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What were your thoughts on Lord English as a villain? I feel he was terribly utilized, but goddamn he had such presence in the earlier acts. Hussie did a goddamn god job of making the mystery around him compelling, then he just shat all over him with the dreambubble ghost army crap.

Where was my mob boss?!
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WHERE'S HIVESWAP
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>>84116610
Dreambubbles themselves were used incorrectly
In act 5 act 2 they were used as a way to do flashbacks in a creative way, backtracking and finding out exactly what happened in the past. It was a cool way to find out, and was usually only shown when a certain character was faciliating. Otherwise they wouldnt realize they were in a dreambubble and even then it just became a more or less just a cool memory and their influence on the story was extremely limited. Their helping the living was just helping remmeber stuff they already knew

In act 6 it became this entire afterlife where the dead freely roamed, instead of being held down by rules. It really ruined how serious death felt, and their influence was much greater than just remembering. They actively were a part of act 6. Lord English was a good way to bring death back as a serious threat, but it never went anywhere.
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>>84116653
Jesus fucking christ

The guy behind Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is writing Hiveswap?

You guys are fucked
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>>84116682
You can trace back almost everything that went wrong to the dreambubbles. It's a shame, because they did start off interesting, but nope gotta bloat up the cast with useless dream clones, dumb army shit and 12 MORE TROLLS.
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>>84116725
Nah he isn't righting it, he's just friends with the game who owns the ip
the actual writer is honest to god a literally who from twitter who's claim to fame is a tweet making fun of how shitty it is to be known as a literally who
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>>84116725
It's him, Hussie and some twitter rando, though I don't think Ryan is doing much.

Yeah though it does not look good.
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>>84116653
>Ryan North
NonononononNONONONONONO
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>>84116737
>>84116739
Jeez isn't that a fitting description for Hiveswap's development cycle

YOU THERE

RANDOM TWITTER MAN

BE THE HEAD WRITER OF HOMESTUCK'S SEQUEL

YOU'RE VERY SKILLED AT WRITING WITH 150 CHARACTERS, SO 150 THOUSAND WORDS SHOULD BE NO BIG DEAL
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>>84116740
You now realize Hussie would shill this unironically if he was still more internet active.
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>>84116759
Considering he linked to Neokosmos... yeah. Yeah, he would have.
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>>84116725
>squirrel girl is going to be what people remember North more for

Fucking kill me now, this shit isn't worth it.
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>>84116873
he brought this on himself

turns out he was a one trick pony
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>>84116732
>bloat up the cast
reposting the factual opinion that the dancestors didnt bloat up the cast any more than the fucking felt since, like the felt, they were there for gags for one intermission and then gone. this 12 MORE TROLLS shit is a stupid meme and should die.
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>>84116933
I see you're trying to force this
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>>84116725
i couldnt believe it when i found out ryan north wrote squirrel girl after seeing it around here repeatedly and cringing like fucking mad every time. i used to fucking love dinosaur comics 8 years ago, i started reading problem sleuth because of him. what fucking happened.
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>>84116947
you dont force facts you just post them over and over again on 4chan until people who say things that are wrong stop saying them
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>>84116979
>admitting to spamming and shitposting
Better luck next time champ
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>>84116610
He had an amazing build up, but did literally nothing remotely villainous in the end, fought (more like played around with) a bunch of useless teen ghosts and got defeated (?) offscreen, so it was all a huge waste.

tfw when we never got to see how they wrecked shit together with Handmaid
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>>84116896
Hey, the Hamlet CYOA wasn't awful.

I feel like if Squirrel Girl wasn't tea there's to that awful art people wouldn't think so badly of the writing. It's shit, but it's "one off fluke" shit, not "career destroying cancer" shit.
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>>84116933
I'd say they didn't bloat up the cast - they just bloated up the story. Openbound was a long, three part flash containing a lot of conversations and sidequests.
Going through with every single one of them took you, at the very list, a whole hour.

And who would have skipped them, and risked missing out on plot relevant information?

So you play through all three flashes, try all the conversations... and in the end, it turns out the Dancestors don't matter in the plot at all. They are side-stories, minor lore, background details. What have you learned when the entire thing is over? Only the smallest breadcrumbs of information.

Compare this to the way the Felt were introduced: Hussie focused on the elements that were directly relevant to the story. We did not have to skim through three conversations between Doze and Cans to figure them out.

All the information was picked out for us: rough outlines of the Felt's personalities, their powers, their conflict with the M.C. And that was all.
Presentation made the difference. Sometimes, less is more.
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>>84117222
my anecdotal response to this is that everyone ive recently introduced to this comic was turned off by the intermission to the point of not wanting to read homestuck any more, even once they were past it. i guess in the past people told their friends to keep going since its 'worth it' but that didnt seem like a fair thing to do to people i like now that act 6 and the ending are what they are so i let them all drop it there.

im sure there are some genuine fans but i think a lot of people here who made it through the intermission way back in the day when they still thought hussie was a genius decided to convince themselves retroactively it was great writing for whatever reason. which is fine, you can tell yourself whatever lies you like, but i cant just not notice it when theres an obvious contradiction between your opinions about two basically identical things.

>and in the end, it turns out the Dancestors don't matter in the plot at all. They are side-stories, minor lore, background details. What have you learned when the entire thing is over? Only the smallest breadcrumbs of information.
sorry which set of characters were you talking about? which intermission?
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>Vriska got her childhood shown
>Kanaya got her childhood shown
>Terezi got her childhood shown
>but no Karkat flashbacks about his life

JUST
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>>84117446
Literally what was the point of Karkat? To be the "leader?"

Vriska was the leader. She was better at it. Hence the retcon. Karkat leads to everyone dying
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>>84116933
The felt were flat, one dimensional characters with cool powers and no dialogue. But most of all, they were designed to be funny gag characters, and nothing else.
The dancestors were much less interesting in comparison and had loads of dialogue to go through. They were portrayed as much more serious characters too, which bored some people, while everyone else was disappointed that they became irrelevant.
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>>84117586
im failing to see what about kankri and latula and mituna and everyone else except meenah/aranea pointed to them being 'serious characters'. but the dialogue point is reasonable. imma stop arguing about this now anyway.
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>>84117436
What I'm saying is, the Felt are also side-stories and stuff. But the information they build up - Spades Slick's personality, indirectly; Snowman's special power; the exiles on the moon - all that information is streamlined and presented to you through a bunch of short fights and light dialogue.

In contrast, you need to read through dozens of long conversations in Openbound to isolate the small tidbits of info you need. That kinda sucks. Especially since these big conversations full of characterization amount to nothing.

>>84117446
I had a very bad feeling when we were shown Vriska's childhood back in Act 5. I think it hadn't been done for a troll before. It's the kind of thing that just oozes "I am willing to do anything to make this character sympathetic."
Yes, here she is as a toddler. You wouldn't hate a toddler, would you? She grew up to be like this because of her mom. Please don't judge her too harshly.
Here's Vriska being a cute nerd who kisses her posters. Now some heartfelt conversations with John.
(And then as a ghost she can have a big speech about how much she really cares! And then she can make out and be cute with Meenah! And here's her childhood memories with Terezi, look at her goofy smile, isn't that adorable?)

...It honestly weirded me out, more so since we never saw appeals to sympathy of this caliber on any other character. I wasn't surprised that it kept going like parentheses related.
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>>84117436
>my anecdotal response to this is that everyone ive recently introduced to this comic was turned off by the intermission to the point of not wanting to read homestuck any more,

what kind of shit taste do you hang around with
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ARADIA SELLS HER BODY TO PLEASE OLD MEN
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>>84117774
i just want some shoes 0n0
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>>84117525
To troll the shit out of loser manlets and having their self-insert turned into a fucktoy for another character.
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>>84117774
how did she sell her body? like her skeleton for science? that's very nice of you aradia!
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>>84117436
People stop reading during the Felt intermission because they think it's not gonna be important but it actually is.
People keep reading during the Dancestor intermission because they think it's gonna be important but it's actually not.
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>>84117436
Someone else has brought up the fact that by the time you're at the Dancestors, you've been trained (through moments like the Intermission) to go pay attention to every part of the story.

The second thing to note is that people who don't like the Intermission don't like it for the same reasons they don't like the early acts and Problem Sleuth: The simple humor and characters and the convoluted plots don't appeal to them.
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arabia > aradia >aragia >aramia >adadia > aratía > arania > aranea
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>>84118429
... > damara > nepeta
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Do you think andrew did drugs during the lifespan of homestuck?
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>>84118429
Not even once.
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>>84118476
He clearly doesn't understand alcohol so that's out
prob pills if I had to guess
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Aradia is a lewd!
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>>84118490
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>>84116610
>he had such a presence in the earlier acts.

He wasn't even revealed until like Act 4, the Midnight Crew intermission didn't give a clear reason why the kids/trolls should be worried about him.

And the only reason he felt like a threat during early Act 5 is because we attributed to him what eventually turned out to be Bec Noir.

It was really hard to feel like LE was a threatening villain when he spends most of his time destroying the edges of space time and we don't even really get any reason why we would care until Act 6 when you actually start seeing ghosts get killed
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>>84116610
i read archivally and honestly i thought he was a joke at first. the second scratch came in and turned him into a bigger and bigger deal i thought it was a mistake. the story would probably have been better without him but caliborn was fucking great, and weirdly ive started to like lord english more now that ive finished and can make sense of him properly as the architect behind everything.
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>>84118588
By presence I meant the whole 'ohh who is lord english? ooohh' thing. It was a powerful mystery.
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>>>/v/343074204
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>>84117446
>being the only person who liked Karkat
:( sigh
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>>84118699
Thanks for reminding me how retarded /v/ is
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>>84116759
The real Hussie died long ago
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>>84118779
karkat is really popular here which is why everyone keeps going on about him. hsg just shows its love in strange ways.
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>>84117886
but her slutty feet sell so well
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>>84118779
>>84118779
I liked Karkat before he went to shit
I liked ALL the trolls before they went to shit
it 8urts
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>>84118779
>>84118813
Why do you think people are so mad about how he turned out? Most people liked Karkat.
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>>84118779
I think the reason I like him so much is because he didn't do any important shit, really. he shooshed gamzee, and... yep.
he was more relatable
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>>84118564
>there will never be such a huge explosion of porn for every possible fetish as Homestuck ever again.

