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Summer of Steven hype

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What are you most looking forward to? The Steven on the far right has me hyped.
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>>84451411
The Steven with the pizza cutter looks like some nice filler

Which sounds nice after the Barn arc
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>>84451651
>pizza delivery ep
>steven finds out ruby has the all time pizza delivery record
>sets off to topple her from holding the title
>she competes with him
>LAPIZZA LAZULI OUT OF NOWHERE
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>>84451411
Jesus fuck what happened to Steven on the far right

dude looks like he's got PTSD
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>>84451733
jasperedemption ain't easy
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>>84451411

>third from the right

is he gonna catch em' all or something?
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>>84451774
already caught my heart
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>>84451763
fucking cute....
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I'm going to assume that the Steven on the far indicates that the season is going to end on a downer. Maybe even a cliff hanger.
I relish the thought.
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>>84451903
only the best for you, anon
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>>84451943
>bismuth is kill
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>>84451411
That Steven on the far right does look kinda ominous.

Maybe something to do with Bismuth?

The season does end with her after all.....
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>>84451763
>>84451950
I don't find Jasper attractive.

"She" looks too much like a man for me.

Lapis best girl
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>>84452062
I like all the gems, anon

except bismuth, jesus
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>>84451411
Whats going on under pizza cutter Steven's feet? Is that fire or something? Also PTSD Steven doesn't look too happy.
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>>84452139
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>>84451411
>Kiki's Delivery Service
>Bismuth
>Winter adventure to what is probably that big Wailing Stone
>Lapis episode/Alone at Sea
>Mr. Greg
>Tiger Philanthropist?
>Restaurant Wars?
>Last One out of Beach City?
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>>84452137
I don't like Bismuth's design at all.

I hope "she" gets corrupted and bubbled.
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>>84452274
Honestly agreed
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>>84452274
>>84452137
Forgot pic
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>>84452060
Bismuth's episode is "near the end", not the actual end. The three-parter from the leaked episode list is most likely the season finale.
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>>84451763
>>84451950
>>84452137
Stop STOP. Not every gem that appears is going to join the Crystal Gems.
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>>84452332
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>>84452332
>not wanting pic related
>hating fun
>not believing in steven
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>>84451411
>winter gear Steven
>winter episode
>during the Summer of Steven
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>>84452410
>no Bismuth pictured
No longer canon. Shut it down.
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>>84452139
Jet boots?
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>>84452332
reminder
>inb4 Ruby and Sapphire
It's happening now shut the fuck up
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>>84452139
He appears flying in one of the leaked promos.
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>>84452332
>Stop STOP. Not every gem that appears is going to join the Crystal Gems
Yeah you just keep telling yourself that
>>84452274
Yeah I have to agree. This is actually the first design I haven't liked from this show. Still, Bismuth might be interesting.
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>>84452274
not every gem has to be attractive anon. besides, isn't it better to have someone you physically identify with now?
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>>84452416
Nah, they're probably just visiting somewhere thats cold year round. Probably same place as the wailing stone covered in snow.
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>>84452449
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>>84452449
Bismuth will be the only gem that doesn't join the team.
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>>84452464
>Yeah I have to agree. This is actually the first design I haven't liked from this show. Still, Bismuth might be interesting.

to be fair, I hated sardonyx' design and grating personality but she's super likable so it worked out

maybe it'll be the same for bismuth

I wanted bismuth to be some kind of cool shit though
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>>84452332
Steven is going to need an army if he's going to end the Gem Matriarchy once and for all

That's why Rose created him, almost all of her troops have been corrupted. Steven can inspire more Homeworld gems to join the Rebellion
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>>84452488
I hope Bismuth joins the team and Peridot and Lapis leave. By either dying or of their own choice.
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>>84451411
Hype for fancy Steven.
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>All these bismuth whiners

Guys, she's not going to stay. Why do you think she was bubbled, in the first place?
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This is much more than a Stevenbomb.
It's a Stevenocalypse.
I'm a little scared for this board.
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EPISODE DESCRIPTIONS WHEN?
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>>84452554
>empire city ep

I wonder what's going on, why'd pearl end up there

will it finally happen
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>>84452572
>Why do you think she was bubbled, in the first place?

cuz she black

cops are racist
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>>84452410
>Pringles poster
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>>84452632
I don't know what that means
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>>84452539
>Peridot and Lapis leave. By either dying or of their own choice.
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>>84452669
I gave them the option. Now it's in their hands.
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>>84452601
>Pearl
>Straight
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>>84452601
Maybe Pearl will fall in love with Greg and then Amethyst will cuck her
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>>84452704
HeteROSExual.
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>>84452704
the prophesy is true
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>>84452464
>>84452466
I hope she's at least a good character that adds sooner interesting dimensions.

I honestly do, I like all gems really (though I think Jasper could use more development) but bismuth looks meh

>>84452466
I'm not a buff Rasta.
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Who is the gayest gem?
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>>84452818
all of them
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>>84452503
Sardonyx' design is unremarkable but the personality for me is also great.

Great mashup, they could've made the character a gritty bipolar but they didn't.
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>>84452894
it's true

really good character writing
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>>84452844
Lapis is an independant free bird who doesn't need anyone.
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>>84453038
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so, if the jet shoes are actually a thing peridot invents for Steven, would you accept it as cartoon sci-fi or would it be too absurd
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>>84452410
>pigtails
c-cute
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>>84453139
>too absurd
>in a show about lesbian space rocks
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>>84453119
She was one of the few things I liked from that episode.
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>>84453139
She built a mecha in a barn. And used an N64 controller for a drill's laser system

But if she could build jet boots you'd think she'd have used them for herself instead of helicopter fingers on her Limb Enhancers
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>>84453038

Jesus fuck, I only just now realized that she called herself bob because steven said "no prob bob" in her first episode...

A-am I an idiot, /co/?
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>>84453198
>the few things I liked from that episode

that ep was gold, sweet anon

>that blithely gay ruby to fruit up the show for countries that use man dubbing for ruby
>ruby acting inconspicuous
>sapphire cheering ruby on

etc
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>>84453257
we love you anyway, anon
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>>84451972
>>84452060
>Bismuth
Great, another Crystal Gem! Now I have to write another story about this new character screwing Steven in the mouth and/or butt.
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>Jasper being replaced by a rainbow haired silverback
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>>84453470
>implying Jasper isn't gonna redeem herself by stopping the war criminal Bismuth
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>>84453517
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>>84453517
>Steven: SHE DINDU NUFFIN, JASPER! SHE A GUD GEM!
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>>84453565
Yeah tell people that after Bismuth attacks Lapis again
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>>84452332
That's right, Bismuth is getting canned.
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>>84453593
I hope this happens and bismuth refuses to back down

>bismuth gets rebubbled
>Lapis will remember that.
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>people not realizing that Jasper is also technically black (she's even drawn with lips, not even bismuth can claim that)
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>started watching the show a few days ago
>Gonna catch up just in time to watch alongside you faggots and have fun

'tis gonna be a good tine. I just got done with the Cluster arc.

So, is it all magic or sci-fi tech? Or both?
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>>84453517
please sugar
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>>84453695
Probably both.
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>>84453694
Bismuth looks like a common US negress, sans the fruity colored hair and grey skin.
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>>84453694
yeah but jasper is good black, like garnet
not fucking mammy aunt jemima gorilla bitch
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>>84453702
Fuck, I can dig Jasper being the honorbound type just looking for fight. Kind of like Vegeta.
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>>84453695
Tech in the vein of "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." It's even lightly implied that the gems are an artificial race outright, although there's no real indication as to who their creators may have been, or if only the current batch of gems are artificial.

Also, welcome to the club!
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>>84453758
Jasper is the Vegeta to Rose Quartz's Goku.
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>>84453769
So going by that, Steven is Gohan. Garnet is probably Piccolo.
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>>84453792
Yep.
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>>84453702
That sounds nice, actually.

But seriously, does anyone actually like Bismuth?
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>>84453819
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>>84453819
I think she's fine, but I just believe that she's worse than she lets on and will deserve to be rebubbled for a few episodes
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>>84453819
We've only seen her for a minute, way too early to judge.

Unless you mean her character design, in which case it's not as bad as a lot of people are making it out, but is easily one of the weakest on the show.
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>>84453819
I don't like any of the gems.
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>>84453411
...do you post previous works somewhere? I need them for science.
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>>84453819
Tumblr
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So, I was thinking about something. In every flashback, Pearl was shown fighting with swords, and none of them seemed to be a produced weapon. She keeps them stacked away and all instead of making them vanish. So why does she use a spear nowadays?

