ITT: Black Best Friend

/co/ is my black best friend.

>>84379437
/thread

Why are there alot of nerdy black friends. Two already posted and the one from Billy and Mandy

>>84379667
IRL black people are rarely nerds, most of are arrogant douchebags wanting to be tyrone or also ARE Tyrone.

Richie from Static Shock.

>>84379489
>BOY HOWDY

>>84379489
He's Latino.

>>84379667
Because friends are suppose to be friendly.

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On the rare occasions when Lisa is shown to have friends.

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>>84379689
>Memes

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>>84379667
Because they don't get much representation, maybe?

I had a nerdy black friend growing up who got regularly harassed and beat up by, ironically, other black kids. I always felt kind of bad and wondered if I was partially at fault. He was one of the few black kids at our school that hung out with kids who weren't also black. So I guess it also makes sense that the nerdy black kids in these shows are hanging with they white kids. Seems pretty true to life from my experience.

>>84380243
One of my friends told me about his time in public highschool where black kids conspired to harass, bully, and outright attack the black kids who actually did well. Not anyone who did well, just the black kids

It's a bucket of crabs. Nobody can escape because the rest of the crabs reach out and pull you back in.

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>>84379689
DELETE THIS

I kind of want a black friend that's cooler than me but still wants to be my friend.

>>84379667
I blame family matters

>>84379464
>>84379487

Best black friend, ever.

>>84379667
Too scared to have a real nigga friend and they'll get called racist.

Has to be safe

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>>84379380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYh-zW3UkS8

Brain didn't start out as a black guy. He was just an aardvark with darker skin. But then they decided to make him a smart black guy who celebrates Kwanzaa and does all this African stuff.

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>>84379667
Creator of cartoons know that they NEED to include a black character among the main characters.

They don't want him to be the MC, the MC is usually based on themselves or already chosen way back on the concept.

They don't want the chicks, because black girls aren't their ideal waifu.

So the spot goes for the best friend, that often fulfil the token nerd spot, if the MC isn't already a nerd.

Pretty obvious.

>>84380330
>>84380243
I think a few years ago a famous black athlete said that this is a real problem in public highshool because some kids call white or sell out to black kids who dare to try to study or get better.

>>84379667
Because Blacks in any given media are usually portrayed as a handful of steryotypes: The Token Black, the Black Nerd, the Rastafarian, the Rage of Africa, and the Hood Nigga.

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>>84379380
I liked Brock in Braceface. He was a good friend to Alden, and I liked his relationship and flirting with Nina.

>>84380686
I thought he was a bear

>>84380686
>who celebrates Kwanzaa
There are really people who celebrates this meme?

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>>84380808
Brain is a bear. I always thought he was an aardvark because he looks exactly like Arthur except with darker skin.

Another black best friend I like is Chloe from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I like her scratchy black voice, I like how she's kind of like a ghetto-ish black female, while still being a realistic person and not a quota or a stereotype. She's cute and a good friend to Sabrina.

>>84379689
>IRL black people are rarely nerds
Are you fucking kidding me? Go to any convention, black nerds are fucking everywhere. Black nerds are the best

>>84380744
Correction:

>any way that you choose to represent a black person gets associated with a stereotype.

>>84380909
No, black people are constantly socially accepted , cocksucked and out of every critics in the normie world.
also young white chicks are obsessed by them.

>>84381002
I don't even know what you're trying to say here.

>>84380243
AJ was fuckimgvweird. He and Chester were originally interchangable generic kids but at one point they suddenly had them start being a Dexter's Lab-tier supergenius and a joke about poverty, respectively.

>>84381039
he says he wants to fuck black people but can't because he's not a white chick.

>>84380686
>Kwanzaa
>Celebrating a fake holiday

>>84381002
I can think of at least 3 of my coworkers off the top of my head who are coalburners. It's not just young white girls.

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>>84379380
I like how there are black people in Sitio do Picapau Amarelo. Aunt Nastacia, Uncle Barnabe, and Saci.

I like how Saci is actually a Brazillian folk character. A one legged black kid in the forest who wears red and likes planking people.

