Paranatural

>>84603615
Just fuck already.

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>>84603615
>Jabronies

>>84603615
>It's not like I like you or anything

>>84603615
Wow Zack. I know you're on the socially progressive side of things...but I didn't expect you to break out with THIS.

Also: I kinda miss Team LightningRod now. :(

JUST FUCK ALREADY

That thing in the lower left corner is really freaking me out.

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>mfw I'm actually seeing the beginnings of a new ship

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>>84604184
Lol. Paranatural has been really light on spirits lately.

Hopefully this inspires lots of Isabel and Spender porn

>paranatural-jump
Wew lad Zack. Settle it all down.

>>84604167
Yes, I agree. I miss actual story too. Things used to be super snappy and fun.

good thing she carries an umbrella cause it's clearly pouring in her panties right now

>>84604522
>>84603898
I hereby name this Isabel x Spender pairing...
Bellender.

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Once again Zack rips off an anime

>>84605153
>everything is from anime. concern and worry only exist in anime. tough girls only exist in anime. anything that has ever existed has been ripped off from an anime

>>84605244
You can't deny this is textbook anime dialogue.

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>>84604760

>>84605244
I mean it is really anime.

JUST
FUCK
ALREADY

>>84603615
>inb4 Ten weeks of them arguing and being tsundere to each other.

>>84605903
>inb4 10 weeks and only a handful of updates.

>>84603615
>They're STILL in the dodgeball chapter

>>84606677
He really should have made it a new chapter, after the game ended, or at least done something to differentiate it from the next 4 years before he finishes this story arc.

>>84603615
Am I reading an anime?

>>84606979
Where were you the last five chapters?

>>84607004
I guess it was anime before too, but it's never felt as much like anime as it does now.

>>84603615
Just fuck already!

>>84607004

>Where were you the last five chapters?

This comic began on April 30th 2011, I turned 18 that month, my entire adult life can be measured in how far into his first week of school Max is.

>>84607083
A nice metaphor

>got a warning for the image I posted in the last thread

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>>84607097
>"Granddad how old were you when you met Grandmother?"
>"I believe it was Thursday... Yes, Max had just gone to the gym to play hitball, those were dark days my child."

>>84607158
kek

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>can't remember when or how he was injured since this the last 24 hours in the comic has taken literal months to come into fruition.
Was it the train incident?

>>84607200
You're just stupid. It was a pretty significant injury.

>>84607251
>go through the archives
>it happened in 2014
Nah.
Fuck you and eat shit.

>>84607295
If you didn't have the brain of a goldfish then you wouldn't have to go through the archive.

>>84607134
But you censored it!

Mods are prudes.

>>84604760
Ed cant catch a break

>>84607200
It was the fight with Forge. I only remember this because I started reading in 2015 and read it all at once.

>>84607134
What did you post?

>>84604760
>Bellender
You know I feel like I should have been able to have seen this one coming. And I don't actually hate this.

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>>84608114
They posted some drawing of Max [pic related] Johnny in the gym.

I certainly wasn't expecting to see that.

>>84608949
Ah... Well that's sadly understandable.

>>84603615
jesus fuck, when was the last time something happened in this comic?
I feel like hitball ended forever ago but I'm trying to think back to the events that led up to where we are and all I can remember is hitball

>>84603615
Yep, that's how children speak with adults. Defenitly

>>84603615
>some other Paranatural-related comics
Ah yes, back when the comic was titled "Paranatural (and other stories)" or something...and it was A LONG TIME ago.

>>84609080
>I feel like hitball ended forever ago but I'm trying to think back to the events that led up to where we are and all I can remember is hitball
Hitball itself happened for its own end outta no where, Hijack was actually pretty similar.

>>84609013
I censored it!

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>>84603615
UNF

>>84607295
Did it really happen in 2014?

Jesus christ where has the time gone

>>84609801
Censor or not, it's faggotry. If it was a straight ship, nothing would have happened.

>>84610655
Mods are homophobes confirmed seriously though, there censored straight porn always being posted, but they don't get deleted and warned/banned. You can't even argue that it's because it's shota, because people post cropped Gwen porn too and those aren't deleted either.

>>84610689
Next time draw a good and traditional straight pairing. Also cut your hair, get a job and stop being a fag.

>>84603615

are they gonna fug, /co/?

>>84610689
Bellender next please.

>>84611543
We will have smut soon enough.

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No comment on the fact that Zack is missing the next two updates?

This scene feels REALLY forced.

It's painful.

Why am I still reading this garbage.

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>>84613708

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July 8th 2013

That was the last time we saw these guys

>>84603615
this is legit actually kind of a hot pairing

especially because I'm pretty sure the loli will be the dominate one.

>>84613666
Does that really count as news anymore? At least it isn't his wrist this time, the guy must have the joints of a 90yr old.

>>84613666
just
>>84606310
I think we're desensitised to it, you can only be let down so many times.

That said, fuck zack, fuck his stupid excuses. He makes more than enough on patreon that he has no reason not to make a buffer, he makes so many bullsit extra projects and comics for his friends, I wish he'd just man up and tell us he's gonna be inconsistent because he's a lazy shit rather than claiming things like writers block and sore wrist.

>>84613708
The last 3-4 updates have been one horrible dialogue with way too many stupid faces.

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>>84613794
>Paranatural used to be funny
What happened?

>>84609805
Thought that was supposed to be Jolyne until I saw the belt.

>>84614504
Zack got some sjw pussy

>>84609247
I do remember that.

>>84610689
Appeal to what the mods like and they won't care if you break the rules.

>>84613666
We're getting more Supernormal type stuff or something so I'm not mad. You'd just complain if they were regular pages anyway.

>>84614287
His reason not to make a buffer is that that would take many months. He's already doing as much as he can and can barely get a page out each week so he'd have to take a very long time off to get a buffer made and it probably wouldn't last.

>>84603960
Jabronies is a good word

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>>84609087
Spender barely counts as an adult.

>>84603615
>gradient background replaced by literal scribble.

>>84616545
Not replaced. The scribble is just added which makes the panels its used on really melodramatic I feel. I feel like something like that should only be used for something really tense and serious.

>>84613785
l-lewd

>>84607134
>>84609801
Mods were probably sick of the recent Max/Johnny mania on Tumblr that they used their authority for this sorta thing to vent out their anger, probably.

>>84607200
He got a huge metal footprint burned into his chest, it's pretty memorable.

>>84613794
I really miss those noses

back then I wasn't sure if I liked them, but now I can't help but remember them fondly

>>84609087
She knew him as a teenager. She probably thinks of him more like a big brother than a teacher or an adult.

>>84621084
They're 14 years apart, I don't think they'd remember his teenage years.

>>84622294
She could conceivably remember the tail end of them anyway. I doubt he got any less nerdy and awkward that entire time, or afterwards, so it's like remembering the whole thing.

>>84622294
An old teenager is basically an adult to a young preteen. She's always seen him as the super cool older guy.

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>>84622737
>super cool

>>84614287
To be fair, I've only seen the writer's block excuse once. Not that it's any better than the wrist.

>>84624561
It's not. Wrist is better because it's an actual problem.

>>84624543
Her view of him is skewed significantly because of the nature of their relationship. He doesn't need to be such to be seen as such.

>>84624561
Actual health issues are legitimate reasons to miss updates. It's hard to be understanding, though, when you feel like he would have missed those updates anyway. It's obvious the comic isn't a priority for him.

>>84624970
I know, I was just craving to post that image.