GRAYSON ANNUAL #3 STORYTIME

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>>84139391

>>84139405
I love how random this company is.

>>84139412
Was Spyral able to erase the Spectre's memories? Or is Jim still keeping the Spectre as a separate persona like in his 70s and 80s stuff? I would have thought he would have realized the flaw in that after the big reveal in Gotham by Midnight.

>>84139441
that vampire's analogy is so lost on me

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>>84139532
It will be explained. Keep reading

>>84139398
>Room 237
inb4 naked Zatanna in the tub

>>84139437
Just like my fanfictions!

>>84139615
This whole annual is one dumb fanfic

>>84139628
>>84139637
>gun is a construct on one page
>is the real one on the other
ffs colorist if you don't know just ask

>>84139660
He could have just wrapped it in green energy for extra powah

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The end.
Quite enjoyable issue, see you for Nightwing Rebirth

>>84139676
Earlier anon who asked about Corrigan here. Lol, Grayson is a troll!

This was pretty shit

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>>84139437
>the male vampire isn't hot
ONE FUCKING JOB

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Leviathan/Spyral > League of Assassins

>>84139539
Spotted dick is a fruit pudding, it's dessert. You know the whole 'no pudding till after dinner' thing?

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>>84139539
Shirou get off the internet and go back to your swords.

>>84139753
OK, thanks I completely didn't notice the 'spotted' part

By the way, is DC's website wrong or are the only other comics this week Deathstroke's and TT's annuals, Master Race and Legend of WW?

>>84139795
It's a fifth Wednesday, that's it.

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Did anyone dislike the humor in Grayson? I usually like puns and silliness in the conversations but Graysons banter was always more annoying than funny to me. And I thought the spy song was dorky.

I don't mean to be a stick in the mud. I did love this series. But the humor was just off in a lot of parts I thought.

>>84139687
>Gotham by midnight
Is this worth reading? I'm trying to get through my backlog of Batman Family books and don't know if I should put this on the list.

>>84139897
I only read the ass end but liked that. This felt way more on the nose and shallow

>>84139897
The humor was mostly hit or miss. The fucks who wrote this come across as 100% fan fiction tier.

>>84139938
definitely. Fresh new take on the Spectre mythos, interesting new characters created for the run(sadly they don't get too much fleshing out because the series got cut short) and god tier art(Templesmith was AWESOME and then Ferreyra was even better).

>>84139421
Constantine's first encounter with Dick is beautiful.

>>84139469
>take a shower, John
kek

>>84139487
Okay, that's a cool way to draw the hypnos thing.

>>84139530
I hope that Azrael having different hair in every appearance becomes a running joke.

>>84139687
Well, given that Spectre acts based on Corrigan's thoughts, it's probably a similar scenario to Spectre's 70s stuff, where Corrigan kept Spectre as a separate personality.

>>84139430
Porn. This is porn.

>>84139590
I didn't know Harley was a gymnast, but this is cute.

>>84139640
Aw, it's dumb, but it's fun.

>tfw no Constantine-Corrigan team up

WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR

>>84139581
>a big fat surprise
>and not the kind I like on my birthday
jej

>>84139685
>>84139692
Oh come on, Baz didn't even know who the fuck you were!

>>84139938
Yeah, it was great.

>>84139654
>be a green lantern
>carry around a gun and use your ring constructs to throw cars at parademons all day long

No wonder your energy is running low.

Aw man, I was hoping for a Corrigan-Dick team-up as well. It was a nice twist, but I miss Corrigan.

How is it that Harley is so much more likable in any book that isn't her solo title?

I just can't fathom constantine giving even a microfuck enough about his hair to style it

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>>84139430
>>84139437
>All this objectifying of Dick

Oh Jesus, lend me strength...

>>84139642
Well I'm glad someone's addressing the hypocrisy of "Parademons don't count towards the no-kill rule"

>>84139685
>Azrael fangirling over Grayson so hard
Too bad this won't carry over to Detective Comics

>>84140427
Can Parademons even think for themselves? It's pretty much like killing rabid dogs.

>>84140382
Yeah, that's one of the things I dislike about nuConstantine, along with him going HARD gay and using Harry Potter spells all the time. He's got that roguish charm, but he's not a scumbag like he once was.

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>>84140453
>>84140382
Did you all collectively forget about City of Demons?

>>84140453
>going HARD gay
Nah, he's bisexual as fuck. Even with all his lusting after Grayson in this issue, he still notes that getting eaten by hot vampire chicks isn't a bad death at all.

>>84139421

I have to agree with Constantine

>>84139430
lewd

>>84139628

he actually made a gun

>>84139506
I like this.

>>84139581
>>84139590
C U T E
U
T
E

>>84139676

> who the hell is dick grayson

>>84139661
Simon just wanted a friend, Dick ;_;

Will they show Constantine lusting after every DCU hero? I hope so.

>>84139560
>Dick got to her earlier that day

>>84139637
>cars
Perfect

Man, Harley is such a slut. She already jumped her bones on both Bruce and Batman, and now she's already kissing Nightwing?

