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Steven Universe Dead Beat Dad leak: http://b.1339.cf/pllshdf.mp4

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Steven Universe Dead Beat Dad leak:
http://b.1339.cf/pllshdf.mp4
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>>84509369

alright fag, im clicking

BUT IF THERE'S A SINGLE PROLAPSED ANUS BEHIND THIS LINK I SWEAR YOUR ASS IS FUCKING GRASS
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>>84509369
2 minutes, a very small leak
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I'd be angry about all these leaks if not for the Steven Tactical Nuke impacting in mere days. They can't leak them all and the extra time to process parts of episodes might actually be a good thing.
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>>84509369
I always like seeing Steven use his super strength, it just makes me happy.
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I always wonder why they leak 1-2 min but not the whole episode
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>>84509404
It's fine senpai, literally just a video.
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>>84509438
I was pretty darn skeptical of Steven's super strength early on but they are laying it on pretty thick these days.
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>>84509369
Aaaaannndddd Marty, awesome.
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>>84509459
Because that's all the leaker can get from the CN servers. But expect screenshots to be released soon from later in the episode (also from the servers).

It's going to be like this for a whole month, isn't it?
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>that small detail of Steven's strength
nice
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>Lamar and Katie
No wonder the art looked pretty bad. Is Lamar the current weakest boarder? I always see sizing issues.

Excited for the episode. Got some nice Stebes already. And people thought this outfit was going to be from the dragrace Stevonnie episode.
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>it's a sour cream episode
>oop, time for him to suddenly be 200% more active and animated than usual

anyway, is this going to be episode #3 of season 3 that has no involvement from the other gems? Wonder how many times they'll take this route throughout the townie episodes, will we have any more cases of townies being attacked by monsters or magic crap like in season 1A, before we get to the big plot shit?
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>>84509503
Will there be more clips and screenshots from upcoming episodes today or will it be a new clip each day from now on?
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>>84509540
The 2nd one. Probably.
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>>84509526
Steven very stronk
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>>84509537
>oop, time for him to suddenly be 200% more active and animated than usual

He wasn't really that non-active from what we've seen before. Buck is the more stoic one. Sour Cream has always been pretty active and talkative, at least when he's not listening to music.
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>>84509578
yeah it was just an attempted nitpick as per /co/ tradition
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Marty's van is a lot bigger than Greg's.
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>>84509482
https://youtu.be/v6BbItCYTDE
Start watching at 1:50
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>>84510024
I had forgotten how bad Steven's voice used to be, his VA really developed a lot since the start of the show.
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>>84509526
I mean Lamar is the worst now but he isn't that bad, if anything he gives the show a much more cutey style but its not like its an ugly style like the Asian had
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>>84510081
I dunno, Katie gives the show a cute style. Lamar kinda works better in comics/promos but not really in the show proper
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>>84510081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOCVTUvL1Q8

Helen Jo managed to at least get to a tolerable level in the later episodes she boarded, but man were her parts early on just plain ugly.
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>>84510121
even that clip is so ugly

I'm not a huge Pearl fag but how do you manage to make her look that bad?
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>>84510135

Do gems even sweat? Outside of like, the one sweat drop thing used for awkward situations I can't imagine they actually would.
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>>84509503
>Because that's all the leaker can get from the CN servers

I don't understand this server shit. How does someone leak the first 3 eps of Rick and Morty season 2 but only the start of a random SU episode
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>>84510173
because they protect the full episodes of SU better

We used to get full leaks via this method but they improved security on the full episodes, they don't really care enough to secure the preview file though
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>>84509369
It begins
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What's in the bus, /co/?
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>>84509401

2 minutes is like 25% of the episode though
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>>84509557
>Pearl.
>Resting her hands on the murdercock's broad shoulders.

Is this real?
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>>84510152
I thing they could, if they wanted. Just like with food - for shits and giggles... literally for shits. Amethyst probably would just to be more of a slob. Pearl wouldn't ofc.
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>>84510335
20% m8
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>>84510335
2/11 = 0.18181818

So, 18% of an episode was seen. Less if the intro isn't taken into account of the 11 minutes.
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>>84510315
Marty.
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So in this episode we find out that Marty's a massive dick who was never there for Sour Cream, unlike Yellow Tail who although disapproves of Sour Cream's music, supports him at his gigs anyway.
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>>84510405
Pretty much.
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>>84510353
Well you need to drink water to sweat in the first place

but if that isnt a problem for Lapis who is like 80% water are you telling me she can force herself to sweat gallons whenever she wants? I mean she'd be smelly and probably would die
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>>84510315
Jasper
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>>84510135
Why would anyone make a drawing entirely transparent apart from the line work?
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>>84511452
Because why not? Is cool
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HERE'S A YOUTUBE LINK FOR THE ABOVE LEAK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvUo4imaV2I

seeing as how it's only 2 minutes long and who needs the extra hassle of downloading.
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>No images were uploaded.

So is CN starting to wise up, or do you think they'll release the images later? We still don't even have a synopsis for Drop Beat Dad, strange.
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>>84511471
Thanks bro
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>>84510173
>implying roiland himself wasn't responsible for the leak
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>>84511614
Steven helps Sour Cream put on a show, even though Sour Cream's stepdad doesn't approve of DJs.
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bismuth is a man, he's got suspenders over his nipples
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http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/steven-universe/episodes/463798/

So the guy with the episode descriptions was telling the truth. Just a moment ago the descriptions only went up to Beach City Drift, but then they updated to include up to Monster Reunion too. We might get Alone at Sea and Greg the Babysitter in a moment!

Also worth noting that they're still skipping over Drop Beat Dad at the moment.
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Man, Lamar isn't even that bad. His and Katie's styles work well together anyways, since they draw the best Stevens, imo.
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What kind of fisherman brings home fish in a suitcase?
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>>84511781
I figured they would do this since they did Onion Friend
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>>84511715
GET HYPE
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>>84511815
The kind that fishes on an ocean filled with gem monsters and talks in gibberish.
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>>84510173
The reason I've heard is that Cartoon Network's video on demand thing has a system where you can only watch the first two minutes as a preview until they "unlock" the episode for full viewing. Hence, the 2 minute preview is all that's available on the public server at the moment.
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>>84510315
My mom
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>>84509369
>fish in the suitcase
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So, Kiki's episode is the dream one we've been seeing in the commercials (rocket shoes Steven) and Stevonnie is gonna be driving against a "big foe" in a drag race.
Neat.
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>>84511714
gems dont have gender
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>>84510405
>>84510416
>>84510365
why is marty even going to see sour cream
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>>84511781
best stevens are raven/paul
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>>84512317
He probably isn't even going to see Sour Cream, he's probably gonna try to convince Greg to be a singer again, notice SC is a aspiring DJ, and use that to try to get some fast cash.
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>>84512331
Who has drawn the worst Steven?
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>>84512385
In the past tense? We all know the answer to that one.

Currently? That's actually a tough call. Steven's one of the most consistently drawn characters between the current boarders, I think.
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>>84512317
>convince Greg to be a singer again
I guess he just need a car wash and ocasionaly make some fun of Greg living in a van etc.
Meeting Sour cream is just an accident and like >>84512357 said
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>>84512294
it looks like that's *all* they have instead of sex
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>>84511714
thats an apron nigguhh.
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Aw shit, Marty back in town.
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>>84513114
>'How come he don't want me man' incoming
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>>84512385
Kat Morris
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>>84510315
Greg.
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>>84510024
That didn't mean much though because it is a cartoon. What matters is relative strength. Everything else could just be cartoonish exaggeration.
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>>84510346
Yes. What? You haven't checked out the latest SU books? They may be kid stuff but they occasionally contain some interesting art. And lore.
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Imma let you finish, but Let Me Drive A Van (Into Your Heart) was beta as fuck and terrible. Rock stars must be larger than life sex icons, not betas ranting about how awful they are.
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>>84513340
Steven punched a dashboard so hard that it deployed the airbag. He's got above average strength for someone his size and age.
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>>84513370
Do you have a link to more scans?
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>>84513370
>even if all you have is a song, a vam and a kind heart

SU usualy sounds cheesy as fuck, but this is pretty sweet
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>>84513421
>boy breaks old van that breaks every other episode
It's just a cartoon anon.

Now, seeing Steven lift something with one arm that someone much taller and older than him has trouble lifting with two, that gives us relation to other characters and is proof of super strength.
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>>84513424
ha ha, nope! Just found those at random.
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>>84513475
The van has been broken only once in Ocean Gem. Pearl dismantled it in Space Race as well. Other than that, its actually pretty reliable.
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>>84513502
Such is life
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Do you think Greg's last name is actually Universe or it's his stage name?
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>>84513599
Most likely a stage name that he legally made his last name after going on the road.
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>>84513599
Universe may be a common surname in SU.
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>>84513644
Russia wouldn't conquer the other side of the Siberian Sea. Russia conquered past the Urals so it could have something to fall back on in case of a European war. Them going all the way to the Pacific was just completionism. If there were a Siberian Sea then they would have stopped at the Siberian Sea. Some Manchurian dynasty would rule over the "Far-Eastern Territories".
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>>84513697
But anon, what if Russia was ruled by a power-hungry gem?
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>>84513771
Then they would spend their time conquering something else, something they could actually build a rail line to.
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So will this be another Sadie's Song where Steven's 'help' only makes the problem worse and Marty just lets Sourcream down?
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>>84513409
Marty pls
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>>84510024
that steven and voice acting is super weird but the animation is overall so much better im upset
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>>84509369
Development cycles at our studio tend to be long, but rewarding. Sometimes a concept stays in development for over three years before it is released as the final product.

