Homestuck and Sburb

Well, let me get my d20 out...

>>84286981
rose plays the rain

Will davekat shippers ever stop putting their shit fucking everywhere

More interactive flash shit with things that actually changed the story
i.e. if John put things in the mailboxes for X% of readers, Thing would happen, wheras if he didn't, it wouldn't.

>>84287129
Are we looking at the same thread? That's a picture of Rose

>>84287129
will davekat haters ever stop shitting threads up with absolutely no provocation?

>>84286981
troll session and human sessions stay seperate until the humans manage to defeat jack

make lord english and condy the villains of the troll session

more focus on quests, less drama

the kids and trolls only meet up near the end, although they can correspond through messages up until then

no dream bubbles

>>84287129
No.
I'm starting to see a bunch of shit where Jade is their godmother or surrogate shit. It's stupid.

>>84286981
MORE DENIZEN STUFF GODDAMMIT

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>>84287214
Make denizens something other than snakes with sun faces

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>>84286981
I actually liked the way it was presented, how we got to see bits and pieces from 5 different sessions (Main Kids, Alternia, Beforus, Alt Kids, Caliborn). The main cast could have used more attention (as opposed to all the characters Hussie introduced way too late in the game to matter) but I actually think, despite a very real drop in quality, things were going fine right up until the retcon.

>tfw no harem fics ever

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oh hi it me michael bobobowman ask me about my buttockjs

Do any of you ship internationally regularly, by chance? I'm currently looking at cost to ship and it's looking like up to $10 in the US, and >$75 literally anywhere else in the world (excluding Canada). Am I just looking in the wrong places?

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>>84287286
There are at least a few. Before it got taken down there was Karkata Hari (non Sgrub Edition) where he was inducted into Condy's harem as a fuckslave. There was also the one where Feferi kept all her troll friends as fucktoys. Then there was one on the kink meme about warlord Karkat keeping a bunch of pale sluts to calm him down when he got upset.

>>84287358
I don't think that's the kind of shipping we do here, friend

>>84287358
is this 3d printer anon

>>84287399
Am I really gonna have to commision a John centric harem fic
smhtbqh

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>>84287460
>paying money for fanfiction

just write it yourself famulimus

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>>84287358
Talk to the purrfessional.

>>84287520
But anon
I'm to intoxicated to write

>>84287430
wanna pet the puppy

>>84287565
why is everyone in these threads so drunk all the time

>>84287565
Drunkenness has no effect on writing ability. Hussie was sober while writing Act 6, as evidenced by his inability to understand alcohol and alcoholism, and look at how that turned out.

>>84287614
What exactly did he get wrong?

>>84287606
to forget

h3h...noth1ng p3rson3l k1d
-k1lls u w1th r4d sk4t1ng sk1llz-

>>84287710
Liveblogger was complaining about it a while back, the part in Vriskagram where Vriska gets Rose to stop drinking by bullying her is the opposite of how it works in real life

>>84288002
I know that. But was there anything else? I thought you were referring to Roxy.

Aradia's rumble spheres!

>>84288002
I'm not saying it's good writing but that's obviously not the whole story. If you read the Rose/Roxy conversation it turns out that was the catalyst for Kanaya to help Rose get over her drinking.

>>84287710
Seaking as an accomplished druinker myswlf
You cant just bully someone into not being an alcoholic,
It doesnt work that way. If someoen is at that level where its a problem then they are either dependent on it or have convienced themselves they need to be depended on it.
Being an ass and knocking drinks out of their hands just makes them better at hiding when they do drink among lots of other bullshit
Giod fuck vriska and fuck hussies for making that cunt do that shit

do you think hussie is one of those people that think you hallucinate when you smoke weed

>>84288185
>hiding
>from vriska

>>84288185
I know. I just mentioned that I know. Don't go on a soapbox about it. I just asked for any other example.

>>84288213
hussie seems to have a pretty low opinion of weed in general so probably not

>>84288171
Which we saw none of, just being told things happened isn't sufficient story telling and is one of the biggest complaints about the retcon given how vastly different some of the characters act after their unseen journey.

hussie drinks coffee and beer but he does not smoke

karkat is the kind of guy who sits when he pees

>>84288431
Hussie is probably an adderall popper

>>84288512
he said that one of his vices is sleeping too much so I doubt it

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>>84288431
Come on, I KNOW he's the one that almost burnt his house down. Byron is too pure.

