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Things That Needed To Happen In Homestuck and Didn't

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I'll start:
-Condesce recognizing John during the fight and having a funny moment
-Condesce and Aranea saying anything to each other in the GO timeline
-Condy having any relevant presence for the main cast of kids or trolls, which she damn well could have considering she was in all their worlds
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How about it actually ending?
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>>83878521
a flash for every song on vol. 10
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>>83878638
Why, the album is pure mediocrity.
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>>83878723
compared to what
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>>83878521
dad hugging jane
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dawn of man is about the ultimate reward
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>>83878723
incorrect
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>>83878597
Katnep is shiiiiiiiit.
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I want to be the little buoy.
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>>83878755
Act 7.
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>>83878755
Homestuck Vol. 7 and Colors and Mayhem Universe B were better.
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>83878723
THIS
>Beatdown DX
>expecting a good beatdown cover
>IT'S JUST A FULL 8 BIT BEATDOWN COVER, BUT DRAWN OUT AND WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL
what a fucking disappointment.
The album really needed more up-tempo and memorable stuff.
And maybe a few more good original songs that don't crib too much from earlier tracks
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>>83878521
Aranea living.
Vriska dying.
Sollux getting development.
Feferi getting development.
Equius somehow killing Gamzee.
New Dave(?) goes back in time to unretcon the retcon for whatever reasons.
Game Over gets re-handled in a way that's interesting and actually has consequences.

Something like that.
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>>83878970
feel(alive)
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>>83878521
Aradia shown in the new universe happy!
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>>83879007
that's one track, all the other volumes gave us at least 5 good tracks like that.
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>>83879033
plus sollux
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>>83878521
>Condesce recognizing John during the fight and having a funny moment

That would have been nice after John not getting upset at her being Betty Crocker. Which I'm glad he didn't do.
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>>83878521
The Condy fight didn't just feel unimportant, it also felt like they weren't doing anything until the sword stab, making everyone but Roxy redundant. Like if Hussie had remembered that Homestuck used to have lifebars, that would have been enough to know that the lasers and tornados and shitty wizards and PGO-storms were helping.
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>>83879147
is nepeta trying to get some blackrom feelings out of karkat by molesting him?
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>>83879182
She wants to get a taste TZ style.
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>>83878521
John should have offered karkat the door and then all the alive trolls and outlines or something of the dead trolls would stand next to him as he opened it. It's a good "reflecting on the journey" thing imo.
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50% more Bowman. (approx)
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>The main writer of Hiveswap's favorite characters are Caliborn and Eridan

THERE'S STILL A CHANCE LADS

THERE'S STILL A FUCKING CHANCE
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>>83879388
Is this why they didn't let him on Vol. 10?
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>>83878521
john freaking out about Betty Crocker

I can't BELIEVE Hussie tried to be fucking clever about that.
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>>83878970
>more up-tempo
what
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>>83879471
fast-paced, strife-style songs
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>>83878723
Why is 90% of homestuck music remixes?
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>>83879491
oh yeah, that's awesome! the whole album should have sounded the fucking same!
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>>83878521
-Condy's bare feet
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>>83879536
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>>83879534
Doctor was just a really nice track.
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>>83879534
because there's a shitton of cooks
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>>83879534
it's the same vein as the Undertale OST
there are classic songs, and then you retool them
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>>83879550
i hate that we were jerks to this artist because this is really fucking good
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>>83879550
I want to feel them on my face.
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>>83879535
oh fuck off nigger thats nothing like what i said.
god damn im sorry i fucking dared to not enjoy every single thing
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>>83879632
>we were jerks to this artist
Oh god, what did you fucks do?
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>>83879674
...it took you 10 hours to draw THAT?
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>>83879550
feet don't make me aroused, but there's something about a pretty girl's bare foot that i find alluring and intimate
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>>83879534
Because that's actually what you do when making music to go along with a game or movie - you use certain evolving musical themes and tie the story together with them. The title screen might be Theme 1, the opening might be a gentler mix of Theme 1, the first fight might have Theme 2, the big boss fight then uses a combination of Theme 1 & 2, etc.
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>>83879661
no i get it, you're right, what homestuck needs is a million fucking remixes of Strife
that's all homestuck is about, after all, fighting and attacking and high upbeat shit!
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>>83879688
Well, I hope you're happy anon. Now it's you who has to draw the feet pics. Get to it.
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>>83879728
the leitmotifs are almost like characters that follow the protagonists and develop as they do, and reflect what they are feeling and who they are, and who they become
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i want a comic where karkuck in desperation seeks kanaya for redrom
but she says she's already taken by rose

rose then comes out and is drawn in the tumblr style of being a giant black man with a wig, punches karkat across the room and ends with "BLACKED"
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>>83879815
i should clarify, instead of the usual "DEAD" hovering over, karkat's corpse would have "BLACKED"
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>>83879754
YES OF COURSE WHEN I SAID A FEW I CLEARLY MEANT REPLACE THE WHOLE ALBUM, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I FUCKING HATED EVERYTHING ELSE
YOU FOUND ME OUT.
YOU GENIUS.
BUT I'LL BE BACK, ANON!
YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME! THE PROPHECY OF THE SAVIOR OF HOMESTUCK MUSIC SHALL BE RUINED!
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>>83879815
i want you to choke on a cock because you're not original or funny
go to /b/ or something dude
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>>83878723
Beatup is good unlike the rest of the album
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>>83879852
GOOD! I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU AND HOMESTUCK VOLUME 11!
I WANT AT LEAST 5 STRIFE REMIXES IN 5 DIFFERENT UPBEAT HIGH TEMPO MUSICAL STYLES
I WANT STRIFE IN NIGHTCORE
I WANT HAPPY HARDCORE
I WANT IT ALL


FUCK YOU DUDE THIS ALBUM WAS THE CONCLUSION IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LESS HARDCORE AND MORE RETROSPECTIVE AS A WAY TO END THE SERIES
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>>83879904
>creata
>you killed my father
>aggrievocation
>stride
>moonsweater
>skaian happy flight
>ascend
>lilith
>renewed
>this pumpkin
>conclude

you're full of shit mate
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>>83879980
I'll give you moonsweater and lilith

you killed my father is pure shite
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>>83880016
the "round 1/2" bits are a bit cheesy, but it's alright
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>>83880033
Literally none of that is true.
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>>83880033
that's not true, we have glub, angel, loki, and others making art. there's still some life to discussion about the music and the ending
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>>83880033
show me your feet
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>>83880033
hi its me your brother can u send me moeny?
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>>83880033
>You have NO ONE creating fan art for you anymore
not true
>you've ran them all away
who? how?
>album 10 was lackluster
nah

>pretending to be a mod
haha yeah okay buddy
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>>83880074
and fic writers too
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>>83880095
Yaaay
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>>83879534
Toby "Imitation" Fox
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>>83880033
>Backseat mods
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Did Kanaya REALLY care about the Matriorb or even restoring her own race? You'd think that someone who wasn't godtier and pretty much the ONLY person who shouldn't be fighting should sit on the sidelines for being too big a risk to lose (see: Game Over).

Additionally, with AltCalliope's statements on how Space is an Aspect that has little significance except in specific moments, it stands to reason she should have stuck in the background to ride out the rest of the way to Act 7.

Instead for some insane reason she participates in the Condesce fight and doesn't die. It's some superior bullshit that not only breaks my immersion for the whole situation, but also breaks the statements about Space Hussie was slamming on Jade to keep her from doing cool shit in Collide.
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>>83879632
Don't worry, I read your comments guys and seeing it reposted a lot warms up my heart
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>>83880095
Eyyy, nice!
Link?
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>>83880133
you mind sharing your blog? your stuff is top notch
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>>83880095
hurray!
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>>83880157

Links get me banned, but the pastebin link is on the /aco/ homesmut thread, near the bottom. Or you can just google "shenaniganon pastebin/archive of our own", I'm there.
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>>83880122
It was stated that rainbowdrinker powers made her pretty tough. that being said she was p useless during collide and really risked a lot for nothing. If anything they just used her to soak damage not directed at rose roxy or john
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>>83880122
Kanaya needs to be with Rose at all times because they are one character now
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>>83880114
Toby "knows how to manipulate and use leitmotifs" Fox
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>>83879815
No.
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>>83879904
I agree with you but 1 good track isn't the best album by any stretch. If I were to call any album best for one track it would be Volume 8 for Unite Synchronization.
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>>83880133
Based
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>>83880033
CHECKED

anyway to remain topic relevant:

give me your classpect and i will give you a one sentence summary of some of the powers you can do.
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>>83880190
it's a nice, low-key ending to a rousing fic. also cool to have a first-person account from dirk that sounds good. also "strider-telepathy" is good

>>83880409
seer of space
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>>83880276
Everyone can do that. But his songs reek of "I SURE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO COMPOSE QUIRKY JRPG MUSIC IN THEIR HAYDAY GUYS".
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>>83880378
>I agree with you but 1 good track isn't the best album by any stretch
And I said no such thing
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>>83880409
gent of piss
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>>83880409
Page of Void
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>>83880451
... he made a jrpg-like
that was uhhh kind of the point...
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>>83880409
rogue of doom
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>>83880452
Are you turning into Homestuck Admiral now?
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>>83880452
proportions
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>>83880409

Sylph of Blood
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>>83880409
Page of Heart
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>>83880479
I think they meant in general, not limited to UT.
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>>83880409
Mage of Void
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>>83880484
maybe
ive already run a few rounds of 'guess which homestuck characters these are'
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>>83880409
Heir of Time
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>>83880455
Nice reference
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>>83880530
Rose?
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>>83880530
Is this the new version of sparkledogs
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>>83880448

Thanks. I took a lot of inspiration from the Dirk POV bits of Strip Pokerstuck, and I think it came out well.

