One Month

>>84581242
Fuck yes. If this movie does well, then The Goon is guaranteed.

>>84581242
>/aco/
Fixed.

>>84581502
Yes, please.

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>>84581242
>Salma Hayek
>Edward Norton

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>>84581242
>sentient douche fingering a rat's asshole
>bagel lavash and hotdog pissing on a taco and bun.
Thanks, but I already fapped today

>>84581502
This is the only good thing that can come from this movie aside from viewer reactions.

How many idiot parents do you think will take their small children to see this film?

I wonder if even Rogen thinks this is funny.

>>84581242
The only thing I want from this is too be more successful than Ghostbusters 2016.

>>84581797

It is a fucking rule that idiot parents will take their children to see adult animated movies. Parents took their fucking kids to see South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut

>>84581830

Smoke enough weed and everything is funny

UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH

>>84581856
>Smoke enough weed and everything is funny

Maybe I'm the exception, but things become less funny when I'm stoned.

>>84581912
I really want to see those tiny animated dicks in action

>>84581912
>not hiring Ralph Bakshi for this

>>84581912

How did the MPAA even allow this?

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>If this succeeds, then we have basically proven that adult audiences have no standards and animation can become Adult Swim tier garbage with shit animation and shock "humor"
>If this fails, then there's basically no chances for good adult animation to be greenlit
Fuck me, this is the worst

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>All the kids who are going to be dragged to this by their dementia ridden grandparents and alcoholic uncles

I genuinely feel bad for them

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Why the fuck is it even called "Sausage Party"

What the fuck is a sausage party.

I've heard of a "Sausage-fest" but not a fucking party.

They're not even fucking sausages. They're clearly hot dogs.

Why not just call them fucking Weiners if you really need the dick joke. Weiners work.

Why are they fucking unrefrigerated next to the buns.

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>>84582009
This is exactly what I'm afraid of. And considering how low-brow the comedy seems to be, this is how it'll end up going. Fuck Seth Rogen.

>>84581855
At least that pile of shit is probably going to have a couple of good jokes

>>84581855
How difficult can that be?

>>84581242
>Salma Hayek
pls no, not my cute little mexi fu ;_;

>>84581855
But anon, the critics have spoken; Ghostbusters 2016 is good!

>>84582433
>she will never play WW
;________________;

>>84582455
>critics
Is that how they call the LGBT crowd now?

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>>84582455

>Fan reviews are calling it complete shit
>Official critic reviews praise it
>Almost all of them seem to focus exclusively on "these characters are women"

I'm almost tempted to see it just to seek the truth

Almost.

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>>84582496
>Official critic reviews praise it
Wouldn't surprise me of some of them are featured in this.

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>>84581912
>get's

>>84582009
Maybe it will just do incredibly average to the point it doesn't affect anything

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>>84582496
>>84582504
Y'know, it makes me really worry about how the Wonder Woman movie's gonna turn out.
That's still being made, right?

Like, the whole idea of "GRRRRL Power" is such a shallow and shitty gimmick.
And Diana is such a big target for falling into that, but she's got so much more to her.
Like, I was talking about it with my mom (50 year old woman so of course she loves bridesmaids and wants to see the new Ghostbusters), and I was explaining the balance between Bats, Supes and Wondy.
She responded saying how she didn't realize she's supposed to be put on the same level as those two. She just knew her as that goofy old show with the amazon and the lasso that made people tell the truth.
Is it possible that we'll get a movie that actually captures how Wonder Woman really acts, or are we doomed to just "HEY, IT'S A SUPERHERO WHO'S A WOMAN! 10/10!"?

>>84581242
this movie is what happens when men are allowed to make a movie.

disgusting.

>>84582678

Well the big wildcard I always bring up is Fury Road. Fury Road is about women. The main character is a woman (I honestly consider Max to be a co-star here). The villain is a villain because of what he does to women. The plot is about bringing women to safety. And in the end, the best action sequence of the movie is a bunch of old women kicking ass.

And you know what? Everyone loved it. Because it was a well made well written movie.

And yet when everyone talks shit about Ghostbusters, feminists are like "HAHA EAT SHIT FUCCBOIS JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE WOMEN DOESN'T MEAN ITS BAD."

But that's not how it works.

People hate this movie because it's an unfunny unfaithful unfeeling cash grab of a beloved film from the eighties. This is no better than the fucking Robocop remake that 5 people saw.

>>84582700
>men
>implying Rogen isn't a tranny

Mental illness is the only reasonable explanoation why that movie would ever make it further than the concept stage.

>>84582678
Nice company war, bro.

>>84582774
>trying to impersonate companywaranon

For what purpose.

>>84582678
>mistaking WW with Carol Danvers
Fucking casuals.

>>84582753
>Everyone loved it.
Uh...except for all the nerds who didn't because "WOMEN! REEEEEE!"

>>84582860
>all the nerds who didn't

It was one faggot on Return of Kings complaining about it that started it, then you got a couple of other douchebags who followed suit because reasons.

That's it, 50 people at best out of millions who loved the movie, and because of that we have to deal with everyone and their mother bringing up some MRA boycott that never happened.

>>84582927
Point being, there exists a vocal minority of movie goers who will not watch a movie if it stars, mentions, or takes a sidelong glance at women. Fuck, that's like the entire basis of all the Ghostbusters hate.

>>84583016

I think the real backlash against ghostbusters is that it just looks terrible.

Notice the real "I am not seeing this fucking movie" posting started when the first trailer came out.

>>84582496
>Official critic reviews
I hate modern critics so much. They go soft on and overpraise everything.
Last time I've listened to them I had to suffer through The Descent, an extremely obnoxious and uncreative horror movie.

In case any of you lucky fucks haven't experienced this yet
https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Sausage%20Party.pdf

Please tell me there will be a /co/ stream of Sausage Party so I don't have to pay money to see it.