>>84288564
>Surprise 0.97363
is there a story behind this or

>>84288578
nope
in byron's last podcast he said that he was the one with a smoking addiction

>>84288600
BYRON HOW COULD YOU

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BETTER HUSSIE BROTHER

ANDREW IS SUPPOSED TO GO BANKRUPT FROM HIVESWAP AND LIVE IN A BOX WHILE YOU MAKE MAD BANK OFF BARTY ANDERSON: THE MOVIE

>>84288294
why would that mean a probably not

>>84288650
for what it's worth he quit

>>84288650
Youre going too deep with shitposting my pal.

>>84288658
I presume he meant both a low and muted opinion, in so much as perceiving people who smoke weed as just sitting about, doing nothing whilst incredibly chilled out.

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>>84288596

>>84288736
>google this
>the top is from a russian textbook
now i'm even more confused

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>>84288738
John Rose is honestly so cute with some really good banter
i don't understand the hate

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>>84288813
>i don't understand the hate
It's straight

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>>84288813
homestuck stopped being about banter

>>84288813
its the first ship that people first saw in the comic, and people think its automatically bad

>>84288813
It's because it's boring and vanilla, the first male character and the first female character

At least Dersecest has some cachet

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>>84288804
it's from some english textbook for russia

>>84288813
Nervous investor bullshit and Rose being the comic's quintessential lesbian who don't need no man. It's fucking stupid, Rose and John had fantastic interactions throughout, particularly early on, that didn't rely on the lowest common denominator of main guy main girl automatic attraction.

>>84288858
>first male and first female is automatically boring
Downie logic.
>>84288891
>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>84288686
Yeah, that's cool I guess.

Byron won already since he's married, has a real job, no adventure game looming over his head, and seems fine with having only a dozen people lisyen to his podcasts instead of having a giant autistic fanbase. And you could probably shoot the shit with him about ALF on his podcast, since I think two fans got on it already.

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>>84288813

Straight, would supposedly break up a popular lesbian ship, and would unquestionably involve the dirtiest kink known to man: consensual sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation

Mostly dumb reasons. Not that I straight up ship it, of course, as you all probably know my headcanons in regards to John's love life by now. Still would be cute and doesn't deserve any hate.

8IG

>>84288891
>Rose being the comic's quintessential lesbian
no that's kanaya
there's no real reason to believe that rose isn't bi

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>>84288845
thats a pretty shallow reason tbqh
>>84288847
God it sucks how true that is
>tfw rose and john will never wingman for each other
>>84288858
look m8 you dont need to tell me that dersecest is objectively the best ship, john rose though is still really good
Fuck I mean Rose is propbablt closest to kanaya>dave>john>roxy>jade>everyone else by time the comic ends sadly
>>84288882
He looks kind of like tarantino
>>84288891
>>84288855
I'm glad we agree
>>84288975
Cute jade!

>>84288891
Rose and kanaya had funny interactions, but look how that turned out.

Whether it was John and Rose or Kanaya and Rose; it's the same shit, funny interactions which would inevitably be ruined by shit writing.

At least we got JohnRoxy as a consolation price, right lads?

>>84288980
>Downle logic.
it's literally hussie's justification for not pursuing it
stop being such a PLB :^)

>>84288993
There was a fantastic idea last thread involving a Lalonda mix up with sexy shenanigans that you may be interesting in making a note of, seemed your sort of scenario.

>>84288993
Oh God, what happened to Rose's neck in that picture? Is that a permanent side-effect of going Grimdark or something?

>>84289030
No.
>>84289037
No. X2.

>>84289008
I'd argue Rose is considered to have that role by a larger majority just through main girl reasons amusingly enough. It's not enough to be the outright lesbian, you have the be the outright lesbian main character to be important in the eyes of the rabid masses.

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>>84289030
>better girl
>consolation

>>84289086
>shit opinions
>in greentext

>>84289030
Not really. John and Roxy didn't have even a fraction of the entertaining dialogue John and Rose did. And it came off a significantly less organic, it was less banter and fun and more "rogue teen babe" and "boyfriend material?"

>>84289030
I guess, they're very cute together but I'd have liked to have seen a bit more of a range of interactions to see how good their chemistry is. But that same sentiment extends to nearly every fucking character in the story so there's no real winning option.

