Homestuck

first for JOEY!

Stip having threads. You all hate this comic and have hated it for years. There is nothing new to discuss and its just a circle jerk to say how lobg and how much you dislike it

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>>84415514
Second for Joey's Best Friend, UnJUST Karkat!

>>84415542
We recently got new information on Hiveswap dawg

>>84415564
Where

>>84415564
if you're talking about that ryan north tweet ima slug you >:\

>>84415564
bitch you better share

>>84415493
>>84415550
>Joey dances
>Xefros sings rock and roll
Is this just going to be Tenacious D: The Adventure Game?

Let's get this started.

>We never got a 4 way conversation between the 4 beta kids.
>The first thing John and Dave talked about after being reunited after the retcon was toxic masculinity.
>Jake is heavily implied to have stayed in a relationship with someone who clearly was an abusive partner, and their issues are never properly resolved.
>Rose's substance abuse issues are similarly glossed over, and are just sort of awkwardly tucked into the corner because "lol Vriska fixes everything!".
>A major part of Homestucks' mythos was growing up, and the death of parental figures. Despite this, Dad survives.
>Spades Slick, who did nothing wrong, died. Jack Noir, who destroyed a universe, got off relatively unscathed.
>Union Jack was just a lazy way for Hussie to cover his ass about the whole "Dave is supposed to kill English" thing (despite the fact that Dave is probably fighting Lord English during the ending anyway.)
>Aradia's, Vriska's, The Felt's, and Jack's final fates are just sort of left in the air, as if none of them mattered.
>Vriskagram.
>Actually really just anything involving Vriska post-retcon in general.
>Or hell anything involving Vriska after that cringy as fuck date with Meenah.

>>84415729
>Spades Slick, who did nothing wrong, died. Jack Noir, who destroyed a universe, got off relatively unscathed.
because morality is a game construct set up by skaia to reward those who would serve it and punish those who would not

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>>84415542
i actually love it

>>84415493
Nice discussion you put there, you fucking loser.

>>84415770
But Jack was literally cancer, wouldn't that imply that he was harmful to skaia overall?

>>84415493
Hey, what's the topic? Is this a general?

>>84415493
I can't wait until I get the opportunity to enact Troll genocide as Joey.

>>84415823
I'm getting Déjà vu from this post.

>>84415800
jack seems to always oppose the creation of the genesis frog. slick was unique in that the frog whose creation he opposed was a key component to summoning lord english, the greatest threat to skaia in paradox space.

>>84415823
Much better, thanks

>>84415729
disagree on the union jack thing, given that hes the real puppet cal with the original souls, and how long dave/dirk/terezi fighting cal was set up for. in fact i dont care about most of the shit you posted apart from the john/dave convo.

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>Jack Noir and Karkat are still alive
>the embodiements of cancer
>and they are in the new universe
FUCK

>>84415886
it keeps happening 8^y

Your autistic shit "webcomic" ended and you guys were banned from talking about Homosuck before, stop making/spamming these threads now, just because it ended, you're doing this out of spite "haha fuck u mods and janitors we're gonna spam homosuck threads and not actually discuss the shit comic at all for banning us before fuck u!!".

>>84415906
>>84415893

>>84415863
Wait, but if he has the original souls inside him, then what's Lord English?

Zootopia threads have been banished, when is Homestuck's turn?

>>84415863
>disagree on the union jack thing, given that hes the real puppet cal with the original souls

this is a cop-out and you know it

>>84415848
Maybe. Still kind of sucks that he just wanted to kill Lord English, and loses his head as a result.

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>>84415886
>the whole special thing about universe C, the reason why it was worth all the effort, is that it is outside lord english's influence
>there is a cal doll in andrews house
>lord english literally walks into andrews house through the 4th wall and shoots him
>could easily destroy nearly every planet in the entire universe before leaving for the furthest ring without interfering with his own birth
>could kill all the kids straight after their arrival
>apparently doesnt

>>84415906
fuck off, theres still shit to discuss, and itll probably die out within a few weeks anyways as long as theres no new hiveswap updates or word from hussie about "an epilogue"

now, if it keeps devolving into that autist that walks in with the dave "some bullshit about being a sub" strider posts, then you have a point and ill just shut my cock gobbler right now

WHENS THE EPILOGUE HUSSIE

>>84415926
its literally true

>>84415916
ectobiologised copy. his genetic code was written by doomed gamzee

>>84416017
>itll probably die out within a few weeks
Nope. Chatroom faggots won't let it.
This general needs an expiration date like any other.

