Alright gentlemen: how do we kill Spiderman?

We make a really big flypaper trap and wrap it around the Daily Bugle.

Pictures lots of pictures one of them will be an embarrassing picture.

He will die from the humiliation

>>84416026
Find or create a theoretical spider-woman to mate with after which spider-logic dictates the larger more physically capable female devours their partner as sustenance to bear their many young.

>>84416026
Giant spider eating birds.

>>84416026
How do we kill spiders?
Newspaper rolls
How do we kill Spider Man?
A REALLY BIG Newspaper roll

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>>84416026
Take his uncle hostage :^)

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>>84416160
You're hired!

>>84416444
We caught him!
Now what do we do?

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>>84416534
We should get him to join our side!

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>>84416026
Maybe we should let him go.

>>84416026
Maybe that famous photographer, Peter Parker, knows how!

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>>84416026
You can take a page out of my book and rape him

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>>84417869
Good plan

>>84416871
I think the way Nam-Redips thinks!

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>>84416871
You might be onto something, mystery moustache man!

Let Slott keep writing him.

Whatever you do, keep the toilet paper.

>>84417939
Could venom tentacle rape the spiderman with his tongue?

THE HEART, OSBORN

A good anti-air combined with strong pressure and block-string fundamentals.

>>84416026
Is this short of a meme?
>>84419863
You haven't read enough fanfiction

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Why dont we just rape spiderman?

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We let him be written by Bendis.

Oh. Right.