Gwenpool x Miles OTP

>>83960585
waifufags BTFO

>>83960585
Gwen has a nice ass, Miles is really lucky

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>>83960613
Yup

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>>83960585
>mfw waify gets
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>>83960585
>We were going to pair him up with Kamala because they have chemistry and are coming from similar places of taking up the mantle of a person they admire
>But then we realized that Kamala was brown and you know the rules for black men in media

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>>83960660
>>83960681

The opposite ends of the salty spectrum.

>>83960681
There would've been BLACKED posting either way, plus covers lying has a longer history in this medium. I mean out all the black male characters in the MCU, how many of them have been paired at all?

>>83960585
Fuck no. Stay away. No coffee wanted.

>>83960585
This is great to be honest
In ten years when everyone remembers Miles Morales as a great character you will realize you were on the wrong side of history

>>83960585
Is that AJ Applegate under the mask?

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>>83960585
BLACKED
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>>83960585
Why isn't she carrying him?

>>83960585
>sprayed over Civil War II billboard
I doubt they're gonna have the balls to allow her to call out their own shitty event as its going on, but I'd love it if she had a negative opinion of it.

>>83960660
but isn't miles part

aw fuck it let the meme posting rein on

>>83960907
That would explain the Miles part

>>83960585
"you could only be a part of this universe for so long, come get that ass BLACKED."

>>83960585
Blonde girls X black guys

>>83960681
Good. He should be miles away from Kamala

>>83961827
Just like Storm

>>83960898
It's been 5 years, man. Miles is ironically the most vanilla Spider-man around. And I say this as someone who has been following him since day one with high hopes.
The last issue of USM pretty much killed my interest in capes.

>>83960585
I thought she was gay for Kebab.

>>83960585
BLACKED posting aside, I'd be okay with this shipping.

>he's spiderman, she's a gwen
>they're both not native to this universe
>Miles is straightman with a sense of humor, Gwen's a lunatic whose destined for suffering.

>>83962040
>he's spiderman, she's a gwen
He's not Peter, she's not a Stacy.

Loosely grasping at straws doesn't help your case.

>>83960585
GWENPOOL IS CUTE, so cute she takes big black dick.

>>83960585
they are a couple now?

>>83962018

Sounds like he's a perfect fit for the current cape books then.

>>83962129
Wait not him but that's even better.

Fake Gwen and Fake Peter. Pure pottery.

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>>83962285
FemSpideyPool master race.

>>83960585
Is this the variant for issue 5 ? Definitely want.

>>83962446
cover of issue 6

>>83962431
I only like this if it's totally one sided like Deadpool and Pete.

>>83960681
>Kamala and Miles having chemistry
Sam and Kamala was 100x better.
Faggot.

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>>83962518
Keep telling yourself that Waid

>>83962431
mai brotha
this is my otp and it totally needs to happen for maximun pottery if they dont want to make spideypool a thing

>>83962518
>Sam and Kamala was 100x better.
Kamala pretty much hates Sam.

>Lets ship the nigger spider man with every woman we can

-marvel

>>83962543
>Gwen-kamala-miles live triangle

Dear god that's a horrifying thought

>>83962543
hahaa

>>83960585
>Event Shit
and into the trash it goes.

I don't even read his series and I'm tired of Miles being everywhere like he's soooo popular.

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>>83962543
I'm sick of all this Kamala shipping.

>>83960585
That fucking assss

>>83962605
>a woman and man interacting means they want to fuck

>>83960681
>Miles and Kamala have chemistry
Fuck off Bendis

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>>83960585

>>83962268
The solicit seems to imply that their teamup ends in disaster, so probably not.

>>83960907
For a few moments there I was wondering wtf animorphs has to do with this.

Can you guys stop overreacting to everything. This is standard crossover teasing, no one would even think its a thing if Miles were white.

>>83962518
Sam deserves better

The only Gwenpool ship for me is Gwen/SBP

>>83962543
That's not chemistry. She just realised his secret identity but did the whole don't look into it thing. Sam seems to actually be interested in her romantically, so at least that ship makes sense.

>>83960585
Swiggty-Swoogty, Miles got da booty!

I am ashamed I just made this. I expected you to do this /co/.

>>83960930
Because women are weak

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>>83960962
>Wait, Heroes fighting each other on organized sides?
>Tony Stark's in charge of one?
>God Dammit, they're cashing on on the third Captain America, aren't they?

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>>83962033
She is best with Kebab.

She is, however, too spaghetti to ever get the Kebab

easily the worst thing marvel has ever published and that's saying a lot

>>83964734
Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe? How about the Squirrel Girl ongoing? Ultimatum? Come on man.

>>83964734
>and that's saying a lot
About how many people on /co/ actually read comics?