>>84415982
agreed 100%. the plot point of english and slick being nemeses was so brilliant and so perfect and it got dropped so hard that i just want to punch andrew hussie's big stupid fucking teeth out.

>>84416105
im not convinced they do, seeing how quickly some of these threads are purged.

i think, as long as theres actual relevant discussion taking place, these threads manage to avoid the purge.

>>84416141
it was the entire reason english existed in the first place, as a foil for slick. how did hussie fuck up so hard?

>>84416184
english outgrew slick by a fucking lot.

>>84416184
He got millions for delivering shit. Why mess with success?

>>84416184
because retarded teens made him extend a two-year project into a seven-year project

we should honestly be talking about why homestuck is as good as it is

>>84416038
Wait, then how did he get his scepter/assault rifle back?
And why is he missing his leg/tooth if he's a clone? That shit shouldn't be hardwired into his genetic code.
Is he even still Caliborn if he's just an ectobiologised clone?
How does a puppet possessed by several souls even have a genetic code?
Why would they need the Lil Cal paradox slime if that part was already in his code? Was his code a mixture of all the spirits, but not Lil Cal? How does that even work?

>>84416275
dude circumstantial simultaneity lmao

>>84416275
english is to the cal puppet what bec is to halley/gcat is to jaspers. in homestuck we have to accept that ectobiologised clones are not just twins but reflections of the same person - or in english's case, group of souls. real genetics are not relevant, a genetic code in homestuck is pretty much a longer punch code. as in, the recipe for a platonic ideal.

>>84415579
>>84415596
>>84415597
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4s7csz/hiveswap_everything_we_know/
It's not even new info, someone just took the time to put together all the obscure details from interviews and unofficial blogs. Although it might as well be, since the hiveswap team is so shit at communicating.

>>84415823
>he literally just copypasted my post from yesterday
>he didn't even give his own thoughts on everything, and just reposted mime

>>84416541
It's information to discuss, the fuck is your problem?

>>84416583
I know but it would be nice if the poster replaced some of my thoughts with theirs to create more discussion, or at least take off the thing that says "Here's some of MY thoughts on all this"

>>84416614
Why should you care? If you want ownership of your posts go to some forum or become an insufferable tripfag

>>84416541
no one apart from you and him could know who the post belongs to. discard your ego regarding your posts on 4chan

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http://sta.sh/01znm1rugx5d

post your arctises

>literally copying old posts counts as 'information to discuss'
okay lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dragon_of_Pendragon_Castle
hey guys lets discuss this random wikipedia article, don't worry its just something to discuss were totally not a general :^)

>>84416631
That's not the point. It's not about me having ownership of my posts, it's about someone copying a post without thinking about it. It's very unlikely they 100% agree with me on everything, and they're not adding to the discussion by just parroting other people's opinions.

>>84416718
>>84416892
>it's the fucking autist who throws an autism fit over a topic he dislikes

>>84416631
Not him but I thought that anon was a faggot for posting the same thing twice.

>>84416725
this. it's pathetically transparent and literally says "see? we had one good post yesterday! it wasn't even mine, but I keep an eye out for things to copypaste to pretend to be a good thread"

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>>84416920
:)

>>84416920
>>84416921
I think sperging out over copy-pasted posts is worse.

Anyone know a good place to talk about Homestuck?

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>complaining about copypasta
I have a feeling Anon is just buttmad because he doesn't want to see these threads at all, and is trying to create a self fulfilling prophecy where he makes a thread full of shitpostin

>>84416983
>we can't possibly be shit, it's all a conspiracy
have you ever been to hsg before

>>84416998
No i mean look at this post
>>84416934
it seems to be exactly what he's saying

Just fucking kill this thread already. OP is a shitposting fucktard.

>>84417056
You get one thread at a time. Have run riding this shit train to the end :)

>>84417025
anybody have that pic of aradia and vriska staring at LE's bulge?

i say LE

>>84417025
Kanaya

memes

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>>84417120

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Welp. There's no salvaging this thread. May it rest in peace.

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Given that Feferi is the rule of Alternia by the time Homestuck comes along, does this mean Joey kills Trizza?

