JSA Storytime: Punisher 2099

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>>84153035
(I feel like shit, we'll see how far we make it)

oh yeah, random crossover

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>>84153053
Well Grayson ended on a wet fart

But at least this page was boner inducing.

i thought that was super well done. hail hydra

>>84153083
the male vampire should have been hotter, none of this nosferatu nonsense

but yeah that page managed to be boner induced in spite of that

>>84153035
>hail hydra
the rage this is still generating is really tickling my schadenfreude bone

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>>84153083
I didn't read anything today

I did discover that I thought I'd lost everything but I still have my level 83 lady Nord in Skyrim, but I'm still relearning the fucking controls

>>84153035
>hail hydra

I think I like Standoff less for it being Red Skull Snap Wilsons the Marvel Universe.
Especially since Civil War II isn't Heroes vs. Hydra Heroes.

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>>84153158
Busiek just got done trying to explain that no, they didn't lie to you, it wasn't mind control, and no, the story wouldn't have worked so well starting off with issue 2.

Bless his heart.

OP

>>84153035
Hello Storyteller.

That cover gimmick sucks.

Spencer was SO butthurt that people called his twist.

>>84153187
I saw a post on tumblr with 2000+ notes that was telling people not to buy issue 2 because they were pissed that Marvel said Cap being Hydra was REALLY FOR REAL NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY! about issue 1

people just want to be mad about this, they'll aim their moral outrage at anything they can

>>84153207
IS

>>84153235
cute

>>84153235
A

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>>84153180
I'm going to wait and see if mai husbando gets any quality time and then I might pick back up reading.

>>84153224
was he? I mean, didn't we call it pretty exactly?

>>84153235
THE VERY MODEL

>>84153231
>>84153187

It's so frustrating to me. like don't you know how serialization works

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>>84153158
>the male vampire should have been hotter, none of this nosferatu nonsense
It being a monster monster makes it just as hot desu

>>84153268
Friend

>>84153268
FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>84153224

really? I thought he did a decent job of seeding the twist without tipping his hand until this issue's reveal.

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>>84153325
Snap Wilson exists, Anon.

>>84153353

10000% had forgotten

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>>84153293
I saw people mad that artists they liked were mocking that shitty Paperfilms "THIS IS A BACK TRACK!" article, because the artists are just contributing then to marginalizing the justified anger at HydraCap existing at all

this is going to be the moral crusade backbone for the rest of the fucking year with fights over comics, look at that Wheeler piece which is basically trying to justify "I like slice of life and want to write it, hire ME Marvel for a Steve/Bucky coffeeshop book"

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>>84153298
How many more vampires can Dick take?

>>84153274
>I'm going to wait and see if mai husbando gets any quality time and then I might pick back up reading

Yeah, the idea that Zemo's OOC behaviour is getting sewn back together wrong by a Cosmic Cube is an idea with potential, but it's probably for the best to expect the worst.

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>>84153381
"Punisher, are you armed?"

IS WATER WET?

>>84153381

god that Wheeler thing got under my skin so bad. so frustrating, almost got me twitter @ mad.

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>>84153461
yesssss

>>84153426
I wonder if Kobik fixed his face as he is right now, too

>>84153461
Jake is amazing.

>>84153426
He can pay lipservice all he wants that he's setting up "How Zemo got his groove back" but between acting like a smug twat on social media and the fact that all the best parts of his works seem to be the artists, I'm not going to believe it until I see it.

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>>84153488

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>>84153554

Spencer is still bullying Zemo but it didn't bother me as much today because it was done from Red Skull's perspective rather than the narrative itself shitting on him.

>>84153083
I liked that annual actually. I don't know, I'm a sucker for random teamups and shit.

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>>84153641
I was thinking about running some JMD Cap

hah, this really is a fucking Spidey

>>84153666
It's always weird whenever they have Miguel start tossing out quips in the middle of a fight.

>>84151201

Coming of the Supermen #6 PREVIEW and Neal Adams Interview

>>84153641
Speaking of bullying, Karla bullying Bucky when?

It's only been two issues so far, but new Thunderbolts has been really fucking dull.

>>84153717
I'm willing to bet Mills is just writing him like Peter

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>>84153730
please art change, please

>>84153730
Never, because we'll never live in a world where Tumblr's precious little cinnamon roll will get the hazing he deserves.

>>84153554
So Miguel is the only sane member, correct?

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>>84153758

>>84153666

I really see how Waid's Cap influenced him

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>>84153779
For some valuations of sane

>>84153779
>a Punisher
>a 90's Stan Lee creation
>Doctor Doom

Yes. Yes, he is.

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>>84153845
>just another day in Marvel NYC

>>84153758
Not going to happen, with that level of "quality" the artist must work fast. We know that Marvel doesn't give a shit about how people feel about Greg Land

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>>84153763
But Bucky's a total fuccboi, and deserves to be relentlessly teased by a strong domineering woman.

