Sausage Party

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>AYYYE, RIGHT IN MY GUACANBALLS

>>84384243
Is this movie like a bet or a prank that got way out of hand, and neither side knew how to back out once it went too far?

I really hope there's a /co/ stream of this when a torrent becomes available.

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>My cousins, Brother, sister, and parents all want to go see it

>They think this is funny

God almighty, Why? Why did this have to become a thing? I'm gonna be barraged by food puns written by a wannabee stoner after they go see it.

>>84384605
Anyone have that screen shot of an anon's post that showed how Seth and the crew came up with it?

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Man, why couldn't I have been born 60 years earlier?

This looks really good and I really wanna see it.

I'm quite curious about the sex scene, I want to see things happen to the buns.

I'm not right.

>No art of the main human

This looks like it should be all of 20 minutes long at most and was probably a high school film class project.

Boy oh boy I can't wait for the webms of the orgy scene.

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>>84387438
You know what you must do
>>84388039

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>>84388039
I can't even even even

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For this there had to be writers, directors, producers, animators, texture designers, editors, marketers, most likely a legal team, tons of work in licensing software/music/product placement, and more. Most important of all, there will be consumers that will buy Sausage Party tickets, DVDs, Blu-Rays, digital goodies, apparel, and more.

Millions upon millions of dollars will be tied up within this product on both ends. How did this come to happen.

>>84392802
do not fucking blame the animators for this.

they hired people in vancouver when there was a few studio closures and the people who wound up working on it did it because it was a paycheque. At a reunion/meetup I asked a couple of them about it and they said it was a fucking disaster, absolutely nobody liked working on it but it was their only job. About half the entire team quit/was replaced. It was a shit show.

just keep in mind that there are two kinds of people that result in a movie like this: the people who direct/write this shit, and the people they hire to actually do their shit. Do not blame the latter.

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>>84387565

>>84384243
>Doom door sounds the first thing I hear

I'm out.

>>84384243
Why the fuck do they keep using 'Wiggle' as the trailer song

>>84384243
>that music
https://soundcloud.com/kill-caustic/go-ham-sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOF-ubVcRzM

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>>84384243
>That THICC milf

>>84384474
I'm really looking forward to the racism in this movie, NGL.

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>>84384474
why does that line make me laugh

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>>84388039
>There are going to be webms and gifs specifically of this scene posted en masse on /co/

Hold me guys

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>opens in the UK a month after US (in 2 September)
Usually I'm annoyed by that, but not this time.

>This is supposed to keep Sony afloat.
>Enjoy the depths of failure

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>A sausage seeks to escape his fate in Seth's Rogan's very adult, unremittingly hilarious animated comedy.
>Down at Shopwell's supermarket, the food items have just one goal in life: to be picked by customers. They believe these benevolent giants will then whisk them off to paradise. All they have to do is remain pure and pristine until they're chosen. That means Frank the sausage (Seth Rogan) is unable to consummate his relationship with alluring bun Brenda (Kristen Wiig). But Frank and his friends are about to discover the awful truth about what awaits them in the 'great beyond'!
>The twisted brainchild of 'Pineapple Express' and 'This is the End' creators Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, this outrageously profane comedy might look like a magical Pixar movie - but it's most definitely not for children. The brilliant supporting voice cast includes Jonah Hill and Michael Cera as sausages, Edward Norton as a bagel and Salma Hayek as a taco.
Sounds like shit t.b.h

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>>84388039
>someone wrote this
>someone animated this
>someone voiced this
>someone is distributing for the world to see
>someone is going to pay money to see this

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>>84393930
AND THE WORST PART IS

YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT POSTED HERE TOO

>>84392880
damn that makes me sad

>>84384243
I can't believe I'm going to pay money just to watch this

>>84393961
>AND THE WORST PART IS
THE PROM'S TOMORROW

>>84394360
THEY TOOK MY FACE JYSTIN

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>>84394401
Y O U ' L L N E V E R B E C L E A N

>>84388039
>Those "doh-GIN" things seem to be pretty popular with the young folk, why don't we just make one of those but with talking food?
>SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A RAISE.

