Worst Comics of All Time

>>84384084
The worst comics are probably random independent shit that nobody has ever heard of. But as far as popular stuff:

Ultimatum

In the past year I can recall Fight Club 2, Hellcat, and Squirrel Girl being offensively bad.

>>84384084
the one where tails the hedgehog babysits some kids and then unspeakable things happen

inb4 Dark Knight Returns

>>84384122
Fight Club 2 at least had good art.

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Do webcomics count?
If they do count, then you got endless potential for even more Weekends of Pain.

It's Pete time.

Anything with art by Rob Liefeld.

Drifter is a really bad comic

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Behold

>>84384135
do tell

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>>84384190
>>84384190
Disagree! Early X-Force was great, look at this dynamic coloring.

>>84384171
I will never look at corn the same way again

>>84384139
The Dark Knight Strikes Again

>>84384084
>One More Day
>Cry for Justice/Rise of Arsenal
>Countdown (Although fitting the whole thing in might be a stretch)
>Holy Terror
>The Unfunnies
>Nemesis

>>84384228
Different Anon here, having read that book twice i can assure you my nightmares havent left. The image still hasnt left my brain, and Tails is now automatically the worst fucking character

I do say that Spider Woman and Captain Marvel were pretty bad this year, thrown in squirrel girl for extra points

Fun Home is terrible

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>>84384228
Let's just say that Tails gives a whole new and literal meaning to the phrase "Shit-eating Grin"

>>84384321
Nah.

All the new Joe Kelly comics are bad

Trouble

>>84384347
There's nothing to it minus the progressiveness. Mediocre, but probably doesn't belong on the list.

>>84384122
fight club 2 was Disgusting and completely unnecessary

>>84384359
Come off it, the infertile reveal was hilarious.

>>84384372
>There's nothing to it minus the progressiveness
Untrue, but whatever.

All-New Ultimates

Circuit Breaker is complete shit

>>84384084
Open your local newspaper and you're bound to find some shit-tier nonsense in the comics section

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>>84384244

>>84384403
Had some interesting art.

Circuit-Breaker is pretty fucking bad, although it's still early in its run.

Littlest Zombie Summer Special #1.
Littlest Zombie is a comic that from Antarctic Press that's clever and fun and decent art made by Fred Perry.

Summer Special is literally some other guy did shitty art of some incoherent images and gave the pages to Fred Perry to just add dialogue and go with it.
It is like paying $5 for shitty art and Fred Perry failing to do improv.

any Kate Leth comic

>>84384275
>TDKSA
>bad

Saga, We Stand on Gaurd, Paper Girls

>>84384459
>this meme again
Go read Martha Washington or Hard Boiled if you like Miller so much, you contrarian shitstain.

look up Blaise Larmee

>>84384527
Looks like Ales Kot's faggier cousin.

>>84384153
Nah, it's just too easy. It would be like counting a random youtube skit video as an actual movie and calling it the worst film ever.

Marville
That's all

>>84384490
>saga

U mad about delays or something?

>>84384583
If only it could have ended at Indian chopping meteors.

I've seen some awful small press stuff. Austin English makes pretty bad art comics

>>84384583
Marville is great though, I bought every issue for like $5 after reading it in a storytime a few months ago

Alright, what's the worst thing the Big Two have put out in the 21st century?

>>84384627
It's just a dogshit comic

>>84384084
Why do people on /co/ love to storytime Girls?

>>84384695
Your mom

>>84384084
I was here on that day....WHY DON'T I REMEMBER ANY OF IT?

Jason Aaron is a retard

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I nominate Brazilian Mega Man

>>84384695
Avengers Disassembled

>>84384742
http://yourmomcomics.com/wordpress/
Not big 2 m8

>>84384803
Well, it was certainly the beginning of an era...but does anyone remember the 90's avengers stuff? I never hear to talked about fondly.

>>84384800
What's wrong with his haWHY IS SHE NAKED?!!

>>84384695
Finch's wonder woman

Transformers: The Beast Within
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Beast_Within

>>84384785
Consider yourself blessed

red hood and the outlaws #1
the multiversity #1 and #2
ultra comics #1
the multiversity guidebook
my little pony friendship is magic #25 and #26 (i guess we cant really storytime this one though)
my little pony friends forever #14 (again gr15 fucks you there)
crisis on infinite earths #1-#12
infininte crisis #1-#7
final crisis #1-#7
flashpoint #1-#5
hellblazer #13
the new 52 valentines day special

>>84384954
This is very bad bait. Not worth finding a fish picture

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>>84384084
So, we still doing this on comic-con weekend right?

