Homestuck

>>83890031
endless breadsticks

>>83890031
Maybe it's not his favourite food, but Hussie definitely has to get used to eating crow.

>>83890004
>>>/qst/275989
Housetrapped 2 has opened!

Let's try for some nice constructive discussion not involving reddit this time please.

>>83890093
we don't care
please post quality content only

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>>83890106

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>>83890154
ara ara~

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>>83890279

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Best fanadventures are the ones with hindu fox furries

>>83890031
The tears of his fans.

>>83890331
Johnroxy will never fill the void that Johnrose left in my heart

>>83890331
Hell Yes.

even though it's chronologically impossible I want a John x Rose x Roxy x Mom Foursome. Or maybe a John x Rose x Roxy x b1 Mom x b2 Mom x Dad Egbert gang bang.

>>83890331
Hell
Fucking
YES!

On a side note: congratulations on completing the beach fic. Loved it

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>>83890279
counterpoint: ARA ara~

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>>83890393
sounds pretty complicated

is it safe now

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>>83890154
you got it boss

Isn't the amount of content released after the gigapause incredibly disappointing?

This comic would be better without Dave, Jade, and Karkat.

for the curious, I am going through the American Psycho script and translating ALL of Patrick Bateman's rants into Büjorn Villid rants, replacing things with troll references where appropriate. I expect to have a paste bin done for it within the hour.

So which classpects do we 100% know for sure about? I know that most of our classpect knowledge is speculation, but come on, Hussie had to have given us something.

>>83890564
Only the last part is true

>>83890570
sounds like the sollux bee movie script, which no one likes

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>>83890412

Ah, thanks. I had fun writing it. New stuff will come soon.

>>83890331

For What Reason

If that anon from 1.5 threads ago wasn't bluffing and /hst/'s really going to get banned, where do we go from there? Will we have a contingency plan? Will we have to go to serketchan?

>>83890570

>>83890596
This.

>>83890574
Nope, sorry. Dave, Jade, and Karkat are all cancerous to the story. We'd be better off without them.

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>>83890563
>Isn't the amount of content released after the scratch incredibly disappointing?
ftfy

>>83890031
karkat's cock

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I name computers on my home network after homestuck characters

>>83890571
We know that Knights "exploit/equip", that princes destroy, bards invite destruction, that thieves steal for themselves while rogues steal to give to other people, and that pages start very weak but become really strong near the end of the game. Mite be missing a couple of things

>>83890596
>>83890623
Don't worry, I'm not planning on posting it in here ever, just having it around. For funsies.

>>83890633
i love this panel. the noise jane is making must be something incredible

>>83890660
Vriska better be the shitty computer from 1992 that can barely run FreeBSD. Fuck Vriska.

>>83890484
Being a davekat fan is like being a davepeta fan, it's clear at that point you don't care about the comic at all.

>>83890697
she's a laptop with a casing that's falling apart
still the better of my two laptops

>>83890671
witches manipulate from outside an aspect's rules, and heirs manipulate from within an aspect's rules?

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>>83890388
>1000% gay and always skipped johnkat, davros
>yet resigned myself to johnrose and davejade as endgame from the moment i saw the chaos dunk and one pixel smile
>over the years come to respect the dynamics between the kids and actually come to like the OG ships
>start looking forward to hetship confirmation
>anticipation builds the further A6 is dragged out without the kids meeting up properly
>neither of them happen in the end

of all the things that could have disappointed me, i never thought it would be canon lesbians and alien queerbaiting

>>83890736
bard of rage

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>>83890635
>not Vriska's
did we read the same retcon

>>83890671
Seems like a massive waste of time on your part though.
>>83890736
Unfunny.

>>83890671
maids maintain their aspect, and sylphs heal through their aspect

seers have a deep understanding of their aspect, and share that knowledge with others

the retcon occurs but now instead of Vriska being revived it's Eridan

what happens

>>83890736
heir of piss

pink guy would be page of piss

chin chin would be lord of piss

>>83890819
kanaya chainsaws him in half again

>>83890773
>Unfunny
Sorry for triggering you, anon.

>>83890836
What does piss do as an aspect

>>83890746
It's because we got the worst possible gay ships. For me it's just annoying, but for you as a homosexual it must be insulting.

>>83890732
I'm talking purely about what we know because it has been outright stated.

