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>Zoe Quinn

>>84047452
oh my god

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mspababs will defend this creature.

>>84047452
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Xth for dildoposting

>>84047452
Is there any way this game won't be an embarrassing failure?

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>>84047498
the meme queen

>>84047498
It's cool brah he likes Eridan and caliborn just liek us /b/ro

>>84047526
His favorite writer isn't even a writer

>>84047427
Because Terezi has a nice ass

>>84047545
But Latula has a bigger ass and she isn't a whore.

>>84047526
The Eridan thing actually gives me pause because lets get real Eridan wasn't remotely a good character, we just used memes to make him fun.

The only hope left is that, since he likes Caliborn, we might see more LE/Felt in the game. Lord knows they were used terribly in Homestuck.

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>>84047452
>2 japanese writers who don't even actually write anything but a fucking script and general plot outline
>webcomic "writers"
>zoe quinn who hasn't written a god damned thing
>not a single author of old, like faulkner or dumas or even hemingway
>not even a fucking balk towards pratchett, king, mccaffrey, herbert, or fucking mitchell

I'm not even /lit/ and this disgusts me.

>>84047427
Terezi is actually acknowledged to be flawed and is allowed to fail, though. Vriska never does either. We're informed she's flawed but it's never actually reflected in the events of the story and the characters either worship the ground she walks on or are wrong.

>>84047556
Eridan was an interesting character in the same way that vriska was initially, a very shitty person, but a neat character.
That subplot with Karkat about the pact was solid gold.
But yeah I don't trust this literally who and I thank god I didn't back a story not even written by the huss

>>84047556
literally the only way he could think eridan is one of his favourite characters is if he posted here at some point. but i dont know if thats a good or bad thing

>>84047627
The ONLY thing this guy is even known for is making a funny tweet. It's that 'who's this clown is such a huge insult blah blah it means you aren't even a well known clown'

>>84047493
Do you think Dave ironically bought a bad dragon dildo?

>>84047623
>and the characters either worship the ground she walks on or are wrong.

Vriska is incredibly poorly handled and is ruined forever, but that's some revisionist ass history right there.

Almost every single character in the comic either despises, or has a mild distaste for Vriska.

>>84047640
I hope this is some japery anon

>>84047649
>Almost every single character in the comic either despises, or has a mild distaste for Vriska.
And they always wind up being wrong to do so.

>>84047596
>if pratchett had still been alive and if hussie hadn't been a fucking mismanaging retard we could have gotten him writing it

>>84047642
dave unironically likes getting fucked in the ass by tentacle alien dicks. he has a huge collection and its the only thing him and rose can discuss without pretense or facades. their shared secret interest.

>>84047640
Does hussie legitimately still think writing is easy/ not worth focusing on
So much so that he gets an honest to god literally who to write his entire fucking game?
Has the twitter guy honestly not written anything else?

>>84047660
This. Look at what happened to Karkat.

He mocked her plan and then got fucked over and beaten up by a green midget.

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>>84047681
>>84047659
just visited his twitter, he follows kate leth

>>84047726
who

>there are unironic Vriska fanboys

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>>84047921
>there are unironic weenies
LOL!!!!!!!!

>>84047966
>posts picture of a turbo weenie

>>84047452
jesus fucking christ

>>84047966
JOHN 8LOWING VRISKA'S FUTA 8ULGE

>>84047517
can we be real and stop pretending she's a good design already?

why does she look like a fucking peixes?

>>84047966
I find the way her face stretches in this unnerving.

>>84048068
maybe you should be real and start explaining why looking like a young condesce could possibly be a bad design

>>84048088
>why looking like a young condesce could possibly be a bad design

because she isn't a young condesce. if she was, she'd be perfectly fine.

so now she looks like a peixes for no reason, despite the fact that the entire peixes horn design is based off the pisces symbol, which she doesn't share, so what is the point?

>>84048109
theres only one heiress at a time as far as we can tell. they must all therefore be very genetically similar to the condesce, since there arent any other fuchsia bloods for them to be born from.

>>84047662
Hiring Prattchet to write it would be stupid on so many levels

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>>84048128
>they must all therefore be very genetically similar to the condesce
Even the Empress must pail ?

>>84048128
trolls are born from an 'incestuous slurry', we don't know shit about their genetics and it doesn't matter because they're fake howie mendell parodies in a comic called 'mspaintadventures'.

trizza is a lazy, shitty design

>>84048149
>must
nahh, she does it cos she loves it

>>84048147
not as dumb as our current writers

>>84048154
It's weird to think that a Howie Mandel movie is responsible for trolls and an entire fandom.