To quote game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, "A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad." We've adopted a similar philosophy at our studio for our works.
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>>84514363
I may developed a like for Steven Universe, but my colleague LeatherKittenBoots is absolutely obsessed with it; he's created seven video games' design documents and a movie for it.
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>>84513938

do you seriously believe Marty was just gonna show up and say "hey kid, i know the whole absent father thing was lame but im a changed man now" with absolutely not ulterior motives?, there's nothing there to ruin
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>>84509526
Who do you guys think will board the rest of the episodes? Predictions:
>Mr Greg
looks like joe and jeff's stuff, possibly the last episode joe boarded
>Too Short To Ride
Florido and Zuke: the leaked peridot clips are most likely from them, and the old list of leaked titles had it before Drop Beat Dad (and florido/zuke episode come right before lamar/katie episodes in production order)
>The New Lars
Raven and Paul (perhaps Raven solo, given that steven floats was paul solo)
>Beach City Drift
Florido and Zuke: story boarder pattern mixed with how some of the promo clips with steven and connie look kinda zukeish
>Restaurant Wars
lamar and katie
>kiki's pizza delivery service
the promo image of steven using a pizza cutter looks like jeff to me
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So, what fusion is gonna be revealed at this years comic con?
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Marty is gonna come to town and try to re-connect with his son Sourcream, who is frustrated about his step-dad, and Steven helps, but it turns out Marty is still a shitbag and has ulterior motive, to which Sourcream gains a newfound appreciation for how his step-dad cares about him and they having a little bonding scene

This will happen.
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Why is Sour Cream the best cool kid?
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>>84515274
I'm hoping against hope that Florido and Zuke board Greg the Babysitter, just so that we can finally see Zuke's Rose.
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>>84515499
*checks the leaked list and applies the storyboarder pattern to it?*

nope: storyboarder pattern points towards it being lamar and katie
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Is Steven starting to develop super strength?
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>>84515430
>not buck

I wonder if Jenny will get her own focus episode or if she'll have to share it with Kiki.
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>>84515564
>starting
remember the ending of together breakfast and the climax of arcade mania?
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>>84515543
Well Lamar hasn't done a flashback yet granted, but shoot. Maybe they could mix things up? Otherwise last hope for a long time is the SDCC zine or some random image she ends up posting online.
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>>84515360
Amedot confirmation
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>>84515499
You mean Tang does non shitposts occasionally?
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>>84515564
day 1 bruh
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>>84515638
Tang and Zuke are actually both pretty good artists when they're not messing around, it's just that they like to mess around more than seriously draw. Not the best example here I know, but it gives you an idea of what Zuke looks like when she's drawing less goofily..

I'm expecting the zine to have some serious art mixed in, along with the more wacky stuff. It's just odd that we haven't seen a single picture of Rose by Zuke yet.
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Which character is for bullying?
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>>84515724
Is Rose Lapis and/or Peridot? No? Then Zuko won't draw her.
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>>84515762
Zuke's drawn every other major character either in the show or in her personal art now, it's actually kind of striking. In fact she used to draw Amethyst and Pearl the most back in the day. I wonder if she's waiting for her own Rose-related episode to air or something.
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Sorry if this has been posted before, but- is this real?
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>>84515623
please post
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>>84515831
doubtful: the only time model sheets leaked (for kbcw and secret team) didn't have the normal model sheet format
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>>84515831
god absolutely not
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>>84515858
Thanks anon
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>>84515831
Fake
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>>84515831
>Blushing and covering he butt in the actual model sheet.

I really, really doubt it.
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>>84515831
the production code makes no sense (episode numbers don't reset with each season)
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>>84515825
Maybe she just doesn't like Rose.
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>>84515831
Definitely not.
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>>84515893
I guess that's possible, but I don't want to believe.
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>>84509369
It keeps happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QllJ-45lNI
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>>84509369
>human episode, no gems
aaaaannnd....
hype gone
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>>84515962
steven gem!
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>>84515962
But Steven is a Gem.
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>>84515831
about as real as my OC :^)
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>>84515962
>no waifufags in the threads during human episodes
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>>84515962
Since when is Steven not half gem?
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>>84515754
Lapis.
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>>84515984
>>84515992
>>84516038
steven fucking sucks and you know that's not what i mean when i say there's no gems
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>>84516062
GTFO
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>>84516063
Steven is a Gem though.
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>>84516063
kill yourself, frogposting-faggot
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>>84514533
>>84514363
You and your butt buddy writing terrible fan fiction is not a studio and no one cares. Get a real job.
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>>84510121
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>>84516063
Steven is best gem. You're delusional
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>>84516159
Is it terrible because of the subject matter? Or terrible because of the writing quality?
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>>84513644
Connie's mom had a hard time believing it was Steven's real name
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>>84516091
CHRISPOSTERS RISE UP
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>>84515825
>"Let's go throw a rock at Lars"

A VICTIMLESS CRIME, LIKE PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE DARK!
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>>84509369
So we thinking an episode arc of:
>SC thinks yellowtail is lame
>Yellowtail thinks music (Marty) is lame
>SC thinks Marty is awesome
>Everyone thinks Marty is lame
>SC defends Marty
>SC sours on Marty
>SC sees yellowtail is cool
>Yellowtail softens on the music hatred now that SC knows Marty is trash
>Onion family goes to rave
I don't mind the formulaic episodes really, but it'd be nice if it wasn't
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>>84516227
Both. Also because you keep shilling your writefagging as some big, professional production. It's not.
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>>84510121
Her best looking episodes were the ones animated at sunmin instead of rough draft (Monster Buddies, Fusion Cuisine, and Love Letters)

incidentally Onion Friend is the only lamar and katie episode animated at sunmin instead of rough draft
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>>84516351
Ehehehe! Well, we're only a doujin studio at the moment! But if we think big, we'll get big, won't we?

(And anyway, didn't lots of people like "Semen Cumiverse: The Galaxy's Cumdump"? I just asked if I should write a sequel and TWO whole anons said yes! Two! The project is under consideration and if all goes well, will be greenlit in the next two weeks!
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>>84516540
It's not a project, nothing is being green lit, you're not a studio and you don't make doujin. You're literally just writing smutty fan fiction and you samefag your "positive" posts
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>>84516009
That's actually pretty cool.
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>>84511815
A professional, that's who.
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Isn't there supposed to be a SDCC thing today /co/?
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>>84516630
Okay.

In other news, LeatherKittenBoots said he really wanted to learn to draw. He wanted to be a better, more capable designer, so he could actually break ground on his development of games.

In a brainstorming session, he decided that, although he had come up with several ideas for several original games, he would try rebranding an existing game with Steven Universe characters.

He came up with "OK K.O.: Perdiot's Punch-Out!!", a rebranding of Nintendo and Next Level Game's "Punch-Out!!" title for the Nintendo Wii.

In the game, players play as Peridot, under Amethyst's direction and tutelage, as she fights to become the best Gem boxer in Beach City. Peridot squares off against other Gem boxers, who are all looking to become the best themselves. She fights foes such as Desert-Glass Jane (Pearl), Human Hugger (Rose Quartz), and Ms. Sandwoman (Jasper).
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>>84516644
lol you fucked up cause now im going to tell you her background.
Titanite is an experiment in gem powered technology. Think Lapis' mirror, but instead its a whole suit. She's in full control, and is perfectly content with her situation. Shes built for rogue hunting and it suits her well so no complaints there, though low key shes having serious identity issues.
Haven't decided why she's in there though i'm thinking either she was grown specifically for this suit, or she was split and the suit is an experiment in keeping her alive, ooorrr she's an experiment in keeping a forced fusion sane and functional. All pretty cool ideas imo.
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>>84516851
This?
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>>84516915
Sounds cool
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>>84516851
That's next week
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Has Yellowtail always been incapable of talking? The "muh-muh-muh" thing doesn't really fit this show.
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>>84509369
>Marty comes off the bus
>Tries to apologize to Greg and Sour Cream
>Greg and Sour Cream go off on him
>Marty's been trying to give Greg a fair cut of the profits of his music for years, but Greg refuses to take money from Marty on principle
>After it's clear Greg and Sour Cream won't even hear him out Marty leaves
>Steven runs after him
>The rest of the episode is Steven trying to help Marty make amends with his son and old friend

>>84515825
>lets go throw a rock at Lars
I like the idea of the gems subtly abusing Lars in various ways when Stevens not around just because Lars is always such a dick to Steven.
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>>84517004

Highly doubt it.
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So first episode will be Steven Float or what?
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>>84517089
That's fine, it's just speculation.