>>84583016
The basis of the hate, is that not only is it yet another beloved classic of years gone by being molested for profit, it's the sheer laziness and premeditated approach of "lets just flip the gender and make "I'm a woman" jokes" that has so oblivously been applied. It's calous, shallow, agenda driven shitness made ever more clear by the vociforous and ogerwhelming response. The fact it's a feminist statement is all it has going for it so they are banging bin lids to make sure everyone hears about it and sees it, because, you don't want to be a woman hater do you, anon?

It's vacuous shit.

>>84583149
*obviously *over

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>>84583132
gg no re, Rogen

>>84581242
I'm sorry but in order to save western civilization every name on that poster has to die

>>84582496
Pirate it. Don't fucking give them money

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>>84581912
Anyone else reminded of Idiocracy

>>84582753
Here's also a matter of Immortan Joe not being pathetic. Yes, he was handicapped but he's not a pathetic unthreatening faggot like most villains in feminist media nowadays "cough Kylo Ren and Kilgrave cough". That spiced the conflict up.

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You know what's really disgusting? That cast list

>>84582496
Having seen it, I can say it's just complete mediocrity. It's not the best thing I've seen all year, and it's not the worst. By next week I won't even remember it.

I know people who actually thinks this looks good. Moot save them from their shit taste.

>>84583292
>Moot
Who?

>>84582753
>Fury Road is about women. The main character is a woman

No. The only characters with any sort of development or arc are Max and Nux. The girl squad, including Furiosa, are the supporting cast, existing to kickstart the plot and provide opportunities for the first two to develop.

>The villain is a villain because of what he does to women.

Yeah, sure, being a brutal warlord with god complex who commands a troop of of brainwashed psychopaths robbing and eslaving people and keeps unwashed masses groveling before him through holding all the technology (all of which is revealed before anything to do with women) totally does not make Joe a villain!

>The plot is about bringing women to safety.

No. That safety did not even exist. The plot is about Max getting over his trauma and gaining resolve to stand up against villainy, with a sub-plot of Nux going through a similar experiece, except replace trauma with brainwashing.

>And you know what? Everyone loved it. Because it was a well made well written movie.

It wouldn't have been well written if what you said was true.

>>84582080

Are you pretending to be retarded? You do know hot dogs are a type of sausage right?

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>>84583149
>gobbling up the most obvious bait in the history of obvious bait

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>>84582496
Don't bother. The final battle is against the Logo ghost after asking for amazing power, then the women say "All women should know this!" And shoot him in the dick

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Reminder that this movie has:

>An extended food orgy with all sorts of depravity and awkward dialogue
>A mexican rapist stereotype named El Guaco who leads the mexican food aisle. The aisle is presented as a Tijuana slum
>A Native American bottle of firewater
>A twinkie named twink who is a gay stereotype
>A french cheese who has an entire scene shouting "OH NO, THEY ARE EATING MY DICK!"
>A Box of Uncle Ben's rice who talks like a magical Negro
>A woman named "Camille Toe" who's entire point is to make jokes about women having vaginas
>A Jewish Bagel and a Middle Eastern Lavash who end of being gay for eachother.
>The Lavash murders a rabbi in the films climax
>Speaking of which, the climax is the food getting everyone high on Heroin. Which somehow allows the people to perceive them as alive. Which somehow allows the food to kill them.

It's not even funny racism. It's fucking lazy racism. It's the writers taking a bong rip and saying "WHAT IF THE BAGEL SAID "OY VEY" A LOT"

>>84583320

Jesus christ

They actually shoot the series logo in the dick.

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Still the best female Ghostbuster.

>>84583324
you forgot about the rape victim douche

>>84583016
>that's like the entire basis of all the Ghostbusters hate.

It literally isn't.

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>>84583391
Japan knows what's best.

Nice to have another reason not to watch modern Hollywood movies. The other being the Emoji Movie

>>84581242
>a sentient douche fingering a rat's asshole
Did you make that up or does this actually happen?

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>>84583320
HA HA TAKE THAT, MEN!

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>>84583473

>>84583473
it's in the script but apparently not in the final cut of the movie

>>84583528
God is dead and we have killed him.

>>84583274
>kills Han Fucking Solo
>unthreatening

>>84582455
Early reviews for Sausage Party have been very good as well, but most of them don't focus on the comedy and are more concerned with "This movie totally sticks it to the concept of religion, guys! It's pretty deep for a movie with so many weed and dick jokes".

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>>84581912
This makes me sick

>>84583584
So it really is just "We want the Family Guy crowd."

>>84583567
>Kills an old man who wasn't fighting back
>Overpowered and defeated by someone who has used the Force twice and a lightsaber never
>threatening

>>84583584

You are fucking kidding me

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>mfw a month from today the fat redneck bartender at my favorite bar will tell me Sausage Party is great because "He doesn't like to think when he watches a movie"
>mfw I'll just have to sit there and listen to him praise this steaming hunk of trash because "the cartoon characters say fuck"

I love the atmosphere of the bar. It's just that one bartender that drives me up the wall.

>>84581912
>get's
>open's
>give's
Who the fuck wrote this?

>>84583706
people on drugs

>>84581855
Wouldn't do much good, Sony produced both movies.

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>>84583665
>how dare someone have fun and like a movie!
>how dare he try and be friendly and start up a conversation with me about a movie he watched and liked
stop being a faggot

>>84584009

>"MMMM THIS SHIT YOU'RE SHOVELING ON MY PLATE IS DELICIOUS. KEEP IT COMING WAITER!"
>"Anon. You know you can get a steak"
>"FUCK OFF AUTIST I'M HAVING FUN."

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>>84584009

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>>84584061
>implying those two things are alike
>being this much of a faggot

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>>84584009

>>84584061
>I'M HAVING FUN
and this is all what matters, so really, fuck off

>>84584076
I'm not saying the movies going to be good
my point was he was acting like a dick because the guy might try and be friendly and try starting up a conversation with him about a movie that he happen to like

>>84581242
>Paul Rudd
Oh god, man, why.
Not even Ant-Man and the Wasp will save his career after this.

