ITT: Describe your sexlife with a DHMIS quote

Don't touch meeeee!

>Digital style

>>83954032
This.

>>83953920
>woah there, friend, you might need to slow down

>He lived on his own underground.
>He lived on his own underground.
>He lived on his own underground.

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>>83953920

>Hee hee
>HARDER

>Oh look a computer!

Even me? But I am lonely.

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>>83953920
> I ate a blue waffle

>Then your not-real you, is inside your real you!

A bida bada boo dab, I'll teach you how to buy a canooooo!

But you're not you,
You're your digital you,
Virtually real, but controlled by real you.

>>83953920
I don't like it! Not good! It's not very good at all!

What's your favourite idea

>>83953920
That sound really boring

That sounds really boring.

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>>83954143
10/10

This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town.

I am a file and you put documents in me

>I KNOW ABOUT GEL

Everyone has a special one.
Even me? But I am lonely...

>That's rude. No clothes.

This is the story of Michael, the uglies boy in town

Something's missing...

I love you too furry boy

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>>83954743

>>83954625
Even though this one should've been obvious I cackled like a madman.

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The future doesn't exist.

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The log is in the bin.

My dad id a computer!

>an old man died

>>83953920
>[Roy staring menacingly]

>>83955016
Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun!

Everybody hates you and no one cares.

A little baby pigeon...

I'm friends with my dad

What is dhmis?
Looks like youtuber tier wannabe psychological bullshit

Engh! Pesky bee.

>>83955326
>Looks like youtuber tier wannabe psychological bullshit

yeah, but with really good production value

>>83955326
I bet you feel so proud of this post

>Fish everywhere!

>but look, a computer!

>>83955367
Yeah. I do.
It's obviously bothered you, not everyone likes your jewtube trash.

>Ugh, sad inside? You're gonna make me sick! BLAAAHHH!

It doesn't go backwards, only one way!

Let's never be creative again

>>83955448
>he goes to threads about things he doesn't like
I'm sorry for you.

>>83953920

>I don't wanna do this anymore!

>>83955830
You fuckers are so easy to bait

>>83955924
I bet you feel proud of this post too

>>83955940
Delete this

>>83955913
Wanted to post this

F-f-fish on my tray? Whah?! Where am I-ARGHGHGHBLVH

>Oh look it's all broken and on the floor

>>83953920
[terrified screaming]

>>83955924
Boo you're not very good

>What? Who is that?

Maybe time's just a concept of human perception

There is not enough time.

There's a time and a place for mucking around.

Why that's just a boring old orange.
Maybe to you, but not to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAAZOfEtzXo

Believe it or not

I rot over time and I'm not anymore...

It's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate!

It's twenty past day, there's fish on my tray!

It's eleven to twelve,
There's fish in the bath.

It's nine thirty, There's fish everywhere... Fish everywhere?

Watch it go round, like a merry-go-round, going so fast like a merry-go-round.

>>83955493
underrated post

>>83953920
I wonder what will happen.

>looks like someone is having a bad dream
Wait, that describes all of my life.

>>83953920

Who's this?

My silly [girl] has allowed [her] eyes to grow arrogant and rude, for this I will take [her] on a trip to punish land.

>I'm computery guy

But we don't really want to. We're going to miss our show.

>Green is not a creative color.

>>83953920
Do bou ba be do bap, I'll get you how to buy a canoooooooooooe

I live in my house!

>wow look a pie chart

>greedy! to have all that!

You are not invited to the party

>>83960113
it's to eat all that.
Fag.

[ANGRY BEEPING]

So be patient, cause just maybe...

>>83953920

>Looks like someone's having a BAD dream!

>>83955924
ok

>You are not invited to the party

>>83954129
Loved that part

Maybe yo could hold my hand, and together we could learn about love!

>PET ME HARDER

>>83953920
You say that as if I'm supposed to know what the hell DHMIS is

>Welcome to my digital home! Everything made out of numbers and code!

>>83961710
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

BUT LOOK A COMPUTER

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>>83954129

There's always time for a song!

>>83956449
10/10

>>83956579
This so much.

>What's your name?
>Where do you live?
>What do you like to e-e-eat?

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>>83953920
It makes you sad doesn't it?

PESKY BEE

Do you like cow's or goat's milk?

I hate you and you hate me

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Though you don't know who I am
Maybe I could hold your hand
And together we could understand about love

>>83961710
Dont worry, i didnt know what the fuck it was at first either, and id already seen like 3 of their videos already. The acronym is just weird.

>>83953920
Its not very good at all

Now, before we begin our journey, I just need to get some information from you! What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?

>>83955326
That wasnt a very creative comment

>But there's a lot of chicken left, and I'd like to eat the chicken.
>Yes, let's do that instead.

>>83956077
Beat me to it, you fag.

Semi off-topic, but is the backers' DVD going to have some kind of huge story explanation?

>I can see a cat!

>Using your mind to have a good time

Time to have a bath

>>83968263
Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's brown!

>>83956579
I actually wasted time watching reaction videos on this. Every one I watched seemed disappointed that there was no good ending or an ending at all.

>With cobbles, and sawdust, and batteries and slime!

But we don't really want to, we're going to miss our show.

I am a file and you put documents in me!

>>83953920
The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.

>>83968402
That's because they are faggots who don't get the series in the first place.

Now let's all agree to never be creative again

>You are not invited to the party.

Oh look! There's Mr. Bladder in the basement!

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>DREAMS ARE MOVIES THAT LIVE IN YOUR HEAD

OH LOOK! IT'S ALL BROKEN AND ON THE FLOOR!

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>>83955924
Having fun?

>>83953920
>What?
>Head explodes into confetti

I'LL TEACH YOU TO BUY A CANOE!!

>That's not enough time!

>Just dig a hole and the body we dispose

You put files inside me

Time went new, got old like history, stuff from the past went into a mystery!

I miss you.

Just use your imagination

>Lets all agree to never be creative again.

>>83955924
this guy is a fag, although, I like how the most successful bait is "I bait'd ya!"

>>83954448
>>83954502
This.

>>83956449
Gold.

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>>83955326
Pretty much but it's done pretty well.

>>83953920
Just eat yeast and it'll go away.

But how much have you had today? Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey