[natives shouting angrily]

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>>84134849

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>>84134878

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>>84134894

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>>84134906

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>>84134915

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>>84134928

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>>84134943

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>>84134953

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>>84134970

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>>84134979

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>>84134991

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>>84134999

>>84134849
[muffled dagomba music playing in the distance]

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>>84135012

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>>84135024

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>>84135069

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>>84135086

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>>84135099

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>>84135117

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>>84135287

I had a chuckle.

I used to love this show when I was a kid, but damn it has not aged well.

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>scroll through thread
>just notice the file names

shit

heh

>>84134849
So to recap, tl;dl:
>a Chinaman is on the run from his gambling debt from a native casino
>When suddenly a purple pterodactyl SCREEs across the skies, scaring the local wildlife
>The army mobilizes against the flying threat
>But since they're fresh from Stormtrooper rifle training, they shot a spider monster instead
>Ashamed, they sent a tank to finish the job, claiming "we aimed for that spider monster, honest"
>But the commotion rouses a mummy from its ancient slumber!
>The army, wearing NBC gear because everyone knows mummies have cooties, try to shoot it (and miss again)
>Meanwhile the mummy is throwing a fit because his 3000 year old fridge is stolen by Youssef, and is about to re-enact Breaking Bane because he got the cravings
>Race Bannon comes in with a shock prod strangely shaped like a gun to pacify the mummy
>But PSYCH, Race shocks Youssef instead, and the mummy piles stones on Youssef. Revenge fulfilled, the mummy goes back to sleep
>The Army goes home on spiffy hover cans
>Meanwhile, an annoying dog gets eaten by a condor
>and swarmed by snakes
>and some komodos that's into SM
>When suddenly, surprise frogman buttsex!
>They want to use their rape-beam at Dr. Quest, but Dr. Quest's rape-ray is more powerful than theirs
>Some ghosts on a derelict ship also want in on the rape laser game, but got shot by Dr. Quest and the frogmen instead
>Turns out the rape rays are manufactured by Hanna-Barbera
>Now, a moment of silence for our rape victims
>Dr. Quest: "I forgot, did I leave the stove on?"