Justin Trudeu on Alpha Flight cover

"If you kill your enemies, they win."

As a Canadian, this is tacky.

>>84118449
Is there some reason Iron Man is randomly in the back?

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>>84118449
Does he actually have that tattoo?

>>84118484
He's in the story as well.

>>84118484
For the choosing sides part, since Alpha Flight is presumably Team Carol.

Dude weed lmao

Dude feminism lmao

>>84118449
By Ramon Perez (ALL-NEW HAWKEYE)

Sauce: http://www.newsarama.com/29901-alpha-flight-recruits-canadian-prime-minister.html via http://www.nationalnewswatch.com/2016/06/28/justin-trudeau-joins-canadian-superheroes-as-marvel-comics-cover-star-2/

>Alpha Flight
Are we really doing this again?

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>>84118467
I think Alpha Flight's current leader would disagree.

>>84118467
Is that why so many people hated the MoS ending?

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>>84118503
>Does he actually have that tattoo?
Yes, he also actually boxes.

>>84118517
>dude weed lmao
That's a maple leaf, you dirty yankee

>Mr Trudeau how do you answer to the allegations about illegal goverment sponsored experimentation on humans and mutants ?

>>84118625
I honestly never realized how fucking evil Canada is in Marveland.

>TORONTO — Make way, Liberal cabinet: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will have another all-Canadian crew in his corner as he suits up for his latest feature role — comic book character.

>Trudeau will grace the variant cover of issue No. 5 of Marvel's "Civil War II: Choosing Sides," due out Aug. 31.

>Trudeau is depicted smiling, sitting relaxed in the boxing ring sporting a Maple Leaf-emblazoned tank, black shorts and red boxing gloves. Standing behind him are Puck, Sasquatch and Aurora, who are members of Canadian superhero squad Alpha Flight. In the left corner, Iron Man is seen with his arms crossed.

>"I didn't want to do a stuffy cover — just like a suit and tie — put his likeness on the cover and call it a day," said award-winning Toronto-based cartoonist Ramon Perez.

>"I wanted to kind of evoke a little bit of what's different about him than other people in power right now. You don't see (U.S. President Barack) Obama strutting around in boxing gear, doing push-ups in commercials or whatnot. Just throwing him in his gear and making him almost like an everyday person was kind of fun."

>The variant cover featuring Trudeau will be an alternative to the main cover in circulation showcasing Aurora, Puck, Sasquatch and Nick Fury.

>Trudeau follows in the prime ministerial footsteps of his late father, Pierre, who graced the pages of "Uncanny X-Men" in 1979.

>Edmonton-born artist and writer Chip Zdarsky [(HOWARD THE DUCK, Sex Crminals)] said he was approached by Marvel to write an Alpha Flight story and knew right away he wanted Trudeau included.

>"I kind of figured to do a story about Canada right now and not take that opportunity to put Trudeau in seemed like a waste.

>"He seems to be the popular culture association with Canada right now, right behind (Toronto rapper) Drake — and I probably couldn't get Drake in the comic," Zdarsky added, laughing.

>>84118659

>Zdarsky reached out to the Prime Minister's Office to inform them of his plans and was told that, while they couldn't endorse the comic, they were fine with him proceeding.

>The story involves a mysterious new Marvel character, Ulysses, who has the power to calculate the outcome of future events with a high degree of accuracy.

>The Marvel heroes are divided on how best to capitalize on the predictive power. Carol Danvers — also known as Captain Marvel — is in favour of profiling future crimes and attacks before they occur, while Tony Stark (Iron Man) believes the punishment can't come before the crime.

>Alpha Flight — formally the Canadian peacekeeping force — is supportive of using Ulysses to stop disasters and capture people, but there are also ethical conflicts within the group, Zdarsky noted. Despite being part of an international agency, the team feels they're "Canadian first" and seek out Trudeau for advice, he added.

>"I didn't want this to just be like a walk-on ... rescued by superheroes and he thanks them and that's the end of the story," Zdarsky said. "I think a lot of these real-life appearances in comics tend to go that way. I liked the idea of him actually engaging them in an ethical debate.

>"It's a little tricky just because once you start to put words in the prime minister's mouth, we acknowledge that this is basically Trudeau fan fiction," he added.

>"I had to kind of think about where he would stand on something like that and how he would handle it. Hopefully, I did a good job. Maybe I'll get a call from him saying: 'How could you have me saying that to ... Iron Man?'"

>Perez said he didn't want to do a direct photo trace of Trudeau, opting instead for a "happy medium" balancing realistic interpretation with cartooning.

>"I actually look like I have a bit of an altar to Justin Trudeau on my computer," Perez added.

>>84118674

>"I have about 20 photos of him lined up on my monitor as I'm drawing and trying to make sure from every angle I'm tackling him on, I'm trying to do my best representation of him. Not only getting that likeness, but also translating his personality in that likeness as well."

>>84118449
Is nobody gonna comment on the fact that Aurora there is literally Anita Sarkeesian?

>>84118517
>>84118560
Take off you Hosehead

>>84118659
Remember when Ramon Perez was the next big artist after he drew A Tale of Sand?

>>84118659
>>84118674
>Zdarsky
I still don't like that guy.

>>84118710
Anita's nose isn't that sharp. Also she's not wearing hoops and flannel.

Too bad Trudeau is a faggot and I dont support him in any way.

>fort mac burning to thr ground
>trudeau turns down help from USA, Mexico and Russia
>after theres nothign left of the city he hires a bunch of africans with no experience and flies them out to canada to put out fires
>they leave after a day because they want more money

>If your fight your enemies, they will win
>so I"ll remain sit on this corner

>>84118449
I'd read a comic about him getting punched in the face again and again.

>>84118449
>who wants to blow this dog with me

>when asked why trudeau chose to have a perfect 50/50 balance of male and female people in his parliment instead of whoever was more fit for the job he just said
>"Because its 2016!"

>when asked why hes raising a gay rainbow flag on the capital buildings flag pole, he just said
"Because its 2016!"

>>84118784
>they leave after a day because they want more money

Going to need to see some proof for that. I'm aware he brought over South Africans in order to fluff his anti-Western, anti-white boner, but I've heard no such thing about them leaving.

>>84118784

Way to form your own narrative buddy.

>>84118725

Tale of Sand is so fucking good goddamn.

>>84118874
You know what the ironic thing is? If he'd said
>to piss off the muslims

That would have both been satisfactory, and correct, because both those things irritate the shit out of muslims.

>>84118891
>dont look at news, you have to create your own narrative!

>>84118884
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/edmonton/south-african-firefighters-in-pay-dispute-leave-fort-mcmurray-1.3631385

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>>84118625
>>84118656

Canada is truly an evil country.

I know since I'm Canadian.

>>84118954

You exaggerated the fuck out of how much of the city was destroyed.