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>>84289030
>>84289086

>whynotboth.jpg

>>84289038

Oh? Must have missed it...can you link me?

>>84289075
by the time andrew decided to make her gay she was no longer a main character

>>84289110
Did you stop reading Homestuck in 2011?

>>84289168
Did you read it at all? Johnroxy is shit. Roxy is a trash character.

>>84289135
Sure, it starts at >>84285515 and goes on in the replies. Thought the scenario was right up your alley, especially after the beach story.

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>the ring granting complete immortality had nothing to do with LE's identical complete immortality despite the fact the ring was given to his sister who could be possesed by him after she heard his name, and was in the presence of his minion
this is the most bullshit thing about the ending
there was a perfect reason but Hack decided not to give reasons for anything.

>>84289142
Christ you're right as fucking sad as that reality is to admit. But even still being one of the firm main characters introduced will always leave you as a staple character in the fandom.

>>84289193
So. You did. That's good to know.

>>84289135
ultimately the best choice, although sadly not canon

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>>84289111
This is sadly true
they didn't have anything as funny as John threatening to smack the horrorterrors out of roses convulsing orgasiming body
>>84289239
Was there any reason given why those 2 specific rings were suddenly imporatent?
Like was their an in-game sburb reason why they existed or were they just bullshit paradox space mcguffins?

>>84289258
Ebin meme.

>>84289298
>Like was their an in-game sburb reason why they existed or were they just bullshit paradox space mcguffins?
they exist because they were supposed to exist
same as way too many other mcguffins

>>84289111
JohnRoxy would have been much better if given some more space to develop. It literally came at the last quarter of the story, but some of what we got was pretty cute. I'm not gonna call it better than JohnRose, but it's certainly different.

Reminder that the Pope and FUCKING GOD are Undertale fans and Hussie's only remaining fans are Tipsy and ipgd.

will hiveswap take place on some bullshit universe c version of alternia? one of the only revealed things about hiveswap is the portal looks sort of cheruby which makes me think it relates to calliope being alive

i mean obviously the game will never be finished so we won't know but still

>>84289298
Aranea was the main source of info on them and from what I recall she states there isn't an in-session connection with the rings, like there is with the white/black royal rings. They just exist for whatever reason.

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>hating a character introduced after you stopped reading

How are you supposed to know if you even hate them or not? It defies all logic.

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>>84289198
>>84289298

It's a cute idea, though I'd probably go with the Lalondes doing it as a sort of prank and seeing how far they could take it before either John or Kanaya caught on rather than ignorance ruling the day. I'll try to remember it for later, but I've already got a couple smutfics lined up and in planning at the moment.

>>84289291

Dunno what you're talking about, John impregnating both Lalondes is canon as far as I'm concerned.

>>84289367
>tipsy
Tipsy's old news, icels is the new fujoshit to hate

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Best possible outcome

>>84289394
Ah man I must admit I like the idea of competitive edge to the scenario given they're both very strong willed for different reasons; enough not to back down with some reasonably high stakes including the ever important pride, on top of a golden opportunity to 'experiment'.

>>84289387
>Literally making shit up to make your argument sound better.
Fuck off.

two questions

1)Does anyone here like Davepeta?
2)Does anyone here like Davepeta/Jade?

>>84289495
No, I like the individual parts that make up Davepeta though.
No.

>>84289494
Is this a touchy subject for you?

>>84289495
No
Especially fucking not. Nobody does, they just use it an excuse to sideline Jade and better justify Davekat.

>>84289495
no
no

>>84289558
I read all of Homestuck. Fuck off with that shit.

>>84289605
You seem defensive. Did I strike a nerve?

>>84289495
Fuck No
Also Fuck No
Davepeta is just another in a long line of instances where hussie explicitly spits in the face of his readers

>>84287238
This is overdesigned bullshit, though. The fact that we hardly saw denizens outside of special occasions and supplemental work (album/song covers) was good, and they worked better with symbol designs. Yaldabaoth is a great design.

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>>84289495
I do, at least on the second count. I'm more apathetic to the first. To me, Davepeta seems more Dave than Nepeta in their interactions, so Davepeta/Jade is like a revamped Davesprite/Jade, which is like a left-over Dave/Jade.

