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Where were you when Joyce realized she had to kill the ultimate parent; GOD?
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What's happening?
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>>84028106
Fuck off

I swear to god I am going to dox you, come to your flat and stab you to death with a screwdriver
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>>84028106
Reading a better comic.
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>>84028106

We Evangelion now
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Why read a comic that you hate? What do you gain from it?
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>>84028287
Do it. Save me from this hell.
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>>84028567

Well.

>Bile Fascination
>Shameful waifus
>To parody it
>To critique it
>To think up amusing ways to make the author shit himself in anger
>To come here and enjoy the company of likeminded individuals who not only discuss the comic and its/its authors faults, but occasional engage in discussion regarding relevant issues
>Guilty Pleasure
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>>84028567
We read it ironically

But Seriously, for me it was out of curiosity. For half of it, it's not that bad actually. It turns to shit when Becky shows up.
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>>84028106
>Where were you when Joyce realized she had to kill the ultimate parent; GOD?
kek
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>>84028106
Coincidentally, playing SMT.

...May a drawfag draw a crossover?
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>>84028106
PTSD?
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>>84028106
Do religious people actually do this creepy shit or is that just Willis exaggerating things because of how fedora he is?
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>>84028106
I suppose Fourze, Mufasa, and every soldier that's ever died in combat are now inexplicably evil then?
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>>84028736
what creepy shit are you referring to?
the "I will die for you Becky" thing?

there are crazy fuckers in every religion. most christians are normal.
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>>84028736
I don't know how Willis' parents acted but I've never met a religious person in my life that went full Hitler about it. Odd eggs are found in every group.
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>>84028771
>>84028792
I was actually referring to the cult-like group chanting
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>>84028736

They do. I wouldn'the be surprised if he got the lyrics from an actual hymn.
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>>84028736
A little of both
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>>84028736
They're called hymns
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>>84028736
It's a group song pray. Church's do this all the time. Are you new to real life?
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>>84028736
> Singing in a church
> Creepy
It's really not any creepier than posting on an anonymous image board.
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>>84028769
Yes. Only assassins are free of sin
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>>84028799
They're singing, mate.
Have you never been in a church?

It's an actual song, Methodists are super into it.
t. Methodist
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>>84028567
Any one got that cap were Peter Parker is so angry he is almost enjoying it
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>>84028799
>His religion doesn't sing
Top lame, anon. Find a fun religion.
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>>84028841
>Have you never been in a church?

No. I imagine that's why it all looks so fucking weird to me. It was a genuine question.
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Prediction: Joyce is going to turn into a gay atheist at the end of this comic.
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>>84028799
they're singing m8, not chanting

you're supposed to be "filled with joy" at the thought of God and part of how you express it is singing.

most churches nowadays project the words by powerpoint onto a screen where everyone can see, but some are really old-school and still have hymn books in the pews. it's usually 3-4 songs, and then they get down to the pastor's message of the day.

I went to a church where they spent a solid half hour on songs. the whole service was always at least an hour, sometimes an hour and a half. my attitude about going to church completely changes when the service is no more than 30-40 minutes
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>>84028890
Well, people normally go to church at about 8 or 9 in the morning and don't leave until at least noon. One of the ways we fill the time is a sing-a-long.
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>>84028890
There's a lot of singing in churches. Just exactly WHAT they sing depends on the denomination and/or how much money they have.

In Joyce's case, this appears to be one of those mega-churches who can afford a band and licensed music.
In Catholic and Orthodox churches, the songs are generally more traditional hymns.
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>>84028567
I like making fun of it.
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>>84028890
Oh, my apologies then.
Where I grew up, it's pretty weird to not go to SOME sort of church.
Though we did mock the Catholic kids endlessly.

For all the shit people talk about religion, they do a good job raising kids to be good people on the whole. There are always a few bad eggs, but most of the people who swalled some healthy religion turned out well because of it.

Religious schooling is a fucking nightmare, don't send your kids to that.
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>>84028906
Thanks captain
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Willis really needs to get over his childhood.
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>>84028838
Joyce can never go to Disney's animal kingdom again
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>>84028567
Well... the edits are pretty good.
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>>84028736
>do nerds do this creepy shit or is willis exagerrating it because of how normie he is?

I ain't even religious, I just have family who is. Some people can be insufferable about it, some are hypocrites. Some, hand to fucking god, read between the lines and get that the whole system is meant to make you a better person who functions in society.

shit ain't perfect but it kept a roof over my head and some religious folk do charity so it's not all bad.
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>>84028285
She's at church singing about how cool it is that god came down as Jesus to die for them and she's drawing parallels with Becky's dad who tried to kidnap her at gunpoint stating that he's willing to die to protect Becky from being gay.
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>>84029022
>how dare you ruin her character by making her act like a real person?
>that's not how I designed Captain Wacky!
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>>84029022
Pic not related, surely. That's an emotionless borefest worthy of QC or old school Ctrl+Alt+Del.
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>>84029022
Too "Hallmark Channel". Needs more personality.
How about we have Becky flip the bird to her father as she talks about becoming a scientist? It doesn't have to be a specific field of study; just "a scientist" or "a fucking scientist" will do.
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>>84028957
agree on all accounts. I don't think I'd have turned out to be the well-rounded person I am today without religion. I still consider myself christian but I'm figuring a few things out.

that being said, I did go through a really awful, bigoted phase. telling atheists they were going to hell and I'd pray for them, being super uncomfortable around gay people, etc. I see a lot of myself in Joyce when it comes to her feeling conflicted about what's right and wrong when it comes to her friends.

I did go to christian schools for a while, but they weren't so bad because they weren't boarding schools. we just went to chapel on wednesdays, prayed before snacks, and the teachers weren't afraid to answer questions about God.
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>>84029062
Even though normally with story telling this would be an opportunity to have a struggle between what's right and wrong but since the topic issue, Becky, that it's Willis the end result will be "Christians are bad."
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>>84029343
Religion is a finicky business. I grew up with a lot of questions about God, and nobody wanted to answer them with anything other than "have faith".
For a kid who wanted to be an engineer more than anything, that shit does not fly.

I'm still kinda reconciling my religious upbringing with what I "know" is true, what I can prove empirically to myself. It's hard to keep the fundamental concepts of the scientific method intect when talking about God, since religion places such an emphasis on a blind trust.

I dunno, anon. I really appreciate the values of community and tolerance that it inspires. The kindness and generosity of my church blows me away whenever I come.
There are just so many people that miss the point of the lessons, who use it as a soapbox for their agendas and abandon the concepts of social betterment.

What a can of worms. Thanks for reading my blog.
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>>84028285
Advanced straw grasping
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>>84028106
So this isn't an edit?
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>>84028799
The weekly sing along is far and away the best part of Christianity. Even if you don't believe it fun and a great way to build community bonds
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>>84029343
>that being said, I did go through a really awful, bigoted phase. telling atheists they were going to hell and I'd pray for them, being super uncomfortable around gay people, etc. I see a lot of myself in Joyce when it comes to her feeling conflicted about what's right and wrong when it comes to her friends.
B-but according to Christian doctrine Atheists will go to hell.
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>>84029742
Yup, it's tomorrow's strip
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>>84028567
It's fun to riff on it and it's asshole author.

What do you people gain from coming into these threads just to complain that they exist? Just ignore them. Nobody's forcing you to read them.
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>>84029512
>I'm still kinda reconciling my religious upbringing with what I "know" is true, what I can prove empirically to myself. It's hard to keep the fundamental concepts of the scientific method intect when talking about God, since religion places such an emphasis on a blind trust.
Yep, exactly

>I dunno, anon. I really appreciate the values of community and tolerance that it inspires. The kindness and generosity of my church blows me away whenever I come.
There are just so many people that miss the point of the lessons, who use it as a soapbox for their agendas and abandon the concepts of social betterment.
Yep, exactly. This is why I'm so conflicted about having kids. On the one hand, I want to raise them with the same values I have now--but the only way I came to solid conclusions about those values was travelling a long, rocky road from literal interpretation of the bible to a more worldly view. I don't know if I can replicate that result with my own kids, and I fear that if I raise them without that "journey" of figuring things out, they'll end up shallow and their values won't hold when challenged.

Blog friends. :)
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>>84029799
I think I missed the previous strip.
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>>84029343
They will go to hell, don't worry
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>>84029778
>B-but according to Christian doctrine Atheists will go to hell.
Jesus died for all sinners, anon. would God condemn someone who'd never heard his word, and thus never had a chance to form a belief in Him, to hell? I've reached the conclusion, "no". Jesus died for everyone. It doesn't matter if we think something is a sin or not. Jesus died for everyone.
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>>84029512
>religion places such an emphasis on a blind trust.


Well that isn't true
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>>84029821
it was a strip about Carla, Billy and Ruth yesterday so don't worry about it
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>>84028799
You have never been to a church, have you?
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>>84029838
Well that's new. I'm pretty sure acceptance of Jesus is a requirement for salvation.
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>>84028285
IT'S THE
TRIGGERING

PATRIARCHY HAS RUINED EVERYTHING ONCE AGAIN!
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>>84029413
I hope not. She stayed Christian in the original continuity and it wasn't presented as a bad thing. She just rejected more of the unkind and unreasonable parts of her fundamentalist teaching.
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remind me

Joyce's mother is the only one who can't get over Becky being a lesbian, the rest of the church and her dad are fine with it?
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>>84029930
>She stayed Christian in the original continuity
That was a different Willis.
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>>84029996
It was only a couple years ago and he has Christian characters who aren't shits still, they just don't get much screen time because kind people are boring.
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His only crime was not killing Becky when he had the shot.
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>>84029778
Depends on the doctrine. Most denominations consider it more important to live a good life than to obey the letter of the bible.

Matthew 6:5-6
5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
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Fuck he's messing with some heavy theological shit here.

fuck ups gonna be great
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>>84028736
That line is about how Jesus died for everyone's sake.
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>>84028771
I don't see why a father saying "I will die for you" to his child is creepy. That's one of the things I would expect from a good father, to be willing to risk his life to protect his children. My sister feel from a moving tour boat (whale watching tour in Boston) when she was too young to know how to swim, and even though she had a life jacket on my dad dove into the water after her, without thinking. They both survived, luckily, and I know my dad would do it all over again.