>>84118874
>when asked why trudeau chose to build a space station for global defense and staff it with only women he just said
>Because it's 2016

>>84118874
They were more fit for their positions than their predecessors

>>84119035
Is the whole operation in Captain Marvel a Canadian goverment project? I thought it was a vaguely worldwide thing from SWORD.

>>84119043
>hiring people based on merit and not gender/race
bigot

>>84119086
I don't think it's been explained at all. The staff on the space station seems to be mostly Canadian in Ultimates and mostly alien in Captain Marvel. And the end of Secret Wars implied Wakanda was involved somehow?

>>84119086
SWORD doesn't exist. It's all Alpha Flight now.

>>84118992
Christ, I'm as right wing as they come, and I still thought you were being a /pol/ tier Nazi. Then again, they say /pol/ is always right...

Of course, it seems to be entirely a labour migration issue centered around paying foreign workers their home salary for work they do in a country with a minimum wage that's higher than that.

>>84119110
And mostly women in A-Force

>Mr Trudeau when will the parlament adress the problem with the wild wendigos in the Alberta region ?

>>84119168
Maybe when Canadians stop being cannibals

>>84119203

Gotta eat somethin guy.

>>84119203
respect their proud and native traditions of cannibalism you bigot, its their culture you have no right to judge them.

Has Trudeau shut down the mutant death camps yet?

>>84118555
Wow, he's got a face like a 14 year old.

Very intimidating.

>>84119227
The Terrigen Mists make them redundant. It's a roaming gas chamber just for mutants

>>84118926
Yes, strange how so many of the things that trigger Muslims also trigger Western righties, it's almost as if they're both more similar than they care to admit.

>>84119136
Oh, I agree that they should be paid local wages if they fight here, but the entire thing was just an optics mess that should never have happened in the first place.

>>84118555
Looks like cultural appropriation to me Justin

Fuck I can't wait for Trump to annex the prairies and let the rest of this tire fire of a country rot.

>>84118656
They're pretty evil in DC too. Have a whole section of government called Dark Maple

>>84119363
That sounds weirdly delicious.

hope this is as hilarious as it looks

>>84119359

cause they're fucking racists

like that's pol number 1 cmon

>>84118656
And their beer sucks.

>>84119376
Read the new52 Dial H anon. It's really good.

>>84118874
>when asked why trudeau chose to have a perfect 50/50 balance of male and female people in his parliment instead of whoever was more fit for the job he just said
What I don't get is why he didn't just say 'why are you assuming they aren't fit for the job?'.

Much more succinct and actually makes sense, unlike just mentioning the year.

>>84119404

Islam isn't a race, though.

Also, to keep this /co/ related, are there any comics in either Marvel or DC that deal with what happens when religious fundies get superpowers?

>>84119446
Yeah, the x-men had to deal with the purifiers who were a group of terrorist that believed that mutants were a product of the devil.

Read god loves, man kills for that.

But if you want Examples of "muslims
Superhero that goes bad" I cant remember something like that from marvel, i think there is a what if a terrorist obtained iron man armor but that it.

>>84119442
By saying the year, he was implying that women was as equally competent than men. It wasn't on bad intentions but I think he was clumsy by not explaining further his point, as obvious it is.

I remember watching Trudeu give a speech on the Fort Mac fires. It was super off-putting because he was using really passionate words but face and tone showed no emotion. You would think that a drama teacher would be able to act.

>>84118784
You left out the part where they had to train the south african firefighters in the mystical art of hoses
And the part where they were literal bushwhackers that used sticks with leather on the end to fight fires

>>84118555
>Yes, he also actually boxes.

no he doesn't he LARPs boxing and gets his ass handed to him by 60 year old men

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MARVEL POSTERS == LEAF POSTERS

>>84118713
But I'm Texan

>>84119639
shut the fuck up
you're probably an austinfag or a houstonfag

if you kill all muties, they win

This guy looks like some 30 years old who try so hard to be cool and "hip"

>>84119359
>Fundamentalist Muslims and extreme right-wing conservatives have almost the exact same values.

You are an actual retard aren't you?
Islam and the US constitution are diametrically opposed.
The liberals in the US love Islam because they wish they could just kill or enslave anyone who disagrees with them like muslims do.

>>84119502
No he's just an idiot who want to be popular. No way he hired on merit, he justice wanted to be le feminist nu-male

>>84118449
is alpha flight even a Canadian team anymore?
last I checked they were pretty much carol's Secretaries nowadays

>>84120125
Okay.

>>84118449
show this image in /pol/ they'll get triggered for sure

>>84119534
well, thats even worse for the conservative he fought against and got his ass handed to him.

>>84118725
I remember when he was the ButterNutSquash guy.

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>>84120179
Oh yeah, for sure. While I appreciate his intentions, there is no doubt certain minister has no places at their job. Case in point, picture related who alienated nearly all of Quebec and fucks up her job every chances she's got.

>>84119363
Bwahahahahah

Dark Maple

>>84120544
[citation needed]

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>>84118449

>>84122023
Not exactly obscure buddy, it was a big event a few years ago

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/04/01/underdog_justin_trudeau_beats_patrick_brazeau_in_thrilla_on_the_hilla.html

Then again, you can hardly expect /pol/ to get their news from anything other than memes and trump NSAbook pages.

is canada still on fire?
did the south africans you important put it out yet?

>>84119086
Wakanda literally stole Alpha Flight from Canada and then let Carol run the whities half.

Yes Candada got double cucked out of there one superhero team

>>84122117
We gave the fire citizenship since its been in Canada long enough and is now part of our multicultural mosaic. The africans are now protesting the blaze for oppressing them as is their custom.

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>>84118449
Well it makes sense he is one of humanities greatest villains. His master plan to eliminate all the white males

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I bet I know how it ends

>>84122172
In their defense Canada is kind of a shithole and Wakanda is one of the best countries in the world

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>Budgets balance themselves
>Islamic honour killings shouldn't be called "barbaric"

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>>84120505
>triggered

/pol/ will laugh and shop Trudeau's eyes red and make "dude weed" jokes and then every canadian who responds will be met with accusations of shitposting and "A FUCKING LEAF"

>>84123319
The gays did nothing to deserve this

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>Refuses help from several nations with the fires because they aren't black enough
>Sells half the countries gold reserves at the lowest value
>Brings in shitloads of "refugees" to give homes to while not doing anything about the homeless
>Hires based on gender politics rather than who is the possible best for the government
You Canucks fucked up that election bad, you need to get rid of him or your country is gonna be a third world hellhole and we'll be forced to build a second wall

>>84123360
9 out of 10. Work in the Canadian Cuck mountie meme, and our greatest ally for full points.

>>84118467
Well can't say he's off point with capeshit writing.

>>84119203
Kraft Dinner is people! IIIIIIT'S PEOPLE!

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>Canada

>choosing sides

Yeah, make mine DC

>>84123561
Our last government did the exact same thing with our gold reserves so it is nothing new.

>>84123943
And our national wheat board too.

