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>>83954800
By the same vein;

>Misunderstood classical monsters are good
>Oppressive and intolerant society is evil

THAT'S NOT WHAT MORAL AMBIGUITY MEANS YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

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>>83954800

>Kingdoms and Barbarians are good
>Empires are evil

I'm right there with you, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

>>83954800
>technology is bad
>yet people use technology to make that

>>83954800
>Holy Roman Empire
>Neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire

>>83954800
>>83954888
Have you seen that Barbarian rising show? They try soo hard to make Rome look like utter shit and Barbarians these glorious freedom fighters

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>>83954800
>1 hero vs many mooks
>mooks attack "one at a time"

>itt: t. bigus dickus

ROME A SHIT
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>>83954800
when has an empire ever been good?

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>>83954800
Continuing in the same vein
>rebels are always the good guys

>>83955102
>Rome
>Persia

>>83955102
Depends on whether or not they buttfuck you and expect taxes for it, or build a bunch of infrastructure when they come rolling through

Or y'know, depending on the ratio of those two things relative to each other

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>>83955024

Don't remind us how bad the History Channel has gotten.

>>83954800
All of those things are bad.

>>83955102
America.

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>>83955102

>time traveling to stop something from happening or doing something will inevitably make something worse happen

>>83955011
The Holy Roman Emperor was crowned by the Pope and thus ruled via divine authority, therefore they were holy.
Being crowned by the Pope they were subservient to the authority of and officially related to the Roman Catholic Church, but they didn't actually control Rome so that one's a bit of a toss up.
And the HRE only stops being an empire if you just call all of it "Germany", which no one did when it existed. Being an empire just means that various different nations are ruled by a single authority which the HRE was.

So the Holy Roman Empire was holy, maybe Roman, and definitely an Empire.

>>83955497
The real question is, was the Roman Republic more of a Holy Roman Empire than the Holy Roman Empire? Considering the Emperor was supposed to be divine

>>83955102
As an Englishman I take personal offence to this

>it looks like something bad is going to happen
>nothing bad happens
>"boy Im sure glad nothing bad happened"
>something bad happens

this has to be the cheapest "joke" in existence

>>83954800
To be fair, OP, you don't carve out an empire by being nice. Almost by definition, being an empire requires that you be willing to fight wars of expansion, killing and oppressing others for little reason other than to have greater territories at your disposal.

For all their advancements, the Romans were a pretty brutal, often needlessly conservative lot. We're talking about a people that literally cheered on the rape and murder of foreigners as a form of entertainment here.

>>83955024
>the guys who played Barristan Selmy and Meryn Trant were in an episode
Huh.

>>83955497

The HRE only ever ruled the germanic peoples, you cant say its an empire in the same way even the byzantines by their downfall were.

Empiere also entails the belief of only one right ideological order, and you can't be an empire when you're the vatican's bitch even if they're outside your territory.

>advanced military civilisation vs native, simpler civilisation
>native civilisation wins because obviously animal-back archers can beat hardened soldiers in giant mech suits
that Avatar movie fucking sucked.

>>83956043
The problem is that you're using the modern definition of an Empire instead of the traditional definition. You're also assuming that everything the HRE ruled was just Germany, which isn't true at all.

An empire is a territory ruled by an Emperor, or King of Kings. Basically, to be an Emperor you need to rule over more than one kingdom at once. The borders of the HRE changed and shrunk over time, but it controlled Germany, Bohemia (which wasn't considered German at the time) Burgundy, and Italy. Therefore the Holy Roman Emperor ruled over at least four kingdoms, making him a king of kings.

>>83956001

Yeah, but you're also talking about the only nation in the ancient world that had advanced democratic institutions, a fuctional law system, a free economy, and that constantly conquered other states only to liberate them and grant them great degrees of independence afterwards, if they didn't just make them independent allies at their request.

For the most part Rome made the world better for every single person it ruled.

>>83955102
Sanitation?
https://youtu.be/ExWfh6sGyso

>>83956411
Being more advanced/civilized doesn't make you good.
If people thought that seeing me flayed was worth a couple of jollies I'd consider them evil as well.

>>83956411
>Yeah, but you're also talking about the only nation in the ancient world that had advanced democratic institutions, a fuctional law system, a free economy, and that constantly conquered other states only to liberate them and grant them great degrees of independence afterwards

Not really dude. Democracy was not born in Rome.

>For the most part Rome made the world better for every single person it ruled.

I'm sure Prasutagus would agree. Rome did not necessarily treat their independent allies or subjects very well.

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>>83955000
>technology
>good in any way

>>83955100
Butthurt Gaul detected.

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>>83954800
From a modern perspective, the only way to make an empire 'good' is to go pic related style, where the original emperor rallied multiple smaller nations together in defense against some greater foe, and everyone decided he was so great they wanted to be ruled by him.

Or have the unification have occurred so long ago that all the nations within the empire are basically on equal footing at this point.

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>>83954800
>Monsters were never evil, just misunderstood by prejudiced humans.

>>83955479
Based Hickman and Pax Romana.

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>>83956931
Or just ruthlessly suppress squabbles in minor kingdoms, uniting them under a single banner, and impose strict laws to keep them from finding an excuse to waste money and lives on pointless conflict. They won't like you, but history will.

>>83955732
You might be misspeaking but the Republic never had Emperors. Cesar and Augustus changed all that when they basically told the consuls and Senate to fuck off and get in line.

As for the Emperors being divine, I don't recall that being thier official stance save the ramblings of one of the more crazy Emperors

>>83954800
>female superhero is introduced by having her beat up a random nobody with no powers or training who looked at her sleazily or took her lightly because she's a woman

Give it a rest, will ya? The first 5000 times were enough.

>>83956917
>says technology is bad
>Uses technology. Two of them.

No Brother John, you are the Daemons.

>>83956764

Romans did not engage in senseless bloodsport.

Gladiatorial games were seldom lethal, they were strictly regulated and had safety codes. Chariot races were far more lethal.

public executions were meant to shock people and only a meassure against despicable criminals and traitors.

>>83956821
>Not really dude. Democracy was not born in Rome.

of course not. The Roman democracy was far superior to the greek one(not to mention longer lasting) because the underclasses also had representation. Plebeian Tribunes and Assemblies were a thing, Assemblies by tribe, centuria and curias were a thing, the magistrates and the senate were a thing, all had relevance well into the empire.

>I'm sure Prasutagus would agree. Rome did not necessarily treat their independent allies or subjects very well.

talk shit get hit

>>83956945
>Monsters weren't bad, nor good
>Some of them where fuckers who liked to kill humans, an other just went about doing their thing
I can live with that.