Also wanted to do a bit of introspection on Dirk and Rose's relationship, because Huss never did outside of Jasprose calling her father's legs pretty.
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>>83880530
gamzee
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>>83880527
okay but i just don't see how that's a criticism
it's a genre of music
like, fuck ACDC for only playing rock and roll
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>>83880409
Lord of rage
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>>83880448
you're a human measuring stick and you can eyeball weights and volumes so you're a good chef.
>>83880455
death
>>83880463
turn other people invisible, also, make them stop existing, but only after being useless for 99% of the game.
>>83880481
you can make allies not die and give that death to enemies.
>>83880493
you're that one stoner friend that nobody really likes but everyone really likes hanging out AROUND you y'know.
>>83880506
ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LETS DO THIS LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY etc.
>>83880529
Be a 4chan user.
>>83880550
You have your own private army of yous protecting you at all times.
>>83880594
Nobody believes that you exist, and thus, nothing anyone does can affect you.
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>>83880594
Hulk smash
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why did these threads devolve into fantroll fuckery anyhow. for the 2 years after HSG died it was pretty much a death sentence. has the ending broken us?
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>>83880571
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>>83880613
EXCUSE YOU
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>>83880641
Thats a nice skirt
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>>83880372
source?
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>>83880409
Slyph of Mind
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>>83880372
R A I L S
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D O N ' T
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P A I L
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>>83880613
>>83880594
No wait, I was incorrect - the Lord of Rage is basically the ultimate solipsist, existing in a constant lucid dream called reality.
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>>83880571
yes
but i think you were here last time
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>>83880625
HSG is punishment for being unable to move on
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>>83880672
isn't it though? if nothing else, gamzee fans have alright fashion sense
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>>83880703
jade
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>>83880685
you make it easy to think nice and clear, all your allies are now on ritalin.

>>83880625
it's fun, i guess.
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>>83880582
I don't think JRPG music is a genre yet. Perhaps a very specific subtype of video game music.

Like technically Dark Souls is medieval folk and choral hymns? Or just orchestral?

For Homestuck, I think his pieces share a lot of problems with most songs contributed by people: they are too concerned with sounding awesome rather than good songs in my opinion. Heavy guitar riffs fit in with something gothic like Castlevania, but with Homestuck I always felt them misplaced.
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So in the You Killed My Father (Prepare to Die), Johns fighting Jack with the Pop-o-Matic Vrillyhoo.

During round 2 it sounds like John hits an oh shit button.

What does John turn into if he hits 8 8s? What does John turn into with Ancestral Awakening?
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>>83880613
>You have your own private army of yous protecting you at all times.
Isn't that accomplishable with any other timetravel-capable class? I thought Heir should turn into literal manifestation of Time as a concept.

>>83880690
picrelated
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>>83880711
>alright fashion sense
>like a guy that wears clown makeup
yeah

no
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>>83880613
>seer of mind mundane utility powers
>already like cooking
fuck year

that's also probably handy for craftsmanship, chemistry, and sports

i could also be like hawkeye, but useful
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>>83880754
What would the Tribunal's titles + Dagoth Ur be?
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>>83880754
accomplishable =/= a thing that happens.

time loops are a weird thing.

also, dave had a lot of time duplicates when fighting but mostly as a split-second defensive or offensive maneuver, with two or three at a time, while Aradia's doubles just existed to soak up the black king's vast glub and did very little else besides that, and Damara's never protected her, just fucking went around and caused havoc.

an Heir of Time literally travels around and does their quests with their own personal party of them, some from doomed timelines, some from loops.

anyway brb everyone gotta take care of a thing
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>>83880744
Dadly Awakening
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>>83880744
man that art is so conflicting
from the torso up the pose is great but everything else is just like
what are you trying to express by having his legs like that damn
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>>83880770
okay but if you ignore the makeup
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>>83880754
weren't heirs passively manipulated by their aspect as much as they can manipulate it themselves? becoming a being of pure time, you could probably make loads of time-clones without having to worry about paradoxes, and be able to move through time at will

so, sort of like doctor manhattan's time awareness
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>>83880820
Colonel Awakening
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>>83880778
shit, i meant seer of space
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>>83880829
yo angel, what are your fantroll's god-tier titles
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>>83880847
but that would also make you a slave to causality, you may be able to see all of your moments in time and move between them freely, but you're not actually able to exert free will. everything you do is pre-ordained, and the best you can do is to try and forget it sometimes
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Why is Blood such a shitty fucking aspect?

It's like Breath is vastly superior than that crap.
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>>83880916
Cuz Breath is Freedom
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>>83880916
we've never seen a god-tier blood player

a non-god might just have the meta/storytelling effects of that aspect, but who knows, maybe a god-tier blood player can go all alex mercer on bitches, prototype-style
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>>83880810
Cunt of Salt, Nerd of Gears, Gay of Fags.
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>>83880114
>>83880735
Black was the best Toby song and it's the only one he hasn't hashed to death.

All of his "awesome" music is cluttered and lacks any kind of real rhyme or rhythm. It becomes really shitty.
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>>83880810
A creative that reprograms reality and generally is reclusive, a guy who literally weaponizes his sexuality and his dick, and a vengeful healer who likes the limelight
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>>83880686
They're not morails you fuck.
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i wanted caliborn's lord of time powers to be like a culmination of all of the felt's powers

like lord english was able to see where people are going to be, go, can slow or speed himself or others, appear in any fire, using the coat like a superpowered oven, etc. etc.

caliborn already used the crowbar, so it should have just went from there.

Aradia able to stun Lord English would have been fine. Once he broke out though, he should have shown how much stronger HE is by stunning everybody else at once.

idk
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>>83880819
What would a Mage of Mind do?
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>>83881082
>Aradia able to stun Lord English
that's still stupid and illogical
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>>83881115
why?
lord of time =/= immune to time powers
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>>83881082
firin mah lazer
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>>83881089
probably the most likely to be a passive telepath: you can hear the surface thoughts of everyone in range, and can sacrifice your mental integrity to help bolster the minds of your friends for better decision-making, or communication, or to throw off mind-control
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>>83880829
John "I gotta avenge my dad but also need to pee" Egbert
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>>83880122
Actually I think Kanaya did die during Collide along with Rose. Then they were revived when Jane appeared for their 1+ life. If you watch carefully, later during the fight Roxy covers them in generic cubes after they are knocked out to prevent them from dying again.
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>>83881136
that is the fucking problem
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>>83880409
Prince of Blood
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>>83880829
it's not so bad if you look at it with a little JoJo
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>>83881140
Can I also be telekinetic? Aren't like, Active classes more like to weaponize their aspect like with super duper mind powers?
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>>83881205
That's...that's not how it works.
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Tavros was the most useless troll.

Jane was the most useless kid.

Calliope was the most useless cherub.


What do they all have in common?
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>>83881232
How does it work?
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>>83881250
They're all only fit to be bred?
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>>83880916
Because we have no clue how the powers manifest if at all, all we have to go in is basic leadership/bonds theme with 'vitality' somehow playing a part too. At least with other poorly outlined aspects, like Doom, there's a pretty obvious theme going on there.
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>>83881205
manipulate of objects in space is the realm of, well, space heroes.

mind players are closer to telepaths, like professor x
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>>83881250
They are all better than Karkat
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>>83881250
>Tavros was the most useless troll.
climb in your recuperacoon and take a nap, karcuck
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>>83881269
You have Mind blasts. Fucking Mind blasts.
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>>83881250
Tavros was incredibly useful near the end though.

