaned it for him regularly?
>>84633685
Centipeetle never had green skin.
>>84633450
>short answer, your theory is stupid
It's not a theory - new spoilers arrived
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/07/empire-city-grief-and-steven-universes-summer-adve.html
Homeworld IS running out.
>>84633482
Even without the conquest HW still need to replace deceased gems. No matter that they can't dia of old age - accidents will happen.
>No, those are the shards of shattered gems.
No, look the link. Peridot cant shapeshift. Peridot is weaker than a normal gem. According to the article that's how modern gems are.
>>84633510
>was lapis right when she said they don't care about other gems, they only care about the earth?
Yes. Yes she was.
>>84633713Centipeetle never had skin.
>>84633690
congrats anon! you'll do a great job wherever you choose to go
>>84633713
Everyone wants her too though.
>http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/98516324679/can-there-be-a-topaz-gem-please-oh-pretty-please
>>84633707
>start their own sitcom based on Greg and his mansion full of gems called No Need for Greg
>>84630317
>It was till he was 8ish
Nope. Steven had moved in a few month before the first episode started.
He was 12-13-ish when he moved in.
>>84633707
I think she'd have one too many homes to clean, unless she teaches Steven to clean his own home.
>>84633593
fucking kek
>>84633727
somehow, I 'd like to thank Steven Universe for this.
>>84633676
Dude, the american school system's shit.
it'd crush a happy go lucky kid like Steven into a miserable poser like Lars because he's not "normal"
Plus, sending him to school opens up a huge can of worms in the forms of questions and there being a high possibility of his emotion based powers possibly hurting fellow students
>>84633741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1eVBs7hC4WHAT WE REALLY ARE!
>>84633741
It could be that Steven moved in with the Gems when he was around 8 but the show starts when he's 11/12, taking place a few years after this.
>>84633702
>implying he wouldn't preform the guitar solo fromthe aqua teen movie.
>>84630163
I'm pretty sure that one of the crewniverse members has officially stated that Steven is a savant.
>>84633690
Awh shit nigga you're gonna make it.
>>84633794
WAKE ME UPwhen it's over.
>>84633725
yeah forgive me if I don't bother trusting a poorly written article that at best supports your theory in passing and probably was reading massively into an off handed comment in the episode to reach that conclusion about Homeworld anyway
that also doesn't charge any of the reasons your theory is stupid
who is ready for Amedot tonight?
>>84633856
I'm ready for it to be over
Reminder that Steven has superstrength.
>>84633827
>yeah forgive me if I don't bother trusting a poorly written article that at best supports your theory in passing and probably was reading massively into an off handed comment in the episode to reach that conclusion about Homeworld anyway
Well, we will have confirmation in 10 hours.
>that also doesn't charge any of the reasons your theory is stupid
HW decide to blow Earth AFTER it fails as a viable colony. They literally CAN'T use Earth now.
How would you have Greg save the Universe from the HW Gems?
After a tearful goodbye Steven uses the Galaxy Warp to sends Greg into the Warp Way where he uses his sick guitar and modified Wailing Stone(s) to shred the Warp apart with a sonic blast that shatters the incoming HW Army and stops them from ever coming back.
That's how I'd like him to go out.
>>84633856
Friends with benefits at best. Peri needs someone that complements her powers
>>84633356
SEE?!
I WAS RIGHT!
ROSE IS EVIL!!!
>>84633890
He won't.
And Steven is a better musician than Greg.
>>84630669
>Such lust for a clod
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>84630423
>lapisxjasper
Are you serious? Why would the writers promote this kind of relationship? Jasper was added to the show primarily as a foil to Steven and the gems, and ultimately was used to demonstrate an abusive relationship between she and lapis. What kind of message would be shown if Lapis and Jasper came back together?
>>84633884
why can't they use Earth now? Its like 5 gems trying to stop them?
I mean they sent 3 gems and a ship and that was enough to take them down, they just didn't properly imprison them and ended up letting them loose on the ship so it not like it would be hard for a serious military force to retake Earth and if its all so important as you claim they probably would have done this a long time ago
>>84633934
>>84631397
Telling by glass and garnish type, he has been chugging Manhattans.
>>84633676
How is that even remotely edgy? Some kids just learn differently to others, which is something that most public school curricula doesn't take into account.
>>84633954
wouldn't 13-14 Manhattans fucking kill you?
>>84633941
Earth wad scheduled for destruction by the Cluster.
>>84633940
redemption
besides Lapis was far more abusive of Jasper than the other way, Jasper was just kinda mean, Lapis imprisoned and tortured Jasper basically.
besides someone has to epicly save Lapis from Bismuth
>>84633941
>why can't they use Earth now?
Possibly because of corruption bomb? Maybe all gems who is made on Earth after it will be corrupted?
I don't know why they can't do it, but since Peridot ststes that Earth is not viable - they can't.
>>84633969
Nah, he's a former rocker. He'd have a liver of steel.
>>84633973
and why would they have planted it there at all if Earth was so important?
like your whole theory centers around Earth being important to Homeworld when it clearly isn't, the only importance actually seems to be Yellow Diamond having a grudge against it.
>>84633969
He's Greg Fucking universe.
>>84633999
>Possibly because of corruption bomb? Maybe all gems who is made on Earth after it will be corrupted?
Upside down Satan is right, which would explain why Amethyst is only half sized.
Burgers?
>>84634017
People are petty like that Anon, never forget that.
>>84634027
But not why Lapis is unchanged? The bomb only affected those who were without physical form at the time, Amy being included
>>84634054
Such strange annunciation. Said it just like an alien would.
I wonder how many takes it took.
>>84634062
*with physical form
>>84634017
Post war, they had the shards required to make it.
>autismdot is a metalbender
this is the most retarded plot point i've ever heard
>>84634128
I mean, technicians and tinkerers that can shape metal. Makes sense.
>>84631457
I really doubt they'll ever expand too much on ruby and sapphires relationship, because seeing as Garnet already exists, we know how it ends.
>>84634128
SHE WILL FIND AVATAR AND X-MEN COMICS ONLINE
SHE WILL COSPLAY MAGNETO
SHE WILL ATTEND EVERY COMICCON WITH THAT COSPLAY
>>84634128
pretty much
even if its true, I have a feeling that describing her as a metalbender is gonna be no where close to what was actually going on, not that I trust this article like at all
>>84633690Omedatou!
>and don't forget moooo~m
awkward
>>84634128
Will she metalbend a propeller out of the scrap and fly on it?
>>84634054
>Homeworld calls for pearlwork, and we answer
damn better waste this image limit
Good jorb
>>84634168
It'll probably work just like Lapis's powers, just with metal. Metal wings SOON
NEW THREAD!!!
>>84634327
>>84634327
>>84634327