The Unbelievable Gwenpool #3 storytime

>>83980119
>>83980125
The fujoshi is strong in this one.

>>83980140
>>83980146

oh no, it's sad again.

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and that all

>>83980031
>Gwen Poole admits to having masturbated to Batroc.jpg

>>83980194
Batroc is a good mentor.

Protect her, Batroc.

>>83980146
WELL SHIT

>>83980074
i like how she no speak English proper

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>>83980220
Thanks, OP.

>>83980254
Unf. Got a bigger pic of that?

>>83980092
HAHAHAHA

I need that pen

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>>83980119
>Dr. Strange's recommendation for Ronnie's store was real

>>83980105
Batroc just laying down some cold hard facts.

christ- this comic just underlines how much good writing and art can carry a weirdly mediocre idea.

I mean, this is actually enjoyable- and I want to see where it goes.

Of course once gwenpool gets traded off to a different writer it's going to go to hell, but still.

>>83980254
Such a perfect waifu

>>83980119
Damn, that is one sexy Doc Strange.

>>83980306
Well, yeah. All ideas can be made good, even if they're just cash-ins. Look at how Transformers was made to sell toys, and how A Christmas Carol was originally a commission.

That said, it's only a matter of time until Megafag comes back.

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>>83980262
not him but i found this two previews

>>83980074
>Wanting pants

Boooo.

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>>83980334

>>83980334
Batroc is a proud papa.

>>83980220
Different artist? Still cute tho

>>83980352
>500k debt to Ronnie
HA!

>>83980352
Ah, I had gotten it from Gurihiru's twitter, didn't realize a preview was out.

>>83980160
I guess this makes her official

>>83980386
Nah, Stacy Lee does the covers.

>>83980352
$140.00 is a pretty good deal for swords.

>>83980131
Okay. This meta as fuck.

>>83980208
And he... doesn't wonder how all her information has been popping up in that one second, point 13:00?

>>83980275
Probably not as such. They were all obviously edited.

>>83980092
Goddamnit I think I'm a fan of MODOK

>>83980074
Is that an Elsa Bloodstone outfit?

>>83980490
No, its an Ella Goodstone outfit.

>>83980254
So does Gwen ship Miles/Kamala?
KaMiles?

>>83980490
A slight redesign of the midriff the original has.

>>83980515
Might be a knockoff, yeah. Or a cosplay outfit. I don't think she has copyrighted her looks.

>>83980480
Hamlet-jokes incoming.

>>83980543
Maybe just something the writer/artists thought appropriate for her to be fans of.
Although Kamala merch makes zero sense at this point in time.
She has had like no media exposure so far.

>>83980092
holy shit. That last panel. I'm totally reading MODOK in Colbert's voice now.

>>83980444
Was just about to post something similar. I mean, doesn't it make her even MORE unusual that her personal information didn't seem to exist until a few hours after you specifically asked her for it?

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>>83980254
>no Nova

>>83980584
I would buy a Kamala plushy

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>>83980146
>Ted Poole

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>>83980125
>Hunka Hunka Wizard
Is Gwen a slut?

>>83980602
Reducto or his regular voice?

>>83980631
Sure, because you know of all her adventures.
But she has been cooped up in Jersey for a year or so, then became a junior on the Avengers next to Thor, Iron Man, FalCap, Vision etc. Most people will have gone: "The fuck is that and why would she be on that team?", for a while.
Before they would have decided that they've probably just been short a hand or something.

>>83980146

I'm glad someone shares my opinion of newborns. Those things ugly as sin for the first week.

>>83980442
It's because they're not such a niche product in a comic universe.

>>83980543

I think she ships Kamala with everyone, including herself.

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>>83980352
nice

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>>83980099
Subtle.

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>>83980480


So when is she getting a hench4life tattoo

>>83980632
I completely missed that, thanks for sharing.

>>83980334

Oh shit. He just got a kill order on Gwen, didn't he?

