JSA Storytime: Suicide Squad

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>>84037356
Checkmate time

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>>84037390
fuck yeah it's Faraday and Vertigo

and now without mullet Cliffy

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>>84037408

>>84037356
Hello Storyteller.

>Waller dealing with shitposters

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>>84037445
Chemo's pretty disgusting

>>84037408
awww yeah

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>>84037454
Waller would chemo this board right quick, lol

>>84037356
That cover text makes me think that an Eiling/Waller bodyswap story is a missed opportunity.
Thanks, Nick Travolta and John Cage.

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>>84037494

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>>84037516

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>>84037528
yeah, remember this plotline?

>>84037457
>Mrs. W
>Not Amaaaanda

Ah, is he not a total creep anymore?

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>>84037546
>4chan party van

>>84037516
>If anyone is going to have control of the toxic abomination, it's damn well gonna be me!
Oh Amanda.

>that Cliff face
>S-shut up, Mom!

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>>84037558

hey thread!

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>>84037593
William Heller, eh

>>84037606

looking kinda citizen v

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>>84037599
HI ANON

I am creaky and cranky today

>>84037606
>Heller
So how long until he starts going full /pol/ on us?

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>>84037633
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, ANON

:D

>>84037633
He's literally a Neo-Nazi, so...

>>84037558
>>4chan party van
Steroids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0

>>84037552
He knows what talking like that gets him.

>>84037629
>>84037644
Yep. Couldn't even try to be patient and wait for an opportunity. Not even five minutes and she already had to punish him like a dog.

Racists are so fucking stupid.

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>>84037664
boo, I can't find the Metronomy mashup on youtube

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>>84037710
do not taunt happy fun Floyd

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>>84037718
Sub Diego--we diggin' deep now

>>84037702
>Yep. Couldn't even try to be patient and wait for an opportunity. Not even five minutes and she already had to punish him like a dog.
Ever since Digger died, Waller's been spreading the abuse wherever she can.

It's just not the same, though.

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>>84037749
Waller's surprises are...

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>>84037765
HI WADE

>>84037718
>Oh it's on, jerkwad

Return of the Pie Man. Now with Mach 1 pies.

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>>84037794
Ooh, that had to be cathartic.

>>84037794
I mean honestly. This is the perfect payback for all the bullshit he's flung everywhere. He's a prisoner, presumably dishonorably discharged and he has to take orders from Waller.

The only thing that'd make this any worse would making Nate or his kids see him in this state.

Though, between him, Heller and Ex-Thinker, Amanda's surrounding herself with a lot of people who hate her.

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>>84037833

>>84037710
>Kid Boomerang
Oh hey, one of the few good things in Identity Crisis.

I swear, IC was mostly just a boring slog until occasionally something outrageously awful happened.

>>84037759
Digger was the perfect bullying subject.

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>>84037858
>>84037857
it's a fine line

Unfortunately, this is during Countdown, which means Nate is in the fucking shit right now

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>>84037883

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>>84037900

>>84037794
>>84037833
Ah, "nice" to see good ol General Douchebag again.

>>84037857
It really is nice to see him get shat on like this. He deserves it.

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>>84037912
here's some of Ostrander's legitimate edge

Kros is apparently heading to the printer soon!

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>>84037942
this is legitimately fucking evil.

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>>84037958

>>84037859
>>Kid Boomerang
>Oh hey, one of the few good things in Identity Crisis.

That Geoff Johns set him up as Bart's brother in his last issue, then killed him off the next time he wrote the guy after nobody did anything with that plot thread was disgraceful.

>>84037883
>this is during Countdown
Ew. Though I didn't even realize until you said so, so that's a good sign.

And frankly, Nate's been in the shit since his solo series ended.

>>84037900
Has Ostrander ever played MGS?

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>>84037969
GO RICK

Wade's lost some impulse control, hasn't he

>>84037983
Nate is, unfortunately, the star of what might be the worst thing in Countdown.

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>>84037993
whoops

trigger words

from the Requiem Mass, because Osty's a nerd like that

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>>84038015
UK anon, are you with us tonight? hopefully drunk?

>>84037857
>Though, between him, Heller and Ex-Thinker, Amanda's surrounding herself with a lot of people who hate her.

The Wall is prone to setting herself up to fail with stuff like that.
That the old series ended with her realizing that "Oh shit, maybe other people can do this too even less ethically" was a nice way of hubris paying off.

>>84037993
>>84038015

man how many poor DC people have gotten Anatomy Lesson'd

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>>84038063
(she's talking about the Salvation Run villain round-up, btw)

>>84037942
I think edge works best when it's sort of underplayed. Like, you have to let the idea sink in with the audience without making things an over the top splatterfest. Like those people bleeding out from a viral weapon. That's pretty fucked up.

>>84037982
I fucking hate when good or decent concepts go to waste like that. Like the God of War thing. Absolutely nobody did a damn thing with it.

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>>84038088
Werner is so dapper

>>84037912
Hi there, Nate's disappearing wife, Wally's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

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>>84038099
so close to some /d/ here

>>84038109
That's not Magenta.

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>>84038116

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>>84038159

>>84038099
>>84038116
Please tell me Waller managed to wrangle the Reverend, because we need him right fucking now.

>>84037993
>Nate is, unfortunately, the star of what might be the worst thing in Countdown.
Oh, you mean that Monarch vs Monitors crap that ends up being 100% pointless. Ugh.

Dammit, DC. STOP TRYING TO MAKE MONARCH A THING. NOBODY FUCKING CARES ANYMORE.

>>84037987
I doubt it.

>>84038159
god doesnt exist you stupid ugly bitch

>>84037993
>Nate is, unfortunately, the star of what might be the worst thing in Countdown.

Arena was such a fucking waste of time, and then Convergence did the same dumb idea. (Although it was better executed there and was much better on the fanservice)

>>84038183
don't be an edgelord anon.

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>>84038168
this isn't topical at all

:(

>>84038186
Countdown: Arena is high on my list of "not even with a rented..."

>>84038174
I wish I could find whoever decided that Nate had to basically be Dr. Manhattan, and make them eat the Absolute Watchmen book, including the cover.

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>>84038239
shenanigans time!

>>84038159
>My God, why hast thou abandoned me?
HA! There ain't no God here, sister. Only The Wall.

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>>84038239
Jesus low balling it would be atleast thirty people

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>>84038262
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN FLOYD

>>84038256
I hope this cunt dies.

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>>84038274
I love everything about this Multiplex

>>84038274
There's some part of me that thinks this amuses Floyd. Inasmuch as Floyd lets himself feel amused.

>>84038168
Hey, she was briefly in that Infinity Inc./Outsiders crossover we read once!

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>>84038239
>this isn't topical at all
It's probably good advice to tell college girls not to go to frat parties, but that tends to get you labeled as a Rape Culture apologist.


Y'know, I could see her being one of the Wall's favourites. Surrogate daughter, etc.

>>84038290
Eiling, Heller, or Carmichael?

>>84038274
>trolling Deadshot
Boomer Jr. no. Just don't.

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>>84038370
>Dubai

heh, this is even more pointed now--2007 or so was before Dubai boomed quite as much as it is now

lol forever at the racist with the Klan superhero name

>>84038386

there are lots of reasons not to go to frat parties

>>84038370
Holy shit, I LOVE this page.

>>84038386
Nah, fuck that. College girls, don't go to frat parties. It's a bad idea.

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>>84038399
wait, corporations are people now, thanks Supreme Court

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>>84038454
there was a buzzfeed (i know, I know) article not long ago by someone who'd been roofied twice, that's worth reading. but not gonna go there, here.

