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>>84217585
mfw my baseless theories get debunked

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>when you look at Karkat fanart and everything is filled with Davekat

The Peixes got shafted along with everyone else. In the end, the only female character death with weight and consequence was Snowman, and that was during Cascade for fuck's sake.

So why were there only ghosts of the kids and trolls? Shouldn't there be the ghosts of everyone who ever played the game?

>>84217812
feferi only asked for the dream bubbles for the kids and trolls

>>84217812
Logically there is but it was explained in comic that circumstances of paradox space could lead to you NEVER interacting with them because of how dream bubbles work. It was one of those "lucky" circumstances in which only people relevant to the beta kids and trolls were ever converged upon by the story.

>>84217855
thats wrong though

>>84217829
>>84217855
So am I just retarded? I've had to have read the comic at least three times at this point, and there's still a lot of shit I don't understand. I miss recaps.

>>84217829
why would there be a calliope ghost then

>>84217721
>Character built up around needed to hide his mutant blood color
>is drawn with blood colored blushing and tears as if this wouldn't immediately signal him out
I have never understood this

>>84217888
she wasnt in a dream bubble, and she made her pocket herself it wasnt made by horrorterrors

>>84217882
Aranea explained it in her exposition to explain to Terezi why she may never meet Vriska's ghost. How you only met who the horrorterrors WANTED you to meet.

>>84217912
He could probably pass it off as being the same colour blood as Aradia if he was trying really hard. Although don't forget early on Karkat was always just angry, it was only upon entering the medium he began to open up about his blood colour so I doubt he cared about hiding anything that would give it away then.

>>84217912
There wasn't much video chat, and I don't think he ever cried while anyone was watching.

>>84217917
She literally told Roxy that they were in a dream bubble and they later appear inside a dream bubble of Echidna's lair.

>>84217991
o

my bad

>>84217926
>horrorterrors having character agency, motivations and goals

boy it sure would have been good if that shit went anywhere or did anything at all

>>84217982
He cried in public when Sollux died a second time to move the meteor.

Jade and Dave's honeymoon

>>84217926
ultimately that's just a convenience thing for the sake of writing, same as "skaia's will" or the vagueness of classpects
>>84217917
was this ever specifically stated? i don't remember that at all

>>84218027
At that point his blood colour was known, Terezi made a point of talking about his cherry red blood way before then.

>>84218027
That's post-Alternia, there are no drones to cull muties, and his friends never really gave a shit about castes.

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>>84218031
>jade in a wedding dress

>>84217812
>>84217829
>>84217855
>>84217882
There were other races present in the dreambubbles. Aranea mentioned talking to them offscreen in some of her exposition. I think it was the part about cherubs.

>>84218015
im pretty sure that horrorterrors motivations are supposed to be unknowable. its like fuckin essential to the trope. if you tried to understand their goals your brain is supposed to melt

>>84218031
Jade getting pregnant almost immediately

On the previous thread someone mentioned that this:

[[Hey, wanna do a taboo RP featuring dub/con or non/con in which either Jane using the tiaratop or a Serket or Condesce using mind control forces Dirk, who is gay, to become obsessed with the idea of pussy and fucking a girl even though he's always been into guys only. Would especially love if he has internal conflict over how arousing the thought becomes to him and trying to fight it off. Join and we can discuss it more.))]]

Was on a roleplay website, would anyone happen to know which one? Please and thanks.

So I've been thinking about Grimdark Rose, and Rose's magic in general. We've had a debate a few times about exactly where her powers came from. At first it seemed like Rose started learned magic as a result of the Thorns she alchemized, but later on Doc Scratch implied (although did not state outright) that Rose had been magical all along. People also start to talk about aspect inversion, with Rose's light inverting into void.

The thing is, Rose taught Casey magic, including some rather strong necromancy. Doesn't this imply that magic must exist as a power-set separate from that which Sburb grants its players? If the magic was just a manifestation of Rose's personal powers than how could she pass that on to Casey?

>>84218148
the original post mentioned cherubplay
so that

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w-what did Tavros do...

>>84218097
They don't want to die. That's pretty knowable.

>>84218151
duh she passed it on by magic

>>84218119
>implying she wasn't several months pregnant before the wedding, which is why it was happening in the first place

>>84218151
>Doc Scratch implied (although did not state outright)

This should tell you something.

>>84218151
The crook of frailty was clearly a magical object akin to a juju. Like how the goggles Jade made allowed her to see the entire session or how the ring of life can bring ghosts back. It's one of those items of unexplained origin really, I don't think the magic came from somewhere specifically.

>>84218178
Also they want to destroy reality. That's basically why Sburb is the way it is.

>>84218235
where is this stated

>>84218160
thank you cause I'm totally fucking blind

>>84217912
It actually makes for an interesting aspect of his character when you think about it, and helps to explain just why he's so angry. If liquids like tears or just blushing share the same colour as the troll's blood then Karkat would have had to have learnt how to suppress feelings like intense sadness or joy should he slip up and be found out.

