Homestuck

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...slow morning then, friends?

>tfw you will never go on a wild fuck-tour of all human- and troll-kind

>>84005176
is this schedule supposed to apply to the new universe?
why are vriska and aradia here? where is calliope?

>>84005233

Yes, based off my Roxy's Threesome Addiction fic
it's easy to get to the new universe and get in and out,
flattered but lacks functional equipment

>>84005176
im stupid how do i read this

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Large red box with heart : John/Roxy
Large box of a different color, with the name of a partner: John/Roxy threesome with stated partner (In example, John/Roxy/Terezi)
Grey box with X: No sex
Box cut in half: Top half is John's activities or partner, bottom half is Roxy's. (In example, John/Terezi and Roxy/Jane)

>>84005176
>>84005363
>being this autistic to make a schedule about fictional characters fucking each other
Just lol.

>>84005461

In my defense...okay, there's no defense, but I was super drunk when I made it.

>>84004756
r63 is always delicious to see

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>>84005690
r63, you said?

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>>84005811

>>84005811
>>84005821
fuck yes thank you

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>>84005821

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>>84005851

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>>84005891

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>>84005944

dave "rim me and you win me" strider
dave "tonguefuck and youre in luck" strider
dave "all you can eat bouffet" strider

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Roxygen is cuter when genderbent

Debate me

agreed

>>84006053
definitely true for him and karkat

>>84006075
AGREE''D, FUCK DAT DRAMA.

>>84005870
Karkat would get along with himself if it was a present version of himself
the only reason he hates his future self is because he was being a cryptic jaded asshole

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>>84005821
>tfw no autistic gf

>>84006093
RIP Karkat

2009 - 2016

>forever Strider's shitty girlfriend who needs to stand next to him

>>84006137
his future self always hated his past self for being embarassing and his past self hated his future self for being an asshole

>>84006066
there is no debate anon
i even drew some 63roxy a while back if you want i can post it

>>84006220
hell yeah

>>84006220
Please, post it now. We're begging you.

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>>84006137
I don't think you could accurately guess how he'd react to another version of himself. They could get on famously, they could hate each others guts over one tiny disagreement and many other possible scenarios. I personally think disdain is the most likely outcome; seeing a direct reflection of yourself is something most normal people wouldn't be up for, imagine what it'd be like for someone as self hating as Karkat.

who cares about karkat

he never got to do anything important

his big scene in collide is getting BTFO

his anus is literally dave's cumdump

>>84006220
Please do so.

Also, while I'm here, give me your classpect and I will give you one sentence of possible powers you can have with it. or, upon request, how you can instead use that power in bed

>>84006381
must one do something important to be a worthwhile person

>>84006397
Mage of Mind
give me both

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>>84006362
Ever watch Red Dwarf? A similar thing happens in the end of season 1.

>>84006397
how do i use my page of void powers in bed, classpergernon

>>84006362
Man, we are sure glad how Vriska reacted to an alt version of herself instead of Karkat! Thanks, Hussie!

>>84006416
Always-on prescience: you dont need to "activate" it like Terezi, but it can get overwhelming.
you can use it to determine "what will happen if i stick it in or if i tie her up etc. etc." and lead the way to the best cummies
>>84006424
hidden dildo surpise (this is the same for most void players)

>>84006397
ok i'll bite
what does the seer of time do in bed

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>>84006413
WORKS

AND

DEEDS

>>84006453
what the fuck does hidden dildo surprise mean. do i whip it out my my butt and *schwop* slam it straight into theirs. what does keeping dildos in my butthole have to do with the void. do buttholes have strong ties to the void aspect in general.

>>84006466
generally all time players can at the very least do the "here's five of me fucking you at once" gimmick, but the seer of time can plan that out well in advance by seeing what would happen.
>>84006477
void players hide things. void is not just nothingness, it's also invisibility, secrets, censorship, etc.

>>84006477
>space: vagina/womb
>void: ass

this makes so much sense

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>>84006259
>>84006353
damn i was way more shit back then

>>84006397
sup anon, good to see you again
rogue of hope

>>84006531
excessively good in one specific situation: a BDSM scene involving multiple people on one bottom. A Rogue of Hope can drain the bottom's will away, rendering it particularly potent method of inflicting humiliation/degradation while keeping the tops energized for the floggings.