It makes me so sad, too. Homestuck has so much neat fetish potential, from made up troll xenobiology to dancestor incest scenarios.
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>>84118476
>that 88 pages week was hussie taking adderal
>act 6 and making a kickstarter between your comic are the withdrawal symptoms
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>>84118779
>the only person
Nigga, everyone loved Karkat. Hussie just hates his 8utt the most.
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>>84118813
Karkat is popular pretty much everywhere. He's been listed as a (of not THE) fan favorite in many surveys.
Granted, a few Karkat fans see him as a sensitive woobie who just needs a boyfriend, but the rest - the majority - arguably loves him for what he is in general and want him to have a happy ending that doesn't involve dick. They were disappointed as hell.
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>>84118854
dancestor incest you say?
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>>84118905
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>>84118915
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>>84118856
Trying to do the Kickstarter before the comic was such a mistake. If he had waited until the end to reveal the game Kickstarter he could have rode out the popularity longer and it would have been healthier for both projects. Most of the Homestuck fandom moved on during the YEARS of hiatus.
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does anybody have the article that talks about how one of the hussie boys almost burned down their dad's house because of a cigarette butt they threw in the trash
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Damn Nepeta is far from being my favorite character or even waifu... But seeing fan art of her gives me a strong ">tfw you will never cuddle her" feeling...
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>>84118905
>not calling it incestors
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>>84118964
i have a nepeta
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>>84118985
You mean a cat?
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>>84118779
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>>84119014
no
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>>84118985
i nearly fucked a nepeta a week ago but we were in a room with a bunch of friends so i thought it was best to delay and then she wasnt into it the next day. still pretty fuckin annoyed about that.
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>>84117703
>Yes, here she is as a toddler. You wouldn't hate a toddler, would you? She grew up to be like this because of her mom. Please don't judge her too harshly.
I can kind of agree with you here, it was a bit heavy-handed
>Here's Vriska being a cute nerd who kisses her posters. Now some heartfelt conversations with John.
Can't agree with you here. She wasn't always as terrible as she was at the end of the comic. When she was clearly an antagonistic force in the story, it was fine that Huss was trying to make her a bit more sympathetic, especially in her interactions with John, where you could easily see the warped nature of her ideas of what was good and how you treat your friends because it contrasted so entirely with his affable, friendly personality.
It gave her depth, and her confusion over being introduced to human concepts of morality, but choosing to follow the path that she set out regardless and dying for it made for an interesting end to her arc.
Then she came back, like everyone else, and the story started sucking.
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>>84117703
>we never saw appeals to sympathy of this caliber on any other character
that's because no other character needed them as much as vriska
the point of vriska was always to be as divisive as possible
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>>84118902
Karkat's always been second to Dave
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>>84118959
never mind, found it
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>>84119094
>>84119118
Yeah, I do agree that these sympathetic moments were necessary to make her an interesting. But it still felt jarring (to me, personally). Especially in contrast to the outright undignified treatment that parts of the cast received. I don't know why, it makes me uneasy.
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>>84119163
>andrew wrote dave's relationship with bro to parallel his relationships with his parents
>this was his attempt to kill them both in the fire
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>>84119181
I think she could have been fine without them personally
by the time we actually see "tiny vriska" she had already gotten the waifu ball rolling, so there were people who would like her no matter what

>>84119258
just his dad, hussie's parents were separated/probably divorced
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>>84119181
Because they were written to be losers. Every troll was a loser, because they had been raised in a society where they needed to be kept down by their oppressive monarch. They thought that hatred and violence and murder were totally fair ways of expressing themselves.
She was a loser in the end (of act 5), too, but she was relatively strong and competent compared to the other losers.
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>>84119293
>his father was an domineering and emotionally distant semi-psychopath who fucked up his own emotional expression
>his mother was loving but bad at showing it and still kind of neglectful. he misunderstood her love due to his fathers influence on his way of thinking
this is my andrew hussie headcanon.
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aradia is NOT a slut
She is NOT lewd

ARADIA
IS
PURE

she died three times... she probably even regrew her hymen as god tier...
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I realized none of this shit would have happened if hussie hired a manager like penny arcade did
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>>84117886
>aradia stepping on legos and moaning in pain
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>>84119293
That's true. If Cronus can have unironic fans, any protagonist (for a loose definition of protagonist) can.

>>84119338
That doesn't have much to do with what I'm saying. Feferi, for example, wasn't that big a loser, and she still got one of the most undignified treatments in the comic.

But yeah, in the end, they were all more or less losers. Vriska certainly as much as the others, considering her lack of social skills, complete unhappiness, etc. But these aspects showed incredibly sparingly. We had to wait until (Vriska) for her to be really revealed as a loser, and even then, it was another Vriska playing the role of the "bully who's still 'cool' and makes good points".

Also, I'd argue that Terezi, Kanaya, Aradia, (arguably) Sollux, and (eventually) Tavros could have been almost as competent as her, but at least half of them never got much sympathetic framing from the story.
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>>84119427
bolin warned us...
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>>84119520
feferi was totally a loser, and kind of a deluded mollycoddling nicey nice type. she empressed one planet for millenia and look how well it turned out
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Here is how to fix Karkat:

*eats him*
*8urps*
L8L!
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>>84119391
>having headcanons on a real human being's relationship with their parents as a child
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>>84119427
I mean that would be good for Hussie but not so much for us, Penny Arcade is pretty shitty now. At least our kickstarter actually involved a product of some sort.
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>>84119581
He's being facetious

Probably
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>>84119581
who's gonna buy my unauthorized andrew hussie biography if I don't spice it up a little
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>>84119581
zack's art on pxs sure was bad
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>>84119609
i know this pic is old as hell, did one of our drawfags do it?
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>>84119520
>Feferi, for example, wasn't that big a loser, and she still got one of the most undignified treatments in the comic.
She wasn't important to the story, and her character didn't get fleshed out very much. Her death was kind of a joke, but it also made us realize how serious eridan was about his plans.
>But these aspects showed incredibly sparingly. We had to wait until (Vriska) for her to be really revealed as a loser, and even then, it was another Vriska playing the role of the "bully who's still 'cool' and makes good points".
I read homestuck from the beginning and I never thought Vriska was anything besides a bitch with a soft side whose arrogance was going to get her and the people who cared about her killed. That changed once the dream bubbles became a thing, but before that point, she was a fatally flawed yet competent antagonist. She was written to be an important part of the story, just like Terezi, John, Jack, etc.
>Also, I'd argue that Terezi, Kanaya, Aradia, (arguably) Sollux, and (eventually) Tavros could have been almost as competent as her, but at least half of them never got much sympathetic framing from the story.
No disagreements here (except Tavros), but Andrew dropped the ball in fleshing them out, not in making her important to the story (referring only to act 5).
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>>84119572
That's fair.
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/r/ the I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE dark tower copypasta

My reasons for doing so will be made clear shortly...
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>The Baby Is You: a parody musical made by Radiation & friends, consisting of 11 parts now available for download here (or on Youtube.) Radiation wondered whether the "no pregnant kids" rule on the Art forum extended to songs and created an album that centers around Dave giving birth to John. It was posted on the forum on 14.10.2010[9], met with shocked disbelief, and deleted a short time later. The mods later declared that "Posting anything from this album is unacceptable."[10]. More reactions, koalababies?

wew lad

>>84119596
A manager would have prevented the disaster that was the kickstarter, and reorganized the art and music teams, resulting in a relatively less stressed but still dadless hussie that would have remembered how to write his comic.

>>84119619
kek
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>>84120010
>A manager would have prevented the disaster that was the kickstarter
but like I just said, Penny Arcade had their own kickstarter, and it makes the Hiveswap kickstarter look reasonable
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i just realised that vriska died while doc scratch was in control of the comic. her death really was never supposed to happen.

even in their introduction it was played up that they constantly played games against each other, that scratch always won. but vriska said shed get him eventually, and smashing eight balls was her thing.

well, ive convinced myself to my satisfaction that her return was 'intended' or 'foreshadowed'. now i just wish it was 'written well'.
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>>84120086
Vriska went from a very good schemer to fucking SMT Lucifer, the problem isn't what was done, it was the execution
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>>84120086
Thats actually a pretty cool idea brah
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>>84120086
I think her afterlife was foreshadowed and then Hussie changed it to an actual resurrection at the last second

>>84120144
>to fucking SMT Lucifer
in what sense
Lucifer wasn't all that clever tobehonest
and he was more sympathetic than Vriska
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>>84120144
man, if vriska coulda come back and not QUITE taken over fucking everything. been important but not at the expense of everyone else doing anything relevant at all. and then we'd had some fun conversations and banter instead of crywanks. that mighta been just fine.
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>>84120259
No, no, no.
Her coming back into the comic AT ALL was a mistake. She had a satisfying, completed story, she died, that should have been it.
The dream bubbles were such a massive mistake
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>there will never be a properly edited version of homestuck which tightens up the execution
shit sucks
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>>84120309
reminder that the only characters to die and stay dead were doc scratch and AR
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>>84120364
>forgetting Snowman
>forgetting Bec
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>>84120364
>doc scratch died
does it even count if we spend the rest of the comic reading about his component selves and the green goon that hes a part of
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>>84120364
Davesprite died
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Karkat was a main character... right?
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>>84120512
Keyword anon, was.
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>>84120512
Yes, was.
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>>84120512
doesnt he have the most words of anyone in the comic? even more than dave?
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>>84120512
He was supposed to be the main troll.
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>>84120562
Yes, but to be fair it's somewhat skewed given his talking style is supposed to be ranting, which means he'd take more words to say less. In addition he spent a lot of time arguing with himself, helped to pad the word count numbers.
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>>84120562
According to Leddit, yes, just barely.
48383 Karkat Vantas
48118 Dave Strider
47843 John Egbert
41793 Vriska Serket
28361 Rose Lalonde
28274 Andrew Hussie
27359 Roxy Lalonde
25356 Jade Harley
25132 Caliborn
24057 Dirk Strider
21741 Terezi Pyrope
20135 Jake English
18263 Aranea Serket
15826 Calliope
15257 Kanaya Maryam
14437 Jane Crocker
13076 Meenah Peixes
10714 Doc Scratch
8256 Tavros Nitram / Tavrosprite
8015 Auto-Responder
7593 Aradia Megido / Aradiasprite / Aradiabot
5522 Sollux Captor
5225 Kankri Vantas
5002 Gamzee Makara
4735 Jasprosesprite2
4608 Eridan Ampora
3810 Equius Zahhak / Equiusprite
3599 Davesprite
3558 ARquiusprite
3520 Nannasprite
3493 Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
3354 Nepeta Leijon / Nepetasprite
3086 Feferi Peixes
2831 Cronus Ampora
2827 Davepetasprite2
2779 Rufioh Nitram
2165 Horuss Zahhak
1825 Porrim Maryam
1605 Latula Pyrope
1493 Jack Noir / Spades Slick
1153 Wayward Vagabond
1148 Jaspersprite
1119 Jadesprite
1043 Erisolsprite
980 Meulin Leijon
656 Courtyard Droll / Clubs Deuce
591 Damara Megido
526 Draconian Dignitary
484 fedorafreak
396 Mituna Captor
285 Rosesprite
260 Crowbar
249 Dad Egbert / Dad Crocker
241 Peregrine Mendicant
236 Kurloz Makara
232 Clover
204 Hegemonic Brute
145 Squarewave
135 Tavrisprite
115 Ms. Paint
106 Her Imperious Condescension
97 Aimless Renegade
88 Snowman
82 Serenity
78 Windswept Questant
78 Calsprite
37 Fin
24 Stitch
20 Dragonsprite
17 Mothersprite
13 Bro Strider
13 Fefetasprite
13 GCATavrosprite
8 Becsprite
6 Doze
6 Die
1 The Dolorosa
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>>84120629
>roxy has more than jade
>arenea above kanaya and jane
What a fucking waste
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>>84120629
>Meenah has more words than 8 of the main trolls
FUCK HUSSIE FUCK HUSSIE FUCK HUSSIE
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>>84120629
>all jacks combined have less words than than latula, rufioh, horuss, and cronus
im assuming this is counting words assigned to him in the narration. i dont know whether im impressed he has so many for a non-speaking character or just horrified

>>84120705
meenah is literally a main troll and the alter ego of a major villain. getting mad that she has words is like getting mad that caliborn has words
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>>84120068
They also had their own cons and have basically become a fully fledged brand. All that because of the shmuck they hired a decade ago. Granted, they brand has been old for quite some time now and in fact i'm not sure if they still have the same dude with them, but they owe a massive chunk of their success to their businessman. Hussie could have benefited from something like that.
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>>84120629
>jade has more words than caliborn or scratch

wew quality > quantity indeed
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>>84120795
that's what I said
it would be good for Hussie, but for us, it would just mean more commercialization
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>>84120629
When the heck did Bro and Die ever talk.
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>>84120818
I mean we want more Homestuck. And Hussie's problem was that his terrible business decisions lead to massive dry spells that killed his fanbase. A constant stream of content would be beneficial for Huss and his fans.
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>>84120629
this is missing lord english, who has a grand total of 32 words.
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>>84120784
But she just wasn't a necessary character. All she did was lead the ghost army, which a large number of other characters could have done. And what's the point of having an alter ego of a villain if you aren't going to expand on that villain? I guess I'm just mad about her because it's all just a part of an infuriating tapestry.
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>>84120838
I think Bro might be from notes, and the Felt is from lines like "You say get over here. He says fuck you in response."
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>>84120882
>I guess I'm just mad about her because it's all just a part of an infuriating tapestry.