Also, I don't think any classes besides the Lord and Muse have a big gulf in their definitions like that. Because we've seen two class pairs worded this way, I think it's safe to assume that the active class "X's to Y or X's with Y", while the passive class "Invites X'ing to Y or Invites X'ing with Y"
>>83890773
I have nothing better to do
>>83890736
Bard of Hope
>>83890810
I don't believe the maids maintain, sylphs heal through their aspect was stated in canon, just that Aranea took a position as a "healer".

>>83890865
>Opinions mean you're triggered.

>>83890154
But anon, dont you want to know what canon race everyone is? I was just trying to help :(

>>83890876
i don't even want to acknowledge that 6-6 and 7 exist, i'm so mad about davekat and dave's "a 12 year old girl's opinions on social expectations ripped directly from tumblr" PSA

>>83890819
He teams up with Bec Noir to kill LE and becomes a founding member of the new Midnight Crew

>>83890874
it grants qualities related to pee and urination in general

maybe kidney stones too if you want things to get dark

>>83890910
oh, i thought that maids were defined as that somewhere

so the classes which are vague are mage and maid?

>>83890974
the kids canon race is every race. all of them

just like all ships are canon

>>83890974
John is white. His dad was banned from CDS because he was wearing his klan uniform.

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>>83890974
Everyone is Caucasian, including the trolls.

>>83891067
Rose is a member of the Black Panthers, but she is also white.

>>83891023
Here are the classes that we have ZERO spoken definition of the exact function.

Heir, Mage, Maid, Sylph, Page

We also don't know shit about the Witch specifically but Hussie once mentioned that they are a "highly active class"

http://mspaintadventureswiki.tumblr.com/post/63822840770/reddit-or-not-here-we-dumb-archive

Also I know nobody cares but here have Troll Patrick Bateman Rambles: http://pastebin.com/eA1D40S3

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>>83890660
not even my home network.

I had a machine named sollux, but I realized after I named it that I would have to in2tall gentwo... and that was too much of a pain in the ass so I wiped it and started over.

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>>83890004
posting caliborn in a dress

i got a bad drawing i made as well if anyone wants to see it?

>>83891054
Bitch if you read my post youd realise thats clearly not the case

>>83891143
maaaan

damn hussie and his flip-floppity worldbuilding

some anon in sug was able to make some awesome DnD class pages for gems, all the vague spots make that exceedingly hard here

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it still stings

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>>83890819

>>83890612
oh hey, i just realized, you invented an entirely new section in troll romance

two trolls have a matespriteship/kismesistude with another being, and through that being, they can produce pails, even when not directly in a relationship with each other

well, probably not entirely new, but there has to be a word for that. i'd name it the rules for draw and stud poker quadrant

Did that guy figure out his classpect yet?

>>83891507
i think he got bard/prince of time

>>83891452
2nd

>>83891452
this is like picking between death by necrosis and death by fire

fuck it, Eri ending

>>83891184
nice
one day you will have a computer worthy of being called sollux, I believe in you

>>83891285
Classpects have as much to do with your role in the story as they do with your power set. In order to make the system work in an actual game you'd need to invent a lot of stuff whole cloth and twist the canon a bit.

I'm working on it though.

>>83891507
closer to bard

>>83891006
It's similar to Blood in that it's a fluid that's part of someone's body (at least at one point). To piss is to actively dispel urine from one's system, and pissing happens after drinking a fluid. It could be something like an anti-Blood aspect, where Blood is bonds and Piss would be negative bonds, or bonds that don't contribute to friendship, but rather rivalry or hatred. It could even be the active separation of bonds, or a lack of bonds.

A Heir invites manipulation of an Aspect, or manipulation through an Aspect. So a Heir of Piss could manipulate someone via their piss, or through their lack of bonds or bonds associated with negative emotions.

They could make them piss endlessly until their fluids drain from their system and kill them. Or they could become piss, in varying levels of dilution, messing with the water supply or drowning their enemies. They could also become the separation between two/a group of people, turning them against each other.

>>83890331
What was this it's not even in the archive.

>>83891452
Hmmmmmmm........ Second?

>>83891657
vfan nudes

>>83891594
You don't have to twist the canon.

>>83891657
8each fic conclusion

>>83891684
FIRST, FIRST, FIRST, ARANEA, PLEASE. OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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>>83891684
>get rid of DaveKat or kill off best girl
HMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>83891684
Sollux KK Dave!!

>dirksol will never happen
just kill me

>>83891653
Or they can just piss so hard that it is weaponized, like a high pressure water cutter, only coming out of your dick.