>>84517106
Steven Floats and Drop Beat Dad will both be airing on Monday.
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>>84512385
Hellen Jo, obviously.
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>>84512317
He's down on his luck and is scouting for local trendy artists to ride to riches.
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>>84517139
Oh, ok
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>>84515831
as real as this(pic related)
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>>84517002
Neither he nor Onion speak intelligibly. Only Vidalia and Sour Cream seem to understand them.
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>>84517180
>male gem
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>>84517200
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>>84513259
not anymore
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>>84517207
SONO CHI NO SADAME
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>>84517200
oy vey are you a variant of a watermelon anon?
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>>84517207
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>>84517191
I remember someone theorized that they're speaking a different language that Steven can't understand. Only problem with that is when Steven was watching the subbed Lonely Blade movie, it was actual Japanese being spoken.
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>>84517200
Why do you people never count Steven as a Gem?
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>>84517297
Because he's not a "full" gem
He's a half-breed abomination
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>>84517265
Steven probably doesn't know what the language is. He knew the movie was Japanese so the audience sees it as Japanese.
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>>84517265
Japanese existing doesn't mean Yellowtail can't be speaking another language.
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>>84517207
Bruh.. Steven actualy was realy fucking buff all this time. It would make sense, but first episode destroys this logic sadly, since all buff people like the atraction park nigga be buff as hell.
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>>84517297
Because it's not his original gem. I mean it still Rose's and I got feeling if he died or something she will regenerated from it.

But it's just me and my stupid thoughts
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>>84517004
>Marty's been trying to give Greg a fair cut of the profits of his music for years

Is something like this going to be how we end up with Mr Greg the bazillionaire?
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>>84517351
Yes, but it means languages Steven can't understand won't necessarily be heard as random "Waa waa" sounds. It's not proof it's not the case, just evidence against it.
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>>84509369
Anyone got one that wont trigger my anitivirus's autism?
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>>84517207
BITES ZA DUSTU
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>>84517397
Maybe it's a language unique to the SU universe and it really is made of muhmuhmuh sounds.
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>>84513644
also, germany confirmed for su
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>>84517384
It would make sense since the money has to come from somewhere, and Greg seems like he's probably already rich at the beginning of Mr. Greg.
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So let me guess we get to see Rich and Famous Marty.
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post YFW summer of steven starts with filler
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>>84517406
here >>84511471
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I wish to see more opal, sardonyx is fine too.
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>>84516909
>those names
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>>84517475
Chill bro
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>>84517475
It's all good
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>>84517475
But it's all filler
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>>84517505
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>>84517527
and none of it is
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>>84517471
We may see a seemingly rich and famous Marty that pretends to be hot shit but it later turns out he has a menial, expendable job attached to whoever the real star is.
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>>84517475
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>>84517475
>Starts with filler
Sorry anon but its not called the summer of filler for nothin'
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>>84517548
>>84517471
>Its a Step-dad episode
I hope it doesn't go Fresh prince again
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>>84517572
Did he start make out with her in manga or what?
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>>84517471
>>84517572
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>>84517572
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when are the new episodes?
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>>84517763
Starts next week on monday, then spans all the way through July/August.
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>>84517645
Lol
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>>84515858
I remember when everyone was freaking out about Garnet's goopy arms only to find out it was something insignificant.
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>>84517515
You like 'em?
Peridot goes by "Little 'Dot" in the game's design document. That might not be as clever, though.
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>>84516063
Fucking pearlfags
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Who here's a non-American staying up past midnight to watch next week?
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>>84517645
GOD DAMMIT THAT'S ON POINT.
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>>84517002
>>84517191
>>84517265
>>84517322
>>84517351

I figured it was Norwegian.
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I guess the hiatuses finally killed discussion huh? Well it was inevitable i guess.
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>>84516351
I fucking hate this shit. Just write your smut and stfu
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So everyone waiting for Stevonnie episode?
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>>84518250
Sounds like they're gonna be driving in a race. Should be rad.
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>>84518220
I mean, there's only so much to discuss without new content. Even when we do have good discussions it's mostly just retreading old territory now.

The next month is going to be insane though, hell some of the leaks may be pretty big. I'm OK with a deep breath before the plunge.
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>>84518250
>yfw the season finale is Stevonnie pulling a Garnet and staying permafused
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>>84518289
This.
Enjoy it all now, because the threads are gonna be literal hell when it all starts.
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>>84518289
I hate these leaks. They pretty much kill reaction threads because everyone knows what to expect when they spoil something major.
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>>84518339
Steven Nuke is a go. I repeat Steven Nuke is a go.
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>>84517918
Spainfag here
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>tfw no other gems in suits/tuxes
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>>84518433
Misseps didn't get any images from the site this time, it's possible that CN's getting smarter. 2 minute leaks aren't so bad when they're not accompanied by images, although they probably will spoil the outcome of some episodes.
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>>84518250
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I've seen stuff about Smoky Quartz and people saying it's the name of a Peridot-Amethyst fusion. Where are people getting this from, and is it legit?
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>>84518777
Smoky Quartz is the leaked title of a future rerun marathon. Peridot-Amethyst fusion is just speculation, but from what we know seems to be the most likely outside of a new gem entirely.
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>>84518777
It's because green and purple are common colors used to describe marijuana, which is smoked
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>>84517645
>that one youtube poop that had it edited as 'how come He-Man don't want me, man?' that ruined this scene forever
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>>84518811
thx doc
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>>84518777
Rose Quartz + Bismuth = Pink Diamond
Smoky Quartz + Whatever's Trapped in the Black Bubble on the Moon = White Diamond

Smoky Quartz will tempt Amethyst into fusing with Bismuth and becoming Purple Diamond to go bust open HER complimentary gem, so WD and PD can go wreck homeworld and take it back after YD and BD took it over in WD's absence.
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>>84510024
>>84509512
>>84509482
>>84509438
I do like how subtle it is, like he doesn't even realized all the power he's inherited from his mother.
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>>84512171
I didn't even notice that gag in a questioning way. I was like "Of course, he's a fisherman. His business is fish. Makes sense!"
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>>84515564
He's just a kid who doesn't know his own strength. He lives with 3 superhuman beings, so compared to them he sees himself as very weak.
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>>84515577
I hope she gets her own episode. Booty so fine even Steven can't handle it.
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>>84517553
fucking gets me every time
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>>84518923
I really don't think he does realize he has super strength. For example, I'd bet he has the ability lift up and carry his dad's van, but if he were ever in a situation where that would be useful, he wouldn't do it because he's aware regular humans can't lift cars and he assumes he can't be stronger than a regular human. But if somebody asked him to go carry an anvil of the same weight and he was under the impression this was a totally normal human thing to do, he'd go and do it without thinking.
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>>84518837
source on this?
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>Rebecca-Like boarders
Joe
Raven
Paul
Colin perhaps?

>Ian-Like boarders
Jeff
Lamar
Katie

>Kat-Like boarders
Hellen
Hillary
Zuke
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>>84519052
>implying there is a single booty in the universe that cannot be tamed by the Universe.
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>>84517002
He's an immigrant, the mumbling is how Steven hears Dutch.
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>>84511471
based

>>84513370
>when the world still knew me as Mr.Universe
...how famous was he?

he only got one person to come to his show, but it was in a town of a couple people.
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>>84519097
Just a daily reminder that Joe does the best pearl
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>>84518806
Thanks anon. It would be nice to see a new fusion so I hope that's really what it is.
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>>84519085
Yeah, like when they went to the moonbase I think the gravity was actually the same for everyone, but Steven unknowingly activated his floaty powers since he expected the gravity to be low.
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>>84517436
But was Sour Cream being a teenage dumbass or do they really have a DJing based economy?
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>>84519139
That's just Greg's way of saying "when I was still trying to peddle songs for a living, before I started running a carwash."
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>>84517572
>>84517645
I honestly hope the episode has a moment just like that.
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>>84517475
sounds like a comfy way to ease back into the swing of things
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>>84519160
Could be. I also think that when he and Peridot drilled down towards the center of the earth, the interior of their drill machine might have reached temperatures that would have roasted a regular human, but Steven just didn't notice.
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>>84517475
we're getting most of a season in the span of a month we need SoL to give us some breathing room
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>>84519142
So if Joe does the best Pearl and Zuke does the best Amethyst, who does the best Garnet?
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>>84519211
Yes.
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>>84519322
You
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>>84519115
Please. Maheshwaran basically means master of the universe. If anything she's taming Steven.

