How about some hilarious moments in comics.
>>84076173
>>84076241
What happened next?
>>84076321
A baseball game, I think.
>>84076096
Was going to start this exact thread.
>>84076379
>>84076321
>>84076375
Posting Badger is cheating
>>84076350
Hulk with the tiny gun gets me every time.
>>84076379
walk-in clinic, not walk-to clinic. Sif is not retarded.
>>84076321
Spidey correctly surmised that the Ultimate Nullifier did not annihilate things, like in the 616 universe, but alters probabilities. Makes everything possible.
So they ended up deciding the outcome with a game of baseball.
>>84076553
Hmm, is this one of those "Let's make fun of Donald Trump " comics?
>>84076630
Nope, much older than that.
Barracuda. A side-character in Punisher.
>>84076630
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>84076401
Is that cross-hatched stuff supposed to be muscle tissue...?
>>84076630
Nah, it's one of those Barracuda comics.
>>84076472
As a matter of fact, what happened to the other 50 was a fucking plot point in his origin story.
>>84076525
I don't know anything about Sif, but if she comes from a culture without cars or the term "walk-in clinic" it'd be easy to get confused.
>>84076393
Ares was so freaking great in just about every page he was on.
>>84076592
There are ways to handle PTSD in comics... pretending you're overreacting is not one of the good ones.
>>84076652
>Nope, much older than that.
Trump's been around for a while, and he's always been an outspoken figure.
>>84076652
Donald Trump was already around back then, though.
>>84076426
What comic is this?
>>84076630
Fuck off, faggot.
>>84076835
Dario Aggar got to be such an annoying useless fuck that he got served in recent issues of 'Thor'.
I really get the feeling that comic is on its way out.
>>84076660
Don't blaspheme anon.
>>84076832
no u
>>84076808
Trump's been around in the public eye since what, the late 70s?
>>84076795
>Way to go, son
Kek
>>84076496
Did this group in any way show up in Spider-Verse?
>>84077160
No
>>84077185
I can't say I'm surprised.
>>84076188
>>84076173
I want more comics of Booster Gold being the best at being the worst time traveler
Aquaman getting annoyed with the Sharks is pretty funny.
>>84076630
[TRIGGERED TRUMPETS PLAY]
>>84077384
>>84076479
I miss Jamie
>>84076726
Nextwave never let canon get in the way of a good joke.
>>84077185
Jesus christ Floyd.
I fucking love you. Also, new Secret Six is shit, i miss the old team.
>>84077517
What's up with the new team?
I miss it.
>>84077602
>>84077542
>No Deadshot
>No Ragdoll
>No Bane
>No King Shark
Catman is back, the rest are below D listers and OC's, plus Elastic Man incogneto.
Catman is openly bi, but what the fuck is the point if there is no Floyd?!
>>84077509
>good
Yeah...
>>84076548
>Elite Beat Antgents
>>84077743
I will always love Daredevil facing the wrong way.
>>84077384
>Slott believes this is funny.
Fuck that cunt.
>>84077851
Fuck you, I laughed.
>>84077851
it was kinda funny
>>84077921
>>84076426
sauce plox Anon - that looks fun.
>>84076592
p-cat pun was funny, but I feel like penance gets made fun of for no reason
>>84077945
>>84076813
>>84076426
I too would like to know what in the hell this is from.
>>84076608
What the fuck is the context of this one anyways?
>>84078401
To be fair, kicking John the fuck out of wherever he shows up in your life is probably in your best interest.
>>84078487
>He doesn't know.
Basically the guy was pissed, doesn't care and happens to cross ways with that bear, if you want to go deep down the rabbit hole search for "Girls" by the Luna brothers
>>84078557
>>84078625
Those storytimes are always fun
>>84078672
...was Pa asking the kid to shoot the cop, and the kid was too retarded, or was Pa asking for a shotgun facial for himself?
>>84078757
The former.
>>84078779
kek
Ok i might have to go down that rabbit hole.
>>84077104
He first entered the public eye in 1973 when he was accused of violating the Fair Housing Act in properties he owned
>>84076813
>>84078297
>>84077945
Death Sentence from Titan Comics
>>84076928
this is the true definition of nationalism-fallacy of appeal to emotion
>>84076096
>>84077274
Is there....moar?