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Will Marvel make Civil War 3 about blatantly tolerant, handsome, strong liberals vs evil ugly twisted violent conservatives with innocent mudslimes in the middle?

>>84119502
He probably should have went with something along the lines of "because they're right for the job"

>>84119342
Anon, the prairies are the ones that are on fire.

Also what is this 'Canada is burning' shit, we get multiple forest fires every year. Then again the media had a frenzy about it and I have seen firsthand how they operate.

>>84118555
SNEEEEE OOOOOSH

>>84124192
Last I checked we're actually flooding in my province.

>>84118625
Reminder that if you eat human flesh in Canada you immediately turn into a Wendigo

>>84124348
Which is why about half the population of Northern Ontario can run faster than the wind and eat only jerky.

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>>84124348

>That Earth X story where Multiple Man was forced to eat one of his duplicates, causing him to become an ever-expanding horde of Wendigo

>>84119363
Fuck you that's amazing

>>84119018
2000 homes were lost the fire is still burning
>If you extinguish the fire it wins
t. Trudeau

>>84123275
But doesnt Wakana literally have a rebelion a coup,an invasion and/or a civil war every single issue?

>>84118467
>Mexicans welcome! Like who needs borders and immigration laws and shit?

Leafs actually decided a fucking substitute teacher was good enough be their Prime Minister.

>>84124764

people saw him as more since his father was prime minister back in the 70's.

and they hated Harper. me though, I thought things were bertter with him outside maybe his final year.

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>>84118555
Yeah, he's a great boxer.

>>84124868
>people saw him as more since his father was prime minister back in the 70's.
I'm not up on my Leaf history but wasn't his father a commie lover who got cucked by his ultra-whore wife sleeping with the Rolling Stones?

>>84125021
yes

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>>84118449
Reminder that Pierre Trudeau appeared in early Alpha Flight appearances, and was essentially behind the Weapon X project and the morally dubious parts of the Flight system's creation.

Justin showing up is just upholding family tradition.
I just hope he's portrayed appropriately for Marvel Canada. By which I mean evil.

>>84124923
>That nigga's face when Trudeau kiss the floor

>>84126002
Pierre Trudeau admired Chairman Mao and Fidel Castro irl, so it's not out of character.

He also declared Martial Law in Quebec.

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>>84123742

>Feelings over Facts is now law in Canada

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>>84119292
It's almost as though there are other reasons they hate each other

>>84126002

he looks like captain boomerang

>>84126002

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_X_Project_(Earth-616)

"In the 1970s the Weapon X project expanded into Canada, where it was run by Department K but still funded by the CIA. "

>>84124923
>yfw you could beat the shit out of the Canadian PM with ease

That guard form is like a fucking kids.

>>84123275

Don't forget that hickman totally wiped them out but that was completely forgotten apparently....

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>>84126273
>Bestiality is legal in Canada
>Microaggressions aren't.

>>84124609

2000 out of how many?

Ft.Mac isn't some rinky dink little shitvillage anymore, its where all the oilsands workers live.
And from what I've heard firsthand of the place i chalk it up to sodom and gomorah type of shit.

>>84126777
http://www.snopes.com/canada-legalizes-beastiality/

>>84126777
>Bestiality is legal in Canada
No it's not. You've just read some poor reporting on a legal process.
http://www.snopes.com/canada-legalizes-beastiality/

>>84126211

Yeah it was also the god damn 70's, tons of influencial people were into Mao and Castro during that time.

Just not Americans.... which is really the problem right

>>84126777

Look, obviously its fucked up, repugnant and awful and animal abuse.... but desu its not something someone should be jailed long term for, its a god damn mental health issue.... nobody in their right mind decides to fuck an animal

>>84126866
do you feel the same way about pedophilia?

>>84126866
The ruling only came because some guy who was convicted for fucking his step daughters and involving the dog in the fucking said, "Look, you can convict me for fucking my stepdaughters, but you can't convict me for bestiality because no penetration happened".

And the supreme court looked over the old laws and said "Shit he's technically right".

But now there's new legislation in the process of getting passed that would include non-penetrative sex acts as counting as bestiality so that people who use their dogs to bugger their stepdaughters don't get off on a bestiality charge on a technicality.

>>84126890

No, because I don't see a child on an equal ground as an animal, sorry... animal abuse is wrong and deserves punishment and follow up counselling because its a sign of a larger issue.

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Apologize.

>>84126918

well fuck that got complicated.... its pretty sad when we have to worry about a loophole involving a perv having a dog fuck a child.

god damn i need a beer.

>>84118483

This.

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>>84126961

never

>>84126829
>>84126839
>snopes

is for retards

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There's a thousand and one reasons to hate on Justin Trudea and /pol/ latches onto the stupid shit that doesn't even matter. He's a milquetoast centrist and he acts like basically every other mainstream politician.

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>>84127078
>Oh no I got caught being retarded and I can't cover my ass because I'm fundamentally wrong on basic facts
>"Well that whole website sucks"
>Ha that showed them

>>84127078
Memez>realz :^)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC3e1dhiAaI

Do you remember?

>>84126961
You sold our oil to the Chinese and kept bringing in cheap Filipino labour.

>>84120102

Half of the reason he was even elected was due to the contrast between him, the hip new flavour, and the previous guy, who looked like a kitten-eating reptilian in a sweater.

>>84123742
>>84126273

I looked it up. The use of "truth" in this context means a belief that is sincerely held by the speaker. The court found that professing an honest belief in your words doesn't protect you from hate speech legislation.

http://scc-csc.lexum.com/scc-csc/scc-csc/en/item/12876/index.do

>>84118449
I'm glad to see Sam Humphries finally made it onto a comic book cover.

>>84126542

To be fair, that's the last three seconds of the fight. He could have been dead on his feet.

>>84127468

well yeah, the KKK isn't fucking faking hating black people.

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>>84127078

Not like image macros and unsourced screeds on 4chan. That's where real patricians get their facts!

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Dr. Pavel, I'm CI, eh.

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>>84127581

>>84118560
Didn't he campaign on making weed legal?

>>84120401
Was just going to post this. What'd Canada ever do to deserve something like that?

>>84127719

One of the reasons people voted for him yeah, legislation is supposed to be figured out by April 20 2017

and no, I'm not joking about the date.

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>>84118449
>tfw Canadian
>Everyone around me loves this fucking faggot for no reason
>Everything that comes out of his mouth is fucking retarded
>His father sewed the seeds to ruin this country and his retard son still got elected on his name

>>84127468
...which still doesn't justify feelings-based censorship.

>>84118536
They really are trying to make Carol Marvel's WW.

>>84127752
real Canada or marvel Canada?
cause both have done some shit in the past.
marvel Canada has full on mutant death camps and funded weapon x for starters.
real Canada made Japanese interment camps during ww2 and don't get me started on the shit that went down in the Canadian Indian residential school system.

>>84128717
>shit that went down in the Canadian Indian residential school system.

That's literally just a bunch of Indian dindus complaining about nothing for more government gibmedats.