DAILY REMINDER THAT POSTING CERULEAN WHORES IST STRENGSTENS UNTERSAGT.

>>84048277
Warum?

how did lil seb and liv tyler never meet? that has got to be the worst fucking failure of storytelling andrew was responsible for

>>84048431
platonic sex is honestly some of the best sex

>>84048074
I find it hot.

>>84047452
Who is this from?

>>84048517
The link is in the fucking post, it's the lead writer of Hiveswap.

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>>84047452
Is this really that surprising?

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TRIZZA
IS
PERFECT
E
R
F
E
C
T

trizza...no...i...i trusted you... how could you do this to me...with extra sauce, pineapples and ham...

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>>84048544
>lead writer of hiveswap
>zoe quinn

Vriska is a giant asshole who keeps ALMOST learning a lesson but then just brute forces her ways through problems and things keep working out for her regardless

>>84047452
I read alot but my favorite author is Bernard Cornwall, who basically writes history schlock

>>84048658
yeah this shit looks really, really bleak. i really don't think there's any hope for this game.

If you EVER laughed at something hussie wrote
Kys

>>84047452
I'm just hoping he's being sarcastic. He put Chuck Tingle on that list too.

do we even know who hussie's favorite writers are

>>84048772
he probably put tingle because le irony XD but im certain the rest serious

>>84048782
He, Himself, Andrew Hussie, and the guy who runs MSPA

>>84048839
and Terry Pratchett.

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Where Is Karkat

>>84049023
sauce?

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is this accurate to the homestuck trolls?

>>84047452
I think he's taking the piss out of us

But that's still bad because it means we're in the hyper irony super zone where everything is just a joke except not really

>>84047452
Yet he says his favorite characters are Eridan and Caliborn

Oh man this could just be meta-fuckery, like he browses the fandoms and comes up with a list of things they want and don't want

BUT THERE'S NO POINT IN META-FUCKERY COHEN

THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM IS DEAD

IT'S FUCKING DEAD

JUST MAKE A GOOD GODDAMN GAME WITH INTERESTING CHARACTERS

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT INTERNET FEMINISM?

i hope someone in hiveswap is a hardcore sjw feminist
but since alternia has a matriarchy she is just a troll MRA

kinda like porrim but more obvious

>>84049396
you expect too much from this game

the MRA will be a male troll with royal blood

he'll also be similar to Eridan

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oh Deviantart, never change

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>>84049406
So that's where all the kickstarter money went!

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>>84049406
to be fair not everything on deviantart is terrible. and for fine art dA doesn't mangle the images like a regular blogging site would.

>>84047452
Yeah this is trolling. There's no way anyone could or would bring up Quinn in any context, positive or negative, unironically.

>>84048128
i'm personally of the opinion (and I'm pretty sure this is stated in canon but it could just be popular fanon that i've mistaken for canon) that there's multiple heiresses apparent at one time and that they all a: share g'whatever'rakul, and b: they sequentially go up against condy and get their asses murdered.

or that they're sequential, and Trizza is the heiress before Feferi was born. That makes sense too I guess.

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>>84049596
The fact that Quinn was brought up at all is probably not a good sign.

This kind of stuff is what Andrew "If it's meta then the writing is better"Hussie wrote to kill his comic

I accepted retconned Dave enjoys having alien cock up his ass. I accepted he loves Karkat's bulge so much, his only source of nutrition on the whole meteor trip was from the genetic material fed to him through daily blowjobs. I have accepted that Dave is a faggot, and that he is proud of it. He is free to wear a rainbow flag around his waist while Karkat frots with him. They are free to make out while reading Hunk Rump magazine. They are free to 69 each other in fulfillment of Karkat's symbol. I have accepted Dave will never be with Jade, since she does not have alien balls to suck on. Dave is the epitome of homosexuality, and that I can agree that is canon.

That doesn't mean Davekat isn't really dumb though.

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>>84049639
It's the Korrasami of Homestuck

>>84049597
its pronounced glubglub so you can just call him that!

>>84049298
the only ones who really act like their signs are kanaya and vriska
and now that i think about it, post-retcon karkat became a whole lot cancer-er

>>84047452
What you guys need to realize is that there's a huge chance that this guy is in the thread right now laughing at all the panicked reactions. His response to the Eridan/Caliborn question makes it pretty obvious that he hangs around here at least sometimes.

>>84047452
>Andrew Hussie is one of his favorite authors
He's a lost cause, guys.

So has anyone looked at Hiveswap?