>>83881288
Well, it's like the same area of superhero powers, right? I just want to move stuff around and shoot mind laserz. Not manipulate reality in any real way.
>>83881319
I better have!
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>>83881250
Tavros got the ghost army, he's more useful than Nepeta.
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>>83881082
Lord English can't land a blow for shit.
I think he only hit Meenah with an attack for a total of 2 times? Aradia and Davepeta only really got hit once too.
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>>83881337
no, there's a difference. you're using your mind to manipulate minds, not matter

you'd be able to plant illusions in people's heads, maybe even manipulate their decisions, and read their thoughts. or give them a shock to their brain so they can't think straight

but if someone hurls a bus at you, you'd better move, because your mind cannot into matter
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>>83881250
>Tavros was the most useless troll
He accomplished more than Nepeta and at the very least as much as Karkat, though.
You could argue that the army served little purpose battle-wise, but it was the bait they needed.

>Calliope was the most useless
Nope, at least she helped motivate her friends and stuff.
The most useless cherub is alternate Caliborn.
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>>83880895
not sure yet!
lansid would probably be a page of rage though
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>>83881387
>Tavros wasn't useless
>Literally gets shit on by the big gay hulk
LMAO
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>>83881082
Also, Aradia stunned him during a combined attack with Meenah
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>>83881337
Well the most we can really say with Mages is they are quite likely the be the active counterpart to Seers in that they use their ability to generate knowledge in an active manner, be it to help their allies usually at their own expense or to help themselves which would likely be the combat side of things. So mind protecting at the expense of your own mental well being is a solid theory of how you could use your powers to help your allies. Whilst mind blasts are a standard manifestation of some form of mind mage would likely employ in combat, so fuck it roll with it.
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>>83881402
is this a ruby edit
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>>83881205
That's not how it works at all
>>83881186
You can make people no longer be friends, or sic your friends on people
>>83881089
Surface telepathy, very minor prescience (one step ahead and that's it(
>>83881337
That's not at all what it's like. Active means your powers are self focused, and passive means they're focused on your teammates. Mind lasers are a prince of mind thing.
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>>83881366
>>83881399
Stop making this about Tavros vs Nepeta. They were both infinitely more useful than Karkat.
>>83881387
I never got why they just had all the trolls stand around. It really took me out of the moment. At least have SOME of them jump out of the crowd and attack.
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>>83881387
you use different moves when you're fighting 100 people and when you only... have to fight... one!
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>>83881434
you realize that's the final boss, yeah. he held his own against the final boss after assembling EVERY GHOST into an army
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>>83881402
now do pearl sahtii
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>>83881387
Aradiabot doesn't have a skeleton!

What does it mean?
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>>83881387
Meenah just had her stall game on point and LE is a big slow arsehole with way too much hyper armor and cheap as shit ranged moves.
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>>83881337
>>83881442
yes

exceptional fighting ability vs things with minds, and able to penetrate any physical defense (forcefields and swords can't stop telepathy) but very weak vs anything mindless like robots, undead, or environmental threats like large rocks, explosions, bullets etc
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>>83881504
she is free from the skeleton curse
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>>83881449
Christ we will never know anything interesting about Blood or Doom ever, it still stings.
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>>83881447
yes

>>83881478
maybe
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>>83881449
i'd say a mage of mind could probably fuck someone else's mind up, but only by fucking up their own at the same time
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>>83881395
Darn.
>>83881442
I don't know. Now it seems less likely to be true...
>>83881449
Wait, are there certain classes that can weaponize their aspect? Or just Princes? Didn't Dave fight with cogs or something in Collide among other stuff? I really want mind lazerz...
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>>83881517
And how the goddamn do you figure that? Mage is one who learns through Mind or about Mind, not one who is a thought powered turbo ninja.
>>83881538
If it makes you feel better doom has a lot to do with laws.
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>>83881507
>talking homestuck fightan

stop please you hurt me with the memories
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>>83881566
come on man, heroes can at least use some basic powers related to their aspects

rose can only "seer fortunate outcomes" but she could still shoot light lasers
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>>83881550
So joint autism? That sounds pretty funny/hardcore
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Jade's harleys or Rose's lalondes?
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>>83881566
You don't know shit about Doom, it bothers me that you and people LIKE you pretend otherwise.
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>>83881566
Yea, but just like Blood's affiliation with vitality we just don't know anything about how it would influence abilities or powers. Sad times given how fun it is to theorise about the other somewhat fleshed out classpects.
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>>83881566
>>83881589
i mean, if it's a video game, even if you are specced into a very niche class, the game still gives you some power-based ways to contribute to combat

>>83881598
yeah, but like sollux, you'll never be able to totally break your own mind.
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>>83881555
>>83881589
Yeah, she could shoot light lasers a: with her weapon, which can have any elemental property (or did you forget John's time stopping hammer), and b: as part of a fraymotifs.
>>83881611
If I wasn't on a phone id explain the whole life doom dichotomy again and how it relates to rules and their breaking, but I don't want to break my thumbs so I'll get back to this post in like two hours.
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>>83881589
This, I think at the very least god tiers get some freebie abilities, like the low level elemental class abilities you get in MMOs
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>>83881566
Pretty authoritive for a fanfic writer, and fanfic writer is putting it nicely
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>>83881676
Okay then, if Mage of mind is a thought powered turbo ninja, why isn't sollux a death powered turbo ninja capable of killing anything alive but weak to dead things? Or Meulin?
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>>83881623
blood is tied to vitality and bonds of brotherhood/sisterhood, but i'd take it that there's some literal overlap with being able to use/manipulate blood, and by extension, perhaps flesh? depends on the class, though
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>>83881665
She very clearly casts some sort of light power here with her hands
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>>83881665
>>83881660
Terezi didn't use anything like Mind lazerz I don't think so I dunno'.
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>>83881757
she wasn't god-tier
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>>83881478
ok yes its going to happen
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>>83881719
Well that's what I mean, that could be the case and it's an interesting interpretation to think about; yet we have nothing at all to really support what Blood influences outside of just leadership probably. With most of the other aspects there's something to work with that we're shown, like John's wind powers or Terezi's mind abilites etc.
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>>83881732
>>83881665
Fair enough, I can concede this point.
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UNDERTALE KILLED PENUMBRA PHANTASM
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>>83881768
True but she still had the mind-control stuff.
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why are trolls given supernatural abilities but humans aren't?
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>>83881718
i wasn't calling mage of mind a thought-powered turboninja. i kind of segued away from explaining that specific combo, and just mind as an aspect in general, particularly when it came to combat

honestly, a mage of mind would be more about the passive telepathic thought perception, and will sacrifice their mind to help protect their friends against a massive mind-related threat, like a mass hypnosis, mind-based illusion, or insanity signal at some point
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>>83881814
humans are a mistake and a cancer.
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>>83881812
What? No she didn't.
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>>83880731
>>83880613

For you Classpectanon, thanks for the classpect overview!
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>>83881812
no terezi could see what people's decisions would be, and what their outcome would most likely be. she could then manipulate them with that knowledge, or act on it herself. not any direct mind-control like vriska could do naturally
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>>83881814
Did you not see John controlling the wind and Jade altering space?
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>>83881814
Jake had hopey shit too
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>>83881833
i like debating with you about how the classpects are actually supposed to work. i think it's better to have someone to swap arguments and come to a better outcome together, no?
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>>83881879
>>83881883
But they get them as a result of sburb.
Most trolls just have it naturally!
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Why did Spades Slick die, but Jack Noir didn't? What purpose did this serve?
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>>83881833
Wait, what did she do in Collide? I have a really bad memory. But I remember the little symbol flying around.
>>83881871
What did her power do in Collide then?
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>>83881814
universe cancer, LE interference, some quirk of fate that nobody really cares about
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>>83881908
Ultimate selves.
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didn't terezi tell vriska that she was able to convince people to do what she said, without using cheating mind control powers like she did?
isn't that like a mind power?
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>>83881911
Some shit
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>>83881905
>>83881814
Because they're aliens, dipshit. How is this even a question? You retards come up with the dumbest shit sometimes.
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>>83881911
She was basically save stating by looking into the future for what was about to happen and then getting Dave to revert it.
>>83881934
No, that's her being smart.
>>83881902
No
>>83881864
Fuckin glorious
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>>83881934
Well, she would be technically cheating if it was a power, wouldn't she?