Hold yourself, girl.

>>84139560
>>84141293

Zatanna is only for sexual with Batman and Constantine.

>>84139398
That editor's note actually made me laugh

>>84141343
*is hold*

>>84139452
Wait, I thought Hypnos was some kind of contact lenses?

>>84141114
What would happen if Midnighter and Constantine met?

>>84141542
Nope. Nanomachines, son

>>84141356
>>84141343
Man, writers sure love to give every woman to Batman.

>>84141605
Public orgy

>>84141605
hatefuck to see who is the bigger slut, I think

>>84141605
Hopefully they wouldn't fuck, I don't want Midnighter to die.

Nobody can survive Constantine's cursed dick.

>>84141605
Midnighter would show John his Dick Grayson's photos

>>84140330
this issue was terrible anon don't pretend because she teamed up with dick that it was in any way good

>>84139391
oh great that comic again.

let me guess it´s going to be all about how sexist and terrible white men are and how they all should be castrated while sexually exploiting Dick in almost every single picture

>>84141872
What book have you been reading?

>>84141872
it's not that lewd after the vampire rape

>>84141645

Well, Paul Dini set the rules that Zatanna is Batman's garl, because he self-insert himself as Batman.

>>84141872
Seek help.

>>84139498
Deus Vult, remove kebab.

Knightfall being canon, despite Azrael being a rookie who's only meeting the Bat-Family now bothers the shit out of me.

Well at least the first 16 issues were good

>>84141966
But Knightfall still isn't canon

>>84141925
I think that best help anybody can get is getting of this board

western comics are all sjw crap anyways

>>84141982

It is. Bane still invaded Gotham and broke Batman's back, with some issues being referenced exactly as they were published.

Just the Azrael bit that isn't.

>>84142006
Then it's not Knightfall.

It's just Bane's Big caper

>>84139530
No arab speaks arabic like that. Not even fictional arabs.

>>84141991
Never speak in absolutes anon, there will always be something out there that will prove you wrong.

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>>84139676
hehe

>>84142121
what do you care?

>>84142073
So how would it be said? Or rather what would said instead

>>84141731
Well, Constantine apparently shagged Hal, and he's alive. Hal is always suffering, though.

>>84139685
>AND I PULL OUT MY GUNNN...
>SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BEFORE I SHOOT SOMEONE!...

>>84142304
this is why Simon is best boy

>>84141918
Every writer self-inserts as Batman and then makes Batman shag their favorite gal. Zatanna, Black Canary, Harley, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, etc.

>>84142967

When the fuck did he bumped uglies with Black Canary?

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>>84139459
He looks like David Bowie on this page

>>84139498
Wait I'm confused, wasn't Azrael part of St Dumas?

>>84143341
He was, but then left because they lied to him

What a shit issue. Lanzing & kelley really do suck

I really liked this issue. It reminded me a lot of "Amost Got 'im"

>>84139706
This was a lot of fun

>>84142204
> Hal survived Constantine's cursed dick because there's always something worse

>>84143033
All star Batman

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>>84140494
>>84140382
>>84140453
>Did you all collectively forget about City of Demons?

Even back in his early appearances, he looked actually dapper

>>84139603
harley's pretty cute, the Azrael and Constantine stories were pretty solid, 8/8 annual so far.

>>84140453

Him being bisexual isn't new.

>SeeKing's Grayson was 16 issues
>Morrison's B&R was 16 issues
>Black Mirror was 10 issues
>Dick will never manage to get more than 16 great issues in a row
>let alone ones that tell a cohesive story

>>84145182
I have hope for Seeleywing

>>84139430
>wife-daughters
Pardon?

>>84140933
Lanterns know fuck all about what's going on on Earth

>>84145182
17 issues. Seeley wrote Grayson 17. Which is one my favs

>>84145287
he probably turned them into vampires but he fucks them

>>84145333
Ok, 17
That's slightly better, so good for Dick.

>>84141605
I think they're to similar to actually want to fuck each other, but boy will they have fun pissing everybody around them off.

>>84141855
Come on, anon, why do you hate fun?

>>84142045
For you

>>84139412
I miss Gotham by Midnight

>>84139668
>>84139676
>>84139685
>>84139692
>>84139706

Heh... Almost Got 'Im

>>84141605
sd

>>84139599
Classic Jay Garak's hat is there.

>>84139405
>"I might have a punch for you"

>>84139661
>Father Box.

Is he stupid or is that a thing?

>>84147072
They're a thing, don't know what the difference is though, apart from them going "ting" instead of "ping".

>>84147255
>don't know what the difference is though

>his parents never gave him the parademons and boom tubes talk

>>84141872
No, this is the book that makes fun of objectification by putting the main character through it consistently in every issue.

>>84139599
>>84139603
Just remember that Helena was probably watching this live.

