Want a cookie, /co/?

I want YOU

I want to tackle Panini to the ground and shove my turkey baster into her balloon knot.

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>>84131767

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Would I?

>>84131767

Would I! ...Aw, man!

>>84132338

Would you?

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>>84132204
And then?

>>84132403
I don't know, man. He might!

>>84132407
And then skin her, throw her into the oven at 450 degrees, and then serve her with Dijon mustard.

I'm not you're boyfriend you fucking cunt

>>84131767
I just realized how much Anise looks like her.

>>84132466
>Dijon Mustard.
>Not BBQ Sauce.
What?

>>84131801
>>84132204

Panini is not for sexual. I don't care if shes in heat 24/7. No means no!

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>>84133527
Silly anon. Don't you understand girls?

No means yes.
Yes means yes.

>>84133653
>be young
>girls throw themselves all over you

>be an adult
>no gf
What happened?

>>84133717
Attraction has no rhyme or reason when you're young. The prettiest girl in my elementary school was completely enamored with this gross, fat ugly kid.

>>84133653
What does maybe mean?

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>>84133653

No means yes, and yes means anal.

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>You will never have a qt bunny girlfriend/wife to fuck 50 babies out of
Why live

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>>84133365
>rabbit
>bbq sauce
Want to know how I know you're in the midwest?

Would I?

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>"Kiss me, you fool!"

Panini's voice was amazing

>>84131767
>"Verily." Said Sir Anonymous the White
>And then it was with great pride that he doth eatith the cookie of the fair maiden Lady Panini and twas filled with vigor to fighteth offeth the evileth forceth ofeth Baron Gorgonzola. But onlyeth witheth the blesseth of her husbandeth King Chowder.
>"I'M NOT YOUR KING HUSBAND"
>You stare down at the paper towel roll and fidget with the half empty watermelon shell on your head.
>"Uhh, I just wanted some flargemops for my kids Chimpamitzvah."
>"WELL NOW YOU ARE SIR ANONYMOUS THE WHITE AND YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING THAT LADY PANINI SAYS YOU WILL DO."

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Wanna cracker, /co/?

Arent Chowder and Panini the same species

>>84133527
>No means no!
I tried to explain this to her but she doesn't listen!

>>84141404
Shouldn't you be drooling on some Foo dick right now?