/sug/ Steven Universe General

>>84595299
/sug/ is a mistake

>>84595299
>[YouTube] Don't Cost Nothin' | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network
>[YouTube] Koala vs Sloth | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network
>[YouTube] The Dondai Supremo | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network
>[YouTube] Everything's Changing | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network
>[YouTube] The Bazzzillionaire | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network
>[YouTube] Cartoon Network - Steven Universe - Summer Adventures Promo (Long Version)
>[YouTube] Steven Universe | Short Promo #01 (June 2016) [HD] (embed)
>[YouTube] Steven Universe | Short Promo #02 (June 2016) [HD] (embed)
>[YouTube] Steven Universe | Too Short to Ride (Short Promo #2) [HD] (embed)
>[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu (embed)

How hard is it

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Greg the Babysitter will be a flashback episode

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4th for best ship

>>84595299
delete this thread and make an actually functional OP

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>>84595299
>OP fucked up the links

I missed you /sug/

>>84595347
It's just like old times, isn't it?

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Just give her back

>>84595395
Well you've got a point

Feels good to be back

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Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves much more

We're finally back!

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>>84595407
Real Talk, anon.
it is good to be back.

I'm just waiting for the thread to be deleted just like the first few generals every other time we've come back.

Do it mod.
Pull the trigger.

Post giant women!

we're back

>Can't download the episodes because Mega is not allowing it

fuck this day, someone please upload to dailymotion or something

I feel like shoving a knife in my stomach.

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>>84595439
We have a running show now though

>>84595441
Okay

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>>84595441

>>84595388
non-retarded OP for future reference

>Today's episodes: Steven Floats and Drop Beat Dad:https://mega.nz/#!Xtl0zLpA!ET4Qv3dSCOXKoGqFrrfv45GcqvmKApNEvh17Ra-5580
>2-min clips and screenshots
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=33#post17884894
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzj0JkM9InYk-NbsEc-kASw/videos

>CN 1-min previews
https://youtu.be/BsI1Hr-k66M
https://youtu.be/FPr58uGFcZ8
https://youtu.be/aUxvWIndSTw

>Steven’s Summer Adventure to run every weeknight for 4 weeks, beginning with Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad on July 18
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/754129006249775104
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE

>Short clips
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U

>SDCC hosting Steven Universe panel on July 22
http://sdccblog.com/2016/07/cartoon-network-returns-to-san-diego-comic-con-2016/

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>>84595361
Hooray, more filler.

>>84595464
>flashbacks
>filler

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>>84595299
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>>84595454
http://theworldofstevenuniverse.blogspot.com/2009/07/01x85-steven-universe-english.html

>>84595401
Sorry, Bismuth replaced her

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>>84595464
this filler meme needs to stop

>>84595479
What do flashbacks offer besides padding?

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>>84595481
just like old times.

>>84595482
No links for all the promos

>>84595329
You are a mistake.
/trash/ inherits the will of /co/.

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>>84595487
No now fuck off

>>84595482
links were fucked up

>>84595463
is what it should be like

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I missed you /sug/, how have you been?

>>84595464
Please stay in the other thread thanks Kun.

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totally worth it for Rave MILF

>>84595496
But you just posted filler right now.

>>84595456
what's wrong anon

>>84595464
oh come on, if that synopsis doesn't set off your bullshit sensors, you haven't been paying attention. This is gonna be another "Lion won't stop sleeping in Steven's bed" situation

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I'm ready for more Crying Breakfast Friends

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>>84595502
Backstory?

>>84595526
>people find this attractive
This episode really was shit.
The next episode doesn't look any better.

>>84595502
enjoyment for non autists and non cynics

>>84595464
hooray, more shitposts

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>>84595361
OH FUCK
IS MY OLD ASS PREDICTION COMING TRUE?

I remember way back a short time after we first got these episode names, saying how I wanted Greg the Babysitter to go down.
With it being a flashback where Greg tells Steven about babysitting a young (at this point probably 5 years old or so) Sour Cream for Vidalia.
With shenanigans ensuing as he and the gems don't know how to care for a kid, and it ultimately ending with Rose and Greg calming the child to sleep and Rose deciding then and there that she wanted a baby.