HOMESTUCK
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>>84120818
Ah, I get what you mean.

I guess anything could happen. Penny Arcade was a comedy comic with little story and """""""""""artistic""""""""" value, I think in our case, if you hire someone so he can manage the franchise while you work on your art they'll ensure you have the time to do so.
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>>84120857
>I mean we want more Homestuck
I don't
my ideal scenario is that Hussie stops working on homestuck altogether and does a brand new adventure
I hate all of the homestuck spinoffs and merchandise, other than the official music albums
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http://saccharinesylph.tumblr.com/post/141045889085/seerofsarcasm-cursmudgeon-bawlgoblin

jesus christ

I wish I could have seen this for myself
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>>84120629
>Die has 6
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A boy falls in love with a troll.
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>Knight of Light
>not the biggest attention-whores
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And then everything goes horribly wrong.
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>>84121183
>jake/kanaya
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>>84121179
>Snowman has 88
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>>84121160
Seen what?
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>>84121238
homestuck's presence in US conventions
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>>84121196
The Thief of Light already has that covered
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>>84121278
Why? It sounds nauseating
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>>84120795
interesting read m8, ty
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>>84121196
They are jealous as fuck at other people's success. And they are insecure at wanting praise and attention.
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>>84120629
So Roxy really is the MC of the Alpha Kids
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>>84120629
>Roxy has nearly as many words as Rose
>despite being introduced in act 6
>despite Rose chatting an overly verbose manner
>despite Roxy typing in short sentences
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>>84121307
clusterfucks are an entertaining thing to observe
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>>84121467
shes fucking dave: girl edition
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>>84121467
Rose basically disappeared in Act 6

And while Roxy speaks in bursts she's as rambly as both her ectokids
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>>84121467
Rose became a useless lesbian along with Kanaya, who is similiarly useless
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>>84121523
are there any breakdowns of words per character per act?
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>>84116610

He was ruined by Caliborn, and Jack should always have been the main/final villain. The deaths of the guardians were far more villainous than anything LE ever did.
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>>84116732

You can trace everything that went wrong to the Scratch.

Character bloat was a problem, but because of the alpha kids more than anything else.
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>>84121467

To be fair, Roxy was the only new kid worth a damn. What happened to Rose after act 5 was a disgrace, though, and emblematic of the real issue with Homestuck: it went from being a story about the four kids, and their supporting cast, to a story where the supporting cast played as much of a role as the kids, if not more.
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>>84121656
Even Dave touched on this, but Hussie just... ignored it I guess?
DAVE: i dont give a damn about lord english or his nebulous atrocities out in nowherespace
DAVE: what kind of villain is someone you never met who hardly did anything evil to you or your friends directly
DAVE: or even to anyone in your universe for that matter other than through some vague insidious influence
DAVE: who even is this guy and why should i hate him
DAVE: am i really supposed to be pissed off at a green muscle monster i never met
DAVE: cause i aint pissed off at no muscle monster
DAVE: hell wasnt he in some ass backwards way responsible for us existing in the first place?
DAVE: or all of humanity for that matter??
DAVE: maybe i should thank him before chopping him up via welshscalibur
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>>84121656
He wasn't ruined by Caliborn, he was ruined by Hussie not knowing what to fucking do with him.

The twist with English being made up of other characters was interesting and would have implied the final result would be drastically different to Caliborn, but no, all we get is RAWR LAZARS
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>>84121678
yeah the alpha kids were a way bigger issue than any set of trolls. most trolls were never supposed to be important whereas jake and jane had all the set-up of very major characters of their own story. for better or worse they were main characters and they just sort of disappeared right at the end, while jade and rose never recovered from being 'temporarily' sidelined.
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>>84121753
>tfw jade being a sassy dog monster was actually an improvement
>tfw it too went literally nowhere
>tfw no good art of grimbark getting purifeied by dave's dick
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>>84121744

Exactly. I always expected a final showdown with Jack to be the real climax of the comic, after all his savage and heart-wrenching acts of villainy. Thanks, Act 6.

Rereading the stretch after Dave: Accelerate with Jack: Ascend, WV: Rise Up, etc has just left me depressed. This would have been such a great adventure epic all the way through if it had just stayed focused on the original kids, Skaia, and Jack.
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WHY DIDN'T SHE PLAY THE RAIN
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>>84121797
>jade's character development literally gets retconned out of existence
Why does Paradox Space refuse to let her be happy?
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>>84121745

No villain would ever have been better than Jack, anyways. Hussie really ought to have recognized that.
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>>84121744
i dont think this was supposed to be hussie pointing out bad storytelling in the self aware way he did sometimes. i think it was supposed to be an instruction that we shouldn't be thinking lord english was going to turn up in the session or anything like that. he was nebulous, he was gonna stay nebulous, it was all intended.

it probably woulda been fine if the right amount of time had been spent making condy feel like the final boss for the alphas, and if jack actually did anything once he made it to the session. as it was lord english got all the lore despite being more of a secret boss than an endgame villain.
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>>84120857

Killing the fanbase was a fantastic thing, what are you on about? We're well rid of the kind of people who encouraged Hussie to indulge in more trolls and more teen romance drama.
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>>84121855
What a load of horseshit
Hussie did the 'point out glaring issue directly' to pre--empt any criticism of how he handles it; which surprise surprise he never fucking does
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>>84121844
He seems to have realized this and just made Caliborn as likeable and heroic as he could.
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>>84121891
yeah, my point is that he wasnt actually doing it this time.
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REMOVE KARKAT
REMOVE
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>>84121942
t. dyoni
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>>84121923

Yeah, but that was all shit too. Caliborn updates were hilarious, but did absolutely nothing for the narrative, especially since LE just gets dunked on by Vriska in a flash.

Literally everything post-Scratch other than Roxy was a mistake.
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>>84121744
it's things like this that make me think that the post-retcon stuff was ghost-written
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>>84121953
i assume you think im shilling andrew and if so you should fucking read the post again. though i dunno why youd say im dyonoi since my post had nothing to do with davekat or strap ons
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>>84121997

I still can't believe that he sidelined the actual main characters for years, and then just retconned what little development they did have during that period.

Homestuck was SO good when it legitimately was the story of the original kids. At least John didn't get run into the ground in the end, unlike the others.
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>>84121855
I dunno, I think his plans of having LE being a final boss was already cemented at that point, it wasn't that long before GO. But who the fuck knows, Huss has given up every ounce of transparency and communication he had at one point.
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>>84122004
>dyonoi
literally who?
>davekat or strap ons
LB?
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>>84122051
he basically gave up on the user experience altogether
I mean, it used to be that after every major flash he would hold long Q&As and there were periodic recaps. I guess he came to the conclusion that that stuff wasn't helpful or entertaining but I have no idea why he would think that.
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>>84121964
>other than roxy

Oh take your dick out of your pants, if Caliborn's a mistake so is she. Her awful broken powers also ruined the narrative.
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>>84122134
Two words that will remove any and all doubt, anon.
Vapid cunt
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>>84120629
>aradia less than tavros
NO
ITS NOT FAIR
HES A WEENIE
HE
DOESNT
DESERVE HIS WORDCOUNT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>84122051
act 7 was already in production by this point. i think its safe to say english was never gonna be a normal final boss given all the stuff about how he's unbeatable and can only be beaten with glitches. (((NOT SHILLING ANDREW DISCLAIMER: IM NOT SAYING HE WASNT HANDLED LIKE SHIT IN THE END)))
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>>84122193
I THINK THIS GUY IS SHILLING ANDREW AND SAYING THE ENDING WASNT HANDLED LIKE SHIT
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>>84122145

Believe me, I certainly agree that everything after Cascade was narratively a complete mess. Roxy's simply the only new character I enjoyed that served to push the narrative forward reasonably while also adding something to the earlier parts of the story. I'd happily see her gone if it meant a proper focus around the real main characters.

>Oh take your dick out of your pants

I think that you mean the opposite of this, anon.
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>>84122193
>glitch
>its literally JUST caliborn's double edged sword that he knew about the whole time

wow so subverseve
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>>84122193
>was never gonna be a normal final boss

He literally was, though.
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>>84122236
yeah obviously andrew fucked up hard trying to write a good glitch. but it had to be some kind of glitch and not a proper fight or what would be the point of all the fucking build up
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>>84122193
I agree that Hussie never intended for English to be a "normal" final boss but he's still the final boss and he's a far cry from nebulous. The fact that he's in Act 7 at all, and none of the other antagonists, makes him the most prominent villain. He was hyped up as the Big Bad End Boss since Act 5 and that's what he turned out to be. It was just anticlimactic as fuck.
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>>84116610
The build up for him was great and him being the final villain was hype but it all got ruined in A6A6I5 and act 7 when the kids/trolls suddenly decided "we dont have to fight him!" and completely made him pointless.

he dont do anything really that makes him a bad guy besides destroying dreambubbles and I GUESS causing the kids session to be doomed by existing? but Bec noir did more damage then him.

I missed it when it was just Bec noir as the villain.
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WHERE IS ARANEA
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>>84122283

I'm still so fucking salty that Rose, Dave and John weren't the ones to take down Jack.
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>>84122268
>what would be the point of all the fucking build up

Did you sincerely just ask that question
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john performing sensual oral on vriska's bulging penis
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>>84122268
in the end it wasn't even a glitch, it was just another fucking time loop
English was killed by a glitch in the same sense that John was saved by a glitch when Davesprite appeared
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>>84122319
Go on
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>>84122328

Well, technically the retcon powers were more than just a time loop, but I agree it's unsatisfying.