It plays in to his whole insecurity thing, he can't be fully open about his feelings with people as he's learnt to suppress his feelings and ensure he covers them up with bouts of anger. So much so that's just become a part of him or was reinforced by said necessity if he was naturally like that.

>>84218258
It makes sense at least, given that the Horroterrors are the oracles for Derse dreamers

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my theory
GAME THEORY
is simply, Hussie was tired of homestuck. After all the shit he's had to wade through since 2012 he's been ready to drop this comic for a while now. It's pretty easy to see his fans care way more about the comic then he does. He could have spent more time to finish the comic but decided to try and connect whatever was left with the ending that was already finished. I mean, it sucks a lot how it ended but (hopefully) he decided to end it for now and focus all his time on other projects like Hiveswap. I can't really blame him for getting super burnt out on homestuck. I'm sure the same would have happened t ome.

I feel like when he eventually does do an epilogue he's going to have a much more conclusive and satisfying ending for HS. It will most likely be a while before he does any kind of epilogue though. I hope not too long.

>>84218357
theyre just 'out there', thats all. they arent playing the game and none of their actions get in the way of any session succeeding in canon. in fact, theyre vital to the success of the alpha session even if their goal seems to be self-preservation

>>84218200
Dave ruining his life with a shotgun wedding

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track ideas for canwc vol 2?

>>84218580
all tracks ever written for homestuck played very quickly one after the other
dramatic reading of davepetas conversation with jasprose
vriskas theme played at half speed with someone rapping her most aggravating lines over the top

>>84218461
It was stated in the post-Act 5 exposition that the whole game was a contest between Skaia and the Horrorterrors for the right to create a new universe. Prospit and Derse are their proxies in the game.

>>84218659
link me to this

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>>84218659
man no wonder he didn't draw the end of homestuck, his art really has gone to shit

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>>84218706
Sorry, didn't mean to reply to that

>>84218580
"toby 'don\'t call me radiation' fox worked on my comic, that's gotta be something right"

the track is just Hopes and Dreams followed by Megalovania looped 3 times

>>84218174
i can't believe he did that with (no feet) and lube!!!

>>84218580
something for bg'ogubglog'ybulsprite

>>84218580
'geromy's theme': 10 seconds of silence

>>84218706
to be fair its a rare grinch

wasn't there a picture of john/karkat/vriska as star wars characters drawn by him in the last thread? it didn't look to bad

>>84218706
Like I really respected and liked the dudes work before the kickstarter ruined it all, but it just seems weird to know that he's just another memespouting dickhead nowadays.
I really can't see myself bother with anything else he makes without getting lots of second opinions on it

>>84218907
fortunately the Inner Circle is a second opinion generating machine

>>84218907
youll buy hiveswap like the rest of us

>>84218939
haha joke's on you most of us already bought it

>>84218964
is the joke, in fact, on me

>>84218907
He seems to me like a lot of older people on the internet in communities. A little slower on the "meme scene" than us cool kids.

Ironic pepes were pretty funny a few months ago but even thats kind of gone down a bit. It's like if he started doing datboi stuff.

>>84218545
Only davekat people think he'd be miserable with Jade

>>84218939
>implying that you wouldn't just torrent it

>>84218939
i have literally never given hussie money and i never will

i'll probably still pirate it

>>84218990
>Ironic pepes were pretty funny a few months ago
really, I thought their heyday was like a year ago even on places like tumblr

>>84218939
The fuck I will
>>84218964
>trusting kickstarter
>any year
>>84218990
Like its not even the pepe thing so much as the generic online meme thing, the dude seemed clever and witty enough to not fall for lowest common denominator shit like that.

>>84218990
ironic pepes are very solidly dead at this point and thats why hes doing them. if he did datboi he would be late. pepe is beyond late. he is revelling in the waterfall of painful cringe

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>That's it...That's Act 7
>THAT WAS JUST A BIG CHEAP FLASH ANIMATION

In all honesty that thing was beautiful but fuck man it shows that Hussie never planned out jack shit

>>84219189
It shows that he did plan out shit, but he planned it way too far back and didn't adjust his plans when the story evolved.

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>>84218174
nOW THE RING IS MINE, eGBERT,

>>84218939
Speak for yourself, im not even pirating it.

>>84219189
but according to him he storyboard act 7 like 4 years ago

.....right around when hiveswap got announced

yep he never gave a fuck

>>84219222
also he didn't focus test his finale to see how people would react to four minutes of a tadpole flying around

>>84219288
It kills me that Arenea was front and center for the kickstarter ad and then subsequently was completely removed from the story

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>>84218706
Lmao

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Will Hussie ever get his freedom from this comic?l

>>84219255
anyone who posts in these threads who says they wont play hiveswap is either lying or in denial

>>84219340
t. WP employee

watch act 7 at double speed, it has better pacing and smoother animation

>>84219394
Is it any less disappointing?