>>84380682
BIG
BOOOOO

actually thinking of playing the game only because of him.

>>84379380
hello tumblr, i think you are forgetting one thing... everyone on 4chan hates niggers
didn't you know that?

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>>84381281
>everyone on 4chan hates niggers
Since when is being a nigger about skin color?

>>84381002
Because some of them aren't as autistic as white nerds.

HINT: Liking superheroes or anime or video games even back in the day isn't what made you a 'nerd' even hood niggas do that.

>>84380885
There are more black people who vote republican than celebrate Kwanzaa.

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>>84380909
>Black nerds are the best
You sure about that?

>>84381125
That's because there already was a lot of black people here, and Lobato's previous works already featured black protagonists.
Plus, there's a lot of characters in the series which are actually from pieces of folklore.
Source: am from the sub-mexican slumhole known as brazil

>>84381427
>hating on Black Nerd
Now you're just being silly.

>>84381039
>>84381092
You perfectly know that black people are considered cool and socially accepted by normies who want to be like them, it's just a fact.
normies are also constantly defending them for absolutly EVERYTHING!

>>84381427
I see a guy who is enthusiastic about his hobbies and living a happy life. It's clear the problems with blacks in America would cease if they were all autistic.

>>84379380
I had a black bestfriend before.

We were never very close in highschool, but ever since college, we were the only two people we knew, so we hung out practically everyday. The fact that he was openly gay didn't even really bother me, because he wasn't such a fucking asshole about it either.

Then it's like after one year of college, he just fucking went completely SJW on me. He put his hair into these stupid-ass dreadlocks and wore tye-dye shirts and stopped coming to the gym with me. He never cleaned up after himself and he got super fucking fat. He kept fucking with me whenever I went to go lift by joking around and telling me I had "no life", but at one point, I feel like it stopped being a joke altogether.

He always bases guns and gun owners even though he KNOWS I am one, and he'll try to start arguments with me over them, even though I always try to change the subject. Every time I come over, he'd always talk about the Black Lives Matter movement, and how cops all cops are bad (even though, obviously, not all blacks are thugs). I mean, that asshole KNOWS I want to be a cop one day.

He's always posting inflammatory political shit on Normiebook all the goddamn time, and he always tags me in his shit, like I'm going to start shit with him over Facebook.

I finally just fucking DROPPED his ass because he was such a liberal, SJW piece of shit. Like, he was a fucking stereotype of a stereotype. I thought people like that were a fucking meme, but holy shit, he just pushed every single one of my buttons within a motherfucking month.

How the fuck do you go from "cool-ass bro" to "most annoying man alive"? The only black best friend I've ever had was a major fucking failure. In the meanwhile, his brother is based and redpilled as fuck, so I've been hanging around with him a lot more, making my old best friend super goddamn jealous. I really hope he changes his fucking ways, because I'm actually pretty pissed about how I lost such a good friend,

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>>84381500
>You perfectly know that black people are considered cool and socially accepted by normies who want to be like them, it's just a fact.
What the fuck does this have to do with black nerds? Nobody ever looked at a doughy black dork playing Yugi Oh and thought "Oh my God I want to be just like him!".

People want to be like Will Smith or Samuel L Jackson, not fucking Urkel. Just like how people want to be like Bruce Willis and not m00t.

>>84380243
While going to high school in Tulsa, OK, I knew a black girl who got called "white girl" and "oreo" by other black girls because she spoke proper English and did well in school. For some reason these were apparently bad things.

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>born in sweden
>watch cartoons all day
>only black characters was best friends and never the lead and was either to cool for me to ever relate to or to awkward for me to want to relate
>stupidly thought I was the sidekick for my friends because I was everyones bbf (littrealy only have asians and white friends)
>this cartoon came from nowhere
>made all that doubts go away.

I'm so happy Fillmore exist.

>>84381577
I didn't talk about black nerds in this reply, i just said black nerds are a very low percentage of the population.

>>84381427
gaaa

I want to like him but I can't handle smurfs fuck no eww.