I was thinking that it's probably because she had to take the time to really learn how to "make" one and only really gave it thought after the war was over. Maybe she only had the necessary peace of mind to call out the spear when things calmed down. And it also makes sense that it would be diddicult because Pearls are servants, not fighters, so of course it wasn't natural for her to produce a weapon. Same way Garnet usea gauntlets and they're from Ruby, Sapphire doesn't seem to really have anything of the sort aside future vision

All this to say, if Pearl took so long to get a weapon becauae of her class, I doubt we'll see Peridot producing a weapon. "Technician" is almost as divided from straigth up combat as "servant", so if anything she might just borrow something else to use like pearl had her swords.

I want to see Peridot construct a giant robot and put the Light Cannons in there as her borrowed weapon
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>>84453874
I used to think Peridot was a badly designed character. But her personality grew on me enough to where I don't notice it anymore. Maybe Bismuth will be cool enough to trick people into ignoring her design.
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>>84453882
Anon, I...
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>>84453924
Projected weapons seem to be a fairly recent innovation for gems. All the warrior gems left their weapons behind during the last war, and Rose's shield seems to be the earliest projected weapon as far I can tell. There has to be some sort of significance to that. Nothing about Rose sits right with me. Out of all the characters, she makes me the most uneasy.
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>>84453260


Yeah the Ruby/Sapphire parts were good, but the level of idiocracy from the rubies was pure autism.

Seemed like an easy way to introduce the baseball competition to the show in the most obscure way.

>>84453694
We're clear that Amy is Latino, right?
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>>84453819
We still havent seen that much of her yet.

Though rest asurred she will be SOMEONE'S waifu
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>>84453945
SCIENCE, MR. RIVET.
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>>84453924
I like to think Sapphire's "weapon" is a visor

Garnet summons a new one when it breaks. Sugillite, Sardonyx and Alexandrite wear them too
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>>84454003
>We're clear that Amy is Latino, right?

shrug

baseball ep rules
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>>84454003
"Welp, the baseball episode! With this, now 'Steven Universe' is a full-fledged anime! It's now even more of a Western anime that even 'Avatar: The Last Airbender'!"

"That's nice, Becky."
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>>84454061
you've got to swing the bat, tak-kun
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>>84451411
oh great summer of sjw...
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>>84454132
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>>84454003
The Rubies weren't so much dumb as they were alien. They were given a simple and singular mission, and weren't fully prepared to negotiate with humans. They were really only there to collect Jasper. For bottom-of-the-barrel mass-produced grunts, they were pretty competent and diligent. They were just easy to feed false information to.
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>>84454132
Upboat my friend!
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>>84454132
This quip is so old, it's growing mold.
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>>84454132
I'm glad you're alive to witness such greatness anon.

>>84454061
I like the anime influence of it and hope it does adopt a lot of Jap fans.

On an unrelated note, the Japanese should animate more western shows

Pic related was well animated but needed more attention.
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>>84454002

>Projected weapons are fairly new

But both homeworld gems and the crystal gems have been shown to produce them and they were separated for like 5k+ years

Maybe Rose was responsable for both sides learning about it by using her shield in public during the war
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>>84454002
Well we don't know for sure how gem weapons were discovered or which was the first, although it does seem likely that Rose discovered them. There's a screenshot of an office board with a picture of what appears to be a forge, so we might find out in that episode. Gem weapons could even be part of what Jasper meant by tactics.

I don't really see how Rose discovering her shield would make you feel uneasy though.
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>>84454061
>>84454236
Remember when Sonic X did it?
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>>84454003
she is a rock monster raised by rock monsters, they do not have directly analogous races to ours.
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>>84454186
You have a point.

Pericute mentioned that in HW Pearls are just lapdog yes women and it looks like so are Rubies.

Like I said my autism hated it but there were good, fun parts in it. So sorry if I sound like some black sheep.

>>84454329
>Sonic x

Yeah that was a bad show... but that was the past anon. As long as the writing is good the animation will fill the rest.
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>>84454351
Then why do you relate to them so much if they're supposed to be so alien?
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>>84454308
a couple thousand years is "fairly new" by gem standards.
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Amy/Peri antic sound fun to me, hopefully that's what we get in Too Short To Ride.
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http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/147318061018/stevencrewniverse-theres-a-whole-lot-of-steven

>Some of my favorites of all time are coming up next week!!!
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>>84454351
>rock monster
Becky should have paired Rose up with Schnitzel instead of Greg.
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So since we are talking about japanese influences

Yellow Diamond's face looking like something out of early JoJo parts was on purpose, wasn't it?
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>>84452469
Crossing my fingers for cute 'n' comfy wintertime gems
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>>84454448
...no?
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>>84454398
Literally the best pair in the series.
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>>84454389
Because they're written by humans and many of their issues are universal.
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>>84454221
why, why did I find that funny?
you've ruined me 4chan

I now know what it means to be here forever
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>>84454462
You're not autistic enough to think that Rebecca isn't portraying race into the gems.

I'm not saying all are racialized, just some.
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>>84454461
Not yet, I think they have the potential.
They might also exacerbate each other's worst flaws and enable one another into becoming shittier people.
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>>84453624
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>>84454503

They aren't 'racialized'. Elements of their behavior are analogous to some human races, but there is no 1-to-1 relationship in any instance. The idea is to make them relatable by having them share some elements in common with humans, not to directly reference any specific race as some kind of surrogate.
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I really, really hope they don't have Steven bubble Bismuth.

Don't get me wrong, I don't want her around either, but Steven's whole thing is that he's the heart, and while it's never stated I'd like to believe that he's better at it than his mother was.

Rose bubbled Bismuth for some reason, and also because she couldn't reach out and change/help her.

This should be Steven's big moment of proving that he's not just Rose's shadow, succeeding where she failed.

Believe in Steven so that he can believe in you.
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>>84454503
Sugar's designs use features we'd consider racially diverse, but it's not directly coded that way, otherwise Pearl, the lowest rung most servile gem would look a lot more like Garnet.
One of the most common racial issues of Latinos in western communities and America in particular is being seen as alien and belonging somewhere else, but Amy has literally the opposite problem- she's entirely terran and has issues with that.
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>>84454577
Ah I understand you now, this makes sense
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>>84454448

Say what you will about the rest of Yellow Diamond's design, but that face is fucking perfect.

Fucking diamond-shaped pupils, goddamn.
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>>84454586
I don't know, Stevie seems due for a loss by now.
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>>84454586

He really has to learn that not every problem can be solved with hugs and sunshine. For all his heart, Steven is not going to fucking win over an entire galactic empire with a heartfelt speech. He needs to find out how to compromise and take different approaches.
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>>84451950
post more Jasper, she is qt
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>>84454696
>>84454735
Which is fine as well, it's just I think Steven needs to succeed here. We can't just keep bubbling up Gems that are causing problems.
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>>84453819
I'm neutral towards her. Her design is not very appealing but I think she's going to leave an exciting impact on this show's main story plot. Besides I don't think she's going to stay permanently either
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>>84454586
I mean he is gonna prove he can do what Rose can't by saving the corrupted gem

that doesn't mean he can save the soul of a war criminal

Bismuth is a monster who takes join in attacking civilians, no one can save her
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>>84454788

You're right.

Steven should be forced to smash Bismuth to save one of his other friends.
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>>84454788
There aren't a lot of other options. What else could they do, break her gem?
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>>84453819
I think her design is ugly but I like her VA.
I have high hopes that she'll reveal some CG ugliness.
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>>84454843
He needs to get Greg to fuck her.
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Serious question: Will Jasper save Lapis from Bismuth as part of her redemption?
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>>84454843
I mean I'm pretty sure the only real way to kill a gem is to melt it down in lava, if you break it the shards are still semi-sentient and lash out

that's probably why Garnet keeps a lava pit at the center of their prison, to execute gems that are too far gone to be helped anymore, like that one that got turned into a painting
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>>84452507
Steven doesn't really need an army.
He just needs a Hulk.

But I do think Jasper's joining at this point. Bismuth is going to play the whole "proud warrior that can't settle down" card so that Jasper can get a new story.
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>>84454132
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>>84453819
I like the potential for character development
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>>84454943
>lava
We've seen Clusterlings survive in super heated peridotite without even being poofed.