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>>84417195
>While the ultimate goal is getting home again, there is far more to the story than that. Along the way, Joey gets "embroiled in their struggle against an oppressive regime led by the vain and ruthless teenage Heiress who decrees that everyone must laugh at her jokes, or suffer the consequences. Joey must join the rebels on a quest to outwit the Imperial forces and find a way to get her back home to Earth before an unstoppable doomsday weapon destroys both worlds." The Heiress in the time the game takes place is everyone's favourite meme queen Trizza Tethis, who wants the device for herself. If not stopped, the countdown leads to an apocalypse after 11 days. Details of the second game are of course sparse, but we can assume the blob monster things and suspicious hooded neighbours will have something to do with it.

Basically, Joey and Antler Dave have to stop the end of the world(s) from happening

I wonder if the bad timeline is what leads to Homestuck

>>84417195
or Condy.

or Jude.

>>84417152
I have no idea who this is

>>84417220
the doomsday device is sburb isn't it
fuck me

>Along the way, Joey gets "embroiled in their struggle against an oppressive regime led by the vain and ruthless teenage Heiress who decrees that everyone must laugh at her jokes, or suffer the consequences

So Trizza really IS a forced meme!

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>>84417227
it's trizza tethis!
our savior!

>>84417239
[s] Joey. RISE UP

>>84417227
Somebody's fantroll.

>>84417257
fuck you trizza your memes are second rate

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The epilogue will have Joey and friends in the new universe, with no explanation.

How would you react?

Where the fuck do I find out about Hiveswap? There's nothing on the official site.
Do I have to scrape social media for morsels of information like some eceleb-worshipping whore?

>>84417302
see
>>84415823

before this post, pretty much yeah.

So if Joey's father is Grandpa Harley, doesn't that make her John's Half-Sister?

>>84417302
literally yes
also, why isn't the thread on /vg/ if its about hiveswap?

>>84417322
we tried
we aren't allowed there until the game is pretty much on steam / out

we also aren't allowed on /trash/

>>84417302
Some Reddit janitor wrote up a compliation

https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4s7csz/hiveswap_everything_we_know/

>>84417322
Because these threads are offtopic shitholes that /co/ has given up moderating

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In your heart of hearts, do any of you think Hiveswap will be good?

>>84417302
I have no idea why info isn't released through official channels. It's like they want it to die a quiet death.

>>84417385
>>84417344

haha gee itd sure be funny if like ninety percent of that information was no longer relevant due to time and budget contraints!

man people think making a video game is so simple...

>>84417370
undertale is proof of concept that a 'homestuck game' can be excellent.

>>84417414
Never fucking quote me or my posts again

>>84415886
At least Vriska is gone and will never come back.

>>84417370
Nah. Haven't enjoyed a single homestuck game yet

>>84417492
undertale had a demo when its kickstarter was running, hiveswap had a walk cycle after 3 years

>>84417520
Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GorzIM2k04

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>Homestuck Adventure Game Kickstarter used "Dance of Thorns"
>Joey Claire fights via dancing

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>>84417714
TFW you look at the art for this song

TFW people once thought Karkat was cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KlxqKHzV0U

>>84415550
he doesnt look like cucking material

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>>84415550
HE JUST WANTED TO EAT HIS FUCKING PIZZA

BUT THEY PUSHED HIM... TOO FAR

>>84417868
You know what I wish I got more Karkat hanging out with his best friend

Who would be... fuck I guess Kanaya, right? Since Gamzee was a complete fucking wash

>>84415550
cute

>>84417905
I think his best friend was Sollux early on. Karkat even calls him that once or twice.

>>84417933
He calls Kanaya his best friend later on

It's weird but Kanaya and Karkat really do lose out on depth once they become the Strilondes cocksleeves

It's a shame because Kanaya and Karkat are my favorite characters

>>84415823
you actually copied and pasted this lmfao

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>>84415823
>>84418184
>>84418213

>>84418352
Save us, Katnep poster. This is the one time we need you.

this thread is shit
this b8 posters are shit
copypasta is shit
hussie is a shit
hiveswap will be shit

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Was this the pinnacle of Hivebent?

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>>84415493

>>84418692
it was pretty good yeah

>>84418692
it was the climax of a building arc between terezi and vriska so yes it was

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did she ever do anything wrong?

>>84418692
so senpai how did a normalfag like Terezi manage to kill God Tier Vriska?

>>84418911
Vriska didn't think Terezi would have the balls

Luckily the retcon fixed this moment of empowerment and put Terezi back in her co-dependent place

>>84418692
I wish there were more flashes like this one. It gave a lot more meaning to something that would otherwise just be a pesterlog.