>>83891471

Never really thought of it that way, but I don't think your wrong. I kinda thought of it as sort of a troll midwife position? Really, though, whatever they do to get a usable pail would probably work to make offspring, regardless of how its obtained. I've posted this before, but literally the only reasoning given for why trolls needed matesprits/kismeses when they could just as well have casual sex and submit that to the drones is because strong black or red relationships allegedly allow for more dominant genetic material, which has an effect over all the trolls that come out of that brooding, I would guess.

Which, y'know, if there's millions of trolls, would probably be important to them? But at the moment there's a grand total of 5 1/2 living trolls in the universe. Even if it were possible to pull off some flim flam where the ghosts can supply pails (GHOOOST SEX and GHOOOOOST PAILS), that's still just 24 trolls total, so either way they're gonna be pretty fucking dominant no matter what. So they can probably pull whatever crap they want to get said pails.

>>83891799
>Wanting gary stu anywhere near your comic

>>83892025
how is sollux a gary stu

His whole thing is dying a lot and getting cockblocked by Eri. Not to mention a barebones amount of actual screentime.

>>83890819
The same shit happens because Vriska's character wasn't relevant to any of it, it was a hamfisted solution to rush everything to fraudulent resolutions as quickly as possible and get the comic ending over with. Vriska reviving FIXING problems on the meteor was like watching Hussie use a hammer on a children's playset to fit the star-shaped peg through the triangle slot. And at the end of it Eridan won't be acting like Eridan whether that's good or bad to you.

You know what the only difference would be? We don't get to see John punch Vriska in the face so hard that she bounces. We lose that.

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rate my best-case-scenario ships

assume it is act 5 kanaya

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>>83892025
>wanting karkuk the grub eater anywhere

at least joke hardley is hot ok

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>>83892116
>act 5 kanaya
heh

>>83892132
wait, we mean sol? meg, better than karkuk

>>83891595
Glad we could be of service. :3

>>83892116
Act 5 Kanaya just becomes Act 6 Kanaya when she hooks up with Rose, it's an unavoidable progression because the idiot cat and clever mouse dynamic is gone.

>>83891978
Anon, I can only get so turned on on a blue board.

>>83892098
>Sacrificing himself multiple times.
>Hyper-competent.
>Plot device.

>>83892025
He's not a Gary Stu. He has fake bipolar disorder.

>>83892116
>Janekat
excellent taste my fr-
>Eriroxy
what

>>83892233
>accomplished nothing
>had a paltry impact on the characters
>fucked off forever

>>83892251
science wwizard

>>83892107
>Eridan fixing everyone's problems by blasting them with science
I like it

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>>83891885
>sollux never became an honorary strider
>sollux never had competitive snarky friendships with dirk and rose
>sollux never chilled out in a scarf pile and practiced hacking n gaming with roxy
>erisol was assigned to jake rather than dirk/roxy
>erisol never gave either of them a vicious dressing down about how their emotional fragility and desperate neediness concerning relationships was detrimental to their team and would end in disaster
>dave mentioned sollux being a loser and said he would hate him in summerteen romance

>>83892271
>Moving the meteor wasn't an accomplishment.
>Fucking around with the game didn't help.
>Among a multitude of other things.
>Implying this makes him un-Gary Sued.

>>83892336
that's a pretty dedicated cosplay

>>83892116

Yeah, what >>83892251 said. Janekat is high-quality for future ship possibilities.

>>83892301
>science wwizard

No. Not ever. Not even once.

>>83892380
I think the teeth could be better. But I'd give it 9/10.

consider this

the lowwer on the hemospectrum
the smaller your bulge

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Does anyone have those images anon made, of really pretty John/Vriska fanart that just had this text superimposed ontop of it? For some reason I need some of it.

>>83892523
>Rufioh
>small bulge
Inconceivable!

>>83892523
*lower

>>83892523
Equius would obviously have a horsecock, right?

>>83892602
Rufioh is a trembling symbol of masculine virility and you know it.

>>83892523
consider this

horn length and girth roughly corresponds to bulge dimensions

>>83892650
No wonder Karkat is always angry.

>>83892738
That was my headcanon ever since he was introduced

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>>83892553
Do not bully, life is hard as a Johnvris shipper.

Could Davepeta make themself pregnant?

>>83892864
why would you want it to procreate oh god

>>83892864
stranger things have happened

>>83892864
No, they just have a ghost butt on both sides now.

>>83892864
Dave can already get pregnant on his own. Didn't you listen to the Baby is You?

>>83892007
perhaps. i still think that, as an intrinsically psychic race, there's some merit to red/blackrom for procreation, asari-style.

