QC GENERAL

>>83971826
That's your complaint?

I'm more concerned that Dora killed Emily and stole her identity.

like we didn't already know, he went full SJW

>>83972013
yeah but it's just hilarious how ineptly transparent and overt he's making it

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Good job on turning two of your main characters racist, Jeph.

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>>83971826
>the joke is the author is an incompetent moron that can't write or draw in his comic that he writes and draws

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>>83971826
I'm so fucking confused by QC for the past while, it's like it's being written by a completely different author, all of the characters basically had their personalities re-written and nothing that happens sounds in any way plausible all. wtf happened to it?

>>83972199
For you, the day Jacques made an inexplicable change was the most confusing day of your life, but for him it was Tuesday.

Why does anybody still read this? For the love of god stop.

>>83971826
There's a difference between ceasing to make your business' atmosphere intentionally toxic and making it a tumblr hugbox. At least there should be. It's too early to tell if this is the case in Jephland.

>>83972199

There is no ongoing plan or love for these characters.

>>83972321
Trainwreckophilia.

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>>83972199
It's normal, you get used to it.

>>83971826

I want think the coffee shop sit-com stuff is all a holodeck type simulation that the characters use to cope with having to fight elder alien invaders in the 'real' post-Singularity future world.

At the least, it would mean things were actually happening.

>>83971973
The entire selling point of the coffee shop is that their shitbags to their customers

I don't even think a year in comic time has passed since then. Before they became popular Dora was going on about how they're barely breaking even. Now she's splurging money on staff and this fancy ass chair and eliminating their one selling point

Wasn't the "negative space" part of the shop's gimmick? People were going there literally to be treated like shit?

>>83973192
Yes. There's a reason why most small businesses fail within a year.

>>83973192
It's how Faye and that guy she didn't really care for met

>>83973145
>>83973192
Wry Cynical Ladies who Too Cool for You were the hotness for a sliver of time on the internet

>>83973145
Well if she didn't start being nice to customers and employees, then she wouldn't have any valid reasons for firing Faye.

Remember how she fired her, right after promoting her? For all the things that made the place popular.

>>83971826
Did the guy really jackoff a dolphin and why did he do it?

>>83973813
It's a story he tells, so there's been no positive confirmation. And what do you mean "why"?

>>83971826
>"ALL MY CHARACTERS ARE MY MOUTHPIECES!! PLEASE LIKE MEEEE!! EEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!"

-- jeph jacques

>>83973813
To get it's lucky charms, duh

>>83974040
Dophins creeped out the same extremely advanced AI that have pintsized as one of their number. There is clearly some sort of nefarious epic behind him doing it as for idk, let's say involving him jacking it off the dolphin as part of a covenant of his traitorship to mankind so that the dolphins will rule the land and enslave all humans that do not submit.

>>83971826
>don't worry, it's only a safe space for everyone but this white male!

>>83971826
>>83974123
which is really hypocritical when you think about it. that man was in a fire, he needs a place to calm down and feel safe in

>>83974123
He's orange and his shirt says he jacked off a dolphin I wouldn't be nice to him either

>>83971826
Does Faye get any good porn?
She's the only reason I come to these threads

>>83973813
Why did he get a shirt about it?

>>83971826
I haven't read QC in a long time, but what the fuck happened to their faces?

>>83975262
Because dolphins cum tshirts.

Duh.

>>83975316
Faye got a dyke haircut and Jeph forgot that Dora and Emily are separate characters, so he just combined them.

>>83971826
>Descriminating against a mentally handicapped person with potential PTSD who isn't causing any bother
>Safe space
Women/fembot safe space only you guys.

>>83971826
Griffin McElroy no you deserve better than being put in this comic.

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>>83976304
>i'm a-ok with mental disorders!
>only when they're adorable quirks on cute girls though
>now let's laugh at the guy who can barely even function because he's gross!

never change jeph

>>83971826
>maybe not the mentally handicapped guy
Ugh, so abelist Jeph. I can't even.

>>83974316
Dolphins are notorious rapists. He had no choice. The shirt is because he's a proud rape is survivor. The cap hides bottle nose bruises.

>>83976613
SeaWorld employee "told you making these shirts was a good idea!"

>>83977409
No matter how hard he scrubs, the blowhole burns will never come off.