Besides, Steven would have some competition if he did go after Jenny.
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>>84519322
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>>84515754
Lars.
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when does this summer thing start?
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>>84519397
monday
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>>84519376
I could agree on this. Although in less serious comedy like episodes I think Lauren is suitable for Peridot as well
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>>84519358
Have you forgotten?
>No one can resist the Universe
Connie may be taming him, but she still can't resist all of that Steven. It's just natural.
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>>84519376
Sugar does the best Peridot.
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>>84519283
>>84519160
I like this theory. More and more Steven is becoming an American version of Gohan(pre Buu saga)...
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>>84519407
So eventually he will be blacked?
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>>84512317
Prediction:
Marty has made a fortune from secretly stealing and selling Greg's old songs. But somebody recently did some paperwork and realized they belong to Greg. So now Marty is in Beach City to try to convince Greg to sign over the rights to him, under the pretense that they're pretty much worthless and Marty has some other motivation for wanting them. When Greg is suspicious, Marty uses Sour Cream to try to convince Greg that he's gone straight, saying they have common ground because they're both fathers and pretending to be big on family values all of a sudden. The plan falls apart, it's revealed Marty doesn't give a shit about Sour Cream, Yellow Tail comes in to save the day and provide consolation, Marty fucks off, and Greg discovers he's actually rich now.
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>>84519497
>Implying anyone will stay evil in SU
Martys probably looking to make amends
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>>84519466
More like spice'd, really.
Tell you, fucker's gonna get more melange than Vienna.
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>>84519407
It was a good line but evidence suggests only a few people can't resist the Universe. Unless Steven really is going to befriend every single enemy they encounter.
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>>84509668
I bet it turns out Marty is the bus driver and tries to use Sour Cream to move up.
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>>84519533
Not in that fucking party bus he's not.
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>>84519580
He's still probably a manager. He might be traveling with a different band, and they happened to be passing by Beach City.
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>>84519533
Marty may have a sympathetic human moment or two, but if the theme they're going for has to do with showing that Yellow Tail was and is there for Sour Cream as a father while Marty is not, Marty is ultimately going to have to at least be kind of a dick in the end.
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>>84518306
Wouldn't the families and friends of Steven and Connie miss them though?
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>>84519403
.thanks
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>>84519466
Will Fusing become the Dark Chips of Steven Universe, a la Megaman NT Warrior Axess?
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>>84519700
Requesting Steven be redrawn as Beck from Mighty No. 9, Connie redrawn as Call, and the single Gems and Jasper plus Garnet be redrawn as the other 8 Mighty Numbers.
And Rose Quartz can be Trinity.
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>>84519376
I think Jeff and Joe are the best at all the gems, their style is pleasant. Not a huge fan of Zuke's Amethyst desu
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>>84509459
Because is not a leak, is a preview
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>>84519773
>not a fan of sexy bed-head Amy
I mean, I guess...
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>>84519773
baka
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>>84519773
>Not a huge fan of Zuke's Amethyst
I understand not liking Amethyst, but not even liking Zuke's Ame's tousled hair is just a sign of shit taste.
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>>84519774
actually this one is a leak, the first one in a while.
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>>84510173
The rick and morty leaks were leaked by someone internal, the SU leaks are someone digging at the server from the outside
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>>84517428
This is what I'm thinking too. Europ would be majorly different given the lack of Russia.
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>>84518250
It's totally necessary to see her underware?
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>>84519142
I think that's jeff
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>>84519774
It's a leak of a preview
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>>84520149
I think that's in the original Misato Katsuragi still, but I don't approve of it on Stevonnie.
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>>84519086
just the beginning of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CutNWwYt4Mg
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>>84520390
Thank anon, don't know what i expected but it wasn't that
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>>84513502
BULLSHIT, I REFUSE to believe that the nonsensical nature of Gems didn't lead to some wielding buster swords, that shit is a mistake.
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>>84519376
Replace Hillary with Ravel/Paul's Peridot, or Sugar's

Otherwise good. What about Steven, Lapis or Jasper though?
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>>84520560
Here's the original scene. Will reunites with his father he hasn't seen in years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmerFuzRNZ4
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>>84520149
>Is it necessary to use typical elements depicting the slovenly

Kill yourself.
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Can you imagine if Rose was on a quest to turn all of humanity gay to stop all human sexual reproduction in an effort to conquer mankind, instead of saving it like she did?

“Neheheheheh! Just call me ‘Pink Kryptonite’! I’ll soon turn this whole world gay, my sisters and I! And there’s nothing you can do to stop us!"
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>>84519142
>Joe does the best Pearl

True. Shame he got promoted to replace Ian. No more storyboarding for him. I wonder who'll they pair up with Jeff?
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>>84517475
>people complain when the show goes from comfy SoL adventure to plot-heavy action show
>people complain when it goes from plot-heavy action show to comfy SoL adventures
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>>84523216
come on anon, you know the answer to this one already...
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>>84522606
Colin Howard (who was a character designer from the beginning to Super Watermelon Island) is confirmed to be a new boarder, but who knows if he's directly replacing jeff or if it'll be like how zuke replaced hellen for a single episode before switching places with katie
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>>84522606
if Joe is gonna have more power over the show, it's hard for me to take that as a bad thing
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>>84523552
Yeah, though I don't think he'll have QUITE as much power as Ian did: who knows when he'll start being involved in episode outlines (all of them were written before Ian left), and since Joe's only directing half of the episodes (the other half are directed by Kat, who still remains the show's storyboard supervisor as well), he'll have less guff than she does
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>>84517475
Most of the best episodes in the series are "filler". Steven and the Stevens comes to mind.
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>>84521205
They probably used obnoxiously large swords, but none of that design.
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>>84523759
Kinda ironic how the two most "filler" episodes (Garnet's Universe and Say Uncle) were boarded by the boarders who have done the least amount of "filler" (Joe and Jeff)
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>>84523759
I consider We Need to Talk as being the best episode and its mostly a flashback
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>>84523831
the flashback aren't usually considered "filler", let alone filler
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>>84509369
Full episode when?
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>>84523531
is it Murdercock?
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>>84523860
>>84523824
>>84523759
Filler means its a made up story that didn't happen in the original story, such as in a comic, and won't ever effect the main storyline. Steven doesn't have a comic that predates the show, and there is no way of knowing that any given episode won't affect the future of the main plot. In other words, no episode can truly be called filler.
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>>84524159
that's why I put "filler" in scare quotes (though one of those posts isn't mine)
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https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/754129006249775104

NEW TOO SHORT TO RIDE CLIP
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>>84515831
This OC is clearly a fusion. Where are her other gems?
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>>84524555
PERIDOT'S HEAD CONFIRMED NOT SHAPED LIKE HER HAIR.
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>>84517475
It is what it is.
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>>84524555
>Hot Dogs
>not Weiner in Hand
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>>84524596
cute.
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>>84524555
KEK
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http://imgur.com/a/WNNKj
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I fucking love Yellow Tail.
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>>84524555
>Sadie's Song made Sinbad leave the cast
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>>84524730
>that Marty

jesus christ man
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>>84524730
Christ, he looks like an alien. Wonder how much coke it takes to end up looking like that?
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>>84524730
Cocaine is a..its a hell of a drug.
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>>84524773
You think that's bad?
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>>84524730
>that pepe marty
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>>84524730
R A R E
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>>84524730

Doc Brown sure is digging that future style
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>>84524730
Marty has not aged well.
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>>84524555
could this be a steven/peri/amy fusion?
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>>84524830
that's actually not that bad

I think he looks better in the older pic
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Marty went from looking like a shark to looking like a fish
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>>84524899
Nah, Steven still hasn't fused with a Gem, most likely situation is that Amy and Peri fuse, and their fusion is a loud, hyperactive dork that causes chaos.
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>>84524909
Well then let's bring out the real hard hitter. The picture on the right if flattering mind you.
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>>84524730
Who's dad is lame now Sour Cream?
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>>84524960
oh christ
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>>84524730

Holy shit, Marty is Mr. Burns!
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>>84524842
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>>84524730
He turned into Gollum.
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>those screenshots
we wont see Vidalia in this episode. ;_;
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>>84510046
Puberty also helped.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGJhBtXCWJ4

MR. GREG SNEAK LEAK

(Pepe Marty and now Pepe's Burgers)
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Jesus Marty did not age well
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>>84525595
>10 million
Jesus fuck.
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>>84525595
>She would've loved it
Rose was an odd duck, wasn't she?
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>>84525642
Nobody will ever again be able to question how the hell Steven pays for anything
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>>84525660
Yep.
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>>84525595

>Pepe's Burgers
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>>84525595
>Generic person uses all their money and changes then status quo episode

Oh boy.
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>>84525595

>Greg is fucking rich

So, his a lucky motherfucker with the best gem and his fucking rich... his no longer a hotdog.

And also...

>Pearl still being a total bitch towards Greg

I still can't believe people would still defend her.
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>>84525595
>10 million buckaroos
Greg is ballin
>>84525642
He can finally buy that slice of overpriced pizza
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>>84525667
He's going to blow all 10 million by the end of the episode.
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>>84525660
She loved meat!
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>>84525595
I WANT A PEPE'S BURGER
AND I WANT IT RARE
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>>84525701
Maybe Steven Universe will be the show that has the balls to not do that?
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>>84519760
Nigga, make Steven Skyward Sword Link, Amethyst Skyward Sword Zelda, Garnet Groose, Pearl Fi, and Uncle Grandpa Aged Impa from the Sealed Temple.
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>>84525595
>That song.