>>83980334
Are those MODOK mugs?

>>83980220

She's so fuckin' cute, I can't stand it. I'm gonna' die.

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>>83980964
I want a MODOK mug.

>>83980643
Please tell me this isn't an edit.
Please.

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>>83980334

>merch of MODOK in his original look

>>83980074
Is shaving your legs really that hard?

>>83980352
they didnt even call her to clear the 500k withdrawal

>>83981019
No, but it's time consuming. Two legs versus a face.

>>83981019
Not hard, just tedious (especially if you do it daily)

>>83980146
why does she want her parents to forget her?

>>83981088
Based on her personality, she's a delinquent fuck-up.

>>83980632
I don't get it.

>>83981088
Because she can never go back.

>>83981088
>expecting she to reveal her backstory so soon
She's gonna reveal how she ended up here only as a secret ace to boost the sales.

>>83981075
Why does she like black Spidey over the real Spidey?

>>83981167
Better Ted than Dead.

>>83980347
Are you gay?

>>83981210
There is good chance that she is a casual.

>>83980998

>Any character of the big two

>Just saying they masturbate instead of couching it in acceptable innuendo/implications

Come on, anon. You shouldn't even need to be told.

>>83980125
>Gwen isn't a lesbian
DROPPED

>>83981210
Miles has swag

>>83980092
absolutely fucking fantastic

>>83980074
kinda wanna fuck Ronnie

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>>83980015
fuck man, feel free to give me your slowpokes.
This took way too long to sink in for me.

This series is actually good, what the fuck.

>>83981273
Right, I actually thought Marvel had enough balls to do shit like that.
Sorry, Anon.

>>83981075
10/10, bravo anon.

>>83981288

At this point, I'd believe she's bi.

>>83981210
Because Miles is single I guess.

One thing I like about this is it's moving pretty fast.

>>83980664

Not that anon but for me it's reducto

>>83981345
Marvel is actually pretty decent at writing stories about shitting on themselves.
Too bad they can't actually make legitimately good stories outside of that.
No wonder DC's Rebirth is dominating. With competition like this?

>>83981355

For some reason masturbation is still considered a "dirty" topic, that you have to be careful around.

I did like that Hawkeye and Cyclops proved that yes, male heros do have lurid fantasies about allies/foes in skintight uniforms.

It's just something they learn to consciously ignore.

>>83981301
When?

>>83981367
Peter isn't single right now?

>>83981345
>people say Nova is shit
>People read the storytimes
>actually it's pretty okay.
>people say Gwenpoole is shit
>actually is okay
Geez, it's like people don't read comics and just like to talk shit about it

>>83981397

Rebirth is the same domination that happens with every huge shake-up event. It'll stay strong the first month or three, then start petering out and eventually return to where it was, same as it has all the other times, for both companies.

>>83980125
Dr. Strange knows he is in a comic too?

>>83981019
Try doing it for a while.

>>83981430
Peter will always be sinhle.
You have José Quesadilla to thank for that.

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>>83981436

>>83981430
I dunno, is he? I don't really follow Marvel's Spider Man shenanigans.

Maybe she likes someone her age more.

>>83981447

He certainly does, now. Probably wasn't sure until he looked into her situation.

>>83981436
Or maybe their idea of shit is your idea of okay.

this book is way too good for what it is

>>83980131

WE HYPERCRISIS NOW

This is probably my current favorite marvel book. I fucking love meta stories.

>>83981428
since he hooked up with the other 2 kids

>>83980140
>That's probably for the best.
Gwen confirmed for having nothing to go back to in her home universe. Parents dead, no friends, and/or no job.

What the fuck this is really good

>>83980584
I bet Gwen commissioned it when she got her first big payday.

>>83980131
just how fat is her ass?

>>83981088

Probably because she's only recently realized that she's a murderer many times over.

>>83981088
Because they lost her daughter and hse will never return.
Have you seen parents who miss their kid for half a year with no indication where she could be or whether she is even alive?

