Why haven't you met Constantine yet?

I dunno. I'm a huge Hellblazer fan. I've met Spider-Man, though.

>go to con
>look over
>see best Spider-Man cosplayer I've ever seen, looking at a Batman comic
>someone mentions Spider-Man
>he looks up, tilts his head
>"Did somebody say my name?"
>in the exact voice I hear in my head for Spider-Man when I read his comics

Meeting with Constantine is basically suicide, so no thanks. Seems like a good chap though

Because he's a fictional character you fucking autist.

>>84349189
>>84349200
Alan Moore claims to have met him IRL. Someone else did too. Morrison, maybe?

Because I don't have a deathwish

>>84349111
you know i always imagined constantine to look like the average joe.

not a male supermodel.

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Why haven't you met the mighty Monarch yet?

>>84349210
>morrison
>meeting constantine
I think Moore would have a heart attack.

>>84349111
Someone explain this meme to me. I don't quite get it yet.

>>84349333
A few Hellblazer writers have claimed to "meet" John Constantine. Y'know at bars and such.

>>84349161
Have you ever been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome?

>>84349377
Oh, shit. It all makes sense now, thanks Anon.

>>84349111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYLNEFY-Gnc

Never read his stuff before

That does it. I'm writing fan fiction until I meet John, and then I'm going to die fighting evil.

>>84350982
Why would you want to die fighting Constantine?