>>83964789
>Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe
The original was pretty good

>>83962867
Miles has chemistry with anyone wacky because he's one of the straightest straightman that he even makes a great duo with Drake Bell Ultimate Spider-Man of all characters

DRAKE BELL SPIDER-MAN

>>83964734
>>83964789
Ruins will always be the worst thing Marvel has ever published.

>>83964179
You have meta taste

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>>83964971
>he even makes a great duo with Drake Bell Ultimate Spider-Man of all characters
One of the few golden moments out of that entire shitfest of an event.

>>83960681
>chemestry

What chemestry.

desu it's for the best. the least they need is another "black paired with black" that caused the stupidity that was Storm and Black Panther.

>>83965537
Kamala isn't black though.

>>83965460
This is what Spider-Verse should have been.

Jesus, talk about missed opportunities.

>>83960585
>another case of Bitches Love Spider-Man
Glad to see the effect extends beyond just Peter.

If only Spider-Women experienced a similar effect.

>>83960585
Jesus Christ that wedgie. Isn't it illegal to depict torture like this?

>>83960585
I've been staring at this for a few minutes now and I think I've been convinced to start reading

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....What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>83960585
Do women like being carried like this?

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>>83960585
>>83960636

>pick new thicc glorious white cute
>she gets BLACKED

i used to be angry when this happened but now i no longer care. it's just not worth it anymore.

so keep BLACKING my waifus marvel.

it doesn't matter. none of this matters.

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>>83960585
when will Gwen start asking questions on why they are pushing inhumans and killing off the xmen?
will she ask herself if theres a upcoming Civil War movie because they are currently in a Civil War 2?

>>83966229
I'm 6'3" so I wouldn't know.

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>>83960585
>>83965667
>Peter is still drowning in bitches
>Kaine had bitches and one of them was crazy.
>Miggy was getting bitches left and right.
>Now Miles is getting bitches.
Why do the bitches love Spider-Men?

>Bitches love Miles

Why are you fags acting so shocked?

>>83966312
You're not that short I'm sure you could pick up a small woman

>>83966368
>Why are you fags acting so shocked?
cuz he's the black gay Spider-Man.

>>83964734
Do you post this every thread?

>>83966326
Pheromones, mystery, dat ass. Plus bitches love the lithe athletic types, figure they're strong enough to throw them around but flexible enough to do all kinds of crazy shit.
>>83966397
Pretty sure that anon is a woman looking to be picked up.

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>>83964734

>>83966326
Radioactive spider-cum.

>>83966259
What do you mean by BLACKING anon? Where do you think they're gonna go with this if at all?

>>83966397
I'm female, so unfortunately being carried is a pipe dream

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>>83966472
>What do you mean by BLACKING anon?

>>83966490
LONDON
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>>83966326

does a radioactive spider bite give big dicks or godlike stamina?

i just don't get it.

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>>83966490

i don't read any gwenpool yet but wasn't her premise is she came from our world and got transported to comic world and has infos on everyone because she reads comics/wikis?
wouldn't she like not know a black spiderman because it hasn't been made in her original world yet?

>>83966229
People like being carried like that
Especially when they're drunk, both men and women
T. Bisexual

>>83966492
I'm assuming it doesn't have anything to do with intercourse anymore or even a romantic relationship forming. Just bait and switch covers that actually go nowhere, but triggers niggers none the less. Reminds me of that new Wonder Woman poster

>>83966558
She doesn't care if he's black. Bitches love Spider-Man. It's his true greatest power.

>>83966229
Not in those pants

>>83965564
neither is Milestechnically but lets just forget about that

>>83966326
They love all his hot quips

>>83966490
How much do you weigh? I love picking people up.

>>83966558
She edited wikipedia to bring him into existence with her meta powers.

>>83966605
Yes he is. You retarded or something?

>>83966605
Half-black is black.

>>83966629
That would actually be kind of fucked up. Writing your own husbando/waifu into existence and making them love you.

Oh god that's somebody's fetish isn't it. Some old Pygmalion shit.

Gwen should find Peter and MJ and tell them about what happened in OMD.

>>83966585
you're an idiot , wouldn't she wonder and panic because theres a new spiderman running around who is not peter parker?

>>83966615
130-something last I checked...

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>>83965460
Spider verse was such wasted potential.

>>83966702
No? I assume she's read Ultimate too, so she'd know of his existence. It might be a bit of a shock but by now she must have noticed two Spider-Men swinging around and she knows the costume. She's just trying to get some booty.

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>>83966326
>>83966511
>The Flash has speedforce
>Batman has preptime
>Cyclops has the punch dimension
>Spider-Man has bitches
Exactly what about this concept is so hard to grasp?

Why does Gwen pool have such shit taste? Does she like anyone who isn't constantly getting pushed by Marvel?

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>>83960585

>All this "muh pure white waifu getting defiled" rage

>>83966704
That's fucking nothing lady. You should have no problems finding guys who can carry you.