Now, the reason Toedad is saying I'll die for you may be creepy, religious fanaticism and protecting his daughter from "bad influences", but still, Dads being willing to die for their children isn't creepy in my eyes.
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>>84030144
>Now, the reason Toedad is saying I'll die for you may be creepy, religious fanaticism and protecting his daughter from "bad influences"
this is what I was referring to. the "I'll die for you" thing isn't a problem in and of itself
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repostan.
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so i don't remember all of the evil dad arc, he was irredeemable right? she won't be like 'he wanted to help but was crazy and had no idea how to so i pity him but cut him out'? she gets the power of parent's love? like that's part of the jesus thing too!

maybe this ends with her freaking out at parents over thinking they don't love her.
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>>84029329
WILLIS IS IN THE THREAD
ABANDON SHIP
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>>84030183
Man, this is tons better than DOA.
Kudos to you, dewd.
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>>84030192
Honestly, the worst thing about the arc was that it seems like Joyce was more affected by it than Becky, and that's fucking retarded.
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It occurred to me how the new strip is very ripe for exploitation.

An example will follow after this post.
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>>84030183
Why is Black Joyce dating Fred from Scooby Doo?
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>god is the villian
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>>84030252
This is the example.

If you know how to Photoshop, you'll want to separate the blue to its own layer, sandwich what you want to fill in the fourth panel under that, and then use the Overlay layer style on the blue fill.
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>>84030278
you son of a bitch
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>>84028771
>being willing to die for your own child is creepy and religious
okay.
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>>84028957
>Religious schooling is a fucking nightmare, don't send your kids to that
Nigga, Catholic Schooling is leagues above the retarded Public Schools
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>>84030252
There could be good maymays made out of this.
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>>84030336

they're both totally fucked in totally different ways. no need to compete
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>>84030329
Depends on the context, lad.
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>>84028106
This is wrong. Realistically she should have smiled more at the end, realizing how great of a dad she has.
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>>84030446
That's not her dad. That's her friend's dad who held them both at gun point.
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>>84030031
>They don't get much screen time
That's the only reason they haven't been ruined. Yet.
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>>84030329
Forcing your child into a car at gun point before announcing your intention to die is pretty damn creepy
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>>84030278

posted.

t. tumblranon

Also if someone has screencaps of Willis's reaction to Brexit that would be great.
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>>84030634
Why do you have a crush on Willis? He's married.
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>>84029813
That's why you should teach them philosophy, particularly the classical education of Greek and Roman philosophers that British kids used to be forced to learn.
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>>84028715
Willis is exactly the kind of pleb who probably thinks it's all Persona 4.

And I say this as someone who likes Devil Survivor.
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>>84028106
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>>84028680

Think of it as performing literary analyses as a group.

For me, I used to enjoy the comic, and it just kept going further and further downhill. I want it to be a good comic, but every time it fails to be anything other than a steaming turd, it's frustrating.

We just want to enjoy our trainwreck in peace.
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>>84030867
What made it cross the line to un-enjoyable to you?
I ask as someone who still likes the comic while seeing that, yes, it has lots of problems.
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>>84028567
we get to talk about how much better we are then those people who read our favorite comics and bitch about them on twitter

obviously
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>>84030902
There was a point for me where it just felt like an exercise in misery. Nothing good had happened to the characters in forever, and it was just kind of exhausting to look at. Buuuuut I have a very strong sense of curiosity and couldn't help but go back to it after a couple of days.

I have a bit of an obsession with comics, pretty much with whatever I can find, so it's really hard for me to actually give a comic up.

The official moment when I realized I had to stop trying to trick myself into liking it was a strip where Willis doubled back over himself to ruin his own punchline. I'll go find it, but it was when Becky was inviting people to Joyce's dorm party and she's told to look out for Billie. She makes a dumb joke about Billie's alcoholism and runs into her. She gets a good follow-up to it, Beetlejuice-style. Then Billie says she was standing there the whole time. The Beetlejuice joke was great, but Joyce warning Becky and Billie saying that she was there the whole time just ruined a perfectly good punchline. Willis just tries so, so hard to be clever and always ruins anything that could be funny.

I posted on a forum about wanting to quit reading it originally, when I realized the strip was too depressing, so I'm going to go check the date stamp on there and digure out when that was. And I'll go find the Beetlejuice strip while I'm at it.
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Mary is CUTE
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>>84028736
There are some that do, but those have gone so far off the deep end that they will ignore significant amounts of the religion to justify their own hate.
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>>84030266
What software did you use for this?
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>>84031268
Oh hey that was my drawing.
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>>84031416
Thanks again for fulfilling the request.
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Posting hymns for anons who aren't familiar with the concept. I should note beforehand, all of these videos are hilariously cheesy, because they were almost certainly made by church leaders with no concept of cool.

Here's the one they're singing in the comic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjTT2bqKk0
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Also, I'm starting with the American christian rock type stuff, since that's what I grew up with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbqPQkH5HYA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU0MwNpRq6M
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Standing back a little, the tune for this one does sound a little cult-like. Still one of my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHvO4xoEh4
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Last one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xRWWG2Wuds
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>>84028736
The singing? It's a celebration thing, kind of like a group prayer that's meant to be fun depending on whether it's more of an upbeat song or a hymn. Basically it's meant to celebrate God through song and while it's kinda weird in a modern context it's a pretty traditional thing. That being said, musical worship has never really resonated with me and I can't really understand how some people can get so into it.

>>84028803
It's an actual song. A little close to christian rock than a hymn though.
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>>84031618
I think music just resonates with some people. You seem similar stuff at non-christian concerts, too. Personally, I couldn't get in to the freeform structure of it all, and much prefer the really rigid traditional structure and hymns you find with old churches.
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>>84031198
>There was a point for me where it just felt like an exercise in misery. Nothing good had happened to the characters in forever, and it was just kind of exhausting to look at.

That sounds like criticism I've seen for Funky Winkerbean from places outside of /co/.
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>>84028957
>Religious schooling is a fucking nightmare, don't send your kids to that.
I went to a christian college and fuck that was a mistake. First year was enjoyable enough since I was still excited about college but by the second year I had figured out that most of the students, while nice, were judgemental and extremely sheltered and considered me an oddity for going to public school.

I did really enjoy the animation program though and since most of the animators are already weirdos they tended to be the most normal people at the school.
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>>84031198
>>>84030902

Okay, so I did some digging and figured some stuff out.

I made a post about wanting to quit the day that this was posted: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/commandments/

This is not long before Toedad shows up. That was the point where I just started feeling like I wasn't up to reading about college drama, but that was very situational. I was teaching English 100 at that point and was in a pretty bad depressive episode. But I realized around here that I couldn't tell if I didn't like it because I was depressed or if I just didn't like it anymore.

It helped me to start looking at it a little more critically, because I had a VERY full plate and didn't want to waste time on a comic that, at the time (since I was teaching actual freshmen) felt incredibly petty, especially with how some of my students were behaving.

This January, I posted some snark about Willis enjoying the suffering of his readers and was told that I should probably take a break from reading it if I was getting stressed out by it.

Here's the strip that ran that day: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/meetcute/

And this is the one where he ruined a perfectly good (if a bit stupid) Beetlejuice joke: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/shaping/

It was infuriating that he was trying to fit like 3 punchlines into one strip.

I took a few days off and ended up coming back out of morbid curiosity. I started just looking at it one week at a time, more or less.

Then, recently, I got fed up with it and checked to see if I could blow off some steam here. I think it was during the Carla/Mary arc since it was getting so ridiculous and childish and all of his readers loved it to the point of absurdity.

For context, I started reading DoA during its first week, so I've watched it slowly go downhill from a reasonable slice-of-life comic to an unending drama machine.
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>>84031416
Who's the bee girl?
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>>84031896
I have no idea, it was part of the request so I just drew her.
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>>84031896
Some inflation fetish OC.
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>>84029840

That's literally what faith is.
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>>84028560
Joe/Joyce porno?
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>>84032110
You're mostly right. I'm not that anon, but in general Christians aren't a big fan of describing their trust in God as being blind. There's nothing that says you shouldn't search out the answers yourself, and I have a lot of distaste for Christians who answer any question about their theology with "faith." I ran into the same thing as that anon as a kid, where people just didn't have the answers, and it was maddening. My parents were better about it, and openly admitted when they just didn't know the answer, which sort of propelled me to just go look it up myself. The internet has been great in that regard.
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>>84028799
It's a hymn by Charles Wesley (early English Methodist and songwriter) called "And Can it Be (that I should gain). This is it being performed on the BBC programme "Songs of Praise", which is nothing but hymns

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>>84031506
Is this really common? It's always more... solemn, I suppose, when I go to church. Could be because of the Nuns.

I really like this one that's regularly sung at the Festival of Remembrance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI
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>>84032267
>Is this really common?
Yeah, hugely. Pretty much all American protestants worship this way. I'm not as much of a fan, which is part of why I switched to Episcopalian.
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>>84032302
Good Lord.


htts://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp6rdAgRrY
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>>84032534
We can't all afford a full orchestra m8, but every town's got some college kids with a guitar and a set of drums.
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>>84032563
Oh I know. We've got a barely working organ and a choir that's more enthusiastic than skilled. I just like that one and it was linked on youtube. A version was played at my Mum's funeral along with Thine Be The Glory.
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>>84032618
My mom made me promise we'd play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZQxH_8raCI at her funeral. Americans are actively anti-traditional.
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>>84031835
>For context, I started reading DoA during its first week, so I've watched it slowly go downhill from a reasonable slice-of-life comic to an unending drama machine.

The way you say it makes it sound like Willis went full Funky Winkerbean
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>>84032700
The irony being Willis hates Funky Winkerbean
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>>84032700
That's honestly what it felt like to me.

It started off with just all the characters interacting in normal college situations--class, dating, and all that jazz.

I was fine even through the rape attempt and a lot of the other shenanigans, because I could justify a lot of it. Then Becky came and proceeded to be more annoying than Walky, and it was like she brought the Funky Winkerbean with her. Nothing good has happened in-universe since she showed up.

It has been ridiculous soap-opera drama since then. There were at least moments of levity in between stories before, but it has mostly been tragic and depressing.

And before anyone says that Dina's storyline wasn't depressing, don't forget that she KNOWS that Becky is still hung up on Joyce, yet she is heavily depending on her for social interaction.
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>>84032844
Something like this seems to happen in most of his comics. I don't actually read DoA, because I dropped Shortpacked after Malaya was introduced. Completely insufferable.
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>>84032700

funky's good tho
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>>84032700
>I've watched it slowly go downhill from a reasonable slice-of-life comic to an unending drama machine.

Willis just can't help himself. This is the 3rd time it's happened in his webcomics.
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>>84030033
I'm ashamed of not picking up on this earlier, but deceptress isn't a word.
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How long do we have before Joyce goes full fedora? Will there be anything to redeem DoA at that point?
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>>84030634
>Willis's reaction to Brexit
the fuck does he have to do with it? He's American.
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>>84033033
He's got no reason to changes he's surrounded himself with a gang of sycophants who can't tell the difference between mature and edgy. I expect he will just keep grinding out the same shit until he finally drops dead while pleasuring himself with a gen1 Optomus Prime
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>>84033201
And while pee-y and poop-y and barf-y.
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>>84028106
>instead of realizing that your dad, for all his flaws, still loves you enough to sacrifice his life and well-being to try and save you
>now think that anything associated with that all-encompassing, self-sacrificial love is in reality evil and controlling

What makes this extra tragic is that I know several people who have gone this way. Christians are first and foremost called to be Christ to those around us, and fucking that up leads people to a mistaken example of not just what it means to be a Christian, but what the Christian concept of God IS.