>>84418911
None of Vriska's powers applied when she was 100% certain Terezi wouldn't stab her.

>>84419009
It kinda feels like hussie completely forgot what he wanted to do or where he was going after all the pauses and just kind of did shit he thought people might like. Like Davepetasprite^2 , davekat, and random shit. It feels especially aimless in the final stretch

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9s28oRof9Q

>>84417868
When the game finally comes out, how many fujoshits do you think will draw these two together being "perfect gay babies"?

>>84419078
WELCOME TO ATOP THE FOURTH WALL

WHERE BAD COMICS HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>84419078
>Act 1
>DA TRALLS
Also, Linkara is a nasty cock slut and I'd rather not watch his videos.

>>84419052
Hussie didnt do jackshit
Hell he told Ika to just draw davekat with no direction at all
Cocksucer didn't even do any of the art leading up to act 7
Fuck Hussie

>>84419078
The only reason I kept reading Homestuck past halfway through Act 6 was to see it's terrible conclusion, don't tempt me with more autism bait anon.

>>84419078
this guy is so reddit. making a snarky comment about how ridiculous it is john doesnt have a name til hes thirteen as if thats not literally the joke. i cant handle this autism

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>>84419339
You haven't seen nothing yet.

>>84419339
>watching linkara
Its not worth it man
Just let go

>>84419379
honestly this doesnt make me dislike him more. i cant hate on a guy for likin chicks with dicks or any other wacky fetishes, especially not when im posting on 4chan

bowman

>>84415493
But all of your heroes are gone.

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>>84419571
AND THE BLOOD THAT THEY SPILLED

ARE ON MY HANDS

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this has to stop

Hi.

>>84419608
TF2 would still be worth playing if it wasn't for HATS.

>>84419379
this picture is ruining the idea of sucking a girls dick for me by associating it with linkara

>>84415729
>Dirk
>Abusive

>>84416620
>Both blushing red.
Dropped.

>>84419729
What did dirk even do to jake again?
Just be super needy?

Where Is Karkat...?

>>84419771
That and the killer robot. Not much else.

What lusus should my fantroll Litera Eleme have?

>>84419911
troll juliet fuckable af

>there are people here unironically miffed that people like Futa here of all places
Reddit was a mistake

>>84417220
>unstoppable doomsday weapon destroys both worlds
>wants the device for herself
Trizza the meme queen could have been an SBurb player and we have to STOP that?

>>84420071
Linkara isn't a 4chan tho.
Dick chicks are cringe material out in normie land and autistic shitfits like SomethingAwful.

>>84420139
>TFW vriska will never vore you

>>84420136
Be interesting if the "Evil Route" ends up as a Sburb duel between Joey and Trizza

What would a two player session look like, anyways? We didn't get to see Caliborn and Calliope's because of murder

>>84420197
breeding

>>84420382
>tfw caliborn and calliope never turned out to be their own parents

>>84420382
but they're both girls........

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>>84415493
I'm partially rusty on my Homestuck knowledge, but is there a limit on how many players can be in a session? What's the maximum number?

>>84415886
Terezi wasn't on future earth. Literally the only reason for that, I can come up with, would be her searching for her Scourge sister, in which case it wouldn't make sense to set this up if Vriska would be dead

>>84420780
Fuck didn't mean to respond to you. I meant >>84417507

>>84420780
theres nothing being set up. the comic is over.

>>84420732
There isn't an upper limit, but two is the minimum requirement for a normal session.

>>84420614
>thinking girls cant breed each other

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>>84420907
Thought so. How would a session with say 62 players work out?

>>84420937
will joey find a way to get a dick during hiveswap like jade did in homestuck?

>>84420962
I imagine it would be a clusterfuck. That being said, 48 squiddles did manage to make the troll universe.

>>84420962
the pattern in homestuck was 4 - 12 - 48 (according to hussie), which suggests that the session after that had 192 players

holy fuck. if each square was a different kid the single spinning square in the middle of every session's logo must have been caliborn/LE

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>>84421157
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>>84421070
>a clusterfuck
I thought so.
>>84421091
>192 players
>mfw
But wouldn't there be problems giving that many players classes and aspects?

>>84421201
Pretty sure Classpects can repeat themselves in sessions.

https://youtu.be/0H9jJjfhdvE
lol

>>84421254
what is homestuck about this?

>>84421318
They did Homestuck stuff before I guess?

