Kelly - America's Heart, Nose, Throat

>>84109871
I loled heartily, and loled again when I really contemplated the idea of building a wall around an island

>>84109957
That's a perfectly fine idea. Most wall-builders had to dig moats around their walls, for Brits a moat is already present.

>>84111739
>when the island fotress concept from the movie Doomsday turns into reality

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>People scream about UK's economy dying because of leaving
>Their market and pound value are already repairing
>Meanwhile EU's market took a massive shit and 400 richest people in the world lost over 100 Billion dollars combined

>>84114109
Still dropping.
Though have the UK even actually done anything? Or are they just gearing up to leave? It's pretty much "this is all Brexit's fault" but Brexit hasn't actually happened it's just panic ABOUT Brexit that caused shit to happen.

>>84109871
Good old England. Where would it be without our guidance?

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>>84114109
>>84114141

>That British feel when

>>84114141
Realistically no, compared to the drop of the pound's value from 2014-2015, it was a spike made by people betting on Remain winning the vote and then freaking the fuck out when they lost which led to a drop
UK will be able to bounce back from this, they were one of the biggest financial contributors to the EU so it hurts the EU more than it hurts the UK

I have a small question, considering that the scotts and Nordern Irland voted in large numbers to stay in EU, what will happen with them? Do they get to stay in EU, or do they have to leave, even when they do not want to?

>>84114252
Scotland is having a vote to secede again.
Maybe the EU will want them back.

I hope the EU and the euro die in a fire
And Gibraltar can prepare its anus

>>84114183
>>84114109
Now you will become slaves to corporate elites. You will become a tax haven for the rich, you their servants. Wages will drop.

>>84114252
They have to break away from the UK to be able to join back into the EU, that is if the EU doesn't just stomp on the entire referendum and say "fuck you, you aren't leaving"
Still it's a little sad to watch people say that Scotland is becoming independent to become dependent on the fucking EU

>>84114183
Lol at the parts of England reliant on EU funding

Lol at Wales, lol at Cornwall, etc

>EU dissolves
>Germany begins makes up for the loss of unity and brotherhood with an arms buildup
>UK becomes a limp dicked tax haven
>Germany begins bullying neigboring countries to get what it wants and to secure itself against Russia
>Russia becomes a world power again because with the EU it has much more trading leverage
>America just sits back and watches Europe burn

>>84114325
>Letting Germany build up its army

Earth pls

>>84114348
Germany tried conquest. It didn't work. It tried brotherhood but the perfidious albion put the kibosh on that. Now we are back to conquest.

>>84114325
>implying America would let Germany have a strong army

>>84114273
But they would have to go through the whole joining procedure first. Man that can take years, and am sure the other UK countries would start a customs war on them. I hope the whole UK thing turns out right for them, because if not then they are double fucked.
I wonder how many scots voted to stay in UK, because "we want to stay in EU".

>>84109957
They might actually have to build a wall between Northern Ireland and Republic or Ireland, since the latter will still be a EU member. I can't wait till that powder keg gets lighted again.

>>84114376
>this is what Brits actually believe
Does the British education system cover WW2 but not give any dates or tell events afterwards?

Germany is an ally and at worst it is still a hindrance of Russia.

But wasn't part of the agreement with IRA that the border to Irland will stay open?

>>84114278
Spain is gonna have a fucking good time annexing Gibraltar.
Shame too, that place is actually kinda cool. It's even got free-roaming apes

>>84114411
Yes, which is one of the reasons people are getting worried. People are still fighting over there, it's just not as prevalent.

>>84114414
Unless your taking about LADSONTOUR there are no apes in Gibraltar
Monkeys aren't apes

>>84114451
>Clearly going back up at the end

In case you're retarded, here's a close up view of the pound on the upswing >>84114154

>>84114151
A step higher on the GDP rankings?

>The left supports Scotland leaving the UK
>They hate the idea of the UK leaving the EU
Explain

>>84114544
i don't it either
were they all taught from an early age to love the EU or something?

>>84114544
The left sucks EU's cock because Muslim immigration and globalists buying out media to say UK leaving is bad

>>84114502
Yeah but that's a zoom in on the "upswing" it's hardly returned to its status quo.

>>84114273
SCOOOTTTTLAAAAAAAND FFFFFURRRRREEEEEEVEEERRR

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>>84114574
A tautology

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>>84114598

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>>84109871
why is shingeki no kyojin so popular in america

>>84114644
It's a very western series. It draws heavily on European architecture, history and mythology; a majority of the characters are European and have European names, and it doesn't have the over the top sexual weeb pandering fanservice a lot of other manga/anime has.

>>84114154
>>84114109
This is why commoners should not be allowed to vote

Damn plebians ruin everything

>>84114574
>He dosen't know that there has been people in the left who were also pro leaving.
Step it up Senapi.

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>>84114109
>Their market and pound value are already repairing

Proper Brexit procedure hasn't even begun. It is hard to predict what will happen then, but you feel perfectly secure because of what came out of last few days.

This is like claiming that just because market has calmed down after election results came in, it will be also remain calm during the proper presidency.

>>84114574
>The left sucks EU's cock
It's like I'm on an US board.

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>>84114574
>The left sucks EU's cock because Muslim immigration

Anon, UK's swarms of brown people originate NOT from EU and its immigration policies (in fact, UK managed to negotiate the chance to opt out of current rapefugee distribution completely), but from le epic GrossBritannia Commonwealth and they have been hoarding them for years before EU fell prey to the enrichment maymay.