>>83981464
He dated that Mary Sue for a while, but last I checked he's still single.

They shot themselves in the foot by having Mary Jane and Peter be engaged in the past, though, because that means they've still gone the farthest out of any of Pete's relationships. And Gwen is still dead, too, so that isn't happening.

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>>83981505
It's the writer. Same guy as Dr. McNinja and Longshot Saves the Universe

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>>83981210
>Why does she like black Spidey over the real Spidey?
Have you seen what happened to the last couple of women who tried to be in a relationship with Pete? At least with Miles she has a chance not to get knocked up by goblins or make nonsensical deals with devils.

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>>83981447
Nah, he's probably just aware of the fact that what could be fiction in one universe is real in another. I mean, it's not brought up as much in Marvel as it is in DC, but the way comics as multiversal recordings work is the same in both.

He's not saying the Earth where she's from is the "real" Earth and theirs is fake but "your Earth has recordings and retellings of the events of ours."

>>83981578

If I had revelations like this spelled out to me by a vastly powerful being, I'm pretty sure I'd have an existential crisis.

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>>83981611

>>83981388

Yeah that's why I like it too, there's plenty of jokes, but it's not like it takes time out for just long back-and-forth pun sessions. They're worked pretty organically into how the plot moves along and it doesn't dwell on one punchline for long.

>>83981210
>Post-OMD Spidey
>Real

I like that there's actually something resembling an interesting storyline going on here. When it was announced, I kind of expected it to just be a silly scenario of the week thing.

>>83981456
Read the newspaper strip, he's still married to MJ. Ten years on, OMD did'nt acheive a thing really.

>>83981649
Peter may suck now, but Miles will need years and years of good comics and years and years of sucky Peter comics to surpass him as the real Spidey.

>>83980472

As all anons should be.

>>83981650

A lot of these "character falls from the real world into a fictional one" stories go wrong when the character becomes a mary sue or they are magically a prodigy instantaneously, or everyone else goes stupid to make sure that they can actually do something in thr story and not get instantly killed.

Gwen is a fuck-up, granted a fuck up with potential, but it's made very clear that she's only gotten this far through luck, and that the narrative around her could very easily change and reverse that.

Doubly so now that she's "officially" part of the Marvel universe, so all the laws that govern and restrict the other characters now apply to her as well. I wouldn't be surprised to see if her outside knowledge of the universe starts to fade too.

>>83980208
You done fucked up, Dr. Strange.

>>83981447

Strange has traveled to thousands of other dimensions and realities, it's part of his job description. Guy has seen it all. Hell, he's probably been to dimensions where they make slashfic operas in Italian about him and Wong that have become so popular they inspired no less than three popular religions.

The multiverse is weird, man.

>>83981611
>>83981640
So with this explanation in mind you could argue that the reason some of are leading uninteresting lives, sitting on the couch watching TV all day, is because some other parallel me is sucking up all of the cool apportioned to the conglomerate 'us' and the multiverse is trying to rebalance?
Well that's the explanation I'm going to use now.

>>83980092
He's goddamn Louis Litt

>>83981844
I'm sure I've seen a Jet-Li movie along those lines.

>>83981502
Actually, I think you're right. I believe to be able to find at least one enjoyable thing in everything I read. Or I wouldn't read it at all.

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>>83980131
This is absolute GOLD

Shit, I actually liked this and am thinking about picking up the floppies.

What the fuck have you idiots done to me.

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>>83980472
I would suggest to you M.O.D.O.K. Assassin, then.
One of the short Secret Wars books that fully took advantage of the elseworld character of the event.
It's a cute love story about him having a crush. With lots and lots of unrepentant murder.

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Why did so many people not trust him?

>>83982141

Because people have never read Dr. Mc ninja

I was hyped when I found out he was writing it

Now let's put him on Squirrel Girl cause if we can at least improve the writing I might actually read that

>>83981611
>if everyone buys comics then we will have a lot more technology
kek

>>83980131
Doctor Strange canonically approves of Cumberbatch playing him.