>>84584117
>Hey bro are you part of dat epic vape nation!?
>Stop talking to me.
>WOW I'M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE!

Anyone else think that it looks fun? DUDE WEED isn't exactly the apex of comedy but I'm sure as shit not above shamelessly crude humor, and the fact that it's animated makes it a bit of a novelty.

>>84583320
glad this movie bombed.

i have one question that has yet to be answered
was bill murray forced to play as a skeptic to the women "ghostbusters" and ended up dying trying to prove them wrong

>>84584146
What career?

I can't wait

This movie may become our version of the Bane meme.

>>84584260
Fuck Bane meme. It should be our Boku no Pico.

>>84583320
>The guy in the rubber Stay Puft suit thirty years ago looked more threatening and menacing than a ghost meant to look threatening and menacing in CG

Fuck.

One job.

The stay puft marshmallow man was meant to be a dumb gag, too. But is still almost terrifying compared to "i hit u in the sak"

>>84583391
Please god please Sony give us an Extreme Ghostbusters movie to wash the taste from our mouths

>>84583324
>A twinkie named twink who is a gay stereotype
oh great, just what we needed

>>84583629
>>84583640

No joke. A super early, unfinished version of the movie was screened a while back at SXSW (Like unfinished as in it was basically an animatic version). Variety gave it a good review.

>All of which suggests, with “Sausage Party” following “This Is the End” (which he also co-wrote with Goldberg), that Seth Rogen may be the most subversively sincere religious allegorist working in movies today. Better still, he can be pretty damn funny while spiking freewheeling zaniness with food for thought.

Full review: http://variety.com/2016/film/festivals/sausage-party-review-sxsw-1201730120/c

Here's some stuff that Rogen has said on Howard Stern about it regarding the religious stuff and Sacha Baron Cohen's thoughts on the movie.

>“Its subject matter inherently has to do with religion, so conceptually its somewhat R-rated.”

>“Sausage Party appalled him [Sacha Baron Cohen] in some ways. We brought him to a screening where we watched the hand drawn version of the movie and he could not believe it — ‘that is the single craziest fucking thing I’ve seen in my whole life’ He said, ‘Just know you’ve gotten successful enough to make the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.'”

Source: http://www.slashfilm.com/sausage-party-movie-details/

>>84582496
It was decently funny. Pacing was bad for the first half of the movie, but that's not uncommon with movies made by Feig.

Chris Hemsworth was easily the funniest thing in the whole movie. Every scene he was in was gold and he was equally funny once he got possessed

>>84584298
The sad part is, I thought the logo ghost itself looked cool. Writing in the film was cohabiting, but whoever worked on the ghost designs actually did a pretty good job

>>84583632
>while suffering from a wound inflicted by a straight wookie blaster bolt to the hip

Funny how you conveniently forget to mention the wounds he sustained prior and the conflict he has after just killing his dad in cold blood.

>>84582496
This man wrote the film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTqX9o0rhLw

Make of it as you will.

>>84584444
Witnessed

>>84582753
Didn't the grannies kinda get torn apart?
Two take out one car then get run over
Rictus tosses one off the rig
One of them gets dragged off the rig via harpoon
One gets their jugular cut with a hedge clipper. Women and men were treated as equals in that movie. Max, Joe and the warboys kicked ass and most of the women did too

>>84581912
I still stand by that this WOULD be funny if instead of animating this it's people just rubbing food on food.

Come to think of this, the whole movie would be better if it was people in purposely shitty costumes.

>>84584444
Wow yeah fuck too bad he's somehow weaker than a rank amateur who used the Force for the first time an hour ago and is now for the first time in her life wielding the ancient weapon of the Jedi that takes a lifetime to master. You'd think his training would be worth something but I guess neither one of his teachers were really worth fuck all

Good thing he murdered some old men that didn't retaliate and froze a blaster bolt and had a temper tantrum to establish how fucking intimidating he is

>>84583149
>(NOTE: This section is feeling to violent, need to scale it back. Remove shot of Brenda getting winded. Might have to make the violence a little more comical/funny)

So that is messed up, and a food orgy later in the movie is a-okay?

That sudden moment of realization halfway through that maybe, just maybe, the movie was a fucked up concept, and shouldn't exist. And yet they still decided to go through with it.

Also, those glaring spelling errors. Is this supposed to be a professional script for a movie?

Fuck, I'd torrent it, just to say that I witnessed this trainwreck

>>84581242
This movie is a double edged sword. If it's successful, we get more adult animated movies. Except they'd most likely and try to copy Sausage Party's gross out humor. If it fails, we don't get any more adult animated movies for a long time

>>84584614
so basically selecting the less of the evils
which is the second option.
we don't need trash in the theaters. women have already threw plenty of that trash in there

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>>84584403
>‘that is the single craziest fucking thing I’ve seen in my whole life’ He said, ‘Just know you’ve gotten successful enough to make the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
>"critics" are literally praising a movie for being LOLSORANDUMBXDDDD

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>>84584502
Seth Rogan in a fucking walmart hot dog costume. yes please. That would be fucking great.

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>>84584649
Not sure it's praise. Likely just an observation about Seth himself.

>>84582496
don't do it. THE ACTORS have said it sucks.

>>84584755
even the director said it wasn't that good
i think he might kill himself

>>84583350
I can't think of a better metaphor than that.

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Can Seth Rogan just fucking die from heroine overdose already so we don't have to sit through much more "Dude weed LMAO" and productions inspired by it?

>>84584755
>>84584771
Wait what the fuck? This sounds hilarious, any links?

>>84584721
Given that they're calling it "Pretty damn funny" with reference to both Rogen and the movie, I'd say that's pretty blatant praise.

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>>84584810
I just don't want to believe this is possible.
I fear the coming age.

