What was his fucking problem?

>>84073530
no pizzers

He's a clock, he tells the time, which is important.

>>84073530
He's seen all of time

>>84073595
Did he see space?

>>84073530
What's yours?

>>84073760
That I'm a faggot.

>>84073530
He'll be cool in 36 minutes.

>>84073530
He is a living embodyment of an abstract concept made regular over thousands of years who knows that everyone and everything bows before him. His essence can not be touched, tasted, or smelled. He knows that he is truly god.

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>>84073845
But anon, the computer could literally drag you into the digital world to digitally dance

Everything's cool

beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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well
time is important, and he is a clock

>>84074032
The blood in the ears was gross.

>>84074225
MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEEH

>>84073530
I wish I could find that Let it Go parody from his perspective. I haven't seen it in at least two years.

>>84073922
But that would be fun

>>84073530
He knew that the past was far behind us, and that the future doesn't exist.

>>84073530
He does not have time for your shit is his problem. Has more important things to be doing.

he confuses a quarter past 9 and 8:45.

>>84073735
no

>>84075149
Kek

>>84075149
For some reason I always thought that he just flat out lied and deliberately told quarter past 9.

>>84074032
Maybe time is a contract of human perception, an illusion created by-

>>84075502
a computer

>>84075423
Nobody, it seems, understands what "quarter past" means. It's twenty past day, there's fish on my tray"

>>84075523
I'm a computery guy

>>84075423
Green Guy is the only one to use "something past something" correctly, when he says 11 to 12 to clock actually says 11 to 12

>>84075545
I never understood the meaning of the fish

it's 9:30

there's fish everywhere

LET'S GO ON A JOURNEY makes me lol everytime

>>84075570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ksJBlleIjL

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>>84076711
>there are people that actually pronounce /co/ as see-oh

>>84076784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gU4Zi57L4x

>>84073530
He's teaching about time but he has to still convince kids to waste their time on tv and apps and consumer shit

DHMIS is all children's show messages warped into being consumerist by Roy

Also they're punishments for Roy's son

>>84076914
keep telling yourself that.

>>84077051
http://www.itsnicethat.com/features/dont-hug-me-im-scared-interview-030516
>Roy, do you have anything to add?
>Roy: My silly boy has allowed his eyes to grow arrogant and rude, for this I will take him on a trip to punish land.
He's right about the last part

>>84077142
or is he?

he seemed to be trying to reach out to red while he was 'punishing' yellow.

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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS HAVING A BAD THREAD

A BAD THREAD

A BAD THREAD

>>84076784
Well, how do you pronounce "/cgl/, /gd/, /hc/, /hr/, /r9k/, /tg/, /trv/, /wsr/"?

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>>84077231
Fuck off lamp

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>>84077231
>>84077320
must we fight, friends? we need to find love!

>>84077293
if you're saying any of those out loud then you have a problem

>>84077293
>see-gee-el
>gee-dee
>hoc
>hurr
>faggots
>tee-gee
>trav
>wsr

>>84077231
AND YOU CAN HAVE A THREAD ABOUT A TALKING CLOCK.

AND YOU CAN HAVE A THREAD ABOUT A FUTA COCK

>>84073530
It was out of his hands he's only a clock

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>>84077355
Love gets you nowhere friend.

>>84077231
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S POSTING A BAD MEME

BAD MEME

A BAD MEME

>>84077293
I would pronounce most of them as letters since they are abbreviations, and none of them have any vowels. But /co/ is a shortening of comics, and as such is pronounced as the co of comics. I do the same for /fa/, /lit/, /biz/, /his/, /int/, /mu/, /pol/, /sci/ and the boards that are actual words like /fit/ and /toy/.

>>84077231
AND YOU CAN HAVE A THREAD ABOUT FAPPING TO FETISHES
AND YOU CAN HAVE A THREAD ABOUT TUMBLR BITCHING

>>84077293
How do you pronounce /toy/

>>84077539
tee oh why, obviously

>>84077492
I also pronounce /ck/ as cook, since it just lends itself to it so naturally.

>>84077406
>wsr

>>84077492
so you pronounce it "kaw"?

>>84077862
No I pronounce it co, as in comics.

Time is a dick in real life anon.

>>84077883
Do you pronounce it co-mics instead of kaw-mics?

>>84077492
There, a rational explanation.

>>84077995
I don't know anyone who pronounce it kaw-mics.
It's either com-ics or cor-mics.

>>84077995
dumb crowposter

>>84078066
You're right, com-ics is a better phoneticization, I'm just retarded. But who the fuck says cor-mics?

>>84078112
Yeah, I looked at it after I had posted and it didn't really look right to the pronunciation I had in mind.
Com-mics might be better, though I personally say com-ics.

Why do people hate 3 so much

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y3B0ct9veY

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>PLANETS LIVE INSIDE THE MOON

What did he mean by this?

>>84078246
Because it didn't have the same surreal disturbingness that the others had. That said, I really liked the song, and the cult had some golden humor bits
>HARDER!

>>84078304
Inside the moon, there's these planets. And these planets, they live there. Inside the moon that is.