>>83966704
What units? You need to lose 50 lbs if that's kg, and you need to gain 50 lbs if that's lbs

>>83966779
where?

>>83966558
What? How would she not have read about Miles? Ultimate comics were comics too.

>>83966781
Its probably kgs, 130 lbs and 6'3" is literal hungry skeleton tier, which would put her around 300 pounds
I could lift that but I couldn't carry her and it wouldn't be sexy

>>83966781
I don't think it's a matter of "can". Guys just don't want to do it to a girl taller than them for some reason

>>83966800
It's lbs, sorry should have specified...gaining weight isn't really a priority even though I'm full beanpole mode

>>83966809

Literally every blacked post

>>83966873
>Guys just don't want to do it to a girl taller than them for some reason
Goddamn I hate normies.

>>83966873
They're sissies. Own it and be assertive.

>>83966758
Is there some kind of...I dunno, bitches-force that he shares with Dick Grayson and James Bond?

>>83966873
I could sling you over my shoulder.
If you can reach your toes I can wear you like a toga. A togirl, if you will.

>>83966781

>I don't think it's a matter of "can". Guys just don't want to do it to a girl taller than them for some reason

The fuck you talking about? 6'3" is the manlet cutoff

>>83966873
You are so skinny that it's kind of gross
My best friend is about your size and every time I see him I turn into my Italian grandma, all "mangi"

>>83966909
oh please, like you'd do it either
how emasculating

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>>83966921
It's all in the butt and torso
Trust me I'm an attractive male

>>83966259
>>83962605
>>83960922
>>83960660
Jesus Christ she isn't real, go outside.

>>83966974
I'd totally do it if she weren't a /co/mrade cause /co/mrades disgust me.

>>83967022
I'd do it she wasn't a beanpole
I would be afraid I would hurt her

>>83966974
Actually, I'm looking for an Amazonian warrior woman to peg my ass.
Guess I'd have to feed and train this one into shape first.

Welp this thread looks past it's 'sale by' date.

>>83966905
We're talking about bre- uh I mean height and weight now

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>Gwenpool taking the bullet so Kamala can remain pure

Godspeed

>>83967203
>Implying he won't slam her ass next

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>>83966948
>6"4 Manlet detected
If you're a man and you aren't 6"6 you're objectively less than human. This is the national average for GIRLS.

>>83967203
Kamala is all religious and shit anyway, she won't bang anyone that isn't Muslim and probably not anyone she isn't at least engaged to, that shit is haram.

>>83967298
>Kamala is all religious and shit
No she isn't. She barely gives half a shit about her religion.

>>83967082
What's even the proper weight for a woman that tall? I thought 130lbs was healthy.

>>83967273
>6'6"
>not a manlet

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

>>83967326
She should weigh anywhere from 150 lbs (skinny fuck) to 200 lbs (beefy)

>>83967326
https://www.bannerhealth.com/Services/Bariatric+Surgery/Bariatric_Surgery/Ideal+Weight+Chart.htm

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>>83967203
>Implying that Gwen isn't doing this because she realizes that joining the growing list of potential love interests for a more popular hero will bolster her own lifespan.

>>83967433
Wait wouldn't that just make it more likely she'll get killed off for DRAMA during a big event?

>>83960585
Gwen has meta-knowledge, right?
The hell would she pair herself up with a c-list spider?

>>83966629
If that was true she'd edit herself some better tits

so you telling me his superhero name is spiderman but the actual spiderman is still alive?
damn even his clone didn't take the same name

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I liked Miles when he first started out, I liked how he had.

>>83964658
>becomes depressed that she missed the third Captain America movie

>>83967639
he had no idea what the fuck he was doing*

>>83960660
>>83960922

Can some one explain to a Black anon why you guys have such a problem with White on black?

I don't hear Asians complaining

>>83967698
Wouldn't white on black be white guy with black woman and black on white be vice versa?

I suppose it depends on if you go for missionary or cowgirl

>>83967698
Idk what these other honkies prob is I have no problem with it >muh wiafu gets black dick I'm A bigot & can't stand it I'm white & have no problem With this. Prob because I date black girls

>>83967298
Kamala is a muslim slut.
Nothing but a brown cock sleeve

>>83967463
Becoming a love interest is a gamble. You either end up like Luke Cage and Jessica Jones who are still paired up to this day or you get stuffed into a fridge or break up because of hamfisted reasons. Considering how this would be an interracial ship, the odds play more into her favor.

>>83967698
It's because I'm just shitposting lol and it's either that for everyoe or they're just a good ole fashion racist.

>>83967698
/pol/ memeing

>>83967698
>my female mate has engaged in intercourse by someone of lower stature.
>this cannot be tolerated

>>83966758
Is that some sort if rogue/nightcrawler hybrid?