>>84145182
SeeKing Grayson was actually 18-20 t issues of greatness

Grayson #1-17
Grayson Future's End
Annual #2
Annual #1

>>84145333
>>84145356
Plus the annual Seeley wrote (Annual #2), so you could say 18 issues.

>>84146980
>JSA are the true villians of Rebirth

>>84147684
You'd have to count the Nightwing issue, the futures end one shot, the first annual, and the secret origins story as well then.

>>84139676
Nice to see Baz following in Hal's footsteps.

>>84141356
Somebody didn't watch Young Justice...

>>84139599
> original Red Hood helmet and cape.
> golden age Wonder Woman costume.
> Phantom Lady costume
> Jay Garrick's helmet
> camera? Joker's?

>>84141542
>>84141617
It could be both.
They're applied as contact lenses. They can be put in and tore out of your eyes as contact lenses. There's also a nanomachine component. It's vague as hell.

>>84141872
Are you an idiot? Marlel is that way.

>>84139437
Other than this page giving me a boner, this entire issue was... not good.

>>84149240

>>84140203
The spectre would attempt to destroy John

>>84139412
Constanine isn't allowed to say 'fuck' ?
c'mon.

The writing for Constantine is god awful.

>>84145171
I didn't say it was. In the solo he was gay more often than not.

>>84153983
I'm not sure you understand what bisexuality is

>>84153898
That's to be expected.

>>84139590
I was expecting sleaze passing as sexy from Quinn (and whatever author is writing this). This is actually charming.

>>84143450
What else will they be writing coming up? Want to avoid them.

>>84142967

Out of all those characters, Catwoman is the only one he's fucked. None of the other characters you listed even like him except Zatanna, who was a childhood friend and worked close with him during Dini's 'Tec.

Self-insert my ass...funny how you post your autistic comment in a storytime of yet another comic where other high-profile charactera gush over how perfect Dick Grayson is.

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>>84141293

>>84154168
Same
I'm glad Harley wasn't the worst character portrayed here

>>84154023
He is written so much worse than everyone else. How?

>>84154473

As a Zatanna fan...what the actual fuck is this bullshit?

>>84154520
he doesn't work well in a superhero setting and most parts of his personality have to get toned down in non mature books

>>84154700
young justice

>>84154771

Okay...so that's a dream sequence I'm guessing? I can't imagine her ever dating fucking Nightwing.

>>84154924
She was around his age in Young Justice.

In season 2 it's implied they're fuck buddies or something.

>>84154924
no, zatanna was dick's primary and only love interest in season 1 after she was introduced but they were 13 or 14 so it was just flirting

but they fucked during the time skip

>>84154924
You claim to be a fan of her but you don't know anything about her multiple appearances in a show 5+ years ago. Just fuck off.

>>84155038

Yeah I read comics. I dont watch cartoons you retard. Especially not ones where she's de-aged to satisfy some Nightwing harem fantasy.

>>84155243
That page is from a comic though. Why haven't you read it if you're such a characterfag?

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>>84154700
>As a Zatanna fan

>>84155293
>Getting baited by the Grayson is shit guy who spergs out to that page everytime they see it.

Nigga what are you doing?

>>84155569
I didn't know he changed the script. I only remember him complaining about the status quo

>>84154473

lmao I had no idea Zatanna was such a slut

>>84157325
Dick's the slut. He's making out with his ex while his other exes are watching

>>84142967

Yeah Batman is the self-insert character....

Meanwhile, >>84154473

>>84157530
Dick is the best Batman though so you haven't changed what he said

>>84140494
What comic is this from?

>>84147651
>>84147684
>>84149316
Oversized hardcover when DC?????

>>84158777
Only important people and people with tv shows get those

>>84159981
Dial H got a deluxe and DC considers Dick to be A-List with his Grayson price point and double shipping Nightwing. You never know.

>>84154473

Zatnna romance with Robin/Nightwing in YOUNG JUSTICE was fucking stupid.

>>84158735
It's right there in the post

>>84154771
>>84154520
>>84154023
>>84153898

Not really but okay

>>84160480
>Dial H got a deluxe
>important people
Mieville counts as one of those

>>84154359
Nothing for DC so far. They have a book at Boom called Joyride.

>>84143450
Compared to a lot of stuff, this wasn't bad. It was just mindless fun.

>>84141918
Why? He literally married the real life version of Zatanna.

>>84141645

By "every woman" you're referring to...who, exactly? Has Bruce ever even dated another heroine? Zatanna and Wonder Woman had short-lived crushes that never went anywhere, and that's pretty much it.

In fact, for a supposed handsome charmer who worked in such close proximity to a lot of active and available women on the JL for a long time, he really didn't pull much tail at all. Like, any.

If he's lucky writers will just throw him a bone by namedropping some faceless, ever-absent model in his book and call it a day.

>>84162792
Bruce doesn't turn his swag on at work, unlike Dick who never turns it off

>>84139538
I dont get it. Is she referring to a sex thing?

>>84149897
> camera? Joker's?
That's what I was thinking too.

>>84165808

>>84170203