I can't even bitch at Willis for this. This is probably the exact same shit he went through in real life.
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>>84032663
All these Christian songs, and you don't link the very best?

For shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w2b033DXCw
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>>84033197
Because it's the beginning of the end for us all.
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>>84033230
This is a completely ridiculous rendition of a really good song.
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>>84033197

Yeah but given how moviebob had a massive twitter meltdown and both Jeph Jacques and Dobson have been crying, I figured there'd be some funny self-righteous indignation from Willis to have a laugh at.
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>>84033230
>Christian praise and worship songs

Get on my level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrF1ylQQZyc
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>>84033285
I can't even figure out why they care. Is it just tribalism? Like, the people I generally agree with globally just lost, I'd better be sad.
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>>84030634
>>84033197
Not that guy, but it doesn't matter if he's American or not. Everybody has an opinion on the Brexit.

I don't have screencaps, but I can greentext because that's lazier.

>2016: the year white people started freeeaaaaking the fuck ouuuuuut

>22nd century textbook: oh hey remember the years leading up to 2046 when white people stopped being the majority and they just effin LOST it

>(22nd century textbooks will actually say that because between then and now mexico reclaimed texas)

>RT @damnyouwillis 22nd century textbooks will be oral histories of the atomic end of society, passed down from survivor to mutant-children

>ha ha ha, those 2016 tweets brought other whitey-mcwhite-whites to yell at me
>
>i'm a "cuck" in 5.... 4... 3... 2...

>RT Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting

>RT 'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.
Okay, this one's pretty funny. But again, it's a Retweet.

>RT A quote to remember for the rest of forever: A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

>just label the lady "LEAVE" and the dude "UK" and you have your political cartoons for the morning, you're welcome
>http://outofcontextmaryworthpanels.tumblr.com/post/146270536243

>really wish #brexit were the breakfast nutritional supplement product it sounds like

>RT I swear to fucking god, this better just be an INCREDIBLY poorly-planned promotion for the new Independence Day film.

>because of dumbing of age's sliding timescale, jason now decided to come to america to escape britain's burning husk

>"why are there so many brits in dumbing of age's math(s) department?"
>well, the british isles, mortified, fell into the sea suddenly

And that's it.
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Christians creep me out. Religion isn't supposed to be joyous.

I'm Jewish. We don't sing, we mumble.
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>>84033342
>catholic idolatry

every time
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>>84033371
You guys are still waiting, though. The savior came and did his thing, what's not to celebrate? Messianic Jews get it.
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>>84033376
>not venerating the Blessed Mother
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>>84033357
>Everybody has an opinion on the Brexit.

I don't know enough about international trade to comment on that situation. I heard good arguments for and against leaving,and now that they've committed to it, I think the most necessary thing for Americans is to continue to support them as partners in trade and foreign policy security
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>>84033396
>claiming anyone but God is without sin
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>>84033227
I'm not sure we need to read that deeply into it. It could just be that the words of the song remind her of the traumatic incident she suffered. I understand that's often how it goes, perfectly innocuous thibgs gain powerful negative associations that be hard to shake off.
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>>84033395
Chabad thinks Rebbe Scheerson was the Messiah, and they still mumble like the rest of us.
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>>84033349
It's a bit of a double-edged sword, but for the most part people seem to be compressing the complexity of the issues to xenophobia and anti-Communism.
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>>84033430
Let me rephrase that: Everybody who thinks their opinion matters (when, of course, it doesn't) has an opinion on the Brexit.
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>>84033444

Ah yeah, I can see that. I remember going to my grandfather's funeral when I was thirteen, and they played "How Great Thou Art" when bringing forward the casket. Great hymn, really joyous subject material, but man it was years before I could hear that song without tearing up.
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>>84033450
They can't really think that that's the only thing it does, though, can they? That's such a simplistic view of the issue, and ignores the majority of the Leave campaign's arguments.
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>>84033442
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>>84033492
good demonstration of value
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>>84032942
I would say that Funky's better than its regular complainers make it out to be. But really the observation is more due to what >>84032786 says though.
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>That's such a simplistic view of the issue,

Welcome to modern political commentary. If you can't condense your position down to a 140-character tweet or an image macro on Facebook, no one is going to bother reading or understanding it.
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>>84033536
Pictures of anime girls displaying various emotions are how I pay tribute to the tradition of slaughtering heretics my ancestors fought for.
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>>84032267
>because of the Nuns
I dunno, man. I was raised Catholic and went to Catholic school for 10 years and for the most part our music was pretty lively, save Lent. A lot of it depends on who's directing the music, though, all the youtube version I can find are way slower than I'm used to. I still remember a ton of them even though I don't go to church anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE_Ei6JRl1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbNXqjwh8is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYL7KrYnfL0
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>>84033568
I've just always assumed that, beyond that, people still recognized that the issues were bigger than they could get across so succinctly, and were just using that to drive points home. Politicians don't actually believe that soundbites cover the whole issue, but they use them anyway.
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>>84033197
>He's American.

Therefore he has an opinion on everything whether or not it concerns him.
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>>84033430
All day I've been hearing all kinds of hysterical crazynesss. Never thought I'd have to come to /co/ for a sensible respons
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>>84033607
>Lord of the Dance

mah fuckin nigga
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>>84033607

Hooray for the vaguely-heretical lyrics of post-Vatican II songs.

I grew up on a lot of those too, but as I've gotten older, I've gotten a taste for more traditional songs.

Still have a soft spot for this one though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FbycDXxXk
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>>84033669
Man, this thread is just full of the good stuff. It's amazing how many amazingly good songs you can pick up after a couple millenia of collective songwriting.
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>>84033610
Um no that's the problem the campaign was almost entirely fought on emotional grounds with very little effort to convey the real complexities.
This has American leftists worried because they see Trump using the same strategy and he is much much better at it than they are
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>>84033750
Honestly, I'm not sure how Remain could have fought on any ground other than emotional. Their only real argument is that no one knows what will happen when the UK leaves. It's purely based on the fear of the unknown. Leave at least got to point out all of the ways the UK could benefit from not being subject to an unaccountable group of politicians from other countries.
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>>84033607
>A lot of it depends on who's directing the music
This is definitely true in our case, the current prioress is a lot more staunchly traditional and as they had their organ refurbished and a classically trained pianist/organist as part of their community they go for a grander sound these days. Some years ago they had a more sandals and happy-clappy boss.

They're generally lovely people but they prefer to be left to their own devices most of the time, which is fair enough given its an enclosed order.

>>84033342
Amen, bro/sis/yr holiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Yi-WGG-6c
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>>84033808

I got into this conversation with my aunt and uncle and they both said that they wanted Britain to stay despite the EU's problems to "stick it out".
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>>84033750
As a leftist I hope trump wins. Trump and Clinton are both comic book supervillain levels of evil, I'd rather my side doesn't get blamed for the impending apocalypse.
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>>84033857
I keep trying to figure out how you guys actually nominated someone more openly corrupt than Nixon. You're right, though, we're gonna get fucked. I'll vote third party, but this is going to be a bad term, almost certainly.
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>>84033857

Funny, I'm a conservative and I'm pretty much that way at this point with Hillary.

Whoever wins, we're fucked. The main fight at this point is going to be over Senate/House positions, and it's unclear how much Trump or Hillary is going to impact those races right now.
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>>84033890
Because she owns the party. Look at the delegate distribution, she has every superdelegate. It's the most blatantly unfair primary ever.
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>>84033890
> I'll vote third party

Fuck at this point I'm writing in a vote for an extinction-level meteor impact because I can't even bring myself to support the Libertarian ticket.
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>>84033926

I know a lot of republicans who were rooting for Hillary, partially because Bernie was perceived to be a weaker candidate in a general election, but also because they just wanted to see someone upend the apple cart on the Dem's side.
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>>84033837
The 80s/90s had some fun contemporary Christian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuFvhjEO0Ao
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>>84033942
Vote sanders damn it. He still has a chance if people are pissed enough.
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>>84033942
Johnson's not perfect, but he was a good governor. He's good enough for me, I guess. I don't know.
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>>84033965
>rooting for HIllary
Fuck, meant "rooting for Bernie"
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>>84033980
This is not even remotely true. There has never been a more delusional fanbase than Sanders supporters.
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>>84033982

Eh, I've heard some analysis on his fiscal spending during his time as Governor to cast some suspicion on his claims of keeping the budget in balance. I also don't really like the Libertarians' severely isolationist foreign policy stances.
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>>84034020
He's not really even that isolationist in comparison to other politicians. He's a non-interventionist, but that's about it.

Mostly, I feel certain that between him and every other candidate running, he's the most likely to balance the budget, reign in the NSA, and reduce burdensome regulations. You vote for whoever is most likely to represent your top issues.
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>>84033808
It's actually semi-rational if you look at it from the perspective of all those ex-Labour voters in the North or the ex-lib-dem agricultural areas in East Anglia - they've been let down by nigh on thirty years of politicians who've all promised to do help make things better and it hasn't noticeably improved. In some ways its actually got worse, in part because immigration has meant there's a lot more competition for a dwindling number of low skilled jobs. That drives prices down at a national level, which does the economy some good, but does sweet FA for ordinary people. Given that the status quo fucks them over, why not vote out? Could it really get any worse? Osborne, Cameron and the other elites can say its the apocalypse all they like, they've been so untrustworthy in the past that its not worth believing. Not like Corbyn's any better, mind you. He was a Bennite anti-EU Labour man for donkey's years, but he jettisoned his principles to help keep the parliamentary labour party from stabbing him in the back (they're still going to get him anyway).

Its been really eye-opening watching supposedly left wing Guardian readers going into full on "FUCKING PLEBS" mode. What happened to solidarity with the workers, guys? You don't have to like them, but you should at least TRY and understand where they're coming from.
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>>84034001
Vote third party anyway. Both primary candidates are a shit show. We have never had a stronger chance to create a third political party (5% of the national vote) than right now. And that will send a message.
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>>84034091

I wouldn't be surprised if a large number of Republicans either break to make a Constitutionalist party, or join the Libertarians over Trump. I'd be one of them.
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>>84034091
Yeah, I'm voting Libertarian. Sanders isn't even going to be running, though.
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>now think that anything associated with that all-encompassing, self-sacrificial love is in reality evil and controlling
>>84033444
>I'm not sure we need to read that deeply into it.
No, that's exactly it. Her mom said invoked the same die for you stuff in defense of someone who threatened her daughter with a gun.