>>83892919
wait is tBiY canon?

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>>83892955

>>83892939
yes
>>83892955
no, unfortunately

>>83891594
>Classpects have as much to do with your role in the story as they do with your power set.
You are wrong.

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>>83892955
BABIES

LET'S ALL HAVE EACH OTHER'S BABIES

>>83892919
No listening to it now

>>83893063
no, you are wrong

>>83893074
Why the hell did hussie outlaw talk about babies and stuff on MSPAF if the comic is full of it anyways

>>83893063

prove it

>>83892939

Oh, sure, I'm not saying I don't believe the whole "strong matesprit/kismesis pair" thing doesn't actually work or isn't important, but there's no reason to believe it's 100% necessary for successful procreation. All we know about the subject (via http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004296) is the mother grub needs pre-mixed genetic material for brooding, but whether or not the method by which the material gets combined matters isn't touched up. In a situation like the one the trolls currently find themselves, its easy to see how they'd try to cut corners to get the species back up and running.

>>83893097
>>83893113
The burden of proof is on you, because you're the one inventing the speculation.

>>83893139
makes sense. the whole mixing thing is probably more cultural than anything else

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>>83893100
i wasn't there at the time, but i believe because actual 12 year olds became part of the target audience and started mouthing off about how they idolise and try to emulate various characters, he didn't want """officially sanctioned""" content regarding teen pregnancy and reproduction around

>>83892356
>Moving the meteor wasn't an accomplishment.
he got help from Aradia
>Fucking around with the game didn't help.
in the end he just started the session with the artifacts Aradia found. If anything, his ~ATH shit caused more trouble than good so he fucked up major on that one.
>Among a multitude of other things.
Like what
>Implying this makes him un-Gary Sued.
burden of proof is still on you

His impact on the story as whole as well as Hussie's treatment of him compared to an actual Mary-sue such as Vriska was basically a drop in the bucket. Even Equius and Nepeta got some kind of reprise in the end while he just continued to be nowhere and insignificant.

>>83893197

Yeah, most likely. Honestly, I'd say "TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD" is about the most accurate sentence Hussie's written on the subject, there's so much to speculate about.

Anywho, I'm glad my next fic will involve less thinking on such complicated subjects, and we can move onto more wholesome material like Dave lubing up and fucking his ecto-mom in the ass.

>>83893139
I always assumed that having your quadrants on lock down provided the troll with a more balanced emotional state and a support network, thereby allowing them to live a less stressful and more productive and healthy life, so the fact that they eat/sleep/feel well would then allow their bodies to produce a higher quality and quantity of gametes.

Like how girls who do ballet often starve themselves and exercise hard until their body decides they're in enough of a survival situation to stop their period. Always being on the run and struggling for survival on Alternia would probably fuck up whatever reproductive cycle they have.

>>83893063
you're wrong but i'm lazy so I'm not going to tell you why you're wrong, and just let you know that you are, in fact, incorrect.

or else why do three light players try to steal some kind of spotlight, the three void players are presented initially as irrelevant, all three knives have insecurities they try to hide, all three life players try to break rules assigned to them, etc. etc. etc.

A mentally broken person like Vriska can'tbe a Mary Sue. You can call her a special snowflake though.

>>83893353
Knights, not knives, and I could've worded the life player statement better but i don't care

>>83893435
>with her feet

>>83893435
when you die, would you prefer:

death of the endless
death from discworld
or aradia

>>83893353
hey bozo maids are guides not creators

>>83893453
>and lube

>>83893472
hey bozo, how do you figure that?

>>83893461
who's that guy from twisted metal or whatever that sings "YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD"
because i pick him

What are some great Homestuck fan flashes? I know Rex Duodecim Angelus.

>>83893521
ok sure, that song is super catchy

>>83893472
Where did he say anything about Maids? Are you talking about something from a different thread?

>>83893514
think about it
if there was a creator class in the standard 12
they would just be an automatic game winning class

if there was an active one they could do solo sessions and get away with it

no way the game would allow that

>>83893461
death from problem sleuth. having warm drinks, doing puzzles and playing board games in an endless sea of white lotus sounds like my kinda heaven

>>83893521
apparently it's from total distortion

>>83893461
Don't know any of them. I've only seen the Discworld movies.

>>83893522
here's a fan animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u92TODVyjnk

>>83893572
...No?

>>83893607
a persuasive argument but have you considered
yes?