>>84583629
>>84583640
>>84584403
>>84584649
>>84584721
>>84584854

Here's more. A positive and spoiler filled review from The Hollywood Reporter that is summed up with...
>Foodstuffs, metaphysics and a heap of raunchy action add up to something surprisingly hilarious.

Source: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/sausage-party-sxsw-review-875703

There's also a Cartoon Brew article that's filled with audience reactions in embedded Tweets.

>SAUSAGE PARTY is an existential, vulgar comedy about food wanting to screw ferociously. I liked it. And that scares me. #SXSW

>I am still tearing up thinking of SAUSAGE PARTY gags. The PRIVATE RYAN bit might be my favorite scene of the year right now #sxsw

>Can't say Sausage Party was the best film of #SXSW, but it was definitely the most fun I've had in a screening at the fest.

>Just saw a work in progress of the film "Sausage Party" and all I can say is, it was comedically...interesting. Very funny! #sethrogen #SXSW

>Well, there has never been an animated movie anything like SAUSAGE PARTY. Starts feeling one-joke, ends in a brilliant, uh, climax. #SXSW

>If Deadpool changed the R-rated superhero game, Sausage Party changes the R-rated animated-movie game #sxsw

>Sausage Party was AMAZING. Never heard an audience laugh so hard. Seth Rogen & other crew/cast doing Q&A now. #SXSW

>SAUSAGE PARTY is incredibly funny, filthy, insane, ambitious and it blew the roof off #SXSW

>It took 17 years but SAUSAGE PARTY is finally the R-rated smart and crazy animated comedy we've wanted since the SOUTH PARK movie. #SXSW

>SAUSAGE PARTY: TOY STORY by way of R. Crumb. Example of the anthropomorphized humor: "God hates figs." #SXSW

>Oh my god. @sausage_party was the most outrageous, hilarious, ridiculous, insane, dirty, crazy movie ever. #SXSW @Sethrogen #dead

Source: http://www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film/sausage-party-just-blew-roof-off-sxsw-red-band-trailer-released-137978.html

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>>84584997
It's like all of my nightmares come true.
I don't understand how it could become like this.
Maybe there are good jokes sprinkled in?
I don't know.
Help.

>>84584997
Honestly, I'm looking forward to it. I've liked every Seth Rogen movie I've seen.

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>>84581242
I actually saw the whole movie in theaters.

SPOILERS:

It greatly differs from the script, the Orgy is actually put in the end, and The Douche instead of fingering Rat's instead sucks the juices out of other products. There's also some shitty ending where they all discover they're a cartoon at the very end, but I think they'll take that out considering nobody in the focus group thought it was that clever.

Also, that Orgy in the script is FAR bigger in the movie. The whole fucking theater was losing their minds, it got insane.

>>84581502
HELL YEAH, FUCKING HYPE FOR THE GOON.

>>84585151
please go on

is the orgy between all food products?

>>84585151
Anon, I don't give a rats ass for Rogen or Family Guy level "humor" but we do have spoiler tags here for a reason. Ctrl-S is your friend.

>>84585192
Yes, it's the grand finale of the whole film. At first I thought it was just going to be between the Sausages and the Buns, but then everybody gets involved. Firewater, Twink The Twinkie, and a box of Gritz are pretty high and start ass fucking each other. A group of lettuce of whatever are fingering a block of moldy cheese and start smelling their fingers. A piece of gum in a wheelchair starts getting his cock stroked by some wine-bottles. Frank is used as a Strap-On and plundered through the Bun, Bagel, and starts sucking the Lavash's dick. The Bagels eats the Lavash's ass.

I could go on, but I feel like I've already said too much.

>>84585216
I apologize, it forgot to use them.

>>84585216
Oh no he spoiled the amazing writing of Sausage Party.

>>84581242
Yada, I don't want to.
Will it be as bad as the YLYL banana?

>>84583706
meme's

The whole movie was pretty funny, it's pretty thin in terms of it's main villian's role.

>>84584684
>>84584721
>>84584854
>>84585087

The fuck is with the Space Jam images?

>>84585327
Way to miss the point, you daft cunt.

The only ones ITT that act like they care about this pile of puke are obvious shills, but I'd be rather annoyed getting prescreening spoiled on something I was actually looking forward to.

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>>84585294

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>>84585294
well fuck I'm starting to get sad that I don't even get the chance to watch this disaster in cinemas

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>>84585294

>>84585431
Way to miss the point, you daft cunt.

If you were looking forward to this you deserve to have it ruined.

>>84585514
Why is that? Is it because I spoiled it?

>>84585563
country I live in won't show it
so I don't care if you spoiler every second for me, I have no choice but to watch shitty camrips anyway

>>84585151

And why should we believe you? I'm serious. Can you explain in any way how you saw this movie?

Because frankly, I have no reason to believe you.

>>84585588
What country do I have to thank for this?

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>>84585294
I'm not even remotely curious enough to see this with my own eyes

Could this be the end of animation?

>>84583391
Zone when?

>>84585632
This how the world ends. Not with a bang but with Seth Rogan's food fetish film.

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>>84585413
Anon probably just discovered it?

>>84585602
I got the tickets through a friend who received the invitation through Fandango, saw the movie along with other friends in a pre-screening event at Cinemark.

They needed people ages 17-39, and had us all write down on these forms of what we thought of the movie. I was randomly chosen along with my friend to be apart of the focus group at at the end, and we all talked about it with some asshole in purple loafers. They had cameras and microphones all over the theater so they could record our reactions.

The didn't want ANY coverage of the film, and they made it pretty clear on the wavier they had us sign when we were in line.

>>84584173
saw a youtube review claiming this had happened.

can't really blame the movie personally. I think Bill just likes playing characters that die in movies. Remember in that zombie flick when he died (zombieland)? Kind of like how supposedly Han Solo was supposed to perma-die when frozen but Lucas decided that wasn't kid-safe.