>One of Marvel's best current books is just a story based on a single fucking variant written by a dude who makes a webcomic about a ninja who is also a doctor

What a time to be alive.

>>83981030
she should just grow it out and dye it pink

>>83980174
I wonder how they're going to bring that cute guy back?

>>83980174

>keeps his skull in a shark backpack

it's the little things

>>83982340
Is it a reference to Jaws?

>>83980074
>I'm tired of shaving my legs EVERY DAY
This book gets me, it has earned my buy.

This is absolute garbage.
This is what happens when you run out of creative ideas and decide it'd be a brilliant idea to turn to fanservice and pandering.
Because Spider-Gwen wasn't enough, now let's throw Gwen and Deadpool into a blender together to get the ultimate EBIN FOR THE WIN LEL XD character that will surely boost our sales because fuck our long term readers and fuck everything else too.
I fucking hate Marvel.

>>83982523
Why not include the fact that it's not Gwen if you want people to take this bait seriously? Or is that part of the joke? Damn, meta

>>83981447
Loki, Deadpool, She Hulk, Howard now Strange?

>>83982595
Loki and Howard?
When and how?

>>83980146
>This thing is a potato that was cursed with a face
THIS COMIC GETS ME!

>>83982552
Go eat a dick you piece of shit, I bet you liked CWII too and praise it as the second coming of jesus.
It's imbeciles like you that have driven the industry to the shitter.

>>83982669
same

>>83981075
> she has a picture of herself with Whor

>>83980352
How does she shave her legs if she hasn't bought a razor?

>>83982736
>not stopping to get pictures with superheroes who tried to kill you

>>83982745
M.O.D.O.K. provides complementary toiletries to all live in employees.

>>83980031
I like how the HQ is just randomly chilling on top of a building.

>>83982745
She probably bought them with cash.

>>83982745
Those are the things she's bought since getting a bank account in this issue

Before that she was taking contracts out and getting paid in cash

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>>83980964
yes they are

>>83980015
better than Deadpool desu.

>>83982745
With the swords obviously

>>83980125
This is just like my Shojo Manga. I like it

>>83982859
>anime foreshadowing a go

>>83982523

You're free to leave, anon. Door's that way.

>>83982092
NOT THE BEES

>>83980125
fffffffuck me she's cute

>>83982141
>>83982189
Dr. McNinja has been unreadable since 2009.

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>>83980254
>Miles
>Kamala
>no Nova

>>83980146
Fuck man, what's she done that's so bad.

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>>83980174
"hey, this guy that i just killed his parent without remorse, let me talk with him".

why is this still a thing anyway?

>>83980194
Kek

>>83981210
Maybe she left her world while they were publishing Superior?

>>83982523
confirmed for not reading comics. /co/, ladies and gentlemen,

I didn't want to read this, but Batroc makes it all worth it.

>>83980015
So did she just magically become pretty? Because i doubt many female comic book fans exist in the first place, but pretty female comic book fans is overkill.

>>83980627
Because being Sam is suffering

>>83983401
Why wouldn't you become hot if you entered a comic universe where everyone is hot?

>>83983401
She was probably one of those fat chicks as a kid and then lost a bunch of weight and still had her nerdy interests since the climate is now perfect for nerdy cosplay girls. Only she was actually nerdy.

>>83980220
>heart shaped sunglasses
>dat tongue

Aaaaaaand my penis just went critical.

>>83980015
I have a crush on Bartoc now. Never thoguht I'd ever say these words

>>83983401
Where do you live that you don't have pretty girls in your comic book store?

>>83983401
I saw a pretty girl at my LCS once.

>>83983474
>Aaaaaaand my penis just went critical.
I want underage to leave

>>83980074
Not that I want her to wear pants, but if she had to, or even if she only sometimes wore pants, why not just make them white? I think that could work with that costume. I'm sure Ronnie has white fabric. Or is she just making excuses because she doesn't want to?