>>84385012
I sure hope so. I know I'll be there.

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>>84384800
I loved Brazilian Mega Man. Shit was terrible, but I couldn't stop reading.
>>84384840
She's not naked in that picture, only wearing a beige jumpsuit that looks naked due to shitty art. Roll does, however, spend a good 2-3 issues topless, wearing nothing but a couple pieces of scrap metal covering her robotic crotch.

>>84384954
oh shit i forgot
justice league (2011-2016) #49
darkseid war special #1
any comic involving amazo

>>84385038
Where the storytimes at bro

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DID SOMEONE SAY TROUBLE?

>>84384868
Please there was worse made.
Lobo
Hawk n Dove
Red Hood n Arsenal
Most the Earth 2 biz

>>84385105
i considered putting green arrow rebirth on there but i suppose that issue itself was fine its just the start thats pain

>>84385125
Right here, mi amigo
>>84377259

>>84384991
hey at the very least most of /co/ will agree with me on red hood and the valentines day special.

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no one is stopping me.

>>84385115
>>84385136
>>84385179
No, fuck off.

>>84384084
but aside from the ending our love is real was great

>>84385203
ok

>>84385190
Red Hood is great

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>>84384954

>>84385224
Don't fuck off, i haven't seen this shit!
please?

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>>84385012
>>84385038

>>84385164
oh ty. I was afraid Dazzler had broken your will.

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>>84385195
HAVE AT THEE, MOTHERFUCKER!

>>84385272
You want to see Aunt May have sex with Ben and his brother while meeting Bucky?

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>>84384084
Just a personal bias, but I hated Hardcase. There's probably a lot of crap by Malibu Comics that's really bad, but Hardcase always stood out to me, mostly due to the painfully 90s "cool" aesthetics and terrible costume.

>>84385394
No, but that's what makes it an experience!

The unfunnies

>>84385273

This better not be a threat, motherfucker.

>>84385480
Stay on /co/ for 6 months.
It will happen eventually, it's storytimed 4 times or more every year.

>>84385273
>22-24
No way, let's start tomorrow

>>84385557
It is what everyone agreed to last year.
Every comic-con weekend.
Still, it is safe to relax, noting every written could top War Machine 2.0.

>>84384800
Remember when the author brought in his oc doughnut steel to rant about how terrible American comics are? Good times.

>>84385594
But then it wouldn't be a real weekend would it?

>>84384084
The four issue Storm series by Ellis was the worst comic I ever read. Completely irredeemably worthless

>>84384084
Sins Past

>>84385012
Duh. What better way to ease the pain of shitty cosplay and dumb vaguely /co/ related news than to come back to a board filled with the most fecal pages ever put to print?

>>84385297
What's so bad about this? I haven't ready any supes in ages, but this seems pretty okay so far?

>>84385566
in my experience on /b/ you get the first one more often then the sequel

or am i getting the order mixed up

>F3
>no bomb queen
Wut?

>>84385641
Weekends are for faggots

>>84385763
Well that took a turn.

>>84385273
Who's deciding which comics get on the pain train?

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>>84385717
>Superman threatens to shove a gun down a guy's entrails
>not one of the worst Superman comics ever by default
I bet you liked BvS too, you massive faggot.

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>>84385743
Man, this is going to be the best way to spend that weekend.
What else are you going to do, watch Game Grumps live at comic-con?

>>84385793
They are chosen by whoever does the storytime.

>>84385823
At least let's do it next week.
Two weeks are too much waiting.

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>>84385822
No, I like Boy Scout Supes. I just took that as playful banter over an actual threat. When the thug actually threatened to hurt one of the civilians, Supers stopped toying around and quickly apprehended the guy.

>>84385917
>Two weeks are too much waiting.
We've been waiting a whole year, that's kind of the point of an annual event.

>>84385917
Just storytime whatever you want right now. If it's bad enough I'll read it. There's that other anon doing some random Superman issue, take the initiative

>>84385822
I'm finding Superman being snarky about being invincible, bullet proof, and mocking how people talk to be more annoying than him trying to intimidate goons into surrendering.