>>84394433
If someone made an animated movie out of some ryona/rape/mindbreak doujin, I would be the first to throw money at it.

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>>84394433
> not dough-gin

>>84384243
I see a problem...Design wise this time
>pieces of pizza or sandwiches are ok, but cuted sausage is not
EEEEE?

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>>84393813

> yfw it's a success
> yfw THIS is what makes people think "Hah maybe cartoons CAN be mature!"
> yfw "adult" cartoons are locked in a family guy/robot chicken style of "maturity" and "humor" for fifty years because of this film

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>>84388039
>somebody fapped to this as the wrote it
>somebody is going to fap to this as they see it
>right in the damn theater

>>84392802
Don't think this will be forgotten when the world is judged.

>>84393930
Someone or group approved it.

i hate seth rogen but this shit looks like it could be fun

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>Normies are loving this

Fucking why? Why aren't average people as disgusted and horrified by this as we are?

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>>84391446
>NON TITVS VT CRVCIS

>FCM

>>84393657
It's a dick joke.

The hotdogs make dick jokes.

>>84394956
M8, We fap to shampoo bottles on this board, no one will listen to us anyway

>>84392880
Damn this is a good post. You seem informed.

>>84388039
This is fake, right?

>>84395207

Korea leaked the scripts from Sony, and yes. This is real.

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>>84395227

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The main villain is a literal douche.

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>>84388039
>The new scenes in the trailer match up with the script, especially racist mexican food segment
> Meaning this scene is most likely real
Hold me guys...

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Not gonna lie, I really liked Seth Rogen's brand of comedy movies when I first saw Knocked Up and Superbad. But at this point we're literally witnessing the Adam Sandlering of Seth Rogen. Not to mention that "EDGY FILM IN A CHILDREN'S FILM SKIN" has been done in the past, and way better from the looks of it. The entirety of Team America is more subtle than any Sausage Party ad I've seen, and you know something is wrong when the word "subtle" is used to describe a Trey Parker/Matt Stone project.

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>>84388039
All I feel is overwhelming despair

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Ya know, if I wanted a movie with Anthropormorphic food products? I'd find Ridiculous Cake all of my money for one. And his food girls are appealing man!

>>84395785
this defiinitely isn't the first and definitely won't be the last movie featuring Anthropormorphic food

>>84384605
heh, my money's on the same being true of Trump's bid for presidency. I think he just wanted to see how far he could take it.

>>84395887
same was with the politicians claiming brexit was a good thing
and then fucking idiots actually voted for it

>>84393930
Uh, context of gif? We know it's shit, and it's not too late for us to avoid it.

>>84395904
You know things are fucked politically when you can openly troll the masses...and they don't just bite, they yank your ass into the water.

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>>84395887
>>84395904
>>84395934

>>84395785
Man, his stuff is so fucking good.

And I hate to say it, as stupid as this looks, I'll probably end up seeing it.

>>84384243
LOL the potatoe's eyes are like human eyes lawl how high do you even have to be to DO that

>>84394549
> "adult" cartoons are locked in a family guy/robot chicken style of "maturity" and "humor" for fifty years because of this film
but that's what we already have, anon

>>84392880
You know who else was just "doing their job"?

>>84384243
Something you'd see in Robot Chicken stretched out to a feature length film: The Movie

>>84393961
At least I didn't pay to see it on the big screen.

>>84393657
>they only use the Snoop guest verse and completely omit Derulo

It's funny.

>>84384243
I know one person at work who's excited for this. He's 20 and raising his gfs kid that isn't is.

>>84393657
Wiggle is an example of a song with a great instrumental but horrendous lyrics.

>>84393472
Perfect.

>>84399227
>20 and raising his gfs kid that isn't is.
Trey Parker found a Lazarus Pit?

>>84393657
WHAT DOES YOUR VOICE SOUND LIKE UNDERWATER?
AT NIGHT?

https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/734808007117295616

CRINGE

>>84399388
>Tomato using Italian word for family

Why is every fucking thing in this movie some kind of ethnic stereotype?