Not sure how him working at the carwash fits into that, but I just feel like this is another of those "seems innocent but is actually really important" descriptions.

>>84595532
I'd fill him.

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>>84595526

>>84595563
>>84595534
>>84595519
Why do you reply? Seriously.

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First for disappointment.

>>84595484

Thanks dude

>>84595534
I bet he's just a shitposter and doesn't even watch the show

Who the hell considers We Need to Talk filler

>>84595563
So, just like Naruto filler.

>>84595502
shows that don't have fillers tend to have huge plot holes

prove me wrong

Why do people here hate peridot so fucking much? Because they don't like being pandered to? They don't like memes? Why are you on fucking 4chan if you don't like memes?

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>SoL
>Filler
Yes, is a /sug/ thread, we're back baby.

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LION AROUND

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She's in love with the world, but sometimes these feelings can be so misleading.

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>>84595566
Are you sure about that anon?

>>84595549
Post the flattest pearl you can to spite this anon.

>>84595594
Everyone considers it filler.
The only reason anyone talks about it is because of Stevonnie.

>>84595566
next episode we're probably gonna get a confrontation between greg and pearl about rose, I'm hyped
also it's the musical episode sugar's excited about

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>>84595617
That is an ugly ass pearl dude

>>84595566
>it's a, everybody has to like this episode post

>>84595605
>Why are you on fucking 4chan if you don't like memes?

>>>/reddit/

Haven't been here for a while. Did that shit posterkun dude ever come back?

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So who is ready for the week of shipping

First PearlxGreg
then AmethystxPeridot
then LarsxSadie
finally StevenxConnie

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>>84595590
I like Bismuth's design

>>84595617
God's work

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Guys, shitposter-kun is always around for the first two or /sug/ threads. Just ignore him and he'll get drowned out by actual /sug/ shitposting eventually.

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WE ARE BACK

>>84595605
They don't like it's representation.

>Small

dicks

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SO IS TOMORROW THE DAY THAT MURDERCOCK CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM?

>>84595597
Naruto filler pretty much offers no backstory. The only one I can think of that does is the ANBU Itachi filler. The Utakata filler is the only other decent one and it takes place chronologically with the other episodes.

>>84595641
>getting hyped for musical
Who cares? Greg isn't an important character anyways.

>>84595636
Hehehe. Jokes on you.

>>84595634
>he can also play piano

why is Steven a fucking musical genius?

>>84595617
This meme is somehow more powerful than last bomb.

>>84595533
I miss her, I want her to talk to me. God, I hope she comes back soon. I'm so lonely without her.

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Post rare stevens

>>84595634
Good lord this looks like the worst episode of the series yet. And that's saying something.

Wink

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>>84595655
I was always told he gets banned right before we come back.

Are you telling lies anon?

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POIL

I miss /co/sug/.

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>>84595605
is this post for real

>>84595634
>>84595684
Because bad writing.
No 14 year old plays a piano except if they were a dA OC.

>>84595684
one of his lower key super powers

>>84595684
Because he's part one of the strongest types of alien, part musician? That's like if Rose had a baby with Shaq and you asked why he can dunk.

>>84595566
I want to bang a foxy onion mom and i'm not at all ashamed.

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>mfw Marty's head starts to blind Steven

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>>84595597
>he doesn't like Naruto filler

>he reveals he watches Naruto in 2016

>>84595693
Just take a look:
>>84595716

>>84595690
Honestly, it looks like shit.
It'll just be muh feels instead of, you know, them saving the world.

Real talk, /sug/
This episode was great. Real talk.
I just feel the need to real talk about this episode.

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This picture will never not be funny

>>84595687
I hope she comes back too

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>>84595725
Fit me 1v1 fgt

>>84595723
I mean Steven can already dunk

having the super jump powers kinda make that easy

>>84595684
His dad was a one-man band and it's pretty obvious he taught Steven how to play guitar at least

>>84595688
>Morioh
Quartz is Unbreakable?

>>84595716
do you actually leave the basement?

>>84595730
Get better taste.

They are probably dropping this nuke because a lot of the episodes are mediocre. There is less fan disappointment if the next episode is just 24 hours away.

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Looks like its another "perl is wurst goyim" episode

>>84595646
What? No fuck you. I'm an originalfag, idiot. Memes have been on 4chan since the site was founded.

