How do we stop The Bendis?

>>84461161
Bendis?

>>84461161
We kill off Kitty Pryde and introduce a brand new Shadowcat, a black FtM transexal.

>>84461161
Stop buying his shit

>>84461225
Replace Reed Richards with a quadruple amputee.

>>84461213
Yes. Bendis, The writer.
The writer of comic books
Bendis

>>84461267
Wait, you're talking about Bendis?

Bendis-killing missiles

>>84461161
a bullet
or maybe just break his hands
or addicted to heroin

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>>84461161
How can you stop a man that is backed up by the CIA?

>>84461161
It's simple really...

We KILL the Bendis.

>>84461161
Perhaps if we feed him enough bacon cherseburgers, nature will take care of the rest.

>>84461161
We stop buying. I mean it's not like any of us buy to begin with, but you know.

why is he singlehandely writing every marvel comic right now?

>>84461330
get this hot head out of here!

>>84461639
Because he knows how to keep the loud idiots who don't actually read comics happy.

>>84461161
Slowly break every bone in his body. In the end, set him on fire.

>>84461276
About Bendis.

>>84461781
So it's Bendis we're talking about here, I see.

You can't, because Bendis is a concept. You can kill the man, but you can't kill the idea.

>>84461336
Kill? Who?

Push him off a wall like Humpty Dumpty.

When he dies in about 30 years time, hire a writer who undoes everything he did/kills off all his original characters/retcon everything he did

>>84462445
kek

>>84461161
rolling doubles, check'em

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>>84461336
How does one kill something so evil?

Where's the civil war story time

>>84463575
just google pictures of excrement.

>>84461686
But don't kill him, dump him outside a hospital so he has to live like that.

Simple. Don't acknowledge him.

Don't post about him. Don't read his books. The less exposure he gets, the better.

>>84461161
Abandon ship
let Marvel sell only to the liberals they pander to
See how they're gonna like that

>>84461267

Comic books? He writes comic books?

>>84461330
When he meant diversity does that mean that he basically talked about how his dreams about being fucked by a bull are keeping him awake at night?

You don't kill bendis. You either get down or lay down. But if you lay down...

>>84464101
It's funny that this is the solution to most creators people don't like, but it's the hardest thing for people to do.

>>84461161
Was Bendis ever good?

>>84461330
Just crash his plane with no survivors

>>84464411
he's good on noir-ish stuff. Daredevil, Spider-woman, stuff where he doesn't try to be funny and Bendis-speak actually helps make everyone look cagey and mistrusful, but he hasn't written anything like that in ages.

People say his USM was good but those people are wrong.

>>84461161
As long as he sells, you can't

Who is this bendis guy ? What's he do?

>>84461792
I know, right?

>>84464101
>>84464367
Worked for /v/.

>>84461336
As for the mobile screen? He thinks he's favourite character is safe, but Bendis has no jurisdiction. Bendis will snatch his favourite character, his waifu...and assassinate them.

>>84461686
Do it using Chaos Magic

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>>84466666
noice

>>84461282
From the army surplus store?

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>>84461161

You don't.

Have a nice day.

>>84466693
>666

>>84461227
Ha! If the Big Two actually reacted this way to poor sales, the entire staff would be different. I honestly kind of hope there's another comic crash to knock some sense into those guys.

>>84461161
You can't. This generation of teens only do twitter speak and that's what bendis does best.

>>84461330
>A federal agency dedicated to national security gives out rewards for inserting brown people into entertainment media

Can someone please explain this shit to me?

>>84468077
Part of the current administration's diversity bullshit
and Diversity meaning get rid of white people especially straight white men regardless of the agency's or department's function

>>84468203
Is there any place where I can find a list of recipients for this reward? I want to know so that I can avoid giving them money.