>>84399446
More like why are Italians culturally appropriating tomatoes?

there's a hell and it's Sausage Party

>>84399446
yeah the stereotype jokes seem to take up more than half the damn movie at this point. it's starting to become excessive.

on one hand; hey, with a succesfull R-rated cartoon we'll get more adult animation!
on the negative side:
all those R-rated new cartoons will try to follow into Sausage Party's footsteps maning:
>all adult cartoon-movies will just be a collection of grotesque images and obscenities
>meaning: all Adult-animation is family guy

Burn this movie to the ground- DESTROY IT!

>>84399564
I'm sure most people will watch this because the jewcrew is behind it

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Did anyone else hear the medi-gun sound from tf2 at the beginning of that video

>>84393664
>Memecancer

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I never watch camrips but I will for this. I am 100% interested in watching this fucking trainwreck happen right before my eyes but hell if I'm gonna give it any money

>>84384243
The buns still scare the everloving shit out of me.

most reviews I've read thus far can be summarized as
>LOL SO OFFENSIVE!
which means they were either getting paid or high as fuck as they watched the movie

this movie goes on my list of
>things that make me drink

>>84399703
I just want confirmation if the script represents what happens on the screen
because I forced myself through the whole shitstain and there's no way I will waste any more time than I already have on this- thing

>>84398605
My mom

This film's like a double edged sword. As >>84399564
puts it, we may get more adult animated movies. Unfortunately, they might try and be the same as Sausage Party

>>84399703
Will there be a /co/ stream?

If I watch this shit, I want to watch it with you guys.

It's funny how they advertise this.

>THE WORLD'S FIRST R-RATED ANIMATED MOVIE
>"It's not"
>THE WORLD'S FIRST R-RATED CGI ANIMATED MOVIE
>"It's not"
>THE WORLD'S FIRST R-RATED CGI ANIMATED MOVIE WITH A WIDE THEATRICAL RELEASE

If you have to move the goal posts that much, is it really an accomplishment?

>>84399797
She-Wolf of SS?

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>>84395785
I fucking LOVE Ridiculous Cake!

>>84388039
>rabel rabel rabel

I put on my wizard hat and robes

>>84395227
I wonder if this was revenge for The Interview controversy.

>>84388039
At least Salma Hayek is voicing some of these lines

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>yfw this movie

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>>84399564
Yeah, fuck that. I'd rather never get another R-rated animated film in my lifetime if the alternative is nothing but fucking Sausage Party knockoffs.

>>84400711
How the hell did Edward Norton get talked into playing a gay Jewish stereotype bagel and Salma Hayek talked into playing a lesbian Mexican stereotype taco?

>>84395756
>and you know something is wrong when the word 'subtle' is used to describe a Trey Parker/Matt Stone project.

it's kind of astounding how much that puts it all into perspective.

>>84400991
Everyone needs to eat

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>>84388039

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>>84388039
...it's kinda hot

>>84393775
>click on a webm
>it's supposed to be just a clip from a way better animated film
>two seconds later it turns into food orgy
i can't do this

>>84400171
grilledsandbitch?

>>84401338
Pretty sure its' supposed to be french toast

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>>84388039
I'm laughing.

But for very different reasons.

>>84401340
NO

>>84401340
Now we're sexualizing shampoo bottles. What next? Rocks?

>>84401340
>expand image
>can smell the shampoo
Witchcraft

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>>84401429
Spoke to soon.

>>84401340
Welp I've fapped to an M&M. A shampoo bottle shouldn't be any different.

>>84401429
>what is SU

>>84401574
WEW LAD

>>84399446
Why is Rogen a literal SJW cuck and makes a movie populated by stereotypes?

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there's going to be porn of the bun and sausage

>>84401943
I've seen worse. There is likely already porn like that, anyway.

>>84401870
because DUDE OFFENSIVE CARTOON LMAO

>>84401943
Yes, and it's in the movie itself.

This movie is gonna flop so hard.

the butthurt /co/ has towards this movie makes me very excited

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>>84402037
Quit being such a weenie anon

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>>84388039

>>84402058
Quit hot dogging Carlos

>>84388039
> 2016
> Still making references to "In Da Club"

Hopefully this will pass as quickly as Delgo.