>>83968012
I think you meant status

Unless your kink is specifically short black dudes

>>83966581
speaking of
>>83968302

>>83967900
why do you assume a guy must be first?

>>83960585
This is getting better and..... don't know. Awesomeness? Okay.

>>83967698
>Don't hear Asians complaining
You don't?

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>>83966702
If she knows that FemThor is Jane Foster, then for sure she would know who Miles is. Unless she has only read 616 books for some reason.

>>83969909

she's seen all the movies and her listed powers are she knows ALL the secret identities

she even knew where the fuck MODOK crawled off to

>>83966326
peter is a harem anime protag

>>83966590
>implying girls don't take every opportunity to show off their ass

>>83960585
a.) Why do they insist on shipping Miles with every fucking female character?

b.) Why do they insist that Miles is more popular than he actually is?

>>83971058
>Why do they insist on shipping Miles with every fucking female character?
Because they try to make him more popular.
>Why do they insist that Miles is more popular than he actually is?
Because they ship him with a lot of girls.

>>83964734
Nothing is taking that crown from Marville for a good long while.

>>83967010
It's true. A tone butt and some abs will forgive a lot.

>>83969909
I'm probably gonna drop this when they get a new artist.
It'll probably be some shitty artist whose "off beat style is supposed to be appreciated"
Shame

>>83967698
We complain

>>83971251
Gurihiru is coming back. The artist is a fill-in.

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>>83968015
X-Men Forever vol. 2, an ongoing with Chris Claremont continuing his original X-Men run from where he left off, allowed to do whatever he wanted since it wasn't canon.

Nightcrawler gave Rogue mouth to mouth to save her and they switched powers because reasons (here's Kurt). Rogue was emo for awhile but she went on patrol with Spidey and almost kissed but she had to run off.

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>>83971058
>a.) Why do they insist on shipping Miles with every fucking female character?
Because bitches love Spider-Men.

>b.) Why do they insist that Miles is more popular than he actually is?
If it's one thing that's clear, Miles is actually a pretty decent character for as long as he's not being written by Bendis (which can be said about a lot of characters as of late).

>>83971058
>Why do they insist on shipping Miles with every fucking female character?
>Kamala
>Ultimate Kate Bishop
>Ultimate Diamond Back
I'm pretty sure that's it.

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>>83971520
Don't forget about time-displaced Jean Grey.

>>83971912
>kissing his eye
Gross, and weird

>>83971967
That's where his cheek would be. (You)

>>83972226
I know, but it's still on the eye pattern and I would personally go lower

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>>83971912

>>83971300
Source?
>>83971251
They already announced who it it. Her art is pretty good. Not normal house style, but not heavily stylized either. Doesn't stand out but is above average.

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>>83971912
>Even Jean "Make the snowman a gay man" Grey wanted the spider d
No bitch is safe. Not even /a/.

>>83972326
The solicit for #6 has Gurihiru on art, so the other person is only doing #5 as far as we know,

>>83967017
>/co/ thinks black people are real

>>83972372
GWENPOOL #6
CHRIS HASTINGS (W) • GURIHIRU (A)
Cover by STACEY LEE
COSPLAY VARIANT COVER AVAILABLE
• Gwen’s “team-up” with Miles Morales ends…badly!
• Man, oh, man, she is not a good person! It gets dark!
• We promise this is not a Civil War II tie-in!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

I'm sold.
How's Rocket and Groot? I'm wondering if the Gwenpool crossover issues will be worth picking up.

>>83960898
Why the FUCK would you frame it in a civil rights context?

>In ten years when everyone remembers Miles Morales as a great character
Yeah, because it will take 10 fucking years for the human decompression machine to actually write something memorable for Miles, or get him an actual rouges gallery of his own..

>>83964032
Don't we freak out like UPS on a regular basis to standard crossover teasing too? Gwenpool and Kamala? Kamala, and well, everyone.

Can we all agree that the only acceptable Gwenpool ships are Spider-Gwen, Superboy Prime, and Batroc?
She can do lewd things with the skull too.

>>83967323
She cares about it but she wishes it didn't make her such an outsider.

>>83967698
On the contrary. My friend complains when an asian chick isn't dicked by a black guy when he's watching porn.

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>>83965460
>Chris Giarusso Spider-Man
Nice!

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>>83966490
>>83966704
>>83966873
Best of luck anon.

>>83960585
>That ass
Damn son.

The thing is, Miles will be written better here than Bendis has ever written him. Just like TAHulk

>>83965046
I've read about Ruins before. What's so bad about it, out of curiosity? I think it's a sequel to Marvels of some sort?

>>83965046
It's an alternative universe to marvels where everything goes wrong

I don't understand why you care if he's black. Even if he was white, it's still someone getting with your waifu who isn't you.

>>83979092
It's just a meme bro

>>83967698
Because black culture is toxic and breeding with a white means more toxic culture instead of civilized white.