>>84381630
It happens to all minorities. I know a filipina girl that was called banana because she didn't want to only hang out with other filipinos. Minorities are often pressured to stick together instead of integrating with the majority society. I saw the same thing with Turks and Poles in Germany.

>>84381630
What a bunch of loser cunts. I bet she made something of herself while the rest of them are currently trying to collect back support from baby daddies.

>>84381516
The SJW way of thinking is almost cult-like, and is why you see them cannibalize their own so easily.

It can be a very tempting to egos and those who need to fill some kind of void in their life, since you get to see yourself as a part of some kind of just cause. It lifts people to feel like they're more than they are, and part of a larger community. Convincing yourself that you or others are aggressively and actively put down by the system and you're fighting against it creates a romantic narrative that's more exciting than normal life.

The kind of fanaticism people used to see a lot and participate in decades ago with religion and cults doesn't just dissipate as more and more people start caring less about religion. It gets directed elsewhere. The modern world produces plenty of existential crises and fears for everyone, and there are many coping methods, some of which are not so great.

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>>84379380
kind of weird how early concept tucker looked like college vlad

>>84382226
Wow, they were all so serious. And unibrowed.

>>84380682
>>84381267
Ditto. Well, him and Frenchbot.

Also, that big grenadier chick was oddly attractive and a total bro. Actually, outside of the generic as fuck other white leader guy you get saddled with and the obligatory bitchy love interest, that game was full of great characters.

>>84381783
Well yeah I guess...

>>84380330
This happens in inner cities a lot.

I had a teacher who worked in inner cities a lot and she would talk about how a lot of her black students would leave the house in their nicer clothes their parents had bought them, only to change in the bathroom into something shittier once they got there, because other black kids would beat the shit out of them.

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>>84380688
>They don't want the chicks, because black girls aren't their ideal waifu.
Based Bruce Timm

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>>84379380
Discovered today that my black best friend of childhood became a 22 years old crime Lord.

Recently he is helping drugs traffic and robbed a Coke truck.

Feel bad. He used to be the White Sheep of his family.

>>84382226
I...like these designs a lot.

>>84382427
The biggest diservice Danny phantom had was the Hartman 'style'

Nobody and nothing looks cool in the hartman style.

>>84381577
>m00t
Who?

>>84379689
>thisfoolisteriblymisinformed.gif

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blacker best friend

>>84382545
But those are also draw by him.

>>84382841

Literally, a shitty black friend. Bitch had ghetto attitude.

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>>84380330
Not just blacks and not just youths, many years I had an Indian math tutor. Elderly guy, really patient, good humored, insightful and interested in helping me get my marks up.

Problem is an Indian math teacher from my school got word and told my folks to consider another tutor. Everything went to shit after the switch but my parents kept shelling out money to because the teacher's word on the matter was apparently somehow worth more than me as the direct witness of the difference. I don't want to go on too much about it but this asshole would just hand me a paper with work to do and sit in his office all day, he'd check to see if I was done and hand me another and if not he'd just go back and tell ME to come to him when I'm done. He explained nothing, taught nothing. I just gave up.

Later on two friends of a friend, one Indian and one Chinese, who overheard me bitching about the fiasco told me certain families from their countries roll so deep they will sabotage others to that end. Getting a customer and money away from the Indian tutor was the goal, me failing was just collateral. They could have just been fucking with me but they didn't seem like it.

Either way I've heard about pointless deaths from senseless gang violence on the news that upset me less than this. I was seriously trying to succeed in life and this lady turns my failure extra rope for a tug-o-war? See, now this is that bullshit that has kids finna shoot up shit. I ain't talking about Heroin either.

sage for unrelated, rage for underhated.

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>>84380243
>by, ironically, other black kids.
It's always other blacks. I hate blm because legitimately any racism I've faced for being a few shades darker than the other blacks in school were at least 95% from other blacks.

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I'm pretty sure RvB is /co/.

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Woolie's a cartoon, right?

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>>84380852

>>84383010
We are all cartoons Anon....we all are.

>>84381693
I knew a girl who was teased by the asian clique at my school for being a banana, but it stopped when it turns out she was adopted by white parents. They just ignored her like she wasn't asian at all instead.