Although the original case was definitely Ross perverting that idea so that he could threaten to do hurt Becky, Joyce and bystanders and feel justified taking the consequences (dying in a shootout with police). I'm not sure what Carol meant by it. I'm assuming she will use it to manipulate Joyce to her will before the trip is over, though.
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>>84028287
Now that's edgy as FUCK.
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>>84034106
depending on the political climate at the time I'll either write in sanders or vote green party. Stein got like 1.2% last time which is pretty good. The green party plan is just to break 5% so they qualify for federal campaign funding.
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>implying anyone claimed as such
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>>84028957
>Religious schooling is a fucking nightmare, don't send your kids to that
Oh fuck off, I went to a christian highschool and it was the best decision I made. Granted it was not catholic which is what most think of im sure.
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>>84034069
The thing is there also seems to be a split based on age. Plenty of younger workers were for Stay, because of the feeling that Leave would fuck over their generation even more.
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>>84034121
I don't get how people struggle to understand the complications of seeing a friend or family member do something reprehensible. Of course, Joyce's mom is going to do what she can to empathize with someone she knows personally. She still recognizes it was wrong, but she likes him personally and doesn't want to completely condemn him. It's like all those people made that that guys parents would fight for him, even though he obviously raped a chick. They're his fucking parents, what do you expect? That they're going to immediately disown him and throw him out on the street?
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>>84034150
Go read the Ineffabilis Deus you ignorant mother fucker
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>>84034166
Catholic school here, it's probably the worst private school option. Catholicism is more of a culture than a religion in some ways, and their children are poorly disciplined, in my experience.
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>>84034166

I'm a little biased because I went to Catholic school from K-12 and had a pretty great experience. Only a couple of major complaints looking back on it now, first of all that our science department was woefully underfunded and chemistry and physics classes kind of sucked because of the lack of working equipment and materials.

Secondly, at the point I went to the school, it was pretty light on the "catholic" part and I wound up being forced to reteach myself a lot of stuff about Catholic doctrine and history on my own, when I went to college and for the first time was forced to account for my faith from people who weren't assumed to believe the same thing as I did. I stuck with being Catholic. A lot of people I graduated with didn't because they left the school with mistaken understandings and vague contradictions regarding what the Church actually teaches.
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>>84034242
>and their children are poorly disciplined, in my experience.

I actually teach at a Catholic school right now. That's pretty much the opposite of what happens, although the threat of "if you don't shape up we can expel you" often can get the parents on board to actually take accountability for their kid's actions. But to take things that far is pretty rare in my experience.
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>>84034259
>Only a couple of major complaints looking back on it now, first of all that our science department was woefully underfunded and chemistry and physics classes kind of sucked because of the lack of working equipment and materials.


>not devoting your resources to studying and teaching about God's creation

heathens.
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>>84028957
Catholic grade & high school, it overall wasn't too different from the public school I transferred from other than weekly mass and required religion class. Hell, in high school I actually got better sex ed because they weren't required to be abstinence only.
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>>84034259
I think Catholic religion classes are too light, honestly. They should be tackling the complicated apologetics as preparation for the outside world. I have a lot of issues with Catholicism, but their doctrine is impressive in its internal consistency.
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>>84034322

The school as a whole is pretty strapped for cash, they had a big capital campaign several years back to try and fix some things around the school, like sponsoring an expanded music program and restocking/rebuilding the science department, but then the recession hit in 2008 and most of the money got eaten up by important repairs elsewhere in the building (new heating system, roof repair, etc).
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>>84034356
>They should be tackling the complicated apologetics as preparation for the outside world
Such as?
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>>84028769

GENTARO IS FOR FRIENDSHIP NOT EVIL.
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>>84034356

Indeed, I wish those classes stressed the history of the church more because I learned a fuckton of things about Catholicism through my secular university classes for a religious studies minor that focused on just basic Judeo-Christian tradition.

It seems like a lot of conversion stories I've heard start out with "so I started to research the history of Christianity to prove Catholics wrong" and I wish more religious education programs took that tack to really explain the story of how we got here, rather than "this is how things are" and basic Bible study.
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>>84034398
What happens to people who've never heard the gospel?
Why has the church abandoned only some of the Old Testament laws?
What did it mean for God to "harden the Pharaoh's heart"?

There's tons of stuff in Christianity that needs real critical thought, and Catholicism has some of the best resources in the world for approaching it.
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>>84034181
True. It's tricky to generalise, and working out exactly what happened will take time.

I'm pretty sure a lot of Brexit voters have clammed up so as not to get tarred and feathered though, if they were ever open about it at all. The people I spoke to who were open about their intention to vote leave were either old enough or secure enough in their jobs to not give a shit or else so desperate to stick one to Cameron and friends that they wanted to send a message. Everyone else was really furtive. It was like trying to have a conversation between spies meeting in Cold War Berlin or something, it was weird.
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>>84028106
What would be Joyce's team?
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>>84034468
>Why has the church abandoned only some of the Old Testament laws?

I would love to hear this.
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>>84034477
It's a bad culture for discourse, and it's just as bad in the rest of the west. We shouldn't be blackballing people for having a different opinion.
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>>84034468

Science teacher here (I'm actually >>84034294 )

There is a difference between memorizing talking points and actually understanding the basis of those answers and how they have developed. I don't claim to be a canon lawyer, but I know enough about the major points of the Catechism to know where to look for answers if I hit one that I don't know off-hand.

More importantly than just having an answer to respond to those questions though, is being able to demonstrate those concepts in your own life and actions. God knows I've been in enough religious discussions here on the internet to know that providing the "correct" answer a lot of times isn't enough to convince someone else. Providing personal witness helps a lot more.

The issue here is not having students coming out KNOWING the correct answers, but not having impressed upon them the important of why they should be Catholic in the first place.
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>>84034121
>I'm assuming she will use it to manipulate Joyce to her will before the trip is over, though.
she definitely will. allegedly it's what his mom says all the time when conversations aren't going her way
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/133847635397/i-dont-talk-to-my-mom-anymore-whenever-we-had
my parents would do shit like this but it always in the context of dumb shit "Anon, my child, the one whom I gave life, the one who I would die for, please let me buy Boardwalk from you" fuck you mom, i gotta get paid
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>>84034526
I don't know the full Catholic doctrine, since I'm not one of them, but I can explain it in part. They believe that in dying for our sins, Jesus fulfilled the promise of the Old Testament and rendered most of the old law, tied to the old covenant, moot. The greater question, that I can't answer, is how they decided which were still relevant to keep. Likely has to do with Paul.
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>>84034526
>I would love to hear this.

There are different types of laws in the OT. Most of the ones that Christians are free to disregard are ritual temple laws. Since Jesus has come and created a new covenant, we can now access him and his grace in ways other than through temple worship, which obsoletes them.

At the same time, Jesus reemphasizes the laws that came down from God himself in terms of reorienting human beings towards their original purpose in creation. Hence why homosexuality and pre-marital sex are big no-nos still (they violate the institute and purpose of marriage as God ordained it in Genesis), but we don't stone people for adultery or sodomy (as we are called to forgiveness and reunification instead to address that sin and its consequences).
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>>84034571
See that's where I'm convinced Christianity went wrong. Paul was clearly a charlatan.
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>>84034539
While I agree with the sentiment generally, I've seen too many Catholic kids abandon their faith based on "contradictions" the Church has already addressed. I think the Vatican relied on pretty blind acceptance for a long time, and hasn't quite caught up to the modern era in the necessity to push a critical approach to the canon.
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>>84034190
>That they're going to immediately disown him and throw him out on the street?
If Becky's development and Willis' personal stories are any indication, yes, he expects everybody to have each middle finger partially extended, ready to give anybody deemed a bigot the double bird before walking out of their life.
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>>84034571
>Likely has to do with Paul.

If I remember correctly, this is from the Council of Jerusalem, which said that converts didn't have to be circumsized and didn't have to obey Jewish dietary laws.

This council was unique because most of the original Apostles attended and contributed to it, with Peter laying down the final decision.
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>>84034611
I don't think he was a charlatan, I just think he was as fallible as any of us. I understand the Catholic church being willing to say that he had a special connection to God, but I think it's weird that Protestants will do the same thing, and then mock the Vatican for claiming that the Pope's official statements are divinely inspired.
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>>84034613

Yeah my point was that they don't bother looking for those answers and instead just go for an easy out.

They don't understand why it's important to stay Catholic and don't invest the effort into learning.

When I got faced with some of those hard questions, I went "well shit, that's a good point, I wonder what Catholics actually teach about it".

> I think the Vatican relied on pretty blind acceptance for a long time,

It wasn't until fairly recently that they started printing the Catechism.
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>>84034654

Paul was hugely influential on our understanding of the Early Church, but he's not the only early leader of the Church to have his writings canonized.
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>>84034674
I know it was a long time ago, at this point, but the fight against printing the Bible in English has always seemed indicative to me of how the Vatican would like to run the church.
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>>84034696
He's the main one Protestants will refer to, though, especially when justifying the argument against homosexuality.
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>>84034699

I'm glad they decided to print this shit in the vernacular finally, but the general reason why they tried to keep it in Latin for so far was because they didn't want the problems with personal interpretation like what Protestants have. It was an ordeal just to get the Bible translated INTO Latin in the first place because when something is believed to be the divinely-inspired word of God, you want to try really, really hard to not cock it up.

