>In the dark of the night i was tossing and turning

>>84098804
AND THE NIGHTMARE I HAD WAS AS MAD AS CAN BE

>He tosses and turns to the sound of thunder
>but i' got wattamelone to keep me aslumber

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>tfw you will never fuck a wormette

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>>84098916
it's "bad", dippy

>person you thought was some random guy but was actually a real lesbian: "Where a rose is a rose!"

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>mfw Rasputin did not actually have mystical powers

I WAS ONCE THE MOST MYSTICAL MAN IN ALL OF RUSSIA

>>84100857
Do you have any idea how hard it was to kill the fucker? He wasn't human.

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tfw this is now so fucking outdated

>>84100877
That was actually a series of contrivances combined with superstition. He survived being poisoned because the poison was put into his food before it was cooked and much of it was baked out. He survived countless beatings because he was drunk as fuck, but eventually sucummbed to his wounds. And the myth that he stood up while being cremated was because of his tendons contracting while he burned.

>>84100857
He had a 15 inch dongus.

If that doesn't qualify as mystical I don't know what does.