>>83881965
Wat. What does this mean? What did the lasers do? I'm confused.
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>>83881911
she was using a fraymotif with dave to send knowledge of better combat decisions back in time to their earlier selves, so that isntead of fucking up and letting dirk tank a rainbow-laser, or get shot to pieces, they could choose something else instead

their fraymotif is like the visions from xenoblade chronicles
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>>83881773
make sure to keep that pointy nose

hell. make it pointier.
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>>83881985
>No
aw come on, man, you're killing me here

this is all theoretical anyways, and i'm doing my darndest to work it out alongside you
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is it hard to believe a mind player would have personality traits that made them naturally good at convincing people
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LIGHT PLAYERS RULE
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>>83881988
She was likely projecting possible beneficial future scenarios to Dave, who could then influence time to make them happen in that instance. Fraymotifs seem to drastically increase the strength and possible uses of aspects used in them, though Mind and Time is a combination that is praised in the comic at some point if I remember correctly.
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>>83882086
AT SUCKING JOHN'S DICK
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>>83881988
dirk is soul-blasting

terezi is reading the outcome of future decisions, and it's working in tandem with dave's time powers to send that knowledge back in time so they can pick a better course of action
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>>83882086
Then why do all of the light players in the comic suck?
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>>83882063
I'm at a fancy dinner, it's hard to make my typical long winded arguments on a phone.
>>83882071
Not at all
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>>83882090
>>83882107
All in all, did we rule out mind lasers?

>>83882128
Aranea doesn't suck.
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>>83880409
Heir of life
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Heart players: keep on keepin' on

t. Bard
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>>83882155
For Mages of Mind, yes.
>>83882169
Regeneration, also plants and animals love you.
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>>83881611
Doom. An aspect even more obscure in nature than void due to the narrative. We can only extrapolate what Doom is from Sollux, but can only separate what separates a "Magey" thing from a "Doomy" thing by looking at Meulin, a mage of heart.
To quote Aranea:
>The Mage of Heart as you know is an ardent disciple of the romantic sciences. She has a well earned reputation as a miracle worker when it comes to match making. But her own romantic history ironically has been riddled with trouble and heartbreak.

So from that, since we know that Heart is linked to relationships, we now know that Mages are talented in using information to help others, but often to the detriment of themselves.

If we look at Mituna, an Heir of Doom, we can take this "non-magey" element called "Doom" and really get to brass tacks.

Now, before he was an autistic fuck Mituna, he was a rather worried fellow.

>He had much to say when it came to warning us a8out the path of doom and destruction we were all headed for, 8ut no one took him very seriously. 8ut one day he lost all those abilities when he 8adly overexerted himself. It's hard to get any specifics from him, 8ut indications are that he applied every last 8it of energy he had toward some great act of heroism, saving us all from some looming threat. Not only did his exertion permanently 8urn out his psychic a8ilities, 8ut it left him somewhat... er. Incoherent. [...] The entire incident is shrouded in mystery.

So as an heir, Mituna "received" doom. First he did so as a warning, and then completely when he fucked himself over. Now we understand that Doom is dangerous in nature, but on a second look, something else interesting is occuring here.

Mituna is now an autistic fuck that can't actually talk straight. He's limited in faculty and function. He's restricted. He's received restriction.

That is one reason that we say that Doom=restriction faggot.
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>>83882199
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>>83882133
fair enough. we can work it out later

when i finish my mid-terms, i might want to work out a definition of classes and aspects that we can both agree on.

>>83882155
mind classes with mind-lasers:

prince
heir (maybe)
witch
knight (also maybe)

any disagreements, classpectanon?
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>>83882203
supposedly there was foul play. i think i remember aranea saying they only had kurloz' word for it that mituna had done something heroic
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>>83882191
Damn. Well, then, I guess I'll just craft a mind laser thing.

>>83882247
;(
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>>83882199
WHORE
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>>83882247
Thieves probably have stupidity lasers
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>>83882155
Well the Terezi scenario doesn't support it, particularly with non-God tier players. The Condesce and kids one however you can argue shows Rose using Mind-based combat abilities that don't co-inside with her class of Seer, she's just blasting lazers, some out of her weapon, some seemingly under her own ability and some in the fraymotifs. So I think it makes sense that seemingly non-combat orientated classpect combos should have some form of basic combat abilities at least. But it's nothing conclusive given the lack of alternate observations on hand.
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>>83882086
CRITS ALL DAY

BEING ASSBLASTED AT KARKAT OR YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER'S ROLE IN THE STORY

ACTUALLY SHIT AT HANDWRITING UNLIKE VRISKA AND ROSE

EGOISTIC ASSHOLES WHO FUCK THEMSELVES OVER

LIGHT PLAYERS WW@
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>>83882199
someone just edit her barefoot already
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>>83880409
Heir of Heart
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>>83882315
I wish there was some way we'd know if my sick fantasies are canon or not.....
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>>83882051
sahtii has a small nose though
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>>83882356
become the Love Guru

your film career will be forever tarnished
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>>83882319
>human troll hybrid
i am incredulous
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>>83882319
Five years of this. You want to know what I think? You want to know what I REALLY think, anon?

I would FUCK Shala.
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>>83882319
I love how Jade having twins or more than one kid was a thing even before she was god tier
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>>83882356
People fall in love with you, also once you god tier you can probably possess people.
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>>83882284
>From his limited and scattered accounts of what happened, it seems very likely that Kurloz was with him at the time, as the only eye witness. And of course it's impossi8le to get any relia8le information out of him. I guess we may never know, sadly.

True enough, but I do stand by my point that Mituna received restrictions.
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>>83882363
You make do with what you can I suppose, I still think Blood has some form of combat ability that isn't just teamwork influencing and I enjoy thinking of possible incarnations of such abilities.
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>>83882366
>aranea will never look at your astronomical unit sized cock
why
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>>83882319
I mean
Ultimately what is wrong with it
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>>83882199
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>>83882425
i agree

if he'd become god tier, perhaps he would've been protected from whatever happened, but some classpects (heir of doom, page of void) seemed destined to get fucked up or lost in obscurity
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>>83882460
Names are too long.
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>>83882441
What if Blood payers had like the ability of Carnage? Where they can turn into this weird blob of organic matter and stuff? That'd be cool.
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>>83882444
Because you don't have one.
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>>83882465
what is she looking at...
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>>83882495
They're no longer players though, they don't have to follow the rules
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>>83882501
If that's a thing it'd be an heir thing.
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>>83882522
That'd be awesome! What would a Prince of Blood be like?
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>>83882501
I like something a bit more simple, though I could see Heirs maybe getting some weird type of transformation power if any of the Blood classes. I prefer simple blood manipulation or something linked with vitality control/influencing in terms of non-group related powers.
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>>83882501
>>83882522
that's what i said up here >>83880964
heir, knight, prince, and witch of blood are the most likely classes to manipulate their aspects literally, with thieves being "sorta almost"
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>>83882521
Tell that to Joey and Jude.
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>Save for Doc Scratch, every major villain in the whole story was built up as terrifying and then made into a complete joke
>Something is teased for thousands of pages, then it doesn't happen. Sometimes a character makes a witty comment about it, proving that the author knows, but just doesn't care.
>Characters finish their arcs by (in increasingly order of awfulness): learning absolutely nothing; learning nothing and being unaware of that; learning nothing and being proud of it; using magic to fix their problems; regressing; learning something and THEN regressing

I'm still so mad. No more of this pretentious bullshit. Give me a story with the most fucking generic structure ever.

Something where the heroes learn lessons on their journey and defeat evil through the power of friendship.
Where heroes and villains clash and the stakes feel real because there are things and people to lose.
Where malevolent characters face justice - or at least it's acknowledged as fucked up in they don't.
Where interpersonal drama doesn't simultaneously overtake the story and get no resolution.
Where the foreshadowing that's built up is fucking cashed on, and no mystery is focused on if it doesn't have an answer.
Where the ending is a proper ending and the epilogue a proper epilogue and arcs proper arcs.

There's a reason the formula works: IT'S SATISFYING.
What the hell was Hussie even trying to accomplish? If his aim was to make me deathly sick of any attempt to change the structure of a narrative then he fucking succeeded. Bastard.
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>>83882319
>Jaden
Oh no
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>>83882564
What if Blood players could bloodbend and like, physically control people. Or would that be too similar to mind?
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>>83882572
Grandpa was just dumb
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>>83882609
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He just wanted to have fun...
Is he the most tragic and likable character in homestuck?
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>>83882549
>>83882627
>prince of blood destroys blood or destroys using blood

i'd say directly controlling something's allies bodies, or maybe the target's own flesh and blood, to destroy itself. offensive thaumaturgy.
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>>83882627
>Karkat can bloodbend
>bloodbending Vriska
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>>83882318
Space >> all other aspects
What use are your powers when a Knight or Prince of Space just tears you apart by teleporting each of your particles to a different solar system?
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>>83880409
Sylph of Void
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>>83882627
a witch would be most likely to bloodbend, given that witches directly manipulate their aspect

there's a difference between making someone's arm slap them (a la evil dead) and making someone think there's a giant fly on their face, thus causing them to slap themselves (mind)
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>>83878970
i was disapointed by both beatdown remixes. alot.
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>>83880409
knight of life
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>>83882549
Well, let's look at each part of the Prince of Blood makeup and have a think. In terms of the bonds and relationships side of Blood, Princes would walk a fine line of being exceedingly capable at interacting and facilitating team work, perticularly in combat given the destructive tendencies. However, they can justs easily upset and destroy the fine balance of bonds that any team requires to function, likely due to their own selfish impulses. So, they're incredibly important to have managed otherwise they could make or break a session's cohesion.