Even if the Brexit ends up fully complete, all those brown people will remain in the UK.

>>84114544
They're both fucking stupid.

>>84114141

Though have the UK even actually done anything? Or are they just gearing up to leave?

The prime minister instantly resigned, which means nothing is going to happen for a while.

But remember, the new government doesn't have to do a damm thing, as the vote is non binding.

The markets don't like uncertainty.

Watch for something called Article 50, as that kicks off a 2 year timer to exit. Until that starts, everything is up in the air.

>>84114252
Uncharted territory. The EU could rewrite it's laws to let them back in. UK could break up. But for now, they're in line to exit with UK, but nothing has actually started yet.

>>84114544
Left in question wants a globalist technocratic superstate, and weak nationalisim. So, each individual state in the UK as part of the EU, would be best for them. A combined UK is relatively right of them, and has enough leverage to move polices rightward. This is a gross oversimplification of course.

>>84115149
No, the UK hasn't done anything. This is more a reaction to the realization that one of the leading world powers is run by idiots who would gladly shoot themselves in the dick. People have no confidence in the leaders or the people of the United Kingdom to not ruin their investments, and they're entirely justified in that opinion.

>>84114574

That argument isn't really disprovable and therefore not worth debate. Like conspiracy theories, you can't find evidence against them because the theory itself states that you can't really find evidence. For the record, "not disprovable" is not the same as "proven". Not even one teensy bit.

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>communist manchildren didn't vote during the referendum
>reee old people shouldn't be allowed to vote guise

>>84115149
Cameron pretty much said that he wasn't going to deal with the fallout and Boris seems to be faltering as well. And as you said, they still can just straight up ignore the vote, if they desire to actually lose seat to UKIP in the upcoming election.

So right now it's just them playing chicken with the rest of the EU.

>>84114252
That is a very good question that has yet receive a clear answer.
Invoking arrival 50 will probably need an act of parliament but NI and Scotland have their own governments will they have to agree too? No one seems to know. The only certainy is we are in for an interesting time

>>84115225
They can't really ignore it.
People would riot.
Even Europe doesn't want to deal with that shit and is pressuring the UK to trigger artikel 50 as soon as possible.

>>84115211
This is the thing that infuriates me the most
>only 25% of young people bothered to vote
>OH WOW WHY ARE THOSE OLD FUCKS DECIDING FOR US?!

>>84114397
We already have a walk between England and Scotland, thoughtfully provided be the the last trans European organisation we were part of, just needs sprucing up a bit

So you're still getting all the immgrunts except the non-Muslim ones actually looking for a job, and you still want to pay for free movement and the common market.

And you'll still have an open border between NI and Ireland.

So this will help the economy be better in ten years compared to if you had stayed in how exactly?

>>84115378
That they figured a simple majority vote would be good enough for this is insane as well.

>>84115394
GB stabbed itself in the hand for decades while the EU stood by and told them that the butcher's gloves were part of the welcome package.

Repeatedly.

>>84109871
Well hey, at least they now can decide on their own the butt fucking they take.

>>84115352
Westminster can overrule Scottish and NI parliaments if need be. It would probably be another huge boost for the Scottish independence, but strictly legally Westminster holds all the cards.

>>84115468
Does any Tory PM actually want to invoke article 50 and oversee a resulting recession with need of higher taxes and the exodus of financial sectors?

>Leave wins
>no one knows what the fuck they're doing
>Labour trying to tear itself apart

This country is run by clowns. Nevermind the single market, we should just sell tickets to watch this shitshow unfold, fix the economy straight up

>>84115478
Probably not. That's what makes it so delicious to watch. Labour is collapsing on its own, but the Tories are all in this hilarious state of limbo where they know they have to press the self-destruct button and are desperately looking for the least painful way to do it.

>>84114402
America will let Germany have a strong army as long as it stays the bootlicker it is. But do you really expect them to not shit their pants when Germany gives them the finger? Shit, look at all those african and middle east countries that were royally fucked over when they didn't spread their cheeks anymore.

>>84115500
What happens if Labour finds a capable pro-Remainer and campaigns on ignoring the referendum toget with the Lib dems?

Apart from a bunch of potato-craniums throwing rocks at women in scarves and harassing polacks out of frustration?

>>84114109
>>Their market and pound value are already repairing

Isn't this argument less than a week in with nothing substantial having happened exactly as retarded as saying that the economy is already tanking?

>>84109957
Ask Hitler how much he wishes he had built a wall on Omaha beach.

>>84115537
Well, he kinda did. The Atlantikwall doesn't have its name from nothing. And considering the manpower and material needed for just those bunkers, it's pretty impressive.

>>84115521
No idea. Outright ignoring the referendum would be pretty dangerous. I imagine they could move for a second referendum or seek a mandate for a general election, but that's not likely going to happen before Article 50 is triggered, and at that point I have no idea if the process can actually be stopped.

If the Tories had any smarts they'd call the general election as soon as possible and LET the now galvanized pro-EU populace rip them to shreds, at which point they can bow out and let the other side decide what to do with the mess. Otherwise if they stay in power and own the whole thing they're fucked for the foreseeable future, considering how Britain's demographics are trending.

It's now Labour's battle to lose. And hilariously they seem to be doing their best to actually lose it.

>>84114295
>People think Brexit helps corporations

>>84115603
So who does it help? UKIP are committed neo-liberals distracting the poor and uneducated with claims of scary Romanians.