>>83960585
> Mile knows what Gwenpools taint smells like

Lucky man

I thought Gwen was just a henchman? They don't get love interests.

>>83968956
Because that's how sex works.

>>83967698

You're making the wrong assumption here.

The idea isn't that white on black is bad, but that black man on white girl is bad, because /co/, being /co/ (or more specific /pol/ being /pol/), has enough trouble competing against somewhat fit white men, how are they supposed to compete against the BBC?

>>83960585
That uniform is far from worth $250,000 or whatever Gwen payed for it. I don't care how big the boots are.

>>83962431
This is meta-selfcest.

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>>83974257
>Not Kebab

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>>83962611

>>83980058
They're not the same girl though

>>83980172
That's why it's meta.

>>83980193
Whoa...

>>83980059
2haram4me

>>83971500
Miles is a decent character when written by Bendis.
Hes just a BETTER character written by everybody else.

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>>83980255

>>83966873
You're damn right nobody would. You're taller than me, and I'm a guy. That's fucking weird as shit and I'd push you down a flight of stairs.

>>83967273
I'm really tired of you sub 6'10 fags pretending you have a right to exist.

>>83980427
>implying you wouldn't enjoy being eye level to a /co/ girl's tits

>>83980555
>tfw i'm not a degenerate
I wouldn't, like most people. I prefer my ladies to be ladies.

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>>83960585
>Dat butt

>>83967698

Geek insecurity.

>>83966312
>>83966490
>>83966704

I could probably pick ya up but your an inch taller then me

Man I honestly can't remember the last time I met a girl taller than me

>>83980656
What's more ladylike than a faceful of tits? I don't understand

>>83981856
A face full of pussy?

>>83966691
If Kelly can't get away with it in Spider-Man/Deadpool, one of the best Spider-books right now, Hastings won't be able to get away with it. I wonder if Gwenpool is here to stay or will be a short time thing. I actually like her and wouldn't mind her staying around.

>>83965460
>>83966726
It could have been great

>>83960585
>Meme-waifu gets blacked.
Good, you fags deserve this.

>>83980427
What if she overpowers you and pushes you down the stairs instead? Would you like that, little man?

>>83982074
We know it isn't a stealth mini like Vote Loki, so it pretty much depends on sales.

>>83960585
I can't blame her.

I'm pretty sure anyone stuck in the MU and aware of narrative conventions would slut it up with their cast of universally handsome superhumans.Considering standard fangirl tastes, though, she should probably be slobbering all over Gambit or someone of the like.

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>>83962518
Keep crying, faggot.

>>83982235
>just unmasking himself in front of her without her consent
Was it rape?

>>83982195
It's pretty obvious her standards are "gush over whatever Marvel is pushing right now" she's basically a shill in self-insert form.

>>83983828
nah she pretty much didn't give a shit about Whor and only remembered who she was because of Portman in the movies

>>83983773
That's a good question. Not literal rape, but is goading someone into revealing something so personal people die for. I wonder if heroes have some unwritten code for this kind of thing.

>>83984276
>goading someone
She says right there that she didn't even ask. He just did it because he's stupid.

>>83984410
After reading Nova, that's 100% in character with Sam.
Kid is just a bit naive sometimes.

>>83984410
Like how women "goad" men into being dumb just by existing?

>>83964238
>She just realised his secret identity

She already knew who he was. She knows both Sam and Miles but they don't know hers.

>>83984410
He is goading her into taking off her mask, even if that wasn't his intention. Sam is like that, but we cans see that Kamala sees that way before blowing him off.

>>83967698
Because the CDC says most of you have STD's.

>>83960585

Look, the fact is "Spidey gets all the bitches" is a well-entrenched meme at Marvel. But, Peter Parker under Slott has been the most repulsive loser in existence. So, the meme must live on through another Spidey, one that hasn't been ruined.

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>>83960585
FUCKING COALBURNER
IF THIS IS CANON SO HELP ME GOD I'LL GET MORRAKIU ON THE LINE AND OVEN THOSE MARVEL FUCKS

>>83962518
Reyes and Kamala is the true OTP

prove me wrong you fuckers

>>83967639
> black guy named after the President of the Confederate States of America