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>>83955011

>>83956920
>greatest empire
>get defeated by a bunch of naked smelly germans in a forest armed with nothing but sticks and feces

>>83956764
Of course not, it's the advanced technology, better medicine, more access to resources like clean water, and food supply, and education that makes you good. All things Romans had.

Even Vercingetorix wondered why Rome wanted his shithole of a home if they had it so damn good in their own territory.

>people thought that seeing me flayed was worth a couple of jollies
No, that was only if you were a criminal. If you were a gladiator however, you'd be a sports celebrity.

>>83957076
>Chariot races were far more lethal.
Because crashes and stuff or drivers kept trying to kill each other like in movies?

>>83956411
Rome had some positives, but if they decided they didn't like you you were completely fucked. The longer they went on for the worse they got, and by the Late Republican era they were pretty awful. Just look at the Third Punic War. They committed genocide just to get Cato the Elder to shut up about it. Then they burned Corinth, the largest city in Greece, to the ground and took so many slaves that it ruined their economy.

>>83957121
>Even Vercingetorix wondered why Rome wanted his shithole of a home if they had it so damn good in their own territory.
My headcanon for Attila will forever be "he just wanted to be citizen and have proper baths and wankers didn't let him".

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>>83957127
>They committed genocide just to get Cato the Elder to shut up about it

DELENDA EST

DELENDA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>83957113
>Never mind the mongols that kicked everyone's asses and drained their economy
>Never mind the drain on resources from constantly fighting to maintain all their borders
>Never mind said smelly germans were paid Roman money, equipped with roman armor, and used Roman weapons, and trained under Roman leaders.

Ungrateful, monkey-jibber, turd-goblins

>>83957158

that's actually what the Goths wanted

the Romans went "fuck off we're full" and then Adrianopolis happened

>>83957075

Only the blessing of the Emperor Himself and of the Adeptus Mechanicus are permitted. Anything else is pure heresy, Chaos lover

>>83957076
>public executions were meant to shock people and only a meassure against despicable criminals and traitors.

Historically, that hasn't always been the case.

>talk shit get hit

That's not really what happened there if the Prasutagus being discussed is the one I think it is. It was mostly the result of Seneca the Younger being a huge dickhead.

>>83957127
>Hannibal almost reaches Rome and would have destroyed it if their council wasn't retarded
>Rome later responds and destroys Carthage

WOOW, TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!
No cool Rome, they were just trying to destroy you why did you have to teach your enemies a lesson!

>>83957191
>needed germans as soldiers
"""""""superior""""" rome my ass

>>83955113
why do you think liberals try to paint islam and isis as the good guys?

>>83957191

Stick to your olive plantations, you fruity, wine drinking hedonists.

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>>83957203
So you admit you were wrong you oversized meat-man-in-a-tin-can.

Maybe next time the servitor puts your armor on, the servitory will 'accidentally' switch your waste collection tube with the oxygen supply hose.

>>83955102
Brittania

>>83957260
Literally nobody but IS tries to paint IS as the good guys.

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>>83957241
>Implying Rome wasn't just subjegating other tribes as auxilliaries
>Implying Germans weren't too stupid to grasp the concept

It was so much easier when you were just killing each other over who got dibs on the pooping hill outside your little walled village.

>>83957267
As I Briton, I will say that we were less prone to genocide than most.

But we were pretty fucking brutal when we wanted to be.

>>83957195
Yeah, I suppose so. I saw that Attila part in some movie. I think it had Gerard Butler.

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>>83957260
>why do you think liberals try to paint islam and isis as the good guys?
>genuinely think anyone makes isis the good guy

>>83957113
The only German victory in history, no wonder they put it in their national hymn.

It's not like they have anything else to brag about.

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>>83957225

not to mention vanquishing around 15% of the young males in Rome in the bloodiest battles since the Samnite wars, making them burn their own fields and bringing filthy Gauls and Iberians marching around Italy.

pic related, Carthage today

>>83957241

>LET ME INTO THE EMPIRE OR I'LL CHIMP OUT
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SERVE IN YOUR ARMY
>BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR

>>83957260
>liberals are bizarro me in every way, amirite!?
Jesus Christ.

>>83957225
No their response was attacking Carthage till they surrendered.

Next time around, it was
>Getting really tired of your shit Carthage
THEN it got burned.

>>83957158
A lot of the animosity between the Germans and the Romans came from the Germans wanting Roman citizenship. Several Germanic tribes were actually granted land to develop, and were promised food and building materials by the Romans so that they wouldn't starve before the first harvest. When the Roman emperor tried to send them supplies all of it was embezzled before reaching them. The emperor refused to acknowledge it, so the Germans attacked.


>>83957225
First of all, Carthage never intended to raze the city of Rome. They were going to occupy it and force the Romans to surrender, and likely de-militarize.

Second, the Third Punic War had almost nothing to do with the previous Punic wars other than the fact that Cato thought fighting Carthage would make Romans more Roman again. The Third Punic War happened 50 years after the Second Punic War, and Carthage had done nothing in that time. If Rome had wanted to burn Carthage in response to Hannibal they would have done it when they captured Carthage in the Second Punic War.

They didn't teach anyone a lesson in the Third Punic War, they did it in the Second when they destroyed their empire. The Third Punic War was just a bunch of people burning an already humiliated former enemy to the ground because some old guy wouldn't shut up about it.

>tfw you will never cross the Rubicon with Caesar and wipe the smug off the faces of those fags in senate
Why live?

>>83957113
>Germans were the niggers of Europe

>>83957422
>A lot of the animosity between the Germans and the Romans came from the Germans wanting Roman citizenship. Several Germanic tribes were actually granted land to develop, and were promised food and building materials by the Romans so that they wouldn't starve before the first harvest. When the Roman emperor tried to send them supplies all of it was embezzled before reaching them. The emperor refused to acknowledge it, so the Germans attacked.
So, good old fashioned corruption and chase for quick buck ruined everything?

>>83957260

Full on conservatard, my friend.

>>83957465
More like rapefugess. Running away from a mightier force and conquering the land they took shelter in

>>83955828
Quite so
<Brexits internally>

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>If you try to use your talent to make money instead of doing it 'for the art' you are worse than Hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJLxjEatc8

>>83957260
>>83957260
Liberals are self-loathing when it comes to western civilization and society, but that doesn't mean that they praise ISIS and try to make them the good guys.

It just means that they don't fight back.

>>83957481
Yeah, corruption was fierce in Rome at that point. Keep in mind that this was really close to the end for the Western Roman Empire, and the emperor's authority was so shot that a few years after that several other people also declared themselves emperor and he couldn't do shit to stop it.