>>84595769
Why do fetish artists produce the best looking art?

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>>84595769

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>>84595775

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>>84595688

Fixed.

is Peridot still being shoehorned into every episode?

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>>84595463
>https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=33#post17884894
/sug/ was wrong. Lars isn't trans, just gay for Buck. His mom on the other hand...
>>84595585
Based Yellow Dad. Based Onion Mom.

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>10

>Million

>Dollars

just rape me up

>>84595791
This. I wouldn't be surprised if they cancelled it after the nuke.

>>84595792
hold up is she falling off the fucking building

>>84595773
I mean Steven knows how to play guitar, bass, drums and piano too.

maybe more but that's all I remember seeing his play

>>84595753
She didn't even tell me if she was leaving, man. I'm unsure if she's actually gone or if she's just ignoring me. God I hope she's just busy.

Thanks for understanding my woe.

>>84595777
I wanna eat that vidalia onion like an apple.I had a band teacher who once said you can eat vidalia onions like apples.

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gearl or preg confirmed?

>>84595821
Of course.
This show needs to sell memes somehow.

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>>84595688
Is this artist still around? Did they ever post any updates for that dating sim they were working on.

Also I hope they make a blog soon. Or a pixiv would be better if they want a decent art site and not a lot of exposure. I want to see more Stevens from them.

>>84595823
I mean if Lars is gay then why did he try to fuck Sadie during Adventure Island

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>>84595688

>>84595846
preg

>>84595858
Because Sadie looks like a dude.

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>>84595846
>preg confirmed?
oh, there'll be SOME confirmed preg

>>84595858
Bi. Which to most people just means gay

this is it, the FINAL lion theory

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/147618510139/lion-is-a-half-gem-sort-of

>>84595846
pearl gets gregnant and steven gets a little sister who has a weird oniichan complex

Does the animation look a little jerky in this episode to you guys? Looks like there are less frames of transitions

>>84595862
Oh you're just jealous that your father didn't give you a small loan of 10 million dollars

>>84595823
>>84595858
Everyone on this show is bi unless otherwise stated (by me)

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>Guacola

>>84595463
Mega is cucking me with limited dowload, what do I do?

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PLACE YA BETS anon AKA (faithful) Rose anon here! For those who don't remember/weren't here, I made a series of polls for /sug/ over the last hiatus regarding the more interesting episode titles. This was back before any leaks outside of titles, so the predictions were made off of popular fan theories, as well as whatever else I could think of. The idea was to see how close /sug/ could get to guessing the episodes, so that the poll results could be posted later to see how we did!

No poll was made for today, seeing as how the episode title could only have gone a few ways, but I will be reposting poll results for future episodes in the /sug/ thread immediately after the talkback for that episode. Mr. Greg's up first! It's a good one.

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>>84595862
Senpai, no

>>84595894
Does this theory offer anything that hasn't been guessed a hundred times before

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>>84595906

It's good to be back

>>84595915
Jeb is a big fat mistake

>>84595846
More like yellow x blue diamond confuckingfirmed

>>84595905
It always looks that way.

Tell me that Steven isn't the biggest Mary Sue. Oh wait you fucking can't.

>>84595892
yeah Lars has such self image problems and issues with what people think of him

coming out would be like a nightmare for him

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>>84595820

ECH!

>>84595958
He's an idiot.

>>84595846
Filler confirmed.

http://b.1339.cf/taefwlu.mp4

>>84595846
>blue and yellow

what did they mean by this

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>>84595858
>Underestimating Sadie "the Oyster Chip Rapist" Miller
If Lars isn't gay he is at least into futa.

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>>84595299
>every weeknight for 4 weeks
>every
>weeknight

You best not be lying to me senpai.

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>>84595798
>Sugilite above Lapis
>Sugilite above Peridot

>>84595838
It's not too difficult to have basic skill with an instrument once you understand the basics of musical theory and practice (Granted, we don't know how well he's gonna be playing that piano though). Maybe his gem side lets him pick up skills faster than a regular human. We've seen the other Gems play random instruments like a keytar, a violin, drums, etc. so I think that's within possibility.

>>84595958
>>84595973
Steven is a literal FF.net OC given life.
But Garnet is a bigger Sue.