From Brussels elites to British elites.

>>84115603
It's all Chinese and Japanese corporations anyway

and fuck them both, it's because of Asians that top gear turned to shit.

>>84115603
At least it already helps people like George Soros making money with it.

>>84115619
>because of Asians that top gear turned to shit
I thought it was because Jeremy Clarkson punched a producer in an effort to get fired

>>84115521
Then UKIP wins a lot of seats in England rather than in the EU parliament.

>>84115583
>I imagine they could move for a second referendum or seek a mandate for a general election, but that's not likely going to happen before Article 50 is triggered, and at that point I have no idea if the process can actually be stopped.
Nah, triggering Article 50 means that they're out for good, so right now they aren't doing shit other than ripping ech other appart. The rest of the EU wants them to either pull the trigger on their EU-membership or on the Brexit results so that some actual problems not caused by party politics can be adressed.

>>84115658
>Nah, triggering Article 50 means that they're out for good, so right now they aren't doing shit other than ripping ech other appart.

We're never triggering that article by the way its dawned on Boris and the like that its a self destruct button for the break up of the UK and the death of the city of London.
Likely there's going to be a new election which everyone trys to lose followed by referendum 2 "please vote the right way this time".

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Fuck off back to /pol/ or reddit or wherever you come from to discuss your political views. Otherwise just post more Kelly.

>>84115628
I thought it was because he said something about niggers

>>84115658
>Nah, triggering Article 50 means that they're out for good, so right now they aren't doing shit other than ripping ech other appart.
Yeah, but Article 50 process takes 2 years to complete. If in that time Britain somehow has a tectonic change of heart I doubt Europe would be like "Well that sucks Britain but there's absolutely NOTHING we can do." I imagine they could pull some amendment out of their asses or something. This of course depending on how much good will Britain doesn't burn until then. So far they're using it as fuel for a bonfire.

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>>84115711
ok

>>84115711
You deserve every painful tear that runs down your ghostly asshole face Edison

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>>84115711
didnt regret it

>>84115793
FUCKING MAN OF MURDER

>>84115793
But DC had been owned by Bugs Bunny before that.

>>84115818

That's the joke.

>>84115711
>>84115734
>>84115769
>>84115793
>>84115805

I love how niggers get triggered and start imagespamming the moment they see a discussion that makes their butthole pucker up.

>>84115704
Not really. The City still is the one spot that combines a low level of regulations with a low level of percieved sleaze. I mean, they are going to outsource some functions to Frankfurt and Paris for convenience's sake and their total volume in London is probably going to shrink, but they'd be idiots to complely give up on their trained declawed monkeys and move in with the much more more aggressively regulatory baboons on the continent wholesale.

>>84115732
Well they'd have to change the Lisbon treaty, I think, which would require an actual majority rather than a simple one and that would only happen if the refugee crisis would abate and the economy would pick up again so that everybody has some breathing room and enough free manpower to tackle that issue.
So it's unlikely.

>>84116040
Another thing is that UKIP and the rest of the EU Nazis do want the Brexit to succeed and they got actual seats and influence in the EU parliament.

>>84114273
Spain has said that they'll veto any application Scotland makes to join the EU. Even if they leave the UK, there's no way back.

It's funny because Europe was already technically paying for the UK's border walls before they left.

>>84115805
Should have said "Ka-why".

>>84116016
Yea, an ideal discussion for /co/.

>>84116175
>doesn't expect political conversation in a thread about a wankstain idiot political cartoonist.

da fuq is dis shit

>>84116215
>has never heard of kelly.
You aren't from around here are ya pardna'

>>84114369
Germany has a hard head. Everytime it builds up its army it tries conquest. It's in their blood.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1v5QCGqDYGo

>>84116215
>Kelly
>political cartoonist
>>>/reddit/

>>84116282
>>84116431
Lel, Kelly sucks, and yes, making political cartoons does make you a political cartoonist.

Why you so mad though?

>>84116515
His cartoons are satire.

>>84115554
SHUT UP LIBERTARIANISM CAN BUILD A PROPER WALL A PROPER FUCKING WALL YOU TEATSUCKING SOCIALIST

>>84116526
This does not disqualify something from being a political cartoon. In fact it has no effect either way on that.

>>84116574
Kelly posts on /co/ just means kelly comics, not political discussion.

>>84116607
Nah. The first post on an imageboard informs the conversation. You don't get to post a political cartoon, wonder why people are talking about politics, and then come out the other side looking like anything but a fucking dumbass.

>>84116745
Whatever you say, new friend.

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>>84116533
who would pay for it tho?

nevermind the initial costs the upkeep would get pretty steep pretty quickly.

also manning it, what the fuck is that employee benefits package gonna look like?

>>84116745
Kelly threads rarely turn into political discussions, at least not ones of this length. The only reason this one has is because it's still topical.

>>84114483
I think he's making an Overwatch joke

>>84116934
...That is my point, anon. If the dude wanted a non-political Kelly thread, he could have chosen any of Kelly's non-political cartoons to start a thread with. Him being a political cartoonist on other topics would then be irrelevant.

This thread, however, is political as fuck due to the OP. As it should be-- all of the discussion is relevant.

>>84116833
Someone else. After all libertarianism is about absolving oneself from participating, contributing or investing in society in any meaningful way.

>>84114295
We already are.

>>84116131
>Spain has said that they'll veto any application Scotland makes to join the EU
Why is Spain being a dick? England was the one that destroyed their armada, not Scotland.