>>83957481
>So, good old fashioned corruption and chase for quick buck ruined everything?

Story of half the Roman territories, really.

Rome talked big about providing for their subjects, but most Romans just wanted to make fat coinage off the poor stupid barbarians.

>>83957422

the third punic war was a preemptive strike they decided on when they noticed the Carthaginians were STILL recovering at an incredible pace. After two wars, after squeezing every single gold coin out of them, Carthage was still a strategical threat to Rome.

there could never be peace in the mediterranean with two superpowers still existing.

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>>83957263

And I hope the next Battlefleet that comes your way declares Exterminatus on your ass, filthy xeno scum

>>83957548
Any idea how was it during the Republic?
>>83957549
All roads lead to Rome, others can go fuck themselves.

>>83956178

But Anon! The Nature is good and you are killing it!

>>83957569
That's your own planet you idiot!

>>83957557
They literally formed a militia because the Numidians were raiding them and Cato the Elder freaked out about it. The Romans wanted the Carthaginians to just sit back and get their asses sacked by Numidia repeatedly, and when they tried to defend themselves Rome declared them a threat. They weren't a threat. They didn't have the empire they used to. They were just a couple of cities in Northern Africa that couldn't even defend themselves.

Everything about Carthage being a "threat" was bullshit that Cato made up to justify the war he wanted to start just to make kids these days tougher.

And even if they had wanted to end the Carthaginian "threat" they still didn't have to burn the entire city to the ground, they could have just occupied it like everyone else. They burned the city because Cato would have kept pestering them if they hadn't, not for any actual reason.

>>83955011
Its like Im really on /his/

>>83957652
>Any idea how was it during the Republic?

quite a big deal better, the Empire was only good for the first 100 years. The Romans CONSTANTLY complained about moral decadence and degenerancy even as far back as 300 BC, like, as soon as they began living even moderately comfortably they started having moralfag issues. Needless to say, they were more or less trusthworthy and the trade network of people who trusted them spoke for it. Legal institutions helped too.

During the empire the power became so concentrated around a few and yet reached so far it was bound to become a clunky bureaucracy to be exploited. A good, strong emperor like Vespasian or Trajan would make that shit work, a bad one like Commodus, well, it's history.

>>83957741

they did occupy Carthage later on though, it became a really important trading city by the times of the Empire. It wasn't LITERALLY flattened.

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>>83954800
>/co/ starts a thread
>thread becomes /pol/ /his/ or /tg/

>>83957833
>The Romans CONSTANTLY complained about moral decadence and degenerancy even as far back as 300 BC, like, as soon as they began living even moderately comfortably they started having moralfag issues
And we do that today! Funny. I learned something.
And as for emperors, yeah. For every good guy you get three idiotic retards who end up whacked by Praetorians.
I still can't believe nobody shanked Commodus or Nero.

>>83957888

You say that like it's a bad thing, I love these discussions.

>>83957888
The most interesting /co/ threads have nothing to do with /co/.
imho

>>83957833
It actually was completely flattened. They had to build a new city there, and didn't do so for 100 years after the Third Punic War. When Scipio Aemilianus took Carthage he killed aroud 450,000 of the 500,000 people that lived there and enslaved the other 50,000. Then he burned every single building to the ground.

>>83957922
Nero was a good guy, all the bad stories about him are lies spread by the proto and Christians cults of the time.
Just like they later destroyed his tomb just to put another church there

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>The
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

>>83958012
I'll admit that I'm not that familiar with emperors.
I wouldn't even be surprised if it's all Christian propaganda.
How come everyone hated Christians? I thought Romans let your worship whatever the fuck you want.

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>>83957669

No price is too high for the purity of Mankind!

>>83958245

>How come everyone hated Christians? I thought Romans let your worship whatever the fuck you want

Christians were whinny pseudo-jews that didn't like to play by the same rules as the rest of the Romans.

look at the Rome-Judea wars to know why Romans didn't like to deal with Jews. Uppity little fucks.

>>83957888
At least it chases away the /co/mblr

>>83956178
There were two problems IMO.

One, a civilzation that can build that ship doesn't need shiny floaty rocks.

Two, piss off a sentient planet and it's gonna hit you with surface to space capable kaiju, not some pissant elves.

>>83955102
Technological and cultural advancement accelerate within Empires, so plenty of times

>inb4 n-but, they kill people!
So do Kingdoms and tribes, empires are just more efficient at it

>>83958806
>>83956178
Never understood why they didn't just drop a payload from the upper atmosphere

>Boy vs Girls plot
>Girl always win, or it simply ends in a tie.

>Characters swap bodies
>Yet retain their voices

>Good guy is suddenly revealed to be the bad guy to THE AUDIENCE, and not the characters
>Starts making tons of mistakes or just doin bad guyish shit cause now he has to be caught cause the plot demands it.

>>83958372
To be fair, only took 3 rebellions before they realized to sit down and play ball

>>83959138
Boys vs. Girls plots are always the worst because they're basically the definition of pandering. It's a bunch of people who want to look feminist but don't know shit about it writing a plot to try to be "progressive". It ends up being lazy, patronizing, and usually involves most of the cast acting horribly out of character. I seriously don't understand how anybody, male or female, can see one of those plots and not be offended.

>>83959138
>>83959242
>boys are suddenly huge assholes and sexist, despite never being that way before.
>girls are shown as angelic and can do no wrong

I fucking hate this

>Lacedaemonians stand for truth, justice, and freedom
>Medes stand for slavery, oppression, and lies

Herodotus you fucking hack

>>83959365
Characterfags, I swear.

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>>83958806
Problem with your logic:
>One, a civilzation that can build that ship doesn't need shiny floaty rocks.
Wat. Just because you can build a ship doesn't mean you can magic up the materials to make more like that. Ever consider why the company wanted the floaty rock?
>For money! Fuck Capitali-
And they can make money on the rock because?
>It makes money!
It only makes money because...
>People will buy it?
Yes! And people buy things because...
>They want or need it?
Exactly. And why do most people by raw ores?
>To refine it
And that refined material goes on to make...
>Products? Electronics?
Exactly! Things the civilization uses, very likely things that civilization needs to expand or maintain itself. And the price goes up the more work goes into the product's development. If the company can get that much for the raw floaty rock, imagine the price of the products that are made from the floaty rock.

It doesn't matter if you can build ships that can withstand the rigours of FTL space travel. You will still need materials to repair existing ships and build more. And odds are if it can withstand said FTL travel, it won't be a material that is easy to find or produce...