ONLY the lava in the magical pocket dimension that is the Inner Sanctum has been seen to destroy gems.
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>>84454907
Yes its so fucking obvious

Jasper's entire redemption is gonna be built on a contrast between her and Bismuth. Bismuth comes off as reasonable and down to Earth but is really a war criminal and a monster. Jasper comes off as abrasive and angry but is really an honorable soldier.
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>>84454980
>It cost less for women
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>>84455029
I mean the Cluster is in a pocket, its not sitting in a sea of lava
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>>84455036
>99 cents.
>Pay with a dollar.
>Nobody ever asks for the penny back.
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>>84452752
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>>84452911
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>>84455030
>Honorable soldier
Ehhhhh 50/50 from what we've seen. Then again Peri was a fucking cold blooded bitch in her first appearance, so who knows what Jasper might end up like.
>yfw when she likes fry bits because they reminder her of a Homeworld delicacy
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>>84454842
>Steven has to make a Sophie's Choice
Do it Sucrose, I know you have the balls
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>>84455062
I'm talking about the gem mutants they fought on the way down while drilling through moltent peridotite, m8.
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>>84455036
Is this your first time in a SU thread or something?
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>>84455118
That's not a Sophie's choice you asshole.

If you can't use the expression right, don't use the expression.
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>>84455143
I mean gems might be able to survive in lava when formed but that is different than being able to survive in it if your form isn't protecting your gem

we know that Garnet can survive in lava but I don't Ruby and Sapphire would live through it if they were poofed and then dropped in lava
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>>84454980
DELET THIS
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>>84455096
Autism at it's best.
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>>84455030
>>84455105

>Honorable soldier

She seems more like "efficient" soldier than anything. She didn't try to fight Garnet on even grounds, she pulled out the neutralizer, for example.
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>>84455175
Garnet can move in lava because Ruby has fire powers, m8.
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>>84453257
No, but you haven't watched Ocean Gem enough times.
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>>84455196
No... we can do it better.
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>>84455165
d'oh
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Did I miss something?
Why are people talking about bismuth?
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>Restaurant Wars finally coming up
Can we PLEASE finally meet Frymom?
I want to see how they turn wedge fries into a hair style.
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>>84455196
Unironically, the Zuke one is a way better piece of autism. It's the power of autism used for good.
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>>84455036
>that's the joke
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>>84455199
That's actually a good way to try and give her character though. Right now she's a General or what have you, so she can't afford to go about being fair and playing by the rules on the battlefield when other people are under her command.

Like so a flashback to her war days where she really was this honorable warrior type, but because she kept surprising her superiors over and over again with her battle record they kept giving her more clout. Eventually we see that she had to make a tough call at one point, and with too many people under her command she went with the sneaky cowards way.

It might be why she views Fusions so distastefully, because she sees it as a cheap way of gaining an advantage and it reminds her too much of what she does in order to succeed.
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>>84455308
It looks tumblr so it's probably not a joke, until it was posted as a joke. So it's only a joke if the joke was a joke, but if you're joking with me I swear, you're such a joke m8.
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>>84455199
The fact she opted to use non-lethal methods to subdue her targets is rather telling of her character.
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>>84455199
I mean honorable doesn't mean she necessarily fights fair, honestly fighting fair in a war is just stupid

I mean honorable like she sticks to codes of conduct, like our Geneva convention, and doesn't actually personally have a problem with gems just because they are on the other side. She wouldn't harm people not involved in their conflict, she wouldn't torture gems, if she agreed to a truce or a treaty she wouldn't be the one to break it
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>>84455298
She's bound to be there, the crew confirmed she exists so it's a wonder that we haven't fucking seen her yet unless she's some insane agoraphobic.
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>>84455338
The original pic had the price for a single slice of pizza being like five bucks or something. We all jokingly freaked out over the price until it became a tradition of just posting different versions of the picture.
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>>84455283
You missed a literal character reveal.
Kinda anticlimactic
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>>84455352
>just blast them with the ship
L M A O
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>>84455387
They were set to STUN anon.
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>>84451763
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>>84455165
>a choice between two options that will result in the destruction of the option not chosen

Steven being faced with destroying one gem to save another is a Sophie's choice you buffoon
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>>84455320

>General

I don't think that she's a general. I mean, thinking back, I doubt that Peridot's mission was that important. Yes, the cluster was a powerful geoweapon, but that shit had been there for five thousand years in a planet that was pretty much cut off. I think that at some point Yellow Diamond just looked through her files and was like "...Oh. Right. Earth should still be a thing, let me send someone to check."

Jasper seemed more like a very good soldier used to leading squads and all but not necessarily a general, I don't think you would send a general by themselves in a mission without any rubies or support. She did have the pride of a higher up though.

I'm not really aware of military rankings, gonna be honest here
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>>84455387
Steven was able to stop it with his shield.
That would have poofed them at worst.
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>>84455320
Y'know, I'm kinda interested in what they could do with her character now.
Bismuth is clearly taking the war dog path from her.

So now, I'm thinking the best path they could go is having Jasper be kinda a parallel to Rose honestly: a soldier that is taught to love and sympathize with others.

Or, more likely,
Rose had:
>Pearl, a servant who was taught to rebel
>Garnet, a being trying to be free from all of the establishments
>Amethyst, a soldier that came out small and was taught to fight for Earth & chill

So far, Steven has:
>Peridot, an engineer who was taught to rebel
>Lapis, a being trying to be free from all the establishments
>and now, possibly Jasper, a soldier who...
Jasper's the most different here, since Amethyst was actually handicapped, but still teaching the loyal soldier to question her commander and possibly relax would be similar and pretty fun.
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>>84455478
I'm not either, but your idea about her being just a really good soldier probably holds more ground anyways.

She was obviously important enough though for them to send a whole squad of Rubies looking for her though.
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>>84455363

Didn't she yell at Sapphire for singing, and imediately say "fuck the mission" once she saw Steven's shield even though she was supposed to be Peridot's escort? Yellow Diamond straigth up said that Jasper was designated for Peridot

As for her codes of conduct, she was kind of an hypocrite.

>sees fusion
>pff weak shit m8 git gud
>gets her ass beat
>WOW SO FUCKING HAX DAMN FUSIONS IF I COULD DO IT TOO I'D WIN

I dunno man. Also she seemed to take it pretty personally when she saw Steven in that dream episode.
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>>84455478
I think Jasper isn't really high in the command structure so much as highly ranked as a warrior

After 5000 years there probably aren't that many veterans of Rose's rebellion left and Jasper is probably considered one of the best
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>>84455557
Blood Knight Jasper when?
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>>84455036
Dude you don't even want to know what the original one's fucking price was.
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>Diamonds = Matriarchs, leaders
>Sapphires = Diplomats
>Pearls = servants
>Quartz type = warriors
>Rubies = common soldiers
>Peridots = technicians

What kind of gem was Lapis supposed to be back in the homeworld hierarchy? Do you think we'll ever see a "simple worker" type or would rubies and pearls fill that part?
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>>84455478
>I'm not really aware of military rankings, gonna be honest here

Don't worry, you're right. General is usually the highest military rank and they don't go to missions like those.
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>>84455557
I mean I would be taking things personal too if I was being imprisoned and tortured which is basically what Lapis did to her

I mean she made a judgement call that this thing that Rose created was more important and a higher priority than making sure the Cluster was on schedule, honestly I am not sure if she was wrong about that and Jasper was in charge so it was her choice, the Rubies were rather clear about that

I don't think being willing to adapt to win is being hypocritical, she realized she was wrong about fusion and that her only chance of salvaging her mission was in fusing with Lapis, so that is what she did, she is willing an able to adapt when she is wrong, there is nothing bad about that
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>>84452655
its so weird to know that is actual canonical real life steven
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>>84451774
Pokemon go episode, gotta cash in before the contrarians start shiting on it
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>>84455653
>What kind of gem was Lapis?

Well, we know she came to Earth more or less as a tourist. Between her OP powers and general moodiness I'd wager Lapises are generally high-class.
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>>84455653
Maybe explorer, they'll definitely get to that soon.
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>>84455631
5 dollars.
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>>84455379
Got a link to when it happened?
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Why do the gems, especially Homeworld gems, use female pronouns instead of having their own unique term to refer to themselves as the genderless alien species that they are? What use do they have of female pronouns for a species that doesn't have females or males?

It makes sense for the Crystal Gems to use such terms, especially Steven's sake and all the other fleshlings, but an alien race wouldn't have the need to use those terms among themselves. It seems to be that they would only bother with such terms when categorizing and referring to species where it would apply, such as humans and most of the organic life found on Earth, but that is not the case.

Is the real reason they went this route, the gendless alien thing, is so that they can masquerade same-sex relationships as anything but? Is this a case of simply exploiting a loophole?
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>>84455762
Asking that is about as useless as asking why Gems speak English at all.
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>>84455653
some people have suggested they are a type of scout

with their ability to fly and their ability to replay things they have seen in the past onto a mirror like surface

Also I would consider Sapphire to be more advisers than diplomats
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>>84455653
Lapis was a just privileged citizen. She likely didn't do anything, and just lived in luxury.