I can understand why people dislike both the character and the ship, though

>>84289649
Dude, just stop. I'm just not in a good mood.

>>84289701
Because your little secret is out? I'm so sorry.

>>84289735
Why are you continuing to be a cunt? God damn.

>>84289749
Why are you continuing to be a little pussy?

>>84289735
>>84289749
is this really what you two want to be doing with your evening

Guys
Stop fighting

>>84289759
Why does this make me a "little pussy"? I'm just not up for this kind of shitposting right now.

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can anyone tell me what kind of powers the rage and doom aspect would have?
say for instance a maid of rage and a witch of doom

Guys fuck JohnRose we just found the best ship

AnonWhoAccusesPeopleOfNotReadingTheComic/OverlyDefensiveAnonWhoCaresTooMuch otp

>>84289673
>This is overdesigned bullshit, though

Better than sun worm

>>84289822
Maid of Rage: Ensures that other people get angry through her actions
Witch of Doom: Can expand and contract the severity of bad things that happen to her

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>>84289765
>not attaching the callie oppee panel

>>84289495
i only actually have one ship but most all else is alright by me, this one would be cute

>>84289676
>Davepeta seems more Dave than Nepeta in their interactions

They seem like neither. They seem like an unfunny abomination.
Settling for a consolation prize like that is the reason the love of your life left you.

>>84289859
Has anyone translated the original text that callie wrote over?

>>84289086
Roxy is just off brand Rose diluted with Dave

>>84289495
God no. People who actually like Davepeta shouldn't read Homestuck.

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so kawaii

>>84289873
funny how davesprite went from being an interesting character in his own right to becoming what he most feared, a bargain bin dave to be used as a consolation prize

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>>84289825

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>>84289909
It hurts
>>84289905
Nice!
Are you done with AX? was it as bad as I've heard?

>>84289909
/r/ing a picture of a character shopping at Davemart, with there being a bunch of davepetas in the bargain bin section.

>>84289825
This makes me uncomfortable.

>>84289952
that's good, it's very in-character

>>84286981
I would've actually had the characters continue to make choices and alchemize things and do fun video-gamey shit instead of throwing twelve gray turds onto the wall to see which stick, hijacking the plot with "doomed timeline time travel tumor retcon" bullshit, and essentially turning the entire story into a shitty tween fantasy novel.

>>84289947
That seems great if you do a bunch of background detail.
>Davepeta bin says "Great for davekat shippers!"
>Sale on dead Daves
>One of those big shelves that always advertise new products with the words INTRODUCTING: DIRK on it

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>>84289859
>>84289765
excuse me, getting my references crossed
>not posting the SUMMERTEEN ROMANCE panel

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>>84289947
>Davemart
it's the Dave Depot you philistine

>>84289968
Fuck my life.

>>84289945
yup, all done
it was p good over all but there was some pretty shitty aspects though.
artist alley got moved to kentia hall which is actually a parking structure and they didnt have the AC on during set up and lied about having it on during day one
they finally turned it on after a few artists fainted and the emt's had to take them out
also some crazy stuff in general happened to the con but i never left my booth so i only heard stories. like one guy held up little tokyo with a katana until police subdued him

>>84290027
Dave depot was bought out by davemart. It's like shopping at Dave Buy or Daveslist now

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>>84290027
>Davesprite broke up with Jade because he wanted her to end up with a better Dave
Truly best character, did nothing wrong

>>84289973
one real killer of homestuck was the reusing of story beats, as if he ran out of ideas
the glitches ending a flash prematurely, going grimdark/bark, another twelve internet stereotypes etc

>>84290082
>Davepeta, as part Nepeta and part Davesprite, equally conspires to breakup Davekat and get Dave with Jade

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>>84290041
>like one guy held up little tokyo with a katana until police subdued him

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>>84290041
>like one guy held up little tokyo with a katana until police subdued him
God Bless

>>84290001
i didn't read paradox space ever
why is this a thing

>>84290041
>one guy held up little tokyo with a katana until police subdued him

The absolute madman

>>84290097
>not conspiring some sort of jade <3 davepeta <3< karkat three-way

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>>84290001
I made it better

>>84290160
davepeta could be the HEART of the polyamorous relationship that is dave/jade/karkat/nepeta

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Anyone feel like a little mpreg, /hsg/? I wrote some for you a while back but never bothered to post it here

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6986527/chapters/15920218

8uckle up

>>84290082
Davesprite is a literal cuck.