>>83955011
Much the same way sjws are neither social, believe in justice nor are they warriors

>>83957113
>feces
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology

>>83959514
Honestly, the laziest thing about Avatar was the fact that they actually called the ore "Unobtanium". They didn't even bother thinking up a decent name it. It's like naming the main character "protagonist", or numbering your children. Put more thought into it.

>>83954800
>Girl vs boys episode
>OOC everywhere solely to make the premise work
>after girls win/tie insert speech here about girls being better or equal to men despite nothing prior to this episode suggesting that women and men weren't equal.
THIS NEEDS TO STOP

>Remove a factions leader, win a total of won or two battles against said faction
>faction falls off the face of the earth
fucking GOD DAMMIT KORRA. EVERY SEASON.

>>83957260
>>>/pol/blr
there's a containment board for a reason.

>>83959588
I also thought that was a little weird, especially in a story that seemed to take itself seriously. It's like no one bothered changing out a placeholder name in the script.

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>modern military versus fantasy armies
>The latter always win despite having inferior tech.
Is GATE the only subversion of rock beats laser?

>>83959588

Unobtanium is a real euphemism, though that's still not a name you would use.

>>83954800
> the setting runs on a feudal system
> has an evil emperor!
> the setting is ruled by an empire
> the dark king plagues the lands!
> the setting is anarchistic
> it's up to you to restore order!

>>83958245
There were time periods where the Roman simply looked the other way when it came to Christians and didn't care much.

But when the empire was going through relatively difficult times is when persecution started to rear up, because the reasoning would be that Christians had a hand in upsetting the Roman gods by refusing to worship them. It's standard scapegoating.

>>83954800
American culture is dominant. America came into being as the result of plucky rebels fighting a guerilla war with an evil empire (I'm English by the way, I'm just going with the narrative) to win their freedom. Therefore empires are always evil, republics are good and the plucky rebels are always in the right against the evil empire.

>>83959649

to a lesser extent, The Final Countdown shows an US aircraft carrier travelling back in time to fight the japanese in WW2

>>83959678

>setting is "feudal"
>not even a trace of vassalage, knights are not a social class and fulfill no role in society
>king's court has family members, a wizard and some guard and nothing else, kingdom runs itself

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>>83959649
No, there's plenty of that if you know where to look. Like this series
>WWI ship gets zapped to fantasy !earth where the most advanced race are lizardmen that have wooden full rigs and primitive cannons.
>They hunt even more primitive Lemur furries for sport and food
>Destroyer becomes nigh unstoppable until Japanese Battleship shows up in this funky world and aligns with the lizardmen.

>>83956043
The Holy Roman Empire at times ruled over France, Italy, and Spain. Those weren't Germanic.

>>83955113
That's not a thing. They just get called terrorists when they're evil.

>>83959649
yes, but only so that Japan could masturbate to itself

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>>83956178
>>83958806
>>83959514
To be fair, it was a mining operation with a token military guard. It was never designed for open conflict. Plus, it's a 6 year supply line from earth.

There was some back story about the mineral being used for a world-wide mag-lev train network on earth that took workers from the slums on one continent to the factories on another.

>Nature is good!
>People are bad!
>Arrows beat mecha armor!

Still fucking hate this trope.

>>83957076
Roman "democracy" was shit and designed to keep power from the people. Even the plebian bodies were organized to diminish the power of the individual voter.

Rome was an oligarchic, aristocratic republic, not a democracy.

>>83955102
All of them but Japan

>>83955161
Please don't post autistic pictures like that

>>83961346
>keep power from the people
>shit
pick one

>>83961346
It also allowed the plebs to get a better life. Serving in the legions meant upon retirement, the government would supply you with land, a pension, and slaves to work the land. That was the closest thing a pleb could come to heaven.

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>>83961217
I hate people who use that picture while trying to make a point. Because people seem to forget that Earth was destroyed by humans in Avatar, so using that picture an alien can easy counter by saying
>Why are you here human? Because your greed destroyed your planet. You burned your atmosphere, poisoned your water and tainted your soil. Your planet is dead because of you, and your presses and actions here seem to indicate that you have learned nothing, so how many more planets muse die before you learn? How many more pools of life must you turn to a barren rock before you had enough? But most of all pray, pray that you don't find yourself in our position one day. Because there is always something stronger and far more savage out there.

Fuck that picture and everything on it

>>83955102
When have barbarians ever been good?

>>83957241
Rome always used allies and subjects as a large component of their army. The problem was that they let the Germans remain as a political unit; the "fall" of Rome was really just a shift from the traditional government to the strongmen who already ran things.

It's really difficult to convey how meaningless the "fall" of the Western Empire was. Constantinople in 1453 was traumatizing, but the overthrow of Julius Nepos and Romulus Augustulus were footnotes in Roman politics.

>>83955102
>>83961602
When has any government actually been good.

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>>83957191
>Never mind the mongols that kicked everyone's asses and drained their economy
>Mongols
>Rome

>>83961715
>inb4 germany 1933-45

>>83961731
I wonder would Mongols wreck Rome in its prime.

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>>83961731
Where did I say the Mongols attacked Rome directly? Where?

>>83957790
Have fun losing the senate.

>>83961817
>Never mind the mongols that kicked everyone's asses and drained their economy
>>83961790
Yes

>rebels good
>empire bad

>DUDE BIG bROTHER LMAO

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>>83959649

>>83961886
>Never mind the mongols that kicked everyone's asses and drained their economy
And in that entire sentence, never was Rome mentioned.

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>>83954800
Empires are seen as evil because an "empire" can only exist by conquering and inevitably oppressing other lands.

Some might argue the trope is true to life.

>>83961902
so much this.

also >plot armor

>>83958245
a combination of scapegoating and early christians being xenophobic bloodthirsty assholes.

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>>83955102
Genghis Khan's empire was so safe for its citizens that a virgin girl with a pot of gold on her head can travel alone from one end to the other- practically the length of the Asian continent- completely unmolested.

>>83961927
The Mongols were never in Europe at the time of Rome.

Are you trying to mean the Huns?

>>83961927
MY point is that the Mongols was not kicking anyones ass during the time of Rome, at least not European.

>>83957037

>As for the Emperors being divine, I don't recall that being thier official stance save the ramblings of one of the more crazy Emperors

No it was. Some of the Emperors definitely took it further than others, and some were more successful than others at popularizing their cults. Well, when they lasted longer than a week, that is.

>>83960066
you forgot the long running plot where the destroyermen help the lemurians develop a war economy and new tactics and technology

>>83954800
Happens mostly in Anime, but
>Antagonist's plan is...
>1) kill a bunch of people and destroy a bunch of stuff...
>2) because you did that everyone will realize that "CONCEPT OR IDEAL X" is wrong/flawed...
>3) and once everyone realizes that, peace/prosperity/justice will spontaneously occur

>>83955074
>go to attack the same time as other guy
>mess up his flow
>he messes up which messes you up
>accidentally stab teammate
>fired from evil mook squad
Good fucking job.

