Favorite American Dad jokes thread >All your organs are wrong

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>Roger walks off screen talking about the only person who can help
>It's Roger in a costume
>"Are we really going to do this?"
>"Do you have a medium character?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj3PyYFwLzo

>That episode with Max Jets
>"Wait if Max died and you were Max, how are you alive?"
>I would love, love, to explain it to you but we're out of time

Anything to do with Roger's costumes.

Steve episodes are so hit or miss.

>>84356788
>Greg pushes Stan in the pool at a party because he's embarrassing himself
>waiter offers him a drink to dull his shame
>"Oh, piggy wants two drinks?"
>"Drink it piggy!"
>"Does it taste good pig?"

>Roger is in a car
>Pulls out a flask and drinks
>Pulls out cocaine and snorts it
>Leaves the car
>"I wonder who's car that was"

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>>84357218
Already posted it for me.

>>84356788
Roy Rogers McFreely was the best Persona

>>84357775
For example


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlzgmr_9sPA

Ricky Spanish~~~

>>84357544
That's because Steve episodes are always about getting laid.

He's supposed to be, "The smart one" but more often than not he's just a big dumbass. Francine is top tier though.

>>84357799
>Cilantro no es bueno

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RICKY SPANISSSSHHH

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Anything from In country club

One of the top 5 greatest episodes of all time

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>>84357912

The part where Roger builds some sniper rifle out of a pinecone, sticks, and leafs in the woods. It was the episode with Kim Kardashian voicing an alien.

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TFW American dad does an episode long joke about your home town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kJubLgTe0

From LGBSteve

Devin: Well, I'm just so happy that you and your sister joined the team. This is the longest relationship I've ever had.
Hayley: Excuse me?
Devin: Stevie and I -- things have been going pretty well. [ Chuckles ] We've already talked about opening a butcher shop in Park Slope.
Hayley: What?!
Devin: Well, there would also be sandwiches, fresh ciabatta...
Hayley: Will you excuse me?

[cut to Hayley and Steve]

Hayley: What were you thinking?!
Steve: Hayley, it's not what you think. There'll also be sandwiches, fresh ciabatta...

>"Perfect Tree!"
>"Perfect Cut!"
>"Perfect amount of blood filling my lungs. Oops, now it's too much."

>THERE'S SO MUCH CRIME IN THE DESERT!

>>84357974
That episode was way better than it should be.

LAVATE LAS MANOS!

>>84357266
>You were a model inmate, Max. You basically just slept for ten years.

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>>84357865
MIND QUAD!

WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWsmlS4Tt8

The muffin kiosk episode where Stan spends the better part of two minutes trying to find a parking space.

Oh and Francine, the lemonade.

This is the best .... example of terrible lemonade I've ever tasted. Throw it away.

>>84356788
The episode were rogers a dirty cop.
>You boy, put that tub of mayonnaise in my car... I'm gonna make it my girlfriend
Later in the episode
>Chaz can you take me home, my tummy hurts. I should have just had sex with that mayonnaise.

When Stans cooking dinner
>boil water, what am I, a chemist?

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>>84357715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cIdgTHMjOk

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I tried to green text this, but it just doesn't do the scene justice.
https://youtu.be/8KifJy3BwF0

>>84359073
that whole episode is gold

"Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? And as soon as I put this bag down, I float away!"

Then he does.

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>>84357883
>"How about you just give me the code and avoid Happy Hour at Shenanigans"

Most musical numbers.

Special shout out to B12 and Is She Not Hot Enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYtMYspzKBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhI904iejqQ

A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC

>>84356788
>I guess I should go release the rice cooker from the internment camp.
*Sad music plays and appliances are surrounded by action figures.*

Gets me laughing every single time. That, and Francine putting googly eyes on the Roomba because she got off on looking people in the eyes as they cleaned for her.

>Stan needs help with his sleepwalking
>Roger tells him to go see his psychiatrist persona
>Stan literally walks across the length of the attic and Roger is already waiting for him
>Stan is surprised, looks back at where Roger just was, shrugs, and moves on

Franny, I'm afraid I haven't been entirely honest with you.

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>>84358601
>mfw I saw the episode of X-Files with the Mind-Quad

>>84356788
Pretty much everything in the Family Land episode is gold.

Is that a...golden turd?

>>84359325
Steve has such a good voice, the girls should be all over him.

SUICIDAL LEMUR'S GOT MY GUN!

Although, theres one joke in that episode I've never understood. The part where Roger is in an outdoor restaurant, leaves, and everyone starts quietly whispering "mustard" while the word keeps repeating on screen. Totally lost there.

>I KILLED THEM! I KILLED THEM ALL, STAN!