>>84419910
>Killer Robot
>Not much
For a comic that got worked up over how Bro treated Dave, Dirk's treatment of Jake feels oddly glossed over.
Especially seeing as how the killer robot's only two modes were murder and sexually harass.

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>>84421430
>Especially seeing as how the killer robot's only two modes were murder and sexually harass.

>>84421430
It was a snarky statement. But, yeah, the robot was messed up. It's not like it's any different from the monsters though and Jake was at least fairly adept due to them.

Also, the robot wasn't programmed to sexually harass.

>>84421672
Why didn't Nepeta just RAPE Karkat?

Which teal pussy is the best?

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>>84421793
rude

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>>84421855
R8PE KARKAT

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>>84421920
win karkat's heart with a steady and loving relationship!

>>84421831
theyre all pretty bad compared to the other colours that are available

>>84422011
>TFW Nepeta's only purrpose was to add to Equius' arc and fuse into Undertalejoke^2.

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>>84421831

>>84421831
terezi, latula, and redglare are all wonderful girls even if occasionally they make terrible judgements

>>84421091
Wouldn't the session after that have 240 players, because 12/4 = 3, 48/12 = 4, and 240/48 = 5?

>>84422056
>built up as a weakness to LE
>doesn't even do anything important to him in the end

>>84422227
teal whores getting fucked by the amporas!

last night's tavros will never ever be seen again.

i am ready to draw again

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>>84422477
nahh, the pattern looks like this

>>84422837
Draw caliborn getting his cape caught in "escalator stairs"

>>84423066
I don't even want to know how many players were responsible for the universe those 192 Gits are from.

>>84423170
its turtles all the way down

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>>84423228

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>>84423243

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>>84423252

>>84423228
>>84423243
>>84423252
>>84423262
what's the story behind this guy? who is he?

>>84423273
Chaz's ebin me-me troll

>>84423170
768... followed by 3,072... followed by 12,288. the planets musta been fucking packed up against each other by that point. more like a donut than anything.

>>84423133

oh god

i'm barely able to do anything besides frontals as is

>>84423228
>>84423243
>>84423252
>>84423262
Isn't troll weed sopor slime?

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>>84423222
>>84423353
>yfw the planets are arranged into spelling "This is stupid"
Eventually this probably will go onto the millions.

>>84421472
>Also, the robot wasn't programmed to sexually harass.

>GT: And we start wrestling up a storm and whatnot...
>GT: Umm.
>TT: What.
>GT: Its just that the whole proceeding seems to become...
>GT: A bit tender for my liking.

>TT: What does he have to do to make you at ease with the alkaline sting of his gentle robogrope? I really want to know.

It's pretty heavily implied that the robot was groping him on the Novice setting, while the other setting was pretty much impossible for Jake to deal with.

Plus there was that one time Dirk had this entire convoluted plan set up just to pressure Jake into kissing his decapitated head.

>>84422056
>Equius' arc was literally just "he's awful and will never change without being fused to a robot. He also becomes Lord English"

>>84423228
>>84423243
>>84423252
>>84423262
I just want fan art of this guy being brutally murdered in typical Homestuck fashion. Is that too much to ask?

>>84422056
>all characters need a purpose other than jokes
>in a joke comic

>>84423682
Homestuck was literally never "just a joke comic" much as Hussie would like to wave away some of his poor decisions with that excuse

>>84423682
>homestuck is a joke comic
t. davekat shipper

>>84423596
actually it was clarified that that was AR bot manipulating shit. remember when dirk had a breakdown and almost destroyed AR because of the shit he was pulling?

AR was 13 year old dirk with the processing capabilities of a supercomputer. in other words, a huge fucking mistake

funny how that ties into prince being one who destroys and heart being "self" (as one aspect)

>in a5a2 jadesprite said she was friends with loads of trolls we dont know in the dream bubbles
>jade never got to reunite with any alpha trolls

how does the one character who sleeps the most never make it into the dream bubbles except with calliope?

>>84423715
>>84423770
>taking homestuck seriously
hahaha

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>>84423677
as long as it's in hero mode

>>84423715
>Homestuck was literally never "just a joke comic"
It's a comedic parody of point and click adventure games and early jrpgs
It started out as a test for a new media presentation, which is why the flashes are so diverse in function, but he wanted to finish it properly so he made a plot so that it wasn't just a bunch of bullshit

but it ended up being a bunch of bullshit because he tried to hard to make it an actual thing

>>84423682
What's your favorite joke in Homestuck?
Mine is this.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005446
This is my runner up choice.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005246

>>84423464
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>84423907
>It started out as a test for a new media presentation
>He had most of the major plot points figured out from the get go.
I mean yeah, it obviously grew much more than he had original intended (especially since it was originally only supposed to be a 1 year thing) but you're stupid if you think he never had a proper plot in mind.

