It Hurts!!

>>84342363
it sure is

>>84342363
It was a good comic. I enjoyed these threads everybody!

http://youtu.be/u6Zoezcq1RA

RIP EARTH

This is the last comic? So can we debate on one thing...was this the new homestuck?

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>Chapter 420
Well, Earth sure got blazed!

everybody died the end

thanks gob for all the fun times

>>84342363
I've never actually had anything from Arby's, how is it?

I'm glad the last comic involved Partyman. I love that dude.

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>>84342363
Fuck, somehow he pulled like 8 different fake outs, then destroyed the whole goddamn planet. The absolute madman.

>>84342617
It's pretty fucking good.

>>84342363
so that was earth they blew up? not the planet with the turtles? I guess the purple in panel 4 is a giveaway but....

>>84342892
that purple light could be from something else. wouldn't be the first fakeout

>>84342617
Arby's is good. They use a lot of melted cheese, you don't gotta chew that much, and they got horseradish sauce on tap.

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>>84342363
>>84342513
Ah shit.

>>84342892
>>84342922
I feel that this is the level of shit that Gob would actually pull though.

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>>84342617
Their curly fries are god-tier.

>>84342436

>not this https://youtu.be/HXek9_IGWZA

A shigggity diggity doo da

That being said, we space or hell arc now? Either way I'm pretty excited.

Surely Aurora and Pasqualo with live through this. R-right?

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>>84342363
>filename
MY
ABSOLUTE
NIGGA

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>this was a fakeout
>things proceed as normal in the next strip
>before the same thing happens again for reals

gob just confirmed that was earth on twitter

half expecting another fakeout

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oh.....oh

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>Earth got fucking destroyed

>>84343971
Joke's on you guys everything was red so they were actually on Mars all along. r-right? ;_;

>>84342363
It had a good run

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>>84342363
> Aurora roasts world
> 20 pages of intense soul crushing The Happenings
> Everyone dies
> 2 panels tucked in the corner of a pulp fiction skit

Bravo anticlimax Gob 10/10! Now go on a 2 month haitus to really drill it in.

>"I don't deserve this"
>immediately loses it
poor pasq

>>84344463
we homestuck now

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>>84342363
WHAT THE FUCK GOB?!?!

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>>84344342

>tfw the school survived and they are wandering the space in a chunk of the earth

>>84342363
I wonder if the next part of the comic takes place in hell. Everyone died so everyone can "live."

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>>84344702
I think they're going to hell Doom style

>>84344712
>Everyone died so everyone can "live."
What do you think this is, some hero story?

>we dream bubbles arc now

Fuck.

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>>84342363
Gob keeps you on your toes.
>page 400
Nothing
>reenactment of page 100
Nothing, so I guess I can relax.
>page 420
and everyone's dead.

Welcome to the Hell arc.

>>84344792
>not having faith in gob

>>84342617
people shit on it because they don't come out with a new way to give you diabetes/heart attacks every month
Like most fast food, it's okay for what it is, a cheap meal
They are the only restaurant to have consistently good curly fries and mozzarella sticks which helps a lot

So pasqualo basically did this, right? His negative feelings summoned the space rhinos

>>84344898
I don't know about the rhinos being manifestations of his emotions like Aurora was, but I have a hunch that they're in the same "not real" category as Dawg Stevens and Slavcat.

>>84344847
>>84344847
>having faith in anything after he killed off best girl

>>84344898
>>84344924
Katie predicted the Space Rhinos though

>>84344898
Pasqualo did nothing wrong

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>>84342617
The Ruben is easily one of the best fast food sandwiches Iv ever had. The plain old shaved roast beef sandwich with Arby's sauce is pretty good as well for something fast and different from a burger

>>84342617
I enjoy their jr bacon and cheddars quite a bit. I really like their red sauce.

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The absolute madman!

>>84342617
It's good fast food, but it's expensive. Rich fucks that never eat at fast food chains complain they're not $20 burgers, but they're certainly fancier than anything you'd get at most other national chains.