>>84117131
Hint: Catalonia and Basque country

>>84115617
>UKIP are committed neo-liberals
????????????

>>84109871

>"Fatherland of Freedom"

That's pretty subtle for Kelly. He's really pulled out the stops here.

>>84114944

Can you imagine the shit that will happen when these neanderthals realise that the brown people won't be deported?

>>84117219
It's not just brown people, there's now reports of the Polish being targeted (for some reason???)
I think it's just good old-fashioned xenophobia and racism, except most of these people have been citizens for a few generations, so it makes no sense.

>>84117219
>you already drank poison
>why stop drinking?

>>84117156
Oh good point, I didn't even think about that. I guess Spain will do everything to prevent a precedent.

>>84117257
>for some reason
Because Polish people were the immigrants people had issue with before brown people became FOTM

>>84117257
you're aware that actual complaints haven't risen right? Just 'reports'

meanwhile an 'asian' child sex ring gets uncovered every other month.

>>84117301
Hmmm.
"If you want a nigger for a neighbour vote Liberal or Labour".

>>84117301
Oh, they're the like the Irish in America?
>>84117311
True, I suppose truth will out eventually, whatever it may be.
It's not looking good, though.

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>>84117301
This. Anti-Eastern Europe stuff was all the rage a decade ago. I'm feeling pretty nostalgic right now.

I'll say one thing about this whole shitshow, at least it's snapped me out of my /pol/ funk.
I'm a lazy, ignoramus and I let them meme me into voting for brexit, even though it goes against my own best interests, purely because I hate the fat-cats in Brussels and their globalist agenda. I let political ideology sway me over financial reality. Never again. I'm only gonna vote for shit that tangibly benefits me in future.
Fuck them all.

>>84115378
I don't believe that number is accurate actually. There was no formal set up for tracking the statistics of who voted that day. Those numbers comes from previous polls taken, not the actual one.

>>84117383
Congratulations on being so feeble minded you can't stick to principles, I guess? I voted to stay but am warming up to independence because I'm not a fucking salty baby.

>>84117419
If I'm gonna get fucked in the arse either way, I'd at least rather get paid afterwards.

>>84117383
Lol, k, cuck.

I'll see you voting for UKIP next year. :^)

>>84117457
The market correction would have happened at some point anyway, at least now the only welfare state we need to worry about is Scotland and maybe Northern Ireland.

>>84117465
Nah, no point. My area's full of fucking Tories. Got 45% in the last election. Labours fell off hard here since 2010. Not that they're much better. Sleazy cunts, the lot of them.

>>84109871
A wall might have been useful back in 1066 but it's a little late now

>>84116164
It's not even Romanized as "kawai"... it's "kawaii". And it's not pronounced like "ka-why"... it's pronounced "ka-wah-ee". I hate that even anime-loving retards can't even get that right.

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>>84117597
Somebody sure is a weaboo

>>84116131
no they haven't, they said that in case Scotland declares unilateral secession
a union like the UK breaking up is perfectly fine

>>84117597
Okay.

Should have said "Ka-why" though.

>>84117638
The Scotsman have nothing but distilled ditch water.
>B-but the north sea oil
Is going to go to England, and the oil that is extracted is of the heavy variety that is just above tarsand in terms of unprofitable ass to extract anyway. And if you haven't noticed it isn't a great time to be an oil producing country right now.

This is without the fact the Scots can't even get into the EU because thier finances aren't up to snuff and Spain would veto faster than you can say 'Catalonia es of real country'

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>>84116016
>fuck posting cartoons
>he said, while posting on the cartoons board
lmao why are you even here

>>84117733
wraps are the biggest meme since avocados fuck them both and fuck California.

>>84117732
Why it go to england? Not trolling, actualy asking, because england seems to be on the north end of the british isle, they shouldn't have any rights to stuff in the north sea.

>>84115711
I hate those low energy bulbs so fucking much. They give off no fucking light

If I wanted to sit in the darkness like a fucking barbarian I'd use a candle

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>>84114252
>Ireland will unite in your lifetime

AT LONG LAST

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>>84114109
I really don't see how an economy can suddenly repair itself when it's still in a total freefall. That'd be like skydiver trying to fix his chute seconds before he crash lands and breaks something

>>84114376
Iknowright? If Team America has taught me anything, it's that America is the be all, end all super power, or at least that's how Kool Aid drinking Republicans see it

>>84117750
>PBR
Oh Kelly.

>>84117803
They're not actually even "green". Most of them contain hazardous substances, whereas the old ones were just metal and glass.

LED bulbs are nifty though

>>84117825
>HAD HAD
You done goofed, Kelly.

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Fucking Rap Band

>>84117889
It's correct. First had refers to the past, second had means possession. The sentence is perfectly cromulent.

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>shitting on Belgian beer
I'd be so fucking triggered if I didn't know this is satire

>>84115501
Just like how America only ALLOWS Russia to have a strong military, oh wait.

If NATO all but dissolves because Europe goes to shit then you can bet your ass that America would support any European nation that wants to build up its military to keep Russia or the Middle East in check.

Is Kelly parody or serious?

>>84117978
I always think that Kelly's dirty hippy is Howard Stern

>>84117929
I see it now.

>>84118017
>Americans invented beer
>it's literally 6,000 years old

>>84117827
a closer analogy is the skydiver preparing to jump and then everyone acting like he did and either breaking down weeping for his death or cheering at a sucessful landing, even though the jump is two years away. everyone on the plane are complete fucking retards and not big guys at all.