>>84078961
Look at the filename. Cap doesn't realize he's talking to a blind guy.
>>84077614
daw
>>84077566
We all do, anon.We all do.
>>84079046
you mean he's talking to someone who is more self aware
>>84079208
I'd tip my fedora, but we're in an image thread.
>>84079577
So the panties clearly belong to blue devil.
>>84079461
>Godzilla's ideal mate is an even bigger, meaner looking Godzilla with battle damage
>Dat OH SHIIIIIT face G makes when he realizes he fell into the honeypot trap
Godzilla In Hell is legitimate art
>>84079708
isn't canon that Godzilla is female?
>>84076096
Sorry for the /r/, but I've been trying to find a page from Hickman's Avengers where Captain America walks into a room with a bunch of Avengers just chilling and says something to the lines of "We gotta go beat up Tony" and everybody is like "Yeah, a'ight"
>>84079810
idk about Big G, but generally female lizards are larger than males.
>>84079810
Pretty sure he's canonically male
>>84076292
Jerome GOD DAMN IT.
>>84078145
Penance was just a bad idea refracted into infinity. Starting from the fact that the explosion was a rather hackneyed plot device anyway, Speedball putting on a faceless black-and-iron-costume that stabs him 612 times with every movement in order to punish him for his sins is so over the top that it reads like a 13-year-old's tragic antihero fanfic. It was also no accident that Speedball was a happy-go-lucky jokester up to this point, and comic fans are smart enough to realize when a writer's trying to manipulate them into thinking "THIS IS SO DARK THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME" - so it all came off as very disingenuous.
Personally, I think the later retcon that he was just wearing it for motivation until he caught up with Nitro and put the suit on HIM, and the implication in New Warriors that he's still working through his guilt beneath the surface, go a long way towards redeeming the concept. But at the time that comic was made, the idea was just pure crap and deserved to be mocked.
>>84079708
The Big G can't even get laid in hell
>>84078401
Whats this from?
>>84076404
I had this comic!.......what comic is it?
>>84080119
Quite obviously from Hellblazer
>>84079174
I have the feeling this is actually really sad, isn't it?
>>84079461
>That fucking face
every time
>>84076726
I don't think Ellis bothered reading anything with the characters he used in Nextwave.
His Machine Man is just flesh color Bender.
>>84079810
The Godzilla in the 1998 American film was female (or maybe a fertile hermaphrodite, I can't remember). Japanese Godzilla is usually referred to with male pronouns, though I guess I don't know if the characters that call him such ever did a genetic test.
>>84076261
I'm guessing that is Tim-Robin, but who is that with the bag on his head?
>>84079450
>the dust forms the word 'Lust'
>G runs into a honeypot
Fuck, I should really check this out, has it been completed yet, or is it still ongoing? I haven't really been keeping up.
>>84080311
Connor, back when he was awesome.
>>84080330
This annual was so fucking good, wish the entirety of Frankbolts was this quality.
>>84076379
I really enjoyed having Asgardia above Broxton. I thought it was a neat idea for a while with good potential.
>>84079427
>>84079450
Did he blow up the words because he understood them and fuck you he's Godzilla, or did he just decide to blow them up because fuck you he's Godzilla?
The world may never know.
>>84080423
Speaking of Looney Tunes, anyone have Sabertooth in the jetpack?
>>84076736
Fuck this comic and everyone on it, especially fuck whedon, you dumb luck, punisher doesn't kill kids
>>84076630
You realize people have been making jokes about Donald Trump (including himself) for a good two decades now, right son?
>>84080409
As do we all, the best bits for me were during Infinity
>>84076605
I would read this. What is this from? It looks like the cute "new" Power Pack art.
>>84080668
>>84076866
This was a pretty neat comic.
>>84080454
I fucking love that page.
Why cant we have more supervillians acting like that, ie completely petty dicks who are over the top, and more out to just fuck with the heroes than do any real harm.
>>84078977
Oh my.
