>ITT: Family friendly words that replace swearing but nobody

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Anonymous
2016-07-18 22:28:24 Post No. 84591138
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Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:28:24 Post No. 84591138 [Report]

>ITT: Family friendly words that replace swearing but nobody ever uses in real life

In my language:
>Caracoles!
>Cabeza de chorlito!

Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:43:50 Post No.84591465
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Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:43:50 Post No.84591465 [Report]

Maybe because everyone curses like a goddamn sailor in Mexico.

Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:48:37 Post No.84591587
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Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:48:37 Post No.84591587 [Report]

>>84591138
Mas que inferno!

Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:50:31 Post No.84591636
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Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:50:31 Post No.84591636 [Report]

I have never in my life hear someone unironically say "jeez".

Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:52:59 Post No.84591686
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Anonymous 2016-07-18 22:52:59 Post No.84591686 [Report]

>>84591636
It's just a mild form of "Jesus!"

Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:45:21 Post No.84595270
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:45:21 Post No.84595270 [Report]

>>84591138
Dufus

Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:48:12 Post No.84595353
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:48:12 Post No.84595353 [Report]

>>84591636
Really?

As a kid, I didn't realize it was short for "Jesus" until I said it in front of my grandma and she lost ger shit.

Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:48:42 Post No.84595374
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:50:10 Post No.84595419
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:50:10 Post No.84595419 [Report]

>>84591636
Shucks golly gee, anon.

Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:54:49 Post No.84595555
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 00:54:49 Post No.84595555 [Report]

Worst blamed thread ever. Blast you op; this tears it! Go to blazes!

Anonymous 2016-07-19 01:40:48 Post No.84596886
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 02:00:27 Post No.84597414
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 02:00:27 Post No.84597414 [Report]

cockthistle

Anonymous 2016-07-19 02:09:30 Post No.84597646
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 02:09:30 Post No.84597646 [Report]

Nobody under the age of 50 has ever said 'holy smokes' unironically.