>>84125021
Sauce on the stones bit?

>>84129591
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/margaret-trudeau
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20067568,00.html

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>>84126961
>Apologize
>To a Dimensional Shambler wearing a skin-suit
Tip top kek.

>>84126866
Why is killing and eating animals okay but having sex with them not

>>84128177
The point is that it's not a "feelings over facts" law, the factual accuracy is not in question. You can sincerely believe Jews have a second mouth used only for feeding on children and get jailed if you advocate beating Jews up based on those grounds.

And don't get all high and mighty about censorship in America, all America's first amendment prevents is censorship from the government, every other form of authority within the land are perfectly within their rights to refuse to patronize whatever kind of bullshit you wish to say.

>>84129653
>She left him and fucked the lead singer of the rolling stones
>On there fucking anniversary
BASED AS FUCK

>>84129795
>The point is that it's not a "feelings over facts" law

No, it's a "jail time for hurt feelings" law.

I wish I were his escort, to facefuck him and get paid for it.

>>84118784
>burgerfat butthurt Canadians didn't need their help and that anything offered wasn't needed

Looks like /pol/'s been triggered because they're jealous their limp wristed negroid would get knocked the fuck out by Canada's prettiest Prime Minister

>>84130074
Why would /pol/ care about either of those faggots?

>>84128770
>prairie sheep ducked detected
We just stopped in 1996. It's going to be at least another generation until the people who are completely mentally fucked by beatings, rape, and more; then fucked up their kids, have kids who are slightly better adjusted.

And those are just the ones living in the cities now. Reserve natives are barely functional.

>>84130119
I don't know, why are you caring so much?

>>84128038
Legal weed, the only party who didn't lie about balancing a budget in a year, and great hair.

>>84130185
> mentally fucked by beatings, rape, and more

None of that shit ever happened. It's literally just red niggers blaming whitey.

The schools were a positive influence that are being blamed because the chiefs can't manage shit.

http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/paul-russell-could-it-be-that-residential-schools-werent-so-bad
http://www.ainlay.ca/datafiles/Ourdeva/IndianResidentialSchools.pdf

>Reserve natives are barely functional.

And you can't blame whitey for that.

>>84129881
Okay sure just nitpick and push memes whatever.

>>84130260
> the only party who didn't lie about balancing a budget in a year

By promising to throw us into debt for decades.

>>84130295
He just introduced a bill that would give two years in prison for "anti-transgender hate speech". There are no real standards of what constitutes hate speech in canada. It's a hurt feelings bill.

>>84118483
Yup

>>84128177
Hey, I don't argue for America to have laws based on common sense. Canada operated on implied bill of rights because our country is intelligent enough to agree where the line of too far is.

It's obvious you guys weren't ready to form your own country when you did, and certainly aren't intelligent enough now. You guys need unlimited speech because you're just too damn ass backwards retarded to decide what is and isnt acceptable.

>>84130380
gee I am sure that having sex even if oral with animals isnt acceptable

>>84130313
5 years with heavy invest in infrastructure. Where Harper almost turned us into Venezuela by over relying on an extremely expensive oil source.

>>84130416
You may want to check your laws Amerifat. Hell you can even fuck your cousin in a lot of your hick country

>>84130422
Trudeau will do nothing to boost manufacturing in this country. It's all money down the drain.

>>84130533
> thinks manufacturing is ever coming back from third world countries
HAHAHAHAHA.
Yeah, we'll move to specialized field. America can crater itself so it's people are sewing Nikes for a couple cents a day.

>>84130284
>http://www.ainlay.ca/datafiles/Ourdeva/IndianResidentialSchools.pdf
>Ainlay
>Ourdeva

Why are you sourcing my old teacher, anon? You still a high schooler?

>>84130649
Read the article.

>>84130422
>5 years with heavy invest in infrastructure.

It counts "social infrastructure," and the actual investments into hard infrastructure (which I support going into debt for) have been minimal.

>>84130346
>There are no real standards of what constitutes hate speech in canada.
This is incorrect.

Canadian law prohibits "hate propaganda" which is any public speech or writing that is "intended or likely to circulate extreme feelings of opprobrium and enmity against a racial or religious group" and may soon include transgenders and homosexuals.

It's a very clear standard. Unless you want to pretend that people don't intentionally propagandize to sway people against certain groups and that this kind of behavior isn't identifiable. Then you're just being obtuse.

>>84130662
Anon, I just think its weird that you're using material from a teacher I had, from a school site I went to.

>>84130284
>one author disagreed so that makes it fact
Just because you can Google it, doesn't make it true. Most have went to school in Saskatchewan or something

>>84130680
>"intended or likely to circulate extreme feelings of opprobrium and enmity against a racial or religious group"

Which is a vague and meaningless definition. Bill Whatcott was fined 17k for offending some dykes.

>>84130680
>Then you're just being obtuse
That's the American way. They can barely run their country because of it. At least the House of Commons can actually pass a budget.

>>84130724
Doesn't seem vague at all to me.

Maybe you're just numb to what constitutes as hate propaganda and think it's normal/acceptable.

>>84130715
>>one author collected statistics and testimonies that proved the narrative wrong

>>84130666
You must have missed the country wide tour. My city was promised a pretty hefty sum to upgrade our failing public transit system.

>>84130724
Don't worry. We understand the failing American school system. If it's not on a fast food dollar menu, you guys get a bit flustered.

>>84130755
What are "extreme feelings"? Why should feelings be policed if they don't lead to action? The only purpose this law serves is to punish thought crimes.

>>84130822
>I can't defend my country's Orwellian thought crime laws, so I'll call the other guy a retard.

>>84130760
>one author writes a book to sell copies to racists in Toronto and the prairies

>>84130784
Fugg, I'm not in BC, and would've preferred greater support for my city's LRT development. The flexibility of funding is nice, though it could be rolled out better, timeline wise.

>>84130827
>thought crimes
You can think anything you want. Expressing it means you have to be an adult and be accountable.

I know, foreign concept to a country that formed on a tea time temper tantrum.

>>84130876
>Prairies
>racist
We can elect South Asian, Muslim mayors and not make a fuss about it.

>>84130910
I'm in northern Ontario.

>>84130827
>What are "extreme feelings"?
What kind of question is that? Are you a robot?

Because there is a very particular reason we don't hire robots and computers as lawyers. If you can't apply an interpretation of the law to real life then you really have no business discussing, especially if you can't identify an "extreme feeling". How could you ever argue a case involving crimes of passion? Those are also laws in which identifying emotion is important.

Then again, you just casually called lesbians "dykes" while talking about hate speech. I really do think you're just numb to the whole idea of that kind of talk influencing how people regard others. The kind of person who likes to use memes and parroting how other people talk instead of actually thinking about what they're saying.

>>84130876
It was a mainstream newsmagazine from Alberta. Or is everything not approved by CBC cucks "racist"?

>>84130929
>You should be forced to serve jail time for offending some trannies and faggots.