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>>83967698
I know it's late but.
Blacks are regressive by nature; now, there's no racist bias here, it's just a fact, Blacks, like the parasitic Klyntar, need to ride on the coattails of another culture to achieve their true potential and once that is removed they start regressing to their weakened goo state otherwise known as "The Nigger", notice I didn't say black man, I said nigger, because if kept constantly in check those of African descent can actually be worthy of being seen as equals, otherwise they are just garbage unfit to be categorized as human. However other peoples like the whites or asians don't need to be constantly pushed to be something more. I mean have you seen Africa before and after black people took back control? Black people complain a lot about their perceived oppression but you never see them saying fuck that and moving to Africa, not even the more civilized Black man wants anything to do with that shithole. So when white women get blacked it's just depressing, that someone would willingly lower herself to be defiled by Earth's Orcs.
>2
You'll never understand what's wrong with interracial because you always win; everyone lusts for the white beauty. You don't see a problem because to you, it's an upgrade, people don't give much of a shit when a white man downgrades and fucks a black girl. It's only natural to desire the best, and black chicks just ain't it. So, be it asians, middle eastern, blacks, what have you, they all want white girls, even above their own women, even if just to fuck. So it's also appalling as fuck to the average white when this is basically outsiders being a guest over for dinner and eating all the white meat from the beautiful chicken roast.
It's a natural reaction my dude.
Also Asians complain all the time, you think whites are bad? The Chinese absolutely despise your people and your history/culture and the Japanese tolerate you as a novelty, also Okinawa as a place literally called "niggers' cave", look it up.

>>83988726
>there's no racist bias here
This is my favorite thing that racists do.

>say racist thing
>"and I'm not being racist"

It's a classic tell of social disillusionment. They identify racism as a bad thing that makes you uncredible right off the bat however they see themselves as right and in an attempt to divorce themselves from being inherently.

It's cute.

wait, is gwenpool 616?

>>83989036
Of course. Being in 616 is her whole deal.

>>83962431
>Gwencest
Now I want a Gwen threesome.

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>>83988960
>Implying I think racism is bad.
>Implying I don't live by the golden rule while being wary of strangers and expecting being target of the same
Also are you telling me that it isn't a fact that niggers left to their own devices don't go forward and instead break down everything their previous white overlords left them and regress backwards into a barely functioning government or simple all out savagery? Most of Africa is living in Mad Max times the other is a third world shithole. African Americans are just as bad if put all together.
It's also cute that you completely disregard anything else in favor of that one thing and strawman your way into saying absolutely nothing.

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>>83970200
>2016
>Marvel still hasn't let some Nip studio do a Spidey harem anime
You'd figure Marvel hate money or something.

>>83962633
This.

Fuck events. All events.

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>>83989295
Just Adorable.

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>>83966326
Its cus spiderman is the bridge between ottermode and someone actully physically intimidating

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>>83989295
G8 b8 pol

Noone gives a shit what you think you nigger

Sage

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>>83966420
>miles morales
>gay

>>83968012
>my female

You litteretly never had a chance

>>83988726
>if kept constantly in check those of African descent can actually be worthy of being seen as equals, otherwise they are just garbage unfit to be categorized as human.
Are you taking the cultural or genetic origin for human behavior? You seem to be shooing away any possibility that blacks with high IQs can pass that on. Those with higher IQs wouldn't regress and wouldn't be unfit for human classification by your logic. I mean humans have been hunter gatherers for most of our history anyway.

>interracial
>everyone lusts for the white beauty
That's statistically wrong, dating sites skew in favor of Asian women. Also bf/wm bm/af and am/bf tend to have less divorces. You also seem be skirting around "civilized black men" dating other women. How is it a downgrade and depressing if it isn't a downgrade? Is it just the outsider thing?

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>>83990304
Stop pretending he works on any logic

Racism isn't about logic, its about ostracizion as a justification trying to eliminate others who compete for the same limited resources becuase of your fear and insecuritys.

Physical features are the excuse.

>>83960585
Miles is looking very tall and adult right here

Is he 16 yet

>>83960585
>mudshark

welp, done w/ her

>>83980526
.... I honestly thought anyone over 6'3 was considered a Giant, like, in medical terms.

and Im 5'10 and so is spider man so fuck off

>>83990666
not him but I think that guy was joking... he called blacks Orcs... gotta hand it to him, thats kinda funny

>>83990942
I think he's 17 or older now.

>>83984276
He really should have said it was okay if she kept the mask on

>>83990666
Satan has spoken

/thread

Bit off topic and I don't wanna be greedy but anyone have any clue when the next Nova storytime is. It's so much fun to read.

>>83994002
I think there is one up right now, unless you already read it

>>83960585
Daily reminder that Marvel is being run by a satanic cult.

>>83960585
Will Gwen know about the Ultimate Universe? Will she know that Miles doesn't actually belong in 616?

There's actually a lot of story potential here.

>>83962743
also he never actually dated any marvel heroes or villains worth mentioning

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>>83995795
would she finally be the one that calls bullshit on miles new origins and how it don't make sense that jean grey and miles know this part and miles still think he's born in the same universe somehow?

>>83993276
i could understand why he didn't it was a awkward moment and he was panicking.

>>83967698
>Blacked and cuck porn literally the lowest performing in the porn industry
>Least liked by the public in general
>Jews keep pushing it hard anyways because goyim need to race mix and lose their blood lines
In general white women who seek blacks are either raised with white guilt, trying to get back at their daddy issues or are morally shot with drug addiction and sucked into degenerate black gangster/rap culture.

Sorry but most black people are just ugly in general, mostly on the inside since they don't have their own culture or history but poison others with anti-culture 'culture.' They propagate racism as the key reasoning for their failures and don't allow other black people to succeed or they'll be outed and picked on as "acting white."

And then there's the niggers. There are very, very few respectable black men in the western world and most fall into a grey area where they lead double lives in public and private.

>>83965460
>spiderhorse
how does that work
I understand peter, he has the little pinhooks like velcro on his skin.
But a horse has hooves.
That's like peter's toenails sticking to walls.
through horseshoes.

>>83996036
did they fucking rewrite his origin? haven't read in a while.

>>83962543
Issue sauce?

>>83996262
>Blacked and cuck porn literally the lowest performing in the porn industry
based on what exactly? Cuck porn involves white guys too.
>since they don't have their own culture or history
that's not true at all
>There are very, very few respectable black men in the western world
how few, actual numbers? And what would the stereotypical appeal without, the gansta rap and daddy issues? Genuine attraction? Like asian and black marriages?

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>>83996493
he's mom is alive losing the part when he was afraid of being spider-man

his dad is now okay with him being spider-man apparently from the begining making him and miles dad and son connection totally lost in the ultimate comics (non-cannon now)

spider-man (peter parker from the ultimate universe) doesn't exist anymore so the soul reason why miles morales spider-man is gone because this universe Peter Parker is alive .

That and the small parts that was building up miles as a character is now gone and he's now already fully established as whatever character with whatever story about Ganke "fat people have it harder than blacks" Lee being a total dick and his latino grandmother being all sass


everyone keep saying miles is either bad or would be great if he get to tell his fucking story before a fucking event but people forget he actually had alot going for him before marvel had to destroy his world.

>>83965460
>Walloping Web-Snappers
I know it's supposed to be the 70s Spider-Man cartoon, but his art style is way too reminiscent of Spectacular. Also still pissed about Leopardon and killing of Ben again. Fuck you, you fat piece of shit.

>>83996942
This. There was a good arc going for a while. The father disappearing and coming back was bit weird though.

>>83996276
>I understand peter, he has the little pinhooks like velcro on his skin.
Only in the movies. In the comics it's some electromagnetic thing with molecular stuff.

>>83989295
The people you are trying to educate are just as bad. Not worth the effort.

>>83985772
So every time she rubs the muff, superior spiderman is watching?

>>83962543
What issue is this and who is the artist? I really love it more every time I see this panel. Love the Sunday morning comic strip style.

>>83960585
Hmmm...how old is Gwen? Is there any /ss/ potential?

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>>83997105
You're right, they pulled it off a lot better in Web Warriors.

>>84000699
The looks on Rhino and Ock's faces are just amazing.

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>>83960585
>cheating on Doctor Strange
That doesn't seem wise

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>>83982235
>Dem dick sucking lips.
To bad she'll have to be stoned to death for sucking my rock.

>>83960585
So, will Gwenpool fall off the bridge and get croaked now?

>>84002492
Not Stacy.

>>83971331
>night rogue with spidey
that's just as good as black cat and spidey

>>83984276
>>83984410
>>83984845
Sam is kind of a moron when it comes to his secret identity. he told FUCKING CARNAGE his full name for gods sake.

>>83996036
Being Sam is suffering

>>83967017

>Ugh white people aren't real, go outside.

>>83985772

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>83985772

>picture with Thor
Uh...

>>83967698
Because they think that you're subhuman, because that's been a historically circulated idea that they don't have to think up themselves, and probably to rationalize how they're actually sub-human themselves.

>>83989295
based

>>84003154
Got it at the Christmas party?

>>83965460
Though it was never stated in the issue, Slott said the Spider-Mobile's secret identity was Peter Parkedcar.

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>>83967698
>I don't hear Asians complaining

>>84003684
I think he meant consensual relationships, not actual crimes, but they hate everyone so he's still wrong about complaining.

>>83962565
Still more chemistry than Kamiles.

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>>83967698
>Can some one explain to a Black anon why you guys have such a problem with White on black?
to put it in actual perspective
black people are usually very uneducated, violent, generally not pleasant to be around, and leave their families (this isn't to say you, your family or any other black anons are, but black people in general)
now white women, they're the daughters and sisters of white men, would they really want them to be a black man?

to explain further why white men have a problem with white girls who go with black man
think generally of the type of girl who'd go with your average violent and uneducated black guy, or any violent and uneducated person
they're usually a degenerate who makes bad decisions, you know not a good mate at all

one of the worse thing to happen to race relations is black men viewing white women as trophies, and especially white women viewing black men as an accessory to piss off daddy and look progressive
because now you got people viewing as less than human BUT ALSO under the guise that they're doing something positive