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Black best friend meet shorter, fatter, light-haired best friend.

>>84382364
Wow, that's sad.

>>84383078

Are you the guy that likes fat guys?

Sucks for some of you guys. Went to a school where both the anime and videogame clubs were filled with nothing but black nerds, male and female.

>>84383104
No. I hate all those guys in that pic I posted.

Except Neil from ParaNorman was alright, nice kid.

>>84380243
I always heard about things like this but have never actually seen it happen. I myself was a guess you can say a "nerdy" Black kid. I was a weeb before the word even existed and nobody fucked with me over. it.

Also i never had any problem finding other black nerds to hang with and there were plenty White kids in my school, but the crew i gathered with was almost all black save for the token Korean guy that hung with us.

But any kids i saw getting picked on had nothing to do with them being "nerds" had everything to do with them not fighting back when people fucked with them.

Many of the bully types were real punk asses and didn't fuck with the kids they knew would kick their asses.

Damn i miss high school, and the 90's

>>84383078
Is Randy Cummingham alright? The designs look somewhat appealing.

>>84383292
Some people hate the fake slang a lot. Doesn't really bother me. Monster design work is top notch, action scenes are...decent. B minus? Jokes and humor vary pretty heavily.

>>84383292
It's a good show . It deserves to be more popular . The action in it is good.

>>84383224
>but the crew i gathered with was almost all black save for the token Korean guy that hung with us
Fellow black here, reading this warms my heart fir some reason. My crew were all black and latino. Harlem?

>>84379689
>IRL black people are rarely nerds
Lol, and Hitler was a purple Dinosaur that just wanted Cheese dressing on top of your man tits

>>84383010
yeah, wasn't he recently in a promo for Steven Universe?

>>84380045
He looks more Arabic to me.

>>84383479
I don't want to get into this because it would require going through the tumble clusterfuck that is the modern definition of the word "nerd", but do you really think that the subset of the african american population which adhere to nerdy norms is anywhere near the equivalent Caucasian subset?

As someone with two bbfs growing up, a black uncle by marriage, multiple black friends of friends (mostly from the HS football team), and five mixed race cousins, I would like to say that Goku and Batman are pretty much the gods of black people.

>>84380330
>>84380243

"Nerdy" black guy here. Can confirm. Our own race doesn't want to see us progress, but that seems only around the middle school to high school area. Once I got to college, it was a super diverse crowd and I mean diverse within the black kids.

Thinking about it, we could've maybe been some sort cartoonish group.

Nerdy Black guy
Hiphop Black guy
Industrial Trent Reznor like White guy
Super Artsy Painter White chick
Pothead White guy from Detroit
Chill White Guy and his Chill Latin girlfriend
Neet like Black guy

After college, I met tons of different black people, but those wanna be hard gangsta retarded motherfuckers seem to disappear after college. But what they say is true, those black kids in high school that were into being ghetto really shit all over anyone who didn't wanna be that way.

>>84381577
>bruce willis

fucking lost

>>84383078
>That is when it hit me.
>I only have fat friends.
>One of them actually died from heart attack when he was 25.
Well, I have the crazy knife wielding christian friend aswell...

But I don't have a single black friend... fuck, I have no asians or transvestite either, not even women!

It's because I'm white, isn't it?

>>84383078
also Kick Buttowski with Gunther(?)

>>84382861
>sage for unrelated, rage for underhated

preach nigga

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>>84383224
Same here, I'm black but everybody was cool with me. Jocks, nerds, goths, outcasts, I was friends with everyone. I've never even seen anyone getting bullied, let alone get bullied myself. Although my brother did (he's a few years older than me), but he beat the living daylights out of anyone that fucked with him. Now that I think about it I think that may be part of the reason I had it so easy.

>>84384569
>I'm black
kill yourself

>>84379671
More chai latte than black

>>84384658
wait aren't you black?

>>84383052
Exact same deal happened with a friend of mine, white parents and all, except they totally integrated her into their asian clique (because she was still asian and just sounded painfully white) with no problems. Some still ask why her parents are white, though.