>>84078246
>loving anyone except your special one
you are making Malcolm angry.

>>84077472
Booo I don't like it.

>>84077492
This guy knows what's up.

>>84078304
They aLways ge wrong information. Just watch the food episode

>>84079828
Time is actually pretty spot on.

Don't be so alarmed and just watch, I'm sure it's a nervous tic. Honestly he could use a hand, and if you can't tell that it really grinds my gears.

>>84079933

"Eventually everybody runs out of time" had me smirking until I realized what he meant.

>>84079828
>t. gray teeth haver

>>84079828
you mad your teeth went grey?

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>>84078304
> time and space
I'm surprised no one shipped him and the clock. That's a match made in heaven

>>84081357
their love can't be sealed with a ring, and therefore is not true love.

>>84081400
Fuck you Shrignold.

>>84081400
But space can be donut shaped and time is a ruler to measure the day, it doesn't go backwards, only one way. Watch it go round like a merry-go-round, going so fast like a merry-go-round

>>84081400
But you're a butterfly. You're automatically a faggot, and thus evil on the eyes of malcolm.

http://sketchbook-and-tony-adventures.tumblr.com/post/146516427660

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>>84081624

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>>84081647
malcolm is the king of love, and I feed him!

I feed him gravel!

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>>84081653
>Missing the point and tone of this series so hard

>>84081864
>"I do not know what fun is." the post.

Tell me, are you still looking for those so-called "FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!"

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>>84081980
They turned a series of what is meant to be some bizarre horror/satire of children's education into this cutesy-generic farce.

The "teachers" all freak out about when one of the main trio gets hurt despite the fact that everything horrible that happened besides maybe GET CREATIVE was incredibly deliberate on their part.

There's absolutely no reason for this person to be using the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared characters aside from a means of getting easy followers

>>84082151
I still think you are taking this way to seriously.

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>>84077231

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>>84082151
> triggered harder than tumblr over a simple Web series
You don't know fan cringe until you've seen the picture of the sonic toilet.

>>84082373
different types of cringe
yes, I've seen it.

>>84082412
Just relax anon. It hasnt reached deviantart levels of cringe.

The entire series were commissioned by the British ministry of culture.

Let that sink in.

>>84077293
/cgl/ has always been "seagull"

/trv/ has always been "trav"

The others either never get spoken aloud or are just pronounced as the letters.

>>84082602
sounds like the british know what's up

>>84077472
It's not very good at all.

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> this thread
MAKE IT STOP

>>84083140
>dat watermark on the top left

so is bird guy really dead, or did he just die in the computer?

>>84083338
There's a theory that he was actually a teacher that couldn't take it anymore so he tried to get out which got him killed.

Was Roy punishing Yellow Guy because of his repressed homosexuality?

>>84083338
>>84083464
I think that duck guy in dhmis 6 was just an illusion or hologram.
>>84083512
Perhaps. I think roy was in the malcolm cult

>>84083512
>because of his repressed homosexuality

Explain

>>84076784
I pronounce it several different ways depending on the context.

>>84077472
Really not good

>>84077456
This bad thread makes your teeth all gray.
That's no problem just throw it away.

>>84074549
what?

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>>84081725
Shrignold why the fuck aren't you in jail yet

>>84078304
>What did he mean by this?
He means that this should be an insta - wait, you know what? Just fucking kill yourself Derp King.

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>Yellows scream when Steak guy showed up

5 was the best for spookyness factor

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>>84086271
3 had the best song tho

>>84086373
Until it hit the Micheal bit

>>84078246
It annoyed me that they had the creepy line "We must feed him," which was immediately followed by the clarification "We must feed him gravel," which completely deflated the tension.

>>84086612
The whole series is just dark humor, and satire.

I'm pretty sure the spookyness is just what those fucks find funny.

I'LL

>>84078304
Which ep?

>>84087831
latest

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>>84080280
>tfw it's out of his hands

>>84086373
>mlp

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Friendly reminder

>>84086373
>zillyhoo.gif

>>84088056
What?

>>84088759
pink + purple = mlp
duh, newfag

>>84089026
>>84088759
I'm talking about the literal fucking pony in the picture.

>>84073530
YOU MADE ME DIE

>>84089983
>MLP invented horses

>>84089983
That guy's actually in the video though.
He just looks different in 2d than he does as a puppet.

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>>84087905
>>84080280
>It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock
>don't worry, I'm sure you will be fine
>but eventually everyone runs out of time
Honestly made me shiver, strongest lyrical message in terms of impact out of all the episodes

>>84087905
>that fucking drawing of all the characters in a car afterwards driving away from subway looking extremely awkward

>>84073530
No time for bullshit

>>84082602
Why did they need a Kickstarter then?

>>84090387
>no time for birdsex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je6odKSn1TU

>>84077293
Seagull, Gud,Hic,Hur,ar-nine-kay,tegee,trav,wasr

>>84088069
pesky bee

>>84087905
>>84090245

Are you afraid of dying, anon? You wanna talk about it?

>>84091113
Not him, but it's getting disturbing how easily I'd agree to immortality at this point.

>>84073585
Are you an Agent?