>>84219407
the disappointing parts are shorter

>>84219340
Jokes on you I'm just going to watch an LP

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i'm only going to play hiveswap for my QUEEN

if her dialogue somehow manages to be shit (how could memes go wrong??) then i'll pass on the rest of the episodes

>>84219100
Hell, Hussie seems like exactly the kind of guy who would go on long, overly verbose tirades lambasting memes like that. You could see him channeling himself into a character like Rose and ranting about how stupid memes are.

>>84219416
thats why this is the best way to enjoy homestuck
https://youtu.be/r3096sR_QL0

>>84218062
Jade seems like the kind of girl who looks amazing with a bit of makeup

>>84219443
maybe someone from the thread will stream their playthrough

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>>84218881

>>84219495
you cant mascara those teeth away

>>84219519
It gives her a sort of cute look on top of it

>>84219513
Man taking a second look at it now i dont know.....maybe its cause its not colored.

when was the last time hussie actually drew shit?

>>84219519
that is literally what women used to do in feudal japan

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>ITT - Characters you find attractive even if you probably shouldn't

all the Captors are pretty hot actually

>>84219571
every single female homestuck character

>>84219340
This.

You're posting in a Homestuck thread more than two months after the comic ended. You're in deep. We all are.

>>84219644
Homestuck ≠ Hiveswap

>>84219644
hiveswap isn't homestuck

>>84219683
>>84219691
Yeah the Homestuck Adventure Game definitely isn't Homestuck that would be silly.

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>>84219644
>tfw i read homesuck 2 years ago and thought i wasnt gonna be discussing it
>tfw 2 years later i start writing my own SBURB adventure for the hell of it
>tfw im probably gonna buy hiveswap

someone save me

>>84219683
>>84219691
seein some tasty denial right here mm-MMM

>>84219771
this is literally true though

>>84219796
post your adventure fag

expecting everyone in this thread to buy hiveswap is like expecting everyone in this thread to buy the pxs books

>>84219796
andrew himself is saving you from buying hiveswap by kindly not releasing it

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>>84219771
Well its a good thing all those homestuck characters I care about will be in it
And that game sburb is gonna be featured as well, I can't wait to see Jury and Jode go God tier!
Good thing the writer of homestuck is also writing hiveswap and that Homestuck's very specific artistic feel will carry over as well
Truly the game I wanted

>>84219796
It's too late. You have already sold your soul to the horse-obsessed hack. Best you simply accept it.

>>84219796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmetfp5ejPw

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>>84219796
>Welcome to the club pal

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>>84219571
All the Zahhaks but especially Equius.

>>84219852
don't say it like that
it hurts too much

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>>84219879
I miss karkat o' malley

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How certain Homestuck characters would react to being caught splitroasted.

>Beta Kids
JOHN: um. it's not gay if they're girls right?
ROSE: Yes? Can I help you?
DAVE: *is bawling*
JADE: GET IN OR GET OUT!!!

>Alpha kids
JANE: *is taking it up the ass specifically *
DIRK: *no reaction*
ROXY: sup lol
JAKE: *is bawling*

>Alternian trolls
KARKAT: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
ARADIA: hi anon
TAVROS: *muffled screaming*
SOLLUX: get 0ut.
NEPETA: :oo < *nepeta takes the barbed cock out of her mouth and blows you a kiss!*
KANAYA: Hello Anon These Nice Ladies Are Just
Helping Me Out
I Hope I Am Not Too Loud
TEREZI: G3T 1N L1N3
VRISKA: M8RE!!!!!!!!
EQUIUS: *Blood is coming out of Equius's orifices, but it's not his.*
GAMZEE: *honks at every thrust*
ERIDAN: wwhat the fuck anon cant you see im busy
wwait no dont go
FEFERI: *slides an enormous cock out of her mouth* I LOV------------E )(UMAN COCK!!!

>Beforus Trolls
KANKRI: RAAAAAAAAmmmmmmf~ <3
DAMARA: *she is tied up and focused, surrounding the walls are empty husks of what were once men*
RUFIOH: *faint geeking out plays in the distance*
MITUNA: G37 0U7 G37 0U7 G37 0U7 R33333333333333333
MEULIN: *mimes hentai gif*
PORRIM: *pulls the cock out of her mouth and waves it towards you* Did yo+u want so+me?
LATULA: *it's mitunas turn to be on top now*
ARANEA: *is being culturally enriched by meenah and condy*
HORUSS: *is smiling at you*
KURLOZ: *internal screaming*
MEENAH: *is culturally enriching aranea with condy*

>Cherubs
CALIBORN: IT IS STARTING TO HURT AND I WISH THEM TO STOP NOW. WHY AREN'T THEY STOPPING. STOP IT. I FEEL DIRTY.
CALLIOPE: Um anon coUld yoU not tell anybody? >u<

>>84219852
youre a unique case because youre late to the comic and have invested less in andrew hussie. also youre here because you feel like a celebrity and love the feeling that a large number of people cared about you for a while whereas were here because we are actually that obsessed with homestuck

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>>84219926
>someone actually took the time to write this all out

>>84219883
Don't worry senpai at least we'll see trolls and more troll culture!