>>83893581
Do you have a link I don't see it

>>83893647
then explain to me how a creator is an automatic game winning class, so that I can explain to you how you're wrong and how it's no more OP than any other class.

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>>83892116
John/Aradia wow other people ship this?

>>83893682
>creator of space
>just create a universe
>bam you did the thing

>>83893683
I'm pretty sure that even Tensei ships it.

>>83893605
Wow thanks

>>83893719
so i guess Porrim, the canonical Maid of Space, just did a really shitty job, right? Or did you forget that she's a character, and that frog hunting is a thing that you have to do, since creator of space =/= creator of frogs.

Yeah, I'm betting you forgot.

>>83893719
>prince of space
>just destroy paradox space
>true hero

>>83893719
you can't create a universe with just space

you need all the other aspects too, which are intrinsically part of the frog

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>>83893683
It's actually pretty popular (relatively speaking)
And yes

>>83893683
>tfw The Chronology of Wind will never be finished
It was the only story I found that swapped Vriska with Aradia as John's patron troll

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>>83893683
Anything cute is shipped
And Aradia bullying John with her creepiness was fucking CUTE

>>83893797
why does john's eyebrows look like eyes

>>83893683
John ships well with almost everyone

so is the protomen the guide to how hope works as an aspect, or is it just referenced a bunch because of the three words

>>83893768
I wish but classpectanon made a good point before which was that LE probably needed to combine void powers with his own to fracture paradox space.

>>83893917
it's just a meme, my friend.

>>83893917
Three words?

>>83893958
right
but what are light, wily, joe, megaman, and protoman's titles?

>>83894027
"hope rides alone"
it's not the only time hope is used but it's the big one

>>83894027
HOPE RIDES

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

ahem

>>83894027
HOPE
RIDES
ALOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE

>>83893888
Shit only person that wouldn't work is Jack Noir

>>83894054
Light is a Page of Life
Wily is a Prince of Rage
Joe is a Heir of Doom
Megaman is a Knight of Rage
Protoman is a Knight of Hope

>>83894115
Zero?

>>83893958
>"cut me down or let me run" is a buff that works in tandem with "either way its all gonna burn", doing damage equal to damage done to the player, with a multiplier

>>83894196
We were talking about the Protomen characters rather than actual Megaman characters, which I have a looser grip on the personalities of.

As an addendum, I could also see Wily as a Bard of Rage or a Bard of Light.

hussie's greatest failing is that he introduced a "light" aspect that doesn't describe tom

Let's say you've got this character who's constantly putting themselves in the line of fire and awful things are always happening to them, but those awful things are somehow always their fault. Meanwhile, everyone around them is spared from anything really terrible happening to them, even when there should be no chance of them getting away with it.
Then one day they push themselves too far, die, and bad things start happening to everyone else.
Is that a classpect?

>>83894115
>Light is a Page of Life
man that guy was creating life from day one
only reason he had to hold back on X is because he wanted to run a bunch of simulations that would take longer than his remaining lifespan

>>83894359
doom

>>83894332
Who is Tom?

>>83893888
>>83894113
John ships very bad with half the cast.

He is not a homosexual, you see.

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>>83894422
the good doctor

>>83894422
Dr. Thomas Light

>>83894368
Again, we were talking about the protomen character rather than the megaman series character.

>>83894359
that's a thief of doom, my friend.

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>>83894423
Is it still homosexual if it is a ménage à trois

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I AM THE 8EST

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What pairings do you wish there was more art for? Canon or not

>>83894527
You have extraterrestrial what more do you need

that said I do wish there was more janekat art

>>83894493
it's homosexual if it's vriska

>>83894527
Roxy John
Rose John
Feferi Sollux

>>83894527
Lalondecest.

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>>83894548
What if Windy Rosemary

>>83894493
this is a good pic

>>83893287
I'm sorry that I couldn't do this. I'm not very good at anything.

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>>83894527

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>>83894639
Delete this!
My dad is NOT a homosexual.

>>83894639
well I guess Dad never married

It's canon that Dad adopts all the teenagers post SBURB.

Finally, the trolls will know what fatherly love is.

Is Jade a Mary Sue? She's the only character I feel that way about. Is she supposed to be ugly?

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>>83894693

aradia w0uld never....

>>83893522
Cordless had some pretty good animations.

Unfortunately, they're all gone now.

>>83894732
g0 0ut 0n a date

>>83894732
Wear panties

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>>83894693
Vriska, Terezi, and Jade are the biggest mary sues of the comic. Karkat used to be on the list until he got cucked.