At least we live in a world where Artemis bullies Jason. Seriously, if this relationship ends up being more like a faux-sibling thing, this book may be at least tolerable.

>>84153965
Bucky is only good for bullying, his fans have just deluded themselves into thinking otherwise

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>>84153965
I have no love for Jason but that's hot

>>84153965
The last book I thought "decent premise if it wasn't written by x" was Green Lanterns and it has turned out ok so maybe there's hope for Lobdell

>>84153994
The HTP types get it at least

Just dropping in quickly to thank OP for sharing that article about fandom yesterday, it was really illuminating to me.

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>>84153488

YA BOI

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>>84154033
you're welcome, anon

did you get a lot of rain?

>>84153268
FUCKING LEAF

yfw we'll finally get the years in the making Gamora series

>>84154010

>>84153781

>TIPS FEDORA

>>84153994
Honestly, you'd think with how much they stress how vulnerable and innocent he is, that they'd get quite a kick out of seeming him dommed.

>>84153995
>I have no love for Jason but that's hot
Yeah, it is, actually.

>tfw a playfully aggressive Amazon will never squeeze you between her ripped biceps

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>>84154014
I respect the "letting it all hang out for porn" openness of the HTP

>>84154090
And as all GotG after the movie, is going to be awful, welp the only exception is the groot solo and rocket solo.

>>84154060
It rained really hard for like an hour, then drizzled on and off for the rest of the night. However lightning did strike literally right outside the coffee shop I was at after work, which is something I hadn't experienced before.

I didn't realize it but that jigsaw puzzle is 2 teams. Why is Marvel Nower teasing Civil War 2 teams?

>>84154033

Link? I was on mobile at the time.

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>>84154202
because DIVIDE WE EXCELCIOR!

>>84154090
>Star Lord confirmed for relaunch
>Gamora book to finally come out

So Rocket and Groot and the Drax books are gonna be relaunched aren't they

>>84154256
Movie coming soon fellow marvelfag!

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>>84154233
when's the GOTG2 movie launch, that's what you should try to have the books landing a few months before

>>84154206
https://mercurialblonde.wordpress.com/2016/06/05/fans-are-the-worst-an-article/

The bit about difficulty of separating creators from celebrity is spot on.

>>84154311

Thanks.

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>>84154293

>Cable is the only mutant in the MARVEL NOWER! pic

we are getting there, soon marvel will axe the x-men, they are teasing us already.

>>84154202

huh Dr Strange is on the kids side. and I think he's the oldest

also tony gonna get wreaked

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Maybe Rebirth forced marvel to change their minds.

>>84154381
Reminder Cable is only on the pic because of Deadpool

>>84153965
>the reason that Artemis showed up in Red Hood is because she heard Diana is getting a brother named Jason and she's not losing this competition

>>84154403
Who am I looking at?

>>84154382
But I don't want two years of Tony crying and people pitying him

>>84154403
>tfw no KarlaXClint

>>84154403
Of course they did, well i am not sure, when was the first teaser for marvel now 2.0 ?

but still rebirth is destroying Bendis big event that why they need to restart again with new # 1.

>>84154430
No, is because he is an avenger now.

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>>84154476
Bobby clint

>>84154477
>destroying Bendis big event
Doing a event without planning big mistake.

>>84154476
Or songbird

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>>84154337

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>>84154579

so how about Spencer throwing shade at Remender's Cap plots

>>84154647
Gotta love that 90s style shooting at nothing.

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>>84154476
>>84154502
>>84154552
Civil War III: The war for Clint's Arrow.

>>84154687
Would definitely be the best of the three.

>>84154522
You know, "destroying Bendis" would be a good idea for an event.

It'd be kind of like Marvel's Final Crisis. Bendis is watching the MU and leeching its power like a vampire. The Marvel heroes have to team up to defeat Bendis, after which he literally disappears from real life.

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>>84154670
dd

>>84154687
If only Jess' baby was his, then she would've been the victor

>>84154676
THEMED COMIC BOOK GANGS ARE ALWAYS GREAT!

Flying chainsaw surfboard!

>>84154687
>>84154709
Sounds good.
Can Jessica Drew be the shock death?
Or is she too white?

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>>84154718
make it happen

>>84154762
Remember those rumors that Geoff gave up Stargirl in order to do Rebirth? Make it like Miles or Luke Cage, for Bendis.

>>84154735
I like this hot desi murderess.

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>>84154795
Jake sure is enjoying driving this flying penis.

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>>84154795
Bendis DID give up writing Luke. He's still got his claws in Miles though.

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>>84154857
>>84154885
The 'give up' rumors were as in "has killed off" wrt Stargirl

see, it's an ejecting flying penis

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>>84154885

oh god i just realized Slott and Bendis are the Spider Writers for as long as they live?