>>84595958
Didn't everybody hate him at first for being an annoying little shit? I'm not sure he classifies as a Mary Sue.

Would a better series for Steven to introduced Peridot to have been Thomas The Tank Engine and Friends? I mean it fits Peridot's child-like personality and autism. And she could relate more to the charaters's exaggerated, easy-to-read expressions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCnK6gkGg1U

>Cool Kids will be in The New Lars

well at least the episode won't be complete shit

>>84595968
Y'know, I never thought about it like that but you've got a point. If Lars IS bi, he'd probably be DEEP in the closet.

>>84595948
I've made this guess before, but all the evidenice is collected in one place, and there is a metric fuckton

>>84595984
Old news

>>84595984
IT'S HAPPENING

>>84595984
Even Steven think Lars is a faggot

>>84595995
Would Lars fuck a futa Sadie.

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got kind of a kid goku vibe from this ep

>>84596022
>I've made this guess before
Yeah you and half the fucking fandom

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>>84595856
All I have by them

>>84596045
Steven vs Vegeta when?

>>84595694
I NEED MORE TUX PEARL!

STAT!

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>>84595823
So Steven takes over Lars' body? That's why he's wearing a shirt without an undershirt and heart-shaped ear gauges.

He looks too smiley. And then he goes to Sadie's place?

I'm really curious about this episode.

>>84595995
>futa
Or at the very least, sexy dolls/mannequins.

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So, not sure if it means anything, but have we discussed the new timeline marker we got?

Marty apparently left 9 years ago, minimum.

Going with the assumption that SC is at least 16, as he seems around Kiki's age and she can drive, that means SC was around 7 years old when Steven was born.

SEVEN. Rose and Greg lived together for a minimum of seven years before they had Steven.
That shit is crazy.

Haven't seen the episode yet.
How did Marty react to Steven?

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>>84595984
>Steven is a disgusting shippingfag

>>84596006
garnet's not a mary sue
She's inherently more powerful because she's a fusion of two weak gems
So it's like if pearl and amethyst were around 100pts, both Ruby and Sapphire would be 75pts and 95pts, and together they would be 170

or something like that

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>>84596057
w-well okay

>>84596061
>So Steven takes over Lars' body
Citation please

>>84596061
Wow the implications are not good

>>84596069
Rose and Greg could have easily broken up during that time.

>>84596056
Steven vs JASPER when.
FTFY

>>84596051
is Gregg part Greek and transfered those genes to Steven?

>Steven floats when he's happy and falls when he's sad
aside from being predictable as all fuck, this makes so little sense. Are you telling me garnet couldn't just grab him and tug him down? or.. tug him somewhere else? amethyst couldnt turn into a giant hawk and carry him down? does this mean he's downright invincible in a fight as long as he floats up there? he's the air equivalent of The Blob? the immovable object?

>>84596075
"Damn nigga, you strong as fuck!"
I'm paraphrasing of course.

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>>84596061
>This shit just got confirmed thanks to >>84595984

>>84596047
and what exactly did ypu think the guess was?

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the mystery minis have started appearing in stores on both coasts! if you're interested, i would suggest checking out your local gamestops and/or hot topics tomorrow, esp if there's an exclusive you want.

this picture in particular alerted me about two new exclusive figures, Rose wearing the Mr. Universe shirt, and GitD Lion. which brings our total amount to 21 figures in this line!

1. Steven (Hot Topic Exclusive)
2. Steven with shield
3. Steven showing gem
4. Steven w/ Big Donut shirt (Gamestop Exclusive)
5. Garnet
6. Garnet with gauntlets
7. Pearl
8. Pearl with spear
9. Amethyst
10. Amethyst with whip (Hot Topic Exclusive)
11. Amethyst shapeshifted as Steven
12. Rose Quartz
13. Rose Quartz w/ Mr. Universe shirt (Gamestop exclusive)
14. Greg
15. Lion
16. Glow in the Dark Lion (Gamestop Exclusive)
17. Connie
18. Peridot
19. Lapis Lazuli
20. Glow in the Dark Lapis Lazuli (Hot Topic Exclusive)
21. Onion

If any other exclusives show up, I'll be sure to update!

>>84595617

I'm so happy to see you, anon. I fucking love you.