>>84384150
>aswell
>...
>transvestite
I think it's because you're you, anon.

>>84383877
>I would like to say that Goku and Batman are pretty much the gods of black people.

3:40 Everytime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xA0ZHEwU2Q

>>84383224
>token Korean guy
For whatever reason a good percentage of the korean guys I've met love rap. Like really LOVE rap.

>>84383414
Queens

>>84380633
Too good for this world.

>>84384658
/pol/ pls.

>>84384852
i forgot all about this

>>84383996
Well, college is an industry that profits off of its results, which is to say, its graduates.

Fucking assholes don't have a place in most colleges, just like car manufacturers won't produce machines that explode when you step on the pedal.

A few shitters still get through, but considering population numbers of blacks, you're probably better off than a random sampling of whites in a university.

>>84384569
god bless older brothers

>>84385345
>A black guy from Queens on /co/

You're not me from another timeline or something right?

>>84387615
Never know. Parallel universes and all that...

>>84381630
I hear this happen a lot but I was a Naruto reading, proper english speaking nerd in HS physics who played Yu-gi-oh before class and was always reading books and this shit never happened to me.
Was I just too far outside of the ghetto or something? There was plenty of the usual types.

>>84383996
>>84387072
>>84388133

Just to point out I was in the south. Georgia to be exact.

>>84388335
Same here, North Carolina to be exact.

>>84379667
token characters
you have to make them nerdy because they gotta be a positive influence and not seem to sterotypical

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>>84384039
>fucking lost
There was a time when Bruce Willis was THE fucking man every young guy wanted to be, boyo.

>>84388434
Who the fuck wouldn't want to be Brucey now?

>>84379464
>>84379487
>trying to fuck your friends sister
fuck that nig

>>84379689
i've meet awkward black nerds before, they're almost to nice to a fault

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>>84383078
Where do they fall in all this?

>>84381351
your right this guy is retarded he must think all black people are gangbangers or that to be a nerd you must be socially adept i grew up with anime like yuyu hakosho dbz and inuaysha with my brother and my brother used to sell drugs its jut how black life is

>tfw you got along with everyone
>you hung out with the "popular" kids and the weird art kids
>teachers were fond of you
>you was everyone BBF

My school was like a majority white. None of the blacks really bothered me about "acting" black. I like to think living upstate just mellows everyone out.

>>84384150
It's because of where you live

>>84388476
>tfw socially awkward and black
I'm always worried I come off as intimidating even though I'm 5'6" and stutter when I talk to strangers

>>84383783
Yep.

blacks are weebs. Even in normie concentrations they are still weebs.

>>84388626
>People that aren't straight poor are actually pretty mellow about things.
This is a good summary of humanity in general. Poor people are angry people that don't like authority. Once you get past that you're typically pretty good.

>>84388704
>I'm always worried I come off as intimidating even though I'm 5'6" and stutter when I talk to strangers
I have a guy like this at my work. The only way you'd come off intimidating is if you brandish a fucking weapon in somebody's face.

>>84379667
Even in games, Sigint was big bosses good pal before token asian friend Kaz took his place

>>84380688
>black girls aren't their ideal waifu
what fucking idiots

>>84381343
>Since when is being a nigger about skin color
After chavs were invented and Jersey Shore aired, never

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>>84388748
Maybe it's just me, but the black nerds I know are full-on hardcore nerds. I know plenty of casual asian and white nerds, but the Hispanic and black nerds I know all go all the way.

>>84388920
kek

>>84388752
Yeah, good times. I remember a friend of mind telling me "I feel bad because you're my only black friend" so I told him "it's okay, I'm my only black friend too"

Im so sick of this trope in cartoons.

>Literal white main cast
>Best friend to the protagonist is black and a genius

When I was in high school, we actually had some diverse black people, not just nerds. There was a black guy that listened to death metal, and there was a black chick that dressed lolita with clothes from hot topic. I mean fuck, is it too much for writers to give the token black side kick some depth that deviates from the nerd trope or toxic black culture.

tl:dr
Make the black guy a metal head.