>>84038386
>It's probably good advice to tell college girls not to go to frat parties

Backwards, what's gotta be done is cracking the fuck down on Frats (people in general) who take part in this kind of shit. And raising kids with some awareness of how consent works, but it's probably too little too late by this juncture.

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>>84038480
this is pitch-perfect Eiling

>>84038480

i stan for buzzfeed, like their politics stuff. crazy i know

now mock me

>>84038482
"Tough on crime" and telling criminals not to do bad things has never and will never work because none of them expect to get caught.

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>>84038499

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>>84038553

>>84038482
Until policy and culture comes up with a way to actually keep rapists in check despite them being legacies/athletes/etc, the best you can do is train potential victims to avoid high risk situations.
You can't control the rapist, or tell the rapist not to rape. But you can do your best to avoid him if possible.

>>84038552
>none of them expect to get caught
Because we don't have Judges in real life. That and police departments almost never have a decent budget.

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>>84038587
>All this, for lil' ol' me?

no need to argue, EVERYTHING is broken and that's why it sucks

>>84038590
>>84038552
That's a good point. I hate it, but that doesn't make it any less true.

>>84038482
You can train a crocodile to not bite people when they get the chance, AND tell people not to shove their heads in the jaws of a gator.

>>84038617
I'm gonna be disappointed if she isn't strongly anti-Eiling for her husbando.

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>>84038617
I knew (not well) at least a few of those "wouldn't have shocked me if he did" types in the past. Once you made it clear that not now not ever with them, you could have a little bit of a conversation, wherein it became clear that they thought of women primarily as pussy that inconveniently might have had things like "thoughts" and "free will", which was such a boner-killer.

This is actually a bit of a continuity bungle--Plastique knew that she'd been with the Squad because of how it came up during her trial.

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>>84038671
LOL

>>84038617
So how come she and Nate weren't allowed to get married?

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>>84038686

>>84038659
>>84038706
Unfortunately they're off-panel divorced by this time. Yeah, Catholics aren't supposed to believe in that sort of thing but these are lazy DC writers and editors we're dealing with.

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>>84038706
They did get married. It just ended at some point after EXTREME JUSTICE and before Loeb B/S

>>84038671

people can be so bad with empathy you wanna jump off a cliff

>>84038686
Oh Not-Dick Chaney, you are going to regret that decision deep down in your cold robotic heart.

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>>84038721
it went beyond a failure of empathy, it was almost like they didn't realize women were human.

>>84038617
>>84038671
>Plastique
Hey, it's our favorite Quebeci terrorist for hire!

>>84038659
Same.

>>84038686
I cannot read these guys' dialogue without giving them the most uptight posh voices. Humph humph most unorthodox!

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>>84038781
those bants

that sameface

>>84038781

I was trying to phrase it semi-nicely and not come out straight about how these kinds of people don't see other humans as humans.

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>>84038839
it's deeply unnerving once you talk to someone and you realize that's how they look at you.

dat Faraday

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>>84038853
>Waller watched 300 and loved it

>>84038781
>God hates everybody.
HA! Didn't think maltheism was at all compatible with Catholicism, but if you say so, sister.

Surprisingly, this is one of the most civilized discussions I've seen in these threads since he time OP left for a bit, and we all started talking about pornograpy.

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>>84038874

>>84038874
Would she though? All the black people are evil or kicked into pits.

>>84038390
Heller.

>>84037987
>Ostrander Earth-2

>>84038804
that homoeroticism

>>84038508
Sometimes they break very unexpectedly good stories. Other times, dumb bullshit and lists.

>>84038888
It's not really compatible with any Christian theology, except some of the more exotic heresies like Gnosticism.

Even the people who brought us Dies Irae generally believe that the cosmic horror that could crush us like so many bugs, really likes us.

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>>84038910
someone's got that pic at hand, I know

>>84038910
Civilized people know that roofies aren't okay.

I finally looked up the bible quote from movie Deadshot's gear, actually not bad.

>Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

>>84038839
>>84038853
This may explain why some people react so strongly against the whole "PC culture" thing. The idea of not being an asshole may well be a totally alien concept to some.

>>84038910
Everyone likes porn, so it's something we can agree on.

>>84038781
There's a lot of that here. There's a lot of everyday ordinary people like that, where it's hidden. I'm sure you know.

>>84038874
>>84038923
Maybe she watched Meet the Spartans instead

>>84038977

ehh gotta do shit to keep the lights on.

>>84038991

Golden Rule is surprisingly hard to teach and get to stick

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>>84038990
That actually makes a surprising ammount of sense.

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>>84038986

>>84038874
>>84038918
>>84038986
This green giant is unexpectedly cute.

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>>84039039
>champagne buckets

>>84038991
>Everyone likes porn
Not radfems.

>>84039034
>fridge door
>while Kyle is sitting right there
Every
fucking
time

>>84039021
Yeah, I'm completely okay with the listicles and clickbait as a way to keep the lights on if it comes with good journo stuff. That's the opposite of the way many traditional papers are going as they move online.

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>>84039056
this is two more issues but I'm happy to go get a beer and finish it tonight, yes?


death's head II book when, yes?

>>84039060
Against the concept of pornography or against the pornography that exists? The root of porn is the same thing as you looking at someone you find hot and getting turned on. You can't eliminate that.

>>84039040
If only it hadn't killed Nightwing City in a shitty attempt to make Kamandi canon.

Ah fuck. And now I'm remembering the sub-plot of Countdown where Karate Kid was a fucking Typhoid Mary.
Did Countdown do fucking ANYTHING right? Like, at all?

>>84039087
Ooh look at him, he's so badass! Get fucked by a rusty pipe, Heller.

>>84039021
>Golden Rule is surprisingly hard to teach and get to stick
Right? You'd think "Don't be a dick." would be pretty easy to manage, but nope.

>>84038986
>>84039040
It's because Waller is drawn to look surprisingly cuddly in this run. Which is just plain weird and slightly uncomfortable.

>>84039094
They can try.

>>84039106
Some people liked the Jimmy Olsen plot because they self-inserted themselves into Jimmy's life, especially after he gets that hot bug gf that never shows up ever again.

>>84039115
The fun thing is he actually looks goofy as hell there.

>>84039123
You don't manage it most of the time.

>>84039106

Piper blowing up Apokalips with Queen music is rad

>>84039094

i assume most people who are against it are against how the industry destroys people moreso than people getting off

>>84039106
I liked that crossover issue by Dini starring Edward Nygma, P.I.

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>>84039106
Countdown had Pied Piper and the greatness of Queen, but that was about it

oh, and that one panel of Mary Marvel beating Donna Troy with Kyle Rayner

>>84039106
>Did Countdown do fucking ANYTHING right? Like, at all?
I shipped those two Rogues together because of that weekly, does that count

>>84039106
>Did Countdown do fucking ANYTHING right? Like, at all?

There was that time Pied Piped destroyed Apokolips by weaponizing Queen. That was pretty cool.

>>84039163

>one panel of Mary Marvel beating Donna Troy with Kyle Rayner

that is a top tier panel tho

>>84039106
>Did Countdown do fucking ANYTHING right? Like, at all?
Jason Todd naming one of the Monitor's Bob will always be a great scene for me.

>>84039127
You can only regulate against that in the manner of Rosemary Kennedy.

>>84039156
Yeah, that's what I'd assume too.

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>>84039163
>oh, and that one panel of Mary Marvel beating Donna Troy with Kyle Rayner
top notch use of Kyle

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>>84039156
a lot of radfems consider it to be inherently corrosive/negative in how it shapes attitudes towards women

women who like porn are then usually tagged as self-hating, which is not a line of argument I'm ever fond of on any topic, too easy to abuse

>>84037494
>Amanda Waller with body of Chemo
>A living fucking bio hazard/nuke with the mind of the Wall

SWEET FUCKING JESUS

>>84039133
>especially after he gets that hot bug gf that never shows up ever again.

