King of the Hill

I made an autistic list once about all the gross shit I could remember Bill doing off the top of my head: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/82715585/#82715585

I think there's some overlap.

>>84137469
So he's basically just your average r9k poster?

>>84137469
>when he's not wearing that one shirt, he wears a bunch of "X days until the Super Bowl" ones at once so he can take one off each day

That one gave me a chuckle

>>84137139
All the creepy shit involving his lust for Peggy.

Remember the time he tried to poison the Hills so he could take care of them longer?

>>84137139
When was it implied that he did that? I thought he just had those copies

>>84137648
Reminder that that one shirt he always wears was given to him to ensure his silence over being raped by a dolphin.

>>84137845
Yeah, that was the impression I got too.

Hank got out of the fines because he successfully proved in court that the tape he supposedly rented hadn't yet been released when the system claimed he took it out. So I doubt Bill had it either; he just watches enough porn that he knew what Hank could use to prove his innocence.

>>84137469
>is undisturbed that the Souphanousinphones may have killed and cooked their pet dog because it tastes so damn good

In his defense, meat is meat. Sure, that's fucked and illegal; but outside of making certain there was no animal abuse I'd not care if I ate dog if it actually tasted good.

I mean, as long as it wasn't my dog. Like, I'd definitely try a burger made of wild hound or something.

>>84137139
>that episode where Bill ruined bobby's social life
ruined bill for me.

Don't forget the time he adopted an overly aggressive possibly rabid dog that had to be muzzled at all times then sedated it, dressed it in a tux, and released it in a room full of people without its muzzle on to try and win a doggy dancing competition.
Also the time he wanted to / actually did fuck his relatives in New Orleans.

>>84137919
Man, that was hard to watch. I remember being that much of a sadsack in my early high school years but I never tried to drag others down with me like that; I just felt bad for everyone I hung out with.

>>84137915
Eating dog isn't illegal anon

>>84137899

Yeah, Bill was just a hypocrite in this episode throwing the finger of shame Hank's way when he got mail bombed by the adult entertainment industry.

But in the end his efforts and acquired knowledge allowed Hank to prove the fault of the video store's system in the small claims court.

>>84137919
What episode is this? I want to watch

>>84139190
I'm your little candy man

>>84139190

I think it's "I'm with Cupid"

>>84139198
>>84139290
Thanks I started to watch but had to turn it off when Bill took Bobby to the restaurant