Plus when you make it widely available, you don't want someone interpreting the Bible wrong and then trying to preach heresy as a result of that misunderstanding.
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>>84034717

It's funny, most Protestants I hear arguing about homosexuality point to Paul's line about Homosexuality being an abomination, but most Catholic apologists go to Genesis first.
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>>84028287
Dox me. I dare you.
>You won't because you can't do shit
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>>84034699
Part of the argument there was that once you put down the text in a language any yahoo could read the yahoo in question could go and apply that knowledge without understanding or nuance, particularly if the yahoo in question wasn't working from a particularly well-translated source. It wasn't just about control, it was about preventing people perverting the Word of God and founding their own crazy cult

It also fed into long-running disputes between civic and ecclesiastical authorities, because of who owned what printing presses and what they were allowed to work on.
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>>84034826
>It wasn't just about control, it was about preventing people perverting the Word of God and founding their own crazy cult

That IS about control.
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>>84034526
As some other anons have said, there were different types of laws. Ritualistic laws applied to the ritual of sacrificial redemption which was done away with with Jesus. Then there were hygienic laws, meant to keep the people of the time healthy but can be largely ignored in modern society. And lastly there were spiritual laws which are the ones still observed since they specifically apply to how to live ones life. The trick is interpreting the reasons for the laws at the time. It's important to remember that the Bible was written in a very different culture for a very different time period so it gets tricky when you try to figure out how certain laws would apply in a modern context. Hell, one of Jesus' main points was about recognizing the intent behind religious laws rather than following them literally.
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>>84034867

every fucking time
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>>84034869
>Hell, one of Jesus' main points was about recognizing the intent behind religious laws rather than following them literally.

the parts of the gospel where he shat on the pharisees have always been my favorite
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>>84034557
>Anon, my child, the one whom I gave life, the one who I would die for, please let me buy Boardwalk from you
kek, my mom does this

she also forms secret alliances with my brother and then gets pissy when my sister and I do the same

my dad has moved monopoly to a hidden spot in the garage, and there it will stay.
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>>84028957

Catholic schools are generally better than Public around here, unless you live in the suburbs. Wife and I are shitty Catholics (both have dated members of our own gender, have gay and trans friends/don't think they're going to hell, pro-choice, etc) but our kids will probably go to Catholic school. We can deprogram the bigotry and not have to worry whether or not the kids will learn about evolution/other science shit because our Pope straight up said God is not a wizard and evolutionary scientists are right.
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>>84029086
That "good" edit is basically a bad version of For Better Or For Worse.
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>>84028106
So what Willis is saying here is that Toedad is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
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>>84034526

Council of Jerusalem, as it happened in Acts 15
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+15
tl;dr Peter and crew met up to discuss it and Peter basically said 'Why should we ask them to uphold the law when we couldn't?', then they ironed out a new set of rules

>"The apostles and elders, your brothers,
>To the Gentile believers in Antioch, Syria and Cilicia:
>Greetings.

>24 We have heard that some went out from us without our authorization and disturbed you, troubling your minds by what they said. 25 So we all agreed to choose some men and send them to you with our dear friends Barnabas and Paul— 26 men who have risked their lives for the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. 27 Therefore we are sending Judas and Silas to confirm by word of mouth what we are writing. 28 It seemed good to the Holy Spirit and to us not to burden you with anything beyond the following requirements: 29 You are to abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from the meat of strangled animals and from sexual immorality. You will do well to avoid these things.
>Farewell."
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>>84035099
>Wife and I [...]have dated members of our own gender
You have my interest. Do tell.
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>>84035099
>God is not a wizard

HOW IS SOMEONE WHO CREATES A UNIVERSE FROM NOTHING NOT A WIZARD
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>>84035353
I think it might have been a deliberately provocative post, similar to the act of drawing fish to a hook, but it's hard to tell.
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>>84028736
Willis had a really fucked up religious childhood.
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>>84034826
>It also fed into long-running disputes between civic and ecclesiastical authorities, because of who owned what printing presses and what they were allowed to work on.

Well shit I never heard that side of the story. Care to elaborate?
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>>84029934
her dad is SORT of fine with it. hes mostly tolerating it because he trusts joyce, but he seems to be getting pretty pissed by everyone elses behavior.
the rest of the church isnt fine with it at all, theyre just not gonna say anything because she was literally just kidnapped at gunpoint. they ignore her when she speaks to them.
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>>84028841
Do we now know Willis' original denomination???
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>>84033357
Departugal and Czechout were pretty great, I have to give him credit.
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DoA/Moral Orel crossover when?
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>>84028978
If he doesn't have his suburban childhood angst, he has pretty much nothing to present the world.It's weird that between this and Something Positive, SP turned out to have grown and matured better.
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Do we know WHY Becky's mom killed herself?
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>>84035795
nope
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>>84030182
>>84030144
It's the "I'll die for you, and take down as many people around me as I have to" part where it gets extra weird.

Also, if Toedad was ethnic, he would have been gunned down the second he stepped out of the car and someone noticed he was packing.
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>>84028736
>Hymn
>Creepy

It's cheesy at best but if that startles you you really must be sheltered from American Christianity.
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>>84035653
Supposedly non-denominational, and switched churches a whole lot because their family didn't get along with the congregation/ found out i was "ungodly". His father also headed a church at one point.
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>>84035795
Three magic words: "Mom, I'm lezbo."
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>>84035936
She'd never say it like that. She'd say "HEY MOM JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YAH KNOW AH'M A LESBEEUN!! :DDD"
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>>84035795
Her mom was a lesbian too. Calling it now. Either couldn't deal with herself or daddy killed her so she wouldn't contaminate Becky.
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>>84035795
I'd kill myself too if I had Becky for a daughter
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>>84035795
>"My daughter's a fag!"
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>>84036001
Toedad said that the Devil took her away; we all assumed it was alcoholism.
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>>84033357
I love how leftists meme a shared "understanding" of other countries' politics into existence based around virtue signalling on social media and watching John Oliver. It's like playing Chinese whispers, but with more outrage. The number of American lefties I've seen crying about Brexit today who probably never even heard of the European Parliament before yesterday is hilarious. Or it would be if these people didn't also vote. But today we still won against them, so it IS hilarious because their salty, salty tears will sustain me for years to come.

>A quote to remember for the rest of forever: A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
Like all the based pensioners who voted leave?
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>>84036150
How do you know Satan didn't actually appear on his flaming Motorcycle and take her away?
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>>84035936
>>84035984
>>84036103
her mom died way before she came out
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>>84036150
OK yeah it definitely sounds like she's buried in the back yard.
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>>84036213
She had a premonition about Becky's sexuality and all the lives she would disrupt which drove her over the edge
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>>84036180

my opinion was after the fact "Oh they fucked up" watching all the money disappear. if i was a britfag i would've voted stay anyway
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>>84036150
>>84036001

>the devil took her, I only sent him back to hell
>I didn't kill her, she killed herself with her SINS
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>>84033267
What's the original song?
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>>84028106
like a Shin Megami Tensai protag.
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>>84036505
Everyone in brit/pol/ knew the pound was going to crash (like we have been waiting for years, its long overdue) because markets hate uncertainty and uncertainty is what the Brexit bought.

We also know the economy will recover in time and the democratic reward will be well worth it. That was our motivation, we are willing to be poorer to be more free you see?
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>>84036700
The chorus of that version. It's repetitive, but good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP9BjKnDaFk
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>>84036746
It already bounced back up a bit. No one actually thinks this is going to kill the UK, so they started buying back in once they thought it had hit its bottom.
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>>84028567

Why ask this same question every thread?

Hide it and move on, autist.
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>>84036789
Retards believed that the changes and collapse would happen over night. It will be a gradual process of years to untangle GB from the EU's bureaucratic mess.
As a result the markets will come back as people realize that nothing has changed from yesterday to today except the slow direction the country will take to become self-sufficient.
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>>84036746
>there are other brit/pol/ posters in the DoA thread
I... I thought I was the only one. Came for the outrage, stayed for the edits.

Has there been much reaction from the /co/ world? I've been asleep all day after staying up to watch the results and then shitposting on /pol/ for the last few hours.
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>>84030033
That is fucking awful dialogue.
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>>84036848
Didn't Britain opt out of pretty much everything they could opt out while in the Union? They were basically Too Cool for the European Room, but wanted to still be part of the clique?
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>>84036895
The reaction cross the chan has been largely positive bar the exception of /sp/ (Sport fans think this will divide the tournaments because they have no clue what the EU actually does) and /tg/ (Which have learned to love failing dystopian bureaucracies) which are against the Brexit.
But /co/ is the fucking worst m8. You should know this by now my fellow traveler from the board of peace.

Anti-Trump, Anti-Brexit, the meme magic has turned against /co/, it is a fallen wasteland of a board with nothing to look forward to. An empty rage with no target or release. A 2 minute hate that never ends.
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>>84037008
They opted out of the Euro like any rational country would, but they were still subject to horrific and Catch-22 levels of rules and regulations.

Also about 60% of Britannia law has been switched and ratified in EU parliament. Their Westminster system was being undermined.
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>>84037013
Oh, I guessed it would be bad, I just wondered if there were any creators whose delicious tears were particularly worth lapping up or if any of our "favourite" webcomic artists had done and cartoons about it.
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>>84037145
Moviebob is being a right salty cunt and the schadenfreude is real, but no-one from the comics and cartoon world seems to have done anything worth reporting yet.

Watching 2015 man getting bushwacked is worth drinking to as well.
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>>84030278
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>>84029022
>with no support or safety net I will take a loan and go to college

she would have been been better off in an abusive relationship.
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>>84035353
I think it's that God created the physical laws which caused the universe to come into being. It's like the difference between a coder and someone who just makes a program ex nihilo.
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>>84037013
>Anti-Trump
You say that like it's a bad thing
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>>84030252
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>>84037209

I saw a couple of Brit creators tweet about how they were glad they got their money out of the bank before today. And Gaimen tweeted a good luck Briton

wild stuff
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>>84037589
Anyone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about is too insanely rich to care about this shit.
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>>84037503
Case in point.
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>>84037638
It's possible to like Trump for the comedy without actually being a Trump supporter
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>>84037626
What's hilarious is that everyone was talking about how Brexit would hurt the world economy then spent the past week acting like Brexit couldn't possibly happen, thus setting themselves up for a market crash when it did happen.
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>>84037985
A self-fulfilling prophecy.
But since absolutely nothing has changed since yesterday, the actual fall has been imaginary. The market will recover and the scaremongering tactics will be revealed as nothing but hot air.
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>>84038098
There was always going to be a market downturn, it was inevitable due to the inherent uncertainty that comes with large change on a political level, but people went insane over what are immediate term economic fluctuations.
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>>84037459

The interview with Pope Francis that anon is referring to actually mistranslated his words. Francis didn't mean "wizard" but "demiurge" or a god who only has power over the physical substance of creation. God is creator of EVERYTHING, the immaterial and material, and continually sustains creation as it changes and continually recreates itself in his love and presence.This is the main problem that comes up when talking to people about God's existence because most people think of that gnostic "Demiurge" figure instead of the actual full definition of the Judeo-Christian God.
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>>84038288

Doesn't help that today's a Friday and they have to wait on the market for another couple days before the markets open again on Monday.

I predict another huge drop on Monday when the markets open then they'll probably right the boat as the week goes on.
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>>84038342
Given that they don't seem to have posted again in the thread, I suspect they may also have been purposefully stating it in a way they thought would get angry responses from more traditional Catholics. I didn't realize, though, that there was such a large sect who thought of God as having power over only the physical, especially when the Gospel makes it so clear that he's the only one who has power over the spiritual.
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>>84034190
I don't entirely understand this post cause of typos and a reference I can't follow, but I think it's fair for someone to support their family member when they're accused of rape, and I'd say that's consistent with condemning your shithead neighbour for threatening to kill your daughter.
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>>84038577
Close family friends are often like family. If your brother threatened your daughter, and you weren't there in the moment, it's easy to feel distanced from it. You're mad at him, no doubt, but he's still too close to immediately condemn when you've only heard about it secondhand.
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>>84030033
Is this the closest thing DoA has to a "Loss"? Because this is quite possibly the dumbest thing Willis has ever made.
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>>84038758
That and "Mom and dad like you cuz you ain't as black as me!"
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>>84038758
The funny thing is, Willis has had SEVERAL "Loss" moments, each subsequent moment more pointlessly dramatic than the last.