>>84079824
Kind of like this? (From Endless Wartime)
>>84076394
wheres this from?
>>84076261
Is this from Tim's solo run?
>>84076096
>>84076096
Who or what is the white thing/dude?
>>84076188
Is this from 52, where he and Rip were going around and taking weapons from all over the place to fightMr. Mind? 'Cuz I don't remember this from the trades of those or from the Booster v2 trades?
>>84076241
Love that issue.
>>84080461
>punisher doesn't kill kids
>>84076393
Man I hope Ares gets to live and start anew when the Contest of Champions comic finishes.
>>84076792
it's making fun of edgy retcon of a cheerful character
>>84078757
He was bit by a naked woman during a bimbo apocalypse, it was only a matter of minutes before he himself turned into a naked woman who craves sex.
>>84082328
That's Iceman. Originally he kind of looked like that.
I don't remember if this was from before Jean turned him gay.
>>84082541
If Night Thrasher got to come back I don't see why Ares wouldn't. Unless he goes "I liked being dead" or something.
>>84077614
Wait, so who is Nova now? And what happened TO RR?
>>84080628
Way too coherent to be Wade
>>84076608
>Revenant.jpg
>>84082698
Rider died at the end of Thanos Imperative, saving the universe from the cancerverse and sacrificing himself so Drax and Star-Lord could make it back to 616.The new nova is a kid named Sam Alexander.
>>84080816
>>84076375
REAL ORIGINAL ENNIS
>>84082439
He doesn't, he takes down their info and keeps track of them and takes them down the second they grow up and start to fuck up.
He explains it in the comic he visits the parents that like to make movies in their basement with their children. He thinks that the eldest boy might already be gone and mentions he will keep tabs on him and probably have to visit him when he is older.
1/2
>>84083065
Is this real
How many issues would Slapstick have achieved had he gotten a Ongoing?
>>84083085
yes
>>84076835
god I hate that wannabe captain planet villain.
is there a page where he get's BTFO?
>>84082439
Why do you laugh at that? DOES the Punisher kill children?
>>84082556
But it wasn't a retcon. It didn't change who he WAS. It showed what he became after he fucked up in a gruesome way.
>>84082627
And then the little Superman was murdered by Superdoom from Earth 45.
And little Batman was either hanged or hanged himself after discovering he was only a robot.
>>84083273
As the other anon said, in the most recent issue of Thor Silver Samurai Jr fucked up his whole company and then he got taken out by some gimp suit lady. I don't have the page though
>>84076866
>that art
>that sound effect
could this be something from the Luna Brothers creator of the comicGirls?
im surprised no one posted the page of the year i would but im on my phone
>>84083426
Oh yeah, it's just asfun
>>84083426
For the life of me I can't remember the name though, it was storytimed here a few months back
>>84083460
Kraven at the tea party?
>>84083649
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra_(comics)
Though in hindsight it's probably called Ultra
>>84083721
Yes, yes, I'm retarded
>>84083346
This and jetpack Sabretooth never get old.
>>84083649
>>84083496
Well the brothers have style consistency if nothing else.
>>84083759
Fucking kek
>>84083759
This is great.
>>84084178
Why do people feel the need to ridicule themselves this way?
>>84083688
yep
>>84083275
>And then
Actually, in THIS version, which is from the Superman Batman ongoing that Loeb started on, Lil Superman is killed by the lil injustice league from their own world.
In Multiversity, the Chibi Justice League proceeded as you described, except Lil Dick (Bats) rises up as the Hand orders, with the rest of the dead Lil League ('cept for Clark, I presume, because Hyper Crisis).
>>84084326
Wally looks like a fucking nerd
>>84084326
>Gosh, Wally, you really will get to the meet The Flash as he's a, well, a special chum of mine, but gol darn, you're never going to find yourself a special girl to do that special handshake you do with a young lady once you're, you know, all official and stuff.
>>84080179
Bill and Kelda died heroically
>>84084357
Do most people eve wear bowties anymore? I only ever see them on hipsters and at weddings
>>84082252
Fuck man, that was my exact reaction to him when I started to get into Silver Age comics.