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>>84003743
>>83967698
>I don't hear Asians complaining
to explain this
most Asians in America like to keep quiet because they're a small minority
and most Asians already realize the kind of woman who'd race mix with whitu piggu is a degenerate, low self esteem social climber so they're losing nothing. they're not so interested in saving the damned as white people are

but in Thailand give them a good reason and you'll fucking be killed, they kill tourists pretty often. buuuut most people going there are sex tourists there to fuck children or trannies so no pity by me

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>>84003743
I keep seeing anons make acceptations for civilized black people, but no comment on whether it's ok for them in particular to date outside their race. Plus not every stereotype you mentioned takes up 50% or more of the population. The violent stereotype has been found in 5% of African American men, meaning most aren't violent nigs. Stereotypes can be observed if group A does it more than group B.
Not saying things were perfect, but I hear conservatives claim certain stats were better pre-desegregation
here's an example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9wWF1_YFBA

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>>84003834
>I keep seeing anons make acceptations for civilized black people, but no comment on whether it's ok for them in particular to date outside their race
i go with the rule love is love
but it actually has to be real love, a lot of mixed relationships are built off selfish desires, whether it's from fetishizing the other race, trying to get into another group, or trying to get back at daddy
this goes for any mixed couple, from black/white, white/asian, etc...
this goes the same for same raced couples in sham marriages, but the kids don't deal with an identity crisis when their shitty parents are of one a homogenious race
so its not as bad, remember to think of the kids with whoever you choose too

>>83991562
>>83988726
It's Stefan Molyneux memeing


He pretty much said this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRkzGMnP4Mg

>>83985772
>Miles
>Kamala
You could say that her taste is inversely proportional to her cuteness.

>>84004521
Stay mad, friend.

>>83960585


Well a Spider-man can't be a true spider-man, before she has a gwen die on his arms.

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>>84004578
Did I ever imply that I'm mad or is it just your insecurities talking?

>>83979158
this pretty much.

>>84004648
Well good thing Miles doesn't participate in that culture and none of this will go anywhere anyway

>>83960585
Is this another version of Gwen Stacy from another earth like Earth 65 Spidergwen?

It happens too often to be covered up as a "meme." Honestly, I think it's because your average 4chan racist had a crush on a girl in high school who ended up ignoring/rejecting them for a guy who happens to be a different skin color. Either that, or they're intimidated by the large penis stereotype and are extremely jealous or they want the BBC themselves and won''t admit it.

>>83989295
>niggers
>white overlord

Oh my god.

>black people are usually very uneducated, violent, generally not pleasant to be around, and leave their families
There are just as many pure, perfect white men who are just the same.

>>84003743

>Because black culture is toxic and breeding with a white means more toxic culture instead of civilized white.

Explain to me how white culture is more civilized.

>>83960585
Good. That'll keep Kamala free to pursue Ghost Rider.

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>>84004848
>Explain to me how white culture is more civilized.
Not him but I'm assuming it's all the negative stereotypes some black people have, that even he himself admitted doesn't apply to all (I think)

>>84003717
But that's wrong.

Isn't Gwenpool in her 20s?
And isn't Miles like 16?

>>84004908
>Not him but I'm assuming it's all the negative stereotypes some black people have,

Some?
You mean the vast majority?

>>84004848
>MUH DICK

>>83960585
miles is trash though

>>84005146
>>84003834

>>84005121
Yeah, isn't it great?

>>84005198
>I'm only pretending to be retarded to trigger you
I want /pol/blr to leave

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>>84005559
>/pol/
Nice meme tumblr

>>84004813
Nope. She's a girl from our universe who got transported into Marvel during secret wars. She doesn't want to die, so becomes a hero, because she knows that extras die while heroes live.

She learns that the marvel universe isn't her playground though, and that plot armor goes so far, as she's forced into a wacky situatuon.

>>83960585
KEK GENERATION

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>>83967698
>tfw you are the result of an interracial relationship

>>84003252

Ah, maybe.

>>83960585
Everything about the fact that you guys "pair" these shitty "legacy" pandering bullshit characters and buy the comics ducking enrages me. You are all why Marvel destroyed itself like it did.

>>84010811
>phoneposters

>>84010830

This.

>>83967698
is a /pol/ meme, don't tryto read into it, just ignore it or play along

>>83969909
it would be a great/hilarious twist if she didn't know any of the Ultimate characters bc she never read Ultimate Marvel bc it sucked

>>83967698
The closest case of asian/black kek is the oposite actually, chinese industries are investing in Africa and as result all the best looking african girls are marrying chinese men, african men are having the same reaction you can see here about being YELLOWED.

>>83960585

Red herring.

>>84008289
if you are honest to god sad that' your mixed race then go fuck yourself.

have some respect for your parents, loser.

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>>83966259