>>84423910
this one was hysterical

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003857

>>84419633
They will give a patch for either heavy or pyro and buffed spy's speed. Funny how they only fix shit when another game is draining their shekels.

>>84424108
They can't compete with a clone that has characters with tits.

>>84424251
i havent heard people talk about tf2 as much as they have been since overwatch in a long time. honestly i think it probably helped more than hurt them

>>84424409
Joey and Jade bonding over both liking animals and being sluts

>>84424409
>>84424534
wow joey!
his tongue can really do that?????

>>84424409
How are these kids related to jade and john?

>>84424633
Joey and Jude are Grandpa's bastard kids from Hiveswap.

>joey is a ballerina
oh no joey's legs

>>84424534
Jade inviting Joey to come out on a breeding adventure with her!

Is there ANY chance of Hiveswap being good?

>>84424633
Grandpa had kids with a woman named Ms. Claire

>>84421194
>mfw I just realized the inner square is trying to escape the home

>the inner square is homestuck

>>84424747
by all rights it should be good. just like the end of homestuck should have been good.

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>>84424700
Least we got SOMETHING out of this

>>84424747
Its written by someone who thinks zoe quinn is a great writer and that hunger games is an amazing work of art kept down due to muh soggy knee
What the fuck do you think

>>84424862
2.4 million dollars

>>84424862
>and that hunger games is an amazing work of art kept down due to muh soggy knee

oh my god please be joking this would be the last straw

>>84424972
>you are confronted with a list of the head writer's favorite books and authors that rotates around you as Harlequin plays
>2.4 MILLION DOLLARS flashes before your eyes
>followed by I'LL FINISH HOMESTUCK SOME TIME IN 2013

>>84424972
I'm not, its on his twitter or tumblr or whatever the idiot uses

>>84424862
>there are still people in these threads who think anything about neo-Homestuck can be good

Act 1 was good. Act 2 was good. Act 3 was good. Act 4 was good. Act 5 was good. The beginning of Act 6 was okay.

That's it. New Homestuck is dead. Old Homestuck still good. What's hard to understand?

>>84424409
Who's on the beach chair?

>>84425242
roxy

You should ask Coen through his ask box how you can get your Hiveswap pledge refunded

Why does the most left person talking about hatespeech look like Hussie?
https://youtu.be/icqPHsNumuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZc3lAPr9WQ

>>84425360
Hussie seriously needs to fire whoever the fuck is in charge of community management
There is no fucking current infomation oh his game fucking anywhere
Is there even anyone doing kickstarter updates?

>>84425287
why, what do you imagine this would accomplish?

Hiveswap could not even be real as far as I'm concerned

>>84425551
I want him to know loud and clear how no one wants the game he's writing anymore
Homestuck failed
Hiveswap failed

why does no one sexualize joey...

>>84425731
She's a child.

>>84425750
they all are...

>>84424001
He didn't
He just wanted to set up "gameplay mechanics" and "world building"
He has admitted several times that before 2012 he just made it up as he went along
There were several concepts that he wanted to include that involved a villain and an endgame, but that's not an ending in and of itself

>>84425731
She's Jade for poor people

>>84426221
No that's still Jane
Jane is open and free for public use

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how could anyone be mean to this little guy

Message from the President
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=54eb1dc43e412d450c6c01cefdeb79ec

http://skullmandible.tumblr.com/post/146867154261/hey-what-you-think-about-hiveswap

so hyped family

>>84426371
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=70a1d52508c1f95a389cc45f88c54023

>>84426129
16, at the very least, is the age of consent in many Western countries. Granted, that's still creepy too, but Joey's around 10.

>>84426627
>>84425750
joey is confirmed 15

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>>84426447
>That deflection

>>84426447
i'm not going to risk giving this guy an analytics hit
what's it say

>>84426759
Hey what you think about Hiveswap?
- Anonymous

I think a whole lot of things about it! Kind of goes with the job. The main thing I think about it, though, is that I’m very proud to be working with such exceptionally talented people on such a cool game. I can’t wait for y'all to play it

"I think a whole lot of things about it! Kind of goes with the job. The main thing I think about it, though, is that I’m very proud to be working with such exceptionally talented people on such a cool game. I can’t wait for y'all to play it"

"i think a whole lot of things about it!"
"I'm very proud to be working with such exceptionally talented people on such a cool game"

boy he sure says a lot of nothing.