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>>84118035
It is the honest to God truth

Kelly is the hero we need

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>>84118035
As serious as McCarthy

>>84118111
10/10 liberators

>>84118027
Why does the US even fucking care anymore? None of the countries except France and the UK should even be members because none are contributing the minimum two percent of gross domestic product.

>>84118121
>implying Canadian geese need training and aren't already terrorists

>>84118154
During the Cold War the US viewed Western Europe as a series of military bases against Russia, so it was willing to find almost all military operations. That mindset still sort of exists.

>>84118177
I know the history but the USSR collapsed and right now the US is molly coddling European states.

If they don't want to spend the budget for thier armed forces that is fine but I'm tired of the US having to make up the diffrence when there aren't any benefits anymore.

>>84118237
What minorities have zebra stripes on one side of their face again?

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this one is true though

>>84118017
>Thinking American beer is good
>Especially Budweiser

As an American, even I know we have the worst beer by a mile.

>>84118369
There's some good beer coming out of California

>>84118369
All mass produced beer is pretty bad, pretty much the only reason why Americans have a better opinion of Euro beers is because the piss water isn't worth exporting.

>>84118380
The Great Lakes region is where it's at, Cali is still stuck in the meme IPA stage.

>>84117419

You can't eat principles.

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>>84118295
>implying there's actually any meat in McDonald's food

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>>84118369
America literally produces more brands of beer than the rest of the world combined. They're not all shit either

>>84118220
Maintaining a hegemony has a number of benefits for the US. Not the least of which is that no matter what international conflict happens, we get a seat at the table.

>>84118423
I work as a HVAC technician in Manchester, this will hurt people who hedged hard towards Remain, everyone else is passing and moaning at things that won't really affect them if they took the slightest bit of precaution.

Again, I voted to stay but c'mon, at least make an effort to adapt instead of sitting in your piss.

>>84118220

That Gadaffi guy you're soon to be president witch came saw and murdered kept refugees out, for a small amount of cash. All in all, a great deal. That's shot now.

NGO's and CIA instigating Arab spring and "liberating" the ME for democracy? Thank you for all the refugees.

Your molly coddling doesn't come free, not by a long shot. Every fight you get involved in on our doorstep costs us a lot of money, few of them necessary.

PS. I can't really blame the US alone for the Ukraine. That was a cooperative clusterfuck between the jEwU and the JewSA ... the Russian boycott we got forced into also cost my country a lot of money though.

>>84118496
I'll take the hit for the State Department being pricks but no one said that you had to bend over and take them all with no lube. Looked at the border states, they are telling migrents to fuck off and they fuck off for the most part.

>>84115805
Accurate

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>>84117770
I'm sorry but these are delicious.

>>84118468
>That comic

Just drink a few glasses of water before you go to sleep. I have NEVER had a hangover.

Jesus Kelly, get it together.

>>84118566
Freedom hater detected.

>>84118496
Yo its not our fault you guys invaded a country and shitposted to the world about how she was asking for it, look at what that peninsula was wearing.

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>>84118566
fucking communist

>>84117392
It seems incredibly consistent with all post-vote polls on turnout, and there is no evidence in the voting outcomes that if the true vote split of 18-24 year olds was 25% leave, 75% remain, that they turned out at high levels.

Actually there is some disagreement about the turnout but the 3 main figures are 31, 36 and 40%. All low.

>>84118571
You're not drinking enough. That's the end of the argument. Up your tolerance, drink more, and you'll get a hangover.

>>84115391
Its more of an incomplete fence to tell the truth

>>84118686
When I drink to get drunk I do it with the intention of staying conscious enough to enjoy it.

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>>84118686
But if you drink a shitload, you still won't get a hangover because you'll wake up still drunk

Checkmate atheists

>>84115805
> Try googling image to see where this one's really from
> Search bar now contains "Sans and frisk smut"
You clever bastard.

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>>84118602
>>84118585
Don't knock it till you try it.

>>84118920
This one is reasonable.

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>>84118958
I agree

>>84118958
>more guns will fix it

>>84117822
Not a chance, the North is a hive of scum and villainy, they can go become their own nation or some shit

>>84118958
at the very least a DARE like program to tech kids proper gun safety would prevent accidents like
>see its not loa- BANG
>EEEEEEE
which are vastly more common. Just calling guns evil and giving them no other data than what they can glean from TV and movies is a terrible idea, doesn't work for sex ed, doesn't work with guns.

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>>84117750
>fangs on Osama
>city guide in naive citizens hands imply they don't even know the city as well as the hipster
>radicalized hipster still has a case of pbr

I wish he'd make those commentary videos for all his strips

I GOTTA HAVE THOSE FANGS

>>84118995
Just guns in the hands of trained persons in places where guns shouldn't be or are disallowed would be vastly more agreeable and this is from a european.

Obviously it shouldn't be required for teachers to carry a gun if they don't want to but it's vastly more reasonable than throwing fucking cans or instructing students to attack with scissors.

>>84117822
>those pissed off fans sitting behind the guy

Gigs and chucks

>>84119138
Yeah, teachers should also be cops, in addition to everything else they have to do

Pay them more? FUCK YOU

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>>84119138
Are you talking shit about scissors, m8?

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>>84118109
Guy you replied to, yeah, I agree. I am something of a anarchist with socialist tendencies. I do want to see the world burn, but for completely different reasons than the fuckwads who want to see Great Britain "freed" from the EU and undesirables

>>84117877
They're green the same way atomic energy is.

