Hannibal Buress joins Spider-Man Homecoming

Does Peter Parker live in a ghetto, or why do they keep hiring so many black folks?

>>83936270
miles?

>>83936305
>black people only live in ghettos

shoo shoo /pol/

>>83936305
the price they had to pay for keeping peter parker white

Jesus, how many famous people are on this movie now?

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Eric Andre for Vulture.

>>83936416
WHAT'S UP MELLO

>>83936415
As many as they can fit in. It's the MCU method, cram as many good actors as you can in really minor roles that always end up getting wasted away.

>>83936305
It's modern day Queens...

>>83936270
I like Hannibal, but he's way too laid back for the role I think. Who knows though...

>>83936518
Yeah, I expect he'll be a teacher or advisor of some kind.

>>83936518
I think it'll work. He seems like he can do that menacing anger really well.

>>83936518
I know, I'd just be fucking hilarious

>>83936270
>HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA

>>83936270
>shiiit Peter I need pics of Spider-man like, tomorrow

>>83936270
So Progressive!!

>>83936422
>most racially diverse place on the planet
>lets hire a bunch of black guys

>>83936518
>>83936560
He's not Jameson. Click your damn links.

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>>83936270
>Hannibal as Jonah

Wouldn't be the worst idea.

>>83936305
>anon baits the sjws
>CRITICAL HIT! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Spider-man's gonna get the Bill Cosby treatment.

SPIDER-MAN IS A SOCIOPATH!

>>83936270
>J Jonah Jameson

How the hell is Jonah going to rage at Spider-Man if he's high all the time?

POOR CASTING.

>>83936603
You haven't even looked at the cast, you're a fucking idiot.

>>83936606
Don't tell me how to live my life anon.

Thanks for pointing that out though

>>83936677

>being an angry black man

>>83936603
And Chicanos and Indians.

Hannibal as Harry Osborn

>Dad this is a bad time for us to reunite. Why would you step out during the biggest interview of my life
>You haven't been in my life AT ALL
>I'm interview TONY STARK. FORMER WAR MACHINE COLLABORATOR
>and Ozorp lets you step out with YO DICK OUT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFFsOWFoJzQ

>>83936270
Cool. Might as well take it a whole different direction, no white guy would ever hope to top JK Simmons, anyway. Was still kinda holding out for Terry Crews, tho.

this cast tho

>>83936270
Remember, blackwashing is always ok

>>83936518
If they're going the Ultimate JJJ route he does end up mellowing quite a bit.

>>83936746
He's not playing Jameson. He's just in the cast.

READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE YOU SLAG

And /pol/ please return to your containment board.

>>83936270
FUCK THAT SHIT!
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET THE SNAIL DOWN MOVIE?!!!

>>83936800
Yeah, leave /co/ to be the hugbox board we want it to be!

>>83936747
fuck off to twitter

>>83936603
Man....us white people always get the shaft. At this rate well be even less than 95 percent of movie casts and 99percent of The stars.
I mean come on it's so unfair!

>>83936800
Oh, woops. I'm gonna guess he's one of Peter's teachers, then.

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>>83936800

MUH /pol/ BOOGEYMAN

>>83936800
>SLAG
>Being a Britcuck

But who is going to kill Hannibal ?

I'm not dissapointed that he's black. I'm dissapointed because he's not MUSCULAR JK SIMMONS

>>83936270
>have a character well defined in the comics
>lets change his race
why
if you wanted to make your cast diverse, use a role that would fit them.

>>83936851
Make your own movies and comics Jermaine and stop begging for roles created for better white actors

>>83936937
no one cares about white people
they're the blanks of culture

"ayy peter these pictures are bullshit man. Get me some of that spider-man dude, niggas crazy"

>all these people thinking he's JJJ
At least read the article before getting mad.

>>83937004
>expecting common sense from /pol/
You ask too much

>>83936992
>he said while posting on a white website discussing a white comic book character, created by a white person's, film adaption

>>83936992
>Says the self hating white kid wearing the "feel the bern" t-shirt living in suburbia

>>83936270
Why are you such a faggot OP? He's not playing Jameson.