Cause jeez oh man Hiveswap's official trailer on youtube is still 3D, you have to search through the MSPA Kickstarter to find the update where the team says it's switching to 2D

dersecest is really good

>>84047649
even though this is totally true, I'm still salty about nobody batting an eye at her verbal abuse of Jake
or Roxy instantly hating Aranea and somehow having no problem with Vriska
or about John's opinion of her doing a 180° because [train noises]
that is some fucking bullshit right here.

>>84048693
i think you hit the nail on the head here.
it's weird how it looked like the comic was going for a "magic/brute force is NOT a solution" theme, since it's the big bad's modus operandi
and also because things like tearing sburb apart, killing your denizen, or using lollipops to try and poof your personal problems away are all implied to be counterproductive to personal development, and even winning the game
but then the comic trashes it all in favor of a "yeah, it's a game, beat all the bosses and finish the frog quest and learn nothing, who cares" type morale. sad.

>>84050146
site hasn't updated in a YEAR

>>84047452
He ignored my ask, what a dick.

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>>84050417
F8CK 8FF

>>84050462
face it
karkat has been
MEOWED

>>84050701
OOC

someone teach me how to write so that I can prove I'm a better author than these fucks

>>84050711
but i wasnt ever ic...

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>your visage when Hiveswap turns out to be exactly as bad as PPG 2016

i can see the signs already. im so scared.

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her cute eyes....

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>>84050846

>>84050999
NICE FANTROLL!

>>84050999
Fuck off Arabia

am i the only one who still goes to serketchan to see if anything there got better and then have crushing dissapointment that we are way better than them

The Hivebent Red Team fights against the Blue Team in Overwatch

Who wins?

>>84051409
Blue most likely, Vriska would be carrying a team full of dead weight on the Red team for numerous differing reasons. Whilst the Blue team has less dead weight and still has a star in Sollux. The Blue team also has much better potential team work if Feferi can keep Eridan from interfering with Sollux. Whereas the Red team is just not going to work together at all, even with Karkat there, he'd likely make things worse.

As somebody who never kept up to date with GamerGate drama, what's the deal with Zoe Quinn? Why's she a bad writer?

>>84047452
Honestly who had any hope for "H-homes-stuck is s-still relevant, g-guys!" attempt #534798539 in the first place?

>>84047596
Flannery O'Connor was a pretty good choice but not nearly enough to make up for the rest of it.

>>84051503
what has she written

>>84051503
She made a game about being depressed
Take a guess

Does anyone have that "dont touch the scorpion" strip? I cant find anywhere.

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What if godtiers are sterile and have to use ectobiology to repopulare?

>>84048128
Does this mean Feferi is John's great aunt?

>>84051767
Dude
Matriorb
Lmao

>>84051828
Dude
Matriorb only generates the mothergub who only births trolls (only one troll is godtier, karkat and kanaya must are not)
Ayyyyylmao

>>84051506
Flannery O'Connor is just BAD END central

Too bad I can't infer shit from Cohen's tastes because he memed it up

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>>84051628
Nvm found it.

>>84051887
Dude
Trolls are just grey humans, senpai
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LLLLLMMMMMAAAAOOOOO

>>84051973
>the making off act 6

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>>84051995
dude
What are you smoking? Trolls are extremely diferent frim humans. That don't even have mamarial glands, or same blood color
I'm lmaoing at your life

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Homestuck threads should be bannable by now. You can tell its just two or three people doing it.

>>84052053
>mammial glands
but they do got tits tho

>>84052053
Dude
None of that shit matters senpai, and thats also super racist
l'mayo

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>>84052101
It is said by ARquiusprite that they serve a purpouse that is not nursing the young.
>>84052108
How do you want me not to be racist when Humans must share planet with inferior sub-species.

Do you think hiveswap will have a single episode out by october? If an episode does come out how much content do you expect to be in it?

Also chances of them even doing ane episode past the first before me tuck route zero-ing it

>>84052093
wait a second
is this a real type of graph
like I understand what it's trying to communicate but I don't know how to read it

>>84052393
More like, Hiveflop. Because it flopped.

>>84051409
Red Team
>Karkat as the shitty tank who charges towards a fucking crowd and always gets killed off first, complains about his team having no teamwork
>Terezi who picks unique characters and has some neat tactics, but only Vriska utilizes them
>Gamzee as the useless stoner who just afks or randomly sprays around his weapon
>Tavros forced to play healslut
>Vriska as the only good player who tries hard to carry her team
>Kanaya doesn't know how to play

Blue Team
>Equius who picks Zarya and tries to be supportive towards his team
>Aradia just being a mediocre player and picking Tracer/Reaper to harass Vriska
>Nepeta also has no clue how to play and just picks a cute character (Mei) to help out her team
>Eridan mains Snipers and is one of the best players on the blue team, only Vriska can take his ass down, gets angry how Sollux deserves the potg and not him headshotting the whole red team
>Feferi being talented in playing healers
>Sollux is too fucking good in any kind of video game and shits on the red team hard

Gee, I wonder who will win.