>>83961904
Lolwut?

>sweet and innocent character
>secretly violent and sadistic

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>>83961575
Be Navi:
>Hold hands and sing kumbaya until the sun dies
>Make no attempt to understand the planet brain
To be fair, other parts of the back story said the Na'vi had perfect birth control (either don't ovulate unless they want to, or can simply absorb a pregnancy like rabbits) and the hair plugs mean perfect monogamy. These greatly reduce the resource pressure incentive.

Be human in other more coherently written sci-fi stories that are not Avatar :
>Develop the understanding of the universe and physics to the point where we can feed billions
>Add a few more animal and plant species to the extinct pile
>Develop interstellar flight
>terraform planets
>create biospheres on formerly lifeless rocks

The Avatar film makes a terrible strawman out of mankind. Seriously, we're so quick to anthropomorphize nature as a "wise parent" when there is a real possibility sentient species like us are how the universe spreads life from planet to planet

>>83962112
Yeah so it's basically GATE with as much logistics and world building as there is sneering Imperialists curbstomping primitives.

>>83962293
well the Grik are literally cannibalistic monster who eat their own children and one of the later plot points is that this is a cultural development not biology.

so no, I'd rather it was't compared to a JSDF Otaku's self insert wish fulfillment/political tract as Destroyermen is actual scifi with an eye for logistics, military stuff, and character interaction.

>>83962260
I don't think that holds water unless it has been established that they were planning to terraform anything. Otherwise one can claim that 'x was totally going to do y' and therefore is a good thing for just about anything in fiction.

>>83962260
Wait...you are antromorphizing the universe just like others with nature.

>character is intelligent and nihilistic
>they don't have a wicked sense of humor

>>83962389
>you are antromorphizing the universe just like others with nature.
Yeah, that was bad phrasing. Sorry.
I see a lot of sci-fi writers write really convoluted space-faring biology that "evolved naturally" so they can have their little panspermia universe.

Should have said: "A social species developing sufficient technology to terraform another rock: ~65% chance."

"A species of trees having sufficient selection pressure to evolve rocket fuel in their trunks and blast off to spread to other solar systems. .00002% chance"
http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-birds-and-the-bees-and-the-gasoline-trees/

>>83959138
>>Characters swap bodies
>>Yet retain their voices
This. Just recently saw that Gravity Falls episode again. I thought Alex would have done the voice swapping too, cause it seems right up his alley.

>>83959649
Dude, FANTASY armies. That means they have magic, unbreakable weaponry and armor, any kind of bullshit that can justify them winning. Sorry you can't get your military boner stroked 247

>>83962362
Exactly, so it takes GATE, removes the shit, and adds some interesting elements to the formula.

>>83959138
>Boys vs Girls plot
>Both genders are complete morons and end up fucking themselves over

>>83962881
helps that it goes on longer and examines various concepts present in story instead of wallowing in waifuism and incomprehensible political agendas.

>>83962260

>Be human ((((((in a story that depicts humans much more possitively, wise and proactive than the one we're actualy talking about)))))

yeah no, bullshit

>>83961886
The actual, oversimplified chain of events was Romans kick Goth and Hun barbarian ass. Hun refugees run to Rome. Rome accepts a huge pile of them for humanitarian and economic reasons, more than they can support in the short term. A big pile die and are miserable and fuck up the budget. Barbarians later riot, and are a major component in rome's colapse.

>>83954800
>Kingdoms and Barbarians are good
>Empires are evil
But that's true? Goffs for lyfe, Roman patricians can get fucked.

>>83962956

>incomprehensible political agendas

are you serious, it's blatanly NIPPON BANZAI! WHAITO PIGGU GO HOME! propaganda

It's basically "Japan's militaristic masturbatory fantasy: The anime"

>>83962956
>instead of wallowing in waifuism and incomprehensible political agendas.
I hate this shit and you're right to point it out

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>>83954800
>Beautiful magical Aryan bug princess from a warrior race poised to ascend the throne
>Series doesn't explore her conquering and expanding the horizons of her empire

>>83962940
That would be a breath of fresh air, a plot where they actually fuck themselves over by splitting into two camps. It would be pretty funny honestly.

I think the only decent Boys vs. Girls plot I've seen is Rick and Morty, and that's just because it makes fun of the concept, and Rick is already a huge asshole so it makes sense for him to be a dick like that.

>>83963115
They can´t handle their own Empire. I doubt they even have the resources to spread through the universe

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>>83955102
>>83954800
I like how the only choice fiction ever gives you regarding Empires is
>1)Empires are bad, will oppress and enslave everyone they take over, dick over each society they take control of and set no things right
or
2)Empires are good, will give you free technology, medicine, education, build roads schools and hospitals, advance your civilization, take care of you and do it for free because "White mans burden", so you need to trust them and submit
No ambiguity whatsoever

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>>83963115

>it's a "/co/ complains about kid cartoon not turning into a 4x let's play" episode

>>83963028

Other way around, the goths are accepted into Rome(along a few more tribes) because Attila is raping everybody six ways into the Atlantic and all the Germans are running away.

Huns are eventually stopped but Rome isstuck trying to house several million Germans, something their already stagnant economy is not taking well

Then these Germans chimp out because they want mo money for dem programs, tryina turn their life around

WRE gives in and just lets the Goths have territory as long as they help fight off and kick the rest of the tribes out, like the Vandals and Alans. This works out for a while until the Goths turn on Rome when they run out of money to bribe them so they can fuck off Italy, and Rome, the city, is finally conquered.

Then the Goths realize they dumb as fuck and can't run anything like the Romans did and there's a few hundred years in Europe where everything is shitty until the church manages to evagelize all these heathens into being more or less orderly. And Germans keep trying to be Roman but failing for the next thousand years.

>>83963166
In the Futurama gender war episode males and females fuck themselves over until they switch genders first lose genders entirely, then switch genders, see issues from the other side, and make up.

>>83963028
>refugees run to Rome. Rome accepts a huge pile of them for humanitarian and economic reasons, more than they can support in the short term.
that's disturbingly familiar
>Then these Germans chimp out because they want mo money for dem programs, tryina turn their life around
eerily familiar

>>83957549
>Rome talked big about providing for their subjects, but most Romans just wanted to make fat coinage off the poor stupid barbarians.