I guess you wanted those (You)'s pretty bad.

Oh man, what a disappointment. I wish they had got someone else for JJJ.

>>83936937
Yeah use a role that would fit the. From the multitude of beloved comic book minority characters created in the silver age.

>>83936735
Fuck you I laughed

>>83936416

Looks back at it, he'd be a good Shocker or Overdrive.

>JJJ is the purest white European
>cast the blackest nigger from Africa to portray him
Is it too late to send them back?

>>83936998
99 percent. ..uh huh. Wow must be hard finding a starring role as a white actor I bet.

>>83937323

What is "making new characters"?

>>83937372
Indeed, they keep trying to make all our heroes black for whatever reason

>this clickbait thread
Well done OP, you've managed to bait them.

>>83936270
eh.. he doesnt look jamesony. there's lots of black jamesons around though. redd foxx in his day could have played a great black (well, slightly black, largely native american) jonah.

>>83936270
>making JJJ black
Well they probably don't want people giving them shit for not having Simmons (who was perfect)

>black thug
>Jonah
Nah

>>83936825
Stay butthurt, /pol/

It's truly what you're best at.

>>83937379
You mean like all the original characters in this movie people have been whining and bitching about because they're not known spiderman characters? Yeah I'm sure that'll go over fine.
No one will make threads asking for mj and Harry instead of all these brown people.
Uh huh original would make everyone happy yah dumb Fuck.

Is /co/ literally the most retarded board on this website?

You guys can't even read an article.

>>83937471
Shut up nigger boy

>>83937472
Sup tumblr

>>83937036
JJJ is a jew though, like half the marvel universe, including Peter
>>83937038
>me
>white
>even a burger
lol

>>83937501
Sup /pol/

>>83937379
What is the fact that almost every new character that either Marvel or DC tries to introduce, especially minorities, fail before they have chance to justify adaptation?

What is the fact that almost nobody who wasn't created before 15 years ago is given a shit about in comics?

>>83936422
Queens is still majority white.

>>83937537
>What is the fact that almost every new character that either Marvel or DC tries to introduce, especially minorities, fail before they have chance to justify adaptation?
So why put blacks in movies if they can't stand on their own in comics?

>>83936998
black johnny was never the problem, black johnny and white sue was

>>83937538
So is this cast, it's pretty representative of real life if you actually look at it.

>>83936270
I represent Hannibal Buress and I can confirm this news to you all this evening. Hannibal Buress has indeed joined the new Spider-Man movie.

>>83937582
Because nobody gives a shit about comics.

>>83937619
And blacks can't be heroes when there's money involved

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>>83936270
>JJJ got blackfaced

>>83937651
He didn't though.

>/pol/ complains about raceswapping in movies on their Austrailian Crab-Watching forum
>sjws get raceswaps into multimillion productions

wow one side actually gets shit done. thats what I respect

>>83937582
People who don't like comics like movies, shocking I know.

Also it's nothing to do with their race that they fail, almost every new character fails which is why we have the everpresent status quo. The only difference between minority and white characters is that the are far far fewer minority characters who are 'status quo' 'necessary for success' characters so they get shafted in favour of the white well recognised, well known ones we see everywhere.

>>83937480
You're so cute when you're mad, /pol/

>>83936270
>ctrl+f robbie robertson
>0

christ, /co/

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>nauh cliff, ah need pictchuhs
>pitctchuhs of spiiiidah-maaan
>nauh if you'll excuse me, I got a saxophone solo t'play.

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>The article literally doesn't say what role he'll play
>Retards just believe what OP says

>>83937478
Nah its /v/
then /pol/
then /co/

>>83937730
White people dont watch black movies either

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>Its another /pol/ starts leaking episode

>>83936270
>he's playing Miles

>>83936270
>>83936416

>Eric Andre as JJJ
>Hannibal Buress as Betty Brandt
>Whenever Peter enters the Daily Bugle it's just a sketch on the Eric Andre show.

Screw Spider-Man, this is the movie I want.

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>>83936270
They got the wrong black guy

>>83937765
Whoa a black man in a comic book movie? He must be playing [token black man from comic]

My brain cannot even comprehend anything else!