>>84084277
I wonder if we'll ever hear the story behind that.
>>84082916
In the first issue of Punisher MAX he literally points a minigun at a house filled with children (with a sea of mobsters in the way, but a couple of dudes standing in the way isn't going to block fucking minigun rounds) and unloads
He doesn't care
>>84080624
>I would read this. What is this from? It looks like the cute "new" Power Pack art.
That's exactly what it is. Gurihiru doing FF. It might be from the FF/Power Pack crossover.
>>84084471
If the Punisher killed children, the heroes would have built a special prison for him on Mars by now.
>>84076292
Sauce?
>>84084471
I'm sure he does, considering none of them died. If they had then the mothers would have brought that up when they all got back together to take him down. And later in MAX, when he thought he killed that little mexican girl he was torn up with grief and was going to kill himself
>>84084633
I don't recall having read a more hateful comic.
>>84076375
>Preacher.jpg
>>84081009
>Stevia
wat
>>84082584
What?
>>84084675
I hear the guy gets shit on constantly
When is Bizarro coming back?
>>84083346
>>84083919
The best part is that Abe actually gets shot
Abe never stops getting fucked.
>>84082527
This doesn't seem like something you need superpowers to do.
>>84084945
Kryptonians have prehensile penises.
Like dolphins
>>84083759
oh the irony
>>84077274
When did those two become Booster Gold and Blue Beetle?
>>84076928
>Daredevil literally hadn't noticed because he's blind
>Cap takes it the wrong way and gets depressed because he thinks DD doesn't care he was wearing a flag
Poor guy
>>84082527
Souce?
>>84079003
Illuminatingcomics dot tumblr
>>84085150
god I love that comic, shame they had to quit doing edits.
>>84085189
Wait what? Why?
>>84084812
he's coming back soonin the Red Hood and the Outlaws ongoingwritten by Loeb
>>84085245
yikes
>>84085245
>Loeb
You mean Lobdell.Who's even worse
>>84076219
>torture so funny xd
Psychopath much?
>>84085382
reddit much?
>>84085216
poor wording, more like they just got tried of it if I recall correctly.
>>84085584
aw>>84085584
>>84085245
>>84085297
>>84085375
Pretty sure that's wrong. Loeb writes Bizarro really well though.
>>84085787
http://www.dccomics.com/comics/red-hood-and-the-outlaws-2016/red-hood-and-the-outlaws-rebirth-1
>When a shocking encounter with Batman solidifies the Red Hood’s status as a villain, Jason Todd goes deep undercover to take down Gotham City’s criminal underworld from the inside. Along the way, Jason meets two unlikely allies: a disgraced Amazon warrior named Artemis and a half-baked Superman clone called Bizarro—and the DCU’s “Dark Trinity” is born!
>Written by: Scott Lobdell
>>84083250
which issue of what is this? Who's the chick next to the Yeti?
>>84085865
Green Arrow and Black Canary, though I forget the issue number. 9 maybe? Girl is just an assassin
>>84082916
>>84083275
He's killed children before, but he generally doesn't do it on purpose. A 12 year old with a gun can kill you just as easily as a 20 year old with a gun after all (assuming that both have had the same training {or lack thereof.])
I imagine he probably had to kill a few children in Vietnam as well. The Viet Cong weren't terribly picky about the age of their recruits.
>>84083741
I can't tell which is worse between the last two panels.
>>84077614
>the guy who died you was a good man
>lol btw dick rider amirite?
>yeah but anyway
>>84084199
And Supes is jealous because he know he could never do that.
>>84076605
To this day one of my biggest regrets is that I have not been able to find a torrent including all the Marvel Adventures comics. That was my favorite series ever.
>>84076096
>>84077934
without the edit, what is this from?
>>84087973
Alias
>>84077743
Oh jeez, Daredevil is Terezi.
>>84080725
I love this, so much.
>>84087952
>>84080225
He said in his first Nextwave interview, "I'm sure there'll be some die hard fan of Boom Boom who's terribly upset by what I do with her and I don't care."
So yeah, fair bet.
>>84076096
half of ASBAR could be posted desu
>>84082916
So he stalks them waiting for an arbitrary age count to murder them.