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>>84388039
>this is something that actually got approved, funded and made

>>84399227
>Don't ever go to the movies with me, or my wife's son ever again.

>>84399388
>Writing his name in the style of Disney

I'd laugh if I weren't so depressed. This guy really thinks he's hot shit.

>>84393472
When I read the laugh line I heard it in his voice and just busted out laughing

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This angers Breakfast Princess.

Tumblr stays surprsingly silent about this movie

Though it does have 4 LGBT characters

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>>84403359
I saw my brother watching Adventure Time, and I was super pissed that Flame Princess is fucking he autistic cinnamon bun.

She was so cute with Fin, what the fuck happened?

>>84403431
http://sausageparty-script.tumblr.com/

>>84403459

Finn was turned on by her fighting the Ice King (I think)

>>84403541
...Is that a cuck thing?

Can't the food just go on the floor?

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Well in 15 years foodies will over take furries as the most annoying internet fetish.

>>84403431
Naw, they hate it. When the trailer hits, they were making some posts going "Imagine working your whole life to get into the animation industry, and then amounting to drawing food fucking for Seth Rogan"

>>84403755
Futafags have long since taken over from furries as the most annoying.

>>84403755
>>84403777
I thought traps were the worst

>>84388039
hory shet

>>84403790
trannies don't try to hijack pop-culture with their lady dick agenda. Not counting civil bathroom rights and kardashian attention whoring.

>>84399882
MAKE IT SO

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>>84403856

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I really think we've managed to find the worst animated film to ever happen.

>>84404539
ah yup another scene I have to witness with my own two eyes

and I'm still convinced Hell&Back was worse than this will be

>>84404539
>>84404858
Apparently the rat asshole fingering is not in the final cut.

>>84404989
The fact that we've seen no similar affirmation for the food orgy convinces me even more that that scene made it into the full film.
And I really wonder why.

>The massive food orgy with actual fucking is fine, but a rat's asshole is a bit much, don't you think?

>>84404989
NO!

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>>84388039
>this is the current state of entertainment

>>84392802
The studios that work on this do it because they are being paid.
Some people shovel shit from 9-5. Others make shit.

The real sad stuff is some studio paid millions to make this garbage instead of making something someone worked really hard on and is good. And customers will see this garbage and support the shitty decision to make this film because Seth Rogan's name is attached to it.

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It's good to be ugly after all
Now we can see it's true
It's good to be ugly after all
Wish we were ugly like you
'Cause when you are ugly
They don't come and pick you
And put you out over a flame
Oh, it's good to be ugly after all

>>84384243
I for one am looking forward to this movie...and I haven't looked forward to a movie this hard in a long time. This looks so fun and could really change the whole idea of animated movies as being just kid stuff...

plus I really like Rogen's sense of humor

>>84394605

"Please God Why? WHY ARE YOU SMITING US?!"

The clouds open up, and there it is, 10 miles tall, wreathed in flame, the script to "Sausage Party"

"Oh... I guess that's fair."

>>84392880

I work in the animation industry. Animators are hired guns, nothing more. To us, that cartoon you loved growing up is just a paycheck.

There are a few exceptions, but if you work in this industry for love, your heart will be broken.

>>84405283
It's that sentiment that shows that we slip away from God's light a little more each day.

Change from kid's stuff? ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU!? ARE YOU!?!?!

You know what this will do? If the Academy goes the same way it has been, Zootopia is a shoe in for best animated feature.

If the Academy is as dumb about animation as all evidence points to, they might give it to Sausage Party because of that SENTIMENT!

"oh, it's actually an adult movie and not kiddie shit." BAH! FUCK YOU FUCK THEM AND FUCK ROGEN!

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>>84405283

>>84405283
You're looking forward to a movie that posits, "Religion is a set of pointless rules designed to keep us from realizing how horrific and hungry the universe really is, and the only answer is to furiously fuck to ignore that fact instead so we rot to death and no one can eat us."

...that looks so bad 4CHAN is grossed out despite the massive, massive fedora bait.