>>84130961
>literally can only rely on Calgary and Edmonton to defend the intellectual wasteland that is the Canadian prairies.
That whole area sheep fucked themselves pseudo murrican

>>84130984
"Northern Ontario" or actually north of Sudbury Ontario?

(I'm writing a paper on northern development for work, and I've started to realize that way too much of Ontario's northern development funding isn't actually going to the north.)

>>84131045
>Alberta being right about anything ever
Your mismanagement of the oil sands almost made the country go Venezuela

>>84131045
Yeah, you could probably use a time out from civilized society

>>84131031
How do you quantify an "extreme feeling" that doesn't lead to an action? Why is that even a crime? You're literally just punishing people for not feeling the way the government thinks you're supposed to.

Do you really think people using the word "fag" or "dyke" casually is a crime? You neutered fucking queer.

>>84131138
We didn't want to sell everything to the Chinese. As it stands, there's no proof anything went wrong in the Residential schools aside from anecdote.

>>84131164
Back to your safe space, you fucking faggot.

>>84131116
Thunder Bay north. Sudbury is hardly Northern Ontario. And you're completely right. This end of the province gets fucked six ways from Sunday. We produce surplus power from our hydro, but pay jacked up rated since they're tied to southern consumption.

Biggest issue not talked about, because you literally have to go talk to scary natives living in bushes around cities how reserves will just drop off their most troubled and drug addicted residents in front in front of shelters and forget about then

>>84131073
Everyone knows that the less populated parts of Canada don't really matter, whether it's Toronto looking outwards, or Prairie cities looking down on outsiders.

>pseudo murrican
>the region that birthed the first successful socialist (in the original sense) party to take office in North America
>the region with an NDP majority Alberta

>>84131138
>mismanagement
How is it Alberta's fault if other provinces won't let us export and prefer to import foreign energy? How is it Alberta's fault Ontario's manufacturing isn't competitive and the province is only just now beginning to diversify past it?

>Harper gets Canada through the worst economic collapse in post-modern history while growing the Canadian economy
>people actually vote him out because of MUH SJW

Most incredible betrayal of a leader since Churchill lost.

>>84131231
>there's no proof because one author over hundreds of historians and thousands of testimonies has more weight when I agree with it

>>84131250
>Sudbury is hardly Northern Ontario.
Yeah, I was trying to get that across, but it didn't quite come through.

If I were Trudeau, I'd be pushing Northern development, be it the Ring of Fire, Plan Nord, or anything else, because I'm sure the north will see more movement into it in the coming decades. But I'm not him, and so I wait.

>>84131256
> we managed to go bankrupt with huge oil deposits
Good thing the NDP will fix your broke province.

>>84131270
> Harper squanders the biggest economic opportunity Canada has ever had through poor investment strategies, mismanagement of oil production, and only survived due to banking rules he was trying to roll back prior to the collapse
Fixed

>>84131347
>Alberta
>bankrupt
Haha, our debt -- and more importantly, debt per capita -- are still lower than "diversified" Ontario's. I'm fine with the provincial NDP's management so far, too.

>>84131401
Kek, if Harper had pushed through pipeline development and made oil production more profitable, you'd be here complaining that he was trampling over the will of the provinces and the security of the environment. I didn't even like Harper, and I think it's bizarre how people (from either side) thought he was a magic wizard responsible for the economy's flaws or strengths.

>>84118483
Yep

>>84131499
> actually believing the pipeline would bring jobs
HAHAHAHA, oh wow. Good thing you retards lost the vote. No, it's because we'd just be creating a huge liability with next to know economic benefit and extremely temporary jobs. Which was most of Harper's plan, giving tax incentives so companies over hired part time works so his employment numbers looked better while quality of jobs declined further due to poor fiscal policy.

Way to piss away such a huge surplus and never get the country out of debt.

>>84119342
>Fuck I can't wait for Trump to annex the prairies and let the rest of this tire fire of a country rot.

>Implying you have a hope in hell of beating Canada in a war.

Go back to your US centric bullshit history anon.

>>84131583
If they think ISIS is bad, they should what a bunch of drunk hockey players piled into a jeep with their hunting rifles. Be repainting the white house again at least a week after invasion. Can't really imprison us, they already filled their jails with the blacks, spics, and pot smokers.

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>>84130380

>Hurr durr Canada is so great

You exist becuse we allow you to

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>>84118449
>putting a woman-beater on the cover of a comic

How much lower can Marvel get?

>>84131576
Sorry, I was touching specifically on the "Harper mismanaged the oil" meme, especially because he was largely hands-off when it came to the oilsands, and doubly so in his later years, after he finally realized his touch was doing more harm than good (a la Keystone, the fading away of his "energy superpower" rhetoric, etc.).

Personally, I'm disappointed that Ontario, which was supposed to pick up the slack when oil prices (and by extension, the speculation on oil prices which is the Canadian dollar) fell. I /want/ Canada's economy to be chugging along.

>Good thing you retards lost the vote.
But I didn't vote Harper, you silly goof.

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>>84131690
Wow you're really impressing us with that thing you did fifty-five years ago.

Almost as impressive as a middle aged man bragging about his high school trophy, that.

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>>84131802
>especially because he was largely hands-off when it came to the oilsands
I don't think you get that's part of the problem. He left it up to Alberta, spread no economic benefit to the rest of the country, and Alberta COMPLETELY fucked it up. The whole area is a mess, so even trying to increase production again is difficult because of the lack of planning in excavation. They pissed away the profits by not balancing their budgets.

> Personally, I'm disappointed that Ontario, which was supposed to pick up the slack when oil prices (and by extension, the speculation on oil prices which is the Canadian dollar) fell. I /want/ Canada's economy to be chugging along.
Ontario has been completely fucked for the past decade over the provincial liberals corruption. The problem is the conservatives are headed by essentially tea party light, and Ontario will never, ever, EVER, vote NDP again after Bob Rae was handed the shittiest economy ever and was left with no good options after promising the moon.

>>84118517
He also planks man! And poses shirtless in magazines. Dude is a true Canadian fucking hero. Eventually he may get around to some of his election promises too. But not before making sure his cabinet has at least one member of every ethnicity.

>>84131895
It all makes sense now, Marvel hates women.

>>84131947
>cuntservatives still harping on this
So... who's the unqualified cabinet minister? Who was passed over in favour of a women? Because last I checked Harper once had a guy who was "questioning" on evolution as our science minister, and Trudeau actually appointed one of the most qualified cabinets the country has seen. Seriously, everyone in their position has some form of expertise or experience to make them suited for the job.

/pol/ was just so butthurt by the "it's 2015" remark, they forgot to actually research.

Hey guys, it's 2015, turns out it was pretty easy to find a 50/50 gender split of qualified candidates. I mean I understand why Americans were so baffled, they have trouble finding ANYONE qualified to run anything in their government.

>>84131285
Unless there's no concrete proof that the abuse happened, its all hearsay.