>>83983517
White would look a billion times better than pink there.

>>83982859
I want that mug. I REALLY want that mug.

>>83983499
No that was just a skinny guy.
>>83983466
>>83983440
Probably the one time
>muh realistic woman
Complaint mught be valid.

>>83983143
False. Its remained great, although the pacing got a bit outta whack there for a bit.

>>83983317
she arrived during/after secret wars. that's as far as her knowledge extends.

>>83983517
Ronnie just uses her to get rid of extra fabric. She never has a hard time peddling of plain old white, bit pink is uncommon enough that she can't afford to buy some just for Gwen.

>>83983401
you obviously don't get out much.

>>83983487
A rich white suburb, where only nerds hang out in the comic book store. Although it has a nice cafe, which is probably better.

Goddamn I love this comic.

>>83983666
I think you are daydreaming bro, if you think there are a lot of female.comic book fans, let alone hot ones.

>>83980643
Dude, motherfucking magician is hot.

>>83983701
They hide when they see you coming.

>>83983487
I like to think I'm pretty, I go to comic book stores but I sure as hell don't stay for longer than absolutely necessary.

>>83983701
And you're completely rejecting the possibility that there might be even one.

>>83981552
Deliciously enough.

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>>83980015
Im ready OP

>>83981552
see
>>83960585

>>83983746
I would smell them.
>>83983757
I'm guessing Less that 1% of a percent.

>>83980080

>that shark backpack

hnnnnngghhhh its too cute, dammit.

>>83981210
Age difference. This Gwen seems really young, Miles would be in her age group, would make sense.

>>83980015
Not gonna lie, when I first heard about this I thought it was gonna be stupid as shit, but it's really surprised me.

The art's nice, the writing is hysterical, and it's a surprisingly sharp and self-aware critique of Marvel's own flaws and tropes.

>>83982189

It's weird because Ryan North used to be funny. What the hell happened to him?

Speaking of former webcomic guys, what's Brian Clevinger doing now?

>>83983821
Is it really that bad in the States?

>>83980254
Where is this from?!

>>83983884
Not sure how it is abroad for comic fans, so i cant say.

>>83980125

I gotta say, I really love this comic's use of color and pink. It's weird to say that but it makes it stand out from so many other comics that are afraid of using pastel/lighter colors.

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>>83980146
>They won't remember you
>That's probably for the best

Nope, being Gwenpool is still suffering.

>>83980146
>This explains why, if you look up Gwen Poole in real life, you won't find any info on her as anything but a fictional character
Doctor Strange altered the real world!

>>83983897
Comic book store customers are 50% women in most European countries, or more in Eastern Europe. More than enough cute girls too. Although a lot of those that I know are mostly into MCU synergy books. But I've met a couple that are pretty savy when it comes to comics.

>>83981088
She's clearly a delusional psychopath. She's aware this makes her a terrible daughter.

>>83983886
Unlettered preview of chapter 4

>>83983821
>I would smell them
This is why they avoid you creep.

>>83983884
It is. And if a woman goes into a comic book store she's always forced to blow all the guys there.

>>83980146

There is some dark shit in Poole's past.

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>>83980092
That last panel is something I'd expect from Beartato, not a Marvel comic.

>>83983598
The joke wore thin around the time King Radical dragged on for years.

Well, that was shit.

>>83981210
Man, you have no idea how shit Spidey has become.

>Art is alright
>Story is shit
>Characters are boring
>Dialog are cringies as fuck
>The humor is literally trash

There's no reason to like this unless you're part of the demographic it appeals to, aka nerdy kids who pretend to read comics on their tumblr.

>>83984016
It is about 20:1 in the states, at least at my local store or comiccon.

>>83984042
They cant avoid me if they are dead in my basement. Or non existent.

>>83984043

Girl here, can confirm. Just grabbed my pull list earlier this morning.

>>83984208
This is why I buy on comixology where they only require me to camwhore.