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>>84415493

>>84426704
LEGAL AND RIPE

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=518d0d79ac6b662782e68cb986091fb2

The One single person who stands as a connection to hiveswap is spending all their time on GO
This isn't the future I chose

>>84427244
https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/752042208811814912

but bro he wrote akira!!!

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=aa54bd8c6bfec7e981547ba28065f37d

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>>84427332
He's Katsuhiro Otomo?

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>>84427244
>he isn't out catching them all

>>84427582
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=43d371652852f2db2ddec70777bde9bf

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Remember when Homestuck was fun?

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=f75650e0996039fcd498be65d0252d10

>>84427332
Literally who is this?
What have they actually done?

>>84423645
He made a heroic sacrifice by holding Caliborn.

>>84423596
Pretty sure that's a splinter bullshit thing. Dirk's fucked up but I don't see him doing that to live out a sick fantasy; maybe just to mock him.

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>>84427683
So...before the scratch?
Back when HSG was in its prime?
Back before Hussie sold all of his artistic integrity to Tumblr?

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Where did we get the idea of joey being a slut?
She seems like a normal character!

>>84428350
She is a whore that costs 2.5 million dollars.

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=46c4a079566c2d47224fa4cb8f6e36ff

Let's do all the trolls.

Together >:D At the same time.

I'm trying to read Worm and my ADD won't let me

God damn it

>>84428350
>>84428368
Her ballet-crafted legs are a worldwide treasure and that's why she's so expensive

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=682b657ca8906890d0a7285183942758

>>84428418
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=42c9c214e7a43e8991b5e9a55e190efb

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http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=c75f94b1e8fda8c6426b00f64cc489da

This Obama site needs better sentence mixing tbqh.

>>84426759
Are you not adblocking google analytics?

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=bd29fe4762191b2b8041fdc494409558
what a gyp

>>84415863
That's still unsatisfying because Union Jack was never anything but a useless jobber.

>>84428762
play a stupid game win stupid prizes

>>84428762
So that's how you pronounce fhqwhgads.

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>>84424633

>>84428879
Don't trust any image that pretends Dad could possibly be both Jane's genetic son AND genetic John's son in different universes.

>>84428879
I'm gonna fuck Joey's mom

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=30c33bbcd6c6710ac7fa4f42004bb3e4

>>84428879
Dad is adopted because Poppop John also had him as a son and Jane is barren.

>>84428918
John and Jane fucked, had twins and then retconned them into the past universes.

>>84428957
>implying it would be possible to tell if he looked slightly different in the two universes given that neither dad has a face

>>84429000
Jesus fucking Christ, I was about to say the same exact thing.

Get out of my head.

>>84429031
It would make the reunion scene completely pointless to John, and it clearly wasn't supposed to be.

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=cfb453b9e2c9c10e49b4b406dd03d958

>>84428957
>Jane is barren

I wonder if the Alpha kids all desperately wanting to fuck each other and being blocked by either another party or their sexuality was symptomatic of their void session trying to force reproduction in some way.

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>>84429031
You don't understand.
Dad is ADOPTED.

I liked when jasprosesprite called jane cookietits

>>84429079
What if Dad IS Sassacre, after a shave
Sassacre is an immortal, inhuman entity

>>84429105
Didn't Sassacre get shot and die?

>>84429082
I liked when Hussie turned a hot Problem Sleuth fan who likes to bake and pull pranks while pretending to be a detective into an insufferable asshole with no character or anything to do

Oh wait, I hated that

>>84429123
yeah but so did Tupac
And we all know he's still out there

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=c82348666223ab55d1525ee25ea99a9c

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>>84426308
I still marvel at what a tragic and sympathetic character he managed to be, all things considered. Mituna was the hero we deserved.

But with the way Hussie handled his main characters I'm glad he was relatively safe in the background with his gf

>>84429231
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=9eb4d1609dc81d77ac38062fb5bdfcdc

>>84429135
she could have been perfect

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This plot point is a flying trainwreck that did a second leap back over the shark. Any further attempt to explain it can only make it worse, it's an "I give up, believe whatever you want" resolution that you're supposed to turn your brain off entirely for.

>>84429377
dad would never...