TBF that's because the Final Crisis Countdown was counting down to was not the Final Crisis that actually came out. And DC was well into Shit On the Wall, Whatever Sticks is Fine mode by then.

Basically every book spent like 3 years spasticallly flailing from one status quo to another with no rhyme or reason.

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>>84039195
dammit, dog, I am not staying out in the mosquitos with you

>>84039179
Too bad they turned that Monitor evil for teh ebin tweest.

>>84039195

sigh yeah i kinda figured. imo it's a like take porn in moderation and use it to make sex with partners more fun i guess


>>84039200

>Morrison: Hey DC don't use the New Gods for awhile so it's big when they're in Final Crisis alright
>DC: Yeah ok.
>2 years later

>>84039195
I think Waller triggers that vomit attack by imagining sex with Eiling.

>>84039204
This is pretty fun, NGL

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>>84039250
I think this is a pretty deliberate commentary on how Plastique has regressed

;____;

>>84039195
I call bullshit on that kind of attitude. Masturbation is a decent means of sating those impulses and getting it out of your system. If anything, we maybe ought to encourage people to indulge a little more often so everyone is less obsessed with getting laid at any cost.

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>>84039290

>>84039289
I do think people should masturbate more, but it only goes so far

>>84039195
I used to know a guy who used to blame every disagreement he had with his girl friends on their internalized misogyny, just to annoy them. I watched him do it once, it was great.
Like the time he told a DJ friend that "I've beaten DJ Hero at the highest difficulty, I think I know a bit about this."

Like, they knew he was messing with them, but it got on their nerves anyway.

>>84039267
In the run we read, Plastique had identity problems just the same as Nate did. I think that lets you make these switches with a bit more leeway. The neat Catholic nice girl finish didn't hold that much appeal for me, much as I understand they were probably pressed for time.

>>84039289

i like to think it's a thing about the visuals and stuff and not actually cumming. like do it the old fashioned way

>>84039290
He looks like somebody jammed an Einstein head onto a GI Joe Action figure.

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>>84039314
back in 15-20 with the last two issues hoot hoot

>>84039364
Hold the phone, a surprise Marvel crossover?!
Seriously, they even used the 90's Spider-Man font

>>84039391
Thinker in a Carnage suit would be one fucked-up dude.

>All-New Hawkeye
>Angela Queen of Hel
>Black Knight
>Contest of Champions
>Guardians of Infinity
>Hercules
>Howling Commandos of S.H.I.E.L.D
>Illuminati
>Red Wolf
>Starbrand and Nightmask
>Weirdworld
>Web Warriors
>Howard the Duck

Are there any more confirmed cancelled ANAD books or is this all of them so far?

>>84039486

Zdarsky is ending Howard fwiw

>>84037606
>William Hell
>White Dragon

Ah, still racist, eh Hell?

>>84037629
>>84037644
Kek

>>84037710
>>84037718
I fucking love Boomer Jr and wish he could make it as a hero.

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>>84039364
the staggered rollout of Rebirth titles has been very canny. People have time to try things and then drop them if they don't like them, and thus make room to try something else the next month.

>>84039602
I look forward to somebody telling Heller about Suicide Squad's involvement in breaking up his little Fourth Reich fanclub.

>>84039557
His story may be coming to a natural end, but he's still doing cancellation numbers. At best, Marvel would have given him one more issue.

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>>84039652
well that's fucking something

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>>84039557
did he say anything more about it than "time to stop"?

>>84039675
thanks for that contribution, anon

>>84039645
Yeah, he had a long run of getting put on teams and always being the odd man out- Squad, Outsiders, Jesse Rogues.

It stinks he got killed before finding a niche.
But I guess they were going back to Flash basics in every way.