>>84052093
>56 posters
>just two or three people

>>84052093
are these kinds of posts memes

>>84052433
I presume you're supposed to read it from right to left, with anything in the green zone being acceptably funny. The bottom green line is likely 0 given anything below it isn't going to be considered funny at all, the top line being something like +5 or +10 to indicate a range of what would be considered acceptably funny with anything above it indicating greater funny chatlogs.

>>84052433
How funny the author thinks it is the opposite of how funny it is actually is; it also implies that it's rarely ever funny in the first place.

>>84052580
>>84052585
okay but what is the x-axis

>>84052462
>Equius not picking Reinhardt
>Aradia picking anything other than Reaper
>Nepeta notpicking up Lucio and helping Equius when he distracts the enemy

>>84052597
Some other variable which interacts with funnies to elicit laughs I'd assume given that the 'minimum laugh gap' interacts with both axis.

>>84052597
The X axis is irrelevant because it's not a well-made graph.

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>>84051973

>>84052768
should be hussie

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>>84052768

>>84052900
john was the only person alpha enough to tame vriska

i still dont regret being a vrisjohn shipper during act 5

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forgotten homestuck facts
how was GCAT created again? Did Jack's agents do it off screen?

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>>84052939
Alpha as fuck

>>84052971
Jane did it that glitchy flash.

>>84052983

>>84052983
Would vriska be a sub to John 'I'll Crush that pussy or I'll crush your head' Egbert, or would she still try to top?

>>84053052
john is in no way dominant

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>>84052939
>con heir shipper
GET OUT
REEEEEE

WAIT LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU
REEEEEEEE

>>84053052
vriska wants to be secretly dominated by a 8ig strong man/woman
the real reason she hated tavros was because he couldnt live up to his potenial in bed

>>84053073
hes like the huge knight cersei has in game of thrones. just this massive retard who does what hes told. just beware askin him to fuck you harder cos theres harder and theres HARDER

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>>84053073
I sonder if terezi moans "vriska" when fingerblasting john

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>>84053104
>that one Doomed Timeline where everyone was raised by Bro

so how did GCAT get to Earth

>>84053152
they both shout "vriska" to each other constantly while fucking. its the blackrom flirting technique that keeps on giving

list of alpha males:
egbert
dad(s)
captors
cherubs
dirk (gay)
jake (late bloomer)
all dersites
crowbar
clover

>>84053175
Janes meteor that hit her house possibly?

>>84053167
>john and jade literally just fucking kill themselves age 10

>>84053052
are you still lookin for hot dersecest rp

>>84053200
>Bro legit insane and raises all four to fight each other to deadly lengths

one of those premises where it's funny to say but would be dumb shit as an actual fic

>>84053190
I don't think that was a meteor, I think it was the glare from the Condesce's battleship, which is why we don't see the meteor in any detail.

IIRC the only meteors in the Alpha kids' universe are the ones that came from B2, and the trolls' meteor.

>you paid 2.5 million dollars for a Homestuck game not written by Andrew Hussie
Arguably for the best now that we've seen how the comic ended, though.

>>84053249
How did the frog temple get there?

what happened to the troll's sprites?

>>84053275
It was a;ways there m8, the only thing the scratch changed was when the meteors with kids arrived on the planet
red the comic

>>84053175
only reasonable explanation is that jade/someone intentionally threw the frog temple at skaia at around the point of the broken flash when gcat was made.

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I wonder if the monster rush at the end of the Scratch device activation is meant to increase the likelyhood of eventual failure, with damage to the device resulting in botched coordinates and energy used when it's sent to Skaia. Thus resulting in a lot more weirdly divergent doomed timelines from misfires before corrections, the more damaged the device is.

>>84053299
You're wrong and drunk.

>>84053270
>Hiveswap is a 2 million dollar Paradox Space comic

>>84053275
>>84053299
>>84053304
this is the same frog temple that contained Liv Tyler's weapons, right? Which would need to be put into the lotus flower before the temple is transported to Earth.

>>84053299
Liveblogger go back to sleep

>>84053350
>Roxy as a candy red mutant
Hmm
Could be cute
How royal does her blood make her in troll society? It's got to be between violet and fuchsia, right?

>>84053407
Bright pink would probably make her a royal outcast, like Zuko, and would also make her seem like a really shitty OC

>>84051503
She's not a bad writer, honestly Depression Quest was an alright game that wasn't notable outside of GG, it's just that she's not a notable writer, or a notable person.