>>83936416
YOU'RE WATCHING SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING

THE WORST MOVIE ON TELEVISION

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Truly, OP, you are the MASTER BAITER.

>>83937894
PUH-PUH PUH-PUH PUH-PARKER

yeah, this guy is the only good option.

>>83936999
J. Jonah Burress would be glorious. It's also the only way I'd watch this MCU trash.

>>83937472

What the fuck are you going on about? Marvel has already done this shit before and nobody burned the place to the ground, you dork. Stop trying to look for problems that don't exist.

I literally had never heard of Hannibal Buress before he got on the news for starting the rumor that Bill Cosby was a rapist.

>>83936626

Too young, maybe Delroy Lindo or something.

>>83936270
NOW I'm excited
Make him the Penguin Man

He's probably the black guy who works with Peter at the Bugle.

>>83938009

UNKNOWN COMEDIAN HANNIBAL BURESS

BROKE-ASS COMEDIAN HANNIBAL BURESS

>>83937217
I wish you read the fucking article you mong

C'mon, guys, he's obviously going to be Ganke. You know I'm right.

>>83938009
Watch more stand-up.
I would say "watch more [AS]", but the Eric Andre Show is a complete fluke - normally their live-action shows are complete shit.

>>83936270
That's an ugly buck

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>>83938009
You never saw The Hannibal Buress Show?

>>83937451
>Hannibal Buress
>Thug
I mean for one thing you're a dumbass because you believed OP but really?

>>83938009
He didn't start that rumor. People had been coming out for years saying Cosby was a rapist, Buress just used it in his act.

>>83938218
Not him but that looks like a thug to me

>>83936270
Ooga booga gimme photos of white women

>daily bugle is now a Big Ass Magazine

>>83938302
... Really?

Jesus christ anon

>>83938276
no, the idea that people had been coming out for years is part of the rumor.
black people just hate him for trying to get them to take responsibility. the hypocrisy involved in all of hollywood instantly deciding he was guilty is absolutely tangerines, considering EVERYONE had a bunch of wild drugs and sex parties, he's the only one who ever actually stopped

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>>83938339

We WUZ Supa and SHEEEIT

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>>83938364
tiny eyes = thug. doesn't matter what color you are.

>>83938364
Not him, but to be fair, most blacks look lke thugs

>>83938364
You can't even?

>>83938302
Confirmed for never having been in Atlanta.

>>83937765
Finally, an anon with sense.

>/co/ doesn't read the article
>not even OP read the fucking article
I hate this place sometimes.

>>83938445
I literally live/grew up in Atlanta, zone 6. That's a God damn thug

>>83938445
Or Brooklyn jesus christ

How?

>>83938500
>Actually finding it hard to believe that somebody has never been to Brooklyn
Fucking really?

>>83938470
Then i guess you just aren't particularly bright.

>>83937765
Probably, with Donald Glover as his son Randy.

>>83936992
People LOVE white culture, it just has nothing to do with modern whites.

Example: Vikings. Now the proud makers of furniture and Lego.

>>83938547
No I Find it hard to believe that anyone could take Bur for a thug

Like how sway how

>>83936305
Nigga he lives in queens what do you expect?

>>83938470
A T L A N T A
T
L
A
N
T
A

pls be my frien

>>83938582
Stop trying so hard

>>83938561
He must be black :^)

Again, /co/?

You let this happen to you again?

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>>83938389
>Supa
Perfect casting.
Make it happen, Shueisha.

>>Spider-Verse film
>>"All Spiders are the same"

>>83938599
Trying what?

>>83936270
Look Peter man, I could definitely use some Spider-Man pictures, but if you could get some titties, especially if they're some hot white bitch titties, I'd be like, "yeah, that's cool too." Just sayin'.

>>83938654
Using outdated memes

>>83937036
That's a funny way to say Japanese and then Jewish like 3 or 4 times.

>>83938374
Didn't Drawn Together use the line "If it weren't for Jello, I would be known as a serial rapist!"