MaybeBaby

>>84359390
>"I HAVE THE CAR KEYS IN MY POCKET YOU STUPID BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"

>>84357851
WE WUZ BUSINESSMEN N SHEEEIT

>>84358824
>That Bad Lieutenant scene with Barry and Snot

Roger's a dirty cop! And he's only been on the force for three hours!

>Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, nobody knows as much as me.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaah...
>That's what it would sound like if I had fallen much further.

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Uh steve we have some serious issues we need to work out

>So hey, what happened to Jim Henson?
>You don't wanna know.
>You will bow before me, son of God!

[Snot]: Oh I can't wait to tell you all about Jewish Camp.
[Klaus]: Wait you came BACK from Jewish Camp?

>>84359325
Why does Steve love to take off his shirt a lot.

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Klaus: There's a special place in hell for people who do things like this, right next to the child molesters and the sexy children who seduced them!

>Roger next to some old people
>"You're a lovely couple."
>"Which one of you is the man?"

Toilet humor is the lazy man's comedy.
>Balls.
Heh, maybe we've been working too hard.

I have two but I can't remember the exact wording so if anyone can help me out

1- In the episode where Stan puts his mind in the body of a horse, Roger and Horse-Stan go to see someone who can help and Roger says something along the lines of "lets hope its not me working here" for it to pan over and reveal one of his personas

2- Stan is teaching Steve and friends to be men, and they're driving cattle after Stan's gone insane. Snot speaks up about Steve's dad and Steve gets defensive and calls out Snot's dad for leaving him

>Stan, you are literally holding a gun to God's head.

>>84359631
>"Stan doesn't beat me!"
>"He does in the short story I wrote"
> Shut Your Mouth by Klaus Heissler

From one of the most recent episodes, Klaus wearing an Insane Clown Posse shirt to Steve's funeral.

Brilliant sequence.

>>84359701

Aw, crap.
>pan over and theres Roger
And the worst part is, she's just a secretary.
>I'm an associate!

>>84359701
>Alright. Now let's just hope he's not me
And
>Oh yeah?Well there's something wrong with your dad too! Your Dad left you!

>>84359726
Actually I found it, for those who haven't seen the TBS ones lately:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqjyzEnbtuA

>You use to look good until you went to rehab
>I never went to rehab
>You have now. It's been ESTABLISHED

>Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda
>JORDAN NO

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>It's a Costanza episode

I seriously hope you guys don't excessively eat free samples then not buy.

>>84359839
A greentext does not do that scene justice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWjlUsKiyCY

>>84359814
It's literally just a Family Guy cutaway but it's actually funny.

Why is Francine so GOAT?

My Sharona sequence is best sequence

>>84359907
I lose it every single time.

>>84358601
GODDAMNIT I WANT MORE MIND QUAD

>>84359073
Holy hell i was just watching this episode last night

Jeffs dad had some good bits, the first one dragged a bit though

>"Oh my God, Nemo! It's "Omen" spelled backwards. He is the Antichrist!"

>"But, you picked the name "Nemo". That doesn't make any sense."

>>84359964
She's underrated. Best animated wife. She doesn't get as many laugh out loud moments, but she's great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UydXjJ2VLHU

>>84357932
>cutting out "NOT IN THE FACE!"

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Jeannie Gold was Roger's best persona.

>>84360011

I think this is the perfect amount of Mind Quad. Any more the joke would start to become stale, something akin to Family Guy's repertoire of 5 jokes.

Tell ya boy Jeff he's got two more of these.

Like the small black child I adopted who watches cartoons and is imaginary.

You're real?

>YOU SOUND SMART LIKE HUGH GRANT THE MOVIE STAR! BUT YOU'RE STUPID LIKE HUGH GRANT THE PERSON

STELIOS
STELIOS KONTOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDr6X6fCvxw

>>84360164
WAIT! THAT TV WAS REAL, I BOUGHT THAT

>>84360180

>He was as mean as he was Greek.

Every time.

>>84360076
GIGGITY

>>84360168
>You may be beautiful on the outside like Kevin Bacon, but you're ugly on the inside like Tommy Lee Jones.
>On the outside
>And the inside.

>It Ain't Me literally starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOtGIwlm1c

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>>84357544
The Warriors episode were he and his friends try to escape school while all the school cliques are trying to hunt for them is based. I noticed that if the episode involves his friends it's definetly a hit.

What episode has the most consistent laugh out loud moments?

>>84360338
I want to say either Hot Water, A Bully For Steve or the Vietnam one.

>>84358385
That joke should have ended with the SINK falling through the ceiling, not the bathtub.

THE SINK.

>>84360180
>He's picking up so much speed!

> Roger does an elbow drop onto a guy's head
> It explodes for no fucking reason
> They show it like five times, including in slow motion

I love the whole bit when Stan and Roger get high.

>>84360403
The bathtub segues into Roger's joke about how to get rid of a body.

>>84360772
YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS IN A BATHTUB, ANON!

YOU WASH YOUR HANDS IN A SINK!

>>84359907
The build up to "Tell me how you killed our baby" is great. I know it's coming but it gets me every time

>>84360300
>>84357544
Maybe we'll take a few of them with us. WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY OF THEM WITH US!

>>84360696
>Is Chaz gonna be okay?
>....no.
>oh.

>>84360180
And Louise

>>84357715
>>84358927
i could swear that i've seen every AD episode there is but i've never seen this scene

>>84359367
Nien Roomba Nien!

>>84360971
It's the one where Stan becomes coach of a football team and he cuts Steve. Steve and Roger make a misfit team to get back at Stan.

https://youtu.be/Bx6b8Idu_18

Also when you can here him singing from outside the window gets me everytime

>>84358221
Still my favorite bit by far.

>>84356788
which ep is that I don't think I remember this.

haven't watched the show since the TBS move.
What have I missed?

>>84361163
It's okay, it didn't go to total shit but there are some miss episodes.

>This used to be such a nice hallway!

>His eyes are red because he smokes weed.
>I can't believe you're an educator Brian.

>>84361163
Started really weak, I thought the good times were over. But they have had some really solid episodes since then.

>>84361721
>Roger mugs Jeff
>Jeff blows his rape whistle
>"Is that the come back and kick me whistle?"

>>84361873
>Steals the scooter and rides away, comes back and does a jump over Jeff
Shhhhreded it.

>>84361992
>Jeff shoots Roger
>Roger pulls out a gun and tries to shoot Jeff but shoots his own foot
"That's a whoopsie"

>>84361782
I liked the episode where Stan decides to be white trash to piss off Roger is great.
>"Oh, I'm an eyesore? Well at least I'm not an ear sore. Or am I?"
>Pulls out a guitar and a harmonica, starts playing Life is a Highway

>Everyone is on vacation in this big hotel
>Klaus gets thrown in an aquarium and goes into a glowing castle door
>>"Some say that was the end of Klaus's story, some say it was the beginning. Me, I say it was somewhere in the middle.

>Klaus gets replaced by some tentacled monster
>He cuts himself out with a sword and he's in a goblet wearing a Crown
>"I was gone 60 years, how long was it here?"
>>"What, where did you go?"
>"I don't know, but I am their King now."

I'd like to think that these two are connected.

I thought the whole recent Noah two-parter was pretty weak, but the sequence where Stan lost his faith and descended into nihilistic drugs and orgies had me laughing

> THAT MOUTH ISN'T FOR TALKING, SUCK-BOY TONY

>>84357799
El perro, el perro
Es mi corazon

El gato, el gato
El gato no es bueno

>Is [this person] just going to be you in a wig?
>That's very possible.

It's a shame I can't remember what episode it's from.

>>84362625
>Work produce in a small grocery store
>This song runs through my head every time I handle the cilantro

>>84362628
The one where Steve has problems with a bully?

WE'RE WATER

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>It's a Roger episode
>It's a Francine episode
>It's a Roger AND Francine episode

>>84357912
I wanna fug the Stan

>>84357974

>"Help! I've crashed and I don't have a boyfriend!"

My old college javelin.

>>84362755
Just came in to say this is my favorite moment. Those two work so well together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWjlUsKiyCY

>Stan: You're a real actor, I'm not. I was jealous because I never get the cool parts in undercover missions. How did you get to be so good?
>Roger: I had a great teacher! You should look him up, tell him I sent you.
>Stan: "Irwin Beyer, Jr. - Acting coach." This... this is you, isn't it? I'm gonna get down there, and it's gonna be you.
>Roger: It's a strong possibility.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlglMf0v50Y

>>84360338
tearjerker?

>>84360338
Joint Custody
>He hasn't talked to his dad in years and his mom left before he was born
>How...how could she do that?

>Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Oh wait. It's a cheetah! CheeTAH. CheeTOS. There's so much beauty in the world

>My dad cares about me more than money
>There he is, there's Jeff. Can I have the money now? That's what I care about. Money. Not Jeff. Money.
>There, see?...Wait, am I money or Jeff?... Oh man, I'm Jeff

>Roger floating away

>>84362882
>The bear shakes its head in disapproval

>>84363013
They do jokes like this a lot, but I always love it.

>>84357266

some of the best jokes are Roger's personas going completely beyond the realm of belief and him being totally aware of it.

>that episode where he and Stan go to see someone and he hopes it's not one of his personas but when they get there the camera pans to reveal it is and Roger is suddenly no longer standing next to Stan.

>>84357544

Steve A-stories are hit or miss, but Steve B-stories are the fucking best.

>>84363131

or the one with the dad tree where Roger ISNT the foreman

>>84359452
I just watched it to see that scene, and I have to clue what that mustard bit was either

>>84362628
>Oh thank god I'm just the receptionist.

>>84357851
shit. I've got Ricky Spanish's hair cut.

>Hayley: Go easy on Jeff! He hasn't spoken to his dad in years, and his mom ran away before he was born.
>Stan: [Mixed Between Sympathetic and Confused] How...How could she do that?

>>84363131
>Roger has raised two kids he raised for decades
>Roger is the teen son of a nice couple

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OLLLLLLIE NORTH
OLLLLLLIE NORTH

HES A SOLIDER
AND A HERO
AND A NOVELIST
AND NOW HES ON FOX NEWS!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFV1uT-ihDo

>>84361762
>My job is mostly administrative.

>>84363131
-I have a lawyer that can help you, Stan, here is his address.
-Sooo, when we arrive, is going to be you, isn't it?

>>84363344
>Roger is the wife of an elderly judge

FUTON WORLD
OUR PRICES ARE FROM OUTER SPACE
FU-TON WOOOOOOORLD
>heavy breathing

>>84363402
>>84363380
>>84363344
>>84363131

That episode where he discovers that the guy who's been using his credit card is a rogue persona is easily one of the best episodes of the show for me.

>>84363283
I'm a partner!

>>84363344
>Roger is the twin brother of the owner of a construction company
>who's mom is probably just himself

>>84363402
>How do you have the time?

>When it comes to marriage you make the time

The fact that they explained how Roger is able to have all these personas in the episode where he's banging Snot is great.
>I move really fast.

>>84363765

Roger refusing to explain how he does most of the impossible things he does or doing so in a completely inadequate way is my favourite running joke.

>I move really, really fast.

My favorite had to be the introspective they did on Saint's Row.

Roger's whole barely-contained attraction to Steve he had for a while made me laugh

> Roger was Steve's first kiss

>>84363795
>I have a persona that each one of you doesn't realize is me.
>Remember that slumber party?

this one now and always

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu059pYR9Hc

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This caught me by total surprise

>Roger is over stressed with his bar and has an episode while the delivery guy watches
>"Stop watching me switch costumes and get a ambulance!"

>>84363842
which episode was that?

>>84363795
[Steve] I don't even have anyone here to sex it to. The only women around here are my mom and sister
[Stan] The more things change, the more things stay the same
[Roger] [Laughs while getting into with Steve as a girl]

>>84363948
Poor Jeff got his cherry popped.

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Full blast, this isn't my first butt blast
>Water comes out of his nose
Maybe turn it down


>Followed by pic
Mittens! You're not allowed outside, put her back in she's an inside cat

>You Shall Not pass!

cue goths dancing to love will tear us apart

>>84364016
Jeff, you got mayo on your back

>>84363461
Delroy is the single greatest one-off character they've ever done.
>That whole back story he cooks up for amnesiac Stan
>"That wicked woman! Do you know she wanted me to lie to you and tell you we've been friends since childhood?"

>>84357865
>this seemed liked the perfect time to do acid

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>>84363793
Agreed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp_J7SY1JCY

And then, later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-LHqF8asIw

>Condemn them, mother, for they know exactly what they do!

>I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies

>STOP CHANGING THE CHANNELS YESTERDAY

>What do you do when your best friend doesn't believe in God?
>Well, I'd hardly call us best friends

>>84364359
>"So what is my type?"
>"Mature. Navajo. Bitches."

>>84364016
Nah, Jeff was a manwhore for awhile before they moved back in

>>84357775
>not ricky spanish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYh6YI3pXKE

>>84364494
God, the Priest is hilarious.
>Stan, should I get a mustache? What do hookers like?

>>84364547
The best part is that its the actual Bones cast. They're all best friends with Seth for some reason.

>>84364624
>That one episode where Hailey and Steve tell Roger that they don't like Bones and he puts them in cages for re-education
That slow, slow turn as he looks at each of them in total disgust kills me.

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>>84364483
>Don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults!

>Stan tries to shoot a guy
>Keeps accidentally shooting dolphins that jump in the way

>>84364655
>Now I'm gonna bury some BONES!
>NOOOO! My Bones!

>Are they hitlermelons?
>No. What? No.

>>84364483
>LEARN ENGLISH
>LEARN
>ENGLISH

>>84364698
>Besides, gardening's gay
>I'll have you know that James Coburn had a garden!
>I'M SICK OF YOUR LIES ABOUT COBURN!

>>84364712
>EAT
>MY
>BOWLS

>>84364733
I like that Toshi is the only one in his household aside from Akiko who speaks Japanese, and he might not even be speaking actual Japanese.

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SPINOFF NEVER EVER

>>84364770
He's actually speaking a very ghetto version of Japanese, similar to English Ebonics.

>>84363967

The country club one. Roger explains that everyone in the family has a persona they can't see through. Franny's was... some asian kid, I think? Hayley's was the sandal repair man, Stan's is the old country club guy, and Steve's was some girl at a spin-the-bottle party.

>We went on seven dates!
>Nine. I roofied you on two of them. But don't worry, nothing happened. Wink wink.

>>84364825
I guess I should've picked up on that when he says "holy shit, a methhead" and it comes out as "Holy Meth-moley"
Also, I didn't realize until recently since I usually have AD playing in the background, but Toshi has some solid gold parts.
>Steve talking to someone on the phone
>"What? What? Toshi, I can't understand you, I don't know why I call you"
>I have killed for both honour and pleasure
>"You fool, you've killed us all!"
>"Oh, we're going to do a lot more than kiss you"
>"What do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
>Francine speaking to Toshi on the phone
>"Beuno Toshi. Muchas Gracias"
>>84364846
Francine's was an Asian kid that shot pool with a giant chop stick

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>>84364821
Jeff can still go back to space and have amazing adventures with Sinbad, right? ...Right?

>>84364949
Did they not bring Sinbad's ghost with them when he returned to Earth?
That's fucked up.

>>84365003
>Did they not bring Sinbad's ghost with them when he returned to Earth?
I was not really trying to imply that with my wording. I just meant I want the two of them to go on more adventures together.

>>84359357
The Astronaut by Wax Fang is a fucking amazing album. I highly recommend checking it out.

>>84364916
>Stan is getting pumbled by the giant zombie in the simulation
>Steve: Thats it, I'm going in alone.
>Toshi: Why?

>Steve: You all know my uncle Rodger, right?
>Toshi: Ah, yes, the alien in a wig?
>Steve: yeah, on my moms side.

>>84365040
me too.
But did they leave him? I don't remember seeing him after the return episode.

>>84365054
>Thank you Toshi, but I need to do this alone
>But you're such a pussy

>>84365068
I'm pretty sure he was still trapped on the ship when it was going down, and after the matter they had no memory of it happening.

I love when Stan completely forgets he's supposed to be a skilled CIA agent
>We're gonna diiiiie! I just know it!
>Stan, calm down! They trained us for this!
>I know *sobs* but I forget!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlzgmr_9sPA

>If you must know, that tree is my father!
>Gasp
>"What does that even mean?"
>"It means he's half-tree! But the real question is, what's the other half?"

I love Principal Lewis.

>Cheesers came back

>>84364916
>Someone comments about how Steve and friends can never get dates
>"Wasn't I married for a while?"

The legless guy and the cripple from The Wrestler. Taking two unconnected episode-long running gags and then combining them at the very end to a really funny payoff was fantastic.

>>84358601
Fuck, that was fantastic

>>84357266
>the 200
>the end when all of Roger's diffrent characters come to life, charge the battlefield
>everyone is calling out their names
>then suddenly
>Ricky Spanish

>>84356788
>AD best moments thread
>scenes and jokes from every season, including the most recent ones and the earliest ones, despite having 12 seasons

is AD the most consistent adult cartoon?

>Evening officer....Even-ing, making things even...
>...can you step out of the car sir...
>HE KNOOOOWS!!!

>>84362625
I don't speak spanish but I know just enough words to find this hilarious. I guess that's the point. I lost it at the house of the devil.

>>84365303
I like when they make callbacks like that
>"Sir, don't you have an East-Indian baby sometimes?"
>"This isn't one of those times"

>>84363355
Is it REALLY high treason if the president does it?

If you accuse your leader of treason, then surely YOU'RE the one actually committing treason.

>>84359478
>>84359586
>>84359631
>>84359814

Klaus actually has a lot of great scenes.

Anytime Stan goes "AWWAUGUGHHHGUHGHH"

There is surely a compilation somewhere out there.

>>84362296
"No one ever says it was the middle"

When Stan gets off the plane in drone alone
>I really think I just wanted to come back for these painkillers
>ah normal

>>84365554
American Dad definitely is not consistent. It's just that they manage to have at least one great joke an episode. Unless some anon is able to challenge me on that and provide an episode that is literally all mediocre.

>>84365976
I am thinking back, and I really can't figure out a mediocre episode. Even my least favorite ones like the bar mitzvah heist have great jokes.

>>84363051
Always a classic

>>84363858
This might be the best moment, besides Mind Quad.

>>84365185
He's one of the best side characters

>>84365976
My least favourite episode is the Thanksgiving one with Francine's parents, but even that had the great Roger scene where he was fixing the TV

>>84363195
>Stan doesn't want a tree cut down, so he goes to see Roger's persona, and they agree to leave it alone
>Another demolition company takes the job. The company is run by a pair of brothers, one of whom is another of Roger's personas
>The second persona is actually Roger's first persona in disguise so he can spy on the competition

That one was pretty great

>>84359814
>ICP tshirt
>It's a Sleeveless Hoodie

>>84366027
>You hustlin' me boy?
The delivery for that line kills me.
That and Rogers Jewish lawyer bit.

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Hamburger Hinderer...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye9gyqtfNQM

>>84366302

>Jewish Ethics
Ethics he wants to talk about? First they kill Jesus, the only true son of God

>You are my QUEEN Rebecca!

>Klaus and Jeff do the Wheels and the Legman intro sequence
>At the end a lawyer hands them a cease and desist order
>"It's from Roger, he says that Fish and the Jeffman infringes on his Wheels and the Legman property"
>"WHAT? In what way?!?"

>>84366371
>Steve: Ho boy, here we go
>Roger: and is it true that the Jews put a secret sauce on the Reuben that's just 1000 Island? And who shot Gianni Versacci? Was it a jew? I dunno, it was in Miami!

>>84360104
Came here to post this.

>What did you do to my legs you Nazi walrus bastard?!

>>84359714
>"Haha, oh Stan, guns don't mean anything in heaven."
>grabs a golden gun with a crucifix iron sight
>"He's got a heaven gun!"
>"Those can kill anybody!"
>"Why do we have those again?"

>>84366512
>Which one of us is he talking to?
>SHUT UP, GARFIELD! Why-Why do you even hate Mondays? YOU'RE A CAT. YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOl56KOTERA

SEXY!

This show really improved after Seth got removed from head writer.

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>>84356788

>HI KIDS! I'M RICKY THE RAPTOR AND I'M HERE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THE RAPTURE!

>>84365714

That's not how treason works, anon. The president isn't the state, he has to follow the rules just like everybody else.

I liked the Hurricane episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTajwNYuVHM

This bitch.

>>84362628
>This, this is you. Im gonna go there, and its gonna be you
>*shrugs* Strong possibility

>>84366412
Thank you, I wanted to write all that but couldn't remember the specifics

>Shannon Sharp, sharpening machetes
>Gonna catch an alien and eat some spaghetti!
>Hold on spaghetti, I need to get that
Stan starts eating the spaghetti
>Hey, that's my spaghetti!
>This is the first I'm hearing of it

>>84366027
The only episode that I actually hate is the Francine is a slut Hayley might not be Stan's daughter episode.

But that's just because fuck that plot. The jokes in it are probably fine.

>>84366743
At the very least, Roger dancing with glowsticks near the end was fucking hilarious.

CRYPTIC!

>>84366669
>the Hurricane episode

>That moment when, after everything Stan has done in making everything worse, he harpoons his wife.
>The bear stops attacking for a moment and shakes his head in disgust.

Dear lord, that moment was when I lost my sides completely.

>>84366768
>the Hip to be Square scene

>>84365976
I think most of the comedy on American Dad is just lowkey character interaction and delivery. As opposed to something like Family Guy which has to get laugh out loud jokes because most of the character dynamics are awful.

>"LET ME IN YOU SONS OF BITCHES OR I'LL KILL ALL YOUR FAMILIES!"
>[Beat]
>"...Good news; I've trapped the Mexicans inside."

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>>84366669
The scene with Stan's old college Javelin and the bear was great.

>>84361762
>angry Tweety Bird with caption "There is no God."
I want that belt buckle.

>>84365054
>Stan Smith's actions endangered the lives of us all. This sort of criminal negligence requires the most severe punishment.
>... clap... clap... clap.

>>84366769
>>84366847
"You can help, by getting out of the way and doing nothing."
"...Huh. Do nothing. Francine.
We both know I'm not going to do that."

>ROGER I'LL KILL YOU!
>I'm not Roger, I'm The Phantom!
>*Stan unmasks Roger*
>*Gasp* Roger!?
>Well yeah, who did you- ... what?

>"Um...Stan...Andy dick is running after us."
>"What?! I'm going 55!"
>"He's catching up to us!"

>This is night time, night is a time when we don't usually get visitors
>This is night time, night is a time when we don't blorf

>Riding on Santa's sleigh to rescue Steve from the Krampus
>"What a beautiful full moon."
>"You know, the moon is always full once you're above a certain altitude."
>"Wow, is that true?"
>"Is any of this?"

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>It's a Roger doesn't get his comeuppance episode.

>>84367017
I've pretty much moved beyond hoping he suffers. Maybe it's apathy from him always deserving comeuppance, or maybe it's because he's so entertaining as an asshole.

Or maybe it's just because when he gets comeuppance, he gets it in droves.

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>>84366669

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>>84367049

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>>84367052

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I haven't caught AD in a couple seasons, is it still decent?

>>84367116
I find it pretty alright.

>That whole boat episode where they riff on owning a boat

>Wait you spent 700 bucks just to steal 10 dollar gloves?
>...Shut up!

Is it wrong that I want to have sex with some of Roger's female personas

>>84367116
Yeah, It's still good. Its move to TBS didn't irreparably damage it and it's still funny, just not as funny as it could be at times.

>>84367116
Absolutely, watch them all, it's worth it

>>84367179
No, Jeannie Gold was the hottest.

I cried laughing the first time I saw this.
https://youtu.be/rgyP5IssJHY

>>84367157
What did they say about them? I live in a landlocked state with no aboveground water sources.

>>84367222
>Oh ****!
for some reason that always makes me laugh.

>>84359418
"Guards! He interrupted the king's pleasurable dance, kill him!"

Fung Wah episode after the point where they drill into Stan's head, I was almost on the floor.

>>84367352
>FUNG WAAAAH CHOCOLATES!

>that one where they had to tell the truth
>bullock showing up in a spider suit
I don't remember that being a very good episode at all

>>84364418
This is the most perfectly named gif I have ever seen.

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>>84367352
I thought that 'American Fung' felt quite lazy, like they had an A plot they didn't know what to do with and just tacked on some weird framing device.

>>84364483
>That night, we had the best sleepover of our lives.
>Maybe because we knew it was our last.In the morning, our childhood would evaporate like a dream, and we'd head into the dawn of adulthood.We never figured out which one of us e-mailed Ronnie.
>In fact, to this day, I'm pretty sure he was just some black dude who overheard us planning our sleepover in the pizza parlor, but he sure was awesome.
>Oh, my God.
>Look at Ronnie! You're doing it, Ronnie! You're doing it.

I feel and laugh uncontrollably every time

>>84358071
Speaking of home towns.

>Tucson, Arizona you've just been Dad-ed.

Does he have something against tucson or what? Because I swear these jokes show up in his other shows too.

>>84367530
I think it's just because Tucson sounds funny

>>84367530
Sons of Tuscon was a shortly-lived show on FOX. For some reason it stuck with the writers.

>>84365578
>the house of the devil.
No, it's el queso del Diablo, the cheese of the devil.

>>84367588
Apparently it was their midseason replacement for a while.

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>That fucking wrestling scene at the end of Stanny Tendergrass
>Hulk Hogan doing the Quantum Leap ending naked set to his themesong
It never gets old.

>>84366537
>Seriously, why do we have those? I'm not trying to be that guy, I'm happy here, but why is this an issue?

>>84367602
I prefer Huevos del Diablo.

>>84366711
>Hold on spaghetti, I need to get that
I love this guy.

>>84366924
>Hayley!? YOU'RE Carlotta Monterrey!? Wait, I already knew that.

>>84367656
>Stan, stop trying to control everything
>I don't try to control everything!!
>heh, Stan, you're holding a gun to God's head, i...I can't even think up a better anology than that. Now calm down and play dinosaurs with me, I'll let you be triceratops, I know he's your favorite.

>>84367677
Pretty much every line Shannon Sharp had was great
>Hey nerds, you seen any aliens?
>No, we're looking for panties
>Oh, so we're both looking for things

>Oh, they're going to dissect him, like a frog. Like Kermit. That's probably my favourite frog

>I'll catch up with you Stan, I just need to waterproof my snakeskin boots.
>See Stan, take a look! The water just beads on them!

>Stan destroys a row of seats where an audience is seated
>various government employees fly through the air
>one is on a skateboard and shouts "CODE RED" while holding a bottle of Mountain Dew

DON'T CALL ME MY FAVORITE MOVIE!

DON'T LOB FACTUAL STATEMENTS AT ME AS IF THEY'RE INSULTS!

>So, what I'm getting here is that the random deaths of these two strangers has you feeling anxious about mortality
>I guess so
>Would it make you feel better if you could've taken their lives yourself?
>Oh, so much better!
and
>We've found that palpating small rabbits makes people feel better
>It's... it's not moving
>This rabbit appears to be dead
>This is terrible. Why... why is everything terrible?

>>84367701
>Heh, these are sweet. I don't know why I sent them to Mars.

>>84360338
Lincoln lover.

>>84360139

I like how spaced out the golden poop story is/was

>>84360338
If you enjoy theater, Blood Crieth Unto Heaven is phenomenal.

>>84361163

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ysb4en_Sc

>>84366669
... is that Mabel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET370vhadxk

THAT'S YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT

>>84368052
>Steve's face when he says that
It's priceless.

>>84367950
Is this really the first time you've heard Kristen Schaal in something outside of Gravity Falls?

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Oh yeah, I'm a squirrel and this feels grreaat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysfr45RLOTk

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>>84366370
>1453527333848.jpg
Huh I wonder what would happen irl, I guess if water with MDMA touched those kid's genitals and anuses it could actually get absorbed.

>>84368142
>VRRROOOOOOOOOOOM

I laughed so fucking hard at that part.

>>84363131

he explains after killing off his persona jenny fromdablock that "(he) can move, super fast".

and thats pretty scary, if that is a staple ability of his species. if his race invades earth it would be doomed no wait, his entire race is materialistic and lazy so they'ed just dick around like roger already does

>>84357604

lets not forget in the same episode

>terry faints when stan outs him as gay from drunken rage in front of his homophobic father
>faints like an effeminate looney toons character
>"see! that's not how a straight guy faints! this is how a straight guy faints!"
>faceplants on the floor. like drops face forward like a ton of bricks, no voice, just out cold.

kills me every time

>>84366613
One of my favorite episodes

>>84368375
>Yup, nothing like a father and son watching porn together
>You only like half of this don't you fairy?
>I like 100% of this!

>>84367855

roger's race is fucking insane... he manages to take waste products from food... and turn those elements into gold... that is some fucking nuclear fusion shit going on inside that colon jesus christ

>>84366743
The part where he picks up Francine is pretty funny.

>"I just remember him being really smooth"
>"Hey can I wipe off your seat?"
>Wipes off his own face
>"BAAAAAH!"

>>84364483

>eat... my... BOWLS!

>>84367116

isnt that supposed to be roger? why photoshop it to look like meg

Late to this topic but there's still so, so many.

>"BAM, DEAD KID, MAMA CRYING AS SHE TAKES YOUR CRAYON DRAWINGS OFF THE FRIDGE".

>Let's play Highest Number.
>I'm not familiar with it.
>Whoever says the highest number wins.
>You go first.
>Thank you.
>Six thousand.
>Seventeen thousand.
>(Gasps). Well played.

>That's what trans fat is? The stuff that makes everything taste wonderful? Why doesn't the city council just declare a war on flavor? Like the English did years ago.

And an endless amount more.

>>84366743

>"im ready! somebody shave my groin! i like it against the grain!"

whats even better about this line is that its a call back to the fact that stan has a terrible father and never properly learned how to shave

>>84366587

is that what happened?

>>84368658
My guess is he probably stepped down when Family Guy came back. Whether jokingly or not, he does seem to prefer FG.

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>>84356788

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>>84360104
>After being ruined by Stan and Francine she moves to South America and sets up a Wedding Planning/ Prostituting business

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>>84369303
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>M-m-m-more papers, m-m-m-more money.
>M-m-m-more money, m-m-m-more speech therapy.

We're almost there Klaus' bones

>We're Stan and Franny!
>We go along like shoo-ba-did-ding-adong
>More Grease scatting
>Rodger stops singing
>Alright that's enough of that. It was just a bunch of gibberish and I refuse to be apart of it.

>>84367443
I loved it and I believe the "lazy" was the whole point, it was quite clever if you think about it.

LAVATAS LAS MANOS!

>My old college javelin!
>...Remember?

>>84363068
Gotta go with this. Roger is amazing in this.

>Stan is fishing with Bollock and Jackson
>makes a comment about how it's the anniversary of a fight they had
>reveals the reason why, he forgot their wedding anniversary
>Jackson is about to say something, but Bollock quiets him as they both stare at Stan until he realizes

Also
>"My wife stole your boyfriend! Let's get back at them by dating each other! Wait, daddy didn't think that through."

>>84368338
This strangely explains a lot

>>84367116
There's definitely more effort put into it than Family Guy not that that means anything

>>84367234
What, there are no rivers and no lakes?

>>84356788
>Thats a door mat Barry.
>Who's Matt Barry?

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Did you...draw that on?

>>84365714
You should work for hillary clinton

>>84359452
Roger says that he hopes Larry, the older guy who was hitting on him and then shows up with a younger girl at the luau, sits on a ham sandwich with mustard and runs off. Everybody starts whispering about mustard, presumably trying to figure out what he meant by it, and then the word mustard in different languages shows up on screen.

>>84368142
Yeah, furry dick con was pretty great.

>>84370940
Yes, aroused?

Well it's not for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6yF7rOuOe8

>>84367234
basically
>owning a boat is incredibly expensive and time- and labor-intensive
>most boaters never even go out and boat, they just leave it in the marina for other boat aficionados to gawk at
>or they just sell it to some sucker who's never owned one before for mad money
Surprising that Jeff was so knowledgeable about boats, though

>>84359907
this is my favorite roger persona. one of my favorite episodes too.

>>84371308
Jeff is an idiot except when it comes to mundane random shit.