>>84405870
>Academy award for Sausage Party
WOW
you are fucking retarded

>>84405283
This looks suspiciously like bait.

>>84405897
Oh shit. That line sounds really hurtful and rude. You should write a letter to the CEO of Hollywood saying that they hurt your feelings. :::(((((

>>84401241
At least that would be better than what happened on /wsg/ with ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS.

>>84405870
Would be nice. Zootopia was kinda forgettable and the "predators are mean" bullshit was so forced, it even came from the least bigoted character in the movie, because fuck good writing.

Zootopia doesn't deserved anything.

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>>84406159
It deserves something for the amount of detail put into the animation.

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I know this may open up something bad, but what would /co/ do to turn something good out of this concept?

Only thing I can think of is an iphone with a god complex

>>84406055
I don't know what you're talking about but I like that song

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>>84388039
there is no hope for humanity.
i will never look at food the same way again

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Discuss

>>84408393
Decent body but face could be better and could do less cameltoe.

>>84408478
Her name is literally Camile Toh.

>>84406194
It's not gonna get shit. Ellen Degenerate is going to win best animated feature and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

>>84408478
>>84408920
When I read the script, I expected a fat ugly gorilla bitch.
But we get a solid 6/10 instead.

it's just scrotie mcboogerballs

it's so easy to ignore why are you giving it this much attention

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>>84406194
And for having the villain be both adorable and sexy as hell.

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>>84409226
correct

>>84394445
>>84394433
>ShindoL makes a movie

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>>84409226
>>84409380

>>84399446
Tomatoes aren't even from Italy. They're native to the Americas and Italians everywhere should be thankful this foreign fruit from across the pond saved their shitty cuisine.

>>84399632
Probably a stock sound effect. I hear a similar sound in a lot of sci-fi here an there.

>>84401429
I'm almost positive /tg/ has this covered

>>84400080
what is the world's first r-rated cgi film?

>>84403565
Not really. He was having wet dreams of her beating up Ice King, so he was framing Ice King for shit to make her go beat him up so he can get off.

I'm not joking. That is literally the plot to an Adventure Time episode.

Reading the script, it seems like it was a group of food that fooled everyone into thinking humans were gods, while they safety hid away from getting eaten, yet they aren't also considered bad guys?

>>84403761
Alternative is starving so...

>>84411691
because the prophecy of the chosen one they believed in became true at the end

>>84411284
deadpool

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The only good thing I see coming out of this is the racial stereotypes and orgy guarantee critics will shit on it harder than most other Rogan films

Challenge: say one good thing about Sausage Party.

>>84400080
>FIRST R-RATED ANIMATED MOVIE
I'm not sure which movie it was but I'm pretty sure Ralph Bakshi was involved in it
>I think even before that there was an X-rated animated film from the 70's or something, some porn parody of Snow White, I think, with Frank Welker as the narrator

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>>84412383
>it's Fritz the cat
>and it started a short lived trend for x-rated animation
>all those films produced in that age are better than SP

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>>84412035
It's supposed to have good music

>>84412035
It'll be away from me when it's released in theaters.

Also, I didn't think anything could possibly disturb and upset me more than Ghost in the Shell being turned into a live-action ScarJo vehicle. I'm not so sure that's a good thing.

Will this be the worst movie of 2016?

>>84412551
Norm of the North exists.

How will this damage the industry? Between this and the rest of the horrible animated movies this year, I seriously smell a crash. Like, Video Game Crash of 1983. Like, Comics Crash of 1995.

Only no one really respects animation like comics and video games. Goodbye half of /co/.

>>84412570
Norm of the North didn't have a six minute hot dog orgy.

>>84412035
The battle at the end might be fun depending on how it's directed

>>84405698
It wasn't always like that...
In the past... There were myths of animators making their own projects, their own animation shorts and films written and directed by animators for animators.
A time when animators weren not beaten down and reduced to be tools for a soulless assembly line industry run by writers, with no visual arts talent at all, and execs.

>Sausage party wins the best animated oscar

>>84413252
not cgi animators though, they were always treated like trash

>>84409226
I see you, Welshie.