>>83937350
If you pay reparations, sure. With interest. You give me 20 million dollars, I'll gladly move to Tanzania or even Nigeria and never look back.

>>83938729
>gibmedat
We already gave you your freedom

He's probably going to play "Robbie" Robertson and they will do a comedy double act with whoever they cast for JJJ since Hannibal's a fucking amazing "straight man" in skits.

Who would they get for JJJ though?

>>83936487
RANCHN IT UP!

Do you ranch bro? Let's hit the quad for hack my sack circle reach around bro!

So are we getting a trailer or teaser at SDCC? I really hope so. Or at least something at the end of Strange. I really would like for more Spider-Man stuff. The game and the movie have me at maximum hype, but the comics don't really have me.

>nigger
'No'

>>83939020
Why does /co/ have to have so much /pol/ and /tv/ influence at times?

>>83939440
The one thing that would keep /pol/ away is the one thing that /co/ can never do.

>>83939499
Have active mods and janitors?

Why does this movie feel more and more unlike a Spider-Man movie with each casting announcement?

>>83939499
Have their own opinion?

>>83939499
Read comics?

>>83936305
Have you seen his computer?

>>83938901
Ron Pealrman

>>83939523
Because you're looking for villain castings with Harry, MJ, JJJ, Gwen, and Flash. What we're getting is a high school Spider-Man movie with a good amount of classmates being cast and supporting adult characters. Given that it's modern day Queens, and the director said this himself, there's quite a bit of diversity to actually make it feel like Queens. I'm sure MJ will still end up being a white redhead and the Osborns will be rich white guys, but for now they're fleshing out the classmates and adults that are going to influence Peter. Someone big like JJJ or MJ they would announce. They're keeping it quiet for a reason.

I'm just wondering when we're going to get a teaser.

>>83936415
Who else is fanous besides RDJ and Marisa Tomei?

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I put this in another thread but I think tom cruise would make a kick ass JJJ.

>>83939521
>>83939529
>>83939574
Nope.
Suck less dicks.

But that would be too hard for most in here.

>>83938756
>we already gave you back your freedom after stamping out what cultural heritage you had left and contiued to systemically shit on you until we were told we couldn't anymore

FTFY

>>83939628

This shit is so good Sony will never do it.

I bet they will go retarded and make JJJ some young blog mogul so they can cast someone younger in the role like Seth Rogen. And they can't even base it on Harvey Levin (The owner of TMZ) because by all accounts, Levin is the real life JJJ from the comics that his own staff use the "Pictures Of Spider-Man" joke on him.

>>83939799

That's real good, actually.

>>83939888
>cultural heritage
WE

>its a /pol/ thread

MODS

GONNA

FREAK!!

>>83939988
>/pol/ boogeyman

>>83939927
SOMOS

>>83936726
>Indians
Who?

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>>83937894
>tfw you live in the universe where terry crew's isn't powerman in the MCU

>>83939988
>mod boogeyman

>>83940017
How do you boogeyman a group of people that have admitted they're here?

>>83940159
We're not leaving this board. We're not leaving hollywood. We're here to stay and no amount of shit posting is going to make a difference.

>>83940017
The /pol/ here is very present and real. Don't get it twisted.

This rap shit is mine, motherfucker.

>>83940159
Why are whites so violent?

>>83937894
>>83940104

I know "Hurrr durr diversity casting". But I would totally be down for Terry Crews as a light hearted 9-5 villain like Shocker or Taskmaster who just punches in the clock and robs banks or teaches Hydra goons how to fight.

>>83940159
kek

>>83939925
Can you actually define "culture"

>>83937350
Is it too late to read the article?

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>>83936270

>>83940159
What did they mean by this?

>>83940159
I don't get it, are trying make people mad or guilty or...what? You didn't actually formulate or construct any kind of coherent point.

>>83940243
You have to go back

>>83936626
Yes it would.

He's great at standup, he's absolute shit at acting.

Go watch Daddy's Home or Neighbors. He's awful.