>>83984158
Should I be worried that I'm sending my sister to SDCC? Or is it practically a normie convention by now?

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So, has anyone cut out any adorable faces she's made yet?

>>83984281

SDCC is more about tv shows and movies than comics nowadays. I hope she is loaded with cash and willing to wait in line for years for anything work checking out, because holy shit those cons are expensive.

>>83984281
You are gonna see a lot of families oddly enough. Parents taking their kids etc. A lot of neckbeards as well, but the adult sections tend to be cordoned off to specific areas so you dont have to worry about it too much.

>>83984322
>anything work

anything *worth, I meant

>>83984322
Basically comic-con is disneyland vibe

>>83981210

Slott has been writing Peter Parker Spider-Man for 8 years now. If Gwen is a young twenty-something, that means Parker Spider-Man has been consistently written terribly during the years when she would have gotten into comics.

Bendis, while he may write a BORING Miles, doesn't make Miles as outright terrible of a character as Slott makes Peter.

>>83980092
Incredible.

>>83982453
Jump the shark.

>>83980254
>Only female heroes and a black guy.
Shes either the ultimate sjw, or wants to be blacked.

>>83981355

Canonically in the DC universe nobody ever masturbates. It doesn't exist.

>“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe.”
>― Neil Gaiman

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>>83982523

>>83984437
Considering the current climate, she will probably fuck a black lesbian.

>>83981602
Oh shit he did Longshot? I loved that

>>83984322
We heard about the problem with queues. She wants autographs from King and Orlando, not sure what tv shows or movies she'd want to check out, especially since there's no schedule yet. The DC panel would be pretty unrealistic to attend, right? We're both looking forward to the westworld remake, is that something that might be presented at SDCC?

>>83982523
I agree with you and think the people liking this are the reasons /co/ is an awful board.

>>83984496
You might be able to get into the dc panel, it is all a matter of being willing to wait.

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>>83980054

>causing another innocent bookkeeper to die

i don't care how cute gwenpool is, she must be stopped

>>83983487
The USA.

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>>83983202

>>83984378
Yeah, Miles ain't the famous Spider-Man though. Peter's a cultural icon, and he's had years of good comics.

More likely they wanted her to seem like a true millennial to identify with the younger crowd so they had her like all the young/diverse heroes.

>>83983517
Huh, white would work.

>>83983487
Its america. You have a pretty clear gender divide. Not saying its the 1% that one guy said, but honestly it is pretty close.

Give me one good page in the entire comic and maybe I'll believe it isn't trash.

>>83980131
>>83980140
>>83980146
I just realized that all the panel outlines in this book are black, except when they're hanging out outside the multiverse, being guided by the "pink harmonic." Then they're pink.

Except when her "information" is being transferred from one universe to the other >>83980160
Here the one panel line is white, or negative-space.

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>>83980174

>>83984695
w-will I be bullied if I go to an American comic book shop, anon?

>>83984006
What if one of us knew Gwen Poole in real life but our memories of her got erased?

>>83984827
Are you a girl?
If so people are just gonna stare at you.
If you are a guy you are probably gonna be ignored since most of us are autists.

>>83984827
Anyone who is not a regular neckbeard will.
They are fucking cancer. The regulars keep out any possible new customers with how repulsive they are.

>>83984834
>you will never know if someone made a deal with Mephistopheles to erase people's memories
>or if Doctor Strange pulled someone's history out of the world
>or if the world ended but the heroes undid a cosmic crisis to save it again
>or if Dr. Manhattan fucked with the timeline
>or if the Anti-Monitor erased all the other alternate universes and you're from one of the few that survived and got merged together

Comic universes are terrifying when you think about the full implications.

>>83984834
>she was too good for this world

>>83984834
Don't worry gwen
Ill keep you alive.

>>83984902
Your fuvkin retarded. No one gives a shit anymore.

>>83980194
> the joke

> my head
There must be in-comic context.