>>84412035
It will be funny, but for the reasons Seth Rogen wants it to be funny.

>>84413505
*not

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>>84413273
there's no more hope for this world, burn it all, burn it to the ground and pee on the ashes

GUYS!

What if Sausage Party is actually really good, and WE'RE the ones who are wrong???

>>84413252
>Assembly Line

Dude, are you me? I've been saying the same thing! Granted, most of my issues have been on the story being neglected, but still!

>>84412679
Same guy who posted this.

>>84413540
Early warning systems and strong defenses are good to avoid getting caught by a surprise nuclear warhead.

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>>84394431
>>84394401
N E V E R

B E

C L E A N

>>84413540
dude, have you read THE SCRIPT?

>>84413540
Read the script.

Get some friends and drinks and read the whole damn thing. It'll be painful, but worth it. It's hilarious. Just not intentionally.

>>84399446
What is bothering me more than it should is the fact that tomatoes like all fruits are literally made to be eaten, they're full of seeds for a reason.

>>84413252

When was this magical time? I see no evidence of it.

>>84384243
Is it so wrong to wish death upon Seth Rogen

It's like Seth Rogen is part of some Jew plot to make the general public even dumber.

>>84414083
Somewhere, there's a version of Sausage Party where it's a struggle between food that want to live and food that wants to be eaten. Where bananas and corn are the most zealous, having been domesticated by humans into their current forms.

>>84412035
You just know some child is going to get dragged to this by their idiot parents and get traumatised which will be funny at least

>>84414778
Based on the other thread, some child is going to drag their mother to it, and their mom will be traumatized, more likely.

>>84414778
literally first YT comment on every trailer

>>84414672
don't give them more ideas pls

>>84414778
In some movie theater in California, they accidentally showed the trailer before Finding Dory.

Needless to say, parents were not happy.

>>84405050
They have supposedly cut a shit-ton out of the movie. The unfinished version they showed at a film festival that had no credits was 88 minutes long, and the final cut that will be in theaters, including credits, is 83 minutes long.

>>84417813
kek, fucking faggots

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>>84417875
Oh boy I sure can wait for the super special UNRATED version to be advertised heavily and then also fail.

>>84398464
That's actually a decent gag though

>>84384474
IT'S LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A 12 YEAR OLD

>>84407305
Maybe that's the point. They want to convert people to veganism with this film

>>84421645
but ALL food is alive in SP

>>84423283
But people will be most disgusted with the meat products.

>>84395911
Gadget had no idea what she was doing

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>>84384243
I wanna see someone draw a sausage running on her fat cunny.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_Party
>Rogen stated that he worked for eight years to get the film made
Holy shit

>>84425207
>So, Seth, I heard you once labored for eight long years to get your dream project made, what movie was that?
>Sausage Party

Seth Rogen is literally going to save western animation and you all hate him? I thought you want more mature adult animations? Literally stop being entitled, it looks pretty funny, lol cartoon foods are going to swear and fuck and stuff just like Family Guy! Maybe this will pave the way for more adult stuff like that?

>>84425369
You're right, I will be there on day one! I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT IS SAUSAGE PARTY!

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>>84425207
>Ian James Corlett
A fucking legend is featured in that movie!

>>84410307
And pasta came from Asia.

>>84414446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZibUpH-AME&list=PLyNzc9cbF4EVaD8Pn6OWJ_tB06Yn77xKW
And even in that "magical time", it was a real fucking struggle.

>>84425369
There was already one adult-animated movie released earlier this year, and by a major studio too. Got a ton of praise from critics, although it didn't break even.
On the subject of adult-animated movies Titmouse completed a 2D onem although it isn't currently scheduled for release anywhere and it seems to be aimed at the DUDE WEED crowd as well.

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>>84384474
>GUACANBOWLS

>>84384243
I'm fairly certain the sound effect at the beginning of the video is the same that the medigun in TF2 uses

Why the hell would a package of hot dogs be on a non-refrigerated shelf out in the open?

So it's toy story except rated 18+ and with foodstuffs.

Alright, might be neat.