>>83936270
Nu Age Spider Man!
JJ is now a soft spoke vegetarian who hates cigarette smoke
Betty Grant has been replaced by a potted plant
The Daily Bugle has been renamed the Weekly Trombone
Doctor Octopus is now an Austrailian woman with a P.h.d. in Political Science
Mary Jane Watson has been re gendered into Mark Jim Watson
Aunt May is now an independent woman in her mid to late 40's who is always up to girl trouble
The Rhino is now The Hippo
Venom is now portrayed as a right wing leaning extreme conservative and uses guns all the time
The Vulture is reimagined as a Sikh falafal salesman who is trying to feed his 12 immigrant children
Spider man wears a costume with Spider Nipples and fights social inequalities

Isn't it everything you wanted /co/?

Remember when George Lucas announced he was making a new trilogy of Star Wars movies, and everyone and their mother wanted in on it?

What are the chances that this movie will end up being The Phantom Menace of the MCU?

>>83940547
Hannibal is the Mace Dindu of the MCU

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>>83936270

Was the thread this crazy when they announced this guy was joining the cast?

>>83940258
High IQ

>>83940530
>Mark Jim Watson
>Not Glen Stacy
C'mon man

>>83940530
Who have they racebended in this movie so far?

>>83936394
Most black people live in the ghetto

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>>83940420
>Over 10,000 spectators, including city officials and police, gathered to watch the attack. There was a celebratory atmosphere at the event, and many children attended during their lunch hour. Members of the mob castrated Washington, cut off his fingers, and hung him over a bonfire. He was repeatedly lowered and raised over the fire for about two hours. After the fire was extinguished, his charred torso was dragged through the town and parts of his body were sold as souvenirs. A professional photographer took pictures as the event unfolded, providing rare imagery of a lynching in progress. The pictures were printed and sold as postcards in Waco.

The death sentence in Texas was like a party back then.

>>83940688
Wasn't this the one where the guy actually committed a crime, but they kinda went over board with it?

>>83940688
>lived for two hours burning alive with no dick
That death sentence was worse than any hell I could imagine, I'm glad I'm not black.

>>83940530
>muh SJW boogy man

>>83940688
>>83940739
>Someone castrated Jesse, according to the NAACP investigation, and carried his penis around in a handkerchief, showing it off as a souvenir.
Bruh, how does someone just randomly cut your dick off?

>>83940751
boogeyman is a word SJWs invented

>>83937585
Why do ya suppose they didn't just make Reed or Ben black? I'm okay with making characters black, but with Johnny they had to mention that Sue is adopted and all that.

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>>83936270
>Meet your new J Jonah Jameson
>http://variety.com/2016/film/news/spider-man-homecoming-hannibal-buress-1201799535/

What the fuck are you talking about?

>>83940736
Yeah, he confessed to murder and rape and was already sentenced to death but the community of Waco wanted him to suffer the worst way possible because racial tensions.

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>mentions Baywatch reboot
Huh. I didn't think one could get away with making Baywatch these days.

>>83938374
>no, the idea that people had been coming out for years is part of the rumor.
Both, Drawn Together and the Cleavland Show have made very blatant remarks to Cosby being a sexual predator years before this came out.

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Him just making cracks about the MCU as a hot dog vendor in the movie is all I want.

/co/ has so much /pol/ crossover and I love it honestly

>>83941234

The Rock's the lead, it's gonna be a comedy action

>>83936270
Robbie Robertson anyone?

>>83940988
>Ben black
He's already made of stone, not much better except it's harder for cops to kill him in 'self-defense'. Around rocks, keep your doors locked.
>Reed black
A black man as Earth's greatest scientific mind? No comic reader would believe it.

>>83936626

It's a fucking terrible idea.

What part of Hannibal's standup or general schtick says "J Jonah Jameson" to you?

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>>83940104
WHERE'S MY MONEY HONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY? NO ONE STIFFS PA-PA PA PA-PA POWUH MAAAAAN!!!

I'll never forget the fact that you guys lose your shit and have a fit when more than one black person simply EXISTS in a movie. Even when we don't even know what character they're playing.

>>83940302
You know, I could totally see. The MCU really needs more villains like that, not just "i want genocide" or "i want money" bad guys.