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>>84385345
NY represent.
Pic related, exact building I used to live in until I moved. Sixteenth floor, third window. My room.
Used to be called Delano Village.

>>84388991
>I'm my only black friend too
I gotta start using this. Thanks anon.

>>84388818
I'm always worried people are thinking "oh god, i bet he's a dindu. I hope he doesn't steal from me or shoot me."

>>84389037
>tl:dr Make the black girl a hot topic lolita
fixed that for you. That sounds delicious. Especially if she knows to wear white on black clothes instead of black on white.

>>84383996
>Thinking about it, we could've maybe been some sort cartoonish group.

Sounds like you had a nice gang of friends, to the point where I feel compelled to say they sound worth meeting!

>>84388457
>Who the fuck wouldn't want to be Brucey now
People frightened of rat daughters

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>>84388991
>"I feel bad because you're my only black friend"
That is probably the most insulting thing I've read all week.

>>84389077
For what it's worth, I get the same feeling when I'm walking near a woman in a secluded area. Like I get off the elevator behind a woman in the parking garage and she just happens to be parked two spots away from me, I try to not look like I'm following her, or I stay a good distance behind her or beep my car as soon as I can to show that I'm just walking to my car.

I don't know why this is so ingrained into my behavior or why I even worry about this, I've never hurt anybody in my life.

>>84389203
Neither has Peter Lorre, but just look at his descendant Chuck who gave us Big Bang Theory

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>>84389157
>rat daughters

NIMIMMIMMIMMIMM CHEEEEEEEEZE

>>84389037
>black chick that dressed lolita

My penis isn't ready for that.

>>84389203
As long as they don't expect anything from me, being someone's only black friend is one of the biggest ego boosts a nignog like me could ask for.

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>>84389077
Delano here.
I'm mostly stoic and neutral, with a mild scowl. I don't worry about if people are intimidated by me. Deep down, I actually like seeing how people react. Sometimes the people I expect to react fearfully surprise me. Meanwhile the so-called nice looking people almost jump out the way when they see me.
>Hipster white girl in my way
>Before I move to the left, she hops to the right, looking like a scared rabbit
Simply laugh it off and move on.

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>>84389250
Ok, you got me. I googled to see if this was true. Goddammit.

>>84389337
>I'm mostly stoic and neutral, with a wicked sense of humor

>>84389346
not
> no me doin' with this.jpg

one job

>>84389203
>>84389337

I just don't want to scare or bother people. It makes me feel pretty awkward and bad. No one wants to be the boogie man or Frankenstein's monster

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>>84389389
Here you go.

>>84389134
They were awesome. College is still the highlight of my life cause of those guys.

>>84389203
I know that feel. I'll linger in areas till the person is gone.

>>84388626
I think it is an up state thing cause I live in Washington now and holy shit the entire atmosphere is different. My wife is Canadian and her all white family completely accepted me and my family. It's really surprising.

>>84389203
>That is probably the most insulting thing I've read all week.

Is it? Race didn't really come up a lot so i didn't think to much about it. I guess it's kinda insulting

>>84389468
>No one wants to be the boogie man or Frankenstein's monster
Sorry lad, you hit the double whammy. You're a man, which means you're a rapist, murderer, wife-beater and child molester, but also black, which means you're also a cop killing robber AND shit bullets out of your eyes.

Nothing can be done about this.

>>84389475
> .jpg.jpg
don't go turbo on us dude

>>84389468
Unless you're actively going about scaring or bothering people, you have nothing to worry about. You did nothing wrong and you know it, so act like it. Keep your head up, nigga.

>>84389496
.>Live in WA
Anon, you're so lucky. I wish i grew up in WA, one of my favorite musicians is from there. What was it like? Were you like the only black guy in your school? Also more importantly is your wife a qt?

>>84389525
>AND shit bullets out of your eyes
now I hate being white wtf

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>>84389607

>>84389626
>>84389620
>>84389525
Yeah, nothing you can do. On another note did anyone else get worried your friend's parents were racist?