>>84425970
Sausage Party is a MESS
Sausage Party is a WASTE

I honestly hope it's a success.

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>>84387678
Why couldn't I have been born 60 years later.

>>84388039
Wow... I've always heard about this script containing long dragged out orgy scenes, but this is way too much information. This is probably going to end up being a rated X movie if they're really going to go through with making all these explicit references. This alone made me reconsider not watching it in theaters.

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>>84413273
>Kids of the judges want to feel more mature
>Beg their parents to take them to Sausage Party
>It actually fucking wins best animated feature

At least it isn't pixar again

>>84412035
Obesity rates will go down because of this god awful movie.

I'm mostly just curious about what they think is suppose to happen when they are bought. Just left in the pantry to rot, or immediately thrown away?

>>84429750
ascend to heaven

>>84394956
i think when normies start seeing it they'll hate it.

Based Trump would have stopped this movie from being made if he was president.

this is all because the movie food fight got well known by normies and seth rogen just made his version of it.

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This will exist, as well as the Emoji movie... yet, the Medusa movie got killed before it got a chance. Why is life unfair?

> select all the food

God it hurts.

>>84430648
No he wouldn't

it doesn't passingly mention him in a slightly negative way

>>84412035
Seeing /co/s reaction

>>84394549
But this is WHY I want it to a success.
If there a market for more adult films, ONE, ONE FILM WILL ARISE TO THE BEST SHINY EXAMPLE OF A GOOD,SERIOUS, ANIMATED THAT DEALS WITH ADULTS THEMES AND IS ALSO ENTERTAINING.
But then it will be a flop and the company that made it will lose money,maybe even go out of business,so it will become a cult film and robot chicken humour will still make millions, so who really gives a fuck?

>>84393472
The sad thing is this is like 95% accurate

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>Older brother is taking his kids to see this thing
>Has ignored my warnings because he's an idiot
I'm expecting his wife will be pissed once the kids start talking about food orgies. Maybe enough for her to finally divorce him. That way I can further the gay agenda by marrying her, as opposed to just fucking her behind his back

>>84431701
I just want you to know you're a garbage person

>>84431701
I just want you to know that you're doing a good thing here Anon.

>>84431701
Doesn't he know the movie is R- rated?
Also, how will you furthering the gay agenda by fucking his wife? That's not gay, thats pretty straight

>>84431905
girls kissing girls

>>84431742
I mean I guess I could tell him about the affair, but he is usually to busy or high to talk to about serious things.
>>84431800
Thanks, you too.

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>>84431701
nigga you dumb?

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>>84393930
that's what you get when someones trying to sneak past the ZOG approval comity. Last time those goyim thought they could be the next Pixar without any Jews on board we got Foodfight! #winning

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>>84393815
>Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg
>Goldberg
Welp, I'm done, back to >>>/pol/ I guess.

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>>84384243
I already know this flick is gonna make a shitload of dough, RIP adult animated films, condemned to Family Guy humor.

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>>84430735
>Emoji movie

>>84431956
That's forbidden love.

>>84432086
Pretty much this. This movie is going to be a box office hit no matter how much /co/ wants it to fail, and when it does succeed its going to open the gate for even more animated movies with family guy tier humour to be made.

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>>84432164
Baby steps. Sure, there will be more trash-tier adult animated films, but at least they will be accepted. There will have to be at least ONE studio who is willing to go against the grain and produce an adult animated drama or action film.

>>84432345
>adult animated drama
what's the fucking point?

>>84432345
>There will have to be at least ONE studio who is willing to go against the grain and produce an adult animated drama or action film.
Already happened - Anomalisa. Financially it didn't do all that great, although that's probably because it's a Charlie Kaufman film. Still, it'd be nice to one day have animated dramas screening in multiplexes alongside the usual family fodder.

>>84432414
Greater experimentation, allows you to pull off stuff that'd be impossible or costly in live-action, and animation's generally much more ambitious.

>>84432414
Use your fucking imagination, dude. There have got to be some brilliant ideas out there that can only be done in animation.

>>84388039
i think i need to invest into a noose

>>84431742
>4chan