>>84119182
Notice I said if they want to. I have teacher friends in the states who would volunteer for training and arming on thier own dime but are disallowed.

>>84118017
The satire in this one is so perfect. Kelly is a master at the art.

>>84118220
>No benefits
They got an Empire for it..

>>84118920
I had a conversation about the sheer level of drugs being given to kids and their effects. It's a little mind-blowing to see just how many kids (almost always boys) are given Ritalin and other drugs to suppress overly-energetic behavior. Combine this with the high divorce rate, and you have kids who receive far less positive attention from their parents, are told that their behavior is not normal, and get put on mind-blowing drugs for their entire development. I'm going to imagine this has some detrimental effect, potentially leading to the mental condition of today's school shooters.

t. Degree in Armchair Psychology

>>84119229
actually atomic energy would be greener than the mercury florescents because at least you know where the waste is and it's in a centralized location instead of dozens in every home getting chuckrd god knows where.

>>84118971
Someone post the sonic version edit please.

>>84116318
Go away Germany, don't make me call Nuclear Ghandi.

>>84119232
And that's nice for them, but a half-cocked, underpaid, overstressed asshole with a gun is more likely to shoot little Timmy himself than successfully stop a school shooter.

>>84116318
to be fair maybe it would be smart to not completely humiliate and shame them every time they lose a war, the national psychology is completely buggered from all the shit everyone gives them for something nearly three generations removed.

>>84118295
Can someone please make a Kelly:Well done reaction image?

>>84118781
It'll eventually wear off and you'll be left feeling like shit and unable to think.

>>84118756
You need to try partying harder. Go to a bachelor party or a wedding. It's all about getting tanked and acting retarded.

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are they gonna make it fellas

>>84119364
I find it astounding how certain Americans are so distrustful of everyone but at the same time so willing to leave thier safety to police who have no duty to help them.

If a teacher were to 'shoot little Timmy' after snapping what on earth is stopping him or her from doing so anyway? How can you say teachers deserve to be given more pay and then in the same breath treat them all as unable timebombs?

>>84119467

we're a beautiful nation of contradictions

and protecting people is like the 1 job of cops

>>84119467
I'm treating them as unable timebombs *because* they don't get enough pay, training, support, or materials to work with, asshole. It's a pretty simple fucking equation.

Oh, and no, I don't trust cops unconditionally, I just think that they are slightly more likely to have the relevant skills to not make the situation worse. Slightly, because I think they should be held to way higher fucking standards than they currently are, for the amount of fucking money they get.

Guns aren't magic fucking wands and most people are terrible fucking marksmen.

>>84119451
I think Britain is going turn out like the Soviets did in the early 90's, very slow recovery process with the cycle beginning all over again. People like this never learn from their mistakes
https://youtu.be/hWTFG3J1CP8

>>84119436

That doesn't sound fun.

>>84119281
>mind-blowing
Mind-altering, not sure why autocorrect has a problem with that.

>>84119281
Counterpoint: drugs are fun

>>84118209
We need a version with Brony.

>>84119503
Not according to the Supreme Court. There have been cases when they saw someone getting stabbed but didn't do anything because they feared for thier own safety and they were found to be in the right in court. Their safety is above yours and they can choose when to do thier duties if it comes to it.

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>>84119574
Done

>>84109871
I hope they do build a wall before the faggot frogs unleash Calais as retribution.

>>84119511
Do you have any fucking idea why or how the Soviets failed?

>>84117733
>wonder bread

if you eat white bread fucking die. Sickening

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>>84119781
Thanks for stopping by /fit/

>>84119780
Yes, too much exposure to the outside world and a crumbling economy

>>84118284
Ever heard of Shading? Kelly could teach you a thing or 2 about cartooning

>>84119815
>Shading
Is this something the Mexican kids do to fit in with the Blacks?

>>84115734
The jellybeans are a neat touch.

>>84119601

citations?

>>84119508
Teachers earn about the same as police officers and you seem to be glossing over the whole 'training' aspect of what I'm saying. If you put a gun in the hands of someone who's never fired a gun obviously they will be shit shots the same way if you hand the average person a textbook who has never taught anything before they will be shit teachers.

>>84119840
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_of_Castle_Rock_v._Gonzales

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia

http://nypost.com/2013/01/27/city-says-cops-had-no-duty-to-protect-subway-hero-who-subdued-killer/

>>84119803
Who ever makes these /fit/ strips deserves a medal.

>>84116515
>Why you so mad though?
Could you broadcast the fact that you're underage any more?

>>84119994
Lots of people.

>>84118415
>the piss water isn't worth exporting
Stella is one of the worst Belgian beers, not counting store-brands; same for Heineken and Dutch beer

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>>84120089
Nah there's definitely one /fit/ comic guy

New Years comics, Gloots for the Sloots, this one. I had his tumblr around here somewhere

>>84119054
Too soon

>>84118941
had to check if this one was real
it is
wow

>>84120133
I thought Heineken sold in the states was brewed in the states and I actually like Stella but can't find it here.

>>84114154
Nice cherrypicking of the graph, turbofaggot. You can't hide the fact that the value of the pound dropped like a turd from a tumblrwhale a day or so back.