"Well Billy its your eighteenth today, time to die."
>>84083275
I meant fucking up characters for drama's sake
>>84088490
Pretty sure what anon says isn't what happened. He said that when the he looked into the boys eyes he could see the damage is done, and that one day he might be on the other end of his gun, probably for diddling someone else's kid.
>>84076602
>we_all_know_that_feel.jpg
>>84089077
Oh Bruce
>>84089077
Next page? Where is it from? Don't remember seeing this in Kingdom Come.
>>84089142
The Kingdom I think
Or the Nightstar oneshot from it
>>84082156
It's an issue of Superboy, actually, where he teams up with Batgirl.
>>84089142
The Kingdom: Nightstar
It doesn't get better than okay but Dick is a dilf.
>>84082627
This just makes me think of the Christian Bale-Kermit the Frog thing
>>84084199
I really do like this page. Superman's face in the 4th-5th panels is just perfect. Trying to hide his smile
>>84084587
That face, every damn time.
>>84076771superman punching Bat-santaat the end of this story is hilarious too.
>>84084167
one is cute
two is slutty
three is cute
four is cute
five is cute
>>84085382
faggot much?
>>84084274
ayyyyy
>>84088449
He had Monica Rambeau's mom dead as a little girl just to make a rape joke.
>>84084471
for the sake of correction it was a machine gun, also said house was a stone mansion, not some shack with shitty wooden walls. i'm pretty confident that he knew the kids would be safe
>>84078145
Did you read Penance in anything besides Ellisbolts and Avengers Academy? He really was that much of a shitty idea, considering he used to be the comic relief.
>>84080668
>>84080701
Based Genis-Vell's stories were a thing of beauty.
>>84085061
Smallville - Season 11 (digital first) - forget if it was the main story or one of the arcs; pretty sure it's one of the arcs.
>>84084424
Supposedly, Morrison intends to do more with the open/close stories, not necessarily the one shots (like Thunder World or The Just), so I'd expect so.
>>84084945
The thread is just hilarious moments in comics, not superhero specific....
>>84087952
>>84087634
I remember when this came out and everyone on /co/ was scratching their heads, wondering where he was going with it.
The prevailing interpretation is that he wanted her to turn into a giant dick so he could suck her off.
>>84089077
>that bald spot
>>84087634
Didn't this asshole get killed off in either that issue or the next one?
>>84083741
>antivax
Agent Coulson is a pretty bad parent
>>84084224
explain?
>>84084351
man that run, that fucking run
By which i am referring both to the action depicted and the comic containing it.
>>84076358
Ellis Bond is gold.
>>84080461
Are you saying that every gang member he's gunned down without any thought has been over 18?
>>84084351
Frankblade?
>>84080628
>>84080598
Sauce?
>>84078255
fuck I miss these comics
>>84093463
You know it's weird, I love spidey, but I wish he was a lower level super hero again. Not trotting around the world rich like Ironman. It always felt like spidey was the outside man.
>>84076466
>skubfags
every time
>>84091281
What's so funny about sex in the shower?
>>84094552
IRL? how hard it is to maintain your footing.
>>84094552
>>84094597
Also height differences. Related to footing, as lifting your partner is no longer possible, but standing sex in general just kinda sucks.
>>84078255
>Needs a wife.
Lol
>>84076668
he's an alien so it's acceptable
>>84076630
'Cuda has higher standards than that.
>>84083371
No fucking way, is that how Eminem vs Punisher ends?
>>84096023
Yeah
>>84077384
This isn't funny
>>84089217
This entire fucking comic is one huge What-The-FUCKfest. Were the writer and artist on designer drugs or something?
>>84094063
>Somehow this man is NOT Archer
>>84096066
Well, props to him for not dying in a comic with the Punisher of all people.
>>84084692
The artificial sweetener in his coffee, apparently.
>>84096204
The writer and artist were both Neal Adams, who is a legit crazy person who believes that the earth is hollow and expanding.
>>84096332
>>84096204
>>84089217
The beatnik wizard is my favorite.
>>84078557
Yup.