Gems are race that can survive without food, water, or shelter, so they don't need to obtain things to support themselves, which means gem likely don't have anything resembling our human economy. There isn't really "rich" or "poor", so not every gem has to have a role. In fact, it's likely a majority of gems have no roles at all besides simply existing, and leave all the work to the specifically-engineered worker castes.
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>>84455762
Gems probably have an automatic translator built in to them, which is why the speak English to Steven and it comes out with the closest translation
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>>84455754
Thank Cartoon Network and their complete lack of understanding on how spoilers and promos shouldn't go together.

https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
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>>84455557

Jasper was pretty quick to think of fusing with Lapis, and there didn't seem to be any hesitation considering how gems usually react to cross-gem fusion. She must be open-minded to some extent, especially since she seems like an older gem. She wanted to fight on more even grounds since Garnet is a dirty, horny cheater devoid of all honor while singing about how cheating in battle gives her the warm fuzzies.
She seemed pretty messed up when she saw Steven in the dream. She didn't get a chance to recollect herself enough to really speak coherently, she could have been trying to reach out for help.
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I will see her again
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HEY SHAKE A LEG!!!!
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>>84455653

Maybe she was a xeno historian.
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>>84455961
Fucking delicious.
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>>84455916

Honestly it felt more like Jasper was just going kinda loco when the ship crashed. Felt like she cared about nothing other than beating Garnet down

Also

>Wanted to fight on more even grounds
>Garnet literally had to destroy her one-hit-kill weapon so Jasper wouldn't use it the entire fight

Nah man, she just wanted to win. Jasper seems like the competitive type, maybe a bit of a sore loser but also someone that recognizes their oponents' strength. She recognized that fusion gave Garnet an edge and once she had the chance to run aroundas Malachite she recognized that it wasn't just a cheap trick.

Also, she commended Lapis on keeping her trapped for so long, and she was the one that said she respected Rose's tactics and all.

But all of that seems more like "I respect your methods if you show me they get results" instead of being "I respect your methods because of some moral weight"

Which can also be pretty cool
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>>84455878
Eh. Could've been worse. At least we met her in a prior episode (unofficially).

Imagine that had come out before Same Old World.
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WHEN DO THE EPISODES START FUCKING DAMMIT.
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>>84455961
I want her to peg me and call me a dirty human

Damn how do you guys do that black line shit?
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>>84456124
Monday.
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>>84456142
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>84456172
BE PATIENT YOU LITTLE SHIT
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>>84456130
Why settle for a strap-on when she could just shapeshift a colon-wrecking penis that actually works?

Seriously, imagine her dumping a fat load on your sweaty, exhausted face, humiliating you for your weakness and degenerate behavior.
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I'm going camping in Wyoming the same day Summer of Steven starts.
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>For you, the day Bismuth poofed you was the most important day of your life... But for me, it was Tuesday.
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>Mid-season 2 I was told that when Lapis returned her personality would go poof
>Got sad because she was my favorite
>Hit barn mates
>It's all still there and the characterization is expanding

What a happy day to be a lapisfag
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Do gems bleed?
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>>84456130
>he doesn't know how to spoiler
Read the damn FAQ, you hopeless newfag.
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>>84456316
The only people who got mad about her personality are plebs who wanted shitty woobie happy-go-lucky water angel that fucks peridot. I like this Lapis.
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Ok guys so this is what I'm thinking, I don't think Bismuth is the CRAZED WAR MACHINE that everyone seems to think she'll be and I'm pretty sure she got bubbled for a completely different reason. I'm pretty sure about this because TO ME it doesn't make sense for Rose to bubble her in Lion's mane as Lion's mane is the safest place on Earth, and why would Rose want to protect a war criminal se fervently. Also the fact that everything in Lion's mane was meant for Steven and was eventually all meant to be inherited by him and Rose expecting Steven to "fix" war criminal Busmuth seems too contrived and a bit too reliant on "Keikaku" powers.

What I'm thinking is that Bismuth must have been a Key member of the CG leaders in the early days of the rebellion and assuming the blacksmith theory is correct Bismuth must have been a major factor in determining the outcome of the war. As a result she became a major target for the Homeworld army and The Homeworld Armies targeted her specifically and that nearly caused her to get shattered, Rose realized this and at Bismuth's request bubbled her and protected her because on the chance that the CG's end up losing the war, Bismuth would be the most likely person to be able ti finish off what she started.

In terms of what she'll be doing in the present time I believe that she'll probably get bubbled or shattered again but instead of it being done by the CGs, I imagine it will be done by the Jasper corrupted form.

Typing this out I realized some problems with my theory but that's the general gist of it, tell me what you guys think and if you disagree I wholly respect your opinion and think you're a wonderful person
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>>84456364
no, no. People that got 'mad' at her personality were Perifags because they couldn't fathom how Lapis could possibly hate her after all that character development that Lapis wasn't around to see.

True Lapisfags were on cloud nine with every scene involving her this season.
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>>84456364
This. Everyone knows tsundere dick squad angel that fucks with Peridot is way better.
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>>84456130
Even as a newfag that started 2 years ago, I immediately went to the FAQ to not look like a idiot.
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>>84456471
Dick Squad Lapis is pretty much the greatest thing ever
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>>84456364
>>84456471

The beauty of it is that is just makes so much sense. The whole "no, leave me the fuck alone you freak you did everything wrong" thing is completely sensible.

I may be kinda boring but the selling point for me was how sensible Lapis whole character felt. The other gems are super quirky and kinda extreme, Lapis is one of the characters that seems to be just as "what the fuck is even happening" as the audience.

Somehow she feels very human. Not sure if that is technically bad writing or not but I like her character anyway
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>>84456402
My theory is that Rose knew Bismuth was really close to corrupting, and she preemptively bubbled her to avoid seeing her close personal friend become a monster. Her arc coming up deals with her fully corrupting, leaving Steven to find a way to fight her monster form and turn her back, which paves the way for curing all the other corrupted gems.
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>>84456130
highlight the line you want to spoiler, and then ctrl+ S
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>>84456604
>still not believing in the Corruption Nuke
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>>84456634
uhh

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/147118803544/i-never-really-addressed-this
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>>84456634
Assuming that's what it even was.
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>Lapis has been the embodiment of "I am way beyond giving a fuck about any of this" throughout both barn mates and hit the diamond
>But went along with it anyway

Man, she must really love the fuck out of Steven. Either that or he's got the highest charisma modifier possible.
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>>84456686
>the Heaven and Earth Beetles are corrupted gems
What?
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>>84456634
I'm not sure how to feel about a weapon being specifically used to "corrupt" the CG. Maybe it was simply a WMD that obliterated the remaining ground forces, while those that survived but not shielded by Rose became corrupted monsters over time because they were cracked.
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>>84456686
Why make the bold assumption the effects are instantaneous? Maybe all the bomb does is plant the seeds of corruption. Like fallout killing you years later of cancer.
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>>84456216
Stop Anon I can only take so much...
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>>84452410
remember when Peridot was the permanent grump and Lapis was a goof? Perpperidge Farm remembers.
>>84451411
What the fuck happened to the 14th?
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>>84456361
Fuck you Marty!
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>>84452274
this
What kind of bismuth doesn't have any edges?
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>>84456719
>Are you really a Crystal Gem?
>but, you set me free

It's a damn shame we only get to see events in Steven's perspective and through mostly silhouette flashbacks.
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>>84456755
corrupt gems aren't cracked though

Rose can heal cracks, and we have seen multiple cracked gems and they are clearly a different issue than corruption
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>>84456686

Pretty sure that's just a gag done by crewniverse as it wouldn't make sense for said Gems to show in CG flashbacks in their uncorrupted form
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>>84456634
>>84456757
I still think that it only activates in gems that have engaged in inter-gem fusion, as a way to prevent Homeworld gems from being corrupted. If she was hit by it back then, Malachite may have triggered it in Jasper.
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>>84456824
Lapis's flashback shows all the Homeworld forces fleeing Earth before what we assume was the Corruption Bomb was set off
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>>84456749

The Crewniverse stated that the beetles were corrupted gems.

However, that guy's "theory" is still retarded because a) it's just a cute background and isn't meant to be based in lore and b) there's literally nothing saying that the Heaven Beetle can't conjure herself up as many tiny gaming consoles as she wants.
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>>84456686
>http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/147118803544/i-never-really-addressed-this
>A gem monster isn’t going to be shrinking down or making game consoles, nor would she be collecting them
That's a pretty risky assumption to make. Corrupted Gems are WEIRD with a capital WEIRD. If there was a Gem with shrinking powers running around who got corrupted, she could well decide to collect human things to make herself a little human house.

