cereal god strikes again

>>84517706
>be me
>be Damaged
>buy this cereal
>take out bowl
>pour MILK before cereal

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Is this just abuse of power now?

>>84517706
>no crowbar marshmallows

>eating my cereal in the kitchen
>mom walks in and tells me to take out the trash
>call her a stupid bitch under my breath as I carry the bag outside

She didnt even here me haha

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>>84517960
MADMAN

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>>84517947

I wonder if it's better then the Shrek cereal I saw last night?

>>84517773
>pour cereal
>POUR ORANGE JUICE INSTEAD OF MILK
You'll never catch me, Batman!

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdQiSGb4Luw

Hey the Batman cereal for BvS was tasty as shit, so I ain't complaining

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>>84517706
>be me
>open cereal box
>take prize
>close cereal box
>eat waffles.

>>84518094
this actually confuses the hell out of me

>>84518559

Was it that one or the superman one that was chocolate and strawberry? Either way after being bitten by the Madagascar cereal I wasn't ready to be disappointed again

>>84518530
nah man, this is the thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqh7RL4Kpag

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>>84517773

>>84518530
>>84518671
Step aside losers, this is now the thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWx_sv8MH6Q
I unironically want to see Leto Joker lead a Gotham parade

This is the thread theme

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>>84518094

>>84519295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

>>84519321
No more.

>>84518671
I forgot this was a thing.

>>84519344
Wow you can see the cocaine coming right off him

>>84518671
Oh jeez this must have been pretty embarassing for Peter. This is pretty bad.

Is this real?

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>>84521266
Yes. Comic-con exclusive.

>>84521397
I knew it was too good to be at a store near me

>>84518530
>not Down with the Sickness

>>84519321
This loser has real friends, not people that wouldcall him a retard fuck.
ahhaa, loser/

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>>84518440
>TFW that is actually what your grandmother has done ever since you can remember.

>>84521508
real friends WOULD call him a retarded fuck. You can only say that kind of shit to 2 kinds of people, people you hate and people you're close enough to that they realize they're being retarded when you tell them.

>>84518622
Superman was a mild caramel crunch that was very yummy and light, and Batman was a surprisingly rich chocolate strawberry. Bats had a rather intense flavor that was delicious, but I found I couldn't eat it in as large quantities or with as much frequency as Superman.

It's kind of amazing how they described characters through flavor. Food science is black magic, but can have cool applications, I guess.

I recommend both, if you can find them.

>>84517706
I ain't eating that nigga

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>>84517773
>use a spork instead pf a spoon

>>84521716
No, Batman tasted like shit. Superman was delicious

>>84519321
Did you really have to take the picture.

>>84521774
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
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MOM'S GONNA FREAK!

>>84517773
But then it disperses and floats at the top until it gets soaked enough to sink, if the cereal's in first the top stuff weighs it down.

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>>84517773
>be damaged
>pour cereal into bowl
>remove all the marshmallows with a spoon
>eat the oats instead

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>>84521865
Anon, that's why I like to eat it that way. It's chaos, survival of the fittest.

>>84521903
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

DAMAGED
A
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G
E
D

>>84519321
Of course there would be a lot of butter on that toast.

True thread theme.
https://youtu.be/Y-VN7YubqDk

I mean it's all fun and games at first but maybe he has a real addiction here? A fetish? I worry about ol' Geoff

>>84521397
>Comic-con exclusive
I fucking hate SDCC.
I wish this shit would just die already, having exclusives like this should have never been a thing.
Fuck you SDCC, let me buy the premium color Broly you fucks.

>>84519321

did he make his true love?

Explain this "mom's gonna freak!" meme to me, /co/.

>>84522196
I really do need to play American Nightmare, I've been putting off because it just seems like a really underwhelming sequel, or even .5.

>>84517706
>every byte

That seems like an odd detail, is this Joker a hacker?

>>84522974
some hack journalist said it about the deadpool movie, i forget whether he was being earnest and the meme is mocking it, or if he was mocking the movie and the meme is copying it

>>84517706
Why does mine only spell "oooooooooo"? Did I get a bad box?

>>84517773
>Be me
>Be damaged
>buy this cereal
>remove bag from box
>slip into empty box of websites
>watch the utter mayhem ensue.

I'm an agent of chaos.

>>84523654
What

It comes from the one video of Leto Joker getting his tattoos.

>>84521594
GRANDMA'S GONNA FREAK

>>84524192
does it? i guess i forgot more than i thought

>>84521716
it should have been
>Superman Peanut Butter
>Batman Chocolate.
so they could be combined to be even better

>>84521716
>Superman was a mild caramel crunch that was very yummy and light, and Batman was a surprisingly rich chocolate strawberry
I feel that's a bit backwards. If anything Superman's red, blue and yellow should be Strawberry, Blueberry and Banana. Which is also a berry.
Batman should be chocolate and caramel.

>>84521785
>I have no palate

>>84522974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJ8b7zwa98

>>84518440
Its delicious, the media just wants you to think its wrong Brendan.

>>84524327
>World's Tastiest

>>84519321
That shit isn't even toasted!

>>84519321
>toast
>untoasted plain white bread
MADMAN

MOMS GONNA love this nutritious breakfast

>>84524044
FUCKING

MAD
A
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