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>>84154939
Hey /k/, how impossibly good was the shot on the previous page

>>84154927
wat

Why would he have to KILL her? Who wants her dead that badly?

>>84154952
....At least Carnage is good

>>84154952
At least they're fat enough that might not be too long.

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>>84154984
the rumors way back were that she was what he gave up to prove that he was serious/some kind of compromise

of course, the LEGACY KILLER ended up being something else entirely, but those were the rumors

>>84154976
Not /k/ But the only 1km+ kills I know about were done using sniper rifles.

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>>84155031
fuckin' AWP whores

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>>84155064

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>>84155086
so what's out first week next week?

have they renamed the new archive yet?

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>>84155099

>>84155112
desuarchive

>>84155099

Flintstones, Batman, Green Lanterns and Arrow, Sam Cap

>>84155099
Flintstones, Future Quest, Aquaman, JL Rebirth, GLs, GA, Sheriff of Babylon, The Fix

speaking of Sheriff of Babylon I listened to a bit of that Word Balloon podcast with King and he said he wrote a novel version of it while Vertigo was sitting on his comic scripts, and apparently some of the later issues basically trigger his PTSD writing them

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>>84155153
I am unduly excited for Flintstones, wtf.

>>84155178
that sounds like a good way to have it really well worked out in advance, except for the PTSD

I didn't notice until King tweeted it Batman launching the chair as an answer to the old bleedingcool rumor about nu52 Batman not being allowed to sit

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>>84155251
oh, that was a fucking riot

Wasn't that Jenkins who said "EDitorial told me Batman doesn't sit?"

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>>84155291
also Marvel Editor Tom Brennan is fighting the Outhousers on Twitter

I want a swimming pool full of tequila.

>>84155291
Yes
He wrote a scene where Batman was sitting down, and an editor told him to rewrite it because he "didn't get Batman" since he wrote Batman as sitting down.

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>>84155360

>>84155360
>acknowledging the Outhousers's existence
The only winning move is to not play.

>>84155360

damn outsiders hating on marvel??

>>84155360
>I want a swimming pool full of tequila.

They don't say how big a pool it is.
Like, Last Man on Earth style kiddie pool? Or an Olympic Swimming Pool of tequila, with it's own damn dedicated distillery?

>>84155360
pls post the juiciest of tweets if possible thanks

>>84155370
The Batcomputer had a chair he would brood in for DECADES.
He drives a CAR, and not a fancy custom standing driver car either.

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>>84155432
Any tequila --> Storyteller delivery system is a-ok right now

>>84155360
he's a Valiant editor now, I think

>>84155457
https://twitter.com/Brennanator/status/748240130809430016

https://twitter.com/Brennanator/status/748252797410414592

https://twitter.com/Brennanator/status/748252997898149888

https://twitter.com/Brennanator/status/748255296112451588

>>84155360

>no storytelling just gimmicks

hate hate hate hate hate

any Byrne apparently loves Zootopia and came up with an idea about what's out beyond city limits. KAMANDI, THE LAST BOY ON EARTH!

>>84153730
>Speaking of bullying, Karla bullying Bucky when?
Never. Bucky's had his head fucked with by Soviet Brainwashers. Karla is small time in comparison.

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>>84155459
RIP batthrone

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>>84155493
Oh, that's right

ex-Marvel editor

>>84155508
Karla successfully repeatedly mindfucked a guy who controls one of the universe's fundamental forces.

>>84155522
>his feet don't even touch the floor

That is precious

>>84155360
>I want a swimming pool full of tequila.

STORYTELLER, NO! HAVENT YOU SREN BEERFEST?! YOU'LL DROWN!

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>>84155534
;_____;

hey, thanks for reading--still under the weather, gonna go to bed early

or maybe play Skyrim, you know, gotta finish this off before the remaster comes out

>>84155560
But she'd be replaced with an identical storyteller who can drink even faster, and Mo'Nique will be outed as an incompetent honeypot.

>>84155534
>Karla successfully repeatedly mindfucked a guy who controls one of the universe's fundamental forces.

You're underselling it, OP. She did it three times.

>>84155627
Feel better. Thanks OP.

>>84155627
Well, in any case, see you tomorrow, enjoy your bedrest/liquor/arrows to the knee.

>>84155534
Yeah but Bucky's not a deluded megalomaniac like Gravitron was, his entire character is the polar opposite of Karla's usual stooges.

>>84155627
cheers OP, hope you feel better

>>84155664
My level 86 Nord Lady has some badass Daedric armor, Mehrune's Razor, and Auri-El's bow. we have fun, but god the magic control system is more annoying than I remember.

>>84155627
Happy trails, OP.

>>84155493
Those tweets are nice

Thanks, OP.

Thanks OP.