The fact that no one knows for certain whether the kids are also stuck in the cycle of fighting LE thanks to the Masterpiece is also a huge problem.
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>>84122190
>le weenie

karkrap is the biggest weenie in the story with zero excuse for it (was he in a fucking wheelchair?!) and he has THE SINGLE MOST WORDS OF ANY CHARACTER
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>>84122300
W-what about Jade?
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>>84122303
i think im gonna fucking puke if i get another reply that seems to imply i thought the ending as it was was any better than a big dumb brawl with english. both ideas are shit. the real end was shit and a fight with english would have been shit too. andrew gave the impression he was a better writer than the fanbase during acts 1-5 and would think of something good to tie it up. clearly he didnt. but that doesnt mean that the idea of having english come to the session and start lasering people straight up isn't completely retarded and ignores what little was good about the character.
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>>84122353
>Well, technically the retcon powers were more than just a time loop
that's what I thought but retcon powers being the reason for Lord English's creation shits all over that

it makes me so mad, the retcons are supposed to modify the existing story, but after caliborn's masterpiece it becomes clear that the story was already retconned from the outset
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>>84122380
Yeah! Karkat deserves to be bullied by a million of doomed Vriskas!
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>>84122398
Calm your tits i was japing about how hussie fucked up and dropped the ball on all kinds of shit that had tons of buildup
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>>84118779
Dude Karkat was one the few Trolls to actually get some development that i liked. it was a bunch of self loathing but him trying to do good for his friends stuck on me...

THEN IT GOT FUCKING RETCON CAUSE HUSSIE HAD TO HAVE HIS SPIDERWAIFU BACK IN THE STORY AND I GUESS WE BETTER PANDER SOME MORE TO THE GAYS LETS MAKE DAVEKAT HAPPEN, ALL THAT DEVELOPMENT? HA HA FUCK YOU
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>>84122395

Jade doesn't have a personal stake in killing Jack, unlike the others.
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>>84122447
ok. im breathin deep. everythings ok.
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>>84122435

Hmmm, good point. Yeah, that makes absolutely no sense. Bravo, Hussie.

Thank god CANWC exists to keep me sane.
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>>84122499
fuck off makin, it's shit
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Here's a fun game, try and name as many characters as you can who actually improved thanks to the retcon! And no John or Roxy, that's cheating.
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>>84122528
>saying roxy is cheating
What? Why? There's literally no logic behind that.
>>
I think Hussie fucked up when it came to the whole of homestuck
It's obvious he was trying for an Earthbound/Mother-like, which is why he introduced the concept of Giygas being a threat in the future but vulnerable through exploiting his past, AKA Lord English and Caliborn and glitches
But the problem was that he made Caliborn a character instead of just building him up through interactions with characters who knew him

Undertale did this pretty well because it more resembled the flow of the story

What do you guys think
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>>84122528
i wouldn't have minded the ending of homestuck waiting another year if it meant hussie didnt butcher it
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>>84122554
because she wasn't retconned, she came from the Game Over timeline
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>>84122528
jaspersprite
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>>84122528
I literally can't think of a single character that wasn't neutered and made less interesting by the retcon

>>84122576
alright fine I GUESS
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>>84122557
>which is why he introduced the concept of Giygas being a threat in the future but vulnerable through exploiting his past
The fucking Earthbound references don't stop, do they?
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>>84122528

We all know perfectly well what the answer's going to be.
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>>84122594
Hussie doesn't even like Earthbound
I think most references in Homestuck are just accidental
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>>84122557

Caliborn absolutely never should have been a character, he completely destroyed any sense of menace or threat around LE.
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>>84122557
i think he was trying to write a godlike figure based on the gnostic demiurge who both created and fucked up the whole story, but he made it really unclear and told it in an unsatisfying way.
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>>84122609
But what about the name? Or the fact that he fucking has the Earthbound characters in two of the flashes?
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>>84122609
the "accidental references" thing always sounded like such bullshit
like he didn't want people to know he watched TTGL and was just some sort of genius making accidental references
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>>84122609
>I think most references in Homestuck are just accidental
Are you saying that the name Homestuck isn't a reference to earthbound
bound = restrained = stuck
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>>84122528
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>>84122613
Hussie not putting LE into any situations that involved menace or threat was the real issue, you doofball.
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>>84122658

Vriska should have permadied in Act 5.
>>
(ツ
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>>84122613
I'm not happy about it either, but I can't complain about more derseships

>>84122613
The fact that caliborn actually went through a full trial and tribulation deal before getting his grand prize sure as shit didn't help.
Its pretty fucked when you're villain is shown actively accomplishing more than your protagonist.
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>>84122567
but post-retcon roxy died
that's quite an improvement
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>>84122613
that's assuming that Hussie ever had the capability to successfully pull off a villain like English. Caliborn is a pretty fucking good trade for a character that may have never been going anywhere to begin with.

>>84122634
>>84122652
I mean that he isn't a big fan. He's played the game so he'll make shallow references to it occasionally but I don't think it's the thematic underpinning for Homestuck like it was for Undertale.

>Earthbound characters in two of the flashes
Which ones?
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>>84122658
:33 < do you think this is a meowtherfucking game?
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>>84122671

Even if he had, knowing that LE was a closeted, childish retard completely undercut the aura of cosmic menace previously surrounding the character.
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>>84122697
>Which ones?
The hidden room in return to the core iirc
With the hot john/vris sprite
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>>84122676
>ツ
シット desu
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>>84122557
Honestly i dont think introducing Caliborn was a bad idea. he did play a had at fucking up the Alpha kids session. I just think that his execution at trying to make him and LE menacing failed. maybe if he gave LE more speaking dialogue it'd might be better
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>>84122731
gankro was behind the walkarounds so that might've been him
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>>84122674
Vriska's death should have coincided with Jack's

She created him, she goes out with him.
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>>84122697
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004692
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221

Press Ctrl + T or Ctrl + Shift + T
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>>84122716
And Jack was just a 'dog with sunglasses'

It's not even relevant anyway because we know that English is Caliborn + Arquius + Half of Gamzee, not to mention whatever influence Doc Scratch could have.
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>>84122297
mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!! <33333333

ayy sorry buoy she a little BUSY
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>>84122745
>I just think that his execution at trying to make him and LE menacing failed. maybe if he gave LE more speaking dialogue it'd might be better
I still think it's a bad idea, even if that was what he was going for
the more a villain talks, especially when it's a cosmic time manipulating demon, the less scary it is
The reason we barely see Jaws is because it's scarier to not know the face of our enemy
But then Hussie just said, "oh here's the character, he's a punk and a crybaby, gotta make sure all the important characters get development, Jade who?"
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>>84122716
did knowing that jack was a one-dimensional stabby goon npc make him any less scary as a villain? caliborn's determination to succeed is a fucking frightening trait in a villain and lord english could have still been cosmically menacing as a grown up version of him.
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>>84122734
>シット desu
?
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>>84122806
excuse me? scary villains that talk don't exist?

>'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'
>>
LE was really underwhelming. Seeing Aradia just stop him and choke him while he made that wacky face removed any sense of menace he had
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>>84122788
>And Jack was just a 'dog with sunglasses

Jack was presented as a vile, vicious, and competent character who was clearly dangerous right from the start, and while he was certainly an object of comedy initially, he very quickly became and remained a highly credible threat.

Contrast to LE, where probably 95% of his screentime was absurd comedy where he was often the butt of the joke. There's really no comparison.
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>>84122808
>did knowing that jack was a one-dimensional stabby goon npc make him any less scary as a villain?
No, it actually made him more threatening since this one dimensional murder machine achieved cosmic powers.
He also murdered multiple members of royalty, Prospit, derse, and another prospit, who the fuck know's how many dreamselves, and mom & dad right before rose & john could finally reunite.
He was at least initially portrayed as a huge threat to not just the players but also the the game they were effectively trapped in. When jack was on screen before fetchquest it meant shit was happening.

Compare that to LE who murdered a bunch of ghost we were told didn't matter and thats about it.

As viewers we don't have anything near the same sense of tension or stakes when comparing the two, muh hidden boss or not
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>>84122875
bec noir had more dignity when he fought aradia
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>>84122875
yes but it was worth it for my dick
We win again ram brothers
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>>84122875
Aradia being able to time stop him is top tier bullshit
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>>84122852
rhyme and riddles don't really count
Also, that movie wasn't as much of a scary movie as it was a psychological thriller
Also, buffalo bill wasn't even the scariest one, you would have made a better point if you said Hannibal Lecter, whom the MC talks with constantly
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>>84122875
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005449

>>84122892
the point beng made isnt that le wasnt handled badly. the point is that caliborn wasnt the problem.
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>>84122905
It's like stardust crusaders
you can't use your time powers until someone else is done using their time powers
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>>84122875
>>84122894
The problem isn't the villain it's the act he appeared in

Keep in mind, Bec Noir was reduced from a menacing monster to 'haha the mailman is chasing him'
>>
VILLIANS ARADIA HAS SLAIN

VRISKA
DEATH
JACK NOIR
LORD ENGLISH
FEFERI

ARADIA
IS
A
MARY SUE
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>>84122928
fair enough
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>>84122806
>the more a villain talks, especially when it's a cosmic time manipulating demon, the less scary it is

I disagree given how there is plenty of examples, small or big of villains speaking and are a god damn threat. you cant compare Jaws to LE. jaws is a god damn man eating shark.

The problem is the execution. hussie introduced a threat and pretty much did fuckall with him. hell the kids weren't even worried about LE so how are we suppose to care if our protagonist dont care?
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>>84122918
Since as far as I know caliborn becomes le, yeah he's part of the problem.
Even with the soul fusion shit it still leaves English as the grown up form of that one shithead that called jane fat because muh soggy knee is the subtlest way to indicate someone's a villan
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>>84122528
John and Roxy can't have been improved by the retcon anyway, they were never retconned - they came straight from Game Over.
Anyway, uh. Dave? Sort of?

>>84122609
I'm pretty sure he mentioned Earthbound as an inspiration on formspring.

>>84122776
That's... actually a really good idea.
>Vriska gets to play the hero
>She even gets the heroic sacrifice!
>Jack is dead, trolls rejoice
>Vriska is dead, trolls rejoice again
Though you'd need to rework [S] Flip.
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>>84122942
At least Aradia fucked off of the plot and stays out. Unlike some people
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>>84122942

Aradia was the best, almost enough to make me think that trolls other than Karkat, Vriska, Terezi, and Kanaya should have existed.
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>>84122988
>I'm pretty sure he mentioned Earthbound as an inspiration on formspring.
he does but in the same sentence he also says The Sims and Spore, so I'd take it with a grain of salt
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>>84123013
>karkat
>terezi
>vriska
>kanaya

shouldn't have existed too t-b-h
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>>84122528
Gamzee
Because after the retcon he wasn't even a character
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>>84123029
what if we found out that around cascade, all of the messages from the trolls were post-mortem and only aradia was still alive, dicking around in the dream bubbles
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>>84123020
>Spore
Yeah, Homestuck is pretty similar to Spore looking back on it.
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>>84123029

I don't begrudge the patron trolls since the comic did need more characters for the original 4 to interact with, but they too certainly could have been retooled extensively.
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>>84123072
>I don't begrudge the patron trolls since the comic did need more characters for the original 4 to interact with
If only there was another group of 4 vaguely related characters who completely lacked significant development who were heavily foreshadowed
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>>84122793
CAN I JOIN?
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>>84123118

Alpha kids caused far more damage than the trolls ever did.
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>>84123013
The story should have kept it to the first 4 (Karkat, Terezi, Tavros, Kanaya), and found a way to make Kanaya less boring. Maybe make her a little like Vriska.