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>>84596061
>steven fucks sadie in lars boy

>>84596069
greg is a manlet :^______)

>>84596088
nah, it's his opinion. I don't care if someone doesn't like what I like.

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>>84596069
>>84596092
Whoops, never mind, I'm retarded.
Steven's 14, so at most it'd be two years.
The 9 years thing really doesn't mean much to the overall timeline I guess. Unless Greg the Babysitter gives us something new.

>>84596075
He goes
>JEEZ, what is greg feeding that kid?!

>>84596127
Please stop shilling shitty SU merch.
SU is dead marketing wise.

>>84595718
didn't rebecca mention that he had perfect pitch at one point

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>>84595481
At least post the right anime reference retard.

>>84596119
EXCUSE ME!?
HOW MANY MORE POWERS WILL THIS LITTLE SHIT OF A GEM GET!?

>>84595631

tbf, the world is in love with her.

>>84596123
That Lion is Greg's old cat + a Gem, nearly always PD or her Pearl

>>84596127
Pearl looks so weird without a nose...

>>84596155
No, that was Garnet.
Sugar fucking loves Garnet.

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>>84596085
Pearl is best gem.

She looks cute in that tux. CUTE!

And she is also very nice.

I WANT TO CUDDLE THAT GEM AND FALL ASLEEP AGAINST HER!

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>>84595688

>>84596088
Not really, but the excessive use of maymays is mildly annoying.

>>84596174
point me to one other person with that theory

>>84595299
Yes finally back home

>>84596088
Wow, the guy really hates this.
Bad for him.

>>84596061
More like Steven Shapeshifted into Lars. Also what's with all the spoiler images? I always try not to spoil a lot of episodes because they're literally 11 min so there's no need to know ahead of time.

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>>84596088
>Cherry-picking
topkek

>>84596181
>No, that was Garnet.
No it was Steven

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>>84596186

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>>84596182
>cuddling with a stick

no

>>84596141
>Not being a mindless /sug/ zombie like the rest of us.

Fucking kill yourself.

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Martydemption was a lie.

>>84596090
It's obviously just a guess based off Steven's ability to take over a watermelon steven through dream-state.

Maybe it works on all living things.

Does this image look like Lars being Lars to you?

And in the other images at the end it shows Lars in Steven's room.

>the last episode I saw was the one before the hospital

How much stuff have I missed?

>>84596088
I know like a bunch of people who shit on SU with even more well put together arguments. I'm pretty numb to it, really.

>>84596213
Did Martyfags honestly think he wouldn't be a piece of shit?

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>>84596061
>tfw Body possession is my fetish
Pls no

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I totally forgot there were supposed to be new episodes starting today
What's happening to me?

>>84595820
Is that you, JonTron? What the fuck are you doing here!? Get out while you still can!

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>>84596127
>One of the variants is Rose.

WHELP. Looks like I'm going to be buying from Gamestop. These are surprisingly good looking IRL.

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>GuaCola
-Made from concentrate
-3 avocados in every can
-Onion approved
Why aren't you drinking it?

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>>84595846
If this is indeed Greg and Pearl, I imagine /sug/ will be exploding tomorrow.

But, even better, IMAGINE TUMBLR.
Imagine all of the pained squeals of the pigs as the proud lesbian bird embraces bisexuality and kisses the hetero old man.

>>84596213
>salesman of the tastiest energy drink ever.
>not redeemed.
I don't know what more you want from him

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>a concert for ants

Fucking hell the memes were on point

>>84596223
Jasper is fucking dead, Peri and Lapis are with the CGs now

>>84596088
His opinion, and spamming memes.

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1080p uploads when?

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>>84596213
its kind of a shame

at least Marty isn't incompetent at business anymore though

I had kinda been hoping he would show up and be a good guy now, help Sour Cream's carrier and then cunt Yellowtail before he left with Sour Cream leaving Vidalia with another kid

where's the new ep

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This is the blue gem.

>>84596189
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/co.trash/text/lion%20greg*%20cat/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChsCb6ZQZ1I
>this is a general fan theory

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>>84596213
>ever liking Marty

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>>84595634
>>84595792
>>84595846
Where the fuck are these from

man, I did not see sour cream's dad thing coming. at all.