>>84131073
>intellectual wasteland that is the Canadian prairies.

Better than living in tumblronto.

>>84132025
>concrete proof
Are you expecting security footage or something?

>>84132091
I'm expecting more than some fucking Indians looking for cheap sympathy and a handout.

>>84132056
>prairie sheepfucker assumes everyone who looks down on them is from RobFordVille

>>84132024
>We found the bare minimum of qualified people to have a 50/50 gender split instead of hiring the people most qualified for the job.

>>84131936
>He left it up to Alberta, spread no economic benefit to the rest of the country, and Alberta COMPLETELY fucked it up.
As I touched upon, he was getting ripped to shreds by the provinces and international environmental advocates for "cheerleading," so he dropped the energy superpower stance.

> The whole area is a mess, so even trying to increase production again is difficult because of the lack of planning in excavation.
Production wasn't going to increase dramatically, m8; we're still below profitability for most firms due to oil prices.

>They pissed away the profits by not balancing their budgets.
Who's they? Alberta's government kept touting fiscal responsibility, hence why they preferred to cut government spending as opposed to increasing revenues by collecting greater oil revenues. This isn't an issue of "balanced vs. unbalanced budgets," but "greater revenue streams vs. lesser ones," which is what you should be arguing.

If you speaking about the feds, it's a similar story, with the added effect that Canada actually faced the 2008 recession, and thereby increased spending.


The recent history of the oilsands is fun to examine, and I think you're hitting the broad strokes correctly.

>>84132116
>tens of thousands
>some

Hey, and I guess you're certain Cosby really didn't rape any of those girls. I mean since there's no filmed evidence where the victim was holding up two pieces of authorized government I.D. while reciting the exact time and date of the abuse... must all be hearsay

>>84132118
So where are you from then? Hongcouver? Welfare Scotia?

>>84132143
So who was more qualified? Cuntservatives can't seem to do much more then cry about how wrecked they got from Trudeau dismissing their pants pissing tantrums about losing the election

>>84130284

Your first source is a fucking opinion column - the festering cyst of print journalism - that's just made up of quotes from random folk who don't even have that journalistic cred. The second has more journalistic merit but still consists mostly of individual anecdotes rather than anything verifiable or objective.

Both sources fall far short of your argument that "none of that shit ever happened." They only support the argument that "that shit didn't happen all the time." You think anyone is arguing that literally everyone sent to a residential school was beaten and raped?

Hey, I was raised Catholic and never got molested by a priest, so I guess that was made up too. I even got picked up by a cop one time without getting beaten, so police brutality or abuse of power doesn't exist either. And I've walked through sketchy neighbourhoods without trouble, so I guess mugging is something just made up by TV. I've never been scammed on Kickstarter, so I know that's a myth, and I've never had my identity stolen, so anyone crying that is just trying to get free money.

I'm really not sure if this is bait or not, because while you really sound like you believe it, I'm having trouble believing an adult can even have an opinion this ignorant.

>>84132205
>I'm having trouble believing an adult can even have an opinion this ignorant.
He's Canadian eh, it's not his fault buddy

>>84132024
>So... who's the unqualified cabinet minister?
Melanie Jolie, Jody Wilson-Raybould if her legislation gets knocked out by the SCS just like Harper's and Stephane Dion.

>>84132167
>tens of thousands

Citation needed.

>>84132156
> As I touched upon, he was getting ripped to shreds by the provinces and international environmental advocates for "cheerleading," so he dropped the energy superpower stance.
Majority government where he literally ignored any protest or opposition to his actions, suddenly scared by some hippies. Right. That's the revisionist history you're trying to go with.

Or he had an extreme bias towards Alberta.

> Production wasn't going to increase dramatically, m8; we're still below profitability for most firms due to oil prices.
Production was mismanaged so much, it can't be increased. Citing the current cratered oil prices doesn't explain why the country saw very little economic benefit outside of Alberta

Which once again pissed away profits in favour of having no taxes. There's a difference between not over taxing, and just not taxing and using oil profits to stay afloat.

Canada SHOULD have been an economic powerhouse when the rest of the world collapsed while we stood near unscathed. Harper's economic incompetence, lack of investment outside of partisan jockeying and favours, and perverse tax incentives to hide falling employment is why the country's economy is so sluggish.

>>84131690
>Oh yeah, well, my dad can beat up your dad!

I always love when it comes down to this.

>>84132205
>Your first source is a fucking opinion column - the festering cyst of print journalism - that's just made up of quotes from random folk who don't even have that journalistic cred.

It's a column made of of interviews from people who actually went to residential schools, which I guess doesn't count because it doesn't fit your white guilt narrative, you self-hating left-wing cocksucker.

>Hey, I was raised Catholic and never got molested by a priest, so I guess that was made up too.

Most molestation claims are made up. There is an absurd number of falsely accused priests.

>I even got picked up by a cop one time without getting beaten, so police brutality or abuse of power doesn't exist either

Not to the extent that Al Sharpton and other race-baiters think it does.

> I'm having trouble believing an adult can even have an opinion this ignorant.

Sorry you can't form opinions the CBC doesn't form for you.

>>84132167
>Hey, and I guess you're certain Cosby really didn't rape any of those girls.

He didn't, though. The accusations all come from questionable sources.

http://melanoidnation.org/why-is-the-media-ignoring-the-shady-backgrounds-of-some-of-the-cosby-accusers/

The media's out to get Cosby because he opposes nigger culture.

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>>84131690
>Doesnt know the score between Canada Vs America fight.

Bitch you cant handle a bunch of uneducated ragheads, or Vietnamese peasants.

Yah youre going to take the great white north who is as technologically competent as you and hold it through winter.

All the while dealing with a hunter culture with guns per capita equal to yours and intimate knowledge of the woodlands, the Canadian winter, and how to shoot/snipe.

Thats not even getting into the allies that would flock to Canadas side to earn favor.

>>84118467
You know he means in the sense that if you kill them, you'll just spawn a bunch of radicals angry at you for killing their brethren, who if you kill only spawn more radicals, and so forth.

I know I'm probably responding to an American so this probably won't be understood, but for the sake of others who like to repeat this meme, I hope you realize what he's actually saying here.

>>84132362
> It's a column made of of interviews from people who actually went to residential schools, which I guess doesn't count because it doesn't fit your white guilt narrative, you self-hating left-wing cocksucker.
So you believe some natives that had a positive experience, and not some natives who had negative experiences... because one side agrees with your narrative when the evidence is of the exact same type of source. Hearsay testimonies

>>84132350
Sad part is both history and a basic knowledge of logistics shows one dad would win, and its not the one that anon thinks...

>>84132421
Well thanks for proving you do believe anything you can google

>>84124348
That's pretty fucking metal actually. Mahvel should do more stories about Canada.

>>84132443
I'm saying I have no reason to believe that any abuse happened because in lieu of any real evidence there is just as much, if not more testimony that goes against the narrative.

>>84132485
And you only believe Cosby is guilty because the TV told you.

