Bring me your best, /co/. War were declared.

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>>84391627

I bring the man with no Ambition.

He's seen war before as well.

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>>84391627
I could break the president in two. With my bare hands!

>>84391627
I bring to you the reaper of lost souls.
https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=bzwADJqf_Ok

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Melinda "Six-Pack Abs" Grab

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Agent Randell, reporting for duty.

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Terminator ghost girl reporting for duty

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Bat-Cow, standing by.

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>>84391627
This boy can and will steal the enemy's oneitis's with ease. Can you imagine it sir? They'll too busy drunk texting and having feels to hold a gun properly. We'll have a field day.

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"I" AM BEING DRAFTED ?

pardon me if i say poppycock ?

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War doctor reporting

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ME AND MY GIANT COCK ARE READY TO ROLL OUT

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>>84391627
Well whatever country I get shipped off too, it better be on my list

>>84391782
What the fuck am I reading?

>>84391627
>were

>>84392696
>I never watched Futurama

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>>84391627

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>>84391627
Here is fish-guy. All he has left in his life is looking into toilets while depressed. He'd make a valuable addition to your team. His only weakness is that after browsing a folder filled with extremely powerful waifus, somebody could probably fuck him up if they got the drop on him.

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Doesn't this violate the prime directive?

>>84392949
i can empathize with fish-guy: i have consistent nightmares periodically of going into public restroom stalls and the toilet being filled with shit. i don't know why this keeps happening but it just does.

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Ahoy there! Sounds like you're in need of some assistance, old chum! Fear not! The Sovereign of the Seas will Support your Sortie oppoSSing those Scandalous Scoundrels!

OUTRAGEOUS!

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>>84391627

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DON'T WORRY SIR

IF I CAN'T KILL THEM I CAN CRY THEM TO DEATH

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Cue-Ball, Eight-Ball, Twelve-Ball and Cue-Ball standing by

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over 300 confirmed kills!

>>84395285
>Not "Stardust Crusaders standing by"

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>>84395244
Veteran of a 1000 year war... is only known for her tears.

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BILLDOZER, STANDING BY

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Red Leader, standing by

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Droid army, standing by

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>>84395384

Space Dorito st- uhh... s...

Shit, I'm sorry. What were we doing? I got distracted by cat tits.

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Triple E's, standing by.

>>84395543
that's not a war veteran, that's a drama queen

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She can be a useless damsel. Your army needs a damsel, right?

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>>84391627
Punished Ruby ready for battle

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>>84391782
>Does it what I figure out happened just ever come like anything else for it.

>>84392838
I found our first casualty. All I know is it'll be someone's fetish.

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ANGRY CROW TAKES FLIGHT!

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Here is the best of the best of the best, Sir!

>>84396391
With honours?

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Swedish Murder Machine... ready

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>>84396287
ARE YOU A MAN OR AN ANT?!

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literally me reporting for duty!

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I call base duty.

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>>84396801
>war

>>84393347
This is such a great reaction image

>>84396735
I AM NOT JOINING, delete that picture of me!

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The name's Pooh. Whinnie the Pooh.

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>>84393045
>KEKTAIN KEK-KEK KEKARD OF THE KEK.S.S. KEKERPRISE REPRESENTING THE UNITED KEKERATION OF KEKETS

>>84397038
You come into my house, abuse my hospitality and eat my honey, we're friends rabbit, but even I have limits, it pains me to do this.

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Here's two bright upcoming recruits, Sarge!

>>84397874
Patrick! What are you doing here?

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>>84391627
Good job officer. All these fine...oooh...
>>84392022
>>84392838
>>84395244
>>84395947
flexible recruits...mmmmm.

That will come later for now, welcome recruits! You just signed up for a war that even I didn't know we had yet. Once registration is done, you'll be assigned a bunk, and I want to see some serious bed-making there!

Congratulations men! And fine, fine women.

>>84397967
I dunno. I'm funny?

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Griffith im going to kick your ass

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>>84391627

Medieval rabbit murder squad, reporting in!

>>84397967
I THOUGHT THE CORPS WOULD STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE SIR

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>>84398028
Says you

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Jaws Cena is ready!

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All Star Outhouse ready for the shitstorm Sir

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Captain Friedrich Zarigueya, reporting sir.

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Aloha!

Stitch reporting in!

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Post-orgasm PPG ... R-Reporting in, s-sir ...

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Oh man, I'm reporting in!

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The Mighty Megalosaurus, Admiral Sinclair, reporting for duty

>>84398525
BWAAAAH

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Look fellows we got Neil Gaiman at our site!

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LET'S GET OUR BOYS PUMPED /CO/!

NOTHING GET'S THE BLOOD PUMPING LIKE AN ANTI-WAR SONG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztZI2aLQ9Sw

OORAH

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So are there babes at this "war" place?

What is it, like a resort for princesses?

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Der a fite?! Iz redy ta killz anytin'!

>it aint me starts playing

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BUCK BAKEK

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>>84399083
VIET FUCKING NAM

>>84399148
Holy shit, it's General Boo! We're surely going to win now!

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Your going to need someone to help keep the soldiers from going insane....

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Major Tom Reporting For Duty.

>>84399339
ground control is on the line. they want to ask you if somethings wrong or not?

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>>84391627
>I RODE A TANK, HELD A GENERALS RANK
>WHEN THE BLITZKRIEG RAGED AND THE BODIES STANK

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>>84396274
>tfw all you want is to see her get railed and watch her slightly chubby body bounce
>but it always turns into fucking guro

>>84399791
It's nice while it lasted, just ends badly all the time.