>______ is a mary sue
stop

>>83894639
Hot damn I never knew this was a thing I wanted, but I do now

>>83894484
pls add this to land pastebin?

Land of Satellites and Frogs

Your land is covered by wetlands and low hills. It is swiftly orbited by hundreds of blinking satellite terrariums, each containing a frog. The only area they do not pass over is your house, which is suspended far above the satellite's control center on the ground below. However, the complex's geothermal power conduits are being jammed by your denizen, Echidna. You must either delve into the underground caverns to repair and shield them, or defeat her to stop her signal. Only then will the control center be able to guide the satellites and their passengers safely down from their orbits to the wetlands, where the frog-collecting can begin.

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>>83894732
exist in real life

>>83894773
Terezi ruined everything and was permanently unhappy.

>>83894789
I just want to hear Jades faults.

>>83894493
https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw

>>83894839
I refer to the whole thing in general.

Vriska is a mary sue, also Roxy. No wait now Sollux is (?). Hey how about Jade now?

>>83894873
only vriska is, the others are memes

>>83894493
It's not lesbian if the boobs don't touch

>>83894965
bullshit
straight girls hug all the time

>>83894601
How would that even work, because I don't think John and Kanaya have said more than 10 words to each other

>>83894900
The Roxy one isn't a meme.

>>83894983
Look I was trying to make a female version of the "balls don't touch" and I couldn't think of anything else

>>83893522
Don't know if this counts as great, but I always liked it
https://youtu.be/tNWFpCPZ4VI

>>83895003
that is just what a memer would say

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>>83895029
I fucking love this one so much. It's almost on the same tier of pure entertainment as [S] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

>>83895018
i never liked the "balls don't touch thing"
what if you were in prison
and you get raped
and balls touch
YOU aren't gay, but all the violent swinging just sorta
happened

i call this the davekat scenario

i think it's if dicks touch then it's gay
because there is no way dicks will touch EVER in a straight situtation

which i call the johnkat situation

>>83895018
How about "It's not lesbian if the clits don't touch"

>>83895148
How about a 2x dick blowjob from a slunt. dicks are touching there but are both in her mouth so not gay

>>83895148
What if the rapist likes frot?

>>83895164
that's pretty gay wtf

>>83895176
rapists would NEVER...

>>83895047
Then it's an endless cycle.

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>>83894672
He's a distinguishedgentlemansexual.

>>83895152
That works perfectly

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>>83894773
>gets cucked by his waifu
>gets cucked out of his plot relevance by Vriska and Tavros
>gets cucked out of his fucking existence by having Dave overshadow him and being associated with Dave forever and ever

Holy shit.

>>83894995
GT: hahaha! oh man, you blew it!
GT: now i know for sure you're trolling me. rose hates that movie.
>GA: Are You Suggesting
>GA: I Was Being Trolled
>GA: That It Was A Charade Meant To Make Me Look Foolish
GT: possibly! i know that sure didn't sound like her.
GT: but i think it's more likely that you made it all up cause you know i like that movie.
GT: so i tip my cap to you, well played miss troll!
>GA: Now Im Wondering If You Might Be Trolling Me As Well
GT: ok well, just between you and me...
GT: SOMEONE here is getting trolled.
GT: and it just might be all three of us.
>GA: Okay
GT: but you shoulda told me you liked little monsters!
GT: we could jam about that. what was your favorite part?
>GA: Suspicions Pitching Once Again Toward The Conclusion That You Are Just Very Stupid

>>83895326
Shit when was that? Ok totally moving the goal posts here but honestly they have barely interacted

>>83895326
>GA: Suspicions Pitching Once Again Toward The Conclusion That You Are Just Very Stupid
Wow rude

>>83895386
John impersonated Rose and said a bunch of dumb shit to Kanaya to fool them both, when he was in Rose's room on LOLAR.