McDonald's is literally bottom tier though. I'm actually not exaggerating, I would legit prefer to eat at an unknown Chinese buffet than eat at McDonald's. The best McDonald's has to offer is their chicken and the only reason for that is that it's exceptionally hard to screw up an order of chicken nuggets. I would seriously consider gas station food over McDonald's. Wendy's, Burger King, Rally's, Hardy's, literally all other fast food chains are better than McDonald's.

Bill died and got the Earth blown up because he was /wrong/.

>>84344463
It fits.
There's nobody to look on in horror, everybody that cares is instantly destroyed.

>>84345803
How can one man be so wrong? McD's is by far the best burger joint out of the big 3. Followed by Wendy's, then Burger King.

The Big Mac alone beats out any attempt at a sandwich by anyone else, best nuggets and they have the best shoestring fries around.

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>>84342363

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>>84345536

Perhaps Aurora used her magic shit to save everyone, right?

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>>84344947
but trisssh is still alive

>>84342617
It's like, fine the first time you eat it, but the more you eat it the more it weighs down your body and soul. It's just.. so much heavy grey meat.

>>84347373
In our heart.

>>84344792
This really is the next homestuck, isn't it?

>>84347202
But Aurora can't sense the SPace Rhinos. She had no idea that was gonna happen.
Unless her crying in 41 was because of what the space rhinos were about to do.

>>84348997
Oh fuck, that would make perfect sense. Gob you ruselord

>>84349990
Theres always credits on the bottom right

I'm kind of hoping that this is a fake out in that they're "not real" like someone else predicted, mainly because I'm not that high on the idea of an "everyone in Hell" arc.

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>>84350128
Yep! There'll be more IT HURTS!!

>>84350263

What about the "a few of us teleported aboard the alien ship seconds before Earth was destroyed and now we have to hitchhike across the galaxy" arc?

>>84350272

Why did you post a blank image Gob?

>>84350546
I posted an image??

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>>84350681

>>84344506
Still pretty sure the Space Rhinos don't actually exist and are a creation of Pasq's half of whatever fucked up thing him and Aurora have going. The cheesy tmnt theme, the fact that we've been told repeatedly that animal people don't exist (except the giant eagle, pigeon man, magma spider and all the others that do), and now that.

>>84350272
has slavcat always been a christian?

>>84352628
...who?

>>84352583
I really wish I knew what this "Slavcat" thing is. Oh well. ::shrug::

>>84352628
He goes to church all the time; he can't get enough of the purr-mons

>>84352695
boo

>>84352713
Hey, no need to be catty.

>>84350522
Only if a few of those include Eliza, Bill and Magma Spider.

>>84352679

Comic 313, standing behing Ally and Aurora.

gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=313-great-job

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>>84354037
>>84352679
Forgot pic

>>84354088
Those are zombies.

>>84350272
Gob! You got me good - I was on the edge of my seat for both #400 and the band playing, and the dance, and all of it, and you just rused me into the sun.

>>84352679
GOOOOOOOOB
You glorious bastard

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>>84354143
Yup!
>>84354226
>>84355180
Thank you so much!! <3333

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>>84355357
>yfw Greece never got their shit together before exploding

>>84345886
>it hurts isn't the new homestuck
>it was actually the new neglected mario characters all along

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>>84355357
Will turbo milf be coming back?

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>>84355357
Hey, thanks for making it dude

>>84355685
Jen's dead, baby. Jen's dead.

Fact: They don't call it "Royale with cheese" in France. A real Frenchman told me this.

>>84355930
Any time :3

>>84354088
I just checked, the tags for 313 are:
:3, allison, aurora, eliza, katie, lola, maddie, pasqualo, peeplops, powercord, prancibald, skeezy e, skullcap frank, stuart, the principal, trisssh

Slavcat is not a character in this comic.

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>>84354088

>>84356453
>>84356453
I've always wanted to say this to some one, no homo

>>84342513
What's this from. I've seen it before and can't remember.

>>84356166
>Jen's dead, baby. Jen's dead.

Everyone's dead Gob. Clearly that's not too much of a barrier to showing up again.

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>>84342363
The most important question: did this actually kill Pasqualo? Nothing short of demon magic and whatever shutdown code Jennifer tried seems capable of offing him. If there's solid chunks of Earth floating around there's probably solid chunks of Pasqualo to grow back. We already know asphyxiation won't kill him.

it hurts is the fucking best.