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>>84053383
yeah. unlike with the frog switch, there is time for all this to happen, so its not EXACTLY a plot hole. but it kinda sucks that it apparently all must have happened mid-glitch. so we dont get to see it given how important of a fuckin loop it is.

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>>84053407
I feel it was intentional that Roxy, the pinkest hue of the 8 kids colors, was the one to slaughter the Empress

Like a mutant fuschia claiming right to Impératrice in some bizarre mirror of Karkat

>>84053304
>>84053440
We're not even sure if the broken flash actually happened in the retcon timeline. In the broken flash, Jade rides the meteor through Skaia's portal to reach Earth, but in the retcon she gets put to sleep before she can do that. See:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/shes8ack/

>>84052393
I expect the first episode before next 4/13, but honestly anything's possible at this point.

It'll come out, sure, but if it'll be worth caring about is another question.

>>84053453
post retcon vriska deals with it 8-)

>>84053474
I'm guessing Vriska was also the one to shrink Earth down to a portable size?

>>84053486
they didnt need to. just stuck it in the 8ball wallet full size. wallets have quite a lot of capacity

ITT: We post the biggest lies ever uttered by ipgd.

>>84053527
ipgd never lies, as she is the successor to half-truth

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>>84053527
that she was ever lying. it being all true make it more disappointing and dumb and expectant of what Hussie's become

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how to fix collide without removing/adding characters:

>Condy fight
Karkat
Kanaya
Vriska
Dirk
Roxy
Nannasprite

Vriska casts a party-wide ancestral awakening for POTTERY purposes.
(Dirk and Roxy become empowered with Alpha Dave and Rose)
Nannasprite has a bigger role in fighting her childhood nightmare.
This is a big fight because she is supposed to be -hells- of strong)

>Felt fight
Jake
Jane
Casey
ARquius

The same but Jane is more focused on this fight and deals with clover herself.


>Spades / Jack Fight
Terezi
Dave
Jade
PM
All have experience dealing with jack + welsh sword. Also a larger fight.
>Bec Noir fight
John
Rose
Jane's Dad
Nannasprite
Jasperose (dies)

Round 2.

>LE
Same as normal, but Calliope is the one to bring the house juju to LE

>>84053507
but who went back to the b2 universe to grab earth?

>>84053575
That was me, actually.

>>84053575
literally anyone who can fly could have done this. we already know the portal apparently stays open for a while after the meteor gets sent to b2 earth because otherwise jade couldnt have got back through. so anyone with the 8ball wallet can go through, captchalogue earth and fly back to the portal easy as.

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>>84053561
Ignoring the rest I agree at the least that it was another cheat that Lord English didn't meet Muse Calliope or even just Calliope and finally see his other self before he dies

If you played them straight, their idea of duality and domination would be a pretty neat shorter story premise

Also I'm sad we never got a Calmasis who was like a Calliopbornsprite or something.

>>84053627
why do you keep calling it an 8ball wallet
it's just a regular old fatherly wallet

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>>84053627
Hussie could have at least pretended to make Jade important by saying that being a First Guardian AND a Space Godtier meant she could break more rules than either could alone, and could start blinking around all of space

Then you could make the kids actually have a reason to work together, like Jade guided by Rose ported by Dave with Roxy could have done something like steal jujus from out of time and space in an effort to begin the glitch war on English

>>84053200
>>84053167

John and Jade would be able to handle Bro better than Dave.

Rose is Dirk-lite as is.
Jade would become strong, yet rebellious.
John would remain the same, like his Condy-raised alpha self. Either becoming as strong as he is now, or by being so soul crushingly lame Bro stops trying with him altogether and becoming what he is now.

>>84053507
>>84053575
>>84053627
But we see tiny Earth in Act 7

>>84053702
""""""""tiny"""""""" earth

>>84053688
>>84053702
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009440

rtfc

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>>84053702
They could have had the Masterpiece tie in and make more sense that way. They retconned to LOCAM, which was Earth. They could have stolen that Earth after banishing Caliborn.

>>84053722
It's not in the 8 ball in Act 7

>>84053722
fucking hell
I hate vriska now
she was my waifu but I hate her now
good job hussie

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>>84053722
ayy lmao

>>84053760
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!

>>84053758
>now
>not the second tavrissprite ended and all her development reset to 0
Thats when I knew the memes were real and the comic was heading to shit senpai

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>>84053760
Jesus Vriska looks like a bug-eyed idiot in that panel. Fast and loose and fuckin' sloppy.

>>84053754
That Earth was a barren desert wasteland, why would they want it?