>>84596223
Damn anon time to catch up. Like really catch up

>>84596223
a lot

I hope you like Peridot because there is a lot of her that you missed

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>>84596127
>have to go to gamestop or hot topics to get it
fuck me. i guess i`m going to hot topic after a decade of avoiding it like the plague. is it as cancerous as it was in the 2000s?

>>84596088
He's cherry picking.

Y'know. If Marty had just said "The company I work for sponsors Guacola and so I'm going to say your concert is sponsored by Guacola so that we can afford this stage and equipment, everything would've been fine. For a skeevy businessman, Marty's really bad at convincing people using selective disinformation.

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>>84596088
>Making a 30 minute video on why he hates a children's show

I don't really give a fuck if someone doesn't like something I don't like, but a half hour video bashing a kids show? What a faggot.

>>84596306
nah who likes marty
just wasn't expecting this show to actually give us an irredeemable character

>>84595679
Put up your fucking dukes mate.

>>84596268
>this level of paranoia

consider cyanide

>>84596307
L E A K S

>>84596283
Yeah. For many of those points, you want to doubt if he ever watched cartoons.
>story begins with a problem
>problem gets resolved
>this is a repetetive formula in SU
And not, you know, the basic requirement of having a plot.

>>84595457
>We have a running show now though
doesnt stop them deleting sveg

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>>84596207
Pearl is better than you!

oh oh ohhhh oh oh

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>>84596258
It killed Ian

>>84596213
Don't give up hope just yet. If they follow the typical cartoon cliches, in a future episode they'll ham-fist his redemption because storyline

>>84596290
sorry but we can't have womanizers being turned into good people
evil invaders and potential child muderers, yes.
people that think of women like objects? worse than the devil.

>>84596245
Gettin' some serious Mojo-Jojo vibes from this pic.

>>84596061
If this is the case, I want Steven to lose his (mental) virginity, weeping through Lars's eyes as Sadie drags him deeper into that dwarf cunt.

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>>84596127
>Glow in the dark Lapis

>>84596271
I wonder what the ants are like in Jersey

>>84596335
Did you watch the video? Or did you simply click on it and get triggered?

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>>84596213
>martydemption
>after they showed this scene

yeah...nah that`s not happening

>>84596322
Oh yeah. Maybe even worse now with all the MLP, Adventure Time, Homestuck, and meme merch,

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>>84596127
>gamestop

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so best total crack ship?

or best total crack ship?

>>84596345
I don't watch YT vids, did he really say that?

That literally the basis of plots.

Rising action, climax and falling action.

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>>84596343
W H E R E
H
E
R
E W H E R

>>84596349
NOW HOW IS KNOCKFORCE GOING TO GO ON

>>84596355
oh boy

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>>84596395
Grasper is better

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>>84596366
>you`ll always find her in the bottom of the sea now

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>>84596346
I mean they've been hiatus for a while too

>>84596347
I haven't attempted murder of my child charge more than once and raped my friend multiple times

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WHY IS STEVEN SO STRONG?
I

>>84596127
How much are they?
For each figure?

>>84596296
The former one was me

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Pearl succumbing to corruption and being killed by Steven episode when?

>>84596258
I would if I had the chance, desu.

>>84596349
That makes it even better.

>>84596381
not him and didn't watch it

but how could I take anything titled as "Rapeyuniverse" seriously?

>>84596381
I just think he could've summarized his points in 10 minutes or less.

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>>84596399
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

page 33 and page 34 for all of the leaks your welcome : ^ )

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>>84596391
fuck that noise. i`ll just get it at a local convention or something.

>>84596391
They still sell those near you? All that stuff has long since been chucked from the clearance bins near where I live, excluding memes, FNAF, and Pokemon.

>>84596127
>gamestop or hot topic

But neither of those are close to me and I have no car, fuck

>>84596418
If you're looking for me. You'd better check under the sea. Cuz that is where you'll find me.