>>84290146
it's a bad screenplay written by karkat that dave is reviewing.

It's actually one of the better additions to the collective, and produced the closest thing to a true understanding of bucket filling we have (which had to be sensored later because apparently you can't spring body horror on the homestuck audience without bitching).

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>>84290160
Disgusting
Get some fucking taste or go back to rebbit

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>>84290217

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>>84290119
>that whole alternate universe with multiple fics about PM being repeatedly raped by Noir

>>84290160
>Davesprite, being Dave, is still monogamous
>Nepeta wants Karkat to herself
>Jade doesn't want Karkat romantically in any way

Nice try, but my scenario works better

>>84290222
wait really
what was censored?

>>84290217
Is it cucking if it's literally you, but another instance?

>>84290205
>Anyone feel like a little mpreg, /hsg/?

no

>>84290272
The panels about troll reproduction

At first they were blurred out, then Hussie realized that was lame as hell and at least put word clouds over them with Dave narrating.

>>84290278
Yes. Also, bird joke if you didn't get it.

>>84290278
>Said Dave to himself, as a version of him from the future pounded Jade, who barked in pleasure

>>84290324
>while davesprite has to watch because he has a ghost butt

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>>84289873
Meh, that's how it seemed to me. I've never been in love before, though. Maybe now I'll never have to

Unless you're talking about my 15-year-old cat. Y-You're not, right? The "love of your life" is talking about romantic shit, right??

>>84290324
What if
Alpha Dave/normal Jade

>>84290368
oh man that's awesome

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>>84290272

>>84290368
>people were actually triggered by this
Fucking christ

>>84290368
they also took off the makeup

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>>84290394
you mean jade before she was ruined by becoming a furry

WHERE IS MSPAF

>hella jeffs lipstick got removed because a single guy on twitter suggest it might maybe be transphobic

>>84290451
omegaupdate

>>84290451
*BURPS*

>>84290451
Gone, like tears in rain

>>84290402
Read it you fagomancer

>>84290205
are you going to continue it?

>>84290512
I did but not the uncensored version

>>84290467
This better be a ruse

>>84290446
No. Endgame Jade who fucks big adult celebrity Dave in front of tiny weeny Dave

>>84290488
DA no!

>>84290475
>>84290488
>>84290490
WHO DO I BELIEVE

>>84290530
You can literally click on a button on the site to show the uncensored version

>>84290535
its not
i don't have the screenshot saved though

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>>84290539
dA yes!

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>>84290368
>>84290272
>then at the mere sight of the enticing as hell bucket young tavros underwent a startling transformation
>his super horny head split open at the alien boner-seams and deployed his grody trembling billow throbber
>but that wasn't quite hot enough so his glistening libido furls uncoiled
>ok imagine seducing a huge brown banana and then the banana says yes please, it was like that
>it was then and there that everyone with half a brain knew the raunchy interstellar fucktimes were night
>shit just kept taking place with the increasingly alluring catastrophy once passing for his torso
>like these wobbly hoses were coming out of things and flopping around spraying heinous juice in every direction
>people were turned on at first but desu that didn't last long. nobody knew why they were even looking at this
>why are we being forced to see this they wondered. why would anyone be
>snap me off a piece of that action nepeta demanded lasciviously, not on my watch eridan countered, sizing up tavros' undulating one man circus of exotic meat surprises. people started losing track of whether they should be feeling turned on or disgusted when one of his pulsing butt-accordians made a squishing sound and removed any shadow of doubt. sweet bro and hella jeff suddenly felt a little giddyup in their onesies and decided they wanted in on the repugnant sexual fracas but as usual they struggled with basic motor functions and started bumping into things both of their fat asses simultaneously crushed gamzees sand castle, which unfortunately just threw a whole NOTER spicy meatball onto tavros nitrams heaping plate of erotic spaghetti, so naturally...

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>>84290222
>and produced the closest thing to a true understanding of bucket filling we have
>He doesn't realize it was a joke

>>84290679
that last paragraph is much, much worse than what was censored
i don't understand
i don't understand much about hussie's work tbqh

>>84290520
If I think of anything good to follow it up with.