As for the non-bonds side of Blood, the most prominent possible ability is likely something to do with vitality, whatever that means. Examples of ways that could interact with Princes includes destroying with vitality, so increasing their own vitality and perhaps their team mates. Given the destructive focus of Princes it'd likely increase vitality linked to destruction, so making people stronger or increased stamina; something to that degree like a combat steroid in a videogame. Then there's the simple idea of destroying things, so destroying enemies vitality, likely with some kind of withering ability that makes their enemies vitality weaken. I could see it as an ability that's highly effective against living enemies and very weak against robotic or undead enemies.

Those are the most apparent ideas off the top of my head.
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>>83882319
superior children coming through
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>>83882686
i think mind and void players are the worst enemies of space players. both can evade detection either through mind-illusions or simple voidy bullshit, and then fuck you right up (mind can burn your brain out, which space players can't defend agaisnt directly, and a void player could just sidle up to you while invisible and backstab you)
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>>83882384
ECTOBIOLOGY SON!
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>>83878521
Trolls not existing.
Beta kids not existing.
Sticking to the OG 4 without shitting up the cast with literal dozens of one dimensional gimmick characters.

That's all.
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>>83882677
Holy crap, imagine someone ripping off someone's flesh with their powers.
>>83882721
There's a difference but not much in practice.
>>83882772
So a Prince of Blood could make someone pass out from exhaustion?
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>>83882627
It's a possibility, a more literal interpretation of the Aspect and its powers like Breath is with wind. I just wish there was something, anything that supported it as it'd give something to go off of.
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>>83882806
>beta kids not existing
so just roxy and friends?
i agree
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>>83882847
Fuck Roxy.
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>>83882782
Never got why people hated Elinor.
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>>83882878
Cum in Roxy!
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>>83882894
Kill Roxy.
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>>83882833
Perhaps, if we're to believe that vitality is a big part of their capabilities. I think they could do a lot of nasty things given the wide spectrum to interpret vitality. You could just make someone pass out from exhaustion as you said, or perhaps devastate their health by stripping away their biological vitality from the inside out.
>>
BREATH
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IS FREEDOM
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>>83882919
Could you make them have explosive diarrhea?
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WUZ
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>>83882833
in practice... no. but they'd be resisted in different ways. fortitude saving throw vs willpower, allowing someone to resist your body control by warning their companions or using mental powers to fight back, and a mind controleld victim acting strange and unnaturally, possibly hampering the physical actions you want them to initiate (lower skill rolls because of impeded perception/intelligence)
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>>83882910
Fuck Roxy's corpse! Roxy reviving into fucking!
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>>83880409
Knight of space
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>>83882884
They were mad because she only likes straight ships (AKA has good taste)
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>>83882959
Perhaps? Drain away the vitality interpreted here as physical strength from the muscles controlling their bowel movements and hey, they're shitting all over the place as their body can't control their bowels anymore.
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>>83883008
cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
>>
Since Cohen likes them, can somebody make a Joey doing Caliborn's tumut?
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>>83883008
cute!
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>>83883008
Oh god she keeps getting cuter, stop you madwoman you'll break something.
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>>83882996
Well, if you force someone's body to kill someone isn't that the same thing if you mind-controlled them to? That's what I meant. But, yeah, that sounds cool; like a debuff class.
>>83883015
I want someone to make Vriska shit herself in the epilogue.
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>>83883003
Congratulations. All space players have sex, but since you are also a knight, all you get is to masturbate
>>
Can any of you explain to me the blood, rage, hope and heart aspects?
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>>83882997
Kill Roxy and keep her dead. Retcon her from the story.
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terezi...no... you were supposed to wait until marriage...and with me...
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>>83883075
Seems like my usual life.
Thanks classpect anon!
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>>83883073
depending on whether you can control someone's entire body, they might be able to resist, which would slow their movements and weaken their swings, or lower their accuracy

or if you're controlling their mind, since they're not making decisions themselves, they might not be able to respond to situations or make their own decisions, which requires concentration on your part (ie when a distracted aranea lost control of gamzee because soul-lasers). since gamzee wasn't given instructions to defend himself, he just stood there and took the hits.
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>>83883102
Why are you calling Vriska "Roxy"?
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>>83883008

To adorb
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>>83882884
Tasteslikehomphobe
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>>83881601
John's egberts
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Breath aspect involves leading the way for groups of people. Blood aspect involves working as a pivotal point in a group of people, and working in tandem with them. Right?
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>>83882572
I wonder if their mom has a 4-letter name that starts with J too.
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>>83883141
Im not Classpectanon. That guy even uses a tripcode. I'm just a random anon that ships John/Roxy/Terezi/Aradia and possibly a bit of Calliope into the mix/harem
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>>83883145
Yeah, OK, that's good.
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>>83883076
here's my edit, several of us agreed that jolyne and jo2uke's aspects should be switched
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>>83882884
MUH ROSEKAN
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>>83880409
heir of light or mage of breath or mage of void, i've gotten all 3 of those on tests
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>>83883147
Why are tou calling Nepeta "vriska"
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>>83883076
This is the wrong version, because Jo2uke is heart and Joylne is blood.
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>>83883192
I wonder if Joey is gonna cuck Jude like in that comic she rapes Trizza
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>>83883147
Kill Roxy and Vriska. I want them both out of my Homestuck.
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>>83883192
>There's already porn of grandpa impregnating her
>pretty good porn too
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>>83882199
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>>83883258
AA: love me
TA: 2omeone help me
AA: LOVE ME
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>>83883192
Gonna be June.

Also, she will be a harem breeder just like her husband and her daughter
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>>83883258
Post sick mugs
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>>83883255
link?
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>>83882684
Bloodbending her spideralien pussy around my cock while she begs for mercy and bleeds out internally as i come in her broken guts
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>>83883076
>>83883199
jolyne being blood: she fostered a deep friendship with several other inmates, and held them together through many terrible situations

josuke being rage: specifically a sylph of rage, josuke has an immense temper, yet is also a compassionate healer. his stand breaks things to repair them, something better than new, other times in a distorted manner

hope: not present

heart: jo2uke's got identity issues, it comes with the territory
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>>83883302
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>>83883302
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>>83883332
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BOY.
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>>83883076
oh, did you mean "explain the aspects in general" or were you talking about the jojo pic specifically?
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>>83883323
Also, Joylene has the daddy issues
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>>83883355
In general, sorry for the confusion, it was the only pic i had related to aspects
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>>83883307
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/alinajames/380470/Thrill-of-Hunt
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>>83883287
AA: ZA WURUDO
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>>83883392
Holy shit
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>>83883392
>alinajames
huh.
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>>83883388
blood: familial bonds, vitality, teamwork, possibly actual blood and flesh
rage: anger, violence, negative emotions, disbelief
hope: positive emotions, belief
heart: souls, identity, love (as in soulmates)
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>>83883332
I can't believe this panel is being sold as a print. Having this thing watch me day and night would terrify me.
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>>83883255
There should be much more.
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>>83883392
wew lad
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>>83883432
You know them?
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>>83883392
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>>83883245
It's not your cow
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>>83883454
sorta
they were the one in the contest with the cherub hoodie, ar hoodie and dirk figure
they also lurk here
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>>83883458
I wish it was. ;-;
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>>83883392
what a god
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>>83883486
WHAAAAT

One of the contestants mde hentai???

Did he make some Maryamcest too?

>>83883518
He just keeps getting better!
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>>83883486
spooky

>>83883518
based
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>>83880409
Bard/Prince of Time as these tests keep flip flopping.
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>>83883543
she
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>>83883562
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>>83883543
It's a she.
And she has a nsfw-tumblr too.
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>>83883562
go through the completed test again, and reconsider some questions by a point or two

sometimes you're literally 2 points off from being a totally different class (ie mage of void, mage/seer of void, seer of void from using 6,7, or 8 on one question)
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>>83883584
The plot thicken!