>>84585681
I was pretty bummed we didn't get paid, but I got a free Cinemark Ticket and bought some Ecto Cooler out of it, so whatever.

>>84585559
>intentionally misunderstanding

Oh you're one of those anons. 2/10 for the (you)s you managed to get, I suppose.

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>>84585724
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT THIS MOVIE SPOILED DESERVE TO HAVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE SPOILED.

What the fuck else do I have to say before this gets through your thick fucking skull?

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>>84585676
Fair enough. I don't particularly mind since I've dug the fuck out of Space Jam since I was a kid, it just seems a bit weird to keep posting them alongside comments that are in no way related in a thread for a Seth Rogen movie about sentient food products.

Like, I've been playing pic related recently because I've just started emulating PS1 games to go on a bit of a nostalgia trip, but I don't feel compelled to spam screenshots in an unrelated thread where I'm not even discussing it.

>>84585745
I enjoy spoilers because the more information we get the less I can imagine this shit actually being animated

>>84582678
>She responded saying how she didn't realize she's supposed to be put on the same level as those two.
Because she's not. It's SUPERMAN and BATMAN. The World's Finest? Greatest duo of all time? Wonder Woman is just a superhero.

>>84585294
this sounds like he tried to make an aristocrats joke and they took it as a serious pitch

>>84585588
What country? Has the movie been officially banned anywhere yet or does your country just have certain decency laws that you know will automatically prohibit it from being shown?

>>84585745
Due to the miniscule chance that you're just dumb and not actually trolling:

THE USE OF SPOILERS WAS NEVER ABOUT THIS SHITFEST OF A MOVIE SPECIFICALLY. SPOILERS SHOULD ALWAYS BE USED WHEN THE TOPIC IS NEW STUFF.

I don't know how to make it more clear than this.

>>84581502
The only thing that's guaranteed is more adult movies like Sausage Party.

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>>84585862
Oh god

>>84585833
just some small irrelevant european country
there's just "no official release date yet"

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>>84585294
>this is the future of adult animation
KILL ME
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>>84585919
I mean, does that sort of thing normally happen where you are? Like, do you guys get new movies a few months or so after they come out in the US?

>>84583016
Prove it.

>>84585294

So uh...what does their genitalia look like?

>>84586142
anon no

>>84584997
>The PRIVATE RYAN bit might be my favorite scene of the year right now

Oh gee, I wonder what scene from that movie they parody, I'm sure it hasn't been done a million times before

>>84586142
We mainly see their testicles.

>>84586185
Hell, they show that bit in the fucking trailers.

>>84586249
WHY DOES FOOD NEED GENITLES? ITS FUCKING FOOD!!!

>>84581242
I'm ready. For all I know, it could be okay. I liked Superbad.

>>84586307
>I liked Superbad.
Which is why I never trust /co/'s opinion on movies.

>>84586328
It's a funny movie, it's the only Rogen movie I like.

>>84586328
Superbad is one of like one of two or three good Seth Rogen films.

They're alright stoner comedies, but he's highly overrated.

>>84586364
Superbad isn't a stoner movie, though.

>>84586307
I gotta fart super bad.

>>84586354
>>84586364
>funny
Never ever.

>>84586285
>ITS FUCKING FOOD!!!
It sure is, Anon. It suuuuure is.

>>84581242
At least Rogen isn't nearly causing a world war with this movie.

>>84585602
It premiered at SXSW a few months ago, retard, and it releases in one month so other test screenings have already been out.

I've never been a big fan of Rogen's stuff. The only movie he's done that sticks out in my mind as something I really, REALLY liked was This Is The End, because they managed to do a really cool apocalyptic rapture plot with them all just being themselves and ripping the shit out of each other while trying to figure out how to survive and figure out what the fuck was going on.

It was like this cool supernatural horror wrapped around Rogen's predilection for dick jokes and pot, and that was enough to make it feel a bit more interesting on the whole.

>>84586411
That's what comedies are, they're meant to be funny. Superbad is a funny movie.

>>84586461
>they're meant to be funny
But modern comedies aren't. Unless your taste is dead.

>>84586477
How is it not funny then, in your opinion? You can't certainly be this biased towards modern comedy.

>>84582496
Reviewers calling it good usually have one to two things mentioned in the reviews
>"Mysoginist/troll/gamergate/nerd"
>"The original wasn't even that good"
The truth is a lot of them are retards who want to use the film as a political statement, if you click top critics on RT, the score fucking tanks

>>84585789
This game was my summer as a kid

>captcha believed a snake was bread

>>84586515
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Yeah, high quality humor here.

>>84582496
I was honestly surprised by the movie. It wasn't bad by any means but it certainly wasn't good either. It was just boring, they only bust one ghost throughout the entire until the end. The shitstorm surrounding the movie will be more remembered than the actual movie itself.

>>84586552
It's pretty awesome getting to play through it again. My emulator started acting like a royal prick last night though. It keeps crashing when I try to enter the "When Sam met Bunny" level where you're having a pirate ship battle with Yosemite Sam. Like, it plays the intro cutscene for the level and then once it goes to the loading screen it shits itself.

Hopefully I can find a way to remedy it soon, because I was having a ton of fun playing it.

>>84586583
Superbad isn't a stoner movie though. And there's plenty of other good modern comedies, modern comedy isn't just Rogen and Feig movies

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>>84586610
>they only bust one ghost throughout the entire until the end

>>84586633
>there's plenty of other good modern comedies
Give me a list so I can have a laugh.

>>84581242
Low Brow: The Movie

>>84586667
Not the same anon, but what would you consider to be "Modern"? Like gimme a time span to work with because I genuinely wanna see how many comedies I've enjoyed over the past whatever amount of years.

>>84586667
In Bruges
Superbad
Dope
The Big Short
Crazy Stupid Love
Moonrise Kingdom
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Shaun the Sheep: The Movie
The Cornetto Trilogy
Four Lions
What We Do in the Shadows
Seven Psychopaths
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Midnight in Paris
The Kids are All Right
Borat
The 40-year-old Virgin
Tropic Thunder
A Serious Man

That's just a few, there's plenty of good comedies out there.