>>83985022
Batroc did not take the revelation that he was named because of jumping puns well.

>>83985020
Have you never been to a comic store? That is the universal experience.

>>83980140
>>83980146
>thats probably for the best
What did she mean by this

>>83984834
She was moot's sister, I think.

>>83985063

We don't know, but clearly she's a major fuck-up on her own Earth too.

>>83985076
They actually look surprisingly close.

>>83985063
Either she already had issues that made her parents not like her/that she guilted herself over because they made her parent's lives harder, or she's well aware she's stuck in comics forever, and doesn't want them to mourn her.

>>83985022
She told him he is stereotypically French and is named after the trait of being frog-like.
What is France known for, what do his feet smell like and which joke has she probably done to death offscreen?

>>83984698
>no one responds

Point taken.

>people hate gwenpool
>she is a depressed comicbook fan and a cute girl(on the inside) that could take the first chane to era herself from existense so everyone else lives happily
>we hate her because she is just like us and we hate ourself

i dont know how to feel about this

>>83985123
She was a geek. Any parent is dissapointed when their kid grows up to be that.

>>83985183
I dont dislike her, but she seems like forced
>lol gurls are comic fans to guise
Shit.

>>83985183
>we

>>83985183
>>we hate her because she is just like us and we hate ourself
That's just your headcanon.

I hate her cause, as this thread clearly shows, all her fans like you are retarded waifufags and her book is shit with crap writing.

>>83985247
>waifufags
Post your comic.

>>83980015
Why does she have a perpetual pink blush-looking effect on her mask?

>>83985076
HOLY SHIT

>>83985172
Because nobody gives a shit about you.

>>83985278
Deadpool, Goon, Atomic Robo, Hellboy, Blacksad, Hitman, Moon Knight, Tintin, Spirou, Lanfeust of Troy, Calvin&Hobbes, Life and Times of Scrroge McDuck, to randomly name a few.

>>83985183
>people hate deadpool
People like him.

>>83985515
No, I mean post the comic you said you were making a couple weeks ago that supposedly blows this one out of the water.

>>83985215
You're charging windmills my friend.

>>83980080
That explains why she owes Ronnie so much according to the preview.

>>83985569
Sorry bruh, wasn't me. It's not a surprise that there's still guys out there calling out shit comics when they see it though. I bet that man's handsome and cool.

>>83985591
What? Is that some kind of old folk expression?

>>83985247
Why are you even here? I don't go into threads that are storytimes of comics I don't like or don't read.

>>83980220

nothing happens, the comic, this is trash

>>83980220
Thanks taquito-senpai.

This comic is actually pretty good, too bad it'll take forever to get here and it'll prolly be just the volumes like Ms. Marvel.

>>83985674
Why are you even here? I don't go into boards to spread my shit tastes all around

>>83980306
>, this is actually enjoyable

That's literally the only positive thing that people say about these waifu trash comics ''its actually enjoyable!!'' instead of ''is actually really good! its actually thought provoking'' etc

The book is trash, you like it only for the art and because you are lonely.

Seriously, the moment I started to date a lot I started to not give a pass to bad movies, comics and games based on having a cute girl

>>83985671
...it's Miguel de Cervantes; Don Quixote. The Man of Lmancha. It's a tale classic of both theater and literature; a staple studied in many schools as early as the 8th grade, and in basically every higher course even remotely related to theater or literature.

>>83985753
The sad part is somebody's probably going to respond to this un-ironically very shortly.

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>>83985784

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>>83985812
https://youtu.be/GlKL_EpnSp8?t=29

Why does this nigga come in every thread to blast his ass everywhere and why do you people keep replying to him

>>83985812
No, anon, you are the one that has the culture of an amoeba
The other anon isn't fedora only because he knows one of the most famous books in history

>>83985884
You know this is still addressing him even if you don't link to his post, right?
Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>83985812
>I'm an illiterate mouthbreather hurr hurr hurr

>>83985753
>enjoying things is not a good enough reason to enjoy them!
>everyone should base their comic preferences around my state of being!

why do you even bother posting here?
to share your pointless opinion?

