ITT: /co/ characters who are DEFINITELY unct

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The Greeks didn't practice circumcision.

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>>84548024
Neither do apes

>>84548024
you don't know that

>>84547718
>hurr durr foreskin would grow back automatically

this is possibly the most retarded meme

why doesn't his umbilical and placenta grow back too?

inb4 morrison-tier shitpost argument

>>84548037
Tarzan isn't born in the jungle, dummy

>>84548061
He was also born long before circumcision was commonplace among anyone other than the Jews, and in Canada.

>>84548083
Yes he was. Pirates shipwrecked Lord Greystoke and his pregnant wife, remember?
>>84548116
>Created by Jews
>"American" Icon
>Not circumcised

>>84548116
Why assume Kryptonians have foreskin?

>>84548061
>make a shitpost
>fear shitpost arguments
maybe don't say something retarded, anon

>>84548211
I bet they have two penises

>>84548272
just two?

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>>84548316
mother fucker had a thousand god damn dicks

>>84548116
This would depend on the continuity, because sometimes Clark had superhuman durability and strength from birth and some he didn't develop till later on.

But either way I don't see the Kents as wanting to risk people finding out about him, as they didn't even take him to the doctor as a kid.

>>84547718
Definitely a bit much, but most Christian characters shouldn't be. I don't know about Asian countries and their policy on circumcision

Only Jews and stupid Americans cut the forehead skin of their youngsters.

>>84548741
I thought circumcision was an American trend and didn't have anything to do with being Christian.

>>84548866

Yes, Christians don't abide with that bullshit.

>>84548944
Except in America, where it somehow became commonplace for no reason whatsoever.

>>84548083
And? brits didnt use to do that shit.

That's a mostly murrikan thing. You idiots were enslaved by jews.

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>>84549402
>That's a mostly murrikan thing. You idiots were enslaved by jews.

What's funny is that circumcision in America wasn't even because the Jews, it was only inspired by them. Around the turn of the century we became really fucking obsessed with curbing sexual feelings and activity. So it was thought that removing the foreskin would cause young men to masturbate less since there was less nerve endings. They knew it could be done because of the Jews. The reason they used what that is was cleaner.

Mind you, this is also the age in which they thought that womens lusting could be cured with sex doctors that would vibrate the feelings out of them... yes, they invented vibrators to stop female masturbation.

That whole era in general is fucking strange though.