>>84005944
why is dave an anime girl

>>84006413
>karkat
>worthwhile person

>>84006531
can someone make an aracial version of this?
To make it more canon.

>>84006397
Alright, what would a Prince of Void be like in bed.

>>84006729
Uncover all fetishes your lover has

>>84005176
>>84005363

Okay, took a while longer than it should have, but the first real update to the Roxy's Threesome Addiction fic is up on both my pastebin and AO3. No smut yet (probably not next part neither) but Dave needs to have a minor mental breakdown to get there, 's all.

>>84006397
Maid of Hope. (In bed too.)

what does roxygen mean

>>84006397
Knight of Light.

What happened to post-retcon Jaspers?

>>84006552
What abilities would a gent of piss have in bed?

>>84006796
john/roxy shipping
geddit coz breath

>>84006809
your question seems redundant

watersports

>>84006796
Roxy general

>>84006815
ohhhhh

>>84006397
What can a Heir of Time do in bed

>>84006786
You can create new hope or create with hope. Excellent for getting knocked up, using that "create with" function.
>>84006797
You know exactly where all your lover/enemy's weak spots are. Critical hit.
>>84006836
Literally an army of dicks/pussies. So much more than any other time player.

>>84006836
last the whole night in bed id think

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>>84006552
oh my
thanks

>>84006728
thatd be pretty cool

do you think bro strider is a cuckold?

>>84006397
Mage of breath.
bed would be lovely too.

>>84006786
Your partner hopes you are good in bed, but you are a pushover and massive sub

>>84006797
You are insecure and probably lie that you have a big weiner (you don't)

>>84006836
You take long to reach your orgasm and bore your partner

Alright Eg8ert. I know I got mad when you mentioned it 8efore, 8ut I've given it a lot of thought. I know you're interested in 8lowjo8s so, fine. I will let you 8low me.

>>84006947
You are out of breath after thrusting in your partner two times.

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>>84006728
>a-racial
>canon
Remember this is the image used for Hiveswap's kickstarter

>>84006397
mage of time
anything besides the standard selfcest orgies?

and that's all the time I have for right now, we'll be back with our regularly scheduled autism in q couple of hours

>>84006413
Y'know, I liked the message the comic had with Calliope - that you didn't need to accomplish anything in the grand scheme of things to have worth as a person.
But it would have been nice if the comic had applied this to Karkat (who desperately needed that lesson).
Not like it meant shit in the end anyway, Calliope helped boost Roxy's void powers or whatever. I don't remember the details.

>>84006397
seer of space

>>84007026
Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

>>84007031
>Blood is literal cuckolding
>even the story cuckolds him

>>84007018
You will never get laid

>>84007077
that's not true
see: selfcest orgies

>>84007058
how does the story cuckold him

>>84007018
You try to have selfcest orgys but get cucked by your own copies.

>>84007115
your copies are just you in the future

which means you're having sex eventually no matter what

>>84007132
Unless they are doomed clones. Meaning you can never have sex or else you'll die

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>Spent 7 years writing, writing, writing for a single story-game
>Then finished his pet storyline, and left the whole thing to a team of dedicated professionals
>Delivered on two Kickstarters in time

I feel like Andrew "writing is easy" Hussie would have a lot to learn from this man's advice.

>>84006397
what could page of breath do in bed?

>>84007433
really sucky blowjobs

>>84007433
get winded easily

>>84007012
>nothing to do with the game at all in anyway

what misleading shit. the kickstarter was a debacle from the very start

>>84007433
WEENIE

How long will these 24/7 threads stay up? The next probable date for the epilogue is 10/25 (and even then the release seems unlikely.) Are we just going to pollute the catalog until then?

>>84007554
the biggest weenie of them all.

>>84007583
???

>>84006397
What could a Mage of Void do in bed?

>>84007568
i wish
but the fire feels like it's dying :(

>>84006965
but vriska, i thought i would maybe give your tenta bulge a blow, seeing as i am not a homosexual or anything like that

>>84007568
We'll probably die between now and then because people will lose interest, but these threads are fairly on topic and haven't become HSG 2.0 yet, so I don't think we'll get banned.

>>84007613
There's an ebb and flow. It's busier about 8 hours from now.

>>84007568
There's been some fun and speculative discussion going on here. I think in general we remain pretty on-topic, and have authors, drawfriends and more. All in all I reckon the thread is pretty healthy, given the state of the comic news right now.

>>84007568
>The next probable date for the epilogue is 10/25
explain?