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>>83973813
I always figured it was a reference /co/ spamming this image from Crossed.

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>>83972321
JJ is in fact an amazing master of tension, we've been on the edge of our seats for years waiting his to finalsnap and conduct the final stabining.

>>83977635
Nah, that would require effort. Pretty sure that picture would trigger him into putting more holes into his cucked canuck-defecting excuse for a face.

I'm just here for the edits.

>>83971826
the barry stuff lately makes me think jeph is not entirely happy with the direction he is taking his own comics his blog posts make it clear he wants to focus on barry for a little but he is to heavily in the grip of the sjws to do so.

also holy fucking shit he literaly made coffee of doom into a safe space

>>83973413
i suppose thats fair that sort of business plan wasent sustainable

but to make the story work better they probably should have done this years ago

>>83973813
im pretty sure its his job to harvest semen

>>83977652
i always wondered with the first stabening was it just that one tumblr post or was there a bunch of them banding against him

>>83976613
i dont think its accurate to say he can barely function i think he is just excitable.

but yeah the double standard is definintly there

>>83977707
So... you're saying someone should twit the Crossed pic to JJ?

>>83974177
Yeah this sort of thing is the last thing he needs

>>83971826
How can a chair both be comfortable for humans AND support the weight of a half ton killbot?

You know of all the things that jeph has done that have made tumblr turn on him this would be the most understandable of them all.

Of course he's a white male so even though this is auctualy ligitimanly offensive tumblr won't care (or maybe they will there still unpredictable as fuck)

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>>83972199
>author
>characters
>personalities
Words that have never applied to Jeph Jacques or his works?

Even "works" is suspect, maybe movements?

>>83977984
it's two bisexual females hating on a white male. tumblr won't give a shit even though he's mentally ill because whiteness trumps everything there

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Regardless of whatever shitty reasoning spurred the author to do this, the character has a point.

It's like that old problem that plagues 4chan to this day. You shitpost enough ironically and you become a real shitposter. Regardless if it starts as a joke, if you fill your life with enough negativity, you become a negative and miserable person. If it's all you see all day, you can't help but be depressed. Even worse, at that point no one can help you cause they still think you're just kidding.

>>83977429
He'll never forget how they taunted him
"EeEeEeEeEe"
<Flipper theme intensifies>

>>83978785
Nah, that's hippie crap, but thanks for playing.

It's Always Sunny is a wonderful show that brings laughter and joy to millions... And has zero positivity at all in it.

People think weak = happy and confrontational = unhappy, but really, I find the opposite is true. Standing up for yourself is "negative" according to dickless wonders like you, but it's also fucking necessary and good.

Now fuck off, wankstain,

>>83979178
Make me

>>83971826
>last panels can be taken as ableist
Let the Stabbening 3.0 commence!

>>83971826
Why not that guy? Why is he not worthy and a robot is?

>>83971826
>Dogs should be able to vote.

>>83979178
>It's Always Sunny is a wonderful show that brings laughter and joy to millions... And has zero positivity at all in it.
Always Sunny is also a work of fiction, anon was talking about how you act in real life.

Internet counts as real life now.

>>83977866
>his blog posts make it clear he wants to focus on barry for a little

Yes.

Yes, that is acceptable. This comic clearly doesn't have enough jokes featuring angry genitals.

>>83980018
Anon was talking about surrounding yourself with negativity. IAS is shitposting in television format. It is the equivalent of going to 4chan.

And it isn't fucking harmful. I'm sorry that your hippie bullshit is wrong. You probably can't return those crystals, though.

>>83980303
>Anon was talking about surrounding yourself with negativity. IAS is shitposting in television format. It is the equivalent of going to 4chan.
You don't interact with a television program in any way close to the same way you interact with 4chan. There is no similarity at all except that you hear a mean thing in both which is not what people are talking about.

>>83978785
who says shitposters can't be happy? everyone around me that comes from this site seems to be incredibly fulfilled despite being jackasses to each other. different strokes and all that

>>83979684
someone get tumblr on it

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>>83971826
>fat hairy loser girl turned into a bulldyke

At least one element of these comics reflects reality.

>>83972347
It's Jeph. It's gonna be the latter.

>>83980549
>shitposters
>useful members of society

Pick one

>>83983005
this especially considering it's all he does