The other 8 could have gotten their own game.
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>>84123118
isn't it great how the only kid-guardian relationships that mattered were the strilondes
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>>84123170
>make kanaya more like vriska
>when terezi was practically the same shit
>ruining the comic's best straight man

What's it like having such shit taste
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yknow i was just thinking how worthless all the trolls ended up being besides the 4 we ended up with. why introduce a bunch of characters if you're gonna do fuck all with them besides make shitty jokes out of them?
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>>84123170
why would you make anyone like Vriska?
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>>84123224
Fat stacks

>>84123210
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>>84123210
>the straight man isn't straight or a man
The peak of Hussie's comedy.
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literally lmaoing at the idea people couldnt take english seriously because caliborn is too silly. there was a time andrew could make even the silliest shit imaginable fucking scary.
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>>84123250
>implying Karkat shouldn't be more like Vriska and lose all his friends for being a huge asshole, then gains them back during his arc
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>>84123281

Jack had the occasional silly moment amidst bouts of murdering important characters.

LE/Calibon had the occasional serious moment admist a deluge of homoeroticism, shitty drawings, and general idiocy.
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>>84123281
Does jade abuse animals? why was she whapping that innocent doggie?
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>>84123330
Why else do you think she hates black people? Animals aren't her thing.
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>>84123257
Good shit
>>84123268
It's the little things you know
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So, as promised, here are some hopefully better photos of all the Phernalia.

(1/5), Punch Designix
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scraaaaaaaaatch
my caps lock key is missing and the shift button is stuck
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>>84123402
(2/5), Cruxtruder
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>>84123411
(3/5), Alchemiter
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>>84123210
I considered it but Terezi's main dynamic is basically following and opposing Vriska's values and ideas.
The conflict is interesting and would have made for a great catalyst for development (Terezi kills this hypothetical Kanaya-Vriska, learns to deal with the guilt, has a slow healing arc, solves her identity crisis even if the knowledge of what she had to do will never fully go away).
And as a bonus we can get rid of Kanaya's character so she doesn't sit around being a useless lesbian.
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>>84123423
(4/5), Totem Lathe
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>>84123250
i dont agree with that anons plan but vriska was a good character and a genuinely threatening villain for the whole of act 5. her inclusion improved the comic.
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>>84123429
Anon, you keep typing useless lesbian, but that's pretty redundant.
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>>84123430
(5/5), group photo + size reference

I'll be posting all of these on my Tumblr and will be ready to start taking commissions for them once I get shipping and payment figured out.
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>>84123402
>>84123411
>>84123423
>>84123430
>>84123456
Dude these are fuckin sick
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>>84123402
>>84123411
>>84123423
>>84123430
>>84123456

these are super high quality
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>>84123429
>we can get rid of Kanaya's character so she doesn't sit around being a useless lesbian

>>84123456
These are all super cool, I think it would help to have the battery there for a more concise sense of scale.
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>>84123257
what is kanaya doing???
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>>84123477
>>84123484
Glad to hear.

>>84123504
Okay, I still have everything set up so I'll go stick the battery in real quick.
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>>84123432
Im not disagreeing with her being a good character but dont know if she improved the comic.

do you mean act 5 as a whole cause she wasn't a villain in act 5 act 2
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>>84123504
You can't deny that Kanaya was a good straight man and THEN spent Act 6 standing around saying very little.

But fair enough
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>>84123584
>>84123564
I can't believe I actually fell for it

>>84123562
Yeah hussie forgetting how to write over half the cast was kind of an issue for lots of people not just kanaya.
besides I appreciate kanaya because of the very specific character type niche she fills
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>>84123429
See this could have been achieved just as easily with the actual number of trolls. There just had to be a clear divide between the main trolls and secondary trolls, particularly in the areas of screen time, narrative focus and more focused supporting roles. That being said, the beta kids should have still had a greater portion of those things over the main trolls, given their initial purpose was to support the kids' story.
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>>84123534
i think she was dangerous enough and posed enough of a risk to the rest of the characters to be considered a villain throughout act 5.
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>>84123562
she couldn't move her mouth in act 6 because it was in so much pain from eating rose out
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>>84123504
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>>84123622
>tfw you're not the only kanaya fan
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>>84123734
These are really cute.
Can the alchemiter's arm actually move?
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>>84123622
its okay because the update would have been shit anyway

at least its over
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>>84123783
Yep!
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>>84123783
the joints articulate, but the arm itself can't rotate, so it won't be twistable
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>>84123744
Kanaya's great; she's got that nice dry sense of humor, great fashion sense, and she seems like the type to get along well with practically everyone left
She's probably got great hips too.

>>84123734
>>84123838
Nice!
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>>84123870
>hips
Who cares about that anon, when she's genetically predisposed to have long, long, legs?
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tfw mituna has less words than fedorafreak
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>>84116610
>he doesn't know Lord English is the hero
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>>84123870
She is the only one who cares about her looks
Those lips...
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>>84123944
>dubs confirm

I bet OP doesn't even know that Lord English wins and kills everybody.
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>>84123907
True

>>84123948
There had better be a full set
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>>84123869
Says who? The bottom link has a pin which fits into the base. 360 degree rotation. The black part which isn't directly attached to the arm is also rotatable.
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>>84116610
Could Jade do this?
Also which character is second best at bass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjpudvU-ZRA
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>>84123948
All space players care about their looks and makeup and stuff
Personal upkeep is obviously their Thing.
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>>84123980
Oh how I wish
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>>84124012
when does jade wear makeup
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>>84124044
She always is
You don't want to know what she looks like without it
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>>84124035
>no Karkat/Vriska pale____
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>>84124044
Nobody's ever around to teach her how to put it on
Jade's sad, lonely life is sad and lonely
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>>84124044
3 am dress

>>84124021
Damn, worth a shot
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>>84123713

Hussie should just go postal and delete act 6 tbqh
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>>84124035
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>>84124088
jade getting a makeover with kanaya and calliope's help where
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>>84124107
just totally hit the reset button on homestuck
it's perfect, no one will be expecting it, it's totally subversive!
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>>84116610
This thread is always a great reminder for me to get back at working on my art/writing.
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>>84124132
I bet Jade with a little bit of help probably looks stunning
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>>84124208
you cant 'help' those buck teeth
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>>84123734
That's fucking dank.
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>>84124223
They add to her cuteness
Sides that's what braces are for
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>>84124223
buck teeth are considered attractive in Japanese culture, to the extent that some girls will actually go out of their way to make their teeth look crooked
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>>84124223
FCG: DELETE THIS
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>>84124256
Every sign of weakness is seen as attractive in Japan, including bowlegs, it's worrying.
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>>84124223
It's part of her look
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I just realized volkswagen abbreviates to VW, and not WV, and now i'm sad because a comic i'm making was based around a shitty pun involving WV and a volkswagen.
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>>84124251
they stick like an inch outta her mouth braces aint gonna fix this

>>84124270
theyre so inbred theyve started finding signs of inbreeding attractive
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>>84124280
She cant suck dick with those guillotines....
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>>84124270
the typical japanese family unit is pretty empowering for women though so it ain't all bad
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>>84124281
make it cronus instead :^)
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>>84124283
Braces can fix a lot of thing
And if not she just works the cute angle
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>>84123981
oh shit, i didn't realize you'd put that in

my bad
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Angel could play Jade in the Homestuck Moive
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>>84123869
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>>84124300
literally a cock shield. shes genetically engineered to make sure only one hole is an option
>>
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>>84124223
Have you never heard of a file?
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>>84121739
>The "Roxy is good" meme.
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>>84124309
nah, that wouldn't work.
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>>84124392
That Kanaya is really cute
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>>84124325
That can't happen, she's already playing Doc Scratch.
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>>84124432
The two never meet, it's okay.
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>>84124300
She never was a sucker anyway, she's a licker. Just a big tongue running up and down.
I'm sure Dave likes her patented sloppy doggirl lickjobs all the same
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>>84122233
Roxy a shit.
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>>84124415
roxy isn't good but she meets the bare minimum requisite heroic qualities to be considered sympathetic and give people a reason to root for her

and homestuck is very lacking in that respect
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>>84124392
yeah this sucks about as much as what we got sorry dogg
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>>84124456
roxy is actually good though
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>>84124392
You know what's have been a great end for Vriska?

Have her try and take on English at the end of A6I5. She tries to open the Chest, but it doesn't give. While Meenah and the others are getting the fuck out of there, we see her get beaten to shit against English.

But then we hear English speak. Not much, just enough to leave it ambiguous. Later on, we're told her fate in monologe form: She's stuck as the "first" 8-ball of the Felt, the first of many, including Snowman, Handmaid, and Condy.

Maybe she's the one who is called down to take out Aranea or something. In any case, we get to see her much later, after having served him for an unfathomable amount of time, more humble sure, but also mentally broken.

Then we see her, after the fight, reunite with Terezi, and we see them starting to build up a new relationship.
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>>84124432
Doc Scratch doesn't require cute teeth.
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>>84124483
nope
she spent too much time hanging around calliope and now she's infected by the alien virus that causes people to become utterly boring
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>>84124392
>Vriska and Jack should have died at the end of act 5, focusing on Vriska's creation of... etc etc
Okay, this makes sense! Especially if we're going to be focusing on Lord English
>Emphasize Kanaya "teaching" Eridan to be a wizard... He kills her and she stays dead this time, paying back for pushing a psycho as a joke.
??? What does this do besides place the blame of Eridan's scuminess as a person on another character?
>She's killed off by English in the most brutal way imaginable, kicking and screaming as her attempts to survive end up being all for naught
Sounds like a shitty attempt to garner a shocked reaction from the audience, lame.
>Elaborate a bit more on Condy and Poppop's relationship... allow John to be pissed at Betty Crocker...
This is also good. 2/4 ain't bad.
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>>84124392
>aradia dies in "the most brutal way possible"
is there a problem, not-steel
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Thoughts on the disappointment?
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>>84124483
Roxy would have been good if we saw her struggle with drinking or something. Instead of obsess over Calliope.
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>>84117774
How much for the full course
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>>84124534
>this game that I'm friends with the guy who's producing it is GOING TO BE GREAT I SWEAR
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>>84124534
Why would Ryan even know this? What a bullshitter.
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>>84124392
This is alright.
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>>84124534
Were you really expecting an answer? Come on.
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>>84124567
andrew literally wrote the story on post it notes while hangin out in ryans house
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>>84124392
Aradia dying is pointless and edgy

Have her be the last one left instead. Have her love of life AND death go to insane extremes; she feels everyone is better off dead while she sticks around.
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>>84124534
"Good at jokes" can mean a lot of things.

Basically, it could be good or it could be bad. Honestly, the fact that Hussie's not writing it sort of fills me with hope that it could be okay, even if Cohen has shit literary taste.
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>>84124534
What a non-answer lmao
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lord english was a misogynist pimp who exploited female slaves to commit atrocities

he was defeated by the most empowered female character in the history of comics, vriska

homestuck is such a progressive story
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>>84124534
where do i go for this i cant use tumblr
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>>84124646
He's only doing this on tumblr so there's nowhere else.