>>84219771
I'm more interested in Sburb than I am in Homestuck or its associates. If hive swap comes out and, god forbid, it's somehow good? Yeah, i'll probably get it, but I'm not really under any obligation to do so, nor will it be a compulsive buy.

>>84219926
You forgot Cronus.

>>84219971
Even as someone who looks both sets of trolls, the Hiveswap characters don't seem entertaining at all. There's what? Grey Dave, ironic memester and bee chick?

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>>84219926
>oh boy another one of these super autistic posts

>KANAYA: Hello Anon These Nice Ladies Are Just
Helping Me Out

Literally Anything Said In Kanayas Quirk Becomes Funny

>>84219974
>Cronus
>getting any

>>84219974
Cronus doesn't get to have any

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So when do we make notifiers for CANW?

>>84219974
so did they

>>84219796
What is your SBURB adventure friendo

>>84220003
Which Thrives On This Like Double Buried Implication That The Real Cool Shit Is Founded On This Absurd Wanky Ideal About Masculinity Which If You Think About It Is One Dumb As Fuck Two The Male Adulation Of Masculinity To That Extent To Be Honest Is Pretty Fucking Gay Unto Itself And Three Was Always Some Totally Impossible Shit For Us To Live Up To Anyway

did it work

>>84220243
>kanaya saying "Pretty Fucking Gay"
yeah. still works

>>84219839
>>84220215
I havent actually written it down yet. im just coming up with ideas and putting them down on paper. it'll probably never see the light of day

>>84220243
its funnier when you hear it in the voice of the kanaya from CollabHQ

>>84220321
based

>>84220276
same here

worse than that my fanadventure is literally composed of dreams i have about a sburb session of some losers i don't even know. they happen every 2 days or so and repeat for a month until they change into another thing

So is TexTalks dead? He hasn't updated in almost a month.

>>84220357
You probably better off just writing the shit down. you dont gotta write a full fledged story but brainstorming it on paper will help.

>>84220357
i wish i had more homestuck dreams
all i get is the occasional aradia wife

>>84220414
I've had some wacky homestuck dreams. Favorite one involved homestuck-kart double dash.
Eri, Cronus, and I would dump garbage behind our kart (which was the spongebob burger car) to slow other drivers trying to win the ring of void for first place.

>>84220390
Maybe BKEW got him.

>>84220452
beautiful

>>84220003
One More Thing. If You Are Curious About Whether There Will Be Anything Resembling An Epilogue To This Ending Yes I Have Been Thinking About That For Some Time. It Will Take A While To Produce Though Whatever Specific Form It Ends Up Taking. Working On Collide Took Months And Came Right Down To The Wire. I Have Got More Time Now Though Obviously. But That Said I Am Not In A Huge Hurry At This Point. Keep An Eye Out Here For Developments. There Should Be Plenty Of Other News In Coming Months Too.

>>84220470
>punctuation
inmersion lost
it's shit

>>84220468
I had another dream where karkat did parkour.

I've had at least 5 Homestuck dreams I've written down.

Also one time had a dream terezi was giving me a blowey joey and tried to bite my dick off

>>84220494
I took out the apostrophes and commas, man
I left the full stops in because it's not in a pesterlog format

Jade making love on the moon

>>84220412
that's what i'm doing (for now)
considering these dreams started after act 7, it's safe to say i already wrote a lot of shit

>>84220509
>Also one time had a dream terezi was giving me a blowey joey and tried to bite my dick off
hot

You guys still... dream?

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>>84220521
People like you are the reason people write Aradia with proper syntax.
It's disgusting

>>84220558
Jade making love in Saturn's rings
Jade making love on the sun

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>>84220604
oh yeah well how about I fucking shatter your world, bro

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What did he mean by this?

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>Read a fanadventure
>see fat karkat
>lose my shit

holy shit its not often i see a non-ironic fat version of a character i only see alot of fat fanart of jade and vriska

>>84220733
whoops i mean *jane

>>84220733
>kanaya tinted green
>karkat tinted red
Everytime

>>84220716
when he posted that he was only 2 months into his year-long hiatus

>>84220715
>no ending punctuation
?

>>84220733
I think that's the one that says it's canon-friendly right? Yeah a lot of my friends and I flipped the fuck out when we saw that flash.