>>84385085
I'm probably way wrong, but I have been noticing theres more Korean rappers as of late. Like American rap influence.

>>84389624
I'm in the guy from GA, I live in WA now.

My wife's tomboyish but extremely cute when she goes girly.

>>84389681
My best friend's parents were FOB Puerto Ricans.

>>84389731
>tfw I have a crush on a qt girl from WA who goes to collge where i live

She's really cutie. I hope she still wants to get coffee with me.

>Tomboyish
P-post pics

>>84389681
I grew up as an immigrant in Germany. It took me until I was 25 to realise that I was being treated differently by a lot of people. I'm English by birth so it was sometimes positive, but especially when I was younger and didn't speak German without an accent, I can recall being treated unfairly without ever understanding why. Even when I was older, I kept on having odd encounters with people who were just complete assholes to me, usually in situations where people were aware of my heritage, such as in government offices.

Some friends of mine weren't allowed to play with me back in the day, and I never knew why, but as an adult I'm almost fairly certain their parents didn't want their children playing with a Brit.

A fucking Brit! There's not even a history of bigotry towards Brits in Germany and I still felt the xenophobia. Fucking hell I can only imagine how it must be for people who LOOK different.

>>84389735
So banter and rice and beans?

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>>84388520
thas racest

>>84389681
>Implying I ever met my friends' parents
Birthday parties were the worst for my anxiety over that, though.

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>>84381644

and its such a great show too
so fun and well put together

watched the whole series in like 3 days year or so back. Felt like just good story telling, you hardly note that the MC is black, and further more, is so involved with his own family, father present.

>>84389824
What happened at 25 that lead you to this epiphany? Also if it makes you feel better the germans are just upset because they can't into empires

>>84389864
Why?

>>84381577
Speak for yourself. If I could be so smart that I could invent a machine that turned me into one cool motherfucker, and on top of that get not 1 but two beautiful brown girls that want my dick, and one of them is a yandere? Urkel is the real mvp

>>84389913
>What happened at 25 that lead you to this epiphany?
Moving to the USA, to be completely honest. You guys crack jokes about Brits all the time but at least you don't treat us like we're weird foreigners from Backwardistan.

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>>84389959
f

>>84390082
Also, I was living in a small German town in the north of Bavaria, so that might have had to do something with my experience there.

>>84390082
That sucks, anon. Though, I've never really had people treat me differently. I do think my gramps dislikes me for being a light skin black though

>>84389049
>>84387615
>>84385345
>>84383414

>All these NY friends on /co/

Washington Heights here

>>84389942
I was always afraid they'd treat me different from everyone else because 8 times outta 10 I was the only black kid at the parties. I'm glad I stopped going to the entirely supervised ones before I could've noticed their behavior. Last couple of parties I went to were for my adopted friend's party (I'm that anon, her white parents were incredibly nice and the least racist, go figure) and my asian friend's party which was a miracle I was even invited to in the first place. His mom kept giving me weird looks when I was eating their food and his dad I'm sure must've had a thing against black people since he seemed to be pretty passive-aggressive towards me the whole time. Or maybe it was because I was just clumsy as fuck.

>>84384693

One drop rule

>>84390333
>His mom kept giving me weird looks when I was eating their food and his dad I'm sure must've had a thing against black people since he seemed to be pretty passive-aggressive towards me the whole time. Or maybe it was because I was just clumsy as fuck.

Storytime? Asians seem to be pretty anti black, my black friend dated a half jap girl and they would vid chat and her mom saw and called him a nigger

>>84390314
>tfw you're from upstate ny

Besides the poverty and drug addicts the rural comfyness wasn't too bad

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>>84390511
>be a member of the highest IQ, least violent ethnic group in the world that isn't ashkenazis
>your child wants to procreate with the dumbest, most violent ethnic group in the world

yeah, whats the problem

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>>84390568
>he fell for the high IQ Asian meme