It's nice to hear Greg's VA really singing within his range, he's great!
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>>84525715
Nah, I can already see him acting like he did before revealing he put the majority into a bank account for Steven to use in the future. Greg might be a ditz, but he's not dumb.
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>>84524730
>Marty looks like Mr. Burns
I mean, I guess it has been like 30 years, but still...
Guess that Rock N' Roll lifestyle really takes it out of you.
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>>84525660
BURGER ROSE
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>>84519673
Not to mention that they seem to enjoy not being fused more than being fused.
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>>84525595

Pearl is STILL being a little shit!
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Oh my god I can't wait to finally have a confrontation between Greg and Pearl about Rose, for them to finally talk about it straight up

It is going to be PAINFUL
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>>84524730
>that fucking marty
JUST
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>>84525811
I hope Greg points out that Pearl is the number 1 reason he and Rose even stayed together. If she didn't pull the fusion bullshit, Greg would have never confronted Rose about her feelings.
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>>84509526
>>84509538
He has fucking Yotsuba proportions.

He looks like a toddler
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>>84525595
please Rebecca dont make him lose all of it by the end
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>>84525852
I sometimes find short and stout Steven cute.
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>>84525811
It's the musical episode, though. We're getting it in song form.
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>>84525899
The musical episode is the one sugar is really excited for right? this shit's gonna be packed with emotion
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>>84525932
Plus its Joe and Jeff, hopefully we get another Do it For Her tier song
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>>84525852
>dat belly button
Fuuka is a miracle of the universe
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>>84525595
See this pretty much spoils Drop Beat Dad's climax. I like how its intertwined though.
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WHY DID AMY POOF??????
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>>84525715
Not before buying that Boat steven and lapis are on.
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>>84525932
lets be real here- this is Sugar we're talking about, singing gets her dripping wet, even if there's nothing noteworthy that goes down in the episode she'll love it
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>>84509526
his proportions are really wonky but I honestly think he has one of the cutest styles and expressions. I mean just look at the steven in drop beat dad

I'm willing to have way off proportions if shit's cute
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>>84525595
>Pearl's face when she says "burgers"

This is gonna be a good one
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>>84525976
Yeah but Steven is involved now, he'll find a way to make Marty less of a douche.
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>>84525595
>Pepe's burgers
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>>84525993
>peridot gives her a tiny pond
>she freaks out
>steven takes her out on the actual ocean
>all smiles

It's because that boat horn sounds like farts, doesn't it?
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>>84526029
He arguably draws the best Garnet's out of the whole crew.
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>>84526051
Yes, that's why.
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>>84526051
To be fair, Lapis is a bitch to everyone that's not Steven.
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>>84515577
I don't even think kiki delivery service is really about kiki herself. Jenny should should have a rock episode and there should a conflict episode between the sisters since Jenny called herself the evil twin.
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>>84526044
successful enough to buy adspace in Times Square
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>>84526051
No, because she really only likes Steven and tolerates everyone else for his sake. Except that one Ruby. They seemed like they were having fun.
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>>84526051
No, it's because she hated Peridot and likes Steven. She wanted to be angry at Peridot so literally nothing she could have done would be right. Also Lapis was manipulating her into leaving forever.
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>>84525595
Is that old marty? Jeez special effects did wonders for him.
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>>84524842

He's looks like Enzo Amore.
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>>84525595
>His best song is now a burger commercial
I'm actually genuinely upset about this.
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>>84526095
So I guess it the mcdonalds of this universe,
and greg created the cancer causing I'm lovin' it jingle.
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>>84526118
it's supposed to be prerecorded way back around when greg met rose. that's how it made so much money
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>>84525973
She has no right to have those baby bearing hips at her age.
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>>84526165
>>84526169
You know this means that he will still continue to get money after this. the 10 million is only the money he was owed.
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>>84525789
And Greg's going to take her on the trip instead of Amethyst. He's going to be wasting time trying to make friends with an ice queen when he could bang and have wacky antics Amethyst in a fancy hotel all weekend.
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>Monster Reunion is about Bismuth and not Centipeedle.
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>>84525978
She saved everybody by cracking a red eye that was light cannon proof.
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>>84526219
He can do that anytime and the hotel wouldn't even have to be fancy.
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>>84526284
Don't you dare
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>>84526284
Did the article about Bismuth confirm that he debut episode is called "Bismuth"?
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>>84526217
The 10 million is probably a percentage of the revenue pulled when it was on the air. It would be unlikely he got anymore money unless he made more music for pepe.
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>>84526219
>Implying he hasn't already banged and had wacky antics with Amethyst
>Implying Amethyst is a gold digger that needs money to have a good time
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>>84515564
He's a damn human/gem hybrid. He's had almost inhuman strength since episode. 1
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>>84526219
he's been there and done that, thats why things between him and Amy are weird
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>>84525789
Pearl knew Rose for nearly 6,000 years, and has had 14 to recover, of which she's only made any real progress in the last year or so. To bring things into a human scale, if you knew someone for 60 years that's not even a month and a half's worth of recovery time, with you only making any real progress in the last 4 days.
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>>84525752
19 years at most.
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>>84526284
One of the articles that released the link said it would be coming august, Monster Reunion is coming in 2 weeks or so. Plus, bismuth wouldn't reform as a monster because then she would be corrupted so there's no reason to call the episode "Monster Reunion".
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>>84526217
Well yeah. I'm upset about the sellout factor though, not that Greg will be rich for life.
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>>84526341
Not implying that, but wouldn't you want to take the girl you had "pinata fun" with instead of the bitch who stood in the way of your happiness?
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>>84526396
The dude own an struggling car wash and lives in his van. I'm pretty sure he's justified in selling out.
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>>84526376
How do you figure? Not sarcastic. Genuinely curious.
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>>84526298
>>84526314
>>84526387
>Even if episode is about Centipeedle, we don't see Centipeedle in Bismuth so she's most likely not reformed and still corrupted, or maybe even rebubbled.
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>>84525704
She loved Rose for thousands of years. He knew her for what, a decade? Then he murdered her with his dick. I'd be pissed, too.
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>>84524730
>That Marty
Sweet semen of baby fucking Cthulhu...
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>>84526361
This.
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>>84525464
What a fucking shame, honestly. I wonder if we're even gonna see Marty again after this.
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>>84526497
its been around 19 years since we last saw him since it was implied that Sour Cream was conceived then
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>>84526361
>To bring things into a human scale

No offense personally, but in general I'm getting really sick of people interpreting the long lifespans of the gems to mean they actually experience time differently.

That's like taking dog years literally. Do you know how long an hour feels to a dog? It should feel one hour long. It probably doesn't feel like 1/7 of an hour just because a dog's lifespan lasts about 1/7 of a person's average lifespan. To them a day is a day- a day is not a week. Sure, dogs physically mature faster than people, but time is exactly the same. If their owner dies they don't forget and get over it faster because they're dogs. And it should work the same with gems. Fourteen years is still fourteen years to Pearl.
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>>84526219
>Hanging out with Amethyst

ehhhhh
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>>84526538
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>84526341
Crystal Meth
by LeatherKittenBoots


“Greg asks Amethyst to turn into LSD and puts her on his tongue. Hilarity ensues.”


Greg and Amethyst are smoking weed with a bong together.

They run out of weed.

Greg: “You know…what I should do about this? Something.”

Amethyst: “Y…yeah. We should, like, do something about it because…nothing.”

Greg: “B-but you know what you should do? You should turn into LSD. Then we can both still get high.”

Amethyst: “Okay…!”

Amethyst turns into LSD. Greg puts her on his tongue

Amethyst dissolves and is swallowed by Greg.

Greg’s body absorbs Amethyst and he gets her Gem and all of her powers.

The Crystal Gems and Steven mourn Amethyst’s death. Greg doesn’t care too much.

Greg goes on a “power trip”, winning arm wrestling matches, and then professional wrestling matches.

Greg challenges Jasper to a fight. She says, “I’m going to kick your ass!”

Greg is confident. Right before the fight, he has to poop.

He goes to a port-o-potty and pushes out a huge shit.

The shit is magenta.

“Huh. Wonder why it’s that color?”

The shit transforms into Amethyst.

It was Amethyst. Shit was Amethyst.
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>>84526622
Actually, Onion Friend showed that Marty came back after awhile and got with Vidalia for real. Amethyst even knew him as "Farty Marty."
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>>84526645
Greg: “Amethyst! You’re alive!”

Amethyst is high as shit from herself being LSD, or could be completely sober, whichever is funnier.

Greg looks at his chest and sees that he no longer has Amethyst’s Gem. He realizes he no longer has any of her powers.

Greg: “Amethyst! I don’t have your Gem anymore! And you’re still high from being LSD! Ohhhh!! What am I going to do? I can’t fight Jasper now! She’ll kick my ass! ”

Still inside the port-o-potty’s toilet, Amethyst suggests turning herself into Greg and fighting Jasper in his stead.

Greg says he won’t let her do that; he has to own up to this himself.

“You already literally got turned to shit from transforming into something. I can’t let you get screwed over from transforming again, especially not transforming into me and getting your ass kicked by Jasper because I was the one that challenged her. I have to own up to this myself!”

Greg leaves the port-o-potty and confronts Jasper.

He climbs into the wrestling ring, amidst a crowd of Beach City residents. They chant, “fight! Fight!”