>>83941565
I think it's the fact that they could potentially be raceswapping a character we've known and loved for years just because (like they've done so many times before), and not actually that there are so many non-whites in the cast. If they just said "so and so is playing x", then people wouldn't get so frustrated because at least then we know for sure, but because they're keeping us in the dark we tend to come up with the worst possible scenarios in our heads.

I mean, I understand trying to be more realistic when it comes to what color a character would be, but some characters are so old and iconic that changing the way they look is pretty much unthinkable. I personally can't imagine having a black MJ because she's always been a white redhead, and I'm sure most people would agree. It's one thing to cast someone based on their acting ability and not necessarily what they look like, but it's another thing to completely change what's been established for decades for the sake of "diversity".

>>83939888
It's actually much simpler than that. They kidnapped my family and stole their labor. To put it in the common vernacular, I'm lookin' tah get paid, son, namean?

Also I scored higher than 95% of college-bound seniors on the SAT and had to take a full ride to a mid-tier school instead of a tuition-covered-housing-needed scholarship to a just-sub-Ivy-tier school because both my lawyer parents went into public service to pay off the student loans THEIR parents couldn't borrow against their urban housing to pay off. My grandfather was a nuclear physicist, I blame institutional racism directly for me not being rich as fuck right now.

>>83940688
>Orlando described as worst mass shooting in US history
>Wounded Knee
>Elaine, Arkansas
Triggered. And they say that it's a semantic issue with only lone gunmen events eligible, but then in the next sentence they're talking about San Bernadino and Columbine and even fucking Paris.

>>83936270
So, is he going to be Phil Urich, to tie in with Daredevil's Ben Urich?

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>>83936270

>>83941429
this is the obvious pick.
He'd be a funny making comments at everything JJJ does

Terry Crews for Powerman /co/

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It's fucking obvious who he's playing.

>>83936416
The entire intro sequence is just Spider-Man trashing the interior of the Daily Bugle.

>>83936270
They better make Robbie white.

And if Hannibal Buress at any time when speaking to Parker or his employees he makes a not-angry/not-loud voice I am going to be pissed.

>>83936270
No way he's Jameson.
I could see him being a teacher, maybe Robbie Robertson, maybe even a bit villain like Shocker or Prowler.

Peter
>hands raise
Imma need you to hurry
>head tilts back
and get some pictures
>hands raise and head tilts back even more
of Spider-Man
>hands raise and head tilts back even more
RIGHT NOW
>fingers point

>>83936512
then the cast should be filled with puertoricans, salvadorans, and curry shits.

>>83937480
>>83937752
Just shut up and Fuck already, Jesus.

>>83936270
I thought he had charisma in Precious Part II: Precious With a Dick so I'm okay with this.

>>83936270
He should be Robbie Robertson and Donald Glover should be playing his son

>>83936637

>le pokemon memes

I never really bought into the whole summerfag thing until now.

>>83943649
They already got >>83940570
and depending on what they do with Zendeya's character, she could pass too

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>>83936270

>>83940677

Not even most, unless you're the sort of person who doesn't distinguish between actual ghettos and just low income areas in general.

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>>83936270

>the article never even says he's been cast as JJJ
>you all reacted to the post alone with a bunch of political bullshit without even bothering to check the source
>this is pretty much confirmation that you're all just as bad as SJWs

Well played OP

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>>83936270
Jameson Publishing the Bugle in a death basket.

>>83944173
thank you

>>83944035
They're the same fucking age.

Yeah I call bullshit, guys too mellow

>>83941234
They're going the 21 Jump Street route.

tfw that guy who posted this in a thread a week ago from inside sources wasn't lying

>>83740412

https://desustorage.org/co/thread/83740412/

>>83936270
Man, it would be one of the worst downgrades I've ever seen if we went from J.K. Simmons to fucking Hannibal Buress for Jameson. Seriously, the guy can barely show emotion as it is, I don't even think he could muster even mild annoyance towards Spider Man, let alone the signature hotheadedness of Jameson. Also, is there a reason his wikipedia page lists all his filmography as that of Josh Duhamel's roles? Is this some sort of in-joke I'm missing?