>>84053754
>>84053780
it's literally the same Earth
the Earth they used is from earlier in LOCAM's timeline

>>84053788
Yeah, but why not take it from a point in the timeline where it's got water and shit?

how to fix act 6
replace vriska with feferi

feferi/meenah happens

y/n

>>84053438
Depression Quest was a dumb game where your choices were locked off because "lol depression".

Can't say much for the actual writing of it because there wasn't much going on. It's just a bizarre choice. And I'd rather not argue about this.

>>84053779
>vriska looks like vriska in that panel

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>>84053780
Because it was the conquered Land of Colours and Mayhem. It would have made for a neat sort of mythical world of gods when also healed by spacetime magics, making it a planet-Land. And then fulfilled a loop by becoming a Land again once it dies.

Hussie used to have a lot of cool loops.

vriska's earth is inside the 8-ball but act 7 earth looks like it was the one Jade shrunk down, suggesting ONCE AGAIN that the retcon was unplanned

Why did Roxy not have huge trust isssues with trolls when every troll she had met prior to the new timeline was evil?

>>84053842
The retcon is clearly unplanned and a last minute leap to fix things and add life back to the dying comic

It backfired bad

>>84053847
mary sue

fun fact: halftruth's god tier according to her is rogue of void

>>84053847
what about poor sweet dear ect fefeta

>>84053847
Hussie made sure all that drinking pickled her brain to prevent any complex character interactions going into the last Acts.

>>84053854
>homestuck goes from a bad ending to a happy ending that took way too long to get here
>we went from a happy ending that took way to long to get here to a bad ending

>>84053827
but then it wouldnt be earth. just some random other planet with a looped existence. the twist that caliborns planet was earth in act 6 act 3 would be totally negated

>>84053847
I don't think she met any trolls besides the Condesce
but yeah she should have some resentment towards them anyway

Why did Aranea have to be crazy...she was so cute.....

Man, is there anything Vriska cannot do?

>>84053887
it would be a juju

>>84053899
she's related to vriska

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>>84053904
APPARENTLY NOT

>>84053904
Be a good character.

>>84053527
She's Doc Scratch, misleading without telling straight lies.

>>84053904
Yes actually, there's one thing: She can't become a good character again after Act 5 Act 2.

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tfw good problem sleuth callbacks are wasted on vriska

IT'S
NOT
FAIR

>>84053904
Make Homestuck worth reading or important?

It bothers me just how stuck up Homestuck got during its last few acts, but then I remember that Homestuck is going to fall way down the pit of obscurity in due time.

For all of it's self-indulgent thematic bullshit, Homestuck is going to get cast aside as an overly long weird web teen drama thing, and that's all it's going to amount to. That is Hussie's legacy.

Hussie made my ex break up with me

I hope he personally never finds success for he has ruined my life

>>84053984
>It bothers me just how stuck up Homestuck got during its last few acts
Thats a p good description anon
>>84053962
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER GOT TRAPPED IN AN INFINITE RECURSIVE WINDOW LOOP FUCK
>>84053904
be a good wife

>>84053984
no it's okay it's okay
homestuck has good morals about being gay and stuff
hussie's legacy is safe

>>84054009
could you be a good wife liveblogger

>>84054005
please elaborate.

>>84053984
>>84054009
this is why i'd prefer hussie just flesh out the world, so we can use the tools and setting he built for better stories

homestuck's run is almsot over, it wont be long now before we take it behind the woodshed and put it to rest for good

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>>84054070

you could fill a book with all of the broken time loops and continuity errors in homestuck

who created Union Jack, where did the crowbar come from in the retcon timeline, where did Liv Tyler's weapons come from, how did GCAT get to Earth...

funny how all of these issues are concentrated in the last 10% of the comic

>>84054134
the only genuine issues are union jack/crowbar and the frog switch. everything else can be explained pretty easily. two plotholes in an improvised story of this size and complexity is not really all that bad. though obviously itd be better if they werent there.

WHERE IS VRISKA?

>>84054018
Homestuck doesn't even have a good gay moral, unless you're really starved for LNGT representation.

The moral is "gender hang ups == gay every time".

Steven Universe is 10 times better at promoting positive gay messages that are actually meaningful rather than the sort of vapid shit you'd see in 90's teen dramas.

>>84054134
>who created Union Jack
Vriska

>where did the crowbar come from in the retcon timeline
Vriska

>where did Liv Tyler's weapons come from
Vriska

>how did GCAT get to Earth
Vriska

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VRISKA

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>>84054200

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>>84054206
shit. did vriska turn the frog switch

>>84054225
did the author of cool and new webcomic draw this

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>>84054185
Explain this.