>>84079208
>fedora intensifies
>>84095828
I'm sorry, without context this is only slightly amusing.With context it's the highlight of the book.
>>84093419
>How can you tell I'm strange looking? The costume covers me completely.
EVERY TIME.
>>84076173
>Bats punches Freeze on his armor's dome
>Freeze still reels as if he took it on the jaw
Comics really is just wrestling.
>>84076394
Where is this from? Google keeps sending me to a weird Nigerian Christian blog.
>>84096605
Wheres this from?
>>84096585
And as always, Daredevil.
>>84097551
Impossible Man comic by Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagely. Can't find the name
>>84096816
Doc Frankenstein by the Watchowskies
>>84079338
Who's the black chick?
>>84078977
The force of that burn probably blew up the mansion again.
>>84098468
They're spiders from different universes.
>>84091281
Is that guy someone important? He could be a disguised Brainiac 5 but I guess that's not it, is it?
>>84076736
My favorite part in Runaways was when Cap and Wolverine went to take them home. The PP shoved Wolverine 50 feet outside the church and Cap gets owned. Then Wolverine says "I wont' tell if you don't"
>>84079058
Herc was such a bro.
>>84096437
Constantine looks like he was hoping for that answer.
>>84098468
Anya Corazon. Every colourist has a different idea of her skin tone.
>>84080735
>sink spontaneously catches fire
Parker Luck, everyone!
>>84076350
>Why would you want to destroy your parents?
>>84084116
Can you even IMAGINE how long Clark has waited for that shoe to be on another foot?
>>84077245
>roundabout starts playing
>>84076096
/co/ admitting there's a good scene in a Bendis comic? I never thought I'd see the day.
>>84094431
I feel you, brother. Once Slutt comes off, the next writer will probably make Spidey poor again
>>84099884
that got me, anon, thanks
>>84096547Context, please.
>>84100097The enemy brings in evil counterparts of the Avengers. Hulk's counterpart keeps bragging about how he's stronger than the Hulk AND smarter.
>>84076350
>That Hulk pistol
>>84084262
>that face
I'm done
>>84091901
Yeah, end of the same issue
>>84076219
>implying based 'Cuda didnt get off to every second of it
Way to go
>>84076630
kys
>>84100343
Thanks Booster
>>84078401
best one
>>84097657
It was one of the Stan Lee Meets books.
>>84077384
How I yearn for a Spidey comic in this style.
>>84096443
The Engineer gets her tits felt up a lot..
>>84096580
not how armour works, dude.
>>84080725
>Spider Pengwen
I'm gonna die of diabetes
>>84084451
You think Clark is cheating here with xray vision or does he just have a really solid poker face?
>>84076321
>>84076630
Why do Trumposters have to make everything about their candidate? Is it homo lust?
>>84101566
Years of a secret identity give a man a hell of a poker face.
>>84076350
>>84084475
So wait, Peter couldn't tell the difference between Wolverine and Kitty's laugh? Does Wolverine laugh like a girl or does Kitty sound like a man when she laughs?
>>84102290They want Trump to cuck them I think
>>84084574
>implying it would stop him
>>84083741
OOOOH YO-SHI-MI
THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME
>>84104402
Why is Scott in Xavier's hover chair?
>>84104558
Because he can't walk
>>84104558
Cause after he killed him he called dibs
>>84104558
I thought it was a desk.
>>84077743
is that Howard the duck?
>>84077602
I forget how that went
>>84096585
What's that shooped-in Daredevil action figure doing?
>>84094431
he always IS the outside man see this image here
>>84096585
unlike everyone else in attendance, even spdier-woman, spidey is hanging out on roof of a truck
its why he never sticks with teams
spider-man will always be a loner
>>84076379
sif? more like stiff with thighs like that
>>84077566
What comic is this?
>>84076684
What, were all the Doomplanes grounded?
>>84076096
Is that fucking Bobby? Did they crank his gay up to 11 or something?
>>84105207The guard commenting on the all-caps thing is Cap in disguise.
>>84105372
How tall is Doom exactly?
>>84105440
He is exactly one Doommeter tall.