>>83895508
I don't think the John pretending to be rose should count as them having a real conversation

i bet kanaya never figured it out that it was john

>>83895531
If there is one ship that would never work it is Kanaya and John

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>>83895386
Act 5. It's the second/first conversation they have, due to Kanaya being confused by their first/second conversation back in Act 4 where she thought John was Rose

>GA: Your Human Sarcasm That Ive Heard About
>GA: That You Always Use
>GA: And That Is Basically A Terrible Way To Communicate
TT: umm... no?
>GA: I Thought That Was The Thing You Did
>GA: The Rose Human Specifically
TT: oh, yeah.
TT: that's me! i am the rose human. look at me, i am so smart with all these snooty words and complicated things to say.
TT: i am the queen of books.
>GA: Okay These Are Definitely Insincere Statements
>GA: Why Do You Work So Hard At Being So Awful
TT: fffuuhhhhhhhh
TT: i'm so burned, these burns are crazy.
TT: can we just cut to the chase and be friends already??
TT: these cat and mouse games are so dumb, you know we're just going to all be friends at some point anyway.
>GA: Have We Spoken Before
TT: i don't know, uh, maybe???
TT: it's hard to keep track with all your time nonsense.
>GA: Now That I Think About It It Is Pretty Conceivable That I Will Talk To You Again In The Past After This Conversation
TT: that's because you guys always do things the hard way.
TT: and the dumb way.

I bet Kanaya doesn't know the difference between Dave and Rose!

>>83895574
It could work if they just talked more. And if one of them wasn't gay.

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>>83895574
They would make for pretty good friends though. Most of the trolls and kids could make excellent friends in various combos, it's really disappointing that more of them didn't get a few logs, although god only knows how bloated and terrible the story would have gotten as a result of more foot dragging.

>>83895612
Kanaya "All Humans look the same" Maryam

>>83895647
John can be everyone's friend it is pretty much what he does

>>83895640
Or if both of them were
>John mistakes Kanaya for a guy
>Kanaya mistakes John for Rose

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Good thing human-troll hybrids can never happen

>>83895782
jadekat is waifu

i made a viewsync of pumpkin cravings and this pumpkin, it sounds pretty good honestly beside it being not being synced perfectly at the very beginning https://viewsync.net/watch?v=CXPFtkMnvH0&t=0&v=csSXtvSKMdc&t=0

>>83891309
Wasn't someone making a sequel?

>>83895782
That Johnvris is too smug

What caste would Troll Adolph Hitler be?

>>83895883
under red

>>83895883
the condesce is called "fish hitler" a few times so it's probably her

>>83895883
https://youtu.be/EJJ3XmCJtoU?t=4m20s

>>83895926
Hitler was more involved in the fate of his land and had higher approval ratings.

>>83895883
Violet, since Troll Adolph Hitler is just Beforan Eridan

Though i know for sure that he was a Prince of Jews.

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>>83895839
Yea, but I haven't heard from book anon in around two and a half weeks

>>83895782
KanRose i wanna fug but she would be double lesbian

>>83895883
Between brown or olive blood.

>>83895988
were they going to send out physical copies, or is it fileshare and self-publishing now?

>>83895993
It cancels out.

>>83896004
just fileshare for copyright reasons

>>83895782
Those aren't children of the characters, they're just speciesswaps

>>83895858
The only thing that Vriska did near the end of the story that I approved of was making her pathetic pre-retcon self cry.

Karkat's slutty boyfeet.

>>83896060
WITH LU8E

>>83896041
Then why does the john have an eyepatch lens

>>83896078
Because that's how the artist decided to do it?

>>83896072
In Public

Why doesn't Renewed Return have a section in the PDF that came with Volume 10?

>>83895721
to be fair
vriska's tantrum in 2013 was hilarious
2016 is bullshit though

>>83896109
I think that image is less disliking that specific moment, and more disliking the fact that Vriska was still a major player in the story at all.

>>83892116
Outside of Daverezi and Rosemary it literally looks like this came out of a random character generator.

>>83892116
>>83896168
terezi's on there twice

>>83896168
>Jack/Aranea is unfounded.

>>83896215
*Jake
Fuck, I'm tired.

>>83896215
Jack/Rose when

>>83896242
>grimdark rose never had a fling with a villain
>grimbark jade similarly did shit all with her newfound blapck urges

>>83896291
All Jade did when grimbark is get her inhibitions removed
Which of just means she went off to dave and cried about how he broke her heart
It was only Jane who was the true rapist

What is the coolest thing John has done

>>83896353
He fucked Rose.

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>>83896353

>>83896353
Roxy

>>83896371
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

>>83894983
Nothing's gayer than straight women

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>>83896390
John damn well is the king of impregnating lalondes

>>83896370
when

>>83896412
Everyday.

>>83896015
Where can i get the file to the first one?

>>83896410
easy when you can zap cum

>>83896410
what if john got her pregnant because his dick was so long he couldn't pull out in time
Like a very long train leaving a station

>>83896090
KANAYA PLEASE DON'T KISS AND TELL

how does union jack exist
he was created by gamzee giving jack cal and the crowbar
but gamzee couldnt do that because of vriska
so what the fuck

>>83896454
>pulling out

never works. pre cum is still cum, if you're wet inside her there's a chance for preg

>>83896454
what if he can't because his dick gets stuck because rose is a petite little thing

>>83896473
Vriska did it herself to be a cunt and kill Slick.