>>84054260
what about it

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>>84054200
>>84054206
>>84054225
>>84054226

Reminder caliborn canonically speaks like a FOOKIN APE
OI GUVNA

>>84054267
maybe he's referring to the fact that Caliborn had to interact with both of the game over and retcon timelines but with different dialogue in each?

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We need more positive posts. Post good ships.

Mituna is mai husbando

>>84054315
FUCK OFF SHITPOSTER

>>84047427
Nothing is worse than Vriska.

>>84054331
>Jane
>Karkat

>>84054315
((mituna pulls out his dick

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>>84054322
r-rude

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WHO IS PARADOX SPACE'S AWESOMEST EVIL DOER

>>84054349
Vriska
>>84054341
Those sure are characters who arent as bad as vriska ever was

>>84054349
spades slick

>>84054291
i wanted to believe this too but no, the way he spells things suggests american english.

>>84054381
>Slick
>evil
He just wanted to gangster it up in peace.

>>84054185
The kids deciding to go fight Caliborn is pretty big plot hole, given that John didn't want to change things too much
English dying in a black hole is inconsistent because black holes have a track record of being pretty fucking safe in Homestuck
how did karkat find the time to watch serendipity starring john cusack before talking to john

I mean these are just logical contradictions, which people are usually able to overlook anyway. Homestuck's real problem is with thematic contradictions, and that's why people are unhappy about it. The logical contradictions only show that Hussie had given up.

>>84054301
alpha session was on the way to being successful until the first retcon (john going missing and leaving the ring behind). this initial timeline lead to a slightly different universe C with slightly different caliborn conversations to post-retcon. it was erased instantly when john fell in the juju and the caliborn we see making homosuck is post-retcon caliborn.

basically there's pre-retcon (successful), mid retcon (GAMEOVER) and post-retcon (successful). pre-retcon did not lead to the creation or destruction of lord english, though.

>>84054342
((mituna puts back his dick

>>84054373
>Jane
>killed post-retcon Roxy
>never talks
>is the most boring character in the comic
>fucks her own Dad

>Karkat
>speedruns Sburb
>gave the universe cancer
>created Vriska
>has the most words in homestuck, but ends up being a shitty joke
>turned into Dave's sex toy who will never get solo fanart without needing to mention his husband
>cuck lord

>>84054395
All he wanted to do was get back at a giant skull faggot and his army of 14 gay leprechauns, and look at what ended up happening.

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>>84054284
what the fuck are shame globes supposed to be, anyway? where on a troll's anatomy are they located? are they like internal testicles?

troll reproduction is dumb as fuck.

>>84054506
They are his fucking balls. He is telling Vriska to kiss and suck on them.

>>84054518
no...vriska would never...

>>84054461
>it was erased instantly when john fell in the juju
I don't think that's how it works, given that retcon mechanics play into the universal predestination machine. Paradox space is still a static existence and the retcons aren't actually changing it, they're just part of the dance.

>>84054538
thats gotta be how it works for the retcons to be consistent. theyre pretty much mini-scratches

>>84054538
retcon mechanics are retarded and inconsistent

hussie just gave up

>>84054531
...then explain THIS photo!

>>84054498
(it's cum instead of tea but she doesn't know that)

>>84054566
They're consistent if they create forking timelines. Erasing reality is the inconsistent part because reality depends on them to exist in the first place.

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>>84054571

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>>84054631
>not the version with lipstick marks

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>homestuck before retcons
>generally free of plotholes

>homestuck after retcons
>completely filled with plotholes

>>84054631
How Did You Get This Photo
I Deleted It
It Should Be Gone

>>84054628
I'll always love these edits simply on how petty they are

>>84054649
to be honest
some of this is because of the comic ending
whenever there was a plothole before, Hussie just had to wait until someone spotted it and then make something up to fix it
but now that the story is over he can't do that

What would Homestuck be like with straight Kanaya?

>>84054678
free of davekat

>>84054395
promoting gambling is wrong

>>84054593
its a meta-narrative power, not a reality/time-based power. even if something happened well in the future but was shown earlier than the retcon happened, it can be rewritten by retcon magic. and then nothing more happens in the timeline that got retconned just like how nothing happened after the scratch.

>>84054678
Johnrose would be canon

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>Go outside
>See this
What do?

Keep in mind if you try to run she will put you to sleep.

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>>84053772
Vriska told Tavros she stole his memories while they shared a body
But little did she know...
He had taken all her character development in exchange.
ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU.

>>84054703
Sorry bro. The ordering of the narrative has nothing to do with retcons. They're time based because we see the retcon that creates Lord English AFTER Lord English had been canon for a long, long time.