>>83944815
But he didn't post anything else so it doesn't really matter

>>83940988
Honestly, they should have made both Johnny and Sue black, if they really want to go that route.

It's Robertson you dumb fucks have you even picked up a comic book in your life you shitters
Fuck off /pol/

>>83936873
Wew lad got a lotta boogeymen running around these days: Jews, SJWs, /pol/, tumblr AND the reds. Makes a man wonder how to get by.

His energy is completely wrong for the part.

>>83936270
Isn't he just fucking robbie

/pol/tards trigger harder than tumblrinas.

Niggers don't really belong in comic book films.

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>>83948197
lmao

>>83948370
Case in point, keep white media white. They should be making more rap biopics

>>83947975
Yeah no shit. He's not playing JJJ. OP just made up some bullshit because morons who don't read will believe it.

>>83948384
>keep white media white
>They should be making more rap biopics
>biopics
>which are movies too
wewewew

>>83948506
You know niggers can make movies, right?

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>>83936270
>J Jonah Jameson
Please god no. I can't stand his comedy.

>>83948516
and black people have been in comics, what's your point?

>>83948551
Niggers have no place in white cinema, but can certainly entertain us with their rap music and basketball.

>>83948586
A white guy actually invented basketball and the best rapper is white.

>>83936270
WE

>>83948680
WUZ

>>83948586
>niggers can't be in white cinema
>but they can participate in it
>they can make movies you know
>but they have no place in it
wew
http://www.slashfilm.com/the-flash-director-rick-famuyiwa/

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God damn it, /co/.

>>83948710
Movies about niggers rapping in the hood aren't white cinema

>>83948725
What counts as white cinema? Famuyiwa is directing a superhero movie about a white character

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>>83941234
Stop listening to /pol/, the world isn't as sensitive as you think.

Tits and Ass will always trump any objections - people want sex.

>>83948764
Did I say niggers never participate in white cinema or that they have no place in it?

>>83948693
EDITORS

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Him playing Robbie opposite a bombastic, loud-mouth JJJ would be perfect.

>Reading this thread.

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm not even going to blame this on /pol/, because I see people failing to actually open and read links on literally every single board and it never fails to utterly baffle me.

>>83948794
Well, I don't what counts as white cinema or where you're going with this because it all started with being in comic book movies

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>>83936518

Came in to post this.

>>83948693
HUMANS

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>>83948604
>and the best rapper is white.

aesop rock is hispanic my man

>>83940248
IT'S NOT

>>83948065
FUCK, they made JJJ black AND they made Robbie a faggot!?

>>83936270
>Richard Prior as J Jonah Jameson
>is constantly doing cocaine and ranting about how dangerous the spider-man is
>plot twist is there is no spider-man
>he was just harassing the only white kid in Queens
>accidentally sets himself on fire
>credits roll
>mid-credit scene shows the REAL J Jonah Jameson (JK Simmons) sending a cease and desist letter to Richard Priors corpse

>Black guy
>Job
This might be a worst casting than Jamie Fox as Electro

>Can't be Prowler because they'll probably save that character for a potential Spider-Man: Pitch Black Edition adaptation
>Casting him as Robbie will probably result in just as much screentime as Steve Lombard had in MoS
Just as well I guess. The very idea of an overly comical villain in a Spider-Man film fills me with dread after how Rhino was used. I don't even care that completely different people were in charge, the risk is always there.

>>83936270
Spider-Man back in mcu was a mistake
Thank god X-Men are still separate

>>83941306
>Whoah, what are those dudes doing up there. That's crazy, man. These must be some good hotdogs.

>>83950297
at least read the link

Yo, that guy who own the Daily Bugle, he got a...

he got a... boat... or somethin'...

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>>83938339

>>83936305

He lives in Queens... and I'm pretty sure Miles is gonna be in it.

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>/pol/ gets triggered like a pack of SJWs.

Yes, yes, well done /pol/fags, well done.

HOWEVER

I WANT PHOTOS....PHOTOS OF BIG BUTTS

Fucking hate niggers in cape movies, but hannibal buress is a-ok in my book

Why is he JJJ? He could be Robertson, he is black and works at the Bugle why race change anyone...