>>83985934
and there it is

>>83985812
It's traditional. Without our traditions our lives would be as shaky as a fiddler on the roof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEnDOXmyU-o

>>83984155

>cringies

4chan lingo is the absolute worst

>>83985737
Clearly you do.

>>83985659
http://cuckchan.org/co/thread/83547329/#q83561921
You're not fooling anybody. Post your comic.

>>83985934
If you can't say why a book a good and if this book is clearly not good by its plot / comedy / characters, then the book is trash. That's literally the truth.

>>83981342
That's old age taking hold.

>>83981342
How do you miss it? Totoro and the scene with the bike from Akira are probably the two most homaged scenes from anime ever.

>>83985020
Not him, but I'm a guy that has the unfortunate traits of looking fairly fit and everytime I go into my LCS, half the fucking clientele that are just sitting at tables around playing Magic the Gathering always glare at me until I leave. Super fucking awkward, and drove me to just buying my floppies online.

>>83985711
>nothing happens
Are we even reading the same comic?

>>83986013
That anon isn't Megafag. He's not going full autism.

>>83986063
probably >>83986045
or maybe I just got too distracted by the rad Mohawk.

>>83981088

Because its part of her mary sue writting.

>atractive female white blond.
>is into marvel comics.
>appears into said comics and suddenly learns how to fight and kills people like they are nothing.
>Now her parents forgot about her so her having the adventure of her life has zero consequences unless you count people that she already knows are not real.

>>83986166
Come on! All that happened was her getting a fucking driver's license and MODOK doing a google search!

>>83986019
> a book a good
> that's literally the truth
cute engrish sempai

>>83986205
and Batroc knows her secret, and she doesn't want to go back to the real world so she got everything about her erased from there, and the skull is probably going to start talking now, and MODOK wants to kill her to fatal death
that's a lot compared to other comics where characters just sit and talk

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Couldn't be assed to remove the white rings. Should suffice for your shitposting needs though.

>>83986227
>Look at him, he accidentally wrote a mistake and he didn't evens ee it ! Hahahah what a clerly wrong faggot

Baka senpai

>>83986286
I was being facetious

i need crops and cute, cute crops of gwen
why is no one making them?

>>83986205
And she convinced Batroc to start training her in combat
And she went back to Ronnie's shop
And she met Doctor Strange and went on a psychedelic journey
And she made the conscious decision that if she's going to live on 616 Earth then she needs to live on 616, she cut ties with her own home, erasing who she was before. She is committed.

And she's going to open a bank account.

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why i she so sad /co/?

>>83986361
Eh, the exclamation points definitely made it seem like our resident autist. Your grammar was too good, though

>>83986577
>she needs some white dick but society tells her it is wrong not to racemix.

>>83986577
She needs the good black dick

>>83986577

Because I imagine she knows her sales are going to sink like a rock because she isn't Batman or Spider-Man, and she'll get canceled before her time like all the other good comics do.

God dammit.

>>83986577
Because being Gwenpool is, and always has been, suffering.

>>83980105
>that commentary by Batroc

Kinda stings a little.

>>83986585
Curses! It seems zat my blood has betrayed my wis it's superiority!

>>83986381
I love this comic but this CUTE thing is starting to get annoying

>>83986673
Being Steve is pain
Actually, being a hero in Marvel means suffering 90% of the time.

>>83980074
She can get laser hair removal so she doesn't have to worry about shaving so much, or is this their hamfisted way of pandering to people that won't buy their comic?

>>83986381
Why aren't you making them?

>>83986577
You didn't protect her smile, /co/.

>>83986927
I think it was a joke, anon

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>>83980125
CUTE

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>>83980146
>>83980790
They really are

>>83980040
what is it about "my dude" that is just so silly

>>83985784
>many schools
Must be a coastie thing.