>>84118259
French Vanilla. It gets me every time

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>>84118259

>>84109871
The only harmful effects have been panicking faggots trying their hardest to paint things negatively, including in terms of speculation.
>Hurr we will consider downgrading your credit rating
But why?
Literally no reason other than exert political pressure, but faggots will fall for this shit.

>>84120373
>Cherrypicking
Do you know what you're even talking about? The graphs show the devaluation perceived a few days ago was a minor thing, you'te the one cherrypicking.

Regardless of that, you must recognize that the drop has no relation to actual effects fron exiting the EU, but rather to do with the panic of liberal leaning/pro-remain segments.

>>84120329
>I thought Heineken sold in the states was brewed in the states
Maybe, all I know is it doesn't measure up to Hertog Jan and the like

>>84114689
>top sexual weeb pandering fanservice
But i like that in anime and manga. Nowdays you cant have that in anywhere else but japan.

>>84119166
I love when he self inserts

>>84115619
But japan makes best figurines.

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>>84115805
Well atleast i have job

>>84120804
My favorite Kelly strips are the ones where he is just complaining about stuff that happened to him.

>>84114109
>>84114154


Its currently hovering around 1.33, It will continue to go down with moments of stoppage.

It's also likely that with everyone planning trips to Bongistan now the pound is getting a bump. After this bump it's going to continue to go down like every other currency does when its holder's sever their ties to their economic block.

The crying Lady Liberty never fails to amuse me.

>>84116016

>implying niggers have the intellect to comprehend Kelly's subtle yet poignant social commentary

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>>84119298

>>84121024
I finally get it.

The people that like Kelly are the same people that like Heathcliff.

The veil of madness has been lifted, and I can see clearly now.

>>84120163
Oh that guy is SIR

But hes one among a bunch of anons who make art.

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>>84121327
<not liking of Heathcliff

Inconceivable. All peoples are enjoying humorous situations of orange feline, disposal primate, old man and familial unit

>Brexit causes this much of a shit storm
>Only time will tell if it stands on it's own two feet again

Fuck it, I still want a Texit. Not even in my homeland anymore but Texas has been shelling out money to so many other states to support their shitty infrastructure, it should remove the tumor that is the US.

>>84118995
Well LESS guns certainly isn't fixing it.

>>84121573
Texit guy here. You can go either or on that. Switzerland has a lower gun crime rate than the US but higher gun ownership per-capita however most countries where guns are a rarity also have a lower gun crime rate.

It seems all or nothing, either everyone gets a gun or no one does and that solves are problems. That being said, Switzerland is special in that most citizens have to be enrolled in the military at some point giving them proper gun training and discipline.

>>84121465
That's some crazy post modernism shit right there

>>84121722
Heathcliff is genuinely a fantastic comic if you only take the time to look at it as a whole rather than as a series of individual nonsense strips.

>>84121327
I cant lie, at least for me, this is true.

I fucking love heathcliff threads.

>>84121674
Stop disagreeing with me
racist

>>84121498
I just want all of europe to fall including uk.

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>>84109871
Will this do?

>>84121498
Texas should build a wall and make the United states pay for it.

So can I go to Britain and buy a shit ton of comics with my big beefy US dollars now that the pound is worthless? Or is the plane trip not worth it?

>>84121957
Pound is still stronger than the Dollar, just less than it was

>>84121957
As a guy who has a friend who runs a comic shop: yes.

>>84121674
The solution is, and has always been, stricter gun laws in particular in regards to education and mental checks. Banning all guns (or allowing all guns) have never been a good idea

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>>84119994

>>84122136
He nails it every year.

What is the final panel based on? It's a trace of something, like Visible Confusion in '15, right?

>>84122136
goddamnit mettaton

>>84122070
Well no fucking shit that would help you double nigger. But who's going to pay for the oversight committees and all the bureaucracy that would entail? You can't trust shop owners self-regulate and do background checks themselves, they're not going to shoot their business in the foot if they can help it. It will lead to a big, messy tax-heavy ball of red tape and honestly a lot of mass-shooters have clean records before they fucking snap. Mental evaluations would cost even more than background checks.

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>>84121674
Switzerland also has mandatory military service until age 50 or so and fines the fuck out of people who don't do their hours at the range or underperform on shooting tests.

>>84121674
Switzerland has hilariously strict gun laws. You can own guns in Swtzerland, but if you try to tot them around like in the US you'd get thrown in jail until the Alps fall over from old age.

>>84122070
Uniform gun laws would probably be a big step forward already.

Such as it is, most folks just cross the border and buy in the liberal state next door.

An alternative solution would be putting all that zeal the anti-abortionists got into the anti-gun cause.

>>84114252
Scotland can't have a referendum to leave unless parliament allows it and they've already said they won't. Furthermore EU member states such as Spain have already said they would block Scotland's entry. North Ireland is a complete shithole but if you think for even one second that the UK will give it back you're out of your mind. Scotland will never be free, Ireland will never be whole. Let the dream die.

>>84118619
>When the "Big Rig" honks just right

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>>84119142
This one actually seems like it would be a legit political cartoon.

>>84120754
Just go for the bombers and point bottles when it comes to Belgian brews. That's where the good shit is. Introduce yourself to some delerium brews. The stuff with the pink elephant on it.

>>84122940
>Scotland can't have a referendum to leave unless parliament allows it and they've already said they won't.
Parliament hasn't said a thing about denying Scotland's right to a referendum. Doing so would be a political suicide for them.

>Furthermore EU member states such as Spain have already said they would block Scotland's entry.