>>84290451
Speaking of which, has HSG VN anon made any progress?

>>84290001
>Ripping off "phrasing" from Archer

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>>84290750
Yes

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oh, i did ask ipgd about hiveswap
she said
'things are happening.'
'im kind of like an intern at what pumpkin.'
and 'andrew kind of just tells me things about it but i dont know much'
this was like 4 days ago, so its a little fuzzy but thats the basic jist
theres your hiveswap update
you're welcome

>>84290857
oh no sorry, not the mainline VN anon, the other anon doing the thing with metastuck

jade is shit

>>84290875
I thought he was doing a walkaround with talksprites, not a VN

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>>84290871
at least piggy can't ruin something that was already going to be shit

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>>84290871
thanks

>>84290871
why didn't you ask her about what the FUCK hussie was thinking with that ending

>>84290903
yes that thing, I'm a dumb retard who gets things confused easily

>>84290875
>jade is shit
You don't deserve any VNs

>>84290871
'things are happening'
Gee fucking whiz, thanks, we're forever in your service.

>>84290906
have u read ochinchin? she got voices better than hussie did by the end, not that that's saying much

>>84290871
"I'm not dating hussie"

>>84290871
>andrew kind of just tells me things about it but i dont know much
I think this is code for "I know stuff but I can't say anything about it"

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>>84290716
>He doesn't realize it was a joke
>they don't recognize an ironic statement

>>84290871
Who cares about that what about the FUCKING EPILOGUE

>>84290716
>karkat says dave's not that far off

>>84290948
>voices
At the end they didn't even have the voices, they weren't even the same characters

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>>84290946

>>84290939
can I at least deserve a chubby weeb girl with twintails and poor taste in webcomics

>>84289495
No
No

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>>84291026
Nope. For your crimes you must instead work in the Jade mines, mining Jade for your superiors.

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is this ship actually good

Kanaya!

Candyred stuff is dripping out of your mouth!

>>84290857
>wanna get high and yiff

>>84291114
Well, do you?

>>84291124
Your place or mine?

>>84291089
They had one conversation over the whole of the comic
Fuck no

>>84291080
>crimes
the only crime here is your SHIT TASTE

>>84291124
Always and only, I can't fucking take it

>>84291114
He gets her high first because otherwise he knows that he'd be there for weeks. Jade's insatiable when aware.

Can someone post that gif of futanaya cumming herself and then looking all sad after

>>84291089
Yes, it is.

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>>84291099
I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About
This Is Blood I Swear
Rails Are Not For Pailing

Can someone post the "John, do the thing" comic?

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>>84291089
I guess? They barely interact and when they do it's fun and rather cute, but John is clearly very creeped out by her and doesn't know how to handle her rather odd personality.

Aradia works best responding to some other character, usually a more serious character to play off of her oddities yet surprising capabilities. Similar to John in some respect, in that John also works best when reacting or responding to someone else leading the narrative at the time but can offer a surprisingly capable response. He doesn't work all that well at leading a conversation when it doesn't involve a positive pep talk. Generally two characters like that together don't mesh as well as they could, and I feel that's the big issue with the two in any form of romantic setting.

>>84291229
This art is hideous.

>>84291229
is that tony hawk

>>84291251
It's not really, they just are ugly.

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>>84290041
Shit, glad I didn't go on Friday then. And now I'm really glad my friends and I didn't eat at Little Tokyo either. Traffic and finding parking would have been even more hellish than it usually is, although that scenario sounds freakin hilarious. Hope no one got seriously hurt, though, on both counts

>>84290027
Resolving Davesprite's arc was one of the only things I wanted. Instead he addressed none of his problems it was just magically all solved by merging with the worst character whose own problems were equally magically ignored by the fake solution.

>>84291229
Poor dave, did so much snu snu he lost weight

>people think creator gods would be uggos like them
Hah

>>84290446
She was always a furry

>>84290442
why?

>>84291263
It's a shitty style too.

/r/ing black rose with oreo spots

>>84290823
Kanaya said it though. While we know Archer never existed on Beta Earth (since it was destroyed months before the pilot aired), it's entirely reasonable there was a Troll Archer TV show.

>>84291285
>he thinks the trolls are attractive

He speaking of useless shits, why was there only one meenah ghost but hundreds of other alpha trolls?