>>84386090
That wasn't bad you have autism dude

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>>84386090
The only bad thing about this was that nothing happened.

>>84386090
Not great but this doesn't really compare to Ultimatum or Trouble.

>>84386273
Well...Clark got demoted. But otherwise, yeah. I guess that's sort of the punchline. Supes banter was really weird, but nothing too cringey or stupid, just out of character.

>>84384490
Look, I'm disappointed with what's Saga has turned into but it's nowhere near the worst comic out there. Hell, I would even say it's only "meh" at it's worst.

>>84384122
Fight Club 2 isn't on the level of the other 2, and I at least sympathize with the artist of Hellcat who deserves better.

Squirrel Girl can go drown in a lake.
Not the Zdarsky Howard Crossover though.

Darkseid War made me angry, but it had tie-ins and promise in the first act.

Any Bendis stuff in the last few years for the list?

>>84385141
Lobo's not that bad, just phoned in and soulless.

The Lobo Villains Month issue, now that's a different story.

Also the Earth-2 series is definitely a perfect candidate.

>>84385953
What is this fucking writing

>>84384490
Saga had The Stalk, robot monarchs, and the Lies meme, so its by default got something decent about it.

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>>84384695
Everything involving Joker's Daughter and the garbage they've been doing with all Joker-related characters in general, and the continual fucking up of Spider-man starting with One More Day.

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I'm not one for company wars, but in this case I have to ask; between these and Squirrel Girl/Hellcat, which are worse?

>>84391226
Definitely Squirrel Girl.

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>>84384084
i nominate meteorix (shitty mexican dragon ball ripoff), i.doll (shitty mexican sailor moon/rayearth ripoff), and cinacros (shitty mexican spawn ripoff)

>>84391250
I'm inclined to say that, but then I remembered just how terrible those two were.

Squirrel Girl has garbage art obviously, but despite it being pandering garbage the fact that those two managed to miss the point they were trying to get across so much combined with the fact that neither produced a single interesting character despite having massive casts I can't really decide.

I mean, Green Team was about completely useless rich assholes being completely useless rich assholes and The Movement was like something a self-important teenager would write. Like they were trying, and failed all the more for it while Squirrel Girl just embraces is disgusting mediocrity.

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>>84384321

>>84384135
Is this an official comic or some faggot fan comic?
>Tails the hedgehog
>Hedgehog
Explain.

>>84384153
I think they deserve a separate event.

>>84384359
The next time someone storytimes Trouble, I am going to track them down and punch their teeth out.

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>>84385273

>>84384122
Aside from MEN ARE BAD, HISSS I don't see what's wrong with Hellcat.

>>84391063
It reads like how a 12 year old would act if he suddenly bodyswapped with Superman.

>>84385273
There's also an SDCC preview night.

Should storytime the worst from last year on that day.

US War Machine 2.0 still fuels my nightmares.

>>84392763
That actually happened in one Superman comic. Brainiac did it.

>>84384954
What's the deal with multicolour donkey comic #25 and #26?

>>84392781
I missed the first weekend. Just how bad could War Machine 2.0 be?

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This masterpiece

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>>84384084
> tfw you can't answer beacuse you don't read capeshit

>>84393001
Trouble isn't "capeshit", and it's fucking terrible.

Wolverine Origins, specifically Daniel Way Writing Deadpool.

Before Watchmen: The Comedian.
The Unfunnies
>>84392080
Dumbing of Age
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Least I Could Do
So... You're a Cartoonist?

>>84392819
spoilers below
>oh no these people are using threats of violence to steal this farm
>im not going to use my magic to stop them because there citizens not monsters
>but im perfectly ok with kidnapping and repeatedly falsifying legal documents to slow there acquisition of the farm down
>i got this place declared a heritage site so now its ok for me to fight them even though they had no way of knowing i had just had it made such
>because apparently damaging a heritage site is a far worse crime then extortion


it was fucking stupid

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>>84392836
This is a panel.

This is not altered or photoshopped in any way.

This is what you would get if you purchased the comic.

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>>84393062
Jesus christ.
It looks like that shitty football comic that sometimes runs in The Sun.