The most notable examples in my mind are Joyce crying to Amazi-Girl about why she didn't arrest Ryan, followed later by the Toedad strip you've pointed out, and most recently a strip which Willis inserted a trigger warning and a picture of a kitten.
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>>84039203
>Joyce crying to Amazi-Girl about why she didn't arrest Ryan
That's a good one, since it was a stupidly melodramatic moment in what was supposed to be a funny little filler story.

"God grant me the strength" is still probably the worst, I'd say.
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>>84039272
You say that, but I'm not kidding when I say that it's literally a picture of a kitten. He thinks that low of his audience.
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>>84039353
Funny, I almost feel pretty bad for Becky in this one (which is saying much because I absolutely despise her otherwise), but then the stupid bit with the kitten totally ruins it.

Willis is a fucking idiot.
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>>84039272
>supposed to be a funny little filler story
pretty sure you were only supposed to THINK that until that scene
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>>84039423
>you were only supposed to THINK that
>it was a stupidly melodramatic moment in what was supposed to be a funny little filler story.
Anon makes it sound like it was a single strip (or a few strips) in the middle of a larger, mostly comedic arc. I can see how that would be jarring.
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>>84039865
it was sudden but it wasnt temporary at all. the arc ended dramatically because the comedy was just a set-up to address joyces issues in a non-comedic way. it wasnt just one or two strips.
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>>84028106
why is willis so intent on making ptsd her defining character trait.
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>>84034594
>Hence why homosexuality and pre-marital sex are big no-nos still (they violate the institute and purpose of marriage as God ordained it in Genesis)
So does that apply to people who are infertile or simply don't want children?
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I recently mentioned something about Willis's mom getting him an Ultra-Car cake, and someone corrected me with the one where his mom printed one of his depressing strips printed on his cake.

Here are the Ultra-Car cakes, so yes, his mom cares about him enough to put his original character on his birthday cakes--multiple times:
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/142209290892/a-visual-history-of-ultra-car-birthday-cakes

>>84035163
Yeah, but at least it sounds like stuff actual humans would say.
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>>84040509
>his wife made the last cake with Carla on it
>Willis' wife has effectively replaced his mom
I don't ... know how to process this
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>>84040509
>at least it sounds like stuff actual humans would say
all the dialogue was written by willis
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>>84040509
ok, so there were ultra-car cakes. hes not complaining about them at all though so whats supposed to be the point of that?
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I miss these days: when Willis kept forgetting that Becky existed.
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/14626492841/ever-so-often-i-remember-beckys-out-there

>>84035795
If I remember correctly, there may have been some implications about Toedad being physically abusive, but I could be wrong.

If so, it might be related.

>>84036203
I would love to see someone draw that.

>>84036990
>That is fucking awful dialogue.
That's why I love the edits! Pretty much anything is better than what Willis can write.

>>84040651
No, the "Better or for Worse" edit that was referred to was done by an anon.

The original had Becky flipping her dad off and saying she was going to become a scientist.

>>84040679
I was just saying that he hates his mom and acts like she didn't care about him, but she put his character on cakes for years.
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>>84040800
>No, the "Better or for Worse" edit that was referred to was done by an anon.
>The original had Becky flipping her dad off and saying she was going to become a scientist.
none of the dialogue is original
he just removed the flip-off panel and rearranged some things

>I was just saying that he hates his mom and acts like she didn't care about him, but she put his character on cakes for years.
putting his characters on cakes doesnt mean she cares about him or never did anything shitty
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>>84028450
I KNOW
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN
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>>84038622
I've been there. I was by myself in my dorm at like 1 AM when one of my boyfriend's relatives started suggesting that he wanted to rape me.

A problem that occurred because of this is that I tried to get my friends to speak up with me so he wouldn't think that his behavior was acceptable, but they were all his friends and just fluffed it off.

I didn't feel safe on campus for weeks, and no one would stand up with me, just because they were friends. Even his girlfriend still managed to be on his side, despite the guy specifically saying in the texts that he was going to break up with her.

Nobody wants to believe their close friend would do something awful.
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>>84039353
Plus, he has the guts to say that the kitten will never die. He thinks his readers are total idiots. He has no respect for them at all.
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>>84040278
Seconded. Joyce was acting out through the drawings because she didn't know how to handle her feelings.

When she was finally confronted about it, she broke down because the drawings were connected to how she felt after the rape attempt.
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>>84040972
It's terrible and hard to face. And honestly, I don't think that people should abandon those they're close to in situations like this. Confront them, yes. Force them to change, absolutely. But abandonment seems to me to be a last resort option.
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>>84041096
Yeah, I've hit a lot of low points in my life, but few are lower than the moment when I realized how alone I was when it came to my friends.
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>>84040876
>none of the dialogue is original, he just removed the flip-off panel and rearranged some things
Well, maybe all Willis needs is a good editor.

>>84040876
>putting his characters on cakes doesnt mean she cares about him
It implies, at least, a fleeting interest in her son's creativity. That's caring. Not much, but a little. The way Willis talks about his parents, you wouldn't have expected even that much.
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>>84030278
will we ever see anything as big as Loss again in our lives? In terms of a webcomicer so publicly losing their fucking marbles?
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>>84040304
The Bible doesn't claim churning out kids to be the purpose of marriage, so yes.
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>>84041472
Given the modern webcomics climate, I'm sure we'll be seeing another "Loss" within our lifetime. In some cases, we may already have. At the very least, we've seen comic-specific "Loss"'s, at least within the context of the webcomic and its followers.

For example, "You're beautiful."
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>>84037559

Posted

t. tumblranon

>>84040937

You'd think for an Evangelion fan, Willis would understand that the whole point of the series is learning to let go of your mental burdens and move on with your life.

>>84041685

Yeah, but none of that has really gone off the fucking rails as hard as CAD did with Loss. Like, it was probably the first real "sad" strip in the comic's history.
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>>84041685

The only way something will ever beat Loss is if Garfield gets feline leukemia. Loss was Loss because it came out of fucking NOWHERE. There was absolutely zero setup to it. I mean, I get it, that was the point. Tragedy can strike at any time. That's what he was trying to say. But it came in the face of YEARS of non-sequitur, gag-a-day strips.
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>>84041852
A fair point, though "Loss" was more notorious for being a sharp turn into dramatic territory from what was primarily a comedic slice-of-life comic.

>>84041973
That's a much better way of putting it.

I do doubt we'll ever get something as universally exploitable as "Loss", though it doesn't mean other webcomics can't have their own "Loss", as we've gone over before in regards to DoA.
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>>84041852
>none of that has really gone off the fucking rails as hard as CAD did with Loss.

This is actually an excellent argument for >>84030033 being DoA's Loss.
Toedad's flowery speaking manner and pulling out a fucking SHOTGUN, and the complete clusterfuck that was the carchase is totally off base from what DoA was up until that point. It went from being somewhat grounded in reality to a fucking physics defying action movie, capping it of with Becky's double bird, making the whole thing absolutely pointless.
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Curious writing

The best way to enjoy Dumbing of Age is to not read the comic
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>>84042018
Forgot to mention, it also got a shit-ton of edits even long after it had been posted. Those were some fun threads.
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>>84041852
Thing is without his suburban angst, there's not really any 'there' there. He kinda needs his rage and tragic past to drive him.

This also involves constantly building up boogiemen for him and his personal army to fight.
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>>84042018
I would almost argue that Becky kissing Joyce and completely cracking after her aggressive happiness has a similar effect.

The comic largely seemed almost reasonable before she arrived, and everything surrounding her has been utterly ridiculous.

The diner scene, breaking into her house, spending her only $20 on an ugly haircut, ramming her sexuality down everyone's throats--these kinds of things weren't nearly so commonplace before Becky showed up.
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>>84041852
Was Willis ever ON the rails? I read the ending to It's Walky a long time ago (can't remember an exact date, but it was while Bonus Stage was still updating, if anyone remembers that), and though my memory is hazy, I remember a character covered in blood spouting some cliche line like "don't worry, most of it's not mine," followed immediately by Walky saying things like "you're beautiful, Joyce, it's the WORLD that's ugly" through a giant anthropomorphic cheese wedge.

All of this was played completely straight, and I'm ashamed to admit that I'm pretty sure the only reason I read to the end is because I was told there was nudity.

It was Walky.
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>>84030033
Subtle, but a clever edit.
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>>84030033
Y'know, it just occurred to me that it appears as if they began running before he pulled out the gun. I mean, sure, they had reason to run, but it wasn't as if they knew he was going to give chase.

>Get in the car.
>No.
>Get in the car!
>SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>Hey, wait, I haven't pulled out my gun yet. Here it is.
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>>84042205
Becky as a character and a plot device is literally a walking, talking Loss. Not only has she totally derailed a mostly inoffensive and boring comic into a talespin of idiotic drama and pointless bullshit, but SO MANY moments involving her are potential candidates for a Loss moment.
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>>84042559
Daily reminder Amber needs help about as much as Becky needs to exit the comic.
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>>84042559
Having the submissive Asian girl do your laundry
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
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>>84042559
>"I don't know where Joe is."
Oh my god, Spoilers might be real.
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>>84042407
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>>84042559
ok, so we're not gonna deal with joyce being triggered in church. just more creepy amber shit. scene changes and multiple stories is FINE, but can willis at least last more than a strip before cutting away?

at least dina and danny are decent characters and amber isnt actually IN this strip
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>>84042629
>Daily reminder Amber needs to exit the comic.
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>>84042658
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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-BzmFm3qJg
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>>84042664
Anon, if you took the time to sing out the song in your head and space out the dramatic pauses, you'd realize Joyce's scene was a two-minute montage. I have no idea how you didn't realize that while you were typing.
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>>84041472
Can you imagine if Willis had broken his "no one dies in DOA" rule and actually had Ross shoot at Becky only to have Dina leap in front and take the hit before dying in Becky's arms?

I'm pretty sure that would've been a Loss moment for this comic.
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>>84042559
>I dunno where Joe is.
Spoilers confirmed for truth.
Joyce confirmed for Not Gonna Be A Virgin For Much Longer.
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>>84042704
Awwwww shit.
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>>84042764
>Joyce confirmed for Not Gonna Be A Virgin For Much Longer.

I am legitimately interested in seeing how badly Willis fucks this up.
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>>84042658

posted

t. tumblranon
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>>84042764
>Joyce confirmed for Not Gonna Be A Virgin For Much Longer.

Joyce confirmed for going to be KOSHERED in the back of Joe's Trans Am.
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>>84042642
What was the spoiler?
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>>84043016
See >>84028560.

The current Billie/Carla/Ruth stuff happening right now also seems to be pointing in a direction concurrent with these spoilers, though not in the same degree as Joe outright being missing in the latest strip.

In the end, we're pretty sure that this ends in Joe and Joyce boinking for a new Slipshine comic.
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>>84043016
Here
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v

>>84028560
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>>84042990
joe's probably just there to give them a ride back to school.
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>>84043155
Oh, he'll give Joyce a ride all right.
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>>84043155
Then they're in for a wild ride.
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>>84043199
>>84043214
i really wish i could even pretend that's the case, but we all know joyce is not for sexual

that said, there's a non-zero chance they might exchange a chaste kiss
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>>84039353
This is insulting considering the fact I've seen murders and shit. Like when u was 8 I literally saw sme guy get shot in the chest by this one guy who walked up to him and shot him. Needless to say was one hell of a fucking recess. Also fucking hell if people can't deal with death they need to get the fuck outta life
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>>84042664
It's like Willis is wanting its audience to picture incidental sitcom music as he segues from one scene to another abruptly.

Ba-dundun-BA-DU-DUUUUUN...
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>>84042738
Or a Good Guy with a Gun to take Ross down like a rabid dog.
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>>84043526
I wonder what kind of theme song a Dumbing of Age sitcom would have.

I imagine some kind of soft jazzy sound with harsh vocals.
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>>84042559
>NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY SON ETHAN AGAIN!
>breaks in to steal and wash his clothes so they'll be even, because she doesn't want him to have anything over her

Please go away, Amber.
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>>84043597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMIjYr28qg
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>>84043615
>I'm sorry I broke up with you. I did your laundry as a token of my apologies.
Amber has some weird priorities.

>>84043655
That theme song has been in my head for the past few days. Maybe YOU'RE the reason I've been having headaches at night! Get out of my head, dammit!
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>>84028106
Why does this guy shits so much on this poor Christian girl?
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>>84043655
Perfect strangers? More like Dick Swappers.
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>>84043690
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1b2CtgkwJQA&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGOMIjYr28qg&start2=&authorName=Ayarkhaan+Enemy
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>>84043692
Breaking the Cutie is Willis' default plot hook.

>>84043690
>In which we realize hooking up with Mike, having his daughter and her dad dying is the closet Amber's getting to a Good End.
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>>84043744
Shortpacked! Amber got to eat out Mike's asshole. She was livin' the dream.
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>>84043760
She has Strange Powers over Mike. Her hate-fucking is mighty.
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>>84043797
I still can't get over how you can visibly see Amber getting shorter and wider over the years.
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i hate that i made this
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>>84028799
>he's never experienced the fun of singing with a bunch of people
Pretty sad tb//h.
Who sub tuum here?
Who and the Father will dance here?
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>>84044236
I don't know how, but this is hilarious.
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>>84044158
That, and once upon a time Amber's glasses were separate from her face, instead of just being part of her eyes.
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>>84035204
>Therefore we are sending Judas
He was still kicking about in 50 CE, and still with the boys no less?
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>>84044326
Years of webcomics have led me to believe that as you wear glasses, your face gradually absorbs them until they are a part of you.
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>>84028106
I don't. . . he didn't die. . . and it was a completely different. . . it's not the same. . .

Jesus.

Also, I can't decide if I'm ashamed or not of knowing the tune to go with those lyrics.
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>>84028560
>Willis was apparently in a pissy mood

From what I can tell, isn't this standard?
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>>84034526
Only the Ten Commandments really mattered because they came directly from God.
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>>84044236

posted

t. tumblranon
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>>84032267
Close, but not quite the same song.

They're singing Amazing Love, by Chris Tomlin.

Based on the same words, but modern Christian hymn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPn14fCdVn0

Just listening to this is a nostalgia trip. Part of me honestly misses being religious. Do other people get that? Most people who leave religion get all Willsy -- if not quite as extreme -- and hate it and point their fingers condescendingly at the unenlightened.

I actually miss that belonging and sense of purpose and eternity. I miss the music and the feelings of happiness and greater power and the sense of community. I am actually sad when I realize I don't have it because I couldn't convince myself to believe it anymore.
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>>84028950
Man, you don't have to be a Mega Church to have some teenagers fuck around with guitars and drums.

Some girl who doesn't actually like this stuff but does like one of the dudes will insist on being part of the group as a singer, obv.
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>>84030252
Someone put the edited gif panel from Whomps, "remember something embarrassing," strip.
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>>84037503
No, see, everything bad you've heard about Trump is a meme trolls are spreading.
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>>84042629
No, I'm legit at the point I consider her worse than Becky.
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>>84042990
They are going to fuck on the the pulpit in the middle of the church service as a big middle finger to everyone.
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>>84044526

Has Willis seen the edit tumblr yet?
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>>84044974
pretty sure he has, he just blocked it and moved on
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>>84043692
Well, at least this time she probably won't get kidnapped by aliens and end up murdering all her pent up desires.
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>>84043615
>>84043690
I think the original plan was for him to come to her room wondering where his clothes were, and then she would be all like "You can have your clothes back....... after I remove the ones you're wearing." *insert pic of Amber winking creepily in an attempt to be sexy*
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>>84045061
In that case, we gotta make sure to heart/reblog all the pics so that they show up when you search DOA.
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>>84039353
>attempts suicide by pills
>doesn't ingest all the pills
Bitch wasn't trying hard enough
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>>84039353
I'm confused, is that a spoiler warning for a trigger warning, or a two-level trigger warning? Cuz I'm not sure which one would make me disrespect this clown more.
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>>84045684
its a spoiler warning
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I wish DoA was popular enough to get actual fanfiction so that I could read something that does the core ideas justice.

Because deep down I REALLY DO like Joyce as a character, and I really like the idea of this character arc being not just about shitting all over religion or whatever- that Joyce should have to reach a tipping point and have to balance not her faith, but the important values that faith held. Why does she believe what she believes, and if she abandons that, how much of herself is she abandoning along with it? Y'know, real heavy shit. In fact I also really like the core ideas there of her emotional problems regarding sexuality eventually coming to a head. I ALSO really like this person who is often viewed as a one dimensional jock because her confidant and the catalyst for some of that change. I am even TOTALLY DOWN for some of that "Joyce's brother is a transexual" shit- I would be interested in knowing more about that. I want to see how Joyce deals with this new information about her sibling.
>Changes in faith
>Changes in sexuality
>Changes in friendship
These are all things I genuinely like.


BUT it's all wrapped in a Becky sandwich, and even when it isn't, it's written by the most hamhanded fuckhead of all time. And the hardest part is that I am only so passionate about this because I DO care about seeing these types of arcs and characters done WELL. And because, early on, for better or for worse, I saw so much of myself in Joyce. I can legitimately empathize with the problems in that characters life and it upsets me how cardboard the entire cast and interactions between them have become.

GOD why can't there just be a comic like this that ISN'T written by a total hack?!
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>>84045702
you can read my comic, anon
its nothing like doa though and its not really slice of life
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>>84028560
It's shit, shit, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>84045684
It's an Inception of trigger warnings.

There's a main trigger warning for people who are generally sensitive and want to avoid possibly triggering stuff.

Then there's a secondary one for people who are sensitive but want to see what kind of trigger is possibly coming up.

This way, it wards off people who have a lot of triggers. And people who have that specific trigger have a chance to back off.

Like maybe somebody lost a limb to a landmine. And they're sensitive to war stuff. They can check to see if the trigger is related to war or not and then proceed if they think they'll be fine.

The first level of trigger warning is mostly unnecessary, because a generic trigger warning doesn't do what a trigger warning is actually supposed to do: warn your readers about sensitive content.
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>>84045767
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>>84045772
he literally mentions "ending details". its a spoiler warning. its not a fucking trigger inception
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>>84044158
Slim is out, thicc is in

Probably because of fatties wanting representation instead of getting fit
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>>84045738
Link.
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>>84045894
http://www.lines-comic.tumblr.com/
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Does anyone have a link to all of Yoto's DOA art? His tumblr barely has any of it, and the booru is scattershot at best.
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>>84044804
What has Amber done wrong besides being crazy and breaking up with her boyfriend?
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>>84046078
isnt that enough?
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>>84045702
the dewd's parody comic is pretty good.
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>>84046120
no it isnt
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>>84045986
Oh shit, I've been looking for this for like two months. I couldn't remember the name and it isn't on any of those comic collection sites like Hiveworks or what-have-you. Thanks, anon.
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>>84046132
I disagree.
We're all entitled to our own opinions.
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>>84046120
? ? ?
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>>84045702
I'll try my best with my comic!
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>>84046139
no problem, and im glad to hear you like it enough to be looking for it
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>>84046186
>>84046120

Where can I find this?
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>>84046078
-Stabbed Sal in the hand while Sal was already being arrested
-Freaks out every time she sees Sal and treats anyone who associates with her like crap
-Made a public disaster of herself by flipping a table in the food court
-Tried to control Ethan's life and what he's allowed to do with himself (and is still somewhat doing so)
-Acts like Ethan owes her for coming out as gay on prom night
-Is completely vague with Danny but expects him to be able to read her mind
-Amazi-Girl has, on more than one occasion, caused unnecessary fuss and disaster, including allowing Joyce's attempted rapist to get away

Do I need to continue?
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>>84031618
It was written in the 18th century. What the hell kind of rock are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMCOyY0Rlus
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>>84033890
>I'll vote third party

So youre basically voting in Hillary
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>>84046052
>the booru is scattershot at best.
I dunno, looks like a lot of yoto to me. Were you expecting more?
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=dumbing_of_age+yoto
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Why is the dyke in a church
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>>84046276
http://freakanimes.com/collegeusa/
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>>84046924
I'm saying I've seen a bunch that aren't there. For example, that one where Carla masturbates into Mary's sandwich.
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>>84033857
>As a leftist I hope trump wins
There are different kinds of leftists. Trump's protectionist economic policy ideas are actually more left leaning and would be better for blue collar American jobs than Hillary's continuation of neo-liberal globalism which sells out American workers to cheaper labor overseas. And actually both are social liberals on issues like gays and trannies.

At this point the only reasons to vote Hillary are if you make your money by employing workers overseas, you're fine with illegal immigration or you're a Muslim. The main argument against Trump seem to be that he says mean things that trigger them, which actually has nothing to do with politics or economics and everything to do with them being thin-skinned faggots who don't like hearing anyone disagree with them.
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>>84046992
I've just been saving as I see them. You can check my folder but as far as I know there's no easy spot to grab them all. https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9amkdd6mix0rf6y/AABs8Io7-gg1z3SWg_oWS3Moa?dl=0
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So what was the plan of "le evul christian dad"? Why bother pulling out the gun? Did he intend to shoot his dyke daughter or her chink carpet eater?