>>84132435
>Bitch you cant handle a bunch of uneducated ragheads, or Vietnamese peasants.

Vancouver?

>>84132340
>scared by some hippies.
More like discovered his "magic economic touch" was just him sipping the same Kool-Aid he gave others post-2008. Post Nexen deal, and especially post Keystone implosion (i.e. right as his majority would have been able to move this file), everything imploded.

>That's the revisionist history you're trying to go with.
So wait, are you telling me that we live in a Canada with all those pipelines? What revisionist history is this?

>Citing the current cratered oil prices doesn't explain why the country saw very little economic benefit outside of Alberta
Because manufacturing is always going to be uncompetitive in Western countries (unless you believe the economic nationalist memes), it was only viable in an economy with a low dollar that was de facto tied to oil pricing speculation, and next to the world's largest economy.

Provincial governments have a huge mandate to promote science and technology sectors, as well as other skilled sectors, due to the Constitution; the fact that Canadian provinces couldn't understand that we live in a post-manufacturing, post-fisheries economy is troubling.

I'm agreeing with you about taxation, which is a different beast than the unbalanced budget spectre you were raising earlier.

>>84132609
Those are our cannon fodder, that and Saskatchewan.

>>84132362

You're not getting it. I understand that those people actually attended residential schools. I believe that when those people say they weren't abused, they actually weren't abused. I can believe this and still believe that many attendees *were* abused because I have the maturity and intelligence to believe that residential schools varied across the wide geographical and chronological expanse that they existed. You meanwhile don't seem to grasp the concept that abuse could happen at one school while not also happening at every single other school.

I honestly don't know how you can even go through adult life with those blinders on. I wonder if you refuse to stop at any Timmy's in the country because you got bad service in one when you were ten years old, or if you scoff at the concept of any Loblaw's having rats because you know the one in your girlfriend's hometown doesn't.

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>>84132577
>And you only believe Cosby is guilty because the TV told you.
You realize people have been trying to get justice on Cosby rapes for decades, right.

No. No, of course you don't. You don't need to look things up or anything, you've got your gut feelings and maybe one or two poorly written articles and that's all you need, huh.

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>>84128177
It's the opposite of feelings-based censorship dumbass. You can "feel" whatever you want is truth, but if it's racist shit then it's hate speech.

>>84132577
>I'm saying I have no reason to believe that any abuse happened because in lieu of any real evidence there is just as much, if not more testimony that goes against the narrative.

True fact: Every Muslim I've gotten to know has been a pretty decent person. You can imagine my face when I'm laughing at people who believe Muslim terrorists actually exist.

>>84118467
talking about islamic extremists he's right though, isnt he?

>>84132754
>It's okay to punish people for having the wrong attitude.

Leafcucks, everyone.

>>84132653
>Implying anyone lives in Saskatchewan

I'm sure those five gasoline attendants make quite the fighting force.

>>84132687
>A lack of skepticism towards unverrified claims is maturity

>>84132859
It's okay to punish people for advocating harm against another group of people, yes. I don't know where you're memeing that greentext from but it's time to stop.

>>84132435
>trying to pick a fight with the two largest navies in the world
All the US has to do is sit their asses offshore and shell you into submission

Guys, Canada and the US are supposed to be best friends. Largest undefended border in the world remember? All you people flinging shit on both sides need to shut up and fuck already.

>>84132964
Stop pretending that the Northwest Passage is international waters, then.

>>84119710
dentonfag

>>84132913

This is a strange argument from someone whose citations consist entirely of Literally Who's testimony.

You're sounding a lot less convincing than you did before. I'm pretty sure this is bait. Well, congratulations on hooking me, I guess.

>>84130475
2nd cousin is allowed, we restrict 1st cousin. Canada actually has 1st cousin marriage, you fucking leech.

>>84119415
Well it IS fiction.

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>wander into /co/ for no real reason
>mfw Trudeau thread

Justin is love
Justin is life
Justin is always board-relevant

>>84132933
Shell the largest country in the world?

Youre not smart enough to take Canada.

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>>84133464
>Canada
>The largest country in the world

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>>84118449
>That feel when you are trying to be optimistic about new Alpha Flight material but you know better and this is cringe as fuck

>>84133816
>Ask for permission from the Arch Reagent of Canada to use his visage in a comic book
>Have him act like a mentor and give advice to Alpha Flight
>Kill them off a few issues later

The absolute mad men

>>84133782
Only counting Russia's annexed territory does it beat Canada in size, and its had periods of moving between first and second as it gains and loses.

>>84133960
You might be thinking of China or the US, which are vaguely similar in size and can change rankings depending on how you count.

Canada's nowhere close to Russia.

>>84133960
I love watching two sparsely inhabited largely inhospitable nations fight over who has more wastelands.

>>84133993
Actually when you count total size including waterways Canada becomes #1

And in the 90's Russia and Canada bounced between 1 and 2.

Dont take my word for any of this its easily researchable.

>>84133993
Canada is at least 100,000 square feet larger than China and the US.

Use a Google search once in a while.

>>84133999
The point is you aint shelling shit yank.

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>>84134035
I'm not that guy.

>>84132441
It's still childish, and considering Canada is still "killing their enemies" disingenuous at best.

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>>84130074
>Canada's prettiest Prime Minister
That ain't John Turner.

>>84134078
>It's still childish
>Understanding the basic cause and effect happening throughout history is childish

>>84134017
>>84134023
Both China and the US have more land area (but less water area) than Canada. And Russia was never smaller than Canada. Maybe try looking it up?

>>84133960
You've been misinformed, anon. Russia has 17 million square kilometres of land and 8 million square kilometres of water in its EEZ (7 million square miles of land and 3 million square miles of water); Canada has 10 million square kilometres of land and 3 million square kilometres of water in its EEZ (4 million square miles of land and 1 million square miles of water).

Russia's 25 million km2 is bigger than Canada's 13 million km2.

>>84134142
Maybe follow your own advice?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=largest+countries+

>>84132933
What's the point of shelling from way the fuck off to the coast lines when the whole population is walking distance from the border?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzHAvw1WGkU

>>84134205
Wow I didn't know that.
Your country is SO fucking empty.

>>84131802
>Personally, I'm disappointed that Ontario, which was supposed to pick up the slack when oil prices (and by extension, the speculation on oil prices which is the Canadian dollar) fell.

All the metals from Northern Ontario started tanking around the same time as oil did, and those were contributing heavily to Ontario doing at all well, and those same tanking mineral prices (and Native land rights bullshit) are killing any far north development.

>>84134205
>1 Russia
>2 Canada
>3 US
>4 China

Canda is bigger than the US by about 150000 miles or so. It's still smaller than Russia.
I guess it qualifies as the largest country in the hemisphere, but not the entire world.

>>84131936
>The problem is the conservatives are headed by essentially tea party light

Patrick Brown is honestly sounding more Red Tory to me than any PC leader since before Harris. Am I wrong there?

