Why haven't you met Constantine yet?

>>84442220
Never been to London now have I, squire?

>>84442220

Because I value my life.

>>84442220
Too buisy not getting killed and living a nice life.

>>84442398
Well I manage one of those things.

Somebody please send an ambulance.

>>84442220
Because I haven't been a writer for him yet.

Because the guys a massive cunt

>>84443393
That's kinda mean, he does his best, you know?

So anyway what's happening with his character nowadays?

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>>84442220
Why haven't you met Juan Constantino yet?

>>84443547
He is assumed bi-sexual now. The comic is a little less edgy but still enjoyable

>>84443592
>assumed bi-sexual
Guess he has to take it where he can get it?

Why has OP been posting this everyday for the past year?

>>84442220
Just lucky I guess.

>>84442248
But he lives in new york.

>>84442398
This is the correct answer.

>>84443654
>But he lives in new york
Britbongs never leave London. Not really.

>>84442220
I've been to london but I've stayed away from places and people likely to get me killed

I love reading about John, and i want him on the other side of the fucking planet from me and my life

>>84443686
Even the John that was played by Keanu?

>>84443715
That wasn't Constantine, that was just some American wanker with lung cancer.

The movie is actually good if you don't think of him as John Constantine.

>>84443743
I've never actually seen it, only read the MAD parody of it.

>>84443743
Good point, also turn off before end credits

>>84443654
He got on a plane back to London at the end of his most recent series, 'cause he ruined several little girls lives with his negligence, so he wanted to go back home to the UK.

Alan Moore has met the real Constantine twice, and so has Jamie Delano, Peter Milligan, and Brian Azzarello.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Constantine#In_real_life

Hypercrisis anyone?

>>84444164
I remember reading in one of the intros to the Swamp Thing volumes that Moore met the guy at some sandwich place. Seems legit to me.

>>84444164
>Brian Azzarello once saw him in a Chicago bar but avoided him, saying that "the thing is about John is, the last thing you'd want to be is his friend."
Only one with a sane reaction.

>>84444068
Oh, did I miss that issue? Or did he just get on the plane and the issue ended?

>>84443811
Your loss. It's a good movie in its own right. Just...not constantine.

>>84443764
It's good. Worth a late night watch.

I live in Las Vegas. You'd think he'd show up here of all places, unless the casino's have all 86'd him

Fuck I'd buy him a pint if i knew where he'd be.

>>84444729
And then anon woke up missing a kidney but with seven demons in his belly.