What's a single comic panel that sums up Batman?

>>84433216
The one where Bob Kane in a Batman outfit is on top of a huge pile of money laughing hysterically with Bill Finger, Jerry Robinson, Dick Sprang etc dressed as his rogues lie beaten down on the floor

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>>84433216

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This is my favorite.

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>this hasn't been posted yet

I'm so disappointed in you, /co/.

I don't have a copy handy, but I always loved the page from Batman RIP where he has just climbed out of the gave.

>>84433683

That last word was meant to be 'grave'.

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>>84433568

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>>84433216

>>84433783
Dude REALLY wants the Super-D.

Can't blame him.

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>>84433683
>>84433718

>>84433861
I'm sure that's a shop, but what amazes me is that there's actually official art out there with Robin spreading like that.

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>>84434096
It's a cover too.

>>84434096
Dick was made for lewd

>>84434118
Fucking Quitely.

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>>84434118

>>84434302
Batman knows what you anons are looking at.

>>84433501
I love Morrison but I could never take this page seriously.

That one panel from the Infinite Universe tie in comic with Sir Harold of the Emerald Order introducing himself, and Batman just says "I'm Batman."

>>84434915
really? what a hypocrite

>>84435002

In what way?

>>84435109
Seriously?

>>84435257

I'm not sure how my syntax conveyed a possibility of sarcasm...but yes, please seriously explain your comment.

>>84435341
Who the fuck is this?

>>84435465

Jim Gordon and Maggie Sawyer

>>84435465
Batman

>>84433783
Gay porn is somehow has less gay than this

>>84435435
Batman spends all his time hiding his emotions and being dishonest. How new are you?

>>84435568
I am not seeing the connection here.

>>84435568

>dishonest

Firstly, how? In what way is he dishonest as a person?

Second, what does that have to do with being wary of trusting the daughter of the devil?

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>>84435814
>Firstly, how? In what way is he dishonest as a person?

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>No one posting this page.

For shame.

>>84435849

Ok first of all, you should know people hate Johns' Batman for a reason. It's shit and always OoC.

Second of all, he created Brother Eye in reaction to his teammates brainwashing and removing memories from both himself and Catwoman without telling him. There was nothing dishonest about his intent.

>>84435814
See
>>84433351
Hes ninja trained you fool. He literally fights by deceiving his opponent.

>>84436025
Thats the point

>>84436025

On the off chance you're actually being serious, the contexts are completely different in every way and don't warrant an analogue in even the slightest sense.

Fibbing to get the upper-hand on a villain does not constitute dishonesty as a characteristic.

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>>84433216

>>84433568
>>84433746
This makes no sense. He knows chemistry, he knows engineering, as long as he has instructions and doesn't have to improvise he should be able to do these things in a breeze.

What kind of retards are these writers, that think basic chores are hard for anybody?

>>84436339

It's one of the quirks of the character. He is completely incompetent when it comes to cooking and cleaning, and sometimes even stuff like tying his own tie.

It's not to be taken seriously, it's comedic.

>>84436339

Grow up a rich boy not wiping your own ass and see how much you know about doing laundry.

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I think this does Batman well enough.

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>>84436994
Think this one is better

>>84433783
It makes it even better if you know that Clark is completely naked in this panel.

>>84437044
Is that a girl or a robin hiding under his covers?

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How has this not been posted yet? (Yes, I know it's not really him.)

>>84435821
Goddamnit, that's hilarious. The look in that man's eyes perfectly conveys a broken soul.

>>84437159
It's Robin.

>>84437159
It's Dick

>no image of batman and joker kissing

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>>84433216

>>84433783
"What are you?"

"A stupid sandwich."

>>84434891
No Batman ! It's the Joker you must rape !

>>84436339
I know physical chemistry and materials engineering, and could barely boil water until less than a year ago.

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>>84433216

>>84435814
>Firstly, how? In what way is he dishonest as a person?

Well, I mean, there's all the lying. And the manipulation. There's a reason most of his partners get absolutely sick of him and strike out alone, man. I a lot of runs, Bruce manipulates everyone around him. Half the time I'm not sure he even notices, it's just how he works.

>>84440669

Which runs?

>>84435989
>some rodents fly
I like that analogy

>>84438946
Blah blah BVS Blah Blah.

>>84440976
>implying Alfred didn't keep putting presents under the tree

>>84440714
just stop

>>84436339
It's meant to be comedic anon
Batman can do anything and yet has to rely on Alfred so he won't starve

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Really guys, no one?

>>84440976
>comics will never have Superman tell Batman to quit being a gigantic contrarian faggot about everything, and only that because only the word faggot works for his level of bullshit

>>84434345
>Arkham Knight ending

I'm m not sure if I'm impressed, or disappointed that we have gone this long without posting Thomas and Martha bleeding out in an alley.

>>84441798
I'm still not clear on who that was.

>>84441836
Neither is Rocksteady

>>84441721

I really hate when characters are written to be emotionally volatile to he point of realistically not being able to function just for plot purposes. If Bruce literally tears up and breaks down anytime someone says out loud that his mom or Jason died I don't think he'd get very far in life.

>>84435568
And? He doesnt implies he is trustworthy. It's like a bigger from Chicago telling you to be careful around niggers

>>84441885
Context is a social worker came in and is interviewing so he kind of has to have a reaction or else it might look suspicious

>>84435849

Brother Eye wasn't a problem until Max Lord got his hands on it.

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>>84433216
That's my kind of guy.

>>84442216
Spoonfeed me what comic this is.

>>84442391
Superman/Batman #78

>>84441007
>implying bruce wouldnt force him to stop so he could brood and be edgy year-round
c'mon tom

>>84442699
>ALFRED, SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT RATS! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

>>84441836
I think it was pretty much clear that Batman just realised criminals weren't afraid enough of him to stop comitting crime, and even more after the Scarecrow publicly unmasked him, so he just faked his death, went into hiding with Alfred, severed all his personal connections, and stopped giving any fucks about criminals' mental wellbeing, hence using fear toxing to become a haunting vengeful spirit in the eyes of the criminals

>>84441885
It doesn't happen everytime. He's going into extreme detail, and addressing it as a parent, not Batman.

>>84436669
Except it's literally a 2 or 3 step process for anything that doesn't need dry cleaning, which he wouldn't be doing anyways.
The man has a 200 IQ to say he couldn't figure out how to use a washing machine is so fucking dumb

>>84434891
shirtless batman with the mask still on is best batman.

>>84437044

did he ever draw another one of those?

>>84444033
best.
A perfect recollection of his flaws and mistakes, his obsession, his drive in life and his unbreakable will, and even some backstory.

>>84443758
It's a joke anon

>>84435849
>mind raping your "friends" is fine tho

I still don't know how people can say brother eye wasn't justified, those metahumans were getting out of hand

>>84446464
That's my biggest problem with people who point to Infinite Crisis Batman as proof of his asshole-ishness - EVERY old-school JLAer was retconned into being an asshole by that hacky arc. And it was pretty much the apex of asshole-Bats too, since immediately after it Grant Morrison decided they'd taken that as far as it could go and had him go on his retreat and come back OYL as the well-adjusted G-Mo BatGod we all know and love.