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>>84393062

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>>84393076

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>>84393078

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>>84393085

>>84393090
For a second I thought the barrel of her? shoulder gun was another cigar clenched between his fingers and I thought Fury? was channeling the Manliest EMT from Whomp.

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>>84384084

Crossed: Badlands #91-92

>>84393446

Jesus........Crossed is like the edgiest non-pc comic, are they seriously cucking themselves now?

Fuckin hell.

>>84393466

It was one of the most "Poe's Law" things I've ever read.

>>84393466
And it's ending

>>84385394
Without a doubt I do
If anyone wants to buy me terrible books like this I will proudly display them on my shelf and read them to my niece who's six and makes me read to her comics every night. I'll set up an Amazon list of the absolute worst you can imagine and I will make her draw reactions to them.

>>84393466
that's not what that word means
you can't use it like that
I refuse to let you

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Why has NO ONE mentioned Batman Odyssey yet? I remember when people used to do story-times of it...

>>84391323
>there's a whole world of Latin American knockoff comics

For some reason I'm terribly excited about this.

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Preacher and Punisher 2099 belong in the trash

>>84393446
Wait what. Didn't the events of crossed begin before the term SJW was even widely used? Oh wait it's just writers ignoring context and plot consistency and good characters in favor of pushing their agenda. Did they get the "Unsolicited opinions on Israel???" guy to write crossed or something?

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>>84384084
Any Sonic the Hedgehog Comic from the "Ken Penders" Era

Girls. Just Girls.

No fucking story times. Don't you dare.

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>>84394603
holy fucking shit
it's like some awful 2007 deviantart pic.

>>84393062
>>84393076
>>84393078
>>84393085
>>84393090
Holy shit, it's like some Russian on a 20 year old PC decided to make a comic with Garry's Mod, but never figured out how to work the facial features.

>>84394603
His kids are some dopey looking motherfuckers in this comic too, the girl especially.

>>84394603
I still say Sonic/Image was worse

>>84385613
Brazil is weeb county, it's disgusting.

>>84394603

Also Worlds Unite.

>>84384084
Justice League: Cry for Justice and Justice League: The Rise and Fall

>>84394539
Batman: Odyssey is a piece of shit, but you can at least find enjoyment in it.

It's the same with Coming of the Supermen.

What again was that DC comic where no reason what's so ever all the superheroes lose their powers (be they natural, magical, or a GL ring,)

That one pretty bad.

>>84393053
It really was a spectacularly bad story and unlike many of these it's horrible the whole way through rather then just a few bits I'm sad gr 15 means it can't be part of the storytime of pain

The Widening Gyre

>>84384704
Because it's fucking hilarious right alongside the awful. Most of the storytime of pain comics are just pure horror.

>>84394539
That comic is like a Plan 9 kinda bad.
Where you love it cause of how dumb it is.

>>84384084
>Our love is real
Is it really a storytime of pain if only the final page is shit

Civil War 1 and 2

>>84384324
Out of extreme morbid curiosity...link?

>>84385273
Hopefully by then I'll have gotten better after my grandmother's death this monday.
Or else I'd be following her.

>>84384084
I vaguely recall some early Image team book I got in a grab bag that was complete trash.

>>84395035
Act of God. It's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad

>>84390817
>I at least sympathize with the artist of Hellcat who deserves better.
No

>>84385115
I never understood the anger about this one.
So Uncle Ben and Aunt May used to be young and fuck, who cares?

>>84384954
I actually liked infinite crisis. I was surprised to see everybody hated it.

Final crisis was horrible. I still haven't recovered from it.

>>84396470
It was implied that Aunt May is Peter's mom, isn't it?

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>>84392836
>>84392781
>>84393062
As the anon who storytimed War Machine 2.0 for last year's Storytime Weekend of Pain, I'm glad that it left such a lasting impact.

I've got some awful stuff lined up for this year, but I don't think any of it is quite as bad as US War Machine 2.0 and Ghost Riders.

>>84384350
>Implying Kelly doesn't do it again

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>>84396947
At least some good came from Ghost Riders.
This image is the only thing I can think of.

>>84394578
Nigga you belong in the trash

>>84384084
The Wicked + The Divine

>>84384490
We stand guard was shit but entertaining shit nonetheless the art was rock solid with it basically being a parody
And paper girls is great, don't know why you hate it so much

>>84397363
I can never get through that book. If it's not the plastic doll art, it's the unrelenting pretentiousness of it all.