>>84124592
I wasn't expecting an answer, but I was referring to Hiveswap as the "disappointment" in this scenario.
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>>84124003
Jade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2dwHLxOcVk
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>>84124639
> not Felicity

She isn't even /co/ but she hacked her way into the list anyways.

If Vriska and Felicity were on the same show Vriska would be the secondary character.
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skullmandible refused to answer my question if hiveswap would be better than mighty no. 9

that means it will be worse, right?
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>>84124689
>Felicity

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
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>>84124710
>but what the shit is this
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>>84124512
If I had Angel's cosplay as Scratch, I'd post it because it's spot on. You've gotta believe, anon.
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caliborn in a sundress from last night

>>84123734
These are looking awesome!! Have you figured out price ranges yet?
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>>84124745
>me gusta face
My soul hurts.
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thanks for the (you)s
>>84124601
>>84124585
>>84124522
>>84124521
>>84124509
>>84124463
>>84124427
thanks for the (you)s, fags
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>>84124003
C0ULD J4D3 D0 7H1S *grab2 diick*
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LE should have been Doc Scratch but now an unstoppable demon thing. Prove me wrong.
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>>84124767
loki you are a blessing
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>>84124811
You are welcome. Have another (You).
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>>84124811
No problem. Do you want to respond to some of the posts, I'd be up for talking about these ideas and want to hear your opinions on them.
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>>84124817
HOW CAN YOU GRAB YOUR DICKS
WHEN JADE IS ALREADY GRABBING THEM?
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>>84124280
From the thumbnail, that exaggerated perspective makes it look like she has a ridiculous dong
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>>84124804
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>>84124832
Doc Scratch worked best as someone who sat in the background being a smug asshole, not a laser shooting dude. That's what made his beatdown of Slick so surprising and good.
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last one from yesterday, i'll be draw some more caliborn after dinner if anyone has requests
i didn't realize how fun cherubs are to draw

>>84124833
aw thanks
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>>84124392
AA: delete this
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>>84124891
OK, let me try to elaborate. I didn't really mean Doc Scratch exactly. But since ARquius is in there, he should have been much more like Scratch.
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>>84124767
Yes, roughly; still have to figure out shipping but it's looking somewhere around 15/17/12/10, in order. There are just so many shipping options available.
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k senpai
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>>84124597
only the milestones and puzzles, the dialogue is being written by twitter dude and least funny writer of pxs
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>>84124534
gee what a great answer holy christ at least MN9 had updates
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>>84124961
The most expensive one is $17 + shipping? That's actually pretty reasonable, thanks!
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There will never be enough good homestuck porn
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>>84124896
Could you draw Caliborn in this sort of dress?
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>>84124392
you cant trick me you /ss/hitter
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>>84125094
>least funny writer of pxs

aw shit what story did he do
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>>84125148
cute taste, i'll give it a try when i get back
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>>84125225
http://www.paradoxspace.com/stories/tagged_with/%23WRITING%20-%20Phil%20Gibson
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So what happened to the Midnight Crew exiles? The ones that were helping the trolls. I guess they just died with the universe?
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>>84125321
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>>84125330
bingo. except slick of course
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>>84125337
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>>84125316
Hey he did Butler Island, gotta give him at least a bit of credit.
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>>84125337
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>>84125121
So you mean Jade porn
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>>84125381
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>>84125381
Joey is cute! CUUUTE!!!
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>>84125381
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>>84125429
Are you from Doom general on /vr/? Do you have any of the reloading boot?
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but ultimate self! XD
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>>84124811
draw kan porn
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>>84125448
I'm not and I don't, sorry.
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>>84125316
http://www.paradoxspace.com/fetch-quest/1

why did no one tell me THE AUTHOR OF RICE BOY DREW A HOMESTUCK COMIC
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>>84125416
She's a cheap knockoff of Jade
>>
So what happened to all of Hussie's friends and inner circle when he vanished into the ether?
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>>84125480
Shit, I didn't even realize it was him. I was rereading Order of Tales a week ago, shit was great.
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>>84125531
not... remotely? they have nothing in common
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>>84125531
But we don't even know a shred about her or her character.
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>>84125559
>Grandpa's daughter who likes animals and is generally happy and peppy about everything
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>>84125559
they both own manthro chaps
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>>84125480
Fuck me I thought that looked similar to something else I'd read. I suppose it makes sense, given it's focused on beautiful lands and interesting little creatures in the form of the consorts.
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>>84125543
They moved on or disappeared. Look at Bowman, Toby, etc.
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>>84125543
they're all working on hiveswap instead of him
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>>84125579
>Grandpa's daughter
Being related to a character =/= being a cheap knockoff, that doesn't even make sense.

>who likes animals
Joey likes animals. Jade is a furry. Huge difference.

>generally happy and peppy about everything
Like Aradia? Feferi? Nepeta? Calliope? Roxy post-drunk pre-Rose's-death?
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>>84125672
>he thinks Joey isn't a furry
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>>84122353
The fate of the kids is the one thing that makes sense about the ending. Basically, the kids enter the universe and watch Karkat and Kanaya die because Hussie forgot to give them god-tiers, the kids go to fight Cal, the kids get trapped in the juju, the kids get released in Act 7, defeat LE, and are now free to do whatever the fuck they want.
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>>84125672
>Huge difference
not from Jade's POV
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>>84125696
Where in this room is there any indication that she loves animals enough to be deemed a furry?
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>>84125768
Stuffed animals past the age of 7 are the first big step in becoming a plushie
plushies are just furries who retrofit dolls with sex toys
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>>84125768
Where is it in Jade's room?
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>>84125768
Anon, name one person who ever owned those glow in the dark stickers who wasn't also a furry or turned out to be one.
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>>84125831
Fuck you, I kept bears until adulthood. My older sister has like 30.
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>>84125711
>the kids go to fight Cal
but why
>the kids get released in Act 7, defeat LE
says who
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>>84122658
>tfw liked Vriska in act 5
>I even liked Neo-Vriska anti-hero exploits in Treasure-quest
>Then the Recon comes around
>And all her development is suddenly retconned away
NuVriska made me weep for the character I once loved.
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>>84125863
and look where you're posting now
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>Joey has a dog and likes her dog a lot
>this means shes a furry
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>>84125866
I liked Vriska up until she became (Vriska)
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>>84125835
her furry art posters?
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>>84122716
> childish retard completely undercut the aura of cosmic menace previously surrounding the character
It could've still worked. Making Galactus a retarded manchild or CWC suddenly God Emperor of Mankind has a lot of interesting hilarious potential. However he squandered it by throwing Caliborn into Cal along with the other souls and never showing an inch of LE's characterization or how he carries over from Caliborn.

We see so little of LE that he might as well be a non-entity.
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>>84125835
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>>84125901
>CWC suddenly God Emperor of Mankind
Pre or post lesbian CWC? This is important.
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>>84122911
That's a good point, but I don't think I'd be as scared of Hannibal Lecter if I just saw him as a twerp in Hannibal rising. I'd be interested, but I'd need to see the murderer that is the end result to know what it's leading up to.

It's like giving the Star Wars prequels to show how Vader becomes Vader but only showing 30 second peaks at him with no dialog in the originals, it just doesn't connect.
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>>84125914
Dave's such a sweet caring friend
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>>84125946
vader was neutered by the prequels even with all of the screen time he got in the original trilogy
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>>84125884
/hst/ is good at taking single character traits and exaggerating them retardly until the characters become complete caricatures of their former selves. (see: breeding duties)

>>84125835
Did you read the comic?
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>>84125976
Jade should suck his dick as thanks.
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>>84125768
>all those things
Jesus, how old is she supposed to be?
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>>84126115
Being a manchild runs in the Harlish genes hardcore
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>>84126115
12, 13 years old. It's not as weird as you'd expect.

>>84126060
She already has
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>>84126197
But Joey isn't a man!
Joey's just a boy!
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>>84126215
Well whatever the girl equivalent of a manchild is
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>>84126257
ladybaby
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>>84126279
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>>84125865
I think I've figured it out guys.

I don't know if anyones theorized this before, but watch the video again as the Frog is materializing into a new universe, and when Caliborn breaks the juju clock, they're linked. This makes me believe that the absorption of two universes was more important than we thought, as represented by the glowing rainbow eyes Caliborn got. He didn't get to create a new universe in his session, but the cueball eyes he got connected him to the nexus of all sessions and allowed for his reformation into Scratch, he's powered by this Majjix in the same way the First Guardians are the green sun.

When Calliope destroys the Green Sun in the final act, she creates a paradox which invalidates Doc Scratch among other things (Remember the GS exist outside of time- there's no logical reason DS should be depowered, thus the contradiction). The new alpha Timeline created by John allowed LE's avatar in that reality (Jack English) to be destroyed and create a universe where they could win, since the whole thing is one big mobious reach-around, in that cycle of universes Doctor Scratch could've have operated which means their existence was facilitated by Retcons alone. The universes were 'restored' because of this, in this reality, and recall LE is powered by those two. His eyeballs both turning black 8 balls symbolizes that removing the universes from his existence has denatured his existence locking in his defeat, from some version of the kids he trapped from the initial Alpha (Non-Game over, that was a Doomed timeline remember. We just never saw the pre-Retcon Alpha, except where it converges with Calborn's defeat in puppetshow) timeline, whereas the Retcon Alpha Timeline can live in peace with his defeat made absolute.

Understand?
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>>84126060
She should hold his hand as thanks
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>>84126324
your second paragraph is hella overcomplicated. there are much simpler theories that are fairly consistent with the clues we're given and gnostic religions and dont require huge jumps in logic outside of what we already know.
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>>84124767
>>84124896
these are beautiful
please never stop drawing our lord
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>>84126402
>tfw no futa version
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>>84126402
So Dave is deadpool?
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>>84126597
That wouldn't make any sense for the joke
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>>84126428
I don't think it's that much more complicated than most theories, and has an advantage in that it doesn't depend on pure symbolism or huge leaps of meta. The biggest weakness is it requires a lot of speculative reasoning and assumptions that cannot be validated.

The gist of the theory is, everything in Homestuck is one hugeass feed-back loop clusterfuck, a neverending reacharound paradox.