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>>84220810
and here it is... MY KILLING BLOW

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>>84220780
truly those were dark times

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this one is kind of interesting though
kanaya uses ellipses way more often than any other kind of punctuation
based on this it might be an affectation that she thought was useful and picked up from rose

>>84220003
It Is Starting To Feel Hostile In A Way That I Cant Stand Anymore Because I Fear For How People Will Treat Me And My Lesbian Gay Bisexual And Transexual Friends In Real Life And When People Bring Up Complaints About How You Cant Just Post Homophobic Stuff You Dont Get It Of Course A Bunch Of Straight Guys Think Its Just A Joke You Have No Idea In What Subtle Ways It Hurts Seeing Violence Against Us Joked About Like That When Its Still A Very Real Thing

>>84220839
xd

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>>84220963
It Just Works

sometimes i can see arabia when i close my eyes
her teeth ready to snap at me anytime...
help me hst

>>84221021
arabia isnt real. you are suffering from schizophrenia

>>84221047
no.....arabia isn't real?...haha this is a joke right
haha

>>84221092
it's just a joke, i found arabia right here:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Saudi+Arabia/@24.0005794,36.0827238,5z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x15e7b33fe7952a41:0x5960504bc21ab69b!8m2!3d23.885942!4d45.079162?hl=en

yes i know the URL ruins the joke

>>84221125
next time take a screenshot (with funny tabs) and spoiler it

just a little meme tip for you

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There is a universe where dirk got a walk around

>>84221202
But anon, I bet he's having so much fun walking around all those glitches

>>84221202
Walking off the top of a roof, hopefully.

>>84221202
what about Jane, Jake, and Roxy

http://polyglotplatypus.tumblr.com/post/146819744416/yes-hello-im-interrupting-your-daily-program-to

Guys, is Hussie okay? This honestly feels like a cry for help.

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>>84221338

>>84221338
we can't help him if he won't admit that he has a problem

>>84221298
What about Jade?

>>84221338
oh god, please, stop

>>84221414
when is the spinoff adventure starring Jade, Jane, Jake, and Feferi?

>>84221338
>http://polyglotplatypus.tumblr.com/post/146819744416/yes-hello-im-interrupting-your-daily-program-to
His face just says "end me."

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>>84221393
>http://polyglotplatypus.tumblr.com/post/146819744416/yes-hello-im-interrupting-your-daily-program-to

It is our DUTY TO SAVE THE FALLEN BASTARD

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sup

>>84221338
2.4 million dollars

>>84221338
wwanna see a dead body

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>>84221338

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Caliborn is definitely the "DELETE THIS" kid right?

Homestuck ending fucked me up. My life changed a ton in the time I was reading it and it was so important to me for a long time. The retcon just didn't seem right because it perceptually erased so much important shit. and I got bored of my Homestuck tumblr with 200 followers or some shit. And then it ended and I didn't really feel fulfilled but what could I do? It's over and it will never mean as much to me as it once did

Me and my GF at the time also made some Nudestuck but that was a different story altogether

>>84221338
His eyes look completely soulless

This is a dead man walking

>>84221697
>Me and my GF at the time also made some Nudestuck but that was a different story altogether
What characters?

i bet angel got cornered by hussie's inner circle and got beaten to death

it's always the smallest of the herd that gets taken down

>>84221726
John and Terezi primarily

>>84221730
We need to figure out who the next-smallest person in these threads are so we can set up a defense

>>84221767
I'm 5'0.5"
>>84221752
That sounds cute, link?

>>84220733
Its like finding that one good artist but all he draws involve a bad fetish

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>>84221806
>tfw line overrides dick

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pic related comes up to you
she has no job and is starving, desperate for money and food

what do you make her do?

>>84221876
Come home, get some food, and go job hunting.

>>84221876
bitch do i look like the salvation army. there are dozens of charities dedicated to food, blankets, shelter and jobseeker assistance. use your green mind shit and get your ass on the fortuitous path

>>84221876
force her to eat candycorn while i tell her they're wriggler horns

>>84221932
That's Light shit, stupid.

>>84221876
Let her stay in the guest room I guess
I just hope the government doesn't find out I'm harboring an alien

>>84221945
fortune can exist as a general concept independent of Light, numbnuts. its the proverbial good fortune not literally sburb power

>>84221876
be my gf

>>84221977
Holding hands......?

>>84221876
gC: 1 H4V3 NO MON3Y NO FOOD 4ND NO WH3R3 TO GO COULD YOU H3LP M3? 1LL DO 4NYTH1NG FOR YOU.....

me: ..............you made davekat a thing bitch

*slams door in her blind face*

>>84222012
yes

yes

>>84221752
Did you actually do the whole grey paint thing or was that photoshopped in?

>>84222079
Lewd.

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>>84221338
>Caliborn is going to be compared to Pepe in the epilogue somehow

>>84222138
>caliborn
>epilogue
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

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I need pictures
Pictures of Terezi's ass

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>>84222087
>>84222135
>>84222186
Good fanart.

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>>84222210

>>84222161
Stop posting that fucking picture for ants

>>84222258
im sorry... is there anything i can do to make it up for you

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>>84222242
I've never been one for the whole slob thing but this is pretty hot in a weird way

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>>84222210

>>84222258
indexer is that you

>>84221876
I make her eat all of the eggs

>>84222389
GG: delete this!!!