>>83890484
>making jade OOC
thats literally impossible, she doesnt have a character

>>83896501
Worst character kills best character.
It's poetry.
t. Andrew Hussie

>>83896521
Spoken like a true davekat fan

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>caliborn was so likeable people wer eexpecting calliope to be the real big bad

>>83896479
holy shit really?
fuck

>>83896539
what is jade's character?

>>83896588
What is Karkat's character?
What is Dave's?

>>83896601
Really, nigga?

>>83896601
you seem to have deflected the question. what is jade's character? we're not talking about karkat or dave. we were talking about jade.

>>83896578
yes. that is in fact why condoms and other contraceptive devices were invented. because putting a dick in a vagina is a surefire way to make babby happen, regardless of how far you put it in, for how long, and in what position.

>>83896620
>Doesn't actually answer the questions
Typical davekat shipper

>>83896560
I wasn't. Homestuck is one of the only times I was hoping for a 'bad end' resolution because I wanted Caliborn to win.

>>83896627
Don't even ship DaveKat. Just really?

>>83896627
>doesnt answer the question, accuses the other person of doing the same
typical jade fan

>>83896588
Oh that's easy. Jade's the excitable innocent girly character in the original four ensemble. As things progress it's obvious that like John, she tends to repress things only to end up throwing tantrums. John does it because he's retarded, Jade does it because RESOLVE. She tends to be the most optimistic and cheerful so of course, the comic goes out of its way to crush that optimism and happiness completely.

>>83896588
A mary sue and ditzy girl

gets fucked over by hussie

>>83896601
>Dave
most developed character out of a cast of cardboard assholes

>Karkat
used to be a mary sue that everyone loves
now cuck and dave character development tool #2

>>83896644
Yes, really. Answer the question.
Remember, pre-retcon Dave and Karkat don't count.

>>83896560
Personally I was only expecting him not to be LE. English was so in the background I was expecting Caliborn himself to come in and be the "surprise" villain.

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>>83896653
and that's it?

>>83892116
>janekat, dirksol, eriroxy, arajohn
disgusting meme ships moving on
>jakeranea
throw yourself out a window
>daverezi
pretty good
>jaderezi
would probably be pretty interesting. black or red?

>>83896670
You asked if Jade had a character, I gave you a brief overview.
What, you want a whole essay?

>>83896656
Shut the Heck up.
>>83896667
Well, then, I can't. But in post-retcon, everything is terrible.
>>83896653
This but she still has less development than John or Dave. Still an OK character though.

>>83896670
>Aradia image
>talking about character
Oh the irony

>>83896680
shes just pretty flat and theres not much to her
you could write an essay but itd be bullshit

How long can John bottle up emotions

>>83896687
>less development
She developed plenty, the problem is while Dave kept having new issues over the course of the comic or didn't have those issues resolved, she more or had her entire arc within act 5.
Grimbark Jade just reminded us that Jade tends to have an angry side to her

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>>83896626
well shit. 4chan actually taught me something today. thanks pal

>>83896699
And that's just bullshit too. Jade also tends to work really well in conversations with a lot of people. She's a lot like Dave in that she can play the straight man or the silly person, which gives her a nice dynamic with most characters that aren't Rose.

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=0AizILfl4z4&video_start=0&audio=77R1Wp6Y_5Y&audio_start=0

>>83890484
>>83896521
>jade being happy for and supportive of her friends, especially dave
>ooc
nah

>>83896712
When he gets cucked by Calliope fucking Roxy and Vriska fucking Terezi.

John is no Karkuck. He will kill all homosexuals.

>>83896721
She still seems a little lacking to be honest.

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>>83896699
I don't know, she gets a lot of development by act 7.

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>>83896680
You gave me what her character is, but she doesn't progress or evolve at all.
>>83896695
Why do you guys assume so much shit? Like, if someone uses an image of a character, that they've sworn allegiance to that character and are their #1 fan. Or, if they dislike a character/a ship, they MUST like the opposing character/ship/whatever bogeyman you made up in your head.

Look, I just posted a pic of Feferi. Am I a feferidrone now? Are all my disagreements with you caused by my supposed support of feferi?

>>83896759
im assuming thats a joke but i just have to make sure