>>83883595
Got a link, bro/chick?
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>>83883592
hurray, someone else posted it!
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>>83883316
No anon, thats wrong
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>>83883584
That explains why she draws so much Dirk porn then
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>>83883634
I think I was one of the first people trying to justify the relation of Crimson King to a Scarlet Prince
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>>83883624
careful with how far down this rabbit hole you go
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>>83883624
there's a lot of gay
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>>83883624
Does it? Does it really? Like 90% of Homestuck's porn artists are female.
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>>83883642
reminder death boned
aradia
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>>83883686
Let me guess: she is into vore?

>>83883707
Let me guess: she is a davekat shipper?

>>83883709
Whaaaat?
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>>83883700
you messed up the colors but it's ok, i'll just pretend her feet are really cold
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>>83883700
fucking slut
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>>83883724
Dohohohohoho
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>>83883608
any recommended tests?
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>>83883700
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>>83883734
mostly a lot of dirk, and some equius. i only saw about 6 pics or so
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>>83883700
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>>83883734
>Let me guess: she is a davekat shipper?
Thankfully doesn't seem to be, she's a dirk shipper, seems to lean more towards Dirk/Caliborn
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>>83883724
Who didn't boned Aradia? it would be sinful not pushing her shit up her ass
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>>83883744
easy fix
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>>83883700
ara...
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>>83883766
this one, made by an anon, and adapted into a webpage by another anon

stardust-rider.com/hero/

feel free to come back to it when you're in a different mood to get a classpect average result
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>>83883782
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI
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>>83883147
Roxy and Vriska are both two characters who were author favorites (one perfect and flawless all the time, the other horrible but with flaws that didn't matter).
They also took up all the fucking screen time that should have been shared with their group.
Sorta like Dave.

>>83883445
Yeah, might as well get a Zelda:OoT moon poster instead
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>>83883734
i dont know her ships beyond dirk/caliborn
she's just... dramatic
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>>83883770
>>83883782
Any of you dudebrose/dudettechicks got a link?

I have courage to step into the abyss
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>>83883804
Wat.
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>>83883766
>>83883816
and by "come back to it" i mean just do it a few times over the next couple of days. if you get a split result, like bard/prince again, go back and consider some of your questions, often you're jsut 1 point away from deciding which of the two it will be
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Can we have a good "remembering" moment? With all the screenshot of the crazy shit that happend on this threads througout the years?
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>>83883782
>Dirk/Caliborn
>lurks here

It...it couldn't be...could it?
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>>83883865
follow the link here >>83883392
there's a link to her tumblr on her homepage, green eyes something something
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>>83883848
Oh man, if there's stories then you gotta tell us.
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>>83883873
You know, it would be anti constitutional not liking the smelly pit of joybshe hides between her legs
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>>83883848
angel what did she do to you
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>>83883925
>joybshe
Are we pushing her feces back in with our dicks? I'm confused.
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>>83883925
Not to mention the sacred tunnel of warm chocolate that her glorius ass cheeks conciel
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>>83883782
IT'S
SUPERNATURAL

єχ
тяαтєяяєsтяιαl
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>>83883916
thanks cutie

>>83883848
Want me to impersonate her? Imma force her to use a tripcode just like my last 2 victims!
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>>83883964
You are right anon! Thats our duty and right!
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>>83883993
Why must we do this? I mean, it's a little weird even for me.
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>>83883982
please do not poke the hornets nest
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>>83883964
also sorry for the spelling mistakes.
I am writting with one hand in tge keyboard and the other inside my pants.
But am i pleasuring my anus or my front yard? WHO KNOWS!
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>>83883982
do not

>>83884048
no one cares
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>>83884037
Angel, what the hell happened?

Is she one of those crazy shippers like tipsy?
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>>83884021
Why? For her! She needs it! Look at her, she is begging for it. She needs us to turn our cocks into shit tampons
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>>83884070
>Who cares
No one, but i don't give a fuck
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>>83884037
I already sent her a message asking why she isn't over here drawing us lewds of your fantrolls. I'll keep you posted if she responds.
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>>83884123
now you've done it
im outie
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>>83884123
stahp
>>
i just wanted to post the canon sprite of aradia...
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>>83884086
Why does she need this? ;(
>>
/hst/ i'm sorry to tell you this but..... caliborn isn't going to wake up.
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>>83884123
>>83884156
>>83884178
You guys are scaring me. I got tackled by bulls and don't find myself scared like that ina while. What the fuck is that girl like?
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>>83884255
Be wary of anyone who draws Jade with a dogdick
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>>83884255
i'm just saying it because it's bad form to hassle someone to try and get them on here
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>>83884212
Why? You ask why? Because i want her to feel what that priest did to me
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>>83884243
yeah, he's going to wake down.
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>>83884312
OK, I'm spooked. I'm balling out.
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Don't play with fire, /hst/
lest you want a fate worse than death~
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>>83884345
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>>83884396
i can think of a lot of things worse than being set on fire
not being set on fire is one of them
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>>83884396
Goddammit. Can any of you guys stop being mysterious pieces of shit adn tell me what that Dirk shipper is like? Even Angel bailed out by now. ANGEL, for god's sake!

She stayed here even when we were discussing Space players having sex!
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This is why I stay away from shippers.
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>>83884484
Why do i miss all the juice stuff?
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>>83884243
HaHa, Ok, MaKe-BeLiEvE tImE iS oVeR!
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>>83884504
M O R E
O
R
E

god damm she is beutiful
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>>83880033
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what the hell is happening in this thread
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>>83884243
WAKE HIM UP
wake him up inside
CAN'T WAKE UP
Wake him up inside
SAVE MEEEEE
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>>83884564
I told you.
These threads are over.
Gone.
Done for.
Say your goodbyes, because this will be the last homestuck thread I will allow.
Goodbye.
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>>83884564
I din't know but between the abused aradia fucker and the quest for the artist my sides trascended to anlther realm of existence
>>
did VN anon post any updates since 6/12
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>>83884599
But... who are you to allow a thread?

Serieusly i'm on the phone app and i am clueless if you are a mod or just some fucker
>>
>>83884538
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>>83884660
Ahhhj it warms my dry and cold excuse for a heart
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>>83884652
it's........ the big man.........
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>>83884652
Ignore him, he's just some salty boy
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>>83884649
no, he died.
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>>83884704
damn
>>
IT'S HERE
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>>83884686
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>you wwill never be in a crowwd of eri
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>>83884679
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>>83884538
>dead, wall-eyed stare. the glossiest gaze, only second to a lobotomy patient
>"Uuuuuwaaah! She is so beautiful!!!!!"
jadefags are the worst
>>
>>83883876
>>83883816
wonderful anons in this thread. thanks so much, all.
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>>83884484
I was dramatic about the contest, it had nothing to do with shipping.
On the subject of shipping though
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>>83884979
YOUR
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>>83884911
blind jade would be quite hot actually
>>
>>83884979
Ok, so you are Angel's kismesis. Pleasure to meet you
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>>83884979
i guess lil cal aint so little anymore
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>>83884979
Cease.
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>>83878521
It should have ended with some dialog
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>>83884504
Source?
>>
What if Dave turned out to be blind all along
>>
>>83885078
/hst/
>>
>>83884838
Jade's cute pits
>>
>>83885078
loki
>>
>>83885078
lokiroki.tumblr.com

she hasn't posted any of the art she's done lately there though
>>
>>83884979
but what did you do to Angel
>>
>>83884979
So are you going to fulfill that one anon's request for some lewd fantrolls?
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Why must they draw John as a fucking dog eater chinese scum?
>>
>>83878521
Where did the Condesce know I John from?
>>
>>83884979
NO REAR ENTRY ALLOWED
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>>83885170
Ask Hussie
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>>83885150
Can we just pretend that one anon didn't say embarrassing things instead
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>>83885186
>H3 1S ST1LL B4LLING
damn dave got game
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>>83885170
My best rare ship, becoming less rare before my eyes.
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>>83885209
>implying he still has some control over something
>>
I'm back on a computer which means not only can i talk classpects again (gimme them i'll give you a sentence) but i can also argue with you about classpects now.
>>
>>83885258
Muse of Piss
>>
>>83885230
>dave carries a basketball hoop in his sylladex just so he can dunk on people whenever the need arises
>>
>>83885258
Thief of Blood
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>>83885170
I want be hugged by aradia while she tells me everything will be okay.
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>>83885244
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>>83885258
holy shit just shut up. youre annoying
>>
>>83885258
Do you think we're at an impass trying to understand the other 50% of the Bard of Void?
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>>83885341
picture related
>>83885295
you can steal bonds from people for yourself, which means you can basically kick people out of a friend group and insert yourself in their space, which is HELLA nasty.
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>>83885324
fuckin saved
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>>83885370
then quit being annoying. Youre shitting up the thread. Easily the worst poster.
>>
>>83885370
>thief of blood isn't a literal vampire
man that is lame
>>
>>83885258