And if we discount that possibility, then how did she get those things? They had to have come from somewhere, and there's no reason the Heaven Bettle's little bettle house couldn't have been made after her corruption. Why would anyone make it before her corruption?
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>>84456824
That's pretty specific, don't you think?
Also this >>84456850
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>>84456471
Nah that sounds too autistic
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>>84456897
>Peridot fans
>autistic

ding ding ding
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>>84452818
Ruby, easily
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>>84456824
>>84456850
Even with many of them leaving, I don't think Homeworld really CARED about hitting their own with the nuke.

They likely got the important gems off the planet, and nuked the remaining soldiers along with the crystal gems.

No way those 4,500 years worth of corrupted gems were JUST Crystal Gems.
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So Smoky Quartz is gonna be Amedot right?
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>>84453702
Oh please oh please oh please, this will be the best thing ever
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>>84456815
oh, right.

The point that I was trying to push was that I'd rather see the source of the corruption to be a consequence of the individual gems rather than an artificial object like a "corruption" bomb. Kind of like Madoka Magica where the magical girls can turn into witches due to the overuse of their "soul gems" making them succumb to the darkness or whatever.
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>>84456897
>Nah that sounds too autistic
It's supposed to. He's offended by their opinions and trying to convince you to be as offended as he is. It's good to be skeptical of secondhand information about things the teller hates with a passion.

In reality, people understood exactly why Lapis was so upset. The real reason they got mad at her was because she was completely and unrelentingly hostile towards Peridot, to the point of crushing the tape recorder that she got from Steven as a gift. She was totally in her right to be upset, but that was a dick move.
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>>84456878
But aren't these guys supposed to be mindless?
How would a corrupted gem build a house by its own?
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>>84456930
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>>84452288
Nice thumbnail
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>>84456977
Of course
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>>84456996
You're right, it was a dick move.

But Peri had her fair share of dick moves as well.
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>>84457036
they clearly aren't mindless, Monster Friend showed that pretty clearly

Forced Fusions might be mindless but those are also something different than corrupted gems
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>>84454943
gems soak up life force to grow, if you want to kill one you have to suck the life force back out of it. Throwing their gem into lava might just put them into the absolute worst kind of hell imaginable.
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>>84457073
Thank you
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>>84455298
>>84455364

Hopefully. We need more Fryman episodes.
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Why is it that in every SU Fanfiction with a sex scene tha I've read from being posted on /sug/ I've had to pray and hope it doesn't end in futa dick?
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>>84455298

Doesn't Peedee already have wedge hair? I'd rather her hair be crinkle cut fries.
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>>84457243
>liking any of the humans besides greg

I thought you were dead para
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>>84457186

Since molten rock is sort of where they came from, melting the gems down in such a manner might actually disperse the absorbed life back into the earth.

Or not, whatever. Who the fuck knows how gems work. Sugar just makes this shit up as she goes.
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>>84456996
Lapis didn't know just how important that tape recorder was for Peridot. Lapis calling it garbage was very harsh, but lessened by the fact that she didn't mean it as an ill will towards Peridot's development, but rather that such an object had no meaning for her since she just wanted to be left alone rather than prattle on and on like what Peridot loves doing.

Peridot presumably does not know about Lapis's past aside from Malachite and being familiar with Earth during the time of the CG war. Hence why her remark about "being trapped in a tape recorder too" was amusing and very poignant for Lapis as well.

Basically the meat of the episode was that both gems were in the wrong for refusing to communicate in a productive and empathetic manner. Sure, you could say that Peridot was the one who was actively trying to get closer to her, but it was done in such a way that clearly showed Peridot being insensitive about Lapis's feelings. In the end, Peridot finally got through to her and left them as per Lapis's instructions, which we can see after Steven guilt-tripping her that Lapis was regretting her attitude towards Lapis. In return, Lapis showed in her way that she too cared about Peridot by saving them from the impending HW threat, even looking back at Peridot to make sure she knows her intention.

Soooo basically Barn Mates was a fine episode at setting up a baseline for the two to reconcile and I hope the same will be done for Peridot-Jasper and Lapis-Jasper in their own episodes.

Hell, I can only hope that there will be as many episodes as needed for every gem to get their relationships explored with everyone else.
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>>84457329
Oi

Connie and Onion are great humans
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So was that one plot synopsis of the Gems finding out something shocking about Rose just fake?
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>>84457284
You mean recently? I remember writefags like Beach Glass and Seed Crystal who primarily focused on hetero lewds.
We used to have lots of quality greentexts and fanfics like year or 2 ago. Sometimes janitors like to delete those nowadays.
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>>84454020
>Sapphire finally summons her weapon
>It's safety goggles
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>>84456523
Better than pedo Pearl?
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>>84457413
ayy

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/146731410014/onion-really-isnt-human
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imagine how much better these threads would be and how much improvement 4chan as a whole would experience if it weren't for the inherently cancerous waifufags spreading their cancer everywhere their greasy shadows touch
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>>84457190
Anytime. Here's a tip if you get a image and you want to find out if you have the max resolution search that image though google and it will give it to you.
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>>84457397
>Lapis didn't know just how important that tape recorder was for Peridot.
She did. When Peridot gave it to her, she said:

>When I was stuck here, Steven gave me this tape recorder as a gift

So Lapis knew exactly what it was when she crushed it.
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>>84457633

>When I was stuck here, Steven gave me this tape recorder as a gift

that says jackshit about peri's feelings towards it tho
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>>84457329

Nah, just lurking mostly.
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What am I looking forward to? The 2 year hiatus that is to follow because CN likes to force 'bombs' instead of weekly episodes so it doesn't cut into their Teen Titans GO airtime.
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>>84457308
Is that what they are? I always thought they looked like tater tots, but I guess they do have more of a point like wedges.

Crinkle cut could look pretty hot for a mom hairdo.
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>>84455966
He sounds a lot like belly bag
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William Dewey, you FUCK! You bought your rug at the Townsend Commoner Qualitie Wigs For Gentlemenne in Jersey, you cheapskate! I know it because I SOLD IT TO YOU!
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Steven's feet.
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You know what's?
If we count mineral crystal like bismuth as a gem
We can have character like salt or sugar as a gem.
By technical it is the same.
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>>84456633

Lazy motherfucker.
Type it out.
I had to type it uphill in the snow, both ways!
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>>84457686
But

>I didn't really get it at first, but it made me feel better. Just to talk about the weird stuff that was happening. It'll help you too!

did. Did you even watch the episode?
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>>84452457
Cool
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>>84452062
>liking blue angst Pearl
WEW
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>>84458624

the only thing you can get out of the entire exchange that's even remotely close to revealing peridot's history with the tape recorder to lapis is "it made me feel better", and that's a fucking stretch or did you seriously expected her to deduce peri's entire sentimental attachment to an object just from "shit's good"

and to answer your question: yes, i did watch it, but only when it came out and i my memory is shit so...
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I just watched the first episode of season 3

The fuck were the writers thinking there's no reason they couldn't have the tremors hit after they left so the gems dident look even worse at prioritising then they already are.

Also there goes my hope that the dream stuff was just Stevens imagination.
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>>84459153

> my hope that the dream stuff was just Stevens imagination

what the fuck were you thinking
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>>84459153
>Also there goes my hope that the dream stuff was just Stevens imagination.

...why though. Even if you don't like the dream power or the stuff that happened because of it, that would be a shit-tier asspull
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>>84453038
>lapis doesnt like sex
>she prefers to watch
>and masturbate
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>>84459308
She would be a voyeur at most.
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>>84459220
Oh yeah I never thought that was the case I just hoped it would never come up again so I could continue living in denial just like hellblazer #100
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>>84459367
exactly
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>>84459153
Hm episode 2 continues the theme of good episodes with an annoying minor detail (although this one is more of a makes no sense then the fuck were they thinking)

It should have been a retarded resolution but they somehow pulled it off. Then somehow them already being in bubbles allowed Steven to put a large bubble over that.
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>>84459153
>Also there goes my hope that the dream stuff was just Stevens imagination.
it would be funny and extrememly cheeky to have Steven wake up to a pile of broken up cluster shards and peridot going "it worked! it actually worked"
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I was hype until I found out Bismuth is a mammy gorilla with a bunch of unrolled condoms on her head.
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>>84456977
>>84457078
Fuck while I still think it's possible for Smokey Quartz to be an individual gem, I just realised both Peridot and Amethyst say: Holy smokes!!

Alright the fusion theory seems just a bit more realistic now to me
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>>84459585
holy smokes is hardly proof, although it does seem like the type of vague and random foreshadowing this show does sometimes
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>>84459615
Exactly. Like I said I'm definitely not as convinced as some others that Smokey Quartz will be the result of their fusion, but like you said this show occasionally has weird and very subtle foreshadowing. So who knows and only time will tell the answer

Also I fucking love that comic from your pic related
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>>84451763
Jasper gives credit where it is due, that alone is potential for a great character.