>>84384704
>>84395071
Girls is Best of the Worst material

Ken Penders' Knuckles "epic" deserves to be on there

>>84391502
Fan comic. Although there are some official comics that are very much worthy of being part of the Weekend of Pain

>>84384153
Webcomics are a different breed of evil, because you can just make anything, so you have to break them into two categories, normal and unadulterated evil.

Normal ones can still be bad, like QC, but they aren't mind alteringly terrible, like Hathor.

>>84394729
Eh, it was bad but I wouldn't put it in the same league as anything Penders wrote

>>84385099
didn't it have people getting their hearts cut out

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>>84391323

That reminds me: Diesel, a 90's ripoff of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Is Civil War really considered that much worse than other Marvel events?

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>>84399168
Hell, we should story time this.

>>84399168
Wha the fuck. This blatant!

>>84399242
it´s like ultimatum if ultimatum was praised to hell and back by normies, civil war 2 is managing to be just as bad

>>84385822
Im the second issue of Action Comics, Supes wraps the guns of some ambushers around their necks and tosses them all out the window of a high-rise.

>>84385498
>>84385498
im enjoying this so far, but it isnt like, great or anything

Gotham Central

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>>84394603
Hell Anon, if you wanna go full horrible, grab one of the issues written by Penders AND drawn by "Many Hands".

Pic related, it's issue no.15 of the Sonic Super Specials. Issue was so shitty (there is 3-4 pages of just a shitty snow filter. no art at all) that they re-drew and retconned it in 2011 for Free Comic Book Day.

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>>84394578
Kill yourself.

>>84401971
It's still better than the absolute shitfest that is Penders' Mobius 25 Years Later

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NFL Superpro. It's seriously the worst comic ever.

>>84402388
>>>/n/ew

>>84393048
>The Unfunnies
The Unfunnies was legitimately terrible but also at least somewhat entertaining in how awful it was.

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>>84385273
NO
PLEASE

Billy the heretic
Jack
Sonichu
That spiderman comic one more day

Interesting thread OP! :)

>>84396540
I just hate the shitty way dc handles retcons and reboots in general

>>84385273
SPIRIT

LEGENDS

>>84386046
Was this shit written by a four-year-old?

I know comics are for kids but fuuuuck

>>84402388
I unironically liked Men's Retreat issue.

Ultimates 3
Ultimatum
Bryne's Doom Patrol
Countdown
Bendis X-men
Marville
AVX What if?

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Juicing room Part 1 and part 2, if that counts

It has a wealth of faces and quotes worthy of reaction images though, part one is available on picasa and part 2 is still wip on deviant art

>>84384084

Joker had a daughter?

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>>84403583
>tfw you know what comic anon is talking about.
>tfw you have been following it for all this time

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>>84403732
I discovered it through /v/ cringe threads, I remember everyone making hilarious reaction images, too bad they're lost though

I will admit that I am interested in seeing where it goes

>>84399168
>>84399273
if there are a lot of issues

i would love to see a storytime of this

>>84403787
There were only 2-3 IIRC

>>84384122
Hellcat is nice enough in its own way. At the very least it's harmless.

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>>84392917
Oh god. I'm feeling actual dread and I've never read a single page.

>>84392917
No joke, I saw my community college's library promote this as some kind of comic special

Fuck current day Marvel comics...

Yes, I know Marvel didn't publish it and it was the fault of Image, but I still blame Marvel for this

>>84394578
Leave. Leave and never return.

>>84403583
>>84403774
>>Juicing Room Part 1 and Part 2
>>The characters look like THAT
So, someone is making a fetish comic and the characters look like that? That's horrifying, but I want more reaction faces.

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>>84404456
It's literally the scene from the movie illustrated like that, and then the next part is original drawings of violet in the juicing room and stripping.

It was always hilarious to see it in /v/ cringe threads where everyone just laughed at how silly it looks and every person was making a reaction image out of it

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>>84384084
pic related plus the following:

The Clone Saga
Neonomicon
Squirrel Girl
Hellcat
Captain Marvel (kelly sue deconick version)
every webcomic
Skateman #1
probably every comic Marvel is currently publishing with an exception or two
the "mansplaining" Wonder Woman comic
Chuck Austen's X-Men
most of 90s Image

>>84404559
Oh, and the sjw arc from Crossed (of all things). And Wormwood. And Ennis' Where Monsters Dwell.