Literally today

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>>83963527

>Rome

>humanitarian

kek, romaniggers couldn't defend their own shit so they let germanic tribes settle on their borders under the compromise they would defend the frontiers from other barbarians

Seriously, is there anything more pathetic than late-era imperials?

>>83963667
Post Roman Brittania

>>83963344
The Romans were actually pretty happy to have the Germans, since they agreed to develop land that wasn't being used. And they didn't get mad because Rome ran out of money, they got mad because they never received any of the supplies they'd been promised. Rome basically agreed to give them a bunch of shitty land and a couple years worth of supplies to tide them over until they could grow something. Even though the emperor did send the supplies none of them made it due to embezzlement. When the Germans didn't receive the food they'd been promised they were both really angry and needed to find something to eat to avoid starving to death, so they decided to take it from the people that were supposed to give it to them in the first place.

>>83962396
>Who is Querlowf Lightbringer
>Intelligent and nilihistic but no wicked sense of humor

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Since we're on the subject of ancient men, behold their shitposting.

>>83955102

elder scrolls

>>83964164
I wish that they found an ancient version of /his/ but during those times.

>>83964222
and I just realized how stupid that reads before I posted, hooray.

>>83964164
Gaius/Aulus OTP.

>>83954800

STAKING A VAMPIRE
THROUGH THE HEART
AT A DISTANCE

WITH ZERO MARKSMANSHIP TRAINING
AND AVERAGE HUMAN STRENGTH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83964243
It would be interesting to know what the ancients found ancient.

Is 4chan an empire?

>>83964313
it's a dump but it's our dump.

>>83964313
It's a load of feuding city states.

>>83964313
It's an anarchosyndicalist commune.

>>83957465
Still are.

>>83964164

R O M A
O
M
A

>>83962862
Let's see how long a wizard can last against a barrage of tactical nukes.

>>83964211
What about when they rejected Talos' godhood and became thalmor puppets?

>>83965028

puppets aren't evil

except for slappy
and scarface

>>83964938

Why use flashy weapons when you can unleash anthrax? Or VX.

They will not even know you killed them. Its colorless, odorless, irreversible and undefeatable.

>>83954800
>99% of gays are either depraved psychopaths or die because they are too good for this world.
Not saying there are no functional gay relationships in media, it's just that most of them come up like greentext. Things are getting better though.

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>character 1 trying to think of a solution to a problem
>character 2 makes an off hand comment that sparks an idea for character 1

>C1: There must be some way to fix this!
>C2: Eh, I'm just ready to hit the HAY.
>C1: Wait a minute... THAT'S IT! HAY!

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>bullies in a cartoon
>ride around on skateboards/bikes/rollerblades/whatever
>wearing helmets, kneepads, and elbowpads
Look, I get it, you're trying to set a good example for kids and safety, but it's kinda hard to pull off the billy badass look when you're wearing a chinstrap.

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>Aliens invade Earth.
>We are completely outmatched
>"Oh look we got a piece of their technology we can reverse engineer this alien technology and it's alien sciences and it's alien materials in about a week."
>Earth can suddenly beat the shit out of the Aliens.

I fucking hate this shit. The implications of reverse engineering technology are ridiculous.

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>good guy
>gets cancer

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>>83965663
>aliens invading/attacking
>absolutely steamrolling everyone's shit
>nukes/bullets/missles don't do shit
>has one exposed weak point the size of a fucking grape
>hit weak point
>entire ship explodes
>BONUS: The drones/smaller ships that came from the mothership explode/stop working/just fucking disappear

Creatures who have complete control of interstellar, faster than light travel but don't think to put a fucking piece of sheet metal over the one spot that could kill everyone on the ship if someone just spit on it.

'Kay.

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>>83965858
The fact that they can reach us from across the gulf of space means they are all ready so far beyond us in advancement we would probably stand no chance.

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>>83965663
It's always so difficult to make an alien invasion story not be a curbstomp in one direction or another.

>>83955024
there are certain moments that make me realize how full of shit the barbarians were that made them not that much better
like when Boudicca is part way through her war she's talking with another chief about how there people are starving.
how does she respond?
sack more roman settlements for food. and the chief responds their are no more because they burned them all down

>>83965899
Alien invasion movies are becoming the new horror movies in terms of stupid people doing stupid shit for stupid reasons.

Like, you have an opponent who has travelled across space, defying all notions of traditional space travel and these fuckwits think, "Yea, we can take 'em!"

Nah, a hostile alien invasion is the one situation where we as a species, go outside, smoke a cigarette, collectively shrug our shoulders and say "Welp, we had a good run."

>>83957126
Both

>>83958050
That's a pretty bird

>>83961217

>Nature is good!

May be my most hated trope of all. Nature being this correct or even benevolent state of being while science, technology, and civilization are all perversions of how the world is meant to be.

Nature is fucking horrifying. A chaotic, aimless, never-ending war of life clawing, consuming, tormenting, murdering, tearing at itself to keep perpetuating. Nature is indifferent to our suffering, merciless, and cruel.

>>83966717
>Nature is fucking horrifying. A chaotic, aimless, never-ending war of life clawing, consuming, tormenting, murdering, tearing at itself to keep perpetuating. Nature is indifferent to our suffering, merciless, and cruel.
This. Nature is the enemy. It is, ironicaly, the foe of all life.

>>83957126
crashes

>>83966867
and the giver

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>>83954800
women can't be friends, they have to be degenerate lovers

>>83958253
i lold

>>83964313
It's ancient greece.

>Shit furry world.
>Scales are the vilians.

>>83966139
The full image is it eating a human corpse.

>>83954800
When are barbarians ever the "good side" besides Asterix and Dave the Barbarian? They are often neutral if not outright evil.

>>83955102
Several of them, all over history.

>bullies are bullies because their parents are mean to them :(
In most cases, it's the exact opposite that happens. Bullies are bullies because their parents let them get away with everything and never punish them.

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>>83962241
>Nobody realizes their true nature except the people being bullied by them

>>83955102
The Achaemenid
The Mauryan Empire
The Roman Empire
The Byzantine Empire
The Mughal Empire
The Khmer Empire
The British Empire
The Second French Empire
The Austro-Hungarian Empire
The German Empire
The Russian Empire (especially in comparison to the USSR)
The American Empire

>>83962778
With that episode it was actually wiser to let the characters keep their voices I mean it's simple when just 2 or 3 characters swap out, but they had 3x that, and four switching at the same time.

In that instance it would have just gotten confusing.

>Unsuspecting hero's get rushed by a large group of henchmen
>Henchies fire off a couple badly aimed shot's, then forget how their guns work and decide to get up close and personal.
The good guys almost always have a no kill rule nowadays, BACK THE FUCK UP AND PULL THE TRIGGER!