>>84007613
>>84007630
if anything i can also post the god tiers of yall that ive drawn so far here

>>84007694
meme numbers
its 413 + 612
plus album 10 had 25 songs

>>84007694
It's another one of those arc numbers that Hussie likes so much.

http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/1025

>>84007630
>>84007687
Well, let's hope it stays that way.

>>84007568
>pollutethe catalog

this is 4chan, so i'm pretty sure that's impossible

these threads move just fast enough to be active, but slow enough to stay alive a long time. and we have oc coming in at a fairly regular pace

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>>84007761
oh ok thanks

>>84007616
homo sexual*

>>84007611
Damara is going to have Bec mount John.

VRISKA = 8EST

KARKAT = SHIT

>>84007897
why not both?

but seriously, we'll probably have to move to /vg/

>>84007960
>/vg/
oh you silly fuck
there's only ONE place for you people.
>>>/trash/

>>84007897
/vg/ for sure. Mods are super strict here and are super chill in vidya boards. There was even a "Dont Hug Me Im Scared" thread on /v/ last night but the mods didn't delete it because it was such a good thread.

>>84008021
/vg/'s hit or miss
some threads attract a report-spamming dipshit or a pocket janitor and other threads are basically unmoderated

>>84008124
>implying Karkat wouldn't platonically hate the shit out of male Leos

>>84008012
we got kicked out
seriously. it's been tried
and lewdposting would take over the threads. keep that shit on /aco/ pls

>>84008178
>getting kicked out
>of /trash/
just............... daaamn

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Discuss these facts.

>>84008248
friendly reminder that lord english is a virgin

>>84008273
>implying damara did not rape lord english at some point

>>84008273
english is not a virgin but he isnt sexually skilled. unless you consider having a dick the size of a galaxy skill. he just pounds til his partner stops movin hes not really into subtle lovin

>>84008248
>Vriska more pure than Rose and more experienced than Jade
>Dad not closer to the top
>Gamzee "would space out in the middle of sex" Makara not at the very left
What

>>84008427
maybe it's sober gamzee too
i bet that fucker is really freaky in hatesex bed
just look at terezi....

>>84008248
bro's only skill is being cucked constantly

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repost

>>84006397
Witch of Rage (Male)

both

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>>84008552
>Caliborn in the middle
>Gramps at far right
>Vriska
i like this one

>>84008552
much more accurate, bro's real cuck nature put out on display

>>84008248
>Eridan
>Sexual Skill
Maybe with his hand, but with another living being he's bottom of the barrel for sure.

>>84008581
How can a guy be a Witch? Arent they suppoded to be female exclusive

>>84004756
>LOOK I DREW A MALE CHARACTER AS A FEMALE AGAIN

You people are worse than Marvel.

>>84008677
classpects are a social construct

>>84008552
rose loves tentacle porn, jade literally has a furaffinity. the beta girls are hella impure

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>>84008552
Dumb chart, have this

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>>84008682
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>>84004756
I wonder if there would have EVER been people who liked Vriska if she was male and did this shit.

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This is probably something that either happened or might have happened.

Eridan trying to hit on several Homestuck girls is Paradox Space material.

>>84009263
enough girls love eridan and cronus

>>84009285
Neither one tried to sexually assault anyone, it was only harrassment from them on account of being lonely. Vriska never even seemed lonely, Tavros was just a thing she wanted, another prop to collect for her ancestry obsession.

>>84009407
yeah but tavros is only relatable to weenies and betamales

so nobody really cares about him

>>84009273
I'm rather surprised there wasn't more focused stories like that, little slices of activity from parts of the comic we didn't see that would build on existing characters.

>>84009407
mituna didn't give consent you obstreperous nerdclown.

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If you had to give each troll a different class and aspect, what would you give them?

>>84009437
dude davekat lmao

>>84009407
cronus didnt do much less to mituna than vriska did to tavros in the spider girl scene. both did it to disabled people who couldnt stop them. and that was cronus's ONLY scene. and yet hes got a fair few apologists and fangirls

Latula is a horrible girlfriend if she let that happen to Mituna.

Wvhy do people like this couple again?
She's an irredeemable cunt.

>>84009350
who makes these

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>>84009482
These? I did. I'm not the guy from the last thread or the one before though.

>>84009438
To a shoulder pat.