Heir of time
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>>83885295
Yea that's super OP congrats if that's what you got.
>>
>>83885341
he's ok. he contributes something fun to the thread for people to look forward to, which is more than can be said for a lot of the older tripfags that used to infest the place.
>>
>>83885258
see
>>83883216 do whichever one you want
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>>83885304
I want to be fugged by aradia while she tells me everything is on fire
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>>83885395
i mean you could also be a vampire, it's just we haven't seen blood physically manifest itself yet.
>>83885342
which 50%? a bard of void makes it so that a: everyone spills their spaghetti, and b: the spaghetti is very damaging. if you're talking about the literal "destruction of nothing" interpretation, yeah, we're pretty much at an impasse, unless you want to say that things just randomly appear around them, which is likely, considering bards.
>>83885405
as i said, you're surrounded at all times by a constant cadre bodyguard secret service of other you's
>>83885442
an heir of light is just kind of passively lucky. not vriska level all the luck but coin flips are 60/40 in their favor instead of 50/50 yknow?
>>
>>83885395
If this is meant to be funny I give it 10/10
>>
>>83885258
Prince of Light
>>
What would happend if a Godtier had offspring? Would they inherit the power/inmortality?
Or would the Godtierblive to see all of his children die of age?
>>
>>83885341
He would be 50% better if he allowed my mind lazerz.
>>
>>83884917
tell us your results
>>
>>83885395
Why is Kanaya not the Blood player, then, smartass?
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Who wore it best?
Aradia?
Porrim?
Jane?
Crocker?
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>>83885481
we have no reason to believe god tier status is inheritable.
>>83885480
critical hit king
>>
>>83885469
Oh I misunderstood what you said about it yesterday I guess. Cringe classpect confirmed.
>>
>>83885469
aw that's kind of boring. what about a mage of void, that sounds like it could be more interesting
>>
>>83885536
Porrim.
>>
>>83885258
Rogue of breath?
>>
>>83885536
aradia > evil jane >>>>> jane > borrim
>>
>>83885550
that's like half of hst
>>
im back, is the thread still shitty?
>>
>>83885587
YE
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>>83885581
shit, meant that for >>83885554

>>83885587
i dont think so?
>>
>>83885587
what is your definition of shitty in these threads?
>>
>>83885587
Just a little.
>>
It's funny what a personal question asking someone his or her classpect can be.
>>
>>83885538
Then it is pretty depressing.
Living to see all you love die.
Maybe that happens with the kids, they get tired of it and go fight caliborn, hoping to die or at least close the time loop...
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>>83884911
You know you want to hug it
>>
>>83885587
ARADIAS COCK BUTT TAMPON ANGEL!
IT WAS FORETOLD BY JESUS
>>
>>83885554
i mean, once an heir of light hits god tier they gain medium level [element]kinesis, like john getting his windy thingy, so at that point you can probably manipulate literal light but i tried to keep it to a minimum.
>>83885554
you learn about nothingness or through nothingness. you're probably immune to mind/emotional control and are scary to mind read because your brain is literally blank to outsiders. you can sense when people are hiding a boner.
>>83885560
taunt + dodge tank.
>>
>>83885649
*shit tampon
>>
>>83885612
it's the internet, and classpect tests aren't foolproof
>>
Do all psychokinetic yellowbloods have the red/blue eyes thing or is it some Sollux Gemini stuff?
>>
>>83885717
It's solely a Captor thing, I don't remember where this was confirmed but I promise I'm not lying
>>
>>83885653
i'm pretty certain mages function like a "get out of jail free" card regarding their aspect. they are expended (sort of) protecting everyone else from something horrible that's related to their aspect, usually only once. sollux was special because he could die so many times.
>>
>>83885682
I meant in real life. And some people fit their classpects like a glove.
>>
>>83885717
No way to teeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll.
>>
>>83885676
Our right and duty
>>
>>83885717
that's a thing that we literally cannot tell with what we're given in canon, so we can assume one way or the other. I say no, since I have a psychokinetic yellowblood fan troll, but he does have weird eyes (just not red/blue).
>>83885745
the two mages we've seen so far suffer a calamity regarding their aspect, and then don't suffer too much in the aftershock. Sollux died a lot but he's doing okay in the afterlife. Meulin had her ears blown by Kurloz out but she's still happy with Kurloz. Etc.
>>
>>83885717
a rare mutation, i think

>>83885756
real life people are complex enough to get lots of different classpects depending on their mood and the test.

i've had:
page of rage
thief of void
mage of void
knight of space
seer of space, mostly learning towards this one. most of them would apply in one way or another
>>
>>83885653
ok yeah that's cool
>>
>>83885781
To push Aradia's turds back into her butt with our dicks.
>>
>>83885623
Short stacked small Jade > all other Jades
>>
>>83885740
So fantrolls can have any color energy they want basically?
>>
>>83885799
Heir of depression
wate of space
>>
>>83885587
actually yeah, it's sort of bad still
>>
I think the only chance in hell Hiveswap has of being good is to make it go full edge

Like make Joey do horrible, horrible things to get home.
>>
>>83885799
And some people fit one classpect better than any other.
>>
Enjoy your thread while it lasts.
>>
>>83885854
>Heir of depression
NOT CANON
"depression" has too many syllables
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>>83885838
To Make her feel like that priest made me feel
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>>83885009
Oh man, people who refer to eachother with irl quadrants are the worst.
>>
>>83885886
shush
>>
>>83885258
Prince of Blood
>>
>>83885905
Worse than bad sjw? Worse than people like tipsy? Worse than davekat shippers?
>>
>>83885891
Someone should write an entire fanfiction about this or maybe just a Copypasta.
>>
>>83885852
I guess so.
>>
>>83885869
>joey is responsible for the limeblood genocide
>>
>>83885905
it's not irl, this is the internet
>>
>>83885905

AUGH! I identify myself as a troll and this is so triggering to me! I can't even.
Chech your privilege
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>>83885943
FUCK YES. Joey will show them who is boss before she bangs Trizza
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>>83885869
The head writer loves Eridan and Caliborn best, apparently. Joey could be like both of them. Wouldn't that be great?
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>>83885917
already answered. make sure to ctrl+f your classpect to avoid repeats
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>>83885852
I don't know if the eye LASERS are a thing all trolls can do but, if they are, yeah sure. Go nuts with it.
>>83885917
You can point at two people and go "okay you're not friends any more" and they're like "yeah okay i guess" one of my female fantrolls is a prince of blood
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>>83885938

Sexually abused anon (by priest)/ John egber (by dad) anally plesures / tortures aradia trying to ventilate his abuse?
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>>83885869
they mentioned the choices we make will influence things
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Does anyone have that OC template thing?
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>>83886000
John's dad dressed up as a priest and John Egbert break into Aradia's house while she's taking a massive shit and try to push her feces back into her butthole with their dicks.
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>>83886049
YES THIS IS PERFECT
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>>83885955
Shut the fuck up
>>83885936
Hyperbole. I'm not gonna make a hierarchy of shitty things when all I need to know is they're shitty.
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>>83886049
Addendum: Dad uses his nose
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>>83886111
Both his dick and his nose.
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>>83886135
They are in fact the same organ.
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>>83886111
And a harleyquin statue
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>>83886148
John hates homosexual people because of this abuse
DEEPEST LORE
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>>83885869
I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Tzizza... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some grubs. We left the camp after we had inoculated the grubs for polio, and this limeblood came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated legs. There they were in a pile. A pile of little grubling legs. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were trolls... trained cadres. These trolls who fought with their hearts, who had lucuses, who had grubs, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those trolls, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have players who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.
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>>83886135
>>83886149
All of the above; multifaceted effort. He tries multiple things after he realized that hard, massive shit is too large.
>>83886185
John acts like an incompetent idiot as his dad forces him to fuck an alien girl's shit back into her; scarring him for life.
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someone please post xamag's fantroll sprites
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>>83886222
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>>83886222
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>>83886222
Sure.
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>>83886222
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>>83886282
She must look. Nice naked
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>>83886328
Sahtii's been around since like, 2012 and no one has drawn her naked