>>84429396
let Jane touch him

>>84429135
OK it seems like this is a sensitive topic for you sorry

>>84429135
The evil twist was okay, she'd been brainwashed her whole life after all. Then the un-evil twist ruined everything.

>>84429478
>implying Feferi ever allowed Eridan to show her his dick

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>>84428925
We both share this dream, you and I.

>>84429478
Do something productive with your time, Karkat.

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>>84428879
>>84429520
Real nice.

Why the fuck was Karkat and Sollux's relationship never ever touched again post act 5.1

>>84429521
he lied about it being double diick2, it's actually one bulge bifurcated

>>84418692
how did terezi lose her legs

>>84429589
Karkat carries Sollux around after he half dies and then Sollux fucks off in Act 6 and Karkat never gets to speak to him again.

>>84429553
>>84429520
I fapped to the pic of her pregnant, not gonna lie

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>>84429553
So very nice indeed.

>>84429631
karkat was p upset with sollux for fucking off too

>>84429589
many cool troll dynamics were touched on for all of two seconds and then dropped into the black hole of plot threads

>Aradia/Tavros/Nepeta/Terezi FLARP
>Karkat and Sollux, Karkat and Eridan
>Sollux and Kanaya

>>84429631
>literally the epitmoe of hoes before bros
>people actually like this character
Man, it sure sounds hard to stay on this ship and lend my sweet magic powers to make the party a lot stronger, I think I'll just spend my time pounding the resident necrophiliac's pussy and floating around being completely useless.

>>84429674
What picture?
>>84429676
Now that warms my heart.

>>84419078
christ, i had forgotten how fucking awkward all the avgn/critic wannabes are

>>84429702
Well, he WAS half-dead. So he only half-cared. He was sort of half-punished for not helping though. Half of him went into making Erisol.

>>84429168
O5 pls go

>>84429674
Show it.

http://skullmandible.tumblr.com/post/147260080306/what-is-your-favorite-homestuck-act

For those of you that don't feel like clicking the link the lead writer is saying that his favorite parts of Homestuck are act 5.2 and the Caliborn parts of act 6. This is good rite?

>>84429837
He has good taste at least.

>>84429682
i thought nepeta never FLARPED with the others, she wasn't allowed to


I DID want to see aradia being the DM for vriska tho, how brutal she must have been, or how easily she blew through ara's challenges. Or how Vriska played Ara.

>>84429754
>>84429830
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/alinajames/380470/Thrill-of-Hunt

>>84429837
He has good taste in Homestuck. He has very poorly informed taste in other matters. I'm willing to give him a chance, but I hate the concept of Hiveswap an awful lot. I hate that it was such a failure in development, I hate that Hussie lost our money, I hate that a Sburb story was never going to be told with it.

I both hate the fact that Hussie isn't writing his own game, and feel relieved that he isn't.

>>84429702
Sollux would have been hella useful on the meteor. He could have spoken with Rose about substance abuse and how mind honey/sopor slime destroyed a whole bunch of shit in their session, he could have kept up friendships with Terezi/Karkat/Kanaya and made them deal with their interpersonal problems instead of them all falling apart and letting bad relationships fester, he could have teamed up with Terezi to foresee the upcoming session and make plans for what to do, he could have bullshitted some kind of coding to their computers so they could pester the alpha kids pre-entry, he could have kept Dave on his toes with friendly rivalry and bantz so he didn't pussy out into TOXICITY talk.

But nah, Vriska tho.

>>84429815
Nepate a so cute!

>>84429953
>Having Sollux literally become Vriska and solve everyone's problems.
Nah.

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Will the Evil Route end up being cooler than the good?

>>84430028
That depends on a lot of factors.

>>84430028
Lady Claire is the villain my dick will serve

>>84430028
Sans shows up at the end of the Troll genocide run and complains his CD containing Megalovania remixes got scratched.

What if Trizza is just a female, troll version of Hussie and at the end you have lesbian sex and her moans sound like Hussie?

>>84429995
>Having the trolls remain friends in close contact with each other and their various relationships/open communication helping to balance and fix their issues

If you consider the revolving door of the troll pesterlogs and Karkat's memos being "I have a problem" "You fucking idiot, here's a solution, now stop being so terrible" to be Vriska-lite then I can't help you.

reminder even Rose "what landquest" Lalonde could beat Sans

he has low level shit time abilities

>There is at least one other mystery person involved in the writing who is apparently of some renown

I wonder who it is