Why does Captain Marvel wear the lesbian haircut?

>>83903797
Because nobody cared who she was until she cut off her hair

>>83903836
I'm not too sure they care after the haircut either.

>>83903797
Because she want to be lesbian, but Marvel doesn't let her

>>83903797
because she is a strong female, therefore she should wear her hair short like a man.

>>83903797
In a fight, it keeps her hair out of her eyes and doesn't provide an easily grabbed handle for an opponent.

>>83903797
If i shave it off her, will she die?

>>83903836
Umm, I did, I liked Carol...

>>83903836
If I put a wig on you, will you die?

>>83904220
You now realize that hair length is a non issue for characters in fiction.
Unless the author makes it an issue, hair length is utterly irrelevant.

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Carol Danvers as a babe as Miss Marvel

For brownie points with the progressive crowd.

>>83903797
Because short hair on women is sexy.

>>83903797
Because the guy who is drawing her comic wanted her to have short hair because military reasons or some bullshit.

Wasn't it for her stupid helmet that lasted 5 issues to fit right?

Not sure why so many hate short haired girls though. I like her being more martial looking with that hair and outfit.

Carol Danvers was only ever worth a damn as Rogue's victim

>>83907057
Its funny because is true.

>>83907009
Military women don't generally get dyke haircuts, which is what Carol has. Unless those women are dykes.

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Short hair > Curly Hair > Long Hair
Ass > Tits

There is nothing else to debate
This is what the universe wanted
This is the life equation

>>83907423
that sounds like the closeted man's equation

>>83905838
I'd usually agree but her haircut is 10 kinds of awful

>>83907009
I don't hate short haird girls, I hate her shitty haircut

>>83903797
Could be that it's low maintenance & easier while fighting and flying. No point flying around the world and show up with hair that looks like shit.