>>84221876
yeah sure go ah-- wait a minute... YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOT TUPAC!
>shows her the power of street education

in troll society it is perfectly acceptable for a girl troll to grab a boy troll's cock at any point

how does the comic change?

>>84222389
YESSSSS

http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Sage_Mage

R.I.P Sage Mage.

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>>84222517
the parallels

>>84222426
Maybe if you had focused more on Dave's needs he wouldn't sleep around as much

>>84222593
Did rose ever get to see a smuppet?
There were a few in Dave's Derse Room weren't there?

>>84222517
Vriska bullies Tavros sexually
She never cripples him because the fucc is actually good

>>84222565
Even Sage Mage's female form? The monsters.

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>>84222650
there were some sbahj editions i think

>>84222692
no...she killed kenny....

>>84222565
>>84222690
the page history is still there
sage mage lives on, hiding in the shadows

>>84218706
>>84218907
>>84218990
You guys are making quite a stretch just from this one image. It's an autograph, the person who asked for it probably told him to draw the damn meme frog.

>>84222856
did you miss his clothing

>>84222856
that just means we've got TWO obnoxious memers on our hands

Who is the best character and why is it Sage Mage?

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>>84222210
http://rule34stuck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=pyrope_booty

>>84222902
Fuck, Homestuck changed a lot over the years (mostly for the worse), but Sage Mage has been the one constant, the one character who truly represented Homestuck. They truly represented the epic, overarching plotlines, the witty dialogue and humor that characterized the comic, and the beautiful music -- who could forget Salvia Officinalis, possibly one of the best songs in the entire comic (thanks Bowman)? Honestly, a better question is: why wouldn't it be Sage Mage?

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>>84222935
Uh...

Honestly sburb isnt even that hard
>early shit is easy 1-2-3 step process (dont prototype stupid shit)
>build up manage resources dont be retarded
>grind
>make sure to keep your alt dreamself alive
>see denizen and do your land quest (easy as well)
>if you die during personal quest, no biggy
>just have your pals move your dreamself to sacrifical slab on your moon and die there 2 go god tier
>kill black king (should be easy with proper grinding and even easier with god tiers)
gg ez no re

How does anybody fuck this up?

>>84223005
>he doesn't know about namco high

>>84222605
Jade is literally the perfect wife though

>>84223005
no... i trusted him...he was my extra man

>>84223020
Teen drama. Sociopathic aliens. Bad dogs.

>>84223020
I don't think that your average SBurb player would know all of this beforehand.

>>84223036
That aint Rose

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>>84222978
>tfw no porn of sage mage

>>84223020
the thing is sburb only picks retarded kids with problems so it makes it difficult to achieve. Any adult could just play it right.

>>84223020
>no biggie if you die
if you die you're dead, your dreamself becomes independent
and if you go god tier you die

>>84223118
>Any adult could just play it right.
as we saw with how easily the guardians fucked constructs that werent jack up.

>Terezi is blind
>oh but not really "blind blind" she can hear touch and even taste color
>but her blindness is super important to her identity, honest!

>>84223111
No porn of their male form or female form?

>>84223020
What's understated is how much of a grind SBURB is. The trolls were basically speed runners, skipping story for gameplay, but even they took months to beat their session (they had some drama, but it was never a real issue).

Basically even if you got your gamer buddies together with a wiki guide and no teen drama it'd take you months to beat the game (especially without the broken as shit abilities of the trolls).

>>84223020
>>just have your pals move your dreamself to sacrifical slab on your moon and die there 2 go god tier
You have to be at the top of the echeladder for that.

I don't blame you for forgetting, since it seems that Hussie forgot too.

>>84223187
really dumb

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>>84223187
it was, though, because it made her perceive things in a different way from the norm, and her 'sight' was a gift from her lusus since it taught her how
even the memory of how she was blinded should have been more important to her and could have been a thing that helped her get over Vriska in a more well-written story

>>84223187
I hate this trope so fucking much.

At least Avatar gave Toph serious weaknesses and issues even with her earth sight, so that it felt like she was in many cases at a disadvantage to the others. She was blind, just not useless.

But Terezi might as well not be blind. It never comes up except as an occasional joke.

If you want a good disabled protagonist, Johnny Fucking Joestar. It helped that they were all riding horses and Akari bullshit but still.

>>84223236
612 hours arent months
Youre confusing with the beforus guys who didnt even win the game.

>>84223187
I think she just made it a part of her identity.

>>84223302
>trope

>>84223105
>Rose
>A good wife
She'd never help out around the house because she doesn't feel like it, she would take any romantic gestures as insults and reject them, she would get drunk and pass out on the couch early every evening.

Rose would be the worst wife out of every female character in Homestuck

>>84223303
Even still, that's several weeks with troll bullshit powers forced in that let the trolls skip parts of the game without immediate consequences. I doubt that humans could do it in under a month.