>>84404559
Honestly identity crisis started off ok, just the twist reveal was so out of left field and utterly retarded that it invalidated the mystery they were building up. Also the dr. Light rape thing sucked I guess

>>84392917
https://youtu.be/qLa_beHZfws

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>>84404536
Here's another good reaction image

https://a.pomf.cat/mdssqb.png along with this image, like the author predicted AIDS Skrillex

>>84404559
I wouldn't hate reading some Tarot again, it's always terrible but it's like if there was a class on vapid, tna characters that are just there for show Tarot would be the textbook
It's bad but it's the kind of bad you can laugh at.

>>84404672
That was awful, I'm glad I never got into 30 Rock.

>>84392917
Add this to here: >>84404559 >>84404592

Also add U.S. War Machine and U.S. War Machine 2.0 and MAYBE Before Watchmen.

>>84404559
>Putting Tarot and Skateman on the same level as Identity Crisis and Sonichu

There's a difference between "so bad it's comedy gold" and "so bad I'M DYING OF BRAIN CANCER AS I READ THIS".

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>>84404559
i remember going to a comiccon once and the writer for tarot was there giving away a free sample and selling issues. I remember walking up and asking for a free comic (never heard of the series). He had a sad look on his face and asked if I would want to buy a new issue, that he'll autograph it for free.
I said nah, and took the free issue, and walked away feeling bad for the guy. Not a lot of people stopped at his booth

>>84384225
Reminder we are doing that again for the year anniversary

>>84404676
>>84404536
Man, now I wish I saw that thread.

>>84405168
Bitch Planet is an actual bad comic

>>84404592

What is Wormwood? The Ben Templesmith comic?

>>84405164
I wish it was archived, but sadly that thread wasn't on the /v/ archives

I'd Storytime it, but it's too trashy and practically borderline western loli on the second part.

But if you want to do the risk of storytime, the images are on picasa and the later ones are on the author's deviant art, just search "Juicing room part 2 (or 1)"

>>84405296
Garth Ennis wiping his ass with paper and calling it a "comic".

>>84405188

Nah it's pretty good. and it certainly isn't worst of all time bad

>>84405463
The quality is subjective.

>>84405188
It's largely mediocre anon

Monstress
The Unfunnies
Crossed
Low
We Stand on Guard
I Hate Fairyland

>>84394351
deal with it, buddy.

It's an engrained part of the site's encyclopedia. The backlash from offsiters at its inability to be culturally appropriated has only made it stronger.

If you do want to blame someone, blame Anthony Burch and Jake Rapp.

>>84405691
Fuck off /v/

>>84404559
>the "mansplaining" Wonder Woman comic
I have always been interested in this one

>>84405999
More specifically is it like our love is real where only one page is shit or something like the aforementioned pony comics that are bad the whole way through

>>84395146
I think it's fucking incredible anon

>>84405535
those are always the most disappointing, wasted potential is the biggest letdown.

>>84406349
I chuckled

Still the joke was good but it Couldent save the page from the retardation

>>84395053
You know what's gonna happen in a few years there going to repeal gr15 but they will do it the week after storytime of pain weekend and we will have to wait a whole fucking year to do it still.

You know what fuck it I'm gonna storytime it on /mlp/ as part of the event

>>84404909
>U.S. War Machine
The first was mediocre, not legendarily painful like 2.0

>>84404909
>U.S. War Machine 2.0
I'm still pissed I missed it last year.

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>>84404676
>>84405164
>>84405300
Honestly......now part of me wants to see a thread for this happen again. Just so I can see the reactions alone.

>>84407015
It still has nothing to do with SOP worthy comics. This thread has been full of mediocre or good-but-overrated comics that are cool to hate on /co/. A genuinely awful comic is just as rare as a genuinely great comic, you can't just say "this has one page where someone says something stupid, it's easily as bad as War Machine 2.0!"

What was that pretty long comic about the space aids that made this small community women slutty that killed men and at the end of it everyone dies and the earth turns into an egg and a giant space sperm fertilizes it?