>>84399746
Pleased to meet you.

>>84396011
Every time wasn't even think about it.

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>>84396735
>>84396976

>>84391782

Is this from some sort of fanfiction wiki?

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WAARRRRRR

>>84392838
source please?

>>84400550
KotH wiki

>>84395828
from what shore do they hail?

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Hm.

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>>84400696
IF YOU REALLY LOVE HUMANITY DR MANHATTAN YOU'D BE READY TO FIGHT FOR IT

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>>84391627
Not to worry General, I'll stop that pigeon! Muttley! Prepare for take off!

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WE DON'T WANNA GO TO WAR TODAY
BUT THE LITTLE MAN FROM THE DRAFT BOARD SAYS "Now I wouldn't say that"!

>>84399148
Sir, yes sir!

>>84396735
>>84396582
wait a minute...

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Try and keep up

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Get ready to get fucked.

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MEDIC

>>84398976
What is this Heresy

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>>84391627

CHEER LUV! THE CAVALRY'S IS HERE!

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A forgotten hero rears his head to heed the call of duty...

>>84391627
[Demonic invasion in progress lockdown in effect]

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you're gonna need some magic niggas in this bitch

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REPORTING, is this warrrr

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>>84401553
A spess mauhrin?

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Who's ready for death

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I got'em now sir

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Needs no introduction.

>>84400620
Angel Corps

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he can win the war and have incredible drama between his wife and girlfriend.

>>84401635
I hate to be that guy but, who?

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wwalks into battlefield
eri and shrek reportin for duty fresh from the ghost army

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LETS KILL ALL THOSE XENOS!
FOR THE EMPEROR!

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are we fighting angels ?

because i really hate angels

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Ending this war won't be Sinister. Lets clone Hannibal, Napoleon and Eisenhower so we can get some good leaders.

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Caesar's Legion won't see us coming.

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>>84403710
Iz got da oter SPESS MAUHRIN!

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Who are we fighting? Russians, Aliens, Mutants?

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nanalan rides into battle!

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>>84399791
There's the occasional thread on >>>/aco/680299

Teh Dave showed up once from /v/, but he's done with AC and never looking back. Samantha's been reimagined as some wizard look-alike for his new comic, but it's not the same.

At least there's edits. Shame, AC had a lot of potential.

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BATTLE READY BATTLE-RAVEN READY FOR BATTLE!

BATTLE READY BATTLE-VULTURE, BATTLE READY!

OUR BATTLING SPIRIT PUSHES US TO BATTLE HARD! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

BATTLE COMBINE FOR BATTLE READY BATTLE BIRD COMBO! BATTLE HARD AND LIVE SO YOU CAN CONTINUE BATTLING!

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With distraction like this, we'll win this war in a breeze. I fucking assure it

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Amethyst and Kiwi, reporting for duty

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The SON OF A SHEPARD HAS THE STRENGTH OF 10 MEN

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May they pray to their heathen gods for some semblance of mercy, for they shall find naught in me.

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NOT THE DRAFT

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REPORTING FOR DUTY, YEH

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Ren HOEK, reporting!

>>84404374
I don't think the armed forces accepts the mentally disabled.

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Eric Raymond, standing by

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Let's kill some Nazis!

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Goldtooth Claus, standing by!

>>84403674
The Spirit

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I'm here to chew ass and kick gum. AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM!

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Cinderblock is ready!

This is my favorite thread all week

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But, war means guns, and guns... They kill people...

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>>84391627
Best? I thought you said the breast.

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Don't make war, baby. Make love. Preferably with me.

>>84405345

I am okay with this mistake.

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We will fight them in the snow. We will fight them in the sleet. We will fight them in the hail.

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Where're they at! Let me at em! I'LL BEAT THEIR MEAT SO HARD THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT EM!

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ah geez thats ah.. thats to bad. ya see i got this wicked back injury in high school while i was runnin' the ball, asshole from bellmont took me outa tha game that night. That didn't stop me from gettin a little pigskin ah my own that ah! YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN?

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>Let's go! I want to fight some--
>No. Just watch.

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I'm gonna go retro and steal all of their milkshakes and cokes!

A thirsty army is a worthless army!

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I'm here to join your Owsla.

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WHAT

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"You know I would, but if I left for war who would pilot Blue?"

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Don't worry bros, I'm here

>>84400490
Hope you guessed my name

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What's that, Plank?

You're gonna WHAT? Is that even legal?

You sure?

You're a hard-ass, buddy!

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reportin for duty

>>84396801
O F F

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I, Rustford "Rusty" Shackleford and my glorious mustache will be reporting for duty tomorrow, general. But if for some reason I am not there, assume I have been killed. Don't bother looking for a body, as I am highly combustible and will most certainly disintegrate upon death.

Now if you'll excuse me I must be off... to prepare... for the, uh... upcoming battle. Shi-shi-sha!

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CONFOUND THOSE DOVER BOYS!
THEY DRIVE ME TO WAR!

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>>84391627
If it's a soldier you want, then brother, I got the man for you.

I know he may not look like much, but I swear to you, I've seen him personally slit the throats of a thousand iron krauts behind enemy lines before breakfast.

But that's not all! Just moments ago I saw him practicing his footwork on the dance floor. Never had grace and power been married so perfectly before. Take a look for yourself; I've been watching him strut and style all day!

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>>84391782

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Maggots!