Greg fights Jasper.

Jasper kicks Greg’s ass pretty bad.

Greg is in a full body cast. Steven visits him.

The moral of the story is, don’t do drugs.


The End
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>>84526481
Especially selling out with a song that he wrote 20 years ago and never went anywhere.
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>>84517207
>>84517247

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihba-tLA9_k
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>>84526645
>>84526671
This is wonderful

You have this on fanfiction.net?
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>>84526626
Oh no, I didn't mean it quite like that, it's more of a relative thing. It's not that she experiences time in a different way directly, but rather years mean something different to her. If you lived for 10,000 years, a decade wouldn't seem so significant to you, given that it's now only 1/1,000 of you life instead of 1/10. The decade would still pass in the same amount of time for you, sure, but I doubt that you'd think of "the 90's" as being that big of a deal.

Pearl knew Rose for as long as civilization's existed, that'd instill a real sense of permanence into her life. A lot of people don't ever recover from losing a loved one that they've known for less than a decade, imagine 600 times that.
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>>84526734
He hasn't posted it anywhere yet.
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>>84510121
>Jo used to work on Regular Show
I knew something about that shot looked familiar.
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>>84526626
>>84526793
It's really more like comparing telling a five year old that Christmas won't come again for another year vs telling a sixty year old. To the five year old that's gonna seem like forever, and they've only had like four Christmases prior and probably can't even remember a couple of them. But to the 60 year old it's not so long.
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>>84516159
>>84516351
>>84516630
>>84518221
Hmm....

>>84526734
Such a contrast!
What happened? I guess everyone will have different opinions, but this...this is night and day! Earlier, even, I wanted to say, "Well, EVERYONE'S a critic!" but never got around to.

Thanks for the praise, too, btw. It would make boss proud to hear that someone loved his story. So I'll tell him in the morning.

>>84526816
More in a sec...
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>>84525789
>>84525595
>>84525704
>>84526580
I'm really hoping this episode lead to her being more amiable to Greg.
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I think a big part of it is simply that the gems don't seem to give a fuck about, you know, understanding or interacting with the big world out there and mostly stay among themselves. So the things of their past just feel a lot more present because it's something they all share and brought them together and they're constantly revisiting.

Like, think about it, the gems have demonstrated 0 interest in other people except maybe Connie and Greg and just kinda do their thing, except maybe Amethyst and even then she just likes to wrestle and not get personal. Pearl was like "you used to hunt and gather do that lol" when all the power went out so she's clearly not paying attention

Pearl still seems to have a stick up her gem because of that. It might partly be because it's been a whole 6000 years, but I believe that it's also just because there's been nothing else, she didn't bother to find anything else. Honestly life in the temple seems to be pretty calm and uneventful. Except maybe Steven, and Steven is way too close to Rose for it to count

And all of their missions have to do with some old gem related stuff, so.

At some points I legitimately wonder if the planet itself matters or if it's all just coincidence. Rose actively liked humans, but the other gems seems to be on very "eh who cares" terms
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>>84526396
Chances are Greg blows all 10 million during the episode.
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>>84527143
Dunno

Maybe his buddy gets into some shit and somehow he loses all of it because of that rather than losing it all himself
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>>84526724
Jesus that last bit got so tinny and has no bass.
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>>84527131
>except maybe Amethyst and even then she just likes to wrestle and not get personal
Vidalia, tho.
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>>84526165
so that's why Pearl is salty... he sold the song that could be the "most important" to Rose... if that's the reason it's totally valid tbqh
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>>84521526
It's the most likely way they'll end the episode but I'd rather they avoid a cliche like that.
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>>84527256
That's not the reason. She's just salty at the reminder that Rose liked Greg.
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>>84515623

Let it be so.

I need this ship to sail.
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>>84525595
We saw Pepe's Burgers in Same Old World
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>>84525595
>10 gorillion
>doesn't care
>misses his wife
>just wants to hang out with his son

GREG (RE)CONFIRMED BEST BOY
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>>84526638
They've both moved past that.
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>>84515623
Whoa whoa wait a sec guys what about Steven? Hear me out... what if we get to see.. 2 or even 3 new fusions?
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>>84527475
I love this picture. It looks like they got caught doing something lewd.
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>>84526626
Actually time is in fact relative, and proven to move slower for some smaller creatures. Like for example, a fly can recognize an image flickering at 7 times the speed that a human can. Now I'm not saying the gems work this way, but time is in fact relative.
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>>84515360
Hopefully a Steven Gem fusion finally.
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>>84527557
So they can get on a shitty carnival ride? They can just stretch themselves up a bit.
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>>84527522
>stevamedot fusion
I don't think I could take it
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>>84527647
Would explain why it's a "smoky" quartz. Blend enough colors and it'll all turn brown.
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>>84527143
Generally the crewniverse are good at subverting tropes and expectations. Here's hoping Greg stays rich but just doesn't care about using the money.
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>>84527536
They did anon. Who goes behind the barn to play pinata with just one other person at a party? Pinatas probably full of drugs and sex toys.
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>>84527694
Also hoping that Marty genuinely decides to be a bit more of a face, even if he still keeps the douchey demeanor.
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>>84516915
I honestly like it. I have a weakness for SU oc's
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>>84527795
Marty a cute
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>>84527795
Reminds me of one of the Australian guys in Overwatch.
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>>84527694
This seems the most likely outcome. He's a man of simple tastes who puts people first. They'll probably find the stuff in Empire city isn't any better than there life in Beach city.
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>>84527795
I can't believe Junkrat stole Gregs song.
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>>84527848
They're only visiting Empire City for like a day to try to impress Pearl anyway. If they were moving there Garnet and Amethyst would be there.
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>>84527795
well, it's a step up from $5 for a pizza slice
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>>84525595
Will Greg lose all of his money by the end? Y/N
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>>84527795
I assume that large fries and a coke are included in the meal to justify that price. Maybe even some nuggets.
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>>84527997
I'm gonna say no because Greg isn't the kind of guy to blow all that money in one go, especially when he can use it to help Steven live.
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>>84527978
Aware of that, but using Empire City as a representation of "the good life" They'll understand that the good life isn't any better than their life back home.
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>>84528134
none of the characters going have ever bemoaned their financial situation

this is really just a treat for Steven
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>>84528043
Dude you don't have to speculate just look at the shot right before that.
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>>84527996
Only if it's a combo. That's a little pricey for just a sandwich from a large fast food chain.
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>>84527997
No
I think he'll maybe buy an actual house and then do something like >>84525747
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>>84528208
I think it's for Pearl actually. Greg probably assumes Pearl would like fancy stuff.
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>>84527475
I don't care what anyone says their relationship is innocent.
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>>84528221
That does not look like large fries and a drink, unless it's like Sonic and Checkers and they just pack the fries in.
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>>84528431
That's some high grade denial there anon.
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>>84527131
>Pearl still seems to have a stick up her gem because of that.

I'd like to stick something up HER "gem", if you catch my drift...
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>>84527795
I find it interesting that this appears to be an older commercial staring a younger Marty

so does that mean that Marty waited like 15 or so years to give Greg his money?
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will any full eps leak before Monday?
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Gaging Steven
by leatherkittenboots


“An unfortunate accident cause Steven’s personality to change, causing panic for Peridot, and joy-luck for Jasper.”


[[Peridot is in her workshop in the Crystal Temple with Steven one afternoon, teaching him how to be an engineer. She finishes assembling an RC device for a toy she made for Steven; she presses a button on the remote control, and the toy—a small car—zooms across the room.]]

Peridot: So you just connect these two components here, and—(presses a button on the controller) voila!

Steven: Woow! Peridot, you’re so smart!

Peridot: (beams proudly) You’re not too far behind yourself, Steven. Now, here—show me what you’ve learned.

[[Steven smiles and looks and the equipment table. He reaches down a grabs two things; he touches a spark to a tamping iron. The tamping iron rockets out and shoots through his chin and up through his brain and skull. Steven falls to the ground, Family Guy-style. Peridot looks on with both her hands covering her mouth and eyes wide, shocked.]]

Peridot: !!!!

Steven gets up. He is no longer himself, but his personality has changed. He has become exactly like Phineas Gage, after his identical accident. Steven is now loud, rude, obnoxious, and incredibly foul-mouthed. He now speaks like a disgruntled New Jersey native; actually, he sounds just like Gilbert Gottfried.

Steven opens his mouth and lets loose in incredible torrent of foul language.

“What’s with all the cool chatter? Sound like someone’s having some serious, serious conversation,” a voice asks.

It’s Japser. She walks into Peridot’s workshop.

“Jasper!!” cries Peridot. “You have to help me! It’s Steven; the iron rod—it’s stabbed through his brain. It’s altered his personality…”
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>>84528568
not him but also think its an innocent relationship

Amethyst and Greg's conflict is about Amethyst blaming Greg for Rose's death, there wasn't some sexual shit that happened between them
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>>84528718
i hope so
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>>84528728
“Well, I can see that,” says Jasper.

Peridot continues: “…and he’s no longer whom he used to be!! Pearl and Garnet are going to kill me! Amethyst probably won’t even care…but I’m a shattered Gem if we can’t figure out a way to heal him!”