>>84586120
sometimes we get them some months later, sometimes the same date
as it looks like our neighbor country speaking the same language gets a release in august as well, so I can just competely forget a release here.
which is hilarious because I can't remember the last time this happened and someone was personally completely against this movie

>>84586811
>Shaun the Sheep: The Movie and a lot of crap
Thanks for the laugh!

>>84586841
How are they crap, though? Which ones have you seen and why didn't you like them? You need to explain, man. You're making yourself look like a fool.

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>>84585413
I like space Jam.

>>84586866
In Bruges was like a bad mix of Tarantino and Neil Jordan; the plot was scarce and the characters were ridiculous.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World was, you know, pretentious hipster bullshit. As usual with Wright.
Midnight in Paris: Allen has better movies, much btter. The premise was solid but it becomes tedious; Cotillard was fine, thanks.
The Kids are All Right: OK, but only thanks to the main characters.
Borat: if you're 12 you'll like it, otherwiese forget it.

Fucking yes

I'm hyped

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>>84585151

>The whole fucking theater was losing their minds

Literally or metaphorically?

>>84586811
>Borat

Cringe is not even remotely funny.

>>84587172
What about Jew bashing and taking a rubber fist up the butt?

You know, I'm now genuinly curious what Mr.Enter's review of the movie is going to be.

Seeing how he was already disgusted by the Drawn Together movie, this will most likely cause him to get vietnam tier flashbacks.

>>84587040
Well, that's your opinion, man. I respect it. I disagree with you, I don't think Wright is pretentious seeing as he usually does parody films, I have a soft spot for dark comedy, that's why I like the ridiculousness of In Bruges, I can understand your reasoning for Midnight in Paris and The Kids are All Right, and I think Borat is good (at least from my point-of-view) because of what Cohen got away with. Again, I disagree, but I respect your opinion.

I don't understand why you'd call the rest crap if you've never seen them, though. But can we just get along.

>>84587293
>Mr.Enter
Who?

>>84587298
>he usually does parody films
He sucks on purpose, huh?
>I think Borat is good
As I said, I'll never trust 4chan when it comes to movies. Ta ta.

>>84582496
>two types of reviews.
>this is fantastic, anyone who says otherwise only hates it because misogyny.
>this is garbage, anyone who says otherwise only loves it because feminism.
Just tell me what you fucking think without whining about how evil everyone who disagrees with you is.

>>84587321
Some fag who reviews animated movies on youtube. He has an entire series called Animated Atrocities, which are moslty him nitpicking on the tiniest problems of a show or an episode. He's easily offended by anything that isn't a kid friendly cartoon.

>>84586837
Belarus?

>>84587206
I turned it off after~20 minutes because it was pure cringe. Same for Brüno.

Big Stan is from around the same time frame and it actually had some amusing jokes.

>>84587321
Some literal autist on YouTube that reviews animated shows. I've never been able to bring myself to watch a full video, but from what I understand he freaks out when something is overly sexual or "Mean Spirited".

I watched a few minutes of him reviewing that Drawn Together movie >>84587293 mentioned and I couldn't make it past the point where he started having a fucking sperg out about the opening scene when Wooldoor showed up.

>>84587293

He won't have the stomach for it

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>>84587349

Welcome to modern media critique! Who the fuck cares about quality of the work, gotta get in that sweet sweet "Us Vs. Them" mentality!

>>84587341
Well, alright. Sorry we couldn't agree.

>*passes the blunt
>HUHUHUH what if we like.. just wrote like the WORST movie we can think of and like just made it like whatever huhuh
>hahaha yeah like it just nothing but orgies hahaha
>huhuhuh yeah and like, but its like toy story or some shit huhuhuh like its kids movie but its just like cartoon food fucking each other huhuh
>hhahahaa yeah and we get like an all-star cast to do the voices. what if theyre like hotdogs to be like penises
>huhuh what

and scene

>>84587512
If it was black and white, and spoken in French, it would be foodkino.

>>84587536
Have you heard of Le Grand Bouffe?

>>84587585
Yeah. Have you heard of The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover?

>>84587040
How do you figure Wright movies are pretentious?
They tend to be fairly straight forward in terms of plot and character direction. There's not much in the way of convoluted symbolism or preaching.
He does use quite a bit of visual flair but usually just for the purpose of landing jokes or making transitions.

>>84587634
>Greenaway
Not even once.

>>84587724
Good ending, though.

>>84583565
>>84583529

>>84584173
I saw the movie, this is what happens

Bill Murray appears on a news segment as a "professional debunker" but all that happens is the news caster asks "did they really catch a gost?" to which he responds "NO LOL" rather than making an actual argument against them or seeming at all like a professional." Then after they catch the ghost at the music concert he just shows up at their HQ to say "ur frauds lol" to which Kristin Wiig responds with "o ya? heres a ghost!!!" and she releases it and it throws him out the window and he fucking dies. The police show up and its treated like a gag that they got this man killed, and I guess the police already believed in ghosts because they didn't even talk to the women, let alone treat them like suspects. The police scene lasts a whole 5 seconds anyway because its just a segue into "the evil government" plot.

>>84582009

I haven't heard anyone in real life talk about this about this movie in ANYTHING but a positive light. This movie will do fucking great.

Most people see animation as inherently childish, so the only value it has for them is when it's being subversively riske. It's a shame, but it's gonna do well.

>>84582455
>>84582496

Anon who just saw ghostubsters 2016 here. It was funny, nothing more, nothing less.

>>84588816

Okay but was it GOOD. Like a lot of shit is funny. Even in parts Freddy Got Fingered is funny. Is it GOOD?

>>84581855
It wouldn't be hard, many people reported empty theaters on opening day

I'm actually kind of sad this movie is being made before the Annoying Orange movie because everyone except AO fans will say it ripped Sausage Party off.