>>84596399
http://estorrents.com/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=33
at the bottom

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ROSE WITH THE MR. UNIVERSE SHIRT HAS STAR EYES KDKSLDMD

>>84596336
eh, what's the point of having that dick around

he'd literally be a human version of Swiper

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>>84596448
>You're*
FTFY

>>84596296
also, the latte one didn't have any mechanic

>>84596434
The earliest relevant post was from March 2015

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>>84596418
F U G O F F

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>>84596355
I mean you got a good point here

the one character in steven universe (probably) that is unredeemable, and it's because of sexism

>>84596429
Because he's half alien. Just like Gohan.I bet he's gonna grow up to be a scholar.

>>84596468
estorrents is a copy paste version of kat.cr,
kat.cr is the only original and trusted site.

>>84596444
>but how could I take anything titled as "Rapeyuniverse" seriously?
You don't, this isn't meant to be taken seriously.

>>84595819
Jojo universe

>>84596472
c-cute

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>>84596349
>HE'S REACHING FOR SOMETHING

>>84596395
All of the CGs are potential victims to the murdercock

>>84596446
>I have an attention span of a four year-old.

>>84596398
Yeah he did.

Play something for me star child.

>>84596355
>>84596492
Didn't they go out of their way to stress that Peridot was essentially a homophobe

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WE'RE BACK BABY!

>>84596461
>his name is driver
>but he doesn't have a car

>>84596381
Are you implying that I have to watch a 30min tirade in its entirety when the thrust is abundantly clear in the first minute?
That amount of bitching is just ridiculous.
He obviously did not engage the material but just built up contempt over time.
Unless there is a big twist, what is the point?

>>84596496
Well in this case the overbearing mother figure(s) are on the side of fighting alien threats rather than pushing him in the academic direction

>>84596435
We can all dream, Anon.
Speaking of corruption, there haven't been that many corrupted gems lately. Maybe they rounded up all the monsters in Beach City?

>>84596381
I didn't watch the whole video, but from what I've gathered it's a 30 minute video on bashing a children's show.

>>84596476
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

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>>84596525
I kinda like how he wasn't actively hateful towards Greg and Steven, at least that was nice.

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>>84596472
I haven't been in a Gamestop in years and I'm going to have a 1/12 chance of getting this. Lord guide my wallet.

>>84596517
>I think it's reasonable to expect people to watch thirty-minute meme videos criticizing shows they like

I have better ways to waste my time, surely

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>>84596517
Are you being this retarded on purpose?

>>84596476
She's got super powers
She's no ordinary girl
She's Big Pearl

>>84596088
you made this didn't you

>>84596472
I WISH THESE HAD FUCKING NOSES BUT THAT LOOKS PRETTY NICE ANYWAY.

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>>84596516
yea but 80s Lapis is just the best

also makes no sense in canon but whatever

>>84596446
Longer videos give more shekels, though.

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>>84595688
>that jacket

We're all Stevens now

>>84596517
I could watch 3 SU eps in the time it takes me to watch that video. I already know all the flaws this show has, I still enjoy it. I don't need to watch something that probably isn't even focusing on the actual things this show is flaws on.
And if this
>>84596398
Is one of his arguments then it looks like I'm right.

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Steven Exterminatus Bingo card.

>>84596472
The money is flying out of my wallet and I don't think I want to stop it

>>84596444
Dude are you kidding me? You watch a show where magical rocks who defend the world against other magical rocks, and your excuse for not watching the video is because of the title...

Totally not a nitpick.

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>>84596428
she was misguided but is getting better!

STOP BULLYING THE PEARL!

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Would /sug/ rather fuck Lapis or Garnet in the ass?

>>84596486
the earliest one doesn't have a mechanic, like I said, and the first version of my theory came out around the same time

>>84596517
lol are you an idiot?

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>>84596271
I'm more disturbed that it perfectly fits Marty

>>84596476
Pearl is Prof. Layton
Steven is Luke
Lapis is Emmy
And Rose Quartz is the Eternal Diva

>>84596545
Just buy it on eBay. It'll be marked up, but you'll probably pay less then randomly buying figures hoping for this one.

>>84596526
no

fusion isn't a metaphor for gay relationships

>>84596349
HE DINDU NUFFIN
HE A GUD BOI

Will Steven ever get aged up? Constantly having to do a kids voice has got to be hard for his VA now.

>>84596543
i actually wanna say he has some sort of resentment towards Greg and Steven. When >>84596382 happened, he was totally referring to steven.

though he`s an old man, so i doubt he can actually do something harmful.

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