Meanwhile Vriska invaded Tavros's face with her tongue while wearing only thighhighs and a revealing nightgown, then started to mind control him when he wouldn't reciprocate.

>>84009481
Their relationship takes a lot out of her, and that's one of the things I like about it, the way that they still love each other even though Mituna got pretty fucked up. She's there for him whenever she can be, (damara), but she has her own R4D issues to deal with.

>>84009285
There are people that like cronus?

>>84009520
>shoulder pat

>>84009630
yeah a shoulder pat thats all it wvas

>>84009637
i wrote out a scathing response before i noticed the wv

>>84009441
Karkat as a Knight of Rage,

>>84009637
wouldn't it be vwas

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>>84009624
There are people who like Cronus because he's a creep with issues, and he's written well enough to be believable. He's "the irredeemable trash favorite".
And then there are stans like pic related.

>>84009520
>>84009637

Dude. Vriska tricked Tavros into a situation where he was helpless, humiliated him, mind controlled him into kissing her, and then dropped him to the ground. That's kinda fucked up, yes.

But what Cronus did was not a happy friendly shoulder pat. It was a long massage through which he repeatedly insulted and threatened Mituna, gleefully ignored every NO and STOP coming from him, and pretty clearly enjoying his power over him.

Vriska hides her shittiness better and would probably look like an angel next to Cronus if she wasn't also a poisonous sadist that never changes despite her own unhappiness and the myriad second chances she gets.

>>84009441
Aradia: Rogue of Doom
Tavros: Heir of Void
Sollux: Maid of Mind
Nepeta: Seer of Blood
Kanaya: Page of Life
Karkat: Mage of Rage
Terezi: Witch of Light
Vriska: Bard of Heart
Equius: Knight of Wind
Gamzee: Prince of Hope
Eridan: Theif of Time
Feferi: Sylph of Space

>>84009714
he types "w" as "wv" and "v" as "vw" among other sea dweller quirks

still kind of upset the god tier maid outfit wasn't a french maid uniform

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>>84009802
same

>>84009796
at the start of a vword the v always comes first vwhen replacing w. at the end of a word the v comes second. apart from that its pretty fucking random. i dunno if there are any other patterns re: wv or vw

>>84009643
aw man

it's cute

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i kinda wish jane kept her crocker tier maid outfit

it looks a lot better than her normal bland one

>>84009796
>>84009861
just read through his dialogue and actually, no matter whether he's replacing W or V its ALWAYS vw. the exception is unpronounced Ws, as in noW, shoWn, aWkward, which are replaced with wv.

dunno what im gonna do with this information. probably make rapey comments in hst with greater canonicity

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>>84010249
who will be our meme queen hst

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>>84010282
DELETE T)(IS

>>84009785
>Kanaya in Page shorts
PLEASE

>>84010282
at one point in hiveswap, hussie will appear and give a five-minute voiced monologue where he acts all "meta" and claims to be the first best at memes

>>84010282
why is there an animal crossing character

he's not even trollified or anything what

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>>84009785
>Knight of Wind
You mean breath right?

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>>84010346
please no, I could never recover

>>84010282
What's the troll 4chan equivalent?

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>>84009441
>>84009785
Interesting new results.

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>>84010304
im in ur website outtrending ur tags ;)

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>>84010420
4grub

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>>84010433
I am very very illness, pls transcribe in list form

>>84010433
>Dave - Crying and Shuddering
>Karkat - Crying and Squirming

Sounds about right.

>>84010282
Trizza is going to be the best character in the game bar none, it's not even a contest.

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why are hiveswap's and paradox space troll designs so fucking bad? like seriously, what is going on here? they don't look as good as homestuck's trolls, or even most fantrolls i've seen.

>>84010615
they look ok
i think their designs just don't transfer over to 3D very well, and their signs/horns themselves are shit.

>>84010674
oh man the horns, i think that's part of it. there's no thought there.

>>84010728
dude pirate sword lmao

>>84010615
I get the Pirate Thief file name but what the fuck is Rebellious or "Marshall-y" about the second one?

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>>84010543

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http://hiveswap.com/

>July 17, 2015

>>84010938
you cant make a new cosmos of memes overnight

>>84010938
>"we'll have lots of new things to show you"

Why is Blood the worst fucking aspect in Sburb?

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>>84010938
>There she joins a band of scrappy troll rebels, and embarks on an epic journey to save the world and find a way home.