"I respected your tactics."
"So you really held out."
"You know, you're right. There really is more to this whole fusion thing."
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>>84451651
>Which sounds nice after the Barn arc
That really should have been a movie.
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>>84451651
I'm more hype for explorer Steven second from the left.
Bubbling Steven looks stupid but if that's what I think it is /tg/ will be pleased
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>>84453819
Nah
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>>84452416
I think there just mountain climbing.

I expect a Steven, connie, lapis and peridot episode.
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>>84452818
A lot of them are pretty gay but I'm gonna go with blue diamond because it's to difficult to come up with an auctual answer.
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>>84454003
>but the level of idiocracy from the rubies was pure autism.
Yeah I found it hard to believe they would use those as fucking scouts.

Then again they were more interested in Jasper so maybe the mission wasent that important so they dident bother sending the best.
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>>84452332
>Jasper isn't
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>>84460360
Wait I just saw this info on the upcoming stuff it is a bismuth gem.

And it looks fucking stupid. I don't know how there going to explain this either was she just regenerating for thousands of years because reasons.
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>>84452274
The op image has her getting bubbled anon.
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>>84452507
He won't need an army he will need assassins.
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>>84452507
Nah Rose wanted to know how it is to love like a human.
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>>84454186
Except you know the fuckup with the counting.
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>>84454007
Of course she will be waifued even Connie's mother is waifued the difrence is of course that she's not a horrible character.
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>>84454061
They should have waited until there was a more expansive cast so they dident have to fuck the Ruby's.
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>>84455036
>>84455338
>>84455377
At this point I don't even care if these things are real or edited at this point when I see them.

Everything is just a meme. Embrace the chaos.
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>>84455878
So where are people getting the idea she's a war criminal from.
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>>84452332
Oh my sweet summer child...
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>>84456364
I don't remember this scene did I miss an episode
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>>84460964
In fact where are people getting the idea she was bubbled am I missing something here.
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>>84461125
Apparently you missed a promo or two
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>>84453769
so is Peridot Nappa or Krillin?
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>>84460964
Probably just wild conjecture at this point, but her seemingly unprovoked poofing of Lapis may be fueling it. Yeah, they were at war and Lapis was wearing Homeworld garb with the Blue Diamond insignia on it, but Bismuth seemed pretty gleeful to be smashing a non-aggressive gem.

>>84461162
It's in the image in OP. Far left. Steven's holding her gem in a bubble.
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>>84455533
On the other hand they weren't very smart Ruby's.
Then again they probably dident expect much intelligence from the people on earth.
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>>84452655
IRL Steven is hot AF
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>>84454448
Intentional or not I like it
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>>84461211
Ok now I'm really confused is there a second promo I'm missing.
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>>84455446

That filename tho
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>>84461261
episode got leaked
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>>84453769
>>84453792
>>84453812
I can see the future! Steven is the strongest in the universe, but he still doesn't do crap.
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>>84461261
Not that I know of. I'm referring to Lapis' flashback in "Same Old World" where she talked about how she ended up in the mirror and all that.
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>>84461297
I really wish we dident have these retarded rules about generals so we could safely have a proper op with all this info.
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>>84461380
he's lying nothing has leaked
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>>84461310
Ah yes looking back she is there.

Although it is possible that that hair is standard for bismuth because they needed something to distinguish them but lacked the balls to give there designs the edges they logically should have had.
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>>84451411
My guesses
top: Restaurant wars
Far right: Bubbled
Gem hunt
Alone at Sea
Mr Greg
Tiger Philanthropist
New Lars
Far left: Steven vs Amethyst? Last one out of beach city?
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>>84461517
I think you're confusing left and right there buddy
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>>84461552
fuck sake
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>>84461567

I don't know man, Sake seems like a pretty cool guy to me.
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>>84460619
She's been bubbled since the late days of the first war for Earth. Rose Quartz placed her inside Lion at some point
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Fucking Finally

Hope CN doen'st make a SUPRISE Cockblock change of programming like theys did last year.

Also. SPOILER THE SHIT OUT OF LEAK/PROMO, PLEASE.

I never asked to see how Bismuth looked earlier.
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>>84462599
A characters appearance really isent much of a spoiler
And it's a thread about Steven universe it's not a thread that's become about Steven universe it's stupid to expect people to spoil stuff.

It would be like going into a thread about characters dying and then complaining about spoilers.

Although I suppose there are still a few people that don't use the catalogue so you would have to worry about more then spoilers in the op(why the fuck is it still not default)
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>>84462634
>And it's a thread about Steven universe it's not a thread that's become about Steven universe it's stupid to expect people to spoil stuff.
It' not stupid. People who don't want to be spoiled about future episode can still come to SU universe to talk about the show.

And a new character OF COURSE warrant for a spoiler.
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>>84462634
>It would be like going into a thread about characters dying and then complaining about spoilers.
But IT IS spoiler if the episode hasn't aired already (or at least hasn't been fully leaked yet). That's the very definition of it. That's the whole point of using spoiler.
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>>84462634
>Although I suppose there are still a few people that don't use the catalogue so you would have to worry about more then spoilers in the op(why the fuck is it still not default)
Using the catalogue doesn't prevent from getting spoiler from inside the thread.

Are yo saying that people who want to discuss SU but don't want to get spoiler shouldn't go in SU thread?
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>>84453702
>>84453758
>>84453769
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>>84462697
>Using the catalogue doesn't prevent from getting spoiler from inside the thread.
Yes it does that's the nature of the catalog you only see the op post until you open the thread.
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>>84451411
Woah, hey FELLAS!

Is far left Stephen holding a BISMUTH?

What does this mean???
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>>84455352
She had very little qualms about trying to kill them as Malachite. Or trying to become Malachite to kill them.
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>>84454503
They've basically said this
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>>84462859
Yet, if a I join the thread, you see spoiler. It fail to do anything

We are taking about punting spoiler in general Steven Universe Thread, not ones that specifically talk about leaking material.

Or are you saying that people who want to talk about SU but don't want spoilers shouldn't join SU threads?
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>>84463446
>Or are you saying that people who want to talk about SU but don't want spoilers shouldn't join SU threads?
Yes
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>>84463466
No.
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>>84459308
And make noises
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>>84460472
Wasn't Yellow Diamond also aware the cluster was hatching soon? Those rubies were disposable dumbasses sent on an unimportant suicide mission. Or it was just a goofy episode and the writer made the rubies stupid for a more light-hearted episode.
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>>84452574
It's a SteveNuke.
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>>84463949
Steven Fatman
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>>84463696
>Those rubies were disposable dumbasses sent on an unimportant suicide mission
That works
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Is there a good site or stream I can watch the new episodes as their air?
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>>84451411
This pic proves that this summer of Steven will be bullshit.
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>>84464143
I don't know about streaming live, but KissCartoon I think posts new episodes in HD with little to no lag pretty soon after they air.
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>>84464143
Nope.
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>>84462599
>Hope CN doen'st make a SUPRISE Cockblock change of programming like theys did last year.
I'm hoping they do.
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>>84452554
Fancy Steven has me worried. Remember singer Steven?
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>>84464143
Download links usually get posted in the General thread soon after it air. usually posted by Madri.
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>>84464343

>general thread

the ones in /trash/?
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>>84464295
Why?
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>>84452574
Given that the Loud House is airing the same day as SU, I doubt that anyone will be paying attention to the bomb.
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>>84464362
Because fuck SU.
Why should it get special treatment while other shows get fucked over? It's clear CN is playing favorites.
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>>84464359
No the one here. when the show isn't on hiatus, there are Steven Universe General threads to keep everything in a single thread.

/SUG/ are only forbidden on /co/ when the show is on hiatus.
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>>84464384
Steven Universe is one of the show CN has fucked the most with, when it comes to scheduling. The fuck are you on?

Are you sure you aren't confusing with TTG?
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>>84464369
>>84464384
oh shitposter-kun you so wacky
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>>84464406
>Steven Universe is one of the show CN has fucked the most with, when it comes to scheduling. The fuck are you on?
Clarence, Gumball, and WBB have had it worse than SU.

>Are you sure you aren't confusing with TTG?
CN barely plays new episodes of TTG. But apparently they can splurge on a month of SU.
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>>84452554
Why? Good god why?
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>>84464448
>Clarence, Gumball, and WBB have had it worse than SU.
This is factually false.