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>>84223360
She'd probably be a really overbearing mother because of her own mommy issues, too
Unless she ended up ironically becoming the negligent mother she imagined Mom was instead.

>>84223105
Exactly, it's Jade

>>84223360
>>84223406
Rose would be the best mom because she'd be so neurotic.

>>84223236
don't forget it's also on a strict timer
except it's not because your victory is determined from the start, so if you're going to win you'll have enough time to win anyway and if you lose who seriously gives a fuck

>>84222935
How do i sort posts by score on this website?

Karkat and Dave's honeymoon

>>84223406
>>84223360
I disagree but I'm a stubborn waifushitter
How about Roxy or Terezi then?

Can someone explain the crowbar timeline and why the post retcon fucks it up? Thanks

>>84223437
I bet she makes pancakes and gives great handjobs

>>84223595
Roxy would settle down after marriage but keep some of her pep and be a really cheerful and loving mom, the type that always hugs her kid when they come home from school and shit like that. She'd probably also be the 'cool mom' that all the other kids would want to bang
Terezi would be a really weird mom and probably either be lots of fun, or embarrass the hell out of the kid, or both.

So I've been doing some research into Sage Mage, to see if it's some DeviantArt user's OC or something, and all I found was the MSPA wiki page, a Youtube channel belonging to some guy deep into Eastern "medicine" and whatnot, and an MRA's Youtube channel. What does this mean?

>>84223595
a good waifufag acknowledges their waifu's flaws

if you don't you might as well be a vriskafag or a gamzeefag

>>84223710
Maybe the real Sage Mage was the friendship we forged along the way

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>>84223595
>>84223704
>people speculating about what roxy would be like as a mom
>we literally saw her as a mom in the comic

>>84223704
Roxy would probably be one of the moms that's like "look, if all you want to do is get drunk like a teen then just ask and i'll let you have a little, i'd rather you do it safely!"

>>84223710
He's just a very popular Homestuck character. There's not much to it.

>>84223783
I imagine she would be different sober and with a partner.

>>84223783
Same person under different circumstances, like how Alt Dave became a supreme badass and movie mogul

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>>84222888
Yes I did. God damn, why Hussie, why?

Also his yellow haired friend there looks like my ex gf after we broke up. Can't tell which one disgusts me more.

>>84223967
Why is he doing this? You can tell by the look in his eyes that hes not enjoying it one bit.

>>84224078
he's always had those dead shark eyes.

speaking of, isn't hussie like 35 or something now? I know whats xer gender next to him is 19

>>84224078
ipgd is an abusive dom

>>84223783
Jade and rose we haven't seen as MILFs, yet

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>>84224078
To be fair Hussie always seems to look awkward or uncomfortable in pictures.

>>84223619
Pre-retcon: Gamzee gets the crowbar from somewhere, gives it to union jack, he becomes english, GO happens
Post-retcon: Vriska does gamzees job instead, union jack dies and makes a black hole sucking gamzee and the crowbar to C1 earth. Gamzee retrieves it to caliborn on his session. Caliborn uses it to smash the clock. We dont see it on his masterpiece anymore.

RIP gamzees character

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A-am I hip and with it yet, Anon-kun?

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>>84224146
is this the only known photo of hussie smiling in some way?

>>84224143
Jade right now is just ILF

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>>84224211
There's this one too

>>84224275
Get out of here dave

Do trolls have a concept of cucking?

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I'm convinced he's some kind of changeling who merely masquerades as one of us.

No proper human being is this awkward.

>>84224364
Auspisticism.

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>>84224364
they have the concept of red/black infidelity so my guess would be yes.

>>84224380
>>84224319
>>84224146
Yeah these are pretty awkward but at least his eyes dont look completely devoid of a soul

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>>84224211
he doesn't always smile for photos but I wouldn't call it rare

>>84224327
Dave will only be interested when she gains that M

How were Derse players suppose to move their dreamselves to the god tier slab if they were asleep

>>84224539
Skai just knows anon

I saw Hussie and IPGD in-person with my own two eyes today AMA

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>Go to sleep during previous thread
>Thread devolves into Cherubplay fetish discussion
I love you, HSG. Never change.

>>84224952
could you see her draining the life out of his eyes/lips/etc?

>>84224952
Did you immediatly egbert punch ipgd the moment you saw her like any true hst patriot would?

>>84224952
why didn't you save him

>>84224952
Ok

>>84218683
Hey, I'm not the anon you were talking to but I figured you should know (and anyone else who's curious)

FAA: [feferi's lusus being prototyped] was m0re likely just an0ther inevitability
FAA: a pr0duct 0f c0llusi0n between the disparate f0rces at play
FAA: a bargain struck between what skaia kn0ws already and what the g0ds demand up fr0nt
FAA: t0gether they 0rchestrate trials sufficient t0 ensure
FAA: that in 0verc0ming them we w0uld be pr0ven w0rthy
FAA: 0f inheriting ***the ultimate reward***

>>84224952
how sad hussie looked like?