It's not happening
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>>83886200
Years in the future, but nit many
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>>83886362
never say never

i won't be the one to draw it, but it may yet come to be
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>>83886362
>her creator draws nudes all the time
>hasn't done any of Sahtii
the real kicker
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>>83879388
bowman is my waifu
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>>83886238
What's the story behind troll Patrick bateman?
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How likely is it that Sassacre and Dad are paradox twins?
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>>83886395
more like slutii
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>>83886401
he's troll patrick bateman

classpectanon commissioned drawings of his cadre of thriller-villain trolls
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>>83886395
Maybe he based her design on a family member or someone he loves.
And he doesn't want to soil their image
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>>83886395
she wants people to pay for them
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>>83886362
...10 hours? in paint.
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>>83886222
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>>83886455
t-thanks
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>>83886455
Do the others!!
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>>83886238
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>>83886362
There's nothing much to miss out on, she's build like a large plank of wood. Now the yellow blood on the other hand..
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>>83886536
slender girls are pretty
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>>83886536
maybe some of us like wood huh did you think of that mister clever
bi master race
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>>83886401
it's kind of involved so bear with me

Troll Patrick Bateman was an up-and-coming. He had it all - wealth, power, connections, psychic powers that he could use to mind control people, and lots of axes and fancy suits. The one thing he wanted that he didn't have was a purpleblood named Ferula Kriegr (based, obviously, off of Freddy Kreuger, but a girl, and also dead before the story really starts). This is three sweeps before the "present day" of their story.

So, this motherfucker's eyeball has magic powers like Vriska's vision eightfold - his vision fourfold lets him see mental or emotional weaknesses that he can poke at. So, for unrelated reasons, this guy right here, Phileq, convinces Troll Bateman: "Hey, you know what'll be REALLY impressive? You get a big crowd and then use your psychic powers to make them kill themselves, there's no way she can say no to a display like that!"

Obviously, his powers were not strong enough, they burnt out permanently, and he only killed about 1/6 of the crowd, left the other 1/3 brain damaged in some way, and the other 1/2 was just kind of confused and dazed. Ferula was unimpressed, left, and took out her anger on another troll, but that's another story.

Anyway, now Troll PB is super anxious and insecure - he freely gives away wealth and material goods because he likes people to know that he has it to give away, as opposed to before where he jealously hoarded all of his wealth. However, at the drop of a hat he can go into a blind rage-fugue even more vicious than he used to be, like if you get a reservation at a restaurant that he wanted.

Then Phileq recruits him for a session because he's "one of the most lethal trolls he knew" and shit happens from there but this post is starting to drag on a bit.

Knight of Rage
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>>83886520
Canon length btw.
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>>83886620
you wrote that all on a phone?
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>>83886666
No, I'm back on my computer.

Also, check'd
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>>83878521
>Condesce recognizing John during the fight and having a funny moment

This honestly what I wanted most, only proceeded by an all 4 kid convo.
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>>83886438
heh
i just dont feel like it man
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>>83886222
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>>83886699
nice triple doubles
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>>83886742
LEGS
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>>83886742
sahtii is cute

id take her to my favorite bookstore and then share a pot of tea
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>>83886795
stop
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>>83886745
It keeps happening!
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>>83885649
Is this a random collection of words or did I miss some big meme?
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>>83886815
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>>83886795
WTF, dude?
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>>83886861
just some spammer
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>>83886862
>>83886795
please stop
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>>83886795
>>83886862
hot
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>>83886861
>>83886879
You have missed the biggest meme of them all.
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>>83885880
>>83886904
i dont like this meme...
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>>83883804

It all started here man ^^^
>>83886861
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post babies not being hurt
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>>83886795
>>83886862

Why is this a rational thing?
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did a little sprite myself
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>>83886923
It's the best meme.
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>>83886742
Hey Angel, how busy with commissions are you right now? Is there a long waiting list?
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>>83886923
Was that a partial misreply?

Also wtf guys no one checked my quints two days ago.
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remember plug troll?
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>>83886950
very nice
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>>83886950
so cute
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>>83886969
super busy
i shouldnt be shitposting right now kind of busy
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>>83886930
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>>83886815
>>83886886

You asked nicely so I will stop, have a good night
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>>83886950
Good job Angel.
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>>83887014
Grubs are the best sex toys, they wiggle and clench
>>83887009
You have a tumblr?
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>>83887071
paradoxjelly if im not mistaken is her tumblr
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>>83886993
always.
always is a valid troll name, isn't it.
>>
>>83887009
I wouldn't call posting nice pictures shitposting, especially not given the quality of the rest of the thread.

Any idea when your schedule will free up?
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>>83887096
potato noodle is a valid troll name
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>>83887139
Adolf Hitler is a valid troll name!
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>>83887139

Shaggy Rogers fits the troll naming convention too
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>>83887171
Adolfo*
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>>83887171
Adolf is only 5 letters
Sorry anon
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aranea serket does too!

what would aranea look like as a troll?
>>
>>83887205
What's she so horny about
>>
>>83887071
paradoxjelli.tumblr.com
nsfw-pj.tumblr.com

>>83887138
definitely after anime expo
i have a table there im stressing to prep for
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>>83887139
spudsy string if you want it to be the Troll food
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>>83887248
Gee angel, how come your mom lets you have TWO tumblrs?
>>
Angel got some gud tastes in NSFW
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Find a flaw
you can't
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>>83887244
dave's butt
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>>83887311
>calliope

found it
>>
>>83887311
>polyshit
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>>83887354
they all get harem endings
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>>83887311
Condesce and Roxy
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>>83887380
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Find a flaw
you can
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>>83887292
heh it was a commission
they were pretty detailed in what they asked for
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>>83887009
I read both "busy"s as "busty"
Going to bed now
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>>83887412
delet this
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>>83887248
Oh, okay then. I've seen pre-con stress first hand, I'll bug you sometime next month then. Hopefully you rake in the dosh at the expo.
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>>83887311
Is this LOSS or just a visual gag about 'navigate through all the doorways' puzzles?
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>>83887423
and a damn good commission, too
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>>83887466
it's a shipping quadrant based on the four most alpha living players
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Jade "Cross on the test or in peace you'll rest" Harley
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>>83887414
i wouldve voted davepeta in the poll if it had been an option
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>>83887311
>John/Jane
>John/Condy
>Aradia with love leading into nothingness
>Davekat kept hushhush as strong friendship while Jade and Terezi fuck them both
>Kanaya keeping a Vriska on the side for those rough nights
>PALE ROMANCE AS A FRONT FOR REDROM, IE RAILS PAILING
You fucking wonderful person
>>
Trizza "o shit waddup or get shoot up" Tethis

Trizza "laugh at this meme or i'll make you scream" Tethis
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>>83887425
That's hot
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>>83887535
Jade "Breed or bleed" Harley
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>>83887535
Jade "Consent is cool" Harley
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>>83885508
sorry for being late. same thing, i took it four times and got bard of time and prince of time. is it only the passive/active nature of the classes different? what about for like personality?
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>>83887535
>2013
wouldn't she (and Dave) be graduating in 2014
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>>83887657
Get the fuck out of here, faggot.
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What's he so happy about, /hst/?
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>>83887703
Hiveswap writer being pro-Caliborn.
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>>83887640
Why was this ridiculous fucking thing taken so seriously
I mean it was made by Edgyanon who wanted it to be taken seriously, but come on.
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>>83887703
DIRK: I love you Caliborn.
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>>83887677
bards are cowardly, lazy, and chill, until they hit a crisis that tests their ability to utilize an overabundance of their aspect, and they either die or fly from there.

princes are martially skilled pessimists with a dysfunctional relationship with their aspect.
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>>83887677
If your personality is like a typical Space player you're a Prince of Time, if your personality relates more with Time, you're a Bard of Time. Also Princes are usually more confrontational.
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a-mei-zing!
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>>83887687
Jade "Until you're ready honey" Harley
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I never thought I'd find myself attempting to draw a cute housefly, but here we are.

This is about as cute as I can get while still looking like a sort-of-anthorpomorphised housefly.
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And posting the corresponding land again, Stimulants and Grenades.
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>>83887861
FUCKIN
INCREDIBLE
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>>83887832
Jade "It's okay if you don't want a baby right now, it's important we both agree to this!" Harley
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>>83887861
thats really fucking cute anon
>>
Who wants to see caliborn in a dress?
>>
>>83887961
Only if he's grumpy about it.
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>>83887956
Well duh
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>>83887737
>>83887738
oh my god the bard of time sounds exactly like this lyric from a carissa's wierd song
>Too much time in one day
>Too much time to occupy
>Boring thoughts
>And boring moods
>And boring bedtimes

what are the personality differences between a time player and a space player? im sorry if im asking too many questions, i love the lore being drawn out here.
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