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>>84054124

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Because Dirk is both Dave's bro and biological father, if Dave ever has a kid, Dirk will be their Uncle Grandpa

when/why did mods start allowing these generals again

>>84054804
they aren't generals

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>>84054720
[boom]

>>84054804
you're obsessed, bro
why don't you go spend your saturday talking about things that you enjoy with like-minded people instead of trying to play policeman on an internet forum

>>84054678
>john/kanaya canon
>rose seeking solace in jane's arms
>roxy hitting that strider booty
I can dig it

>>84054822
they are and you know it.

>>84054720
distract with fried chicken and flee

>>84054858
shhhh

>>84054822
but
they literally are???
because you dont put general in the thread subject field does not make them not generals

>>84054833
>make one post
>"youre obsessed bro"

:?

>>84054877
>because you dont put general in the thread subject field does not make them not generals

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>>84054877
do you really want to be here having this argument man
do you really think you are accomplishing anything by doing so

http://mspfanventures.com/?s=15150

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>>84054877
Maybe obsessed is to strong a word. But you do come across as someone who's that guy at a buffet that says "I hate olives, they should ban olives from the buffet!" and then heaps more olives on your plate.

Oliveblood for the metaphor.

>>84054920
it's not an argument
i literally asked one question and im here getting slandered and assaulted

>>84054946
that doesnt even make sense
food metaphors are always dog shit

its like the olives were previously banned for rotting stinking and ruining everyone's appetite and suddenly the olives are back and you ask why and everyones like "WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WHATS YOUR PROBLEM FUCK OFF YOU CUNT"

>>84054968
Nah mate
We stay in the threads now
Its more like going to a separate room specifically for the olives and complaining when there are olives

>>84054968
>i literally asked one question and im here getting slandered and assaulted
this isn't the appropriate place to talk about it
take it to /qa/

What is objectively the best plush? Is the Mayor one any good?

>>84054946
I wish we could ban nepeta from homestuck threads

>>84054930
Is this satire, or just REALLY shitty?

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>>84054968
one person saying "go have fun don't be somewhere you dislike" has turned into a crowd of people yelling and swearing and insulting you?

Dude, you're overreacting. You need to play outside or something. Get some sun.

anyone have that picture of the Felt pool party? with Doze on a snowsled? I lost it.

>>84055003
smells dont stay in specific rooms, you joker
they bleed out

>>84055012
you own it

>>84055012
don't give andrew "act 7" hussie any money

>>84054877
>because you dont put general in the thread subject field does not make them not generals

What makes it a General?

>>84055043
If you're not here to talk about the topic, then go to /qa/. If you have problems with /co/ moderation, that's the appropriate place to talk about it. You are shitposting and you need to stop.

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>>84055025
you don't really mean that.
(I couldn't find a sad Nepeta in my reaction images folder.)

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Why is he so happy?

>>84055045
Real talk, I'm actually surprised how big it is, I assumed they would be a lot smaller.
>>84055046
>implying I'm the one buying it

And stop responding to the bait, literally no rules for 4chan or /co/ are being broken

>>84055109
what bait, what the fuck

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>>84054930
The art looks terrible, but I can see they put more effort into it than a lot of people.

you_tried.bmp

>>84054968
Why are people attacking him
He literally just asked when these threads started being allowed again, I don't think he wants them banned
stop being dicks to him

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>>84055106
hes partying with his girlfriend

>>84055135
>I don't think he wants them banned
yeah that's why he compared them to rotten olives
he probably loves rotten olives

>>84054930
>CANWC scratched session

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>>84055106
he got best girl

>>84055155
i was continuing that guy's food metaphor
blame that asshole for comparing you to olives, olives are fucking gross only assholes eat them

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>>84055186
I learned from Homestuck that olives are awful, just awful.
Thanks, Homestuck!

>>84055152
Alright. Ask your question, and I will answer it sincerely, even though it is off-topic.

>>84055152
>its a constant thread of the same people (including the same tired old attentionwhoring retards) having the same discussions while posting the same fan art over and over and over

So, every thread on /co/ then? Thanks for the derail, fuckface.

>>84055186
fuck you
black olives are great especially on an pizza

>>84054720
Walk away from her at a vrisk pace.

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>>84055152
that's not true

i post new fan art all the time

>>84055218
>>84054804

>>84055222
you're intentionally taking advantage of my learning disabilities to make it seem like you're right and i honestly dont appreciate this at all you're an absolutely awful person

these threads are generals no matter how much you twist and manipulate my words

>>84055043
From what I've seen, this room is pretty airtight.

>>84055259
>when/why did mods start allowing these generals again
I don't know. I'm not a moderator.