>>84224987
Just being in her presence filled me with feelings of dread and bad ideas
>>84224997
he is too far gone
>>84224994
in my mind i could, but my feeble teen hands did not have the willpower

>>84224952
Why should we beleive you

http://www.strawpoll.me/10652489

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how would homestuck taste like?

>>84225152
The later isn't too clear, does it imply Rose cucking Kanaya by fucking John if so I'm all up for it

>>84225195
Salty liquorice

>>84225195
Either:

1)Tab
2)Awful, long-lasting bitterness

>>84225202
John/kanaya while rose gets off to it

>>84225110
because like 2000 people did -- they're at some anime con

>>84225087
A nearly 40 year old man wearing a Pepe outfit, hanging out with a bunch of tumblr teenagers, with a lobby containing 100+ Homestucks and an exhibit floor full of Undertale merch. How sad can a man get
>>84225110
he was sitting in one spot for hours, his friends literally tweeting his location, anyone could have done the same

also im totally becomeimp's and bolin's lovechild and my uncle works for nintendo he can ban you

>>84224955
>implying that this is still /hsg/

>>84224955
Im glad you use this image everytime so i can filter you

hussie has a pea's brain

http://leagueofaveragefolk.tumblr.com/post/146805200307/videodante-read-them-all-here-i-felt-like-this
H-Hiveswap is going to be good, r-right?

>>84225428

No

>>84225428
thats assuming its made in the first place?

>>84225428
i agree on an object level- cisstraightwhitemale protags are boring as shit I want to play as/read about cute waifus- but hunger games is the worst possible example. it's true that writers who can into prose err on the establishment's side, but if your book has shit prose it means you didn't fucking put enough work in.

>>84225428
The reason we have bald white dude is because its safe and sells to surprise surprise the largest demographic with disposable income
It has nothing to do with the artistry of it literally any motherfucker in the industry can attest to this
Sometimes a shitty book is a shitty book and a shitty game is the same, both are equally valid to criticize for any number of reasons
Christ what a cunt

>>84225428
Joey's already a girl. And aracial. What can he do?

>>84225428
I was rolling with it before he started proclaiming Hunger Games as a classic yet to be discovered because of the sexist lit world and just... Fuck.

But even then I cannot see what Cohen could do to Hiveswap that would be worse than what Hussie did to Homestuck. Joey could speak entirely in long angsty tirades about feelings and gender equality and it would not be worse than Act 6. There could be a 20 minute flash of Trizza roughly pegging Jude while he cries for Joey to save him and it would not be worse than Act 6.

Hussie has soiled his own work so far that even a monkey could make an improvement. Certainly no one can match the standards of old Hussie, but at the same time no one could fuck up more than new Hussie.

>>84225648
joey would never...

>>84225597
But still Livebloggee you can't deny that shit's boring.'

Cohen is still very, very wrong, but straight 30 something men are fucking boring as shit. They "appeal" in the sense that they don't offend any tastes, because they have no taste.

You can make straight white guys good characters, but in vidya specifically way too many of them are shit tier characters.

>>84225724
Making a character black doesn't make them interesting. I don't understand this logic.

>>84225724
yeah its boring as shit, but thats why it happens, because producers say that focus groups don't like playing as woman or this or that, so eventually shit just gets neutered until you get the generic space marine
Thats more a critique on how bloated game dev budgets are and the power of publishers than anything on the artistry of it
Like Yeah I would love to have more games like bayonetta that has strong female characters, but at the end of the day that isn't where the money is right now.
That's literally all it boils down too on this specific point though.
You can still look and find plenty of games with all kinds of protagonist if you pull your head out of your ass and act like the last 5 years of vidya is all there is

>>84223131
So your dream-self isn't you?
Why would they even be called your dream "self" then?
Souls exist in homestuck (at least for players and maybe for everyone) so why wouldn't your dream-self have the same soul as you?

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Poor Hussie is going ot dissapear and fade. He looks so goddamn sad its actualy depressing. Ended up trying to make a game only to get stuck in legal problems with the company he hired to make it and is now more or less on Sucide Watch if HiveSwap fails. Which hopefully it will have a pretty cool soundtrack at the very least

What will Hussie do after Hiveswap?

>>84226039
put IPGD as sole benefactor in his will then commit suicide

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>>84226039
Most likley try to branch out Homestuck. Maybe even take it HBO for shits and giggles for a TV show.
Most likley he will start a new MSPA. Who knows what that will be

>>84226039
Kill himself.

>>84225997
>Which hopefully it will have a pretty cool soundtrack at the very least

Toby "Don't Fucking Call Me Radiation" Fox can't fail us.

>>84226078

You really think he will try a new MSPA? I'd love to see him do another one, as most of the mouthbreathers have probably now moved on, but I'm skeptical that he would.