>>84039665
I like how it's father avenging his son and not the other way around! It kind of reads like he prepared this long introduction speech, too!

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>>84039717
daaang

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>>84039717
Floyd, cmon man. If you can shoot with one eye using a scope, you can shoot with the other eye at close range.

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>>84039754
She knows what Eiling is.

Did you guys not start till 8 tonight?

Also are we going to read the actual Checkmate series?

>>84039754
Listen, Bette, I know your stepkids had his last name, but this is not cool. NOT. COOL.

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>>84039787
we read Rucka Checkmate a while ago

>>84039486
>>Contest of Champions
This suck. RIP My favorite marvel book.

>>84039808
Oh. Ignore me then.

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>>84039808
F

>>84039754
>>84039786
Yay! Bette's not a traitor. At least, not for Eiling.

You think maybe Ostrander saw how far she had been messed with and was like "Fuck that!"?

>>84039843
F.
Dying at the hands of a rapist is the last thing she'd have wanted.

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>>84039831
it was a while ago, to be fair, but I'm inclined to press on into new terrain for a while

>>84038116
Werner always gets /d/'d

>>84039652

Flash doing so well blows my mind

>>84037356
>Javier Pina
He's the artist from issue four onwards of the oft-delayed Captain America: Steve Rogers.

>>84039829
Based Punisher Nigel.

>>84039862
What do you have in mind next?

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>>84039862
So, what calibre do you think Faraday packs?

>>84039920
we could EXTREME JUSTICE it up, I forget if I got the fancy scans or not

oh wait, shit, we're PUNISHER 2099 tomorrow

>>84039885
is that hitting delays?

>>84037546
How DID he survive that?

>>84038274
Boomer JR.... you poor innocent bastard, you really don't know what you are fucking with. I just hope Deadshot realizes you're actually not even a millionth of the shit your dad was.

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>>84039969
BEST PAGE

>>84039883
there's clearly a market for it and Arrow, of all things--see the digital rankings, and those are not subject to collector whims

>>84039951
>vibro-knux
Knock knock, it's Knuckles?

>plasma gas cannon
Those are two different things!

The fuck were they smoking?

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>>84040013
Pat Mills Satire.

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>>84040006
Dammit Waller, Cliffy was a fucking psychopath and you of all people knew that first hand

>>84040060
Yeah, but he WAS uncomplicated.

>>84039843
Aw, I liked her.

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>>84040078
True, she probably felt she had a good handle on him, as opposed to someone more moral but difficult like Nemesis.

>>84040020
>three grenazers
The fuck is a "grenazer"?

>turbo kick-boots
What.

>power bat
>type unknown
.... There's different types of "power bats"?

Suddenly I feel drunk.

>>84039652
I'm curious to see what July numbers will be

looks like all the big books are on advanced reorder already, so I wonder if the initial orders will be higher than June but they might not go to reprint immediately

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>>84040078
That's the problem with putting keikaku first, you find yourself valuing awful people because they're predictable and disposable, meanwhile good trustworthy people are security risks.

>>84040114
>grenazer
Obviously it's a lazer grenade. Or a grenade lazer. Pat Mills is a saint, a lil bit.

>>84040060
Yeah, but he was totally her buttboy and she's totally sadistic that way and Digger's a corpse.

>>84040104
>I'm seeing double, FOUR RUSTAMS!

>>84040060
>>84040078
>>84040104
Amanda's just sad that she's running out of schmucks to bully. Digger's dead, Cliff's dead... No more punching bags.

>>84040114
That's because you're trying to reason about the comic that gave us "What's your age?" "36...CALIBER!"

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>>84040121
Rick has an A+ trolling game

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>>84039885
He's like a shitty version of Jesus Saiz.

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>>84040220
PROTIP: don't call a woman who can blow you up with her bare hands a 'slut'

>>84040182
GodDAMN, Rick. That is savage.

>>84040181
>"What's your age?" "36...CALIBER!"
....