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>>84357796
Nah... nothing can ever beat TGT.
It Hurts is definitely one of the best though.
especially when compared to garbage like: dumbing of age, so your a cartoonist, assigned male, cad, etc., etc., etc.

>>84358079
IT Hurts is my favorite. Followed closely by Pokemon Hard Mode.
I've been readin Poppy o Possum and Endtown, and they just dont compare.

>>84358079
this fucking comic

>>84356166
>Jen's dead, baby. Jen's dead.
But they are all dead now

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Damn, I havent followed this comic since the part where the MC turns out to be a robot. I have no idea what's going on here.

>>84358806
catch up, dude
the first 100 have some of my favorites but the overall quality has only gone up over time imo

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Shit, these guys have no respect. Destroying a planet while people are having an interesting debate about burgers? That's just rude.

>>84356166
Yup, we simply call it "Royal Cheese". "Cheese" is masculine ('le fromage", not "la fromage"), so no "e" on "Royale". And the less English words there is, the better, so no "with" either. Voilà !
Oh, and great job, Gob. Your fucked-up twists never fail to amaze me.

I wanna try Arby's and Wendy's. They don't exist here.

>>84359082
Have you ever used a soda machine before? Like the ones in restaurants where you fill your own cups? I had the privilege of teaching my French buddy how to use a soda machine and it blew my mind.

>>84359743
Asking the hard hitting questions here gob

>>84359743
What kind? The old ones with half a dozen spouts, or the touch screen dispensers with every single flavor under the sun?

>>84360520
The old kind. My friend had never used one before. It was nuts.

>>84360607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM5q1Pzod1I

>>84342617
I like it since it's different from the usual fast food stuff but it's definitely more expensive than what it should be. That being said, they're one of the few fast food joints near me that consistently come out with new things I'd actually want to eat.

>>84344723
>Pasq is the Doom Slayer but instead of anger, his only emotion is depression

>>84344723
How can they go to hell if Aurora is going to God up everything she touches? That girl is a walking disaster!

>>84352628
One is not a true slav if they're not a practitioner of Eastern Orthodoxy, even with the feline variety.

>>84359743
>soda machine
You mean a bottle?
God damn kids and your fancy toys...

>>84360977
It's how burgers manage to sell 32oz for $2, instead of just selling straight up 2 liter bottles for $99.

>>84355426
They got their shit together BY exploding.

>>84360607

Hey, so, first off kudos to you for actually doing what the name of the chapter says and not just pulling something else out that technically qualified. Second, WHAT THE FUCK? Third, it said EVERYONE DIES, not just everyone on earth. Can we expect to see some dead space rhinos before this chapter ends?

>>84361666
pft, whatever you say satan

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RIP

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RIP BEST WAIFUS

>>84363966
Trisssh ain't dead. I don't currently feel empty inside.

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>>84362853
>they all go to hell
>they meet up with tubby and ball

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You know, I think I know why they blew it up too. For whatever reason Pasqualo forgot that not only do people make turtlenecks but that the Space Rhinos probably know this too. Teleporting the turtlenecks away didn't do shit.

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Ally and aurora are cute.
CUTE

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>>84364969
Trisssh a cute! A CUTE!

>>84357770
>as a wise hulk once said "it's cloberin' time"

Muh sides

>>84360851
This is my single most favorite line reading in all of Simpsons b.t.w.

Well at least the rides over

now we have to go to hell and rescue everyone doom style

>>84366842
Has a Hulk ever said that?
No really, in the decades of comics, there has to have been at least one moment when a hulk said that.

>>84367255
I was about to explain the joke to you but I realized you might have a good point, actually.

They have to have made that joke in the comics at least once.

>>84367255
wasn't there an orange hulk made out of bricks or something?

>>84357310
Some silly video about some dudes wielding dubstep guns I think.

>>84342617
It's steakums reheated and covered in shitty cheese sauce on a soggy bun.

>>84367470
fite me faget

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>>84364560
Is that what he actually says in the strip? It's been so long...

>>84359743
Yeah, we got the old kind 3 or 4 years ago, the famous 70% water/30% soda machines. Now the only way to have a pure drink in a fast-food is asking for an orange juice.