“Why should I help you?” Jasper asks. “I would kill you myself! Not because of Steven or anything; I care about this as much as Amethyst would.”

“…Is that a Quartz thing?” Peridot asks.

“Whatever. I would kill you myself just for the sake of it, then use the Healing Water from Rose’s Fountain to bring you back to life, just so Garnet and Pearl could kill you all over again for stabbing Steven.”

Steven turns to Jasper and cusses her out for no reason.

Peridot gets really scared, thinking that Jasper would hurt Steven even worse. But then Jasper smiles.

“Hey…I like him!” she says.

“You…what now?” asks Peridot.

“I…LIKE him!!” reapeats Jasper.

“WHAT!? Why? Why, when he’s like…this??” Peridot asks.

“Well, before he was always talking about PEACE and LOVE…” Jasper says, saying the words “peace” and “love” mockingly with her eyes crossed and her tongue stuck out, “…but now he’s COOL and he’s talking about AWESOME stuff!!”

Peridot’s eyes are as wide as they’ve ever been.

“Come on, Steven,” says Jasper, “Let’s blow this joint! We’ll go to town, and, heh, mix it up a lil’ bit!”

Steven sneers and spews obsceneties and marches off after Jasper.

Perdot’s eyes go wider and she falls to the floor on her side and goes into a fetal position.
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>>84528728
dude wat
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>>84528431
Later in the series we learn Murdercock had a little sister who died and Amy is his surrogate, essentially.
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>>84528762
******


In town, Jasper and Steven a ransacking Beach City, vandalizing the town and beating up random townsfolk for no reason. This is a reference to how some soldiers abuse their power and attack the innocent foreign natives while stationed overseas in those native persons’s homelands; Jasper is a former Gem Homeworld Soldier.

“You’re FUN, Steven,” Jasper beams, all smiles and she punches Mr. Smiley in the face, making him sad. “I never knew you knew how to treat others RIGHT, just the way I do!”

Steven sneers and cusses at the townspeople he’s beating up. He turns to Jasper and smiles a smiling scowl.

Jasper chortles and laughs. “Hey, what would Garnet say if she could see her precious “beacon of light” shining down all over the town right now!?” she asks. “Heh-heh!!”

Steven sneers and smiles a crooked smile, “Ga’net, eh!? She still beat your brittle BUTT in BATTLE, ya’ BOOB!” he says.

“Yeah! She, wait, WHAT!!?” Jasper bellows, enraged that Steven would insult her pride.

Steven sneers more and obnoxiously repeats himself slowly and clearly, even enunciating.

Jasper’s eyes turn red in fury, and she reels back and punches Steven harder that she’s ever punched anyone ever before.

Steven poofs even before Jasper’s fist makes contact with him, like a martial artist breaking a board.

Suddenly, Jasper comes back to herself she jumps backward in horror, both her hands covering her mouth in shock.

“Oh no, what have I done!!?” she cries. “Garnet, but not Pearl, but definitely Garnet is going to kill me now for this!!”

Suddenly, Steven’s Gem, which was the only part of him left unscathed, begins to glow and Steven regenerates; his Rose Quartz Gem allow him to regenerate much faster than normal.
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>>84528221
fuck now i want a burger and the only places open are crappy fast food joints
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>>84528716
He probably was never planning on giving Greg the money, but he most likely lets it slip in Drop Beat Dad that it's technically Gregs money.
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“Jasper,” he says. “Thank you! Your blind rage that you refused to get help for through anger management classes back on Gem Homeworld allowed you to punch me hard enough to destroy my physical form, allowing me to regenerate completely from being stabbed through the brain. Thank you, Jasper.”

Jasper looks at Steven smiling, with tears in her eyes.


******


Meanwhile, back at the Beach House, Peridot is on the living room floor in front of the couch, huddled underneath the coffee table.

“Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno…”

She is shivering in hysterics.

“WhatAmIGoingToDoWhatAmIGoingToDoWhatAmIGoingToDoWhatAmIGoingToDoWhatAmIGoingToDoWhatAmIGoingToDo?!” she mutters.

Suddenly, the door bursts open.

“PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!!” screams Peridot.

But it’s only Jasper.

“Peridot!!” Jasper cries. “Steven is back to normal now! I punched him and he poofed and the iron rod fell out of his brain and he regenerated and now he’s back to normal now!”

“Oh thank the STARS!” cries Peridot, runiing up to hold Jasper’s hands. “Now Pearl and Garnet won’t kill me for letting him get stabbed though the brain, thanks to you punching him!”

As Peridot was speaking, the Warp Pad in the Temple activated and Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl returned from a mission.

“What did you just say you did to Steven?” Pearl asks with anger in her eyes, having herd what Pearidot had just said.

“They just said they stabbed him through the brain,” says Garnet, arms crossed.

“Eh,” says Amethyst, “I don’t care.”

“THAT WAS HER!!” Jasper yells “I DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT!!” Perdot’s pupils shrink and her eyes turn white with fear.

“But you punched him and he poofed,” says Garnet, both having heard and known in advance thanks to Future Vision.

Jasper’s lips droop.

Both Jasper and Peridot run out of the Beach House, screaming for their lives.
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Hey Rivet, just pastebin this shit man. It floods the thread.
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>>84518923
I think he's always kind of taken his strength and durability for granted. Like when he jumped out of the teacups in "Serious Steven" like no ordinary boy would, except that he probably didn't even consider that drop dangerous.
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>>84528821
or success has changed him for the better and now that Marty is rich he feels foolish for not giving Greg his proper share when he was younger
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>>84528839
Pearl and Garnet give chase and are in hot pursuit.

Jasper is leading with Peridot close behind. Pearl catches up to Peridot and grabs her. Peridot screams.

Jasper turns around to point and laugh at Peridot, but gets clocked in the face by Garnet.

Garnet and Pearl beat up Peridot and Jasper. Steven walks in from the town.

“Hey, guys. What’re you doing?” he asks.

“Taking out the trash.” Garnet answers stoically.

“That’s great! I had a long, busy day today,” says Steven.

“Well, you can tell us about you busy day over dinner, and then head off to bed to rest up from it for tomorrow,” Pearl answers, speaking to him kindly.

“That sounds great!” Steven answers. He, Pearl and Garnet turn to head back to the Beach House.

“Goodnight, Peridot! Goodnight, Jasper,” Steven calls as he and the other two Gems walk away.

Peridot and Japser groan. The star-iris-ins close and pop on their bruised heads.


THE END
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>>84528863
Nah man. Based on the leaked pictures, he's as smarmy as ever. I feel like he only showed back up in Beach City to gloat/get his bus washed.
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>>84528839
>Thank you! Your blind rage that you refused to get help for through anger management classes back on Gem Homeworld allowed you to punch me hard enough to destroy my physical form, allowing me to regenerate completely from being stabbed through the brain

Kek
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>>84528894
And to drop off the check
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>>84528753
Only partly. The other half is that Amethyst wanted Greg to notice her but he was so caught up in Rose, and even after Rose was gone he didn't really notice her. She changed her hair to look more like his, but it didn't work. As Marty noted, Greg has a thing for tall women, and Amethyst does not fit the bill.
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so anyone else see the new clip from Too Short to Ride?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsponXugAgc
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>>84528951
>Gregs hair
And Vidalias to actually. Plus Amethyst actually got jealous of Greg over the years since she saw him as someone who was taking Rose, who is basically her mom, away from her.
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>>84528999
they explicitly said it was to mimic Greg's
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>>84528951
nah, for 1 she had that hair long before she met Greg

besides it sounds like they used to be good friends they just had a falling out after Rose died, Amethyst isn't actually some type of attention whore. Pearl describes them hanging out and watching stupid tv shows together all the time, thats all probably before Rose died, once she died Amethyst blamed Greg probably said some stuff she shouldn't have and turned into Rose to mock him, then they stopped being friends.
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>>84529021
I dunno, every time we see Vidalia's hair from when she was younger, it looks a little like Amethysts. I could easily be wrong though.
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>>84528952
yes
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>>84528935
>Implying Marty "75% of Gregs profit" Lastnane would give up 10 million dollars
Martyfag, is that you? I haven't seen you post in awhile.
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>>84529043
that picture was retconned

Sugar said she didnt have long hair until Greg came along
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>>84529103
Greg holds a check for $10m and goes to the NYC analogue of the show to stay in a ritzy hotel. He gives a character $100 like it's nothing.
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>>84529043
>Garnet fighting off sharks
>Pearl and Amethyst saving a crew member's life
>Rose is just fucking standing there like a smug-ass bitch
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>>84529107
that's fair

I still think there wasn't something romantic between them, they were just good friends, Amethyst used to have human friends, Vidalia and Greg for sure although its possible that some of the other townies knew her when she was younger too
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>>84517617
fuck you nigga.