>>84588867
It was an entertaining comedy. My criticism is that there is nothing actually scary in this movie, and the full catchy song never plays. For that reason, it probably won't become a cultural icon like the original.
TLDR: GOOD but not GREAT.

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>>84588540
What. Who would do that. Why. Are you serious?
I need to watch this just to know what to say when people ask me why it's bad and I hate it.

I don't want to be accused of hating something for no reason like when the Karate Kid reboot came out.

>>84588985
What a strange definition of "good."

>>84587040
In what way is Wright pretentious? Is this something you say because his movies are popular but not TOO popular? Even if I were to admit Scott Pilgrim was a bit pretentious, that's more thanks to the source material then the director.
The preachiest of his movies was At World's End and that's by far the worst of the three. Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are fun movies with wonderful scene transition and memorable jokes.

>>84588540
Why did Bill Murray agree to be in this trash? Pretty sad he's this desperate for money/screentime.

>>84589115
Because the days are over when some modern directors decided he was a good actor.

>>84587718
>>84589070
A pretentious loser.

>>84589009
Anon, entertainment doesn't exist on a binary good / shit switch. It's possible for things to lean on the good side more than the shit side.

>>84589284
Life is short, so it's better to watch the best movies.

>>84589258
i'm starting to wonder if you know what that word means.

>>84589115
He didn't agree, leaked Sony emails confirmed they forced him to cameo with contract bullshit

>>84589329
Says the Borat fan.

>>84582496
Even RLM didn't like it. It's a shit movie, do not give them money

>>84589430
edgar wright had nothing to do with borat.

>>84589460
His Borat would have been fucking pretentious. And even worse than Cohen's Borat.

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>>84589115
>>84589258

He was JUST in the Jungle Book. Not sure how it performed insofar as money goes, but it was a critical darling. The dude isn't desperate for shit, he literally misses out on rolls because he doesn't have an agent and people don't know how to get in contact with him to make offers.

>>84589496
Look, I've literally never seen Borat. I'm not the guy saying it's good.
But I'm a huge fan of Edgar Wright and I want you to actually tell me what about him is pretentious.

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>>84589538
>I'm a huge fan of Edgar Wright

>>84588972
>looking forward to the Annoying Orange movie
what are you, 12?

>>84588867
It's not good

Not particularly bad, but not good. It is entirely mediocre.

>>84589514
$936,752,718, it's the third highest grossing movie of the year, right above Batman vs. Superman, no idea why, though.

>>84589538

He doesn't actually know what pretentious means and he's not going to google it just because you asked for an explanation.

And IDK about The World's End being OBVIOUSLY the worst of Wright's movies...

>>84589582
You still haven't given a reason, you just called him a hipster. Either you have evidence to back up your claim, or you're just a sheep hating something to try and fit in with /tv/

>>84589653

I mean it was a pretty alright movie, but yeah IDK either. The orchestral version of Bear Necessities was the best thing about it.

>>84589686
>>84589657
>>84589538
>you just called me
Fixed.

>>84581797
Most likely quite a lot of parents. Maybe some theaters will actually be more conscious of this, but I doubt that it would have much effect. I remember when I saw Deadpool that I saw some dumbass parent took his 6 or 7 year old kid to see the movie even though the theater had signs everywhere warning about the R rating.

>>84589728
Stop thinking you're replying to the same person, because you aren't. What's your reasoning to how he's pretentious, man?

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>>84589728
Nice try, penis lord. Quit dodging or fuck off

>>84589796
>>84589790
>penis lord
Spoken like a true Borat fan. Nice shooping too.

>>84589862
Are you getting off on this?

>>84589862
Jokes on you, I'm posting from my phone.

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>Food is talking!

>>84589862
>Borat

Never seen it, I was quoting Circumsoldier

>>84585887
Just brave through the coming storm, anon, what's at the other end could be a /co/ utopia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwiF7uSeOsQ
They've just released this toy in the UK.
And after seeing that trailer, sentient sausages piss me off.

>>84586249
No meatballs ever place themselves by a sausage for a cheap laugh at all?

>>84587145
Both

>>84584596
You mean he underestimated his adversaries because he was way too confident in his own abilities and training while also being unable to properly channel his anger in a way to make him an effective darkside user?

It's almost as if he's a novice too... Why, in fact, that's exactly what he is.

>>84590306
MORE SPOILERS!

>>84590255
Lol nope, the Bagel starts stretching the Lavash's testicles over his face.

>>84590378
>>84590352
Fuck

>>84590378
is the flashback to the 1950's still included?

>>84586773
Classic is before 1990. Modern is anything since.

>>84590444
Yeah, they do it in a very nice 2D animated segment.

>>84590378
How is that funny? How is that comedy? Seth Rogan must be stopped no matter the cost.

>>84582530

>Cinemassacre
>popular youtube channel

there is no fucking accuracy in reporting anymore...

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>>84590540
no way!

In the end, I hope the food fetishists on the internet are happy with this movie.

>>84583016
No there's not

>>84590661
Unless there is a scene of food being crushed under some fat guys foot, I'll never be happy.

>>84590768
Or all the characters are placed in a blender. Then the end.

>>84590310
Yes he's a novice. Which makes him unthreatening. Which was exactly the point of the first post that this whole conversation is about.

>>84590593
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEcan'tbestoppedHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>84583412
What

>>84591089

>2d yes 3d no

that is what the little drawings are telling you. notice the z plane on the second image.

>>84591089
2D good
3D bad

>>84591117
>>84591128
Oh

>>84590636
ye

>>84582530
It's AMAZING on how they tried to warp everything he said.

>>84584432
The problem I have with logo ghost is that it's just a blatant rehash of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Not only that, but it's not even a new design. It's just the logo with sharp teeth and a bow tie for some inexplicable reason. Also, why the fuck did Rowan have the power to "choose the form of the destructor"?