There is no favorite being played, Su is just catching on.
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>>84464428
>giving an opinion is shitposting
okay tumblr.
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>>84464384
>Why should it get special treatment
Who care? It's a good show. The more the better.
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>>84464476
aw shitposter-kun thinks he can call names
go ahead make another post exactly one minute apart
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>>84464473
>This is factually false.
Then where are the new episodes?
Face it, CN is pushing SU as its new SpongeBob.

>Su is just catching on.
The opposite is true actually.
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>>84464332
But singer Steven was great
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>>84464385
The /co/ general rules are retarded
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>>84464566
hsg here, sorry
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>>84464545
Everybody hated singer Steven.
So everyone is going to hate fancy Steven.
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>>84464500
>if i keep calling him a shitposter, it'll deflect the actual argument. uwu
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>>84464535
>Then where are the new episodes?
They have all been airing already while SU episodes have been waiting in the line forever.

It'"s simply SU's turn now.

>The opposite is true actually.
False. SU might be the show with the highest amount of unaired episodes that are already made.
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>>84464566
They make sense to me. Without new material, General turn to shit. and when the episode are airing, it's best to keep everything in a single thread.
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>>84464491
>It's a good show.
>SU fags believe this.
CN could actually benefit from less SU.
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>>84464535
>Face it, CN is pushing SU as its new SpongeBob.
That's TTG and PPG.
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>>84464646
>>SU fags believe this.
Because it is.
>CN could actually benefit from less SU.
It barely has any in the first place.
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>>84464535

>Face it, CN is pushing SU as its new SpongeBob.

You have autism. I'm not even saying this in the meme insult way, you have problems processing information
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>>84464623
>They have all been airing already while SU episodes have been waiting in the line forever.
>It'"s simply SU's turn now.
That's trying to get SU high ratings without having to face competition. Just like what Nick does with Spongebob.

>False. SU might be the show with the highest amount of unaired episodes that are already made.
That's not how cartoon production works.
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>>84464687
Then explain why CN is spamming the summer of Steven ads everywhere.
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>>84464640
Generals were originally made in /a/ because there wasn't that much discussion when shows were on a break, so all discussion could be kept to one, moderately-paced thread. When shows were airing, as many threads were allowed to be made as people wanted, so long as they weren't blatant spamming, because there were enough topics to talk about. Generals thus kept discussion going when there was little to discuss, and prevented the board from being cluttered with dead threads. Mods would generally not allow generals once a show had finished its run, but still allowed discussion threads.

/co/'s system is the complete opposite and basically makes no sense from a discussion standpoint.
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>>84464640
Except the only difference between a general thread and a standard thread is the name.
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>>84453819
Can't judge what I haven't seen.
As long as she isn't a FUCKING LIAR I'm okay with it
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>>84464720
>>84464720
>>84464720
>>84464720


OH! I get it!

HAHAHA!

I got baited! Here's your (You) my dude, you've earned it.
>>
>>84455762
Because they are females. Which is important. Since it is literally
>Gender Studies: The Cartoon

The more important question is: What is going on in the pants of Stevonnie?
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>>84464673
>Because it is.
It's been proven time and time again that it isn't.
>It barely has any in the first place.
Then CN is doing something right for once.
>>
I wonder how Bismuth's episode will play out; hopefully it makes her easy to write about.
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>>84464814
>What is going on in the pants of Stevonnie?
Stevonnie is made from the pure, innocent love that can only exist between two children.

Therefore, Stevonnie is a eunuch.
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>>84464843
She's going to have Crystal gem extremest motives that involves hurting innocents, which is why she was bubbled in lion.
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>>84464814
I'll let you know when I finish this fapfic
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>>84464689
>That's trying to get SU high ratings without having to face competition.
>Competition
You are aware that when CN air a show, it doesn't air an other one at the same time. Quite on the contrary, it will use the popularity of an other show to bring viewers to others show. Your logic make no sense.

>That's not how cartoon production works.
That's not how it should work and yet this is exactly what they are doing with SU. SU is one of the least favored cartoon by CN. They usually only air it in bomb format for high rating alone and then let their audience stuck on hiatus for months.
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>>84464886
Looks like I can write about someone other than Pearl in regards to death by snu snu.
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>>84464897
How original.
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>>84464720
Because it's standard procedure?

They always span ads when new episodes are coming., regardless of the show.

especially for bomb format.

they did the same with Staked, with Adventure time.
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>>84464839
>It's been proven time and time again that it isn't.
It hasn't.
>Then CN is doing something right for once.
I disagree.
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>>84464981
They barely aired commercials for Stakes.

And you don't see CN spamming commercials for their other shows.
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>>84465014
>They barely aired commercials for Stakes.
They did.

>And you don't see CN spamming commercials for their other shows.
They do.
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>>84465014
Did you miss all the PPG ads? YOu don't actually watch CN, do you?
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>>84465000
>It hasn't.
Look at what /co/ thinks of SU.

>I disagree.
You don't make CN money.
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>>84464660
TTG and PPG are struggling for airtime.
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>>84465115
>Look at what /co/ thinks of SU.
Most of them like it and a few dislike it. What's your point?

>You don't make CN money.
Money wise, SU has some of the best rating of CN.
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>>84465152
>TTG and PPG are struggling for airtime.
In what reality do you live? Please, let me come in it.
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>>84465154
SU is disliked by a majority of /co/. It's the vocal minority that cares for it.

Money wise, TTG has the best ratings. SU barely gets passed UG in the ratings. I don't understand why CN doesn't cancel SU and focus on TTG.
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>>84465171
When do you see those shows air anymore?
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>>84465215
>SU is disliked by a majority of /co/
Wrong.
>It's the vocal minority that cares for it.
The majority don't car about the show. It just a small fraction who dislike it.

Most of the people on /co/ who have watched it enjoy it.

>SU barely gets passed UG in the ratings.
Last episodes airing had very high ratings.

> I don't understand why CN doesn't cancel SU and focus on TTG.
>and focus on TTG.
Well well well, you have interesting tastes, there.
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>be Greg
>win a bajillion dollars thanks to dead uncle
>decide to live it up in a fancy hotel with Steven and Pearl
>currently looking for a bathroom after ten glasses of expensive champagne
>contemplating on pissing in a nearby vase when you see something at the end of the hallway
>it's a man wearing sneakers, faded jeans and a grey hoodie covering his face; it's a sharp contrast to your fancy looking tuxedo
>"Uh, hi?"
>"That tux...it doesn't suit you...take it off...NOW..."
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>>84465171
It's shitposter-kun, dude.
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>>84464369
>>84464384
>>84464448
>>84464476
>>84464535
>>84464615
>>84464646
>>84464720
>>84464839
>>84465014
>>84465115
>>84465215
Are you the same shit poster from months ago?
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>>84465262
Most people hate SU or don't care for it. You'd know if you'd venture out of the SU threads. Very people I know genuinely enjoy the show.

The last episodes got beat out by reruns of The Loud House; I'd hardly call that high ratings.
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>>84465346
>>84465347
Shitposter-kunmind.

Shitposter-kung C O N F I R M E D
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>>84465362
Reruns of TLH got 1.4mil+ ratings? don't talk bollocks. You do realise that those "haters" you think are the majority of /co/ are literally 2/3 people samefagging threads.
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>>84465421
He's one of those 2/3 people dude he always falseflags with TLH.

Don't bother interacting with him he'll just continue with the exact same shitposts he's been doing for weeks.
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>>84465233
http://tv.twcc.com/listings/cartoon-network#14-Jul-2016
Today, tomorrow, and all the rest of the week.
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>>84465421
Anon you're responding to a guy that claims that TTG/PPG get no airtime, is most likely shitposter-kun, and said that he stalked a kid in the park for a day to see what cartoons they liked.
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>>84465362
>Most people hate SU or don't care for it. You'd know if you'd venture out of the SU threads.
I do. And out of SU threads, most people either don't care or enjoy the show.

>Very people I know genuinely enjoy the show.
Most people on /co/ who have seen the show enjoy it.

>The last episodes got beat out by reruns of The Loud House; I'd hardly call that high ratings.
It got One million and half watcher.
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>>84465453
>and said that he stalked a kid in the park for a day to see what cartoons they liked.
Shitposter has gone from wacky to potentially dangerous.
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>>84465346
>>84465347
>>84465369
Never heard of him before.
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>>84465313
>upon saying that, the man descends upon you and pins you down
>you try to escape but the man is much stronger than he appears
>"Please let me go! Take my money, take my car keys; just let me go! I have a son for god's sake!"
>the man ignores your plea and immediately goes to work
>he rips off your tux jacket and shirt and tosses it wayside
>the ponytail that got you that cute waitress' number is quickly undone
>your pants, socks and shoes are flung across the hallway
>even your fancy money print briefs are torn off your person
>by then, tears and snot are running down your face in buckets
>once the man's mission was complete, he left as quickly as he came, leaving you a sobbing and naked mess
>by the time Pearl and Steven find you, you're little more than a nude hiccuping lump on the floor, a fresh puddle of urine surrounding you
>you promise to never wear a tux again
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>>84465498
We all know it's you shitposter-kun stop bothering.
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>>84465498
He's just a boogeyman /sug/ made up to pin all the negative comments on.
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>>84465524
No, I am the one who was responding to him. I didn't knew it was someone known.