>>83938339
got my subscription

>>83951181
wat

>>83936270
Is this thread some kind of litmus test for people who actually read articles before posting? I mean you can post the most unbelievable shit, more unbelievable than this and some anons will still fall for it.

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>I NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN! JEW YORK CITY DESERVED 9/11!

Will they ever top Raimi's Vision of Jameson?

>>83944094
most black people who don't live in the ghetto still act like dirty street rats.

>>83951584

Raimi just stuck to the comics hardcore with his JJJ and it worked because JK Simmons just chewed the scenery perfectly and could also tone it back like the scene in Spidey 2 where he's starting to regret getting rid of Spider-Man and being too hard on the "Parker kid" till Spidey steals back the suit and he immediately goes back into the "MENACE" rant. The sort who is a loud mouth crank but genuinely gives a shit about the staff and his paper

The fear is Sony demands a "contemporary" JJJ who is a blog mogul and much younger just so they can cast younger with someone like Seth Rogen in the role and Marvel goes with it.

>>83951635
>I have never met a black person in real life

>>83951635
what's defined as "dirty street rat"? Not all stereotypes exist in most of a population, it's not even a requirement.

>>83939888
You enslaved yourselves, cunt.

Important note: crimes aren't inheritable.

IN2: you probably haven't even been harmed by any after effects of it, lying whining cunt.

IN3: the labour they did and pain they suffered isn't even close to be worth 20 mill.

IN4: you're probably not even black.

IN5: my family wasn't even around for that shit, they were poor peasants. More importantly, I'm not even a Wyatt Mann

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>>83936637
>super effective joke
Jesus Christ dude, are you like 14.

>>83936270
>Ctrl+F "Jameson"
>no results
seriously /co/ learn to read the articles at least

>>83949954
A

>>83939888
>c u l t u r a l
>h e r i t a g e

>>83936270
>Hey bring me some pictures of spiderman also who threw out my pickle juice?

>>83936270
it would have been better if Hannibal was cast as Spiderman, I would actually watch that.

>>83949054
>Ian Bavitz is hispanic.
Ok, dude.

>>83936270
>"Ayy yo Peter... Ima need you, ta go down to da pet store, and get me a hot dog. Aaaaand some pictures of spiderman would be nice too."

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>>83937894
This

>nigger
Come on

>>83936518
He'll play Robbie and Glover is his son

>>83957460
>Not reading the article or the thread
Come on

>>83952160
Read the context of the post this was a response to you dumb faggot.

>>83936851
>white privilege

yeah fuck off public school

>>83939888
Dumb nigger

>>83936270
I can't even be angry anymore, Marvel. Why don't you just put the whole world in a ghetto?

>>83959520
Did you even read the article?

>>83959520
lol I thought "ghetto" was behavior

>>83936270
He's not Jonah. His role was never disclosed. Chill the fuck out.

>>83951720
But I have. That's how I know.

I used to know a military brat black, and he was a literal cokehead

>>83936851
They haven't cast a single white. Just niggers.

>>83937416
>Parker you big dummy!

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>>83960402
That's not true and you know it

>>83937420
>cast a black
>now if anybody complains about JJJs casting you can call them racist and sic Tumblr on them

Genius. Bravo Marvel

>>83957356
>>83937894
Holy shit that is actually perfect. That guy is a really good actor too, especially in semi-serious comedy roles like Everybody Hates Chris.

>>83960376
is that it, coke?

>>83944094
>who doesn't distinguish between actual ghettos and just low income areas

Oh no it is easy to distinguish. Low income areas still have white people in it, while ghettos like Detroit are nothing but blacks.

>>83961554
What about trailer parks.

Why do blacks complain about everything

Fucking white people man, why do they just hate BLM?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9pHidD8sc

>>83961637
Who's complaining about this casting?

>>83936270
>It's a /co/mblr vs /pol/ thread

Nice.

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>>83961689
Again what does this have to do with his casting? You yourself preface with the specific political affiliation of the individuals in the video.

>>83961811
Correct me if I'm mistaken but since he is black isn't he part of BLM by sheer definition.