>>84010784
I guess if you go with the Marshall theme; a simple, formal outfit with a bit of flair? That's a stretch and a half but it's the only thing that really comes to mind.

I think it's hard to come up pleasing 'average troll' designs given how over the top most of the initial 12 were. That's not even taking the dancestors into consideration either, though some of them are more stereotypes of human themes rather than properly thought out individual trolls. It also doesn't help that trolls not caring about fashion is a thing, that is rather limiting in terms of creative designs for humanoid creatures.

In the end, what makes a good troll or fan troll design anyway that isn't just a troll version of some other design? There's rather few things to alter to make them unique, without going over the top that is. Angel's Sahtii is the only recent one that comes to mind that really stands out.

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>>84010615
>>84010674
I think this is my main issue with them. Trizza's design is solid, hell she looks like more like a younger Condy than Meenah does. When they switched her sign to the new one though... the horns just don't make a lot of sense anymore.

>>84011026
Because we didn't get to see it do anything and it was attached to chief of weenie staff.

>>84011065
it was clear she was intended to be a peixes at the start so 'young condesce' might have been the plan. however they probably realized that there would have to be adult trolls on alternia, and it would be so far back the setting wouldn't even be recognizable.

>>84009427
>yeah but karkat is only relatable to weenies and betamales

fixed your crap post

>be alpha troll session
>everybody gets god tier
>everything goes perfect
>lol not the alpha timeline
>die
epic
nice game skaiababs

>>84011319
nah man you wanna blame the horrorterrors,

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>>84009785
>Knight of Wind

>>84011337
why?

Joey is le 90s kid, but like not as a meme, as in she cannot stand or tolerate anything made after 1990

She will literally kill every character in the game hence destroying the internet

>>84011319
>>84011337
I'm pretty sure Paradox Space/reality itself is at cause here, for marking doomed timelines for destruction.

>Nothing you do matter
>You don't matter
>Only one version of you (that may not be you) matters, and that's because he or she acted in some obscure way that matched reality's plans
This comic consistently establishes a setting of pure existential horror and sweeps it under the rug. Can't say I've seen it done anywhere else; that may be for the best.

>>84011404
if hiveswap doesnt have a genocide ending its completely worthless. fortunately the writer is a big eridan/caliborn fan

>>84011460
i dont think it sweeps it under the rug. if anything it works hard to make sure you know how bad it is so it can retroactively turn the cheerful trial and error platform games of yore into horrific massacres.

>>84011462
they confirmed choices that will lead to consequences in future games at least.

are we in a doomed timeline

>if Vriska didn't fuck over Tavros, he would have been a Knight of Breath
>he even uses a lance

>>84011539
only very niche genres of games are based on achieving victory by divining an obscure set of actions through trial and error
platform games are pretty much the furthest thing from that

>>84011745
Won't be able to know for a long time.
That's the worst part about doomed timelines.
Living out your whole life as normal to find out someone picked up a key they weren't supposed to.

Why not put the Matriorb in Vriska

>>84011751
tavros was always destined to be a page, he even picked it in FLARP

AA: y0u picked a t0ugh class tavr0s!
AA: n0ne 0f the really useful c0mbat abilities c0me int0 play until y0u reach a very high level
AA: but i supp0se it will be rewarding when y0u get there

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Why is male Vriska so handsome though?

>>84011795
remember that time you were about to sneeze during a test but you caught it?
yeah, should have gone through with it
thanks fucker

>>84011539
Worse. It doesn't sweep it under the rug. It makes it boring. It makes it fucking tearfully boring, dull, lame, and absolutely uninteresting to read about. Death and damnation has never been so shallow and fucking BORING. I've never seen someone create a situation of such overwhelming horror and make it about as interesting as watching a soggy bagel.

>>84011832
Vriska doesn't deserve to be pregnant like Jade

>>84006397
Heir of heart

>>84011971
that's one of the things i like about it, though. the situation itself is such a huge cosmic horror shitshow that the story can afford not to be constantly upselling its own enormity

>>84011898
This foreshadowing always made me hope we'd see do Tavros do something impressive with Page powers.
I guess he did rally an army and dance on LE's head, though. That's worth a big-ass cyclone.