>>84291327
i dont even think its ripoff joke but that is the shittiest reason to justify taking a joke from something else

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>>84291336
>trolls are creator gods
They wish. They're peasants that got lucky that such Adonises and Aphrodites would take even a passing interest in their pathetic existences.

>>84291336
>why was there only one meenah ghost
The rest of them survived much like Gamzee

>>84290727
TW: Sandcastle destruction

RAVIOLI
RAVIOLI
TAKE MY 8ULGERONI

>>84291427
But gamzee died
we saw it happen

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>>84291435
Keep it up, 8ulgeposter

I know I'm not the only one who missed you

Does Hussie have a femdom fetish? He really loves to make all the guys weinies so his girls can look like bullies and authority figures by comparison.

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I've been experimenting with rendering a base image to work on top of for that dyson sphere solo session land, and after a couple of on-and-off trying, this is what I have.

There's plenty more features to add, including more "moons" on rails like the sun, various stuff on the arms and core, and then a load of detail and colouring in the drawing part (it's not coloured at all right now obviously).

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>>84291472
Yup

>>84291227
The main argument I've heard for it is that they're both the only two pre-retcon characters who have been isolated from their friends so much and would find solace in each other or something

>>84291472
are all numales femdom fetishists

>>84291444
>the rest of them

>>84291509
jesus fuuuuuuuck

>>84291513
Well doesn't Roxy do that more readily? And Aradia seemed fine both with interacting with the dreambubble ghosts of her friends and being left to her won devices.

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>>84291025
where is the DOG DICK

>>84291561
>gamzee never ever died
>except the time he did

>millions of useless ghost version of those trolls
>only one of meenah because she lived forever in billions of null session

So hussie fucked up then?

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>>84291509
What game's it supposed to represent? One of those maze-balls?

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just how many fetishes DOES hussie have

>>84291621
do you take commissions loki?

>>84291626
Wasn't there also only one aranea?

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>>84291653
for the style i just posted?

>>84291649
As many testicles he has.

>>84291649
He has a fertility fetish which can obviously be seen in the entirety of homestuck's undertones

>>84291629
Not a clue to be honest. It was described as a maze of halls and stuff, but also with the pun "Mike Tyson sphere" with "boxing ogres" and "ringlords", so who knows for sure?

Either way the concept is rad as fuck so I wanted to make it happen.

>>84291700
sure, its nsfw

>>84291657
Who despite causing Game Over was literally never mentioned ever again post retcon despite Meenah only dating (vriska) because aranea fucked things up?
That one?
Yeah, thats another thing that was pretty fucking annoying

>>84291712
>He has a fertility fetish

Don't we all

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>>84291759
Honestly she was one of my favorite characters, even after the GO shit. Still fucking bitter that Hussie dropped her like a hot potato once she dropped all that sweet exposition.

>>84291649
Hussie has all of the fetishes. All of them.

>>84291711
>4 testicles
Is he gappy?

>>84291776
hell yeah dude

>>84291814
Yes.

>>84291708
Hot dog

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gonna do a couple shitty sketches before bed, any character requests?

>>84291723
i've never tried nsfw with lineless art (it might be better w/ a different style). it'd depend on what you wanted drawn

>>84286981

It wouldn't matter how I handled Sburb. Sburb itself will ensure that the 'primary' me existed to make the choices it wanted me to make to ensure it's survival.

Every time I made the wrong choice I'd be doomed. That's how Sburb works.

>>84291849
>any character requests?


Jade in a wedding dress

>>84291849
Terezi!

>>84291849
Rose shotgunning with Dave

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>>84291849
Flarp outfit Nep would be appreciated.

>>84291849
Rose and Jade clothes swap
Dave with an awkward boner in the coner

>>84291849
Pounce de Leon in fancy lingerie

>>84291801
Just another mistake, what was the point of making her so vital to some characters development, like Jake or terezi just to have her literally be wiped off the face of existence after game over?
Not ever like a bitter or begrudging good luck or fucking anything at all

>>84291849
Oh! Did you ever do jade for the snapchat set?
Or John showing off the goods?

>>84291906
Well there's a request I thought I'd never see.

>>84291849
Thick as fuck Ms Paint.

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>>84291918
>Oh! Did you ever do jade for the snapchat set?