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>>84134078
>attacking the root cause of terrorism, its popular support and resonance with frustrated, directionless, hopeless young men
>rather than continuing to hammer on the problem with sheer violence despite years of it only intensifying the problem
>childish

>>84134310
That makes sense, but it also makes the whole past decade of "Alberta is killing the economy" more irksome. I knew resource extraction and development were powering large parts of Northern Canada, leading to a buffer against the recession for the South, but didn't realize it was linked to Ontario manufacturing, too.

Fucking commodities, man.

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>>84134142
>And Russia was never smaller than Canada.

What is the collapse of the Soviet union, it was absolutely smaller at one point and didnt gain back #1 until it became the Russian federation.

A huge chunk of the eastern side of Russia isnt originally Russia and isnt always Russia, you know like that whole Ukraine thing that happened a few years ago?

Look it up

>>84132917
>It's okay to punish people for advocating harm against another group of people

So free speech is bad when it makes you uncomfortable? Got it.

It's a thought crime law.

>>84133232

>Literally Who's testimony.

So testimony only counts if the people are famous?

>>84134349
Sweden gave Isis members jobs and free money. how'd that work out?

>>84132515
Alpha Flight was a series for over a decade, and it's been revived like 3 times since, despite Bendis using them as fodder.

Canada also has a Vandal Savage rip off back by horrible plant monster aliens. And an ancient Demon-God made out of the entire Tundra.

>>84134401
I'm being baited.

On 25 December 1991, the USSR was dissolved into 15 post-Soviet states, one of which was the Russian Federation. The Russian Federation's territory did not change until 2014's annexation of Crimea.

>A huge chunk of the eastern side of Russia isnt originally Russia and isnt always Russia
Yes, but Russia absorbed 99% of it over a century ago, back when it was an empire, with the remaining statelets slowly being incorporated into the Russian SFSR.

>>84134349
He's not "attacking the root cause of terrorism"
because saying "killing them means they win" ISN'T A FUCKING STRATEGY. It's not a plan. It isn't anything. You're acting like saying "solve the problem" is the solution to the problem.
You're giving him back pats for regurgitating ghandi fortune cookies

what sad is I can believe someone would argue for hate speech

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>>84134205
Are you pretending to be retarded or does it come naturally. Compared to the Russian SFSR modern Russia has actually expanded (though comparatively little) by gaining Crimea and the territories seized from Georgia

>>84134372
>Fucking commodities, man.

Hewers of Wood. Drawers of Water. Canada's forever fate.

>>84134594
Which I wouldn't mind if we were fantastic at it, instead of having our commodities success be contingent on dealing with people who'd rather talk about diversifying the economy as opposed to actually trying to make it diversified.

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>>84134529
>You're acting like saying "solve the problem" is the solution to the problem

Nobody is acting like that. Nobody is pretending that nice words are a solution. What we are trying to do is explain what the nice words mean, because there's a whole world of dumb shits posting Mortal Kombat memes out of ignorance.

He never even said it in the first place.

>>84131849
>a loser in highschool
hey man, i love Chris Hadfield but you could have been like us

>>84134813
I don't follow, the connection to Hadfield makes no sense.

>>84132577
>"real evidence"
Sure is vague. What consitutes "real evidence" as your evidence is the exact same. Tesitmony. Which only indicates that not everyone had a negative experience, not that they didn't exist.

Fuck, did you go to an american school or something?

>>84132619
> More like discovered his "magic economic touch" was just him sipping the same Kool-Aid he gave others post-2008. Post Nexen deal, and especially post Keystone implosion (i.e. right as his majority would have been able to move this file), everything imploded.
Except he managed the economy terribly. Him saying he's doing great, doesn't actually mean he's doing great.

> So wait, are you telling me that we live in a Canada with all those pipelines? What revisionist history is this?
The pipelines wouldn't have done squat, they had very little economic benefit to the country as a whole and just a big fucking expensive liability. It was a bad investment.

> Because manufacturing is always going to be uncompetitive in Western countries (unless you believe the economic nationalist memes), it was only viable in an economy with a low dollar that was de facto tied to oil pricing speculation, and next to the world's largest economy.
Literally the sentence you're responding to has nothing to do with manufacturing. It was how Alberta pissed away all their oil revenue on tax breaks, and shat themselves and on our GDP when oil prices fell. Good fucking job you cowboy wannabes. Stick to fucking sheep.

>>84126777
No wonder YMS seems happier these days.

>>84134420
You're allowed to think it all you want. Expressing it means you have to take responsibility for what you're saying. Libertarians are just cry babies who pretend they can do everything themselves while majority are collecting disability cheques and bitching on the internet.

>>84133436
You'll never be your dad no matter how hard you try.

>>84134529
>No politician has ever simplified their speech for the masses.

>>84136462
>What consitutes "real evidence"

Something that can actually be substantiated. Why are you having trouble with this?

>>84136610
>Libertarians are just cry babies

Yeah sure. Those are the crybabies. Not the faggots and dykes suing people for hurt feelings.

However obnoxious you find the plight of the LGBT, at least it's a fight for something beyond inane personal selfishness.

Libertarians are like the world's joke. "We want to live in society while not participating in it at all!"

>>84136929
>However obnoxious you find the plight of the LGBT, at least it's a fight for something beyond inane personal selfishness.

That's exactly what it is. Gay problems are literally first world problems.

>They won't cater my fag wedding! They shouldn't be allowed to have a business!

>>84136929
>at least it's a fight for something beyond inane personal selfishness.
At this point, they defend sick fucks who deliberately spread HIV and pedophiles pretending to be women trying to get into women's restrooms, with gay marriage out of the way, the have no where but down to go

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>>84136960
>Gay problems are literally first world problems

The gays in the third world who have to undergo sex change operations under threat of death if they're discovered will be pleased to hear their problem status has been upgraded.

>>84136929
>However obnoxious you find the plight of the LGBT, at least it's a fight for something beyond inane personal selfishness.
Pot meet kettle

>>84136966
>At this point, they defend sick fucks who deliberately spread HIV and pedophiles pretending to be women trying to get into women's restrooms

This is truly the rankest timeline.

>>84137013

I can't recall the last time anyone was murdered and flayed in over half of the countries on the planet for being a libertarian.

>>84137011
Then why don't you uppity faggots do something about that instead of getting all pissy when somebody quotes Bible verses you don't like?

So Puck's pretty cool

>>84137076
I can't remember the last time that happened in Canada. You act like hate speech laws are going to do anything to stop shit happening on the other side of the world.

>>84134723
I'm starting to feel bad for Trudeau. At least the other parties making themselves out to be fucking fools with that elbow incident sobered everyone up a bit.

>>84137076
Are you saying there aren't people being murdered for having a different political opinion?

>>84137104
>At least the other parties making themselves out to be fucking fools with that elbow incident sobered everyone up a bit.

How did Trudeau throwing a bitch fit and acting like a bipolar faggot make everyone else look like fools?