>>83966047
Realistically why would they even need to invade? They could easily just go the Native American Smallpox-route by dropping dead carcasses of their animals infected with their deadliest diseases from space and watch our lack of immunities wipe us out within weeks.

>>83969948
The important bits were just the twins anyway. The others were just gags towards the end and were very quick. Soos as Waddles can keep his voice though.

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>>83966717
>>83966867
>never-ending war of life clawing, consuming, tormenting, murdering, tearing at itself
Finally. I loved when South Park showed the rainforest as someplace that will kill and eat you.

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>>83954800
>Empires are evil

I too, hate it when art imitates life, romefag.

>>83964164
I love this shit. No matter how many times I re-read the graffiti, it still amuses me and gives me this sudden pang of sadness. I always like to imagine meeting people from the past and just sort of see how they were back then.

>>83962741
Tfw aragonians did that in elder scrolls, riding space propelled trees linked to a cosmic fungus hive mind called the hist

>>83970463
>Posting the Nero meme.
If you knew any actual Roman history, you'd know that, that story was an ancient meme.

>>83965028
found the stormcloak
if ulfric just listened to torygg, they'd be sleeping on thalmor bodies by now

>>83954800
>gunfight with no one taking cover where they either stand still out in the open or charge straight ahead without being hit

>henchmen have guns
>instead of shooting the hero from a distant they get close and try to club him

>>83970592

that's incredibly wrong.

the Hist are dimension-teleporting sentient trees, Argonians are local fauna that drinks the sap they produce and thus become their magical subjects, stealing souls from the sleeve to become sentient.

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>Elves have apparently been fucked with their whole lives.
>Still live in trees and wear clothing made out of leaves.

Warhams and LOTR got it right.

>>83964164
>I made bread
Today's fad that you take pic of whatever food you prepare?

>>83962190
The idea that even a street gang can't follow a basic attack rhythm is retarded. Even more so if the enemies are supposed to be trained.

>>83971241
Yes, mundane and trivial things you do that you feel compelled to share with everyone.

>>83971241
He means that he took a shit.

>>83966047
That's why I loved Earth Assault: Universe at War.
Until Hierarchy's Walkers didn't drive me crazy.

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>>83966047
>Aliens
>Willingly coming to a planet that is notorious for making porn about fucking aliens.

"Alien warlord fucked to death"

>>83959588
>It's like naming the main character "protagonist"
Don't you talk shit about Snow Crash, faggot.

>>83955024

Barbarians won, thus Rome was utter shit.

>>83971515

>Space conqueror not so tough since being HUMANED

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>The ancient alien language is just English with latin letters replaced by space squiggles.

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>>83955100

>>83963739
It's sort of the roman/gothic equivalent of an EBT riot I guess.

>>83972172
kek

evil robot becomes good

>>83972839
>evil robot sacrifices himself because he learned what love is

>>83972839
AI becomes evil because humans are stupid.

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>>83955011
>
>
>

>>83968468
Warcraft, Dances With Wolves, Pocahontas, and pretty much any story where the powerful kingdom/empire is run by white people moving into lands of brown/green/non-white people.

>>83966932
Nature isn't the giver, it's your gametes.

>>83973009
Natives are not exactly what I consider "barbarian".

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>>83966867

>americans in charge of anything

>>83959588
I never really had a problem with it - considering it's supposedly a pre-existing jargon term for discussing engineering problems and with the way naming in science and tech has increasingly trended towards clever and cutesy I can totally buy the team of meme and nerd humor loving scientists who first synthesized this uniquely rare and useful super material in 21xx or whatever dubbing it unobtanium and it sticking.

>>83956621
Almost too obvious but I'm still glad someone took the time to post this

>>83973090
No, but like barbarians, they fill that sort of 'noble savage' trope that's just plain silly nowadays.

>>83973643
But barbarians are sometime neither noble nor savage.

>>83957225

They deserved it for what they did to hannibal.

Since we're on /co/ I'm just going to mention that someone should really really really animate the life of Hannibal and give it an intense but slightly unorthodox original soundtrack.

I await your calls, major studios.

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>>83962940

>>83959588
Well, we have elements named after California and Einstein. So, some scientist naming a possible new element like impossiblium and then it being real. So the name sticks is believable but it's still a stupid name.

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>>83954800
>Republics are good.
>Empires are evil.

>Villain leaves hero in an overly complex death trap, or when the hero "dies" doesn't ask his minions to check for a body and bring back a head as proof.
>Doesn't heighten security significantly and increase manhunting parties if they can't find the body.

>Love and tolerance are always good.
>Hate and intolerance, even of evil things, is always wrong.

>"If you kill him, you'll be just like him!"

>Sends mass murdering psychopath to prison for another two dozen murders.
>Villain gets out again in a week and no one just says "just fucking kill him".
>People protest the hero for being a "vigilante" when he does or is believed to have done so, and the police and politicians are now on the side of the murderer.

>Religious people are always evil and insane, except if they are non-Christian.
>Evil and insane people are always excused of wrongdoing if they are non-white/non-Christian.

>Corporations are always evil and greedy.
>Poor people and Marxists are always good.

>>83963527
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_War_(376%E2%80%93382)

>>83973143
Got a bigger version of this that is easier to read? I'm liking what I can see.

>>83974120
Wow just reading from this post alone I can tell you're a disgusting sack of shit who humps Darwin and jacks to Ayn Rand.

>>83973726

read "Ad Astra: scipio to hannibal"

>>83974347
Found reddit

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>>83974453
>Reddit.
>Capitalist and Republican.
Try again.

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>>83974347
>>83974317
>>83974453
>Hurr durr found the strawman libertartard
>Hurr durr no i found u the libtard

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>>83971515
>>83971698
>Space conqueror not so tough since being HUMANED
>TFW Alien overlord is hot alien woman with the libido of thousand porn stars.
Well, I never thought the human race would go out this way but I always hoped.

Boy I sure do love talking about comics and cartoons here.

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>>83974259
The best I could do with my 5 minutes of total experience with paint.

>>83974562
When was this thread about that? Outside of the fact that most of these idiotic tropes can apply to superhero shit.

>>83974317
Lol what does Darwin gotta do with this? Conservacucks and Republicans hate that nigga for shitting on religion.

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>Action series
>Females don't get roughed up

>Female main character
>She's the voice of reason

>Action series
>Designated catfight, no Female vs Male or Male vs Female.

>Love interest is an improbably flawless or perfect character

>Character with inner demons
>It's a huge and necessary part of the character instead of something that he or she needs to resolve or come to closure of, but if it gets resolved the character assumes the personality of a stick and it's only there to warn other people of it.