>>84291849
For the commission; Dave in a wedding Dress getting pegged by Rose, also in a wedding dress while roxy (naked) takes pictures

>>84291849
alt calliope playing with herself

>>84291960
>that trail
Nice

>>84291918
For a comic that is supposedly about camaraderie and friendship and forgiveness and shit, they sure do a good job of completely dicking over Aranea

>>84291849
Terezi doing something funny for the vine

>>84291995
seconded, girls with happy trails are a wonderful rarity and must be protected at all costs

>when she's wearing a tanktop and low-cut pants and it's just peeking out into the space under her navel

>>84291960
>all that radiation from green sun energy left jade retarded

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>>84292003
>For a comic that is supposedly about camaraderie and friendship and forgiveness and shit, they sure do a good job dicking Aranea

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>>84291849
Something erotic where rose has her hood down

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>>84291972

>>84291849
Roxy x Liveblogger x Me threesome

I was pretty sad we didn't see Aranea after Game Over. Eridan gets a quasi-redemption in Remem8er, Bec Noir, the main villain of the comic isn't even defeated by any of the main cast and doesn't die, yet Aranea gets shit on because she tried to save reality and broke a few eggs along the way.

>>84291849
Karkat<>Kanaya

>>84291972
that's really complicated even though it sounds fun. i could try sketching it for you first, but i don't want to commit to a full commission b/c i don't feel confident about nsfw group stuff

>>84291918
nah i didn't, i'm kind of burnt out for the snapchats

>>84292061
what about NSFW non-group stuff
like
>>84291960
this jade but with her panties down

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>>84292044
You got a problem with how I spend my money Europoor?
Are you frightened with the amount of Freedom I can express with my hard earned capitalist funbux?

>>84292049
Pathetic.

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>>84292025
>that spoiler
Hnnnng
>>84292061
i feel yeah, I love the ones you did though, the Dave one is top fucking notch!

>>84292061
I understand, I was going to hit up either you or angel so its all good

>>84292078
Would you like to join and make it a foursome?

>>84292157
>not just doing a 53 person orgy with the rest of the people still going to these threads

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>>84292058
Oh hey, I actually had a small thing from a sketch page. It was supposed to be karkat helping kanaya set up stuff for the matriorb duties

>>84292071
i'm not sure, most of the nsfw shit i've tried doing in the last two weeks has just looked crappy

>>84292156
Yea I was going to suggest angel, but I think she's pretty busy with con season right now

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>>84292111
that it is

>>84292172
>most of the nsfw shit i've tried doing in the last two weeks has just looked crappy

All the more reason to practice

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>>84290368
>>84290679
my sides

>>84292156
i have absolutely no time :c

>>84292172
>i'm not sure, most of the nsfw shit i've tried doing in the last two weeks has just looked crappy
TBQH that Dave in the cat lingerie was top fucking notch and don't you dare think otherwise

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>>84292195
that's true, i'd feel shitty if someone commissioned me to practice tho

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>>84292202
fuggg

>>84292234
Which is just another reason
You always gotta focus on the areas where you have issues

>>84291509
yo, this is cool as shit.

>>84292172
>karkat helping kanaya set up stuff for the matriorb duties

Oh neat

And is this before or after he rubs her with lotion and holds her hand while the mother grub pumps her full of eggs?

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>>84292261
I'm starting to get the feeling you guys just want some lewd shit

Alright, i've procrastinated long enough, gonna go sketch

>>84291708
tan jade is best jade NA

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>>84291509
>dyson sphere session

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>>84292286
>holds her hand while the mother grub pumps her full of eggs?

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>>84292299
true

>>84292317
Yeah, haven't you read Mothers to All Their Tribe?

So who here is fuckin' pumped for the Drone Season 2016 fanfics to go live on Saturday? Can't wait for the influx of quality shit to read now that the main story's done.

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Papers works for wp doesn't she?

>>84292407
ye

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>>84292407
Yeah.

>>84292349
>Roxy will never act like a cool older sister and teach Nepeta how to be cool
Sad times.

I WAS RAPED

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>>84292399
Fuck I should have actually tried to get in that

Granted I'm shit at writing anything that doesn't just pop into my head apropos of nothing, but it would have been nice to forge some friendships in the homestuck smut community before the whole thing just... sort of fades away

>>84292407
>another rapper
wow hussie so original aren't we