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>>84040243
make him hurl, Werner!

>>84039039
How many fish did you kill in that swim, ChemWall?

>>84040006
>there's clearly a market for it and Arrow, of all things--see the digital rankings, and those are not subject to collector whims
>comixology top 10 this week is all DC

I don't think I've ever seen that before

>>84040243
Yeah, but this IS William /pol/ler we're talking about here.

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>>84040266
DON'T NEED A JETPACK

>>84040266
I would like Eve to take Heller on a tour.

>>84040282
hell, it's even more impressive that Batman, Titans and Superman all came out last week but they're still in the top ten

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>>84040257
You've never seen those panels? They get posted a lot.

>>84040287
I HAVE HATE!

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>>84040287
hnnnnng dat Floyd

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>>84040360
the Waifu Academy smartasses have it so that you need Oscoins to unlock Peter

2099 of them

>>84040287
>false Aryan
Sorry, what? Heller really IS a /pol/tard.

>>84040319
>Where do you live?
>ON THE EDGE.
This is fucking retarded.

>>84040266
>Twister showed him Black Jesus

>>84040398
It's called satire, dumbass.

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>>84040398
well strap in, because we're reading Punisher 2099 tomorrow

>>84040429
>because we're reading Punisher 2099 tomorrow
Like, the whole thing? Even when Ellis takes over and straight up turns him into Judge Dredd?

>>84040398
Maybe he's Argentinian.

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>>84040472
I've only got the first 20-odd, so we'll read until we get bored

>>84040429
Thanks OP!

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>>84040307
Poor Aquaman

Came out with Flash and Wonder Woman, but Batman and Titans are beating it lol

>>84040425
>"It's satire!" is somehow an excuse for something being retarded
Just because you're writing a deliberately stupid story doesn't mean it somehow stops being stupid. It's still fucking stupid.

>>84040542
>Just because you're writing a deliberately stupid post doesn't mean it somehow stops being stupid. It's still fucking stupid.

>>84040498
Nah, it's just that Werner's a dirty Slav.

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>>84040506
Woops, forgot to give you the whole series. I'll have them uploaded tomorrow.

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>>84040602
this page shows Ostrander had read and understood Nate's run

>>84040554
>"You're stupid because you're disagreeing with me."
So we're doing this now? You're seriously going to resort to preschool-esque "No, YOU!" tactics?

Come now, anon. You're better than that.

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>>84040640
now that's an okay situation to kill in.

>>84040542
It's called having a sense of humor, dumbass.

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>>84040668
Even Eiling knows to be afraid.

>>84040668
Finally! Jesus God-lovin' Christ. Thank you, Bette.

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>>84040641
Besides, everyone in this thread knows you have no sense of humor.

>>84040640
>My armor protects me

He says, from the large hole in his armor.

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>>84040710
Oh Floyd, do you really just want to be Batman?

>>84040640
>>84040668
Based Bette putting an end to this piece of shit.

>>84040683
It's simply not funny though. Turning the Punisher into a Judge Dredd knockoff should be funny, but here it just takes way too far and it becomes shallow and annoying. There's nothing clever here, just lolwacky nonsense.

>>84040602
Jesus
I think we have /pol/ personified

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>>84040762
let's read 2099 in context and see if we dig it, yes?

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>>84040782
Isn't that Trump?

>>84040744
>>84040755
See, now these goofy faces the evil board of directors are making as they get headshotted, that's pretty funny.

>>84040815
No, he's the President who establishes The Purge.

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>>84040811
so can someone explain Overwatch to me?

>>84040811
I'm hearing Dance of the Knights.

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>>84040856
d'awwwww

>>84039969
.45, like real men use

>>84040856
Team Fortress on crack. Blizzard's new super colorful, super characterful, super hectic team shooter game.

>>84040856
>so can someone explain Overwatch to me?

It's a class based FPS. The classes are individual superheroes.