But the retcons break this because they (Along with Calliope's actions) create a reality where LE can no longer exist, they provide a hole in his perfect mobious. A universe where he's not only defeated but not empowered by the causation of his existence. I'd speculate Alt!Calliope came from this new reality aswell, but that's another stretch of plausibility.
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>>84125768
Hm. Stars definitely hold some meaning for Joey. Where have we seen that symbol before?
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>>84126892
>stars
>UFO
>space
So Grandpa just creates outer space bastards apparently
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>>84126853
A Glitch in space/time if you will, that's what the Retcons are.
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>>84126892
she is the star.
its her
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>>84126923
His cum is out of this world
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Is John still friends with Rose and Kanaya
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>>84126402
>Dave not liking it up the ass
OOC
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>>84126939
There's literally nothing glitchy about the retcons.
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>>84127003
>Jade"Procreation or Decimation" Harley not exclusively having vaginal sex
REALLY OOC
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what happens to gamzee in the epilogue?
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>>84127038
He was already dead in the fridge, all honks through the end was his decaying body letting out gas
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>>84127038
Why do people always ask what happens to Gamzee? He's one of very few characters we know what happens to. Read the Masterpiece.
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>>84127015
In a game glitch, you can fall through the cracks or have random elements of the game out of wack. This what occurs with John, and the ending sequences preceding Game Over make this pretty clear.
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>>84127015
the retcons are glitchy. theyre not very satisfying but they are glitchy
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>>84127132
But the retcon is the result of Caliborn's treasure being used against him, like it's supposed to be.
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>>84127103
Gamzeefags are the worst.
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>>84127132
>>84127168
But it's intentional. It's part of the storyline. It's part of Sburb. Nothing could even happen without it. That's not what a glitch is.
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>>84127103
Why does he split in two?
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>>84127031
she can't get double pregnant no matter how much she tries
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>>84127191
Which is in turn a result of John changing things, after the results of Game Over, which occur from the results of Caliborn's game glitches. It's easier not to see the 'Glitch' as a singular event but a discourse over the story encompassing a series of phenomenon, including the Retcon, culminating in John and crew hopping into Caliborn's session.
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>>84127224
Seb or Dirk or something cut him in half.
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>>84127230
Only losers give up hope!
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>>84127210
> It's part of the storyline. It's part of Sburb.
The retcons are not part of Sburb, nor the game glitches around GAMEOVER. The retcon power itself, while made from the Juju, are only made possible by the distinct powers of Light+Space+Time+Breath being smorgasborged together, which is not accounted for by Sburb.

Retcons are a gamebreaking illegit power needed to counteract and beat the broken legit power Caliborn had at his disposal.
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>>84127210
glitches are parts of games. you are aware of that right? glitches arent from outside of the game, they are what happens when you exploit a mechanic in order to skip or break parts of the game.
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>>84127275
hope is a weenie
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>>84127230
>pregnant jade will never peg you to alleviate her frustrations at not being able to get pregnant again
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>>84126980
No. He never sees them anymore, they're going to spend the next billion years just staring at each other saying really inane garbage.
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>tfw your boy LE didn't kill a single person after you said that all of your friend's favorite characters would die
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>>84127392
What are you talking about? He won
He got to live his dream of becoming some ridiculous destroyer smashing through (Dead) trolls and players and unleash all the testosterone he wanted. That's all he dreamed of, and he achieved it.
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>>84127280
>The retcons are not part of Sburb

John's fucking Sburb quest depended on it.

>The retcon power itself, while made from the Juju, are only made possible by the distinct powers of Light+Space+Time+Breath being smorgasborged together, which is not accounted for by Sburb.

It is accounted for by Sburb. It's literally the only way things could have happened.

>>84127294
Glitches are errors, they're bugs. Are Mario's stars glitches? No.
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>>84127392
he indirectly killed literally everyone in history though, friend! though he also indirectly created them.
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>Jack Noir is referred to as the Cancer
>Cherubs are said to be like White Blood Cells, or an immune system
>Thus making Caliborn hijacking a Sburb session a sort of auto-immune disease of sorts
>He later creates glitches and endless sickness within sburb to the point of above cancer
>The signature motif of John is "Doctor"
>Ectobiologist
>Clears away stardust, literally cures the Multiverse
This comic has some strange themes.
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It's like when Mario gets the star.
You know when Mario gets the star?
WHO THE FUCK IS MARIO.
He's a small Italian plumber who goes on sideways adventures.
He jumps on stuff and bops bricks with his head to save a princess.
WHAT'S ITALIAN.
WHAT'S A PLUMBER.
Never mind what an Italian is. It's just a kind of guy on Earth.
And a plumber is a guy who fixes load gapers.
WHAT'S A LOAD GAPER.
Shut up.
Anyway, sometimes when Mario's running sideways he gets a star that makes him magic and invincible.
OH. YOU MEAN HE BECOMES TRICKSTER MARIO.
Yes, but less stupid.
So for a while he becomes flashy and hyperactive and nothing's challenging anymore.
He just starts barreling over mushrooms and leaping over pits as fast as he can, then gets to the end and jumps on the flagpole and that's it. Mario "wins".
But the point is, he didn't really win. That magic star was actually devastating to his development as a human being.
WHY.
Because he skipped over many critical trials on his spiritual journey.
Mario NEEDS to stomp on all those mushrooms. He NEEDS to bonk those bricks with his head, for the sake of his personal growth.
By using the star, he is denying himself many powerful moments of catharsis.
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>>84127392
>waiting for the epic twist
>it's literally just a happy ending
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>>84127479
>happy ending
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>homestuck fanbase hops on the extreme degenerate porn wagon immediately after seeing a new character
>hiveswap's characters have been revealed for at least 2 years now
>nothing
explain this
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>>84120629
>>84121467
>>84121523
>>84121525
>>84121739
>>84121825

Ded character.
Ded arc.
Ded comic.
Rose was my favourite fucking kid I fucking hate you so much Hussie.
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>>84127507
there's some joey stuff
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>>84127452
>John's fucking Sburb quest depended on it.
Actually they just depended on him getting rid of all the oil, they didn't depend on him having magic Retcon warpy powers. For all we know there was an entirely different bullshit method/lesson at play there and John just magic'd his way through it.

Just because he found an easy answer doesn't mean that's soley the solution to the question.

>It is accounted for by Sburb. It's literally the only way things could have happened.
How? In one 'way' everyone died but John and Roxy. It's not accounted for.

>Are Mario's stars glitches? No.
If you get a Mario Star and it also gives you a fireflower, raccoon, frogsuit and supermush powerup, in addition to invincibility that is a glitch. There's nothing legal gamewise about acquiring multiple class powers to fuse into space/time travel.
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>>84127507
One of the official artists did some porn of the bee chick
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>>84127540
I don't think any of the Joey stuff has been EXTREME DEGENERATE yet
except for the f-list profile
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>>84127471
Yeah but apparently this doesn't apply to John or the kids
WAY TO DROP THE BALL BIGMAN
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>>84127497
homestuck is probably the most depressingly nihilistic shit i've ever had the misfortune of reading
and somehow hussie doesn't see this, he thinks the "thanks for playing" is a great happy ending thing
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>>84127479
i think homestuck is the first time ive ever seen people complaining about an ending being both too happy and too bleak, and both too obvious and totally obtuse
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>>84123170
The only one I didn't like out of the main 4 trolls was Tavros - and I decided that as soon as I first encountered him in the pesterlogs. I think Terezi should have kept the maniacal thing she had, maybe with more of the deviousness of Vriska, but kept in the companionship with Dave and the (initial) change of heart and redemption of Vriska.

Now who would I replace with Tavros is the real question.
The way I see it, it was
>Karkat - initially antagonistic/worst, but turns out to be softie/ bfs with John
>Kanaya - Straight man who actually attempts to understand human culture
>Terezi - crazy girl, goes from deceptively helpful to revealing how crazy trolls get, then gets redemption arc
>Tavros - ???

I think Aradia would be nice, but dead/robo Aradia would be a sort of knockoff of the straight man Kanaya. Eridan is too openly antagonistic, and steps into Terezi's territory (with the change being that he's wouldn't have the redemption, which would be kind of cool to have a player actively working against them). Overall I'd actually choose Feferi, because of:
>She's royalty, which could be used to explain troll society without having to do a whole separate thing.
>Created the dream bubbles, which is a pretty huge thing story wise
>In her interactions with Jade, showed that she was a very cheerful and sweet character (not really depicted in the original 4) while still being completely alien.
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>>84127542
For all we know.

>How? In one 'way' everyone died but John and Roxy. It's not accounted for.

That way had to happen too. Are you stupid? It's part of the way to the way.

>There's nothing legal gamewise about acquiring multiple class powers to fuse into space/time travel.

Says who? It had to happen for Caliborn to even exist.
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>>84127579
Why? see
>>84127584
I don't get why people are depressed that a comic tells you "You know all those ARCS and trivial PROBLEMS and bullshit reality puts you through? Those don't matter. Power through it and you'll end up happy and saccharine in the end somehow."
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>>84127579
I think Hussie is completely aware of it, that's why he had that entire thing in [S] Terezi: Remem8er where the selves on the dream beds were shown as ghosts, because SBURB is a cruel and uncaring game.
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>>84127693
If they stay ghosts that makes a plot hole.
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>>84127658
Sburb isn't some 'on high' task master, if a timeline isn't part of the alpha time line it isn't part of the way. It's sorta omniscient yet blind. The timeline with John and Roxy is accounted for but not depended on, and from it's perspective it's not like that's what was purported to be reality which would perpetuate reality.
John just found a way to circumnavigate it's judgement, otherwise it would've decided him dead along with his other friends in any other doomed timeline.

>Says who? It had to happen for Caliborn to even exist.
Says who? It's fully imaginable that the kids could've beaten the mini-bosses and created their new universe without the Retcons, thus ensuring Caliborn exists.
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>>84127747
why? its just the same as (vriska)
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>>84127747
No it doesn't. They are destroyed with the dreambubbles shattering all over the place.
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>>84127760
>Says who? It's fully imaginable that the kids could've beaten the mini-bosses and created their new universe without the Retcons, thus ensuring Caliborn exists.

You're forgetting about LE and all his influence. Which depend on retcons.
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>>84127786
>>84127788
Jade remembered being dead when she was god tiering.
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>>84127825
Which retcons? LE's 'retcons' and influence are different than John's. John's weren't needed for anything LE did to ensure their existence.
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>>84127869
nothing indicating the jade she remembered being in the dream bubbles isnt still there
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>>84127892
le only exists because john retconned all the kids to the masterpiece.
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>>84127892
>John's weren't needed for anything LE did to ensure their existence.

Did you completely forget how LE was made?
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>>84127911
Her memories indicate it. That points towards her ghost being merged with Alpha Jade like Alpha Rose was.
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>>84127539

Look to CANWC for salvation, anon.
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>>84127555
>bee chick
What character are you talking about? All the characters I know of are Joey, Jude, Antlers, lmaoooo memes, and Troll Dave.
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>>84127977
speaking of CANWC, some people are working on a fan-album, get hype
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>>84124392

>dead Aradia

DELETE THIS
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>>84127911
>>84127945
Okay. Fair point.

But let me suggest an alternative question. Did they ever show for certain that the Juju John used to get retconned powers could only be used once, and not independently of any other Johns?

Afterall (Vriska) and Meenah still existed somehow in the post-retcon dream bubbles. I'm suggesting maybe Retconpower!John that teleported friends to Caliborn was a different instance. Also, to what extent does LE have to do with everything responsible in the story anyway? We don't actually see him plan and structure anything, he doesn't even come into existence until Doctor Scratch kicks it and by then has already done all the work.
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>>84128004
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>>84128004
They showed off a few characters, but as you can see it's from when they were still doing it in 3D. Who knows if this character's still going to be in.
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>>84128025

I saw. I'm so fucking hyped for the author to eventually make another godawful flash, but set to original music this time.

I'm both grateful, and a bit depressed that it took CANWC to remind me of Homestuck's Act 1 - Act 5 greatness.
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>>84127956
unlike john she was dead for a while before she got put on the bed and god tiered. she probably just gets a free copy of that self's memories up until the actual god tiering, rather than the selves fusing or whatever. that appears to be what happened with john, too.
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>>84128055
>We don't actually see him plan and structure anything
Well yeah, he says that himself. As a Lord of Time, he just knows the right thing to make things turn out favorably to him, simple as that.
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>>84127471
Andrew "Subversion" Hussie strikes again!