>>84587366
That last part is misleading. He is easily offended by absolutely everything including kid friendly cartoons.

Dude got offended by the fucking Horse Show before.

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>>84585294
I don't think you realize what you're doing, my curiosity is peaked right now, you've only sold more tickets, anon.

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>>84587172
>>84587383
>cringe
>pure cringe

Shut the fuck up, kid.

>>84586811
>Dope
The first half was GOAT but the rest of the movie shit the fucking bed hard.

>>84582496
I mean AVGN said it was because of how the film treated its predecessors which the entire internet twisted into, "I hate women." so.

idk.

>>84594082
>kid
>implying i'm not almost old enough to be your dad

Considering your internet toughguy act, you're probably underage B& so at 35 I could actually be your dad.

inb4
>being on 4chan when you're over 20 eeeeksdeeee

Am I the only one complimenting the animation or am I just that high on the spectrum?

>>84588972
........What Annoying Orange movie?

>>84585294

>A piece of gum in a wheelchair starts getting his cock stroked by some wine-bottles.

Some generations are known for their amazing contributions to the world. The Roman Coliseum, Mount Rushmore, etc. This will be our legacy.

>>84594776
it looks really good considering the small budget, I think

>>84594951

Don't be such an apple!

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>>84594588
>using terms like "cringe" in your mid 30s
you are all kinds of pathetic aren't you, little guy?

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When I first saw the trailer for Sausage Party I immediately knew it was a rip-off of Una Pelicula De Huevos.

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>yfw this movie

>>84583706
According to Wikipedia, the screenplay was written by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Kyle Hunter, and Ariel Shaffir.

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>>84583132
So rated R version of foodfight?

>>84595225
yo solo quiero una vida normal

>>84581912
i saw it last month this script is all true

>>84595931
Foodfight was terrible, but I can at least appreciate that I've laughed at its existence.

>>84595398
>retarded Jewish stoners
great comedy team there

>>84595398
I gotta love how Seth's the kind of faggot to jump on social justice bullshit like a real Jew and then turn around and make a film filled to the brim with unfunny racist stereotypes

Every time I hear something about this movie, I kind of want to see it just so I can see how fucked up it is.

>>84593929
And he got "depression" from the "Fluttershy toughens up and yells at everybody" episode.

Makes you wonder if he's ever actually been outside.

>>84587293
>"This movie fucking broke me."
>"If you liked this movie you're retarded."
>Needlessly loud rant about how this ruins animation
>Spends 3 minutes actually going over the plot
>Spends 25 minutes crying about how MLP is better than "adult" animation
>Develops a massive hate boner for one particular character for no real reason
>Gives death threats to Rogen
>"I hate fucking everything about this."
>"Donate to my Patreon so I can make more shitty reviews lol"

Yeah, that's probably what it's gonna be

>>84582496
RedLetterMedia is the only viable review you will ever need

>>84581797
>How many idiot parents do you think will take their small children to see this film?

Plenty. The theater I saw Deadpool at had a number of 10 and under children in it. All of who were gone by the end of the gunfight on the bridge, thank fuck.

>>84582504
>you will never be bullied by WonderLoli

>>84589959
>THE STRANGER'S PLATE THE STRANGER'S PLATE THE STRANGER'S PLATE

>>84581912

I can't follow any of this.

>>84598103
>rants about how MLP is better than adult animation
link to a video where he says something like that? I don't know who Mr Enter is but I don't think anyone can be that stupid?

>>84586610
>they only bust one ghost throughout the entire until the end

and that's why it's not titled Ghostsbusters

Sausage Party threads make me angry because of idiots who don't understand capitalism. Every single person who doesn't think this movie's success would be a good thing falls into that category.

>>84602420
Oh, I understand the benefit of it being a hit. That interview with Lord and Miller regarding a Clone High movie hinging on the success of Sausage Party explains it rather well. That still doesn't change the fact that it looks like the movie itself is gonna fucking suck.

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I feel I have missed something important about this movie, specially cause I didn't knew it existed until now.

Everybody's saying that this is a boon for adult-oriented animated programming.

The sad truth is that soccer moms are going to take their kids to this movie, ignorant of the rating, and realize far too late that it's not a children's movie.

You'll never get your Goon movie. Neither will I.

>>84590378
I thought the Lavash was supposed to die in a suicide mission, because he had only a few days left due to mold. They just scrapped that part of the story, just to have one more person in the food orgy?

>>84581242
>sentient douche fingering a rat's asshole
as terrible as this shit is going to be it almost sounds like art with it's levels of sheer scrungy awfulness

>>84584771
Evidence of this or I call bullshit. The director has shown in places like Twitter that he's up his own ass.

>>84603226
According to >>84585151 that scene was replaced with something else, although they extended the orgy.

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>>84582530
Fucking hell, I had seen Patton Oswald's, but are the rest for real? What the fuck is wrong with these people? I feel terrible for James, the dude is innocence in person, he's completely at a loss when it comes to modern age, he'd never in a million years expect this or dream about what the world had become.

>>84603068
They ditched a LOT they did in the script. Especially the whole "Aztec Ritual" scene, that shit is buried.

>>84603304
Also, for some insight, the Grand Food Orgy had an Isely Brothers song in it. I don't remember which, though.

>>84603415
The soundtrack details have been out for a while now.
http://filmmusicreporter.com/2016/07/09/sausage-party-soundtrack-details/

>>84603465
Yup, that's it alright.

Godammit, I'm getting flashbacks now.

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>>84582530
James actually had reasons why he wasn't seeing it, he explained himself completely. Either way, why do these people give a fuck about some nerd on youtube.

People will still fabricate and stretch any bit of truth they can. None of those people cared to watch the fucking video, instead they just attacked him in unison, bouncing off each other. Thinking the mob mentality was acceptable because of their forced diversity and opinions.

Jesus fucking Christ I want to kill myself. Fuck this gay earth, James didn't deserve any of this. God dammit.