What gave you it is the same person. Where does his name come from?
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>>84465539
>>84465498
And here we see shitposter-kun wait two more minutes before samefagging. He is learning, adapting.

But we'll always have that screenshot with the annoyed looking Lapis on it.
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>>84465539
That one still come out of the usual. Saying TTG and PPG is struggling for airtime is something.
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>>84465539
>>84465555
Oh wait nevermind.
He's gone back to making posts as soon as possible to create the illusion of solidarity.
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>>84465443
holy shit
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>>84465443
>>84465578
Could be worse.
Could be nothing but SU.
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>>84465558
I am not him. I was the one answering to his complain. First time I have heard about the guy.
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>>84465610
A bit more SU would actually result in an improvement.
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>>84465524
>>84465558
>>84465571
>>84465577
See what I mean? A boogeyman.
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>>84465615
Nice edits.

>>84465640
Sorry but the damage is done, you're known to us forever now, shitposter-kun.
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>>84465640
It really seemed like one big shitposter, this time.
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Good morning, neighbor!
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>>84465661
Trust me it isn't. I have been here since 2014 and all "shitposter-kun" amounted to is "he has a opinion different from us, let's get him".
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>>84465657
I didn't edit anything.

I mean look at the times of
>>84465610
>>84465615
I am >>84465615

and
>>84465610
is probably the shitposter you are talking about. I swear I am not him.

Who is he? I hadn't heard of him before What tip you off it was him?
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>>84465661
Still is, don't worry. Shitposter-kun is just saying "Nuh uh I don't exist!" because, I don't know, this is like his whole life probably.

Shitposter-kun, if you're reading this, you're better than this. Life is bigger than this. Never believe you're unworthy of what's beyond this computer screen.
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>>84465662
Where were you when Loud House reruns beat new SU episodes in the ratings?
Where are you going to be when TLH crushes SU next week?
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>>84465696
>amounted to is "he has a opinion different from us, let's get him".
But in this case, here, it was really a big amount of shitposting and bullshitspouting.
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>>84465720
I don't know. I like SU and TLH.
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>>84465498
>>84465555
>>84465615
Let me give you quick a history lesson before you rage quit.

Back in 2014, the show went on what is probably the biggest hiatus in its history and there was no discussion. This was the birth of the Steven Universe Generals, following in the footsteps of Gravity Falls. In these threads, there was a shitposter who claimed that SUG was destined to end up like HSG (in hindsight, he was right). People told him to fuck off and the show came back on.

That would have been the last we saw of him, except when he showed up during Alone Together. Then Say Uncle. Afterwards, it was apparent we were never going to shake him...
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>>84464735
you literally just described /co/'s system
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>>84465815
Holy shit. That's just pathetic.
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>>84465733
Not really.
People just aren't allowed to dislike SU, the greatest show on Earth!
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>>84465815
>who claimed that SUG was destined to end up like HSG (in hindsight, he was right)
That's like predicting the sun will set. all general turn into shitposting when there is hiatus. No exception. that's why they get baned when there is no new material.
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>>84465815
Okay, thanks.
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>>84465777
That's impossible.
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>>84465828
/co/'s system is generals when the show's airing and no generals when it's on a break/hiatus. It's the precise opposite.
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>>84452332
This show is basically Dragon Ball Z with less screaming and less power. Of course all villains will get reformed and join the group. Unless they are portrayed as irredeemable monsters, of course.
I hope you didn´t like Yellow Diamond, cause she´s gonna end up so dead.
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>>84465846
People are actually allowed to say bad thing about SU (just don't insult anon's Waifu).

But saying blatant bull like TTG or PPG struggling to have airtime is a bullshit of an other level.

there is disliking a show (okay) and then there is being factually wrong.
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Soon
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>>84465662
Hello, Dave.
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>>84452469
Weren't they unbbubling the green monster gem in one of the trailers?
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>>84465662
Good Morning.
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>>84465838
You have to appreciate how he turns into an art form. Anything (Peridemption, the birthday episodes, the baseball episodes, TLH, etc.) has been used as ammunition. And it works for some reason.
>>
>>84465720
can I have the info for this?

I heard Hit the Diamond had got a 1.5 million rating, despite the French airing earlier. TLH did more? Genuinely curious.
>>
>>84465720
Nick almost always beats CN in ratings. Nothing new.
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>>84452463
Nigga this ain't leaked. It's even on CN's Facebook page.
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>>84452464
>>84452503
Let's not forget yellow diamond, it seems the homeworld gems worship a damn giraffe.
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>>84465885
>hide
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>>84453038
Lapis needs Steven
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>>84465870
For more information, just ask an anon for "the" screenshots. They'll know what you mean.
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>>84466303
Well, can I have a look at it, then? I actually would like to know.
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>>84466313
Sadly, I don't have them on me (I just exchanged my phone).

You'll have to ask around.
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>>84463967
Steven Fatboy
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>>84452574
How does anyone know the amount of episodes per week we are going to get?
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>Just finished Steven Floats

feels good to be all caught up

So are Lapis and Peridot just staying out in the country being barn mates trying to get along with no one around? We're going to go back to the barn next season and find shit fucked up because some threat came by and fucked it up while the gems weren't there


Is Bismuth happening in the 18th?
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>>84467376
They live on the barn, but it doesn't mean they're sidelined.
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>>84467137
They said "a new episode every weekday".

>>84467376
Thaks God it's over. I was sick of your dumb comments.

>Is Bismuth happening in the 18th?
No, the 18th is Steven Floats.
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>>84467460
Dead Beat Dad is also on 18th.
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>>84467460
And "Drop Beat Dad".
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>>84467460
>They said "a new episode every weekday".
Where?
>>
>>84467460
>Thaks God it's over. I was sick of your dumb comments.
I like seeing comment on his preogress of the show. Anyone has a link to all the htreads?
>>
http://tranquil-slaughterhouse.tumblr.com/post/147294680244/so-the-summary-for-beach-city-drift-according-to

Any source on whether what this tumblr person posted is legit or not?
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>>84452488
This. Bismuth is the dog that has to get put down.
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>>84467724
http://tranquil-slaughterhouse.tumblr.com/post/147347431779/other-summaries-of-summer-of-steven-episodes
Don't forget these
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>>84453792
https://youtu.be/KQJhucmYKYw
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>>84467879
>monster reunion
herrng
come oooon
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>>84464791
>Sayyy, Bismuth! Do you like piiiieee?
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>>84467879
That summary for Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service does explain why Steven has hover shoes in the promo image.
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>>84465915
We can only hope
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>>84468729
>that spine
She looks like a straw in a glass of water.
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>>84465720
because ratings are a direct indicator of quality

which is why Oscars are handed out best on box office numbers

it doesn't matter what ratings Loud House gets, its still a shit show and SU is still a great show
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>>84467879
yeah those summaries sound pretty bullshit

also the summary of Steven Floats doesn't match the one we had for it from French sources

so it seems pretty bullshit to me
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>>84469144
Sounds right to me, the descriptions for the episodes are not going to be worded the same anyway.
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>>84456471
Perifag here, I actually got what I expected.

And I want more.
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http://dannyhynes.tumblr.com/post/147349195528/ive-been-so-busy-i-forgot-to-sayi-just-started-a
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>>84464689
>That's not how cartoon production works.
Actually I think he's right: an average SU episode takes the same amount of time as an average episode of any other show, Hit the Diamond was the first episode copyrighted 2016 (and thus would probably have aired during february or march had CN not have been fucking around)
>>
Is there a good website to watch this show I've been wanting to get into it for a while
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>>84469866
KissCartoon. The listing of the season 2 episodes is wonky, but you'll figure it out eventually. I think they're in order, but you need to click on the episode # like 3 ahead of the one you actually want? Dailymotion is also an option, but it lags too much for me.
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>>84469959
Thanks
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>>84469866
It's all in the right watching order. It's only missing Steven Float.
chrome://mega/content/secure.html#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
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>>84469144
Some providers write their own summaries instead of using official ones. I remember during Week of Sardoynx, there was a Canadian provider that had descriptions that were much less vague than the official ones.
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