>>84040006
God i fucking love Amanda Waller. She's the most badass woman in comic history.

>>84040842
>The Purge movies are about a utopian America where people get gunned down in the street only one day a year.

https://twitter.com/Manruss/status/746105861651587072

>>84040856
Butts.

>>84040856
>so can someone explain Overwatch to me?
It seems to be Team Fortress 2, but in a cyberpunk setting. With waifus. Cranks out a lot of quality porn too.

>>84040925
That's some lovely jet black humor.

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>>84040886
Ohhhh. I'm no good at shooters.

>>84040886
Spoken like a true shill.
Are you this cringey irl?

>>84040266
>sister showed him... someone else already said it
fuck

>>84040956
I'm not really either, I've only played a little. It's definitely no controller on PC.

>>84040925
Teehee.

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>>84040951
I am SO READY for Prez to come back

that's a great profile shot of the Squad

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>>84041007
she mad

>>84040970
Go away, /v/.

>>84041007
>>84040925
check out Russel's header pic, some good Flintstones stuff

>Trey's Bird Slavery Emporium
>Plato's Cave
>Wammoth Bammoth Thank You Mammoth

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>>84041068
>sweating Waller.jpg

>>84041068
Ha, this is pushing it a bit.

>>84040762
>It's simply not funny though.

Enough people disagree with that sentiment. Comedy is subjective.

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>>84041092
Damn, Rick has powerleveled his trolling.

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>>84041156

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>>84041209
HI EVE

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>>84041228
;___;

thanks for reading, tomorrow we Punisher 2099

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>>84041156
He learned from the best.

>that last panel
Aw! ... Sorta. It's heartwarming is a Suicide Squad way.

>>84041209
UUUU

>>84041237
Thanks for running.

I've only ever read idependent panels of Pun 2099.

I do have a mostly complete Ghost Rider 2099 run, tho.
And like, 5 issues of Ravage 2099?

>>84041237
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

This was nice. Good to have closure even if it's years after the fact.

This Nightshade costume is pretty lame though. Eve, honey, don't fix what ain't broke.

>>84041237
thanks OP!

>>84038722
holy..., r u me? Had the exact same comment

>>84037794
Is that guy an orc?

>>84039714
I still get the feeling Geoff was going to do something with him in his Flash run that wasn't. Like reveal he was connected to the negative speed force or something and have him run out of it in the Zoom corps stuff. I don't know. Just the way he was killed was pretty dumb and you had the plot with Digger and Thawne that didn't go anywhere.

That non-run will haunt me forever.

>>84041209
OH FUCK IT'S ON NOW

>>84038991
>This may explain why some people react so strongly against the whole "PC culture" thing. The idea of not being an asshole may well be a totally alien concept to some.

Some people eventually learn that other people have wants and needs and feelings just like they do, and it's basic kindness to treat those other people the way one or one's loved ones would wish to be treated.

Some people just resent being told to do by others, and ultimately never move past that resentment to be able to fully grasp the lesson that's being taught due to their overwhelming douchebagginess.

Sad but true.

Just like everything else that makes up the human mind, it's a mix of nurture and nature.

>>84040782
It's amazing how, no matter how over the top someone goes to make an evil stupid racist, it's still dead-on for the real ones?

No matter how hard they might protest otherwise?

>>84038929

>Heller.
>hope he dies

If you stop being so angry at rascists for a second you'd realize hes a "Literally who?" on the suicide squad who wants to betray the wall. What do you think happens to him?

>>84038183

There is a god in Belle Reve, her name is amanda Waller

>>84038370

o god, can we put a mask over twister's face? please?

>>84038399

Lookin' Gendo Ikari there, Amanda

>>84038991

But aren't people usually upset about "PC culture" upset because those pro-pc folks are acting like assholes?

>>84047350

PC people are eating each other alive now because some people arent PC enough for them. Same things happening with feminists and SJWs.

>>84038183
*tips*