>>84380105
OP didn't say GAY Best Friend

>>84390622
>science is racist

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>>84390511
>be me
>asian friend is having rad 16th
>not really a rad party, just our friend group which consisted of maybe 4 or 5 asians (including the adopted girl) a pale hispanic and me, Darker Than Black just having a low-energy chill out session
>get dropped off, hang out in his room for a while while his mother prepares dinner
>not really doing much, exchanging gifts (mine was $40 which he spent on pizza right then and there)
>pizza gets here at the same time dinner is finished, we're all called down to eat
>it was like a lettuce wrap with some rice and beef on the side
>the pizza was reportedly for later
>my fearful ass wanted to dive into the pizza then because I was more familiar with it but I knew better
>never really ate anything like it before so it took me a while to figure out
>the whole time the dude's mom was just side-eyeing me as I fiddled around with the lettuce and glanced at my friends to see how they ate
>half of my lettuce was gone and maybe a little of the beef was gone and no rice remained by the time i realized it was a fucking wrap
>every time i looked at her, i wouldn't dare look her in the eyes but i knew by the direction of her face she was locked on to me
>start to sperg a little because the stress from trying to figure out how to eat while his tiger mom was judging me with her mustve been fucking laser eyes
>be the last one to finish after a while, they just started talking about school drama stuff his mom ignored while she was staring, her face kinda curled into a smile when i pushed my plate forward
>mom finally lets up her heated gaze at me and asks everyone for a picture
>mfw behind this smile holds an unfathomable amount of guilt embarrassment and guilt
His dad was much worse.

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>>84390930
I never implied that, anon :^)

>>84390568
thread went quite a while till /pol/ showed up

That aside, it's been pretty nice and it's good to see other anons, black, white or otherwise, experiences on this topic.

>>84391023
Holy Shit, man. I would've died, man. What was his dad like?

>>84391023
Why didn't you just look at how everyone else was eating it? If you were worried about what was in it, why did you just ask? I have allergies so I always have to ask whats in unfamiliar foods. If it tasted gross, sometimes you gotta take one for the team if you want their acceptance.

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>>84391023
>>84390511
>A couple of hours passed, we did some stupid shit and played with some of his neat instruments and music programs in his room
>his dad shows up with this big box, iirc it was like a sweater
>we sing happy birthday and all that
>he leaves and then my friend leaves and then half an hour later we're apparently planning on going to a theme park a few miles away
>everyone's really excited, we scramble into the tiny suv
>get my foot caught in the sliding car door, i can't really express how much pain i'm in because his dad was around and i didn't wanna seem obnoxious but it hurt bad
>seem obnoxious anyway, he looks at me and yells at me to hurry and get in
>i end up sitting in the middle between pale hispanic and the other asian friend who happened to be my crush at the time, super hot but unrelated
>we drive and halfway there we stop in a parking lot to hop into a bigger white van his dad owns with more seats and room
>be the first to get inside this time, he still gives me a look anyway so i rush to the back because i think maybe he'll chill out if i sit in the back of the van at least
>everyone else piles in and we head to the park
>this was like 11:30 at night in late november, straight up adventures for 45 minutes in mostly the dark
>we have our fun and head back into the van
>dad hurries me again, really raising his voice this time (maybe he was frustrated at a black guy today?)
>kinda lightly pats me on the back
>pic related
>"uh sorry sir"
>goddamnit.jpg
>we head back to home and i sprint back inside
>everyone else eventually leaves one by one and i was the last person at the party with the exception of the guy whose party it was
>luckily for me i get picked up before i run into his parents again that night

>>84391141
It really tasted fine, I just couldn't bring myself to ask because I was working that hard for their acceptance.

>>84390314
Nassau County, here.

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I had le black best friend too

fiddled me in our youth, caused me to start binge drinking, smoked drugs in from of my pre teen sisters with a whole crew bringing a literal ounce of weed and mushrooms as well to my house, sleeping on my pool table leaving cigarette burns on the felt, "borrowed and never gave back" my xbox and huge industrial tier speakers, got me addicted to WoW, etc etc etc

No regrets in not talking to him anymore

>>84379671
She's not the best friend

The best friend didn't make the translation from comics to cartoon

I didn't read them so I forget the kids name, there was a black best friend guy though that helped huey do stuff sometimes