>>84407793
"Girls" by the Luna Brothers

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>>84407648
I always wanted to see it happen as well, even going so far as pulling up /v/ archives to see events where it previously happened, but then being disappointed to see that there's about 1 post mentioning it.

I remember some one actually posted the stripping scene once and everyone practically shat themselves in horror that the author went that far like an absolute madman

>>84407890


Aaaah holy shit, thanks. It's been on my mind since it was about a year ago I saw the horror storytimed here.

Youngblood Vol. 1

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>>84408577
Now I REALLY wish I was there to witness that.

That sounds fucking hilarious.

>>84401971
>Tfw i own this piece of shit.
You should post those 4 'blank' pages that are just pages of snow with speech bubbles.

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>>84404536
>and stripping

>>84396438
She's done nice Superman fanart before, and it's her first hire by the big 2.

>>84385822
>down a guy's entrails

There's a quicker way to the intestines, Anon.

Bumping.

Also I'm assuming Web comics also count?

>>84412217
yes

Avengers: The crossing

>>84405032
Tarot is horrible. I can fap to almost anything, but I can't fap to that. Such irredeemable shit.

>>84384695

Dan Slott's Spider-Man
Squirrel Girl
Captain America: Sam Willson
Hellcat
Totally Awesome Hulk

>>84412217
>Also I'm assuming Web comics also count?
I would count them if they have a story arc we can storytime.

If it's just comic-by-comic it's probably not worth it. I mean you're not gonna get worse than Sarah Zero

>>84384244
I really wish they still coloured comics like this.

It's always interesting seeing how old colourists made the most out of 16 possible colours per page.

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Need to squeeze in Austen's Uncanny X-Men run.

>>84405634
I Hate Fairyland isn't that bad, it just so fucking mediocre and boring

>>84385105
What do you have against Amazo?

>>84390910
Guardians of the Galaxy for sure

>>84385527
Why is she bald? Did the artist forget to draw her hair?

>>84414137
He's just a stupid character.
That one and all the crisis suggestions probably aren't auctualy good ideas for the storytime of pain as not many people hate them like I do.

The others I suggested would all make great storytimes of pain (except maybe Multiversity because apparently people like that crap) though (and those that would break gr15)

>>84393014

It's a Spider-man comic with Spider-man characters.

>>84406122
What? Our Love Is Real has dogfuckers, plantfuckers, and rockfuckers.

It's not US war machine 2 bad, but holy crap the WTF makes up for it.

>>84384372
It's about interfamilial relationships, specifically father-daughter, and it's a character portrait of her dad. It's fine if that's not for you, but there's still something to it.

>>84404559
>every webcomic
Why. Do you share the same opinion on anything not made by a multi milliondollar company?

>>84407667
Fair enough. Though one page isn't a qualifier for mediocre, it has to be a consistent flaw or lack of something great that could have been that taints the book.
I get what you're saying though, I think I understand SoP's better now.

Know what webcomic should be done? That log Aaron Diaz shits out every few months.

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Asterix and the Falling Sky is my most hated comics of all time but I don't think someone who don't know Asterix can understand how bad it is.

>>84404618
All event stuff is terrible in its own right

>>84416210
Well...
>Really stupid sci-fi story with aliens
>Classic Disney fan-wankery
>Racist with the villains being a Anagram for Manga
>It's so bad that everyone's memories were mind-wiped about the events

It's no wonder Uderzo just jumped ship after the birthday album and handed it over to a new duo.

>>84416545
Fun thing is, it's all because he read hentai one day and thought all anime/manga was like that

>>84416210
Now I'm curious.

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>>84416622
In the books the village was attacked by caricatures of Grendizer controlled by a yellow peril tier vilain and saved by an army of Superman rip-off led by space-Mickey.
All that because Uderzo saw an hentai once and since then hated manga.

>>84414077
Yeah, I have to agree. While I kind of like the art for some reason, the writing is just so.... Meh. It's not really that funny in my opinion. That being said, it's no where near worst comic material.

>>84416741
This looks so shitty it will darken our memories of all other Asterix books

>>84385273
>Weekend of pain starts on my birthday
Noice

>>84404559
>Skateman #1
Shut up, that is masterpiece

>>84416773
It's better to forget about it.

>>84394778
J U S T I C E