He seemed fit enough to be able to pull his daughter away if he wanted.
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>>84033942
thats a more fun idea than voting for someone I don't want or I know wont win, thanks anon
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>>84047194

Probably martyr himself. Make his daughter feel guilt because her being a dyke killed her father.

Im willing to be the big reason he fired was to bring the cops in.
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>>84046515
I mean, it's who I'd vote for if I was forced to vote R or D, so sure.
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>>84045702
This is pretty much one of the biggest frustrations we have with "Dumbing of Age": Willis has excellent ideas, but he's horrible at writing them out. I'd go as far as to say that he actively prevents himself from challenging himself by taking the easy way out.
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>>84049439
Willis basically wants to make something as low-impact as possible that he can do perpetually. Even when drama happens, nothing really happens.

His love/hate relationship with strips like Funky Weatherbean and Mary Worth shows in that way. He wants do do something long term like those, but 'done right', whatever that entails.
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>>84046936
She went home with Joyce for the weekend to give her moral support. But she has yet to be helpful in any meaningful way.
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>>84049598
"Done right" seems to mean "With a happy ending in plain sight", at least according to Willis.

I guess Willis is the extremity to the notion that all stories should end with a happy ending. His stories have happy endings predispositioned from the beginning.

>>84049650
Was it even moral support? All I remember is her ditching Dina to go on the weekend home trip with Joyce.
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>>84049691
>Was it even moral support? All I remember is her ditching Dina to go on the weekend home trip with Joyce.
Yeah, it's a little ambiguous, but that's what it seemed to boil down to.

If anyone can make heads or tails out of this, go for it.

http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/elsewhere/

http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/roadtrip/

http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/thoughtless/
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>>84042990

> Joe's Trans Am.
> Joe's Trans
> Joe is Trans

Bravo Willis
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>>84045061

Basically this, he's already blocked me. DESU I wasn't even hoping to antagonize Willis that badly, my main goal was going after the shitty fans by clogging up the tags.
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>>84037589
>And Gaimen tweeted a good luck Briton
Pfft, that dumb fuck believes in Xenu.
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>>84044407
He wasn't the only Judas around during Jesus' time. There were two Simons and two James in the twelve apostles alone
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>>84044407
>>84050626
and i think that's Jesus's brother Judas, not Judas the betrayer
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>>84029062
>implying that a obviously unbalanced violent man bringing a gun to a college to kidnap someone is anything like jesus.
I don't want this
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>>84050809
I thought Jesus' brother was named James or fucking Craig.
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>>84051631
No, it was Isukiri
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>>84051363
Isn't the point that this isn't a good couple, that they're both bad for each other?
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>>84052616
t.b.h who even cares at this point
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>>84052616

to be fair being collage age is all about shitty relationships you chase far longer than you ever should.
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>>84052727
>collage age
You're never too old or young to make a collage.
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>>84052309
No one has ever gone to be crucified as casually as Isukiri.
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>>84052616
People ship them anyways because of lesbians.

>>84052653
>>84052727
This is a relationship built upon violence, alcoholism, and general distrust of the other.

Yet Willis touts it as healthy. Probably for the reasons mentioned above.
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>>84054246
willis also thinks a partner who will confront their addict partner is unhealthy, while an enabler is the healthy choice.
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>>84054246
>Willis touts it as healthy
he doesnt do that at all though
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since he came up reminder Judas died by exploding.

Acts 1:18
>(With the payment he received for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out.
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>>84030336
Not if you live in Massachusetts.
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>>84028287
what the fuck is taking you so long? you should have done that 3 years ago when these shitty generals started
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>>84029022
>im going to college and make something of my self
>Enrolls into gender studies
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>>84055713
She'll be a Gender Scientist.
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>>84055713
If Becky were smart she'd have milked what her dad did for donations and free shit. She probably could have gotten enough to pay off college, grad school, and still have enough left over to keep Joyce in chicken fingers.

There is also nothing wrong with taking gender studies, just don't expect to make a career out of it.
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>>84055854
The problem with taking gender studies is, generally, one takes it to validate their own world view rather than to have an open mind and learn something new.

And that's to say nothing about the type of professor that teaches gender studies.
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>>84033197
Because it might mean less muslims can get into England
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>>84055909
hey, leslie is the most reasonable adult character in this comic
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>>84055909
I think it's more helpful to do gender studies as an inter-disciplinary class.

I was finishing up my grad school classes and took Women's Literature and Women in Drama, which filled the requirement for American Literature.

Doing gender studies in the context literature and how it actually affects people in their lives and the stories they write--it was a wonderful experience.

Plus, I did a mass survey about gender perception when it comes to careers. It was really fun to work on, and I learned a lot about how people across the country view gender and gender roles.
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>>84055909
I disagree, I took several GS courses because I found them interesting and provided a different look at things. The professors were some of coolest and most helpful people I ever interacted with at college and the students and TAs were all very chill and down to earth about things. None of the tumblr-type feminists I ever interacted with were in the actual GS program, probably because outside the intro classes you've got to start making a case for your opinions.
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>>84030033
>oriental girl
>deceptress
>grant me The strength
L.O.L.
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>>84028560
>Carl's adopted

Nice try Willis, but there's nothing you can do to justify Carla being a pick.
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>>84056139

>Taking university courses because they're "cool and interesting"

As a European I will NEVER understand this shit, especially given how much you Americans pay for your educations.
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>>84056855
Hey, there are plenty of open spots for electives. American students are required to have a certain amount of class hours, so why not fill some of the blank spaces with stuff that sounds interesting?
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>>84056855
Do they not have electives or credit requirements that can be filled by different courses in Europe?
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>>84056855

you usually have to take a certain number of basically whatever you want. in theory i'd guess its supposed to like have science majors take some english classes or whatever. diversity of skills and learning
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>>84057002
>>84056967
>>84056930

I know how the American univeristy system generally works, what I don't get is why people go along with it.

I mean, it's basically the univesity charging you money and then saying "In order to proceed with the education you're paying for you must use X amount of hours on irrelevant hobby classes and we're gonna charge you for those too."

If there's a subject you think is cool and interesting then you could just attend club for it.

This ideal of the renaissance-man who knows a little bit about everything is so bizzare to me, I don't understand what the ultility is supposed to be. If you're studying to be an electrical engineer then why would you want an education that basically strong-arms you into taking English lit classes at YOUR monetary expense?
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>>84029838
Compound this with an obligation to spread the gospel, and this is pretty much how LDS (Mormon) see it.

I say this as a member of the LDS church myself.


If anyones curious, another layer to this is that heaven has 3 sections, all of which are perfect compared to our life on Earth, only ones glory is comparable to the brightness we see in a distant star (Telestial), the other the perceived brightness of the moon (Terrestrial), and the final the sun (Celestial). This is usually associated with 15:40-42 in Corinthians.

There is a possibility that someone would go to none of these, but that requires betraying God on a fundamental level. Like if Thomas S. Monson (the current President (Pope) and Prophet of the church) decided he wanted nothing to do with God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. Or at least that's how I understand it, it's never actually made clear, and for understandable reasons.
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>>84057683
I would think it's just for the money, but as a student you can't really do shit about it unless you don't want a degree.

In my experience though, it prevents you from going insane when you're in your 3rd or 4th year, and you can take some easy and fun classes. Only 1 out of 4 or 5 classes a semester will be in your extra topic so you're not skimping on your main education, and some people pick things that they can turn into a minor with just a few more classes.
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>>84058051

Pete Holmes used to have a bit about how he found it crazy religious people weren't just constantly trying to convert people because if they're right that means all these people are going to get horribly punished for eternity unless they're saved.
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>>84057683
English lit classes would count towards your English credit, not your elective credit, unless you're taking English lit courses beyond what is required. Most of what people are talking about here cover general education requirements not electives; those exist to provide a uniform standard of education regardless of degree program. While a student can, reasonably, take whatever course they want with electives, academic advisers will recommend using them for talking coursework in fields related to your major. That, and the fact that you still need to meet prerequisites for the course, mean that most people use their electives for something relevant.
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I strongly believe that people who try to write out accents and dialects need to be surgically removed.
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>>84058051
The Outer Darkness is reserved for those who willingly reject salvation.
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>>84058273
Southerner detected.
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>>84032267
So, Joyce is a Methodist?
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>>84033357
>'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium

Gold.
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>>84033371
>Christians creep me out. Religion isn't supposed to be joyous.

C'mon, even Catholics know how to have an okay time. You have to get them shitfaced, but that's where communion comes in.
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Did a comic.

This one is longer because it's got a greater set up.
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>>84058539
she's literally every denomination except Catholic according to Willis
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>>84030183
>>84033492
>>84030183
>>84059917
Do people actually give you money for this?
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>>84060143
Nah, It's just something I do for fun. I'm never gonna reach willis level's of money.

But if you do wanna donate or commision, your free to do so.
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>>84033371
>Religion isn't supposed to be joyous.

Abrahamic religion, maybe. Big infinitely good/powerful/perfect god sitting up on top always reminding you how small and flawed you are, promising an afterlife and telling you how great it's going to be by talking how shit the world you're in is. Abusive boyfriend telling you how shit you are and the only way you're worth anything is from your relationship with him.

Be a pagan, bro. Celebrate the beauty and glory in your life and the world you live in. Embrace pain, embrace death, embrace your power and exult in joy and terror and grief! Worship the gods in everything you care about, greater in power but just as flawed as you are! Aim to be better than them! Live! And laugh!!
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There was only one true Christian, and he died on the cross.
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>>84055944
it's almost like willis is trying to say something there.

Also she's always been bland and acted upon. I can't think of any actual story willis has wrote where she seems to be in control instead of being lead by another character.
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>>84060339
>wanna donate or commision
Not at your skill level, homie.
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>>84060904
That's cool, I understand, I'll just keep on getting better until you feel like it, it's alright.
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>>84055630

Hide the thread and move on then, autist,
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>>84044158
What? No she hasn't. There is a comparison picture right there, she is the same height, and same width.
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>>84062062
She's clearly getting stockier.
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>>84028957
>Though we did mock the Catholic kids endlessly.
May I ask why?
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>>84043797
'07 Amber is Best Amber

Oh, Moderately Attractive Nerd Girl
The kind you can talk to about vidya and comics to
And occasionally smooch
But she's only Moderately Attractive
So she won't leave if someone cooler comes aloooong
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>>84029838

Jesus' Death was never a "Get into Heaven Free". card.
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>>84062062
they're all drawn to be the same "height," but her head becomes a larger and larger percentage of her total height
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>>84064465
She must have gotten into a battle with Stardust, the Super Wizard.
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