>>84076630
showed my brother the same panel and he thought it was trump as well
it's an honest mistake
>>84093463
This is amazing. I love Luke, but he really does need a reminder at how much he lucked out occasionally, and some ribbing for shit like image related. I still hate how, when Jessica came to him in need early on, he basically told her to fuck off because he was having a booty call.
I liked the What If where she ended up with Captain America, but this comic makes me wonder how well she and Spidey would do as a couple. A few of his villains would get a nasty surprise when they came after the 'helpless girlfriend' that's for sure.
>>84105519
I think Spidey needs some super-powered poon in general. If Jessica ever did divorce Luke, she'd go chase that sticky dong.
>>84076219
I don't get this. Jumper cable ends have teeth and a pretty heavy squeeze is needed to open them. If you put those on testicles, they testicles would burst, or crush, or be no longer balls in some form.
From that point, balls are ruined, and that's probably pretty close to the maximum pain anyone could have. Likely the victim would have passed out or be in shock. Electricity from a car battery isn't really upping the ante any. and then the current would just arc across the sack, which sure, ouch, but crushed testicles. I don't think there is anywhere to go from maximum amount of pain. Clip a lead to his big toe, and then just touch his dick with the other. Arc goes all the way through the leg and out the dick. Ouch.
Or would he just clip it to his sack? Torture is weird anyway.
>>84105568
you must either have really soft testicles or really clampy jumper cables.
in my experience, jumper cable clamps aren't enough to burst or crush testicles.
>>84080461
say what you want about batfans and superfans punisher fans are the worst. They will sperg out at the very idea that he is fallible.
>>84080624
It's a backup story in World War Hulks: Captain America vs Wolverine
The funny Ben vs Johnny sections are intercut with hulk Ben fighting hulk Johnny for real
>>84101566
Dude, with a tell that obvious, you don't need X-ray vision.
>>84083901
He's a Ninjew!
>>84105264
HE WAS SNOWMAN BEFORE ICEMAN ALSO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON WAS PRESSED AND I DIDNT FEEL LIKE UNPRESSING IT
>>84105440
6'2/6'7 in the suit
never really got why his and stark's suits make them that much taller, 2 or 3 inch from boot soles and armor on head, but 5" seems a bit much
>>84105568
Anon, I think you seriously underestimate 'Cuda's balls.
>>84107595
'Cuda is hit and miss. I sort of enjoyed his mini, but fuck if he isn't 'edgy fucking black guy taken to extreme heights' the characters.
It disturbs some people that I unironically like the Punisher and his actions in the comics. It disturbs me that some black 'gangsta' kid somewhere unironically thinks Barricuda is a badass and wants to be like him.
>>84083901
Alright I need to read this shit.
>>84107704
If you're going to aspire to be a criminal, you could do a lot worse than 'Cuda.
>>84105708
>in my experience
>>84107704
You think Frank is badass; does that mean you want to be like him, killing everybody you don't like? If not, why would you assume the same of "some black 'gangsta' kid" you imagine as liking 'Cuda?
Cool double standards
>>84080668
>>84080701
Source of these?
>>84078800
>>>84078779
>kek
>Ok i might have to go down that rabbit hole.
...you poor fool.
>>84094063
>only surrendered knives belong in bins
>>84105708
>>84105568
I assume just clamping them to the scrotum would work.
>>84102380
*slides behind you*
>>84106640Don't you have to work to do on your shitty fangame Capslock?
>>84076615
I'm still he would be a perfect father for Jessica's baby, but no he's dead can bruce and peter ever be happy
>>84076261
Deadpool under that bag
>>84112901
I vote parallel universe alternate reality version of Captain Marvel: Carl Danvers for a one-night-stand babydaddy.
>>84076261
Fuck, I think that I missed out on a great version of Superboy
>>84084633
that's racist. fuck some of these writers, man.
>>84105556
You know, I remember seeing this cover in a paper stand a few years back and for some reason it really stuck to memory, but it was in a time I didn't read comic books
Now I look again and I understand that I just find her so incredibly cute. Captain Marvel, right? Is there a storytime for that issue somewhere? Any kind of recommended reading for the character? All I know is that she's named Carol and that she's a qt
>>84113499
That's Carol Danvers. Currently (and on that cover) she is Captain Marvel but pre 2012ish she was Ms. Marvel.