>>84011751
He's even got a windmill on his hive too. I'm sure it was meant to go with the lance and set up a Don Quixote parallel.
Still, Knights aren't upgraded Pages, they're insecure weenies hiding behind fabricated personalities.
Tavros is perfectly open about his weenie status and doesn't have much in terms of insecurities, besides what Vriska artificially creates in him (and then he gets rid of those).
I'd say he ended up pretty well off.

>>84011974
Vriska doesn't deserve anything

>>84012104
you're not making any sense
but I get the impression that you don't like homestuck because of the writing, so anything that Hussie shits out would have been fine by you

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>>84005176
Why would you make this

Why would you post it

>>84012233
Booze and autism is apparently a deadly combination

>>84011832
It doesn't work like that

>>84012275
she's as fat as a mothergrub soo

>>84005870
would love to see some self loathing hate fucking

>>84012202
i only like homestuck for the writing
that said, most of what hussie shat out (barring the really shitty early act 6) was fine by me

>>84012336
then why are you okay with him taking the laziest, most convenient approach to his story
surely you must realize that the only reason why the characters don't react to the cosmic horror is because it would be inconvenient for him, that the only reason why no one has any ambition to their fates for the better is because it would be inconvenient for him

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>>84011633
>future games

>>84012227
Jade dying when she takes off her helmet to kiss Dave

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>>84012336
ayo HOL UP
>hating early act 6

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>>84009239
also a dumb chart in retrospect

>>84008427
Well Rose practically gave her body to dark eldritch beings. Really she should be even more impure.

>>84012399
does that guy have a gemsona yet?

>>84011924
You internally just want to be hurt.

>>84012275
Not with that attitude.

>>84012414
But you did a good job with it teebeehaych
And at least its two axes aren't themselves definitely correlated in some super obvious fashion.

>>84012398
This
"It happens that way because it was fated to happen that way" is the biggest fucking excuse to "Wait, but why didn't the characters [attempt something else/try to change things/etc]?"
John is the only person in the whole comic to be able to change things and obviously the only things he changes are what would help Andrew Hussie get out of the corner he's written himself into.
Fuck that guy.

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>>84012425
sorry, i don't watch shitty shows for stupid baby idiots B)

>>84012510
He's not talking about you

>>84012510
um it is a SERIOUS show for open minded adults such as myself

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>>84012497
No shit

>Wow! I'm John. I have this, relative to the setting, ultimate power of retcon. I can change anything, at anytime, and it becomes another Alpha timeline. No more dooming. I'm not even a Time player, wowee! I could stop all the deaths, change it all to never have to let all these people die for no reason. But nah, Hussie is too lazy to use this narrative tool to its full extent, that'd take time and hard work and good writing, he's gonna just let it rush us to the end. Cool!!!

>>84012398
i always just looked at that as part of the charm. the reader was supposed to understand the inherent horror of the setting in contrast to how the kids were sort of oblivious to how huge and frightening the game was. like snarky lemmings.

>>84012402
mostly jake and jane
i'm willing to put up with a lot of hussie's nonsense but he had several thousand pages to make me not hate those two and he never delivered

>>84012524
the insult ruse was

a distaction

>>84012510
SU is pretty good you should chill on something with someone and give it a watch

It was a nice balm after the hateful deathfest of Homestuck

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>>84012547
>not saving the updated version

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>>84012552
it was the opposite for me
i fell in love with them immediately
but as act 6 progressed i started hating them more and more

>>84012552
>i always just looked at that as part of the charm. the reader was supposed to understand the inherent horror of the setting in contrast to how the kids were sort of oblivious to how huge and frightening the game was. like snarky lemmings.

I wasn't impressed.

>>84012547
>this garbage chart implying caliborn is a bad character

stop posting this crap

>>84012602
nah

Caliborn belonged in another story

>>84012602
yeah having just done a recent reread alongside liveblogger, i honestly think things were pretty much wavy gravy until the Alphas

I'll always defend the Dancestors as well, just because we got to see how little snippets of personalities/interests were filtered into the Beforans

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>>84012602
>calibornfags praise a character that was introduced 3/4 in and then proceeded to hijack the story for his own mean
>yet they hate Vriska

>>84012552
>i always just looked at that as part of the charm. the reader was supposed to understand the inherent horror of the setting in contrast to how the kids were sort of oblivious to how huge and frightening the game was. like snarky lemmings.
that's completely your own speculation and only works if the reader has absolutely zero attachment to the characters, as though they were lemmings

it is painfully clear that hussie wanted to tell a story that had moral and dramatic value, and the message he wanted to communicate wasn't "everything is meaningless". If you like Homestuck because you have a morbid fascination and enjoy looking at disasters, that's one thing, but you seriously can't be trying to convince me that Hussie succeeded at what he set out to accomplish.