>>84128057
I want to hug_ beekeeper troll.
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>>84128055
seems likely the retcon powers are literally metafictional rather than time travel based. thatd imply that only retcons we actually see actually happened. which means no other johns are doing any retcons other than the one we know.
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>>84128099
As Caliborn, right.
But one could interpret it as "Things just naturally happen in my favor to ensure my existence is perpetuated"
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>>84128055
Even back on Beforus he was fucking shit up. It was his calling card glitch that made their game unwinnable and needed to be scratched.
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>>84128203
I thought it was the Beforus trolls being completely terrible people that made their session unwinnable.
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>>84128174
I don't believe powers aren't purely meta-fictional. If they were, Vriska not dying would've been so powerful it would've erased (Vriska) from existence and the entire Treasureship Voyage would've been nullified from the narrative, despite us being told it still happened.

It has metafictional symbolism (It's a Plothole basically), but the powers themselves are based in Sburb as the 4 kids basic Aspects. Which would mean it's still possible for other John's to use their powers offscreen. Doesn't the very fact that some John out there teleported everyone to the Land of Colours and Mayhem, despite us never seeing it justify this interpretation?
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>>84128268
nahh there was a ton of LE shit going on in the alpha session. kurloz had visions of him, cronus got voldemorted by him, damara served him by ruining their session at every possible opportunity. mituna seemed to have had some huge vision of doom and was probably silenced by kurloz.

>>84128283
we did see it... in the masterpiece.
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>>84128203
Yes, that would indicate for sure Beforus was part of the cycle of LE's influence.

I suppose it's possible that John's Retconned reality and LE's influenced one intersect at the point of mobius strip. However, using that topology to explain the narrative trajectory would contradict my theory, it's not the best analogy. They're not one same side, but rather an offshoot and it's original origin that intersect at one point paradoxically.
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>>84128379
No we didn't? We just saw the Caliborn's visual recreation of the events where the players appear. We didn't actually see John decide to send all his friends and hop in there somehow.
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>re-reading old pages
>realize Act 6 was roughly half the comic on page count
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>>84128469
john can zap to the scratch intermission, he can zap to any weird artstyle in the comic. why shouldnt he be able to zap to a claymation section? this comic eats paradoxes for breakfast, its totally reasonable to think that by the act of telling us the story caliborn allowed john to zap to it.
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>>84128561
NEPETA I'VE BEEN PLENTY PATIENT ALREADY, BUT IT'S SERIOUSLY TIME FOR YOU TO JUST FUCK OFF NOW. I WILL NEVER EVER LOVE YOU, GO AWAY.
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>>84128503
yeah the comic divides up into fourths
1. Acts 1-4
2. Act 5
3. Act 6 until Homosuck
4. Act 6 Act 6
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>>84128283
>>84128469
We see him plan it.

>JOHN: hmm, it just occurred to me...
>JOHN: aside from fixing the time line, there's another benefit to my new power.
>JOHN: once we all decide we're ready to fight him, i can just zap us all right to him.
>JOHN: we could take him by surprise again.
>JOHN: i really doubt he'd be able to handle us if we all clobbered him at once!
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these are really great theories guys, but I think I can come up with a simpler explanation that addresses all of the issues in the story:
hussie fucked up
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>>84128674
wow yeah, thanks a bunch duder,nice!!
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>>84128593
It has to do with the questionable nature of his Retcon powers and how they affect the Alpha Timeline. Doing what you mentioned, without reference to us the audience seeing it onscreen, would lead us to believe John at some point created a secondary Alpha timeline by going at Caliborn.

This is a point of confusion for me. There can only ever be 'one' Alpha timeline in Sburb, but John's retconned powers throw this into question. If he decides to use time-travel irresponsibility his duplicates could in theory, act independently and make more changes, and by the logic of his powers make 'that' the new Alpha Timeline aswell. Obviously this comes with a host of complicated problems.
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>>84128674
That's a fact, not a theory.
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>>84128601
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>>84128708
well the metafictional retcon idea is pretty clear that no other johns ever made any retcons otherwise theyd be a part of the comic. and i think its true so thats not an issue.
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>tfw friend lets you see a commission they're working on
>it's roxy/dave/rose with heavy pegging and panting
>tfw it will literally never see the light of day
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>>84128636
Oh.

So that's another wrench in my theory. True pre-retcon 'alpha' John couldn't have gone after Caliborn than, at any point in time. In fact, doesn't Caliborn only exist in the Alpha himself by nature of his time powers? If such a thing were possible it'd be imaginable that countless hundreds of John's with the same retcon power would all think of the same thing and hammer at him themselves, and we don't see that.

But at the same time it begs the question...
John and Roxy agreed in the Gameover timeline that it was a doomed one, so John shouldn't have been able to go affect anything or slip through at all should he? That contradicts the above "No-Thousand-John-Ambush" edict.

Also
>this comic eats paradoxes for breakfast
Having there be more than one alpha timeline or 'canon' causality is a paradox higher than we've ever been dealt with.
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>>84128771
>well the metafictional retcon idea is pretty clear that no other johns ever made any retcons

Unless the theory that the masterpiece kids are from "I hope I'm relevant" John's timeline is true.
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>>84128775
to what end
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>>84128816
>>84128819
but where the fuck is terezi in act 7
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>>84128819
how would "I hope I'm relevant" John pick up the full set of other kids with doing his own retcons? sure, he could be the one who jumped to the masterpiece but hed be alone since everyone else was dead in his timeline.
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>>84128851
She was facing the wrong way and walked off the lillypad.
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>>84128892
doesn't she have a jet pack?
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>>84128851
Suicide.
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>>84128771
But John made a retcon offscreen. Whether in another timeline, or far into the future.
>otherwise theyd be a part of the comic
Like when the puppet battle occurred?
It's possible that happened before the retcons that we know themselves occurred. In fact the very fact that Caliborn still remembers it indicates they're not metafictional and do have Sburb-laden limits.

Unless, someone wanted to argue Caliborn has "metafictional" awareness powers and can even remember events in the narrative that no longer occurred or ever happened.
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>>84128816
>In fact, doesn't Caliborn only exist in the Alpha himself by nature of his time powers?
A lot of people think this but I don't think it's true and it isn't explicitly stated anywhere in the comic. I think some of us came to the conclusion that there must be a Game Over Caliborn along with a Retcon Caliborn, and of course there's also the dead Caliborn from the timeline where Calliope won.
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>>84128879
Easy.
From a separate timeline we never see.
But the huge-ass problem with any logic in multiple Johns existing at all, is they'd instantly be Alpha-Timeline johns because retcon powers work that way.

In fact, with the way all of them got sucked up Juju-ways and beaten in Caliborn's masterpiece, I'd think that'd suggest it's a pretty doomed timeline to me. It's a blatant contradiction to how the Retcon powers work.

Hmm, was it ever clarified for certain that whatever Retcon changes John makes, that's ALWAYS going to be the Alpha Timeline?
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hay munchy
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>>84128949
if retcons are metafictional there arent any offscreen retcons and thats that.
>It's possible that happened before the retcons that we know themselves occurred.
theres no before or after in paradox space cmon you know this. this shit is essential to even basic understanding of homestuck. everything that happened has already happened and also will happen. 'before' and 'after' is the most meaningless shit in the context youre trying to use it.
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>>84128938
It got damaged during the fight with the Jacks.
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>>84128949
>It's possible that happened before the retcons that we know themselves occurred.
That literally makes absolutely no sense.
You're suggesting retcons were done and reality changed....
Before non-retcon narrative events went down and we saw it ourselves.

It's a shitload of mindfuckery to swallow.
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>>84128956
there is no dead caliborn, when cherubs predominate properly, they absorb the second personality into themselves. it's a process that wouldn't leave a ghost, because the soul was fused like through prototyping, except with the losing soul being completely subservient like bec's soul to jade
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>>84128956
My theory would require a Game Over timeline Caliborn of course, but there's no way to resolve how a 'true' John could've interacted with him at all and lead to the events we've seen without it becoming the Alpha timeline.
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>>84128892
>>84128938
I don't think you can just walk "off" a random celestial body floating above nothing in particular. You just walk onto the rim and then onto the bottom. Maybe you fall on your ass from doing it.
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>>84128851
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>>84129061
whether or not that Caliborn has a ghost doesn't matter so much as that he ever existed in the first place
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>>84129025
any theory that assumes offscreen retcons happened is fundamentally flawed and cannot be taken seriously.
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Can someone from a doomed timeline exist alive in a dream bubble if they're asleep?
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Reminder there are two alive aradias by the end of comic.
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>>84129152
yeah that seems pretty much certain
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Do you have to be a Paradox Clone to win Sburb?
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>>84129167
explain
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>>84129128
But that's not a real rule. It's just something that you made up because you like the sound of it.
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What happens to your realself if your dreamself dies on your quest crypt? What about if both selves die on it?
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>>84129167
And 1.5 alive Solluxes
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>>84129195
Pre and post-retcon, duh
Even if one got sucked in the black hole there is a lust maid somewhere.
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>>84129236
the retcon does not affect the furthest ring
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>>84129187
Caliborn won, but I don't know if his session's rules apply anywhere else.
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>>84129055
>theres no before or after in paradox space cmon you know this
Not completely true. There's still some estranged level of causality, like Vriska dies --> Goes on Treasure hunt --> Finds Juju --> Becomes LesbiFin.

Retcons don't seem to affect the 'before or after' of this. However Caliborn's land isn't in Paradox Space proper, so it's still bound by Sburb rules.

We have to understand John's power meta-fictionally, even if I don't believe they're metafictional based. And there is a clear point in Caliborn's chronology where he fights the kids, and a clear point where he sees the fight. It's just a matter of delineating where it intersects with John's changes and the Kids actions.
Conventional wisdom would suggest
>They did at it at the far end way after they create their New universe
But my theory proposes
>An Alpha timeline John somehow gathered his friends and did it prior to Game-Over Timeline John 'fixing' and changing things
Because they're not metafictional, John didn't erase the events or memories from happening or anything. He just moved to a timeline, a canon where he and his friends wouldn't die. The fight had already occurred, independent of time or causality, at another series of events to set him up already.
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>>84129242
If there is Vriska and (Vriska), there must likewise be an Aradia and (Aradia)
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>>84128601
:33 < this isnt about what YOU want anymore, fuccboi!
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>>84129242
quoting myself from another thread:
>I'm pretty sure I've found proof that the furthest ring is affected by retcons. There's a difference between the situations of the Meteor and Dave/Rose.
>Assuming it works like you say, John retconned the events on the meteor, creating a second meteor, and they both entered the furthest ring separately and traveled along different paths. The problem is: Dave and Rose were always in the furthest ring! Only ONE pair of Strilondes can create the Green Sun and only that pair can board a meteor. There was no point where John could have duplicated them, which means the effects of his retcons must extend into the furthest ring.
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>>84129204
well im the metafictional-retcon guy who thinks the juju = the comic so obviously offscreen retcons is completely counter to that.

but equally if you think hes creating alpha timelines and wiping the old alpha timelines then we must know that no other johns are using retcon powers because they would just wipe alpha john and that didnt happen.
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