>>83974635
Also, Ayn Rand was pretty horrible, too. Her social "ideas" are barking at the moon crazy. Just look at the Libertarians. They're the picture of sanity.

>>83974741
>Females don't get roughed up
And if that happens, it's female who punches other female.

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>>83974775

>there's only one extremist shade of each political approach

good to know all socialists are about as marxist as Mao and Stalin.

>>83974862
>All of the pointless little "differences" matter.
They don't. Some ideas are just bad, no matter how you dress them up. Socialism and Libertardian beliefs are awful, no matter how much "gray" you drench them in. The infinite quagmire of "differences" that people always use, is just a distraction. There is no real difference between what Bernie Sanders advocates, and what Lenin did. You're going to eventually get the same results, so why not just be honest about it?

>>83959649
I love Drifters because even knowledge of how to make a matchlock rifle wrecks the fantasy world inhabitants.

>>83974259
Click the file to get the full size, dood

It does annoy me when you have nonhuman races where the males are highly monstrous and the females are basically human woman with animu monster girl features

Looking different from each other isn't a problem, but that kind of stuff is shit

>>83974557
Someone post that "Anon fucks Faora into oblivion". Preferably one with the anal scene in it. It was awesome.

>>83975012
Sanders is a crazy old man, but the fact that he and Trump ever gained the traction they had is a giant fuck you by the public towards the current state of the two major parties.

People feel on some level that something is amiss with the system and their grievances are being ignored, and so these somewhat more radical candidates are cropping up. The majority may not be able to articulate it exactly in scholarly terms, but they can sense it.

>>83975336
>males are big guys, huge horns, everyone looks like bouncer
>females are curvy big-titted sex goddesses
Thanks, Wildstar.

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>>83954800

>It's the "character stops and starts hearing a conversation at the exact points that will create a misunderstanding that will consume the runtime" episode
>It's the 'character becomes rich, becomes asshole' episode
>It's the 'characters swap minds and somehow voices episode'
>It's the 'hypnosis happens and they don't creepily linger on it' episode
>The into is literally just footage from the show

>>83975543

I prefer when both are sexualized to hell equally.

Males have the shoulders of three females and muscles bulging out of their muscles, and they have dick bulges pressed tightly while going around their entire torso.

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>>83975608
>Intro is literally just footage from the show

You reminded me of how annoying some anime intros can be
>Shows future characters
>Shows the the entire premise of an episode
>Shows future transformations or new powers

I'm looking at fucking Kamen Rider especially for that shit. Not even anime. I don't want to see the new fucking form three episodes before it's revealed. There's such an extreme blow to the impact of the reveal when you try so hard to make people know it's going to happen.

>>83975182
Yeah, I hurped. I only figured it out after I made the comment.

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>>83957094
I enjoy that quite a bit actually.

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>>83971515
>Humans win because they can't hold it into their pants

>>83955828
Your empire sucked, bro. Romans were way better.

>>83966717
Lol

Tropes I like:

>The Rashomon episode
>The chain of favours episode
>The brainwashing episode
>The wrestling parody episode
>The main characters have all been brainwashed/petrified/incapacitated by the villain and it's up to a side character to save everyone
>The villain beats up his underling for insulting the hero
>The villains team up with the heroes to stop a greater threat
>The theme song plays during the climax
>The villain hijacks the intro
>Redemption/change of allegiance episodes
>Hero has shit beat out of him by villain, but the villain says something so awful about his loved ones that it gives him the strength to kick the villain's ass
>Sibling characters that clearly love and respect each other in a way that doesn't feel unrealistic or creepy
>Final fight is a fistfight
>Or in the rain
>Or on a moving platform
>Villain has standards and calls bullshit on something
>A minor running joke/reference is revealed to be a critical plot point from the beginning
>The protagonists are stopped on their way to the Big Bad by the Bad Guy Number 2, to which the Number 2 Good guy says, “I’ve got this,” and takes the fight alone

>>83957121
>be gladiator
>be /fit/ as fuck
>beat people shitless for money
>get visits from high society ladies each night, wanting me to "cross the river Rubicon"

>>83955102
Not even American, but

America is a pretty neat empire.

>>83970058
The big theory is that life is soo rare in the universe in terms of distance needed to travel to find other life that most likely Aliens would be more curious than aggressive

>>83964938
if the wizard conjures an ounce of anti-matter in your capital before you nuke him, you're just as fucked

>>83980759
Great thing about modern nations is that they can continue to operate if the capital falls. Enjoy your nuclear winter

>>83980759
We can't really argue about magic vs. science in general since each story handles magic differently.

>>83959649
If we are talking about GATE specifically then science side would win.
In GATE magic can manipulate anything in theory, but limited by the wizards knowledge.
It was revealed that wizards couldn't create exposions, until Lelei read a physics textbook that told her how explosions worked. After that she invented a new spell, using that knowledge.
However it was still inefficient compared to gunpowder. Given time, they probably could come up with something stronger, but in a war the enemy won't give them time to prepare.

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>>83965078
>Not killing your enemies in the flashiest way possible

Launch ICBM's at them and give every solder a Flamethrower.

>>83961993
>pot of gold on her head can travel alone from one end to the other- practically the length of the Asian continent- completely unmolested.
Shit, you can't even do that in modern Asia.

>>83982317

not as flashy as making their eyes melt in their sockets, making their torsos curl until their ribcage is crushed and their lungs punctured, making their limbs spasm until all heir bones snap and their muscles tear off, and their jaws clench until their teeth explode off their mouth.

all this while they have a heart attack. With no warning of any kind. Chemical weapons are brutal as fuck.

>>83974741
All those points are why Banshee is one of my favorite series of the last decade

>>83974120
>corporations and the military are always the bad guys
It's never union bosses or politicians manipulating the poor for political gain

>>83955102
European Colonial Empires (sans the Germans, and Free State Congo) had better human rights than those they conquered.

>>83985504
Case in point would be australian aboriginal who routinely raped their own women and beat them to death quite often

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>>83985459

gee, that's almost like something relevant to the entertainment industry itself

>>83955074
>Mooks all attack at once
>Becomes big pile-up
>Hero shows up outside the pile-up

>>83985535

weren't those the ones where the women tortured the boys and girls and killed them for no reason as a ritual?

>>83961715
>buttmad anarchist detected

Have fun getting killed by bandits.

>>83961346
And this is bad how? You do realize that the average person isn't fit to run a government, right?

If you think people are ignorant retards nowadays, you definitely wouldn't want to hang out with the average poo-farmer from classical antiquity.

>into shows a bunch of cool shit that never actually happens