>>84529132
When you look that boss, you gotta.
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>>84513370
Wait, Greg was the guy that sang "Let me Drive My Van into your Heart?" In Season one?
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>>84529132
Someone has to fucking lead the crew and pose like that.
>>84529152
I see Greg has her bud turned step father after he and Rose got serious.
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>>84529165
yeah funny how he has changed from a joke of a musician to an actually impressive musician who is rich and successful
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>>84529226
whatever man I'm ready for the Marty redemption
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>>84529213
>Joke.
He had actual talent, but a shitty manager combined with meeting a literal Goddess that exuded the "fuck me" vibe made it so he couldn't continue with it.
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idk I think fusions are overrated
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>>84529239
I more meant that in episode two when we first meet Greg its sort of implied that he isn't just a washed up rock star but that he was never good in the first place, like he has dozen of copies of his own cd cause he couldnt even give them away
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>>84529236
you're dead to me marty
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>>84528716
I'm more concerned that Greg and possibly Steven, maybe one or more or of the gems, and maybe some townies never noticed that one of Greg's songs was in a commercial, depending on who may have heard the song. Like maybe it might just be Greg that would recognize it, and I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have a tv of his own, but it's still a long time for him to never come across it at all.
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>>84528842
Sure, thanks. It'll be my Pastebin debut. Wonder if boss'll mind me putting his story up on there. Better leave a memo that I did.
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>>84529273
I think Beach City is kind of isolated a little, or at least Greg and Steven are.
It's weird.
>>84529268
Ah. My apologies then, anon.
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>>84529273
I mean literally only Rose was there for that concept if that was the last time he played it why would anyone notice

besides it could be a regional thing, I mean we haven't seen a Pepe's Burgers so maybe they don't have them in Delmarva
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>>84529285
Who the fuck are you? Seriously, I have never seen you in an SU thread before today.
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>>84528894
Imagine being so petty you'd drive cross country just to make your former business partner wash your van. I'm sure that's not really the case but it'd be amazing if it were.
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>>84529273
Steven wouldn't know what the song was, and Rose was the only one who showed up to his concert. Greg probably saw it and begrudgingly accepted it, as it would have been a long and expensive process to file a lawsuit. Especially so if this is after Steven was born.
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>>84529324
This is the same guy who left his pregnant girlfriend.
I hope Marty is a full on piece of shit still. I love those kinds of characters.
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>>84529324
I mean the big question really is did Marty know that he had a son in Beach City?

because I think that is a big thing, if he knew about Sour Cream and never came to visit all of these years
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>>84529316
The wandering, riveting writer! Rivet makes his appearance!

I've lurked for months now, but I've only recently come forward...

Two months ago, I wrote a futa harem X shota fanfiction that gained 468 views in 12 hours on AO3...

I took it down because it was more vulgar than Lolita, though...
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>>84529236
Marty you know you won't be redeemed.
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>>84529360
I mean its still rather unclear what happened between Vidalia and Marty

I'm still inclined to think that Marty knocked her up that night and left never coming back without have known and Vidalia never told him either because she didn't want to or because she couldn't reach him
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>>84529365
He apparently stayed around for awhile, enough to where Amethyst knew him, he probably knew Vidalia was pregnant at that point.
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>>84529383
are you kidding that is the obvious lesson here

people can change, Marty comes back and Greg doesn't trust him because of everything that happened like 18 years ago but Marty has changed since then and he actually ends up helping and support Sour Cream a lot in his DJ carrier
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>>84529393
I mean we don't know when Vidalia actually got pregnant we used to assume it was on that first night because we assumed Marty never came back but if he hangs around for a while it could very well have happened on the last night he was in Beach City
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>>84529312
>if that was the last time he played it
I think it's on one of his cds. Didn't he give Rose a free cd with it? He probably had a whole case of them to hand out to Beach City after he settled there.
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What if in Too Short to Ride, Amethyst just uses her shapeshifting to stretch herself a few inches taller for a bit, and Smoky Quartz is actually a Peridot-Steven fusion?
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>>84529404
Anon, why don't you want Marty to be a asshole? Why can't SU have at least 1 asshole character?
Why do you hate fun? Do you want to fuck him?
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>>84529422
he literally had a ton of cds in the storage unit that he "couldn't even give away"
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>>84529327
But in the clip he seems surprised like he only just found out.
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>>84529423
check the preview, its Peridot who is short both Amethyst and Steven were find but Mr Smiley wouldn't let Peridot on because she was short

also I guess Steven isn't banned from Funland anymore
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>>84529423
Because pink plus light green wouldn't even make the right color for a smoky Quartz. Besides, Steven can easily stretch himself, I can see Amy convince Peri to fuse just so they can ride a coaster together.
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>>84529453
None of them could get on. They were all too short, just Peridot was shortest.
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>>84529486
ah your right I had misheard mr smiley I thought he said squirt not squad

although this isn't actually a problem for Steven or Amethyst
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>>84529535
This, I don't think Peri has shown even any slight ability in changing her form yet.
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http://pastebin.com/iVsfALsd
http://pastebin.com/wkJ3krqM
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>>84529564
I mean neither has Pearl
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>>84525595
That fucking cut line!
That had me laughing.
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>>84516171
WE NEED TO GO SMALLER
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>>84525595
>massive change to the dynamic of the show. (Unless inflation hit really hard in this world)

He'll either loose it, or another major change makes it meaningless. Something like an alien invasion.
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>>84529236
Steven will literally redeem Satan but he will look down at you grovelling on the ground, Marty, and whisper "no".
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>>84529774
Nah, Greg will just put the money in the bank and everyone will go about their lives as usual, because Greg is a man of simple values. Him having money doesn't have to change the dynamic of the show, it only means he won't have to depend on his carwash to make a living anymore. Which if anything solves one of the biggest issues in the show because it was always a little hard to buy that he could support himself, Steven, the gems, and their house with money made from an apparently failing carwash in a small beach town where we almost never see any tourists.
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>>84529998
I mean I just assume that we have largely not seen the tourist season, I mean people talk about the beaches being packed and stuff, we just haven't seen it
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>>84529998
There is an episode called Tiger Philanthropist, just sayin
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>>84522566
haha yeah it would be rally funny if everyone just started having gay sex all the time but not in a sexual way or anything haha...
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>>84530217
I honestly think the team just doesn't want to draw a lot of big scenes full of extras.

Still, not sure if the tourist season would be big enough to support Greg year round.
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>>84530383
you would be surprised how lucrative a car wash is

I mean he only has to pay for the property and than like water and soap, its basically like 10 cents for a wash places charge $5 or more for, thats a huge profit margin
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>>84517475
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>>84529043
You need to rewatch the episodes anon. Pearl and Garnet specifically mention that Greg and Amethyst watched little butler together after Rose was gone. You clearly aren't paying enough attention to have an accurate understanding of the situation.
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>>84530426
But how many cars can he even wash? With the exception of like maybe two months a year when the tourists roll in, the town has a very small population of people who probably don't get their cars washed often, maybe a number of them hardly use cars at all with the town being so small.

And during the busy season he's limited to people who want their cars washed while they are on vacation or visiting the beach. Do a lot of people do that? And if Greg was already washing a car at the time a potential customer comes by, would they really get in line and wait?
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>>84530558
I mean its not unfeasible, there are plenty of people in these tourist style towns that basically live on seasonal income

plus most of the work of a car wash is mechanical you just hit some buttons and let a car go through and yes people do wait around in lines for it
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>>84515724
Wait, like miraculoustang?

are they an artist for the show? Holy shit.
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>>84530426
Indeed, you can use it as a front for a meth empire.
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>>84530546
yeah I rewatched it, literally nothing states that it was after Rose was gone, although I can see where you would get that implication

although how exactly you think it could have been after Rose was gone when Greg pretty much had to take care of Steven solo makes no sense, he couldn't afford to literally waste days with Amethyst if he had to take care of Steven
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>>84530641
I think Greg does it by hand.
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>>84529417
Greg left him outside of beach during a storm it's reasonable to assume he walked back to vidalia place for the night and they had sex. I'm not sure why he stuck around long enough for amethyst to know him.
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>>84530793
I mean he clearly doesn't, Catfingers showed that pretty well, he probably does detail when its slower but the last part of the wash is done by the machine
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>>84530802
He was having sex with Vidalia in the van while Greg was doing his show and meeting Rose.
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>>84529453
Steven boardwalk sins were wiped clean when he returned the ocean and stopped the giant thing in the sky.
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>>84530838
I mean the ocean was kinda his fault in the first place and Steven didn't cause the ship to crash that was Garnet
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>>84530836
Probably a quickie but staying over at her place would give him time to things right.
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>>84530865
The townies don't know the details. All they see is Steven hopping on lion and saving the day twice.
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>>84525789
>http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/steven-universe/episodes/463798/
well, to be fair, she kill for rose for thousand years and get noting, greg only wrote a song about travel in the space and get the pussy.
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>>84530973
I mean its not like he just fucked her right away, they were together for a few years before they decided to have kids, hence the age difference between Sour Cream and Steven
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>>84517139
>>84517106
>Steven Floats
This episode already aired, no? I watched the French rip but I thought the episode itself was part of the last bomb.
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>>84518306
>happy lesbian.png
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>>84531431
no Steven Floats still hasn't officially aired in America
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>>84531480
It was a kinda boring ep
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