Where are you getting this from? Literally the only response from the EU about Scotland I've heard so far has been "Welcome aboard please sign here for immediate blowjobs"

>>84123031
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/11054187/Spain-and-Belgium-would-veto-an-independent-Scotlands-EU-membership.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/24/a-second-scottish-referendum-is-not-inevitable/

>>84121330
He works on Rick and Morty now, I think.

>>84118941
>overwatch

>>84122839
Not having open carry isn't that strict, in fact most states don't have it and even in the ones that do it's rare to see a civillian open carry.

>>84123291
Was meant for
>>84122835

>>84122400
Treat it more like alcohol. Random tests by cops to see if you're compliant.

It's harder to buy alcohol than guns in some states.

>>84122940
That's disgusting. A direct violation of liberty

>>84123351
>That's disgusting. A direct violation of liberty

Yes, that's the EU.

>>84123351
Listen, England used to be able to do this shit with half of the world, now it just has its little island to mess around with. Don't take that away from it.

>>84123175
He worked on season 2. He had to find a new job thanks to the huge gap between 2 and 3.

>>84123369
No, the UK not allowing once free nations to leave. They forcefully took the land, and raped the hell it of the people in past centuries. I can see why the IRA are cross. They do deserve a chance to be free if the puerile want it.

>>84123419
Oh
Does he work on anything now?

>>84123438
Supposedly. He's pretty secretive about his job. The only reason we found out he worked on Rick and Morty is because someone spotted his horse mask and pug shirt in a crew picture and asked him about it.

>>84123420
>given the chance to walk away
>vote to stay part of the UK
>but now they want to leave when England, and Wales I guess, disagree with them on something

Tough tits. They can leave when they're not being a bunch of reactionary faggots upset they didn't get their way

>>84123420
Scottland isn't Ireland. They actually got it without trying to genocide the Scots first.

>>84123582
Nah, the English fucked things up later.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_Clearances

However, this really shouldn't be the basis of political decisions taken now.

>>84116059
To be fair, UKIP doesn't go to Parliament in Europe. Nigel himself has bragged about the trips and vacations he's taken in the public's time. I think he spent over two million GBP one year alone.

I mean they hate the EU, so why not make it look bad? It makes sense in a perverse sort of way.

>>84123420
Ireland royally fucked up their chance to get northern Ireland back with their civil war. The protestants in Northern Ireland were scared that those bonkers Catholics (IRA) would massacre them, and England was worried that if they went back to Ireland the northern states would engage in a civil war against the new state. Ireland's perpetual instability is why northern Ireland isn't a part of Ireland. By the way, the northern Irish don't want to return to Ireland, that's a minority opinion.

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>>84122231
Stockimage old man

>>84123628
It's funny to remember how completely the commons were destroyed in Europe and how relatively unscathed they survived in the US.

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>>84114273
Statistically SNP voters were also the most likely to vote for Leave

If there was another independence referendum with the "and then we can join the EU" attached it would fail by a larger margin than the first one

>>84117827
The thing is everyone else in Europe's economy is turning to shit even faster and harder than the UK's

>>84115617
>want to deport immigrants
>neo-liberals

Literally the opposite of neoliberal economic policies as thus far seen

>>84117863
Is this bait?

In any case building up the German army would lead to the overthrow of their government, being that German men disproportionately hate Angela Merkel.

>>84123172
None of those are anything other than wishful thinking of the unionists.

Your second article doesn't even mention the British parliament ffs.

>>84115415
That's the worst bit. Shit like that should require 70% or more of the majority.

>>84124023
Man, I can't wait for Cameron's explanations as to what the fuck happened to the other heads of states of the Union being leaked.

Shit is going to be so fucking sad and hilarious.

>>84124023
The original referendum to join didn't get 70% of the votes. It would be quite perverse to require that from a referendum to leave.

>>84123628
>Nah, the English fucked things up later
That was done by Scottish landholders, you can blame the breakup of the clans on the government but they had just thrown their support behind a fat drunk Frenchman... As opposed to that fat German, your lawful king.

>>84121945
Yankees pay for it, mexicans build it. Maybe we'll take Louisiana with us and use what missles we have to bomb California.

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>>84124023
>fuck democracy lol

Then revolution comes, and you get the guillotine

>>84124361
>bombing California
Hey, can't you just bomb the real reason we're like this, Los Angeles, and let the rest of us bounce the state back to sanity.
1/3 of the damn state lives there, the fuckers get everything they want.
Take 'em down.

So what's going to happen to the 17% of british economy that is dependent on the EU?

Are they going to start mining coal again?

>>84124525

Well Farage is a Tatcher fanboy so there's a possibility we get to see some dead miners again.

>>84114689
Also why shit like Cowboy Bebop became more popular in the west.

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>>84124754
Looking at the map they all voted leave, so maybe they just turn London, Manchester and the other remain cities into hunting parks to make up the loss.

>>84124525
You mean the funds they get for their agriculture? Those will very likely be axes ASAP as it's a hot topic for all other EU members.

GB isn't likely to lose access to the common market though and it's thus unlikely to wiggle its way out of the free movement of workers either.

>>84121498
>Texas shells out money
>implying Texas doesn't receive a dollar of federal money for every 78 cents they pay

>>84121498
If Texas leaves, they pretty much guarantee Democrat presidents in the US for a long while since they're one of the biggest guaranteed Red states.

>>84125352
That's why we need Northern Cali to secede from Southern Cali.

>>84125373
Should Canada annex Minnesota?