In the mid 2000s she had a pretty good solo by Brian Reed where she worked to overcome being a fuckup and become the biggest hero in the world. All in all it's a good run and the dark reign issues have a cute Peter/Carol date in them.
The recent KSD Captain Marvel solo is poorly regarded on /co/ so I never read it. Supposedly it is boring and removes all of the flaws that made her interesting.
The cover in question looks like Avenging Spider-Man 9, don't know if it has been storytimed though
>>84113752
KSD Captain Marvel isn't bad, it just doesn't have much to do with her previous characterization, and /co/ hates change. It would be well regarded (not liked, but not hated as much) if it had been an original character.
It's really all about Carol trying to reinvent herself and find who she wants to be, so it's a great jumping on point for new readers.
>>84100841
heh
>>84113752
>>84114345
Her being watered down and turned into jumping-on-point material is the problem, if they don't start adding in the stuff that gave her a fanbase in the first place then they'll not only start losing the old guard fans but also fail to continue engaging the new readers with that tried and true method.
>>84114881
Her new run has been getting good reviews, as far as I've seen. Too bad CWII is fucking her over.
>>84077542
Source?
>>84105568
Frank clearly says at the bottom that it's the SKIN of his balls. It'd pinch, but I think his testicles themselves are (relatively) okay.
>>84084274
Why is Tommy so based?
>>84076630
No.
This guy stole billions of dollars, got to keep hundreds of millions of it even after he got caught. And barely anyone knows who the fuck he is.
He does look just vaugely trumpish, so it's an understandable thing.
>>84105568
>passing out from pain
Not a thing that happens
are edits allowed?
>>84114829
Cute
>>84115167
Spider-Mans Tangled Web
>>84083065
I mean come on she was literally a whore before she started out as your kid sidekick, do you really think she ain't fuckin', Green Arrow?
I mean, shit, with the amount of play that cunt got, I'd really have expected him to be proud at that moment, rather than shocked.
>>84084633
>>84084675
I feel like I'm missing something here.
>>84080628
>>84080598
Fucking meme magic.
>>84087952
>when you want Bats at your birthday party but he won't make it
>>84105556
>>84113499
>>84113752
I liked that issue. I miss Carol still being a tough chick without being butch as fuck. I remember she wanted Peter to tell her a secret of his with her. He leans in a tells her something and leaves her standing there shocked. We never did find out what he said to her.
>>84088183
Riddler made a great hero, shame they fucked it up
>>84093419
I gotta read this. Pete seems to be at max sass levels
>>84094431
Spidey is street level. Sure is the franchise star, the poster boy for marvel, but hes not a globe trotting superhero, its not what he should be about
>>84120846
I bet it wasMeet me in the back alley in five minutesand then she slips him her panties under the table
>>84120846
I thought it as something about him using his left hand?
>>84084585
I Can't Believe It's Not Justice League.
>>84121273
>>84077709
That was such a fun tie-in.
>>84112901
Bruce is dead?
>>84122260
People seem to think that Carol or Hawkeye are going to kill Bruce because the inhuman guy who's name escapes me, just had a new vision in which Hulk was going to kill them all. Basically you can tell that they do something to Banner which sets off Cho, who was in fact the hulk who is supposed to kill everyone.
>>84084945
No
But it helps.
Not that'd I know.
>>84084404
I wear bowties. I'm tall, so regular ties tend to end up short on me.
I'm not a hipster, though.
>>84122649
I'm tall as shit too. I'm more partial to the handkerchief in the coat pocket myself. Ties get in the way for me more often than not.
>>84096580
Actually I was looking at that. It looked as if the force knocked his head into the glass and that's the reason why.
>>84105519
>married to damaged, manipulative alcoholic
>lucked out
A joke?
>>84080423
>Michigan J Frog is faster than The Flash
>>84105708
>in my experience
>>84076630
Hah, your ignorance is fitting for a dump supporter.
>>84079174
The Warriors Three are the best part of this run.