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>>84012602
Caliborn is the -tips fedora- character of Homestuck

"For me it's Caliborn - Brutal, Autistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor"

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>>84012645
>I'll always defend the Dancestors as well

>>84012660
Vriska wasn't funny.

>>84012665
>you like Homestuck because you have a morbid fascination and enjoy looking at disasters
oh shit he's on to me!

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>>84012693
>implying Caliborn was

>>84012708
I mean, that's fine. It's many times more coherent than "the characters are supposed to be retarded"

>>84012660
Vriska was never good is the thing

>>84012693
vriska never once made me laugh

i think you mentioning it is the first time i ever stopped to think about that

>>84012715
frig off randy

>>84012715
Haha greentext contrarianism and reaction pic

>>84012694
HUSSIE ARE YOU OK

HEY

OH GOD

WHAT HAS HE DONE.

HUSSIE?

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A PSYCHE OUT

PLEASE JUST BE A PSYCHE OUT PLEASE JUST BE A PSYCHE OUT PLEASE JUST BE A PSYCHE OUT

HAHA, OK, MAKE-BELIEVE TIME IS OVER!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

>>84012660
Just because Caliborn gets to hijack the narration and spotlight doesn't mean the story bends to make everything perfectly convenient for him like it does with Vriska.

He's always been a villain set up for comeuppance, and he got it in the end (please don't bring up the LE WON meme). Vriska will never get hers because, for whatever fucking reason, the whole cast tolerates her and she never faces the slightest consequences for what she does.

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>>84012766
>doesn't mean the story bends to make everything perfectly convenient for him
reminder that Homestuck's ending was drawn by him and he killed them all and won with zero effort

>>84012766
>doesn't mean the story bends to make everything perfectly convenient for him

that

that is exactly what his entire arc was about though

>>84012740
the funniest i ever found her was her bit at the end when she defended arquius for being really funny

really makes you think

>>84012766
But he DID win, anon.

so Lord English totally made his Megido handmaids dress like How to Draw Manga Girl huh

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You're writing your award winning novel when suddenly pic related slaps your story's ass and implants herself directly into the plot.

What do?

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>>84012823
Implant my own character to usurp her of course! It may come at the cost of my story but at least I win!

>>84012510
I;m talking about the crystal hand fetish guy

Ladies, ladies

Caliborn/Vriska

>>84012934
they could spend all day jacking each other's swagger

>>84012934
woooow what an unique meme pairing no one thought of

same with calliope/karkat

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>>84012934

>>84012591
same, the second i met jake i was like fuck yeah this character is gonna be fun as hell *crashes headlong into love quadrangle*

>>84012934
but what quadrant?

>>84012552
>he reader was supposed to understand the inherent horror of the setting in contrast to how the kids were sort of oblivious to how huge and frightening the game was.
posting to announce that i agree with this

>>84012960
Oh right it's a forgotten fact that the Cairo Overcoat was made from Vriska's jacket

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>>84013014
They would vacillate between <3< and turning into a giant demon snake and fighting to the death.

>>84012806
Caliborn's arc is mostly about WORKING for everything he wants despite being awful - up to a point. The characters (well, the ones that aren't brain-damaged) react realistically to him: he's a jerk, he needs to be stopped. His entire purpose, as LE, is to be stopped. And he is.

Compare with Vriska. Can you name a SINGLE THING she worked for and earned? The weapon she stole from another Vriska; even God Tier she admitted "falling ass-backwards into". Everything else is dumb luck and other people offering her opportunities on a silver platter.
And when she comes back to life absolutely no one treats her like the asshole she is. John mysteriously forgets the way he feels about her. The very Roxy who hated Aranea for being a smug bitch never says a thing. Everyone turns a blind eye to her abuse of Jake. And so on.

It's two entirely different things.

>>84013051
oh yeah i took that quiz too, i got rouge/thief of light.

exactly how fucked am I?

>>84013082
Well are you outgoing, social and maybe sometimes a bit rude or are you a rogue?

>>84013076
but anon, of course vriska would get everything through luck, thats what her aspect does :^)

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>>84012976
Wouldn't the most unique meme ship involve Trizza and someone else

I self-insert as Vriska Serket, as me anything.

>>84013114
o-oh my

>>84013117
>No 8
Imposter

>>84013114
trizza/cridea is my otp blackrom pairing

>>84013114
cute jade

>>84013114
what about gamzee and sober gamzee?

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>>84013117
How lewd are your feet?

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>>84013117
wwhy the fuck you lyin
wwhy you alwways lyin

>>84013114
Trizza/Mituna

>>84013127
>>84013146
http://dirtydavestrider.tumblr.com/post/146370457402/jade-dances-to-beatup-homestuck-vol-10

>>84013082
rogue would basically steal luck from the bad guys and give it to your friends

thief is literally Vriska so you get to generate your own plot armor with zero effort at the cost of everyone around you

>>84013174
yeah i'll be jacking it to this later

How pure is Kanaya

>>84013117
I masturbate to Karkat/Kanaya smut and lewd fanart

ask me anything

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>>84013174
>white people
>"dancing"

>>84002877
>disappointing piece of shit
Nonsense, it's perfectly fine! You'll get better as you go along. Everything takes time.

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>>84013238
Kanaya would never....

>>84013280
Take roses strap-on far enough

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>>84013241
>jade
>"""white"""

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>>84013335
>jade
>"""female"""

*8urps*

Sorry guys, I just 8 Karkat!

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Who /THIEF/ here?

Thief of Breath reporting in!

>>84013497
>those cropping borders
i think i'm in physical pain

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>>84013514
superior thief coming through with actual time freeze powers

>that one fic where female yandere Gamzee exists and gets fucked hard by Karkat

>>84013657
link

where my maids at

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>>84013514
where'd you get that high-res template?

this pic only has low-res pics

>>84013680
I literally googled "thief of breath" and it was the first image I found.

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>>84013680
the older classpect quiz had them for the results

>>84013680
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Class

>>84013799
That is a decent idea for the page and I might add it when I update it to support multiple versions of the spreadsheet at once.

>>84013076
>Everything else is dumb luck and other people offering her opportunities on a silver platter.
dude thief of luck lmao

>>84011633
>>84011462
If you have choices I hope Joey becomes the fourth to get a Megalovania theme

>>84013922
If only ultimate self were that cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbFjAKvIKS0

>>84012823
Kill her off as soon as she appears and actively never mention her again

>>84012847
>Caliborn was Andrew Hussie's last ditch attempt to outmarysue Vriska
>He lost

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>>84012823

>>84013497
>the coloring in roxy's hair doesnt follow the flow of the hair
thats bothering me more than anything

>>84014311
let your art rage bloom

>start a re-read to see what I missed
>get to Davesprites first conversation
>remember how everything ends for him

Fuck this comic why do I even care so much

>that one fic where Karkat saves Tavros from a swarm of Serkets
>Tavros runs away while Karkat is surrounded by these whores
>ends up getting fucked to death by Vriska, Aranea's thighs, (Vriska) and Mindfang and a million other Vriskas
>epilogue shows how Tavros became the supreme leader of trollkind and no one remembers Karkuck anymore

>>84014311
in fairness roxy's hair swirl is kind of topologically ambiguous

wait why am i defending this

>>84007012
> Aranea surviving to the end
> Liv Tyler surviving to the end
> Vriska coming back
They got these wrong, why not the skin colours too?

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>>84013922
>Ultimate self
>All your dreams and thoughts are blips shared by all the yous across infinity
>The kids could have collapsed time to become their ultimate platonic ideal selves
>We could have had amazing moksha style allusions and ideas
>They could have become true gods to oppose Caliborn
>We could have had the bittersweet moment of Dave and Davesprite and all the Daves that ever were becoming one and finally finding peace
>Karkat could have at last understood every argument with himself from every angle and calmed down
>THEY COULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING HAPPY

>>84014393
Enjoy you're soccer game senpai

>>84014351
I think that's a question we all ask ourselves at this point. I'm honestly surprised it got to you too, after your initial small break I thought you'd escape the inevitable disappointment by just not continuing on.

>>84014393
>Karkat could have at last understood every argument with himself from every angle and calmed down
That sounds fucking magical. I'd have loved to have seen a sudden realization moment from the guy in some meaningful capacity.

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>>84014452
I FUCKING